A Big Load- and a Long RunRight away! Off we train! Let’s train! The train on the good platform

ceases work. Befuddled passengers say “hey what the fuck let’s go! Hello the train, move!!”

When you own a Horny Trains comic you are able to operate it in exactly the same manner as ‘other people’ operating ‘other not-so-hilarious com-

ic books’. You’ll lav it!

The Horny Locomotives – paper and ink – are built for big loads. They have strong and reliable mechanisms – what staples! and are beautifully

enamelled. Horny rolling stock includes every type of big railway narrative: late trains, the train being late, being a racist, not liking

another race at all, love, loss and rejection, ejaculations, metaphors, love, loss and rejeculation, the dwindling candle of friendship.

Every hour spent rejoicing over a Horny Trains is brimful of thrills and enjoyment. You will be proud of your Horny Trains when you have tested

it and discovered its splendid qualities.

Take Dad to your dealer’s store and show him the Horny Trains.When he sees them he will be just as keen about them as you are.

I fucking promise.

Wholesale Agents of England

Lawrence Dodgson

lawrencedodgson@hotmail.com

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Poetic Commentary from Resident Nonsensical Social Networker: Sir Real Pooma

Doodlebox: How Horny is Your Train?

Question the Load

So what do you reckon? Does Horny Trains do it for you? Or just your Dad? Maybe you are now considering listening to his advice for once

and not just doing things for the sake of it. Maybe you should respect the taste of your elders. Maybe you should taste the elderly. Essentially one

has to question the Horny Locomotives you have subjected yourself to in order to becream the upper-most enjoyment from such collections.

Whatever. Send all complaints and cat calls to lawrencedodgson@hotmail.com for a brief and polite exchange

of emails and time and effort and energy.Please do not burn yet.