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LOUNGES & CLUBSSey Hey & Marys icIsland Breeze 37Frozen Paradise icInferno Lounge 05Raymonds Players Club 12Mutuals 03The Mini Bar bcThe The Mini Bar Yo Gotti 07Rosettes Lounge 13
TRANSPORTATIONBobby Albright 20
JJs Tire World 06JJ & Ys 06J&H Car Care Center 06Supra Pre-Owned 27Auto Works 08
ENTERTAINMENTDr. I.M. Smartt Lottery 33HOT SPOT Maze 40SUDOKU 40SUDOKU Solution 43DJ Postman 20Trevon Stand 08Real Deal Magazine 41
DJ Dirty Redd 39Lady Scorpio 32Esther Simmons 10Glenn Jones at Mutuals 34
SERVICESMind of Creations 28Restore Your Photos 30Ellington Bartending 10One Time Pest Control 20Family Reunion Books 35
CLOTHING & FASHIONHOT SPOT Stuff 41
St Paul Clothing 08
EVENTSWolfMasters Bus Trip 39WolfMasters Bus Trip 31Rochester Trip 32HOT SPOT Mothers Day 11
REAL ESTATEAlma Greene 10
RETAILShawn Loury Washer Dryers 10Lets Connect Confectionary 29Razzle Dazzle 05Got Balloons 16Lavender Gift Basket Company 29Pretty Things 35
FOOD & DININGGood 4 Real 10Wilson Catering 19Pats Catering 19Nobbie at Raymonds 16
HEALTH & BEAUTYMedicaid Advantage 04AVON 10
LEGAL & FINANCIALMAX$ TAXS 15Medicare Upgrade 15A Brighter Day Bail Bond 38
TECHNOLOGYRestore Your Photos 30
HOT SPOT Online 17
AROUND TOWNAround TownAround TownAround Town ExtraAround Town ExtraMore Around TownMore Around Town
FEATURESHOT SPOT Reps 30HOT SPOT Subscribe 33One Mans Opinion 02
HOT SPOT Schedule 05HOT SPOT Rates 14LaughsBeach High Yearbooks 29HOT SPOT New Mini 39Floyd Adams 32Mom & Dad Anniversary 35Arden Williams Obituary 42Post 500 Ladies Auxiliary 34
FAITHGods Eagle of Strength Ministry fc
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Winner of WSOKs 2010 - Best Gospel CD
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Laughs
The police recently busted a man sell-
ing "secret formula" tablets he claimed
gave eternal youth.
When going through their files they no-ticed it was the fifth time he was
caught for committing this same crimi-
nal medical fraud.
He had earlier been arrested in 1794,
1856, 1928 and 1983...
A visitor to a certain college paused to
admire the new Hemingway Hall that
had been built on campus. "It's a
pleasure to see a building named for
Ernest Hemingway," he said.
"Actually," said his guide, "it's
named for Joshua Hemingway. Norelation." The visitor was astonished.
"Was Joshua Hemingway a writer,
also?" "Yes, indeed," said his guide.
"He wrote a check."
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the
barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problemshe has getting a close shave around the cheeks. "I
have just the thing," says the barber taking a small
wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place thisbetween your cheek and gum."
The client places the ball in his mouth and the barberproceeds with the closest shave the man has ever
experienced. After a few strokes the client asks in
garbled speech. "And what if I swallow it?" "No
problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomor-row like everyone else does."
Laughs
The Most Important Discoveries
Man discovered weapons, invented hunting.
Woman discovered hunting, invented furs.
Man discovered colors, invented painting.Woman discovered painting, invented make
-up.
Man discovered speech, invented conversa-
tion.
Woman discovered conversation, invented
gossip.
Man discovered agriculture, invented food.Woman discovered food, invented diet.
Man discovered friendship, invented love.
Woman discovered love, invented marriage.
Man discovered trade, invented money.
Woman discovered money, man has never
recovered.
"Congratulations my boy!" said the
groom's uncle. "I'm sure you'll look back
and remember today as the happiest day
of your life."
"But I'm not getting married until tomor-
row," protested his nephew.
"I know," replied the uncle. "That's ex-
actly what I mean."
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Laughs
There were these two professors arguing over
which one had the dumber child. Each profes-
sor thought his was the bigger idiot. The first
professor yells "There is no way that your son
is dumber. My son has to be THE stupidestkid on Earth."
The second professor says "No way, Jose. My
son is the bigger idiot."
The first professor says "Let me prove it to
you. Hey Jake! (Jake runs to his father) I don't
know if I left myself at the office or not.
Would you run there and find out. If I'm there
then tell me to come home and eat dinner."
The son says, gleefully, "Sure dad" and runs
off.
The second professor not to be outdone says
"Oh Yea! Watch this! Hey Sam! Come here!
(Sam runs to his father) Here are two pennies.
With one penny buy a car and the other buy a
microwave."
Sam says "OK." and leaves. The professors
keep arguing.
Jay and Sam meet in the street. And they start
arguing which one has the dumber father. Jay
says, "Well listen. My father told me to find
out if he is at the office or not. Well all he had
to do was to call the office and find out him-
self. Two minutes and he would be done. Thatis stupid if I've ever heard it."
Sam says "Well that is nothing. My dad told
me to buy a car with one penny and a micro-
wave with the other. But he didn't tell me
which penny was for the car and which one is
for the microwave."
Laughs
On a busy Med/Surg floor the doctor stops
the nurse to brief her on a patient's condition.
"This patient is a fellow physician and my fa-
vorite golf partner. His injury is serious and I
fear he will not be able to play golf againunless you follow my orders exactly." The
doctor then began listing orders:
"You must give an injection in a different lo-
cation every twenty minutes followed by a
second injection exactly five minutes after the
first. He must take two pills at exactly every
hour followed by one pill every fifteen min-
utes for eight hours. He must drink no more
and no less than ten ounces of water every
twenty-five minutes and must void between.
"Soak his arm in warm water for fifteen min-
utes then place ice for ten minutes and repeat
over and over for the rest of the day. Give
range of motion every thirty minutes. He re-
quires a back rub and foot rub every hour.
Feed him something tasty every hour. Be
cheerful and do whatever he asks at all times.
"Chart his condition and vital signs every
twenty minutes. You must do these things ex-
actly as I ordered or his injury will not heal
properly, and he will not able to play golf
well."
The nurse left the doctor and entered the pa-
tient's room. She was greeted by anxious fam-
ily and an equally anxious patient. All asked
the nurse what the doctor had said about the
patient. The nurse started, "The doctor said
that you will live." Then quickly reviewing
the orders, the nurse added, "But you will
have to learn a new sport."
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Laughs
When I returned home from col-
lege for a break, I noticed a pa-per posted on the refrigerator. It
listed some goals my dad had set
for himself: Help wife more; lose
weight; be more productive at
work.
I promptly added: "Send Mi-
chelle money every month."
A few days later my brotherwrote: "Make payments on car
for Jason."
Then my boyfriend joined in
with: "Buy Tom a Jeep."
Finally my father added a new
goal to his amended list: "Wean
kids."
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Laughs
This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of com-
puters stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar hesees a big sign on the door saying "Nerds Not Al-
lowed - Enter At Your Own Risk!" He goes in and
sits down.
The bartender comes over to him, sniffs, says, "You
smell kind of nerdy. What do you do for a living?"
The truck driver says, "I drive a truck, and the smell
is just from the computers I am hauling."
The bartender says, "Okay, truck drivers are not
nerds." and serves him a beer. As he is sipping hisbeer, a skinny guy walks in with tape around his
glasses, a pocket protector with twelve kinds of pens
and pencils, and a belt at least a foot too long. Thebartender, without saying a word, pulls out a shotgun
and blows the guy away.
The truck driver said, totally shocked, "Why did you
do that?"
The bartender said, "Not to worry, the nerds are over-
populating Silicon Valley and are in season now. You
don't even need a license."
The truck driver finishes his beer, gets back in histruck, and heads back onto the freeway. Suddenly he
veers to avoid an accident, and the load shifts. Theback door breaks open and computers spill out all
over the freeway. He jumps out and sees a crowd al-
ready forming, grabbing up the computers. They areall engineers, accountants and programmers wearing
the nerdiest clothes he has ever seen.
He can't let them steal his whole load. So, remember-
ing what happened in the bar, he pulls out his gun
and starts blasting away, felling several of them in-stantly. A highway patrol officer comes zooming upand jumps out of the car screaming at him to stop.
The truck driver said, "What's wrong? I thought nerdswere in season."
"Well, sure," said the patrolman. "But you can't bait'em."
Laughs
Thoughts On Aging
- The aging process could be slowed
down if it had to work its way through
Congress.
- You're getting old when you're sitting
in a rocker and you can't get it started.
- You're getting old when you wake up
with that morning-after feeling, and you
didn't do anything the night before.
- The cardiologist's diet: if it tastes
good, spit it out.
- Doctor to patient: I have good news
and bad news: the good news is that you
are not a hypochondriac.
- It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't
remember anything.
- You know you're getting old when you
stop buying green bananas.
- Last Will and Testament: Being of
sound mind, I spent all my money.
- When you lean over to pick somethingup off the floor, you ask yourself if
there is anything else you need to do
while you are down there.
- You find yourself in the middle of the
stairway, and you can't remember if you
were downstairs going up or upstairs
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SUDOKU
The rules of Sudoku are simple. Enter
digits from 1 to 9 into the
blank spaces. Every row must contain
one of each digit. So must
every column, as must every 3x3
square. Each Sudoku has a
unique solution that can be reached
logically without guessing.
The Solution is at the end of the Book.
No Peeking.
HOT SPOT MAZE
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Sudoku Solution
Laughs
Two police officers respond to a crime
scene behind a grocery store. The homicide
detective is already there.
"What happened?" asks the first officer.
"Male, about twenty-five, covered in RaisinBran and dead as a doornail."
"Good grief," says the second officer.
"Didn't we have one covered in Frosted
Flakes yesterday? And Captain Crunch last
week?"
"You're right. I'm afraid," said the detective
as he took a drag from his cigar, "this is thework of a cereal killer."
A retired man who volunteers to entertain
patients in nursing homes and hospitals
went to one local hospital in Brooklyn and
took his portable keyboard along. He told
some jokes and sang some funny songs at
patients' bedsides.
When he finished he said, in farewell, "Ihope you get better."
One elderly gentleman replied, "I hope
you get better, too."
A group of blondes walk into a bar. One of the
women tells the bartender to line up a row of
drinks for all of them. The gals lift their glasses
and toast, "Here's to 51 days!" and they proceed to
down their drinks. Once again, they tell the bar-tender to "line 'em up", and once again they toast
51 days and down their drinks.
The bartender says, "I don't get it. Why in the
world are you toasting 51 days?"
One of the blondes explains, "We just finished a
jigsaw puzzle. It had written on the box '2-4 years,'
but we finished it in 51 days!"
Laughs
A successful business man became disenchanted
with the stress of the fast life in the big city and
decides to chuck it all. He takes his savings and
purchases a large ranch in the middle of nowhere
in Montana.
After a couple of months of enjoying the solitude
he hears the drumming of hoof beats outside his
cabin. Grabbing his rifle he challenges the man
riding up on the horse.
"Hold it neighbor" the man says, " I'm your
neighbor, I have a ranch only six miles from here,
and I want to invite you to a Welcome Party I'm
throwing for you next Saturday. There's going to
be music, dancing, hugging, kissing, drinking,
fighting.... We'll have a great time".
Not wanting to be un-neighborly the new rancher
lowers the rifle and asks " How should I dress?"
" Aw, don't matter" replied the neighbor, " Only
gonna be the two of us".
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