homeland security south georgia island
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HOMELAND SECURITY
SOUTH GEORGIA
INCIDENT REPORT
0615: UNIDENTIFIED VESSEL SIGHTED BY BEACHGOERS
0617: OPERATIONS CENTER ALERTED, WADDLES INTO ACTION
0620: SCOUT REPORTS LANDING CRAFT INBOUND
0630: NATION’S LEADERS ASSESS THREAT IN TENSE DEBATE
0635: HOMELAND SECURITY MOBILIZATION ORDERED
0638: TEAM GUANO ORDERED TO BEACH
0630: TEAM KRILL DEPLOYED TO HIGH GROUND
0640: CIVILIAN WHITEWATER “CONTRACTORS” HIRED
0645: AN ANXIOUS NATION WAITS FOR NEWS…
0645: “THE REDCOATS ARE COMING!”
0701: TEAM ALPHA INTERDICTS SCOUT ZODIAC,
0702: PERMISSION TO LAND GRANTED REDCOAT CAPTAIN
0703: REDCOATS DISEMBARK, PROCEED THROUGH SECURITY
0702: THOROUGH LUGGAGE SEARCH CONDUCTED
0707: UNATTENDED BACKPACK DRAWS SUSPICION
0708: BOMB-SNIFFING FALCON CLEARS BACKPACK
0708: UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS INTERVIEWED
0710: SILENT, UNCLOTHED MALE CLASSIFIED “LOW-THREAT”
0715: SHOE SEARCH DETECTS FOREIGN GUANO. REDCOAT CLASSIFIED “PERSON OF INTEREST” (POI)
0718: POI DETAINED FOR INTERROGATORS
0840: ENHANCED INTERROGATION TECHNIQUES APPLIED
1044: POI HELD FOR RENDITION, DESTINATION REDACTED.
1044: THE TASK FORCE RETURNS HOME…
1045: …TO THE THANKS OF A GRATEFUL NATION.