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8/4/2019 Hot Spot Issue #326

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LOUNGES & CLUBS Island Breeze 07Frozen Paradise icInferno Lounge 05Raymond’s Player’s Club 12Mutuals 03The Mini Bar bcJJ’s Tire World fcNikki’s / Club Rozay 08Nettie’s Lounge 09Sharon’s Lounge 10Rosette’s Lounge 31

TRANSPORTATION Auto Works 06Bobby Albright 22Tire Doctor 34Supra Pre-Owned 04

ENTERTAINMENT Dr. I.M. Smartt Lottery 29HOT SPOT Maze 36SUDOKU 36SUDOKU Solution 39DJ Postman 22

DJ Dirty Redd 35

SERVICES Mind of Creations 13Restore Your Photos 27Ellington Bartending 27One Time Pest Control 22

CLOTHING & FASHION HOT SPOT Stuff 37St Paul Clothing 34

EVENTS Wolf Master’s Dance 25Post 500 Football Trip 14

ELECTION 2011Bill Gillespie 06

FAITH God’s Eagle of Strength 32Trevon Stand 32

RETAILShawn Loury Washer Dryers 27

FOOD & DINING Wilson Catering 08Pat’s Catering 35Paradise Café 33Chy’s Café 34L.J.’s Soul Food 10

HEALTH & BEAUTY Medicaid Advantage 33

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FEATURES HOT SPOT RepsHOT SPOT Subscribe 37One Man’s Opinion 02HOT SPOT Schedule 05HOT SPOT Rates 38Laughs

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“One Man’s Opinion”

Part I I’m not much of a fashion person. I can pick out a good suit andmatch it up with a shirt, tie and of course a hat, but casual wear is

just that, casual. A tee shirt, some shorts or jeans, some sneakers,

yes, I said sneakers and sandals and you’re done, Right? No, notreally. It seems that short pants have gotten longer; first right abovethe knee now, below the knee. Long pants have turned into Caprisand I don’t know what you call the ones that are mid calf.

Anyway, my wife is bringing me in the new world of casual fashion. She bought me some of thosebelow the knee shorts and some of those short socks that your wear with your athletic shoes (Imean sneakers). I’ve got no problem with the shorts, but if she brings some Capri’s home, they WILLgo straight to the fire pit.

Those short socks are another thing. What was wrong with my tube socks? I’ve got lots of them.

Those short socks always feel like they’re always sliding down in my sneakers. I figured it outthough. I wear the short socks with my long shorts and the long socks with my long pants or some-thing like that.

I look back and thought all this long shorts and short long pants and short socks thing was pretty sillyuntil I was at a picnic a few days ago, with my short socks and long shorts and a hat of course. I fitright in with all my peers and I have my wife to thank. Thanks, Joan. Then I looked over and saw aguy about my age wearing short shorts and long socks. When I say short shorts, I mean 1970’s gymshort shorts and the tube socks came up to his mid calf. The only thing that would have been worsewas a handkerchief around his neck.. He also had on a tank top (or is it a wife beater and where did that

name come from anyway?) I didn’t know if he was getting ready do some push ups or run track or go to

bed. Yes, he looked completely ridiculous and I was so glad it wasn’t me, because I was real cool inmy short socks, my long shorts, my tee shirt and my……... dress hat.

Part II We went home to see my parents the other week. We spent an entire day, cutting grass, trimmingthe shrubs, using the trimmer and picking apples. My Mom said, “I know when you go back homeyou’re going to write about how hard we worked you”. I told her I wouldn’t. So see Mom, I told you Iwouldn’t write about it. I’m a GOOD Son.

Just, One Man’s Opinion.“Live Long and Prosper”

Ronald A. Gilliard, Publisher



Laughs

A guy walked into his friend's office. He

found his friend sitting at his desk, looking

very depressed.

"Hey, what's up with you?" he asked.

"Oh, its my wife," replied the man. "She's

hired a new secretary for me."

"Well, nothing wrong in that," he said, "Is

she blonde or brunette?"

"Neither," answered the man. "He's bald."

This cowboy was trying to buy an insurance policy, to cover any work-related mishaps which

might befall him. The insurance agent was going

down the list of standard questions.

"Ever have an accident?"

"Nope, nary a one."

"None? You've never had ANY accidents?"

"Nope. Ain't never had one. Never."

"That's hard to believe. No accidents at all? No

bad things EVER happened to you at work?"

"Well, rattler bit me on the butt one time."

"Wouldn't you consider that an accident?"

"Heck no! Damned varmint bit me on purpose."

Laughs

Johnny missed his final exam due to theflu, but he'd done so well during the year that the teacher suggested to the principalthey give him an oral exam to make up for the test he'd missed. The principal agreed

so they called Johnny into the office andexplained about the oral test.

First the teacher asked, "Johnny whatdoes a cow have four of, that I only havetwo of?"

Johnny replied, "Legs."

Then the teacher asked, "Johnny, what doyou have in your pants that I don't have inmy pants?"

"Pockets," Johnny replied.

Finally the teacher asked, "And Johnny,what is the capital of Italy?"

"Rome," answered Johnny.

With that the teacher turned to the princi-pal and asked, "Well, shall we pass him?

"Better not ask me," the principal replied,"I got the first two wrong!" "

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Laughs

Sarcastic Quotes for the Workplace

~ "And your crybaby whiny opinion would

be?"

~ "I pretend to work, 'cause they pretend to pay me."

~ "If I throw a stick, will you leave?"

~ "Sarcasm is just one of the services we of-fer."~ "If I wanted to hear the pitter patter of little

feet I'd put shoes on my cats."~ "And which dwarf are you?"

~ "Work-related stress is when you wake upscreaming and realize you haven't fallen

asleep yet!"~ "Does your train of thought have a

caboose?"

~ "Errors have been made, others will be blamed."~ "YOU!.... Off my planet!"

~ "Ohhh, let me turn on the part of my brainthat gives a damn."

~ "A cubicle is just a padded cell without the

heavy metal door."

~ "How do I set the laser printer to stun?"

Laughs

Unaware that Indianapolis is on

Eastern Standard Time and Chicago

on Central Standard Time, Bob in-

quired at the Indianapolis airport

about a plane to Chicago.

"The next flight leaves at 1:00 p.m.," a ticket agent said, "and

arrives in Chicago at 1:01 p.m."

"Would you repeat that,

please?" Bob asked.

The agent did so and then inquired,"Do you want a reservation?"

"No," said Bob, "But I think I'll

hang around and watch that thing

take off."



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MY NEW DOCTOR: Dr. U. R. Phat

Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is thistrue?A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it... Don't waste on exercise.Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; itlike saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Takenap.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? A: Oh no. Wine made from fruit. Brandy distilled wine, that mean they take wa-ter out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also madeof grain. Bottom up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?A: Well, if you have body and you have fat, your ratio one to one. If you havetwo body, your ratio two to one.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?A: Can't think of single one, sorry. My philosophy: No pain...good!

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?

A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food fried in vegetable oil. How getting more vegetable be bad?

Q : Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?A: Oh no! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only be doing sit-up if you want bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?A: You crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?A: If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me.

Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?A: Hey! 'Round' is shape!

Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

And remember:Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preservedbody, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly usedup, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride!!"

AND.....

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans...5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you

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7 minutes checking the TV Guide.

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A plane goes down in a remote areaof Utah. The rescue team finds thecrashed airplane.

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Laughs

A minister was planning a wedding atthe close of the Sunday morning service.

After the benediction he had planned to

call the couple down to be married for a brief ceremony before the congregation.

For the life of him, he couldn't think of

the names of those who were to be mar-

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please come to the front?" he requested.

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men stepped to the front.

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her heart would break.

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