inferno
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- 1. Welcome to the Underworld
Krystles inferno
2. My guide,virgil.
Virgil has successfully guided Dante through the Inferno, so I
chose him, as well.
3. By way of mine car.
Hold on to your hats!
4. Senselessness . . .
Incapable of sensation
Charlie Sheen and Kanye West
Punishment: Inhabit a room of isolation. Everything is painted
white and plain, to resemble such feelings.
5. Greed. . .
Definition: intense selfish desire for something i.e. wealth
Punishment: All souls will be provided the Inferno Credit Card for
any and all purchases a living soul would make; however, these
cards are prone to melting in the scorching temperatures of the
Inferno, and have an interest rate of 500%.
6. Vanity . . .
Definition:Excessive pride in or admiration of ones own
appearance
Lindsay Lohan and Scott Disick
7. Vanity contd . . .
Punishment: All vain souls will live like a goldfish in a bowl,
with muddy water. Circles 2 and 4, are able to see these bowls and
look inside.
8. Insecurity. . .
Definition: Not confident or assured.
Heidi Montag and Jocelyn Wildenstein
9. Insecurity contd. . .
Punishment: All insecure souls will be dressed in uniform: black
cloaks. They will also live in a place full of mirrors.
10. Adultery . . .
Definition:Betrayal of trust; deceptive action or nature
Jesse James and Tiger Woods
In this circle, the souls of Jesse James and Tiger Woods alike are
surrounded by beautiful, seductive women. However, the moment that
Tiger and Jesse become attracted to these women, they instantly
turn into old, wrinkly witches.
11. Vicariousness. . .
Definition: experienced in the imagination through the feelings or
actions of another person
Mothers and fathers who try to live through their own childrens
lives.
12. Vicariousness contd. . .
Punishment: Because these souls have held a childs freedom in their
own hands, they will all be attached to a ball and chain with a
picture of child(ren) they have affected.
13. Wrath . . .
Definition: extreme anger
Chris Brown and Mel Gibson
14. Wrath contd . . .
Punishment: Because the anger in these souls is so evident, they
will live in the afterlife with only the voice of scream. No words
can be spoken, only a shrieking scream.
15. Sociopaths . . .
Definition: a person with a personality disorder manifesting itself
in extreme antisocial attitudes and a lack of conscious
Punishment: No feeling in the five senses. No taste, smell, touch,
hearing or seeing.
16. Abusers . . .
Definition: Treating another human or animal with repeated
cruelty
Punishment: Blind and Deaf. All these souls have to live with are
their thoughts of the crimes that they have committed.