how to survive security summer camp - blackhat defcon bsideslv
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John Menerick − June 2015How to Survive Security
Summer Camp
Background
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Talk to everyone
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Make Friends
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Judgement
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No one is perfect
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Not everyone is wearing a ski mask
Self
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Are not
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Do Not Commandments▪ Lie ▪ Talk like you are ▪ Interrupt conversations to talk about your latest academic research ▪ Be a puppy ▪ Cling ▪ Force into a clique
Sharing is Not Caring
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Attendees▪ People like you ▪ People not like you ▪ Reporters ▪ Feds ▪ Bloggers ▪ Undercover ▪ @_DEFCON_ ▪ @BsidesLV ▪ @BlackHatEvents
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Reporters▪ Avoid reporters ▪ If you meet an older lady with red hair and wears a respirator mask so she “doesn’t have to
smell smoke” through the casino, she’s the most annoying reporter you will meet ▪ Media/press are supposed to have special badges. If you think someone may be media
there, without proper creds, report it to a GOON!
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Feds and Undercover▪ Too buff, nice hair, well kept, and presentable - probably a Fed ▪ If someone asks you about some awesome illegal hacking or if you want to partake in some
- probably undercover or a bad reporter. ▪ Spot the Fed!
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Self-identifies as a Female▪ Forget gender! It is about Respect! ▪ She isn’t there to find a date ▪ Do not harass ▪ Do not touch! (Why am I mentioning this?) ▪ She may be able to kick your ass. Otherwise, a Goon will
More Tips
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More Do Not Commandments
▪ Drink more than you may handle ▪ Recreate scenes from popular movies ▪ Open the hotel windows ▪Walk the strip from one end to the other ▪Walk from Ballys / Paris to Tuscany alone at 3AM ▪ Buy pot or prostitutes (Not legal in Clark County) ▪ Casinos are special ▪ Drunk driving ▪Walk in traffic - especially on the strip
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Hack the Hacker
BFF4VR
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Smoking and Vaping▪ Hang out in the smoking and vaping area ▪More interactions here than anywhere else ▪ These relationships last - especially the bummed cigarettes ▪ Bring and buy your own cigarettes (7-11 behind Ballys) ▪ PinkSpot has decent eJuice ▪ Local vape shop for additional information
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Hallway Con
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Heads Up▪ Please do not get caught up in solo contest ▪ Or keeping your head in a laptop ▪ Plenty of time at home ▪Missing out on people
Parties
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Defcon Parties
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EDM
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Hacking Parties
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Hallway Parties
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Pool Parties
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Random Parties
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Remember that one individual….
Events
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Defcon Shoot
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Toxic BBQ
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Hacker Jeopardy
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Lockpick Village
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CTF
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Open CTF
Events
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Too Many!
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Inception
Weather
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Desert
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2 pair per day
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2 Showers a day
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Water
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Tinfoil is your friend
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Credit cards
In Close
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Excellence
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Questions?
John Menerick www.rfc.ninja
www.securesql.info
601-LEETHAK
One more thing…
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Food▪ Paris’s crepes restaurant ▪ Yong Kang Street ▪ Ramsey’s Burger ▪ Lotus of Siam ▪Mint Indian Bistro ▪ Buffets - Bellagio, Caesars, Wynn Encore ▪ Balley’s Nosh food court 24/7
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Things to do▪ Atomic Testing Museum ▪ Dueling Pianos ▪ Stratosphere ▪ Pinball Museum ▪ Entertainment ▪ Certain persuasions ▪ Absinthe ▪ Ka ▪ Tix4Tonight ▪ Forum’s animatronic ▪ Bellagio’s water fountain
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Transportation
▪ Uber = Gun rights in the US ▪ LV Monorail - $28 3 day pass ▪ Taxi - ~$25 to Tuscany / Paris from airport. No tunneling allowed
▪ Drive Petty speedway race car driving
