humor time for the mind
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A PowerPoint presentation of 20 pieces of Humor/Jokes. For laughter and de-stressingTRANSCRIPT
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I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in.She said: Cheque books.
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The easiest way to make your old car run better, is to check the prices of new cars.
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What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
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Answer : A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer
knows the judge.
What's the difference between a good lawyer
and a great lawyer?
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“Nurse” A beautiful woman who holds your
hand for one full minute and then expects
your pulse to be
normal.
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Q: Why is it dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
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Q: What's the difference between a mother and a wife?
A: One woman brings you into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so.
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Boss: We are very keen on cleanliness. Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?
New employee: Yes, sir.
Boss: We are also keen on truthfulness. There is no mat.
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What's the difference between a good secretary and a nice secretary?
One says "Good morning, boss". The other says "It's morning, boss."
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright
until you hear them speak.
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Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed
to tell you why it isn’t.
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Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and
talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them
to sit down and shut-up.
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Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says “If an emergency, notify:” I put
“DOCTOR”. What’s my mother going to do?
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A bank is a place that
will lend you money, if you
can prove that you
don’t need it.
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Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
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He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
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My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I
wanted a second opinion. He said,
“Okay, you’re ugly too.”
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A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son,
I’m still paying.”
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Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry
about never happen.
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If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more
than one child.
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The End
With Metta, Bro. Oh Teik Bin
“Laugh Heartily”
“Live Happily”