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WRITTEN AND DESIGNED BY Jenny Green

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A book designed for Blondes, with semiotic meaning.

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WRITTEN AND DESIGNED BY

Jenny Green

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THIS BOOK IS ABOUT blondes, DESIGNED BY A blonde,

FOR blondes.

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THIS BOOK IS ABOUT blondes, DESIGNED BY A blonde,

FOR blondes.

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People are always laughing at us...

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It looks like fun. Its about time we

laughed with them.

Dont you think?

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1. blonde1. blonde

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A HAIR COLOUR THAT’S A LIGHT GOLD COLOUR, AND IS USUALLY

ASSOCIATED WITH DITZINESS AND STUPIDITY. USUALLY THEY’RE

JUST AS SMART AS PEOPLE WITH OTHER HAIR COLOURS, BUT SOME OF THEM ACT DUMB

BECAUSE THEY THINK THE WHOLE“DUMB blonde” THING IS CUTE OR

SOMETHING. THEY ARE NOTNECESSARILY PRETTIER THAN BRUNETTES OR

OTHER HAIR COLOURS, BUT SOME OF THEM PUT EXTRA

EFFORT INTO MAKEUP,FASHION AND WEIGHT CONTROL BECAUSE OF

WHAT SOCIETY EXPECTS OF blondes. HAIR COLOUR IS

ENTIRELY SUPERFICIAL, AND IT’S EXTREMELY SHALLOW TO JUDGE ENTIRELY ON A PHYSICAL

FEATURE THAT CAN BE CHANGED ASEASY AS HAIR COLOUR.

CERTAINLY SOME blondes ARE DITZY AND STUPID, BUT SO

CAN ANYONE. LET THEIR PERSONALITY SPEAK FOR ITSELF, NOT

THEIR HAIR.

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HOW DO YOU MAKE A blonde LAUGH ON A SATURDAY?

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TELL HER A JOKE ON WEDNESDAY.

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blonde HAIR IS SEEN THROUGHOUTFAIRY TALES.

blonde HAIR OFTENSUGGESTS...

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strengthbeauty

indestructibilityyouth

high value

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WHY DID THE blondeTIP TOE PAST THE

MEDICINE CABINET?

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BECAUSE SHE DIDNT WANT TO WAKE THE

SLEEPING PILLS.

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