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    Volume 46 Issue No. 12 November 11, 2013 www.fsu.ca/interrobang/

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    NEWS2Volume 46 Issue No. 12 November 11, 2013 www.fsu.ca/interrobang/

    Dylan DHulster is in his firstyear of Fanshawes PersonalSupport Worker program. Iman easygoing guy, he said. Ilike to have fun, I like to meetnew people, and I try to strive tobecome the best I can.1. Why are you here?To become a nurse after complet-ing the Personal Support Worker

    program.

    2. What was your life-changingmoment?When I got my second kidney

    transplant two years ago.3. What music are you currentlylistening to?The song Wait For Me by KingsOf Leon.4. What is the best piece ofadvice youve ever received?Strive to be the best you can be,and dont let other people tell youcant do it.5. Who is your role model?

    Bill Gates.6. Where in the world have youtravelled?

    Ive been to Florida and Jamaica.7. What was your first job?My first job was a newspaper car-rier.8. What would your last mealbe?Taco Bell.9. What makes you uneasy?When people tell lies.10. What is your passion?Playing some hockey with the

    boys.Do you want Fanshawe to know 10Things About You? Just head onover to fsu.ca/interrobang andclick on the 10 Things I Know

    About You link at the top.

    10 Things I Know About You...

    DHulster determined to be the best

    CREDIT: SUBMITTED

    Dylan DHulster does some dhustlin.

    CREDIT: ERIKA FAUST

    Yuki Endo (centre, grey sweater) and Daniela Buehlmann (right, white sweater) take a look at the Neza booth atthe Craft Show in F hallway on November 6. Vendor Clarissa Cechetto explained that Neza sells jewellery andcrafts handmade by Rwandan women, who receive a royalty for all goods sold. For more information about

    Neza, go to nezafashion.com.

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    Whats your

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    Stuart Petrie The Rocky Horror

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    American Psycho

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    When second-year BusinessAccounting student DerekLamoureux received his firstturntable for Christmas at age 16, henever knew where it would lead him.

    Just over two years later, hestepped onto the set of one of themost popular television shows inCanada, pitching to some of therichest venture capitalists in thecountry.

    Starting out as DJ LAMCHOPStwo years ago, Lamoureuxs firstgig was a family members wed-ding. From there, he deejayed ad an ce a t h is h ig h s ch oo l i nStrathroy, and his phone just keptringing. It slowly led from

    biweekly to weekly dependingon the season. Summers more

    busy. Right now, our focus is onschools and weddings.

    He recently expanded his busi-ness to LC Productions, whichoffers DJ services, photography,videography and live music.Lamoureux currently has fouremployees, and is hiring more ashe gets busier. In two years time,Id like to have about 20, he said.Hes currently talking with thePhotography and Video depart-ments at Fanshawe to get their stu-dents involved. Working for LCProductions would help those stu-dents build their portfolios, getexperience and work at a student-driven startup.

    Back in January, Lamoureux

    auditioned for Dragons Den inSarnia, pitching LC Productions tothe shows producers. A month

    later right around his birthday he got a call inviting him to go toToronto to pitch to the Dragons Kevin OLeary, Jim Trevling,Arlene Dickinson, David Chilton,and Bruce Croxon in March.

    There are about 10,000 peoplew ho t ry o ut ; 2 50 m ak e i t t oToronto, and then 120 make it toTV. Lamoureux is one of thoselucky 120.

    Lamoureux had a long waitbefore finding that out, though hedidnt hear that his pitch would airuntil last month. When he receivedthe email from the producers, itwas like scoring a goal in hockey,like, Yes! he exclaimed, pump-ing his fist in the air. Finally, whatIve been waiting for for like sixmonths.

    Being on the show was a crazy

    experience, he recalled, but hewasnt nervous. Ive done a lot of

    public speaking, so it wasnt a bigthing to talk in front of them. I justlooked at them as five people, hav-ing a conversation with them,telling them what my businesswas.

    Most people write and memo-rize a speech when they go on theshow you can tell, he said. Isaid to myself, Im not gonna dothat. Im gonna tell it as it is. Iknow what my business is; I dontneed to memorize it or write itdown. Rather than focus onmemorization, he wanted to focuson his performance. Its all aboutgood TV.

    A performer at heart,Lamoureux knew hed have toengage the Dragons to get their

    attention. He did so by displayinghis DJ skills, getting the Dragonsto get up and dance with him.

    The pitch went very well,Lamoureux said with a grin. Iwasnt nervous, I was excited Itwent very well, and they liked theidea thats all I can say.

    Lamoureux has found his train-ing in Fanshawes Business pro-gram to be very helpful in develop-ing business plans. Hes also founda great resource in Fanshawesown BizInc, a business incubatorthat helps student entrepreneurs gettheir businesses off the ground.

    Working with [the advisors] at

    BizInc, theyve definitely helped atremendous amount with theknowledge they have. He meetswith BizInc advisors biweekly todiscuss venues, business plans,goals, target audiences, communi-

    cation with clients. Its a greatprogram. If you have an idea, Iwould definitely take it to them.

    Were extremely proud andexcited for [Derek], said BrittanyMedeiros, marketing, communica-tions and event coordinator forBizInc. Its an amazing accom-

    plishment for him and were supersupportive of what hes going to dowith his company.

    S in ce o pe ni ng i n 2 01 1 a tWestern and coming to Fanshawesix months later, BizInc has con-nected with over 275 students,offering business advice, grantapplication assistance and mentor-

    ship opportunities. As of May,BizInc has more than 40 activestartups employing over 60employees. We meet students allthe time, and our network contin-ues to grow, Medeiros said.

    As a full-time student and abusiness owner, Lamoureux isalways on the go. It definitelymakes for 17- and 18-hour daysthat I didnt know existed before!Its a lot to manage as one person.However, he knows hard work is ahuge part of being successful. Ifyou believe in something, do it.Dont let people stop you fromdoing it. If you work hard enough,and I mean work hard its noteasy it pays off in the long run.

    For more information aboutBizInc, go to bizinc.ca. For moreon LC Productions, go to lcproduc-tions.ca.

    Watch Lamoureux dance withthe Dragons on November 13 at 8

    p.m. on CBC. If you miss theepisode, you can stream it online atcbc.ca/dragonsden.

    NEWS 3Volume 46 Issue No. 12 November 11, 2013 www.fsu.ca/interrobang/

    The Fanshawe Student Union(FSU) is combining its LeadershipAward with the College StudentAssociation (CSA) ScholarshipAward this year.

    According to Adam Gourlay,president of the FSU, the require-ments and qualifications for bothawards were so similar that com-

    bining the two made sense.Gourlay said the awards recog-

    nize students who are rising lead-ers in their college communities.Anyone who got involved.Anyone who helps the community,helps their peers and maintains agood GPA, he said. Those arequalifications to be a well-roundedstudent.

    He explained that the CSAaward is province-wide and everycollege in Ontario participates, andthat theres an award for every col-lege.

    This year, because the twoawards are similar and combined,Gourlay said that Fanshawe will besubmitting its top three applica-tions to the CSA pool. Theychoose one CSA ScholarshipAward winner, and the other tworeceive the FSU LeadershipAward, he said.

    Requirements to apply are asfollows:

    - Student must demonstrate pos-itive leadership through contribu-tions to campus life

    - Student must demonstrateleadership and ability to motivate

    others to improve the lives of stu-dents while attending Fanshawe

    - Student must have demonstrat-ed involvement with the FSUthrough achievements, programinvolvement, athletics, volunteerexperiences, etc.

    - Students must maintain a min-imum GPA of 3.0

    - Students must be attendingFanshawe on a full-time basis

    - Students must have completeda minimum of four month of pro-gram of study at time of applica-tion

    Each award includes a financialaward, but Gourlay said the moneyisnt the only aspect behind theaward thats worth celebrating.Its also about getting recognizedfor something you did.

    Applications will be availableon fsu.ca soon, but can be pickedup in the main office in SC 2001 inthe meantime. Students must apply

    by December 13.

    Its a good chance for studentsto show what theyve done to getinvolved, or to help other people,said Gourlay. Its [also] a goodchance for the CSA and the FSU toshow the student that it doesnt gounnoticed.

    Gourlay added that he thinksanyone could be a good leader. Aleader has to inspire people to fol-low them, he said. As long asyou have open communicationwith everyone youre around [and]you have the right attitude and areempathetic, then you cant really

    be a bad leader.

    STEPHANIE LAI

    INTERROBANG

    Get involved,get recognized

    ERIKA FAUST

    INTERROBANG

    Falcon goes claw to claw with the Dragons

    CREDIT: CBC DRAGONS DENFanshawe student Derek Lamoureux spins his pitch on Dragons Denon November 13 at 8 p.m. on CBC.

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    College President Peter Devlinaddressed faculty and employeesof Fanshawe to give an update onthe transition into his new position,and how he plans to move forwardas a college.

    I am a believer in what I callwholesome family values, he

    began. [Childre n] seek to becared, they seek to be loved. Theyseek that structure, and Im a guywho believes in those values.

    Devlins presentation, titledUnlocking Potential, outlinedthe colleges challenges and howto create new pathways for suc-cess.

    The concept of unlockingpotential is tied not only to stu-dents, he said. Its tied to all ofus. Its tied to the community andthose that we serve, and theressuch a great opportunity with theconcept.

    We have to be proud of the factthat we are unique and respectedinside the Ontario and national col-lege systems.

    Devlin acknowledged that thereare challenges ahead, but that withchallenges come opportunities.

    [It is] a challenging environ-ment where the demographics are

    shifting swiftly. There are econom-ic changes, societys changing,

    values are changing, he said. Weneed to adjust to a huge amount ofchange.

    There is fierce competition;competition with other colleges,competition with universities,competition with private schoolsand we need to acknowledge, andwe need to fight and win that com-

    petition, he added.Devlin also spoke about the col-

    leges branding and how it willdrive students to Fanshawe.Were a comprehensive college,were a full-access college, were aco-op college, were community-driven, student-focused Thatsvitally important for us, particular-ly as we look to tomorrow.

    As a president looking towardsthe future and how the college willcontinue on, he spoke about excit-ing pathways.

    I marvel at the options that areavailable to our students, he said.The agreements that are in placewith other colleges, with universi-ties are magnificent. They provideflexibility, and what I would tellyou is we need more.

    We need to be looking at that;about the pathways that currentlyexist and pathways about tomor-

    row and what are the next path-ways, he added.

    He finished in saying why he hasa permanent smile on his face.Thirty-five years in the army; the

    best part was being surrounded bysoldiers, he said. Im living the

    brand new dream, and that dreamis being surrounded by all of youas wel l as t he s tu de nt s of Fanshawe.

    But before the room dispersed,Lane Trotter, VP Academics,announced his resignation from theCollege. Trotter explained that heaccepted presidency at LangaraCollege in Vancouver, effectiveJanuary 2014.

    My last five years at FanshaweCollege have been amazing, hesaid. Every day Ive come intowork I look forward to coming intowork. I look forward to seeing allof you in the hallways. I look for-ward to talking to you.

    Youve made my life amazing.London is a great community, andI have to tell you, I think FanshaweCollege is one of the best, if not the

    best college in Canada.Gary Lima, dean of the faculty

    of Arts, Media and Design, will betemporarily replacing Trotter in thenew year as the College seeks anew VP Academic.

    STEPHANIE LAIINTERROBANG

    Devlin delivers presidential address

    Like all great creative endeav-ours, GreenDrinks began organi-cally. It was 1989 when EdwinDatschefski decided to host an eco-social for other like-minded peopleat a local pub in London, England.They gathered that evening toshare ideas and information abouthow they could work together tomove sustainability forward intheir community.

    Now GreenDrinks has spread to641 cities around the world. Thiscommunity movement reachedLondon, Ontario in 2005 and hascreated an opportunity for peopleto nurture and expand their passion

    for a more environmentally friend-ly city and personal lifestyle.

    GreenDrinks London creates anorganic social environment forcommunity members, non-profitorganizations, businesses, and gov-

    ernment to join together over theshared interest in sustainability. Itis a great opportunity to socialize,network and share informationabout being aware of the environ-ment and eco-conscious choicesand changes that can be made.Each monthly event features a dif-ferent speaker who is well versedon current local issues and caninspire and educate attendeestoward a greener lifestyle.

    Take a break from your hecticschedule and join GreenDrinksLondon on November 19 atOrganic Works Bakery (222Wellington St.) from 7 to 9 p.m.The event will include a 30-minute

    presentation and Q&A period, fol-

    lowed by some time to socializewith the crowd and connect withother people in the communitywho share your interest in allthings green.

    This month, Victoria Williams

    will be talking about her journey torid her household of harmfulchemicals. She has made it possi-

    ble to clean without the use ofproducts seen on store shelves.There are so many unhealthy prod-ucts in everyday life that we areunaware of, and being informed isa good place to start in livinghealthy.

    Students attending can benefitby being able to connect withother likeminded people in thecommunity, meet potentialemployers, and learn how they canmake a difference for the environ-ment, said Tiffany Roschkow,executive director of ecoLIVINGLondon. Everyone is welcome to

    attend and it is a great way to getinvolved with the London commu-nity.

    There is no formal registrationfor GreenDrinks London events, asthey run on a drop-in basis and are

    free to attend. If you are interestedin the event and being eco-friendly,you can join the email list or followecoLIVING London on Facebook

    and Twitter to stay up to date aboutGreenDrinks and all other greencity events.

    HOPE AQUINO-CHIENINTERROBANG

    GreenDrinks London: Living healthy at home

    I believe that everybody has theright to live in a community where

    they feel safe, included, valued andaccepted regardless of differences.

    I pledge to be respectful of othersand stand up against bullyingwhenever and wherever I see it.

    These powerful words havebeen said by more than 140,000people in the London area over thelast two years.

    The Pledge is a community-wide initiative that seeks to raise

    public awareness about bullying in schools, at work and at home,according to thepledgetoendbully-ing.ca. With the support of ourcaring individuals from schools,

    businesses, non-profit organiza-tions and the media, we can makean impact.

    The Pledge is aiming to change

    our culture, and its had a positiveimpact so far. In surveys followingcampaign in 2011 and 2012, prin-cipals from the Thames ValleyDistrict School Board reported

    positive changes and increasedawareness about bullying and bul-lying prevention among the major-ity of students at their schools.

    Join the community in takingT he Pl ed ge at 1 0 a .m. o n

    November 18 or any day thatweek.

    For more information, go to the-pledgetoendbullying.ca.

    ERIKA FAUSTINTERROBANG

    Will you take ThePledge?

    CREDIT: STEPHANIE LAI

    Fanshawe College president Peter Devlin addressed faculty and staffNovember 1 about challenges and moving forward.

    CREDIT: MICHAEL BARRETT

    Student Dylan Symons, instructed by student respiratory therapist Alison Duncan, is guided through an intuba-tion technique on a mannequin. You can see by Symons proud smile that he was successful in performing thedifficult procedure.

    CREDIT:TIFFANY ROSCHKOW

    Whats in your green drink? GreenDrinks is one packed serving!

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    STUDENT UNION FINANCIALS 2012 / 2013

    To see the related complete financial statements, visit the Fanshawe Student Union website www.fsu.ca

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    OPINIONLETTERS TO THE EDITOR

    [email protected] 46 Issue No. 12 November 11, 2013 www.fsu.ca/interrobang/

    Weve all felt the frustration of being late.Sometimes leaving at what seems to be adecent time ends with you missing whatevertime you were hoping to make.

    Ive felt and seen this sort of frustration onthe London buses. There are times whereIm behind because of the overcrowded

    buses that have passed by me and when Ifinally get on one, I groan at the words,Move to the back of the bus, please. Isilently ask, How many more people canwe even physically fit on here? It doesntget better when youre the late one to awk-

    wardly walk into class and have to enduresome trivial seconds of having all eyes onyou.

    But lets be clear, London TransitCommission drivers do a damn good job forthe most part. Ive never really felt thatinconvenienced on the bus at least, notenough for me to personally feel like the busdriver is the worst person on the planet. Insome other cases, though, Ive seen peoplescream at the bus driver, verbally abusethem, and use horrendous racial/sexist termsout of their earshot. I dont think anyonedeserves that on their worksite. Really, themost frustrating part of a bus drivers jobmust be dealing with those crabby peoplewho have so little control over their tempers.

    Realistically, the bus delaying you is nomore inconvenient than your car breaking

    down or your computer not functioning.Sure, its probably preventable, but no one isever going to be able to say that they do notrun into problems simply because of theirinitiative. So many things can go wrong withyour day. If youre late, youre late. Youranger isnt going to turn back the clock. Itsnot going to lighten the mood of anyone whois affected by your delays. Its certainly notgoing to make the bus ride any better foranyone. For a lot of things, really, angerdoesnt solve much. Anger serves as inspira-tion to potentially get something done, butnothing more than that. Lets not misdirectour anger to other people.

    That being said, can the LTC routes beimproved? Absolutely. I think theres a seri-ous congestion issue on some of the mainroutes. Ive seen four buses drive by me atmy stop because they were filled to the brim.

    Solving this sort of thing is hard becauseeven though the LTC has taken steps toinclude direct routes (such as Fanshawe- anddowntown-specific buses), were still seeingthem packed to insane amounts and it makesriders quite uncomfortable.

    A potential solution for this problem is tohave express routes similar to the new 90route to Masonville that pick up people atthe busiest spots and go directly to theschool from there. Furthermore, addingmore routes that pass through some housingareas might also cut down on congestion onthe major lines. Maybe adding more of thosefancy caterpillar-looking buses that can holdtwice the amount of passengers would be anotable solution.

    Though we can consider these options, wecan get angry, we can drive ourselves nuts

    over our inability to control the busy daysahead of us, nothing is going to change solong as the city continues to cut funding forthe LTC. The budget for LTC continues to getslashed by the city, which apparently is notaware of these issues or considers them triv-ial. Compared to the pay raises that the policeor building planners have garnered over the

    past four years, were seeing this clear pictureof what city councils priorities are.

    We can argue about the necessity for thoseservices another day, but currently, I thinkwe need to focus our attention on supportingthese public systems that are provided to usas students. Lets cool down and start look-ing at this rationally.

    This is why we cant have nice things

    The Factory buzzed with people performingmany tasks. Each one had a job carefully

    planned out for them, and they all came togeth-er to create a product: a shiny, beautiful, flaw-less piece of work.

    On the top floor of The Factory stood a man,overlooking the assembly line from his perch.The boss. Some assistants were chasing chick-ens around the massive, open space. In anothercorner, there were five men silk-screening can-vas after canvas. Another: stirring a huge vat of

    paint. Andy Warhol adjusted his glasses, nod-ded in approval, and went to have a coffee.

    Years later, Jeff Koons, a prominent artistwho still creates work today, stands in a similar

    position: above his assistants. Each one has abrush, and a job. Koons developed a paint-by-

    numbermethod wherehe thinks of an idea fora painting, laysit out, and thenletshis hundredsof assistants make a stroke and pass the canvasto the right. It ends up looking like one personhas created it. Do Warhol and Koons methodstakeaway fromthe authenticity of the artwork?Absolutely. And that is exactly the point.

    Mass-producing art the way Hasbro makestoys is a controversial practice and very touchysubject in the North American art scene. Thesetwo men the most prominent who have creat-ed in this manner have faced both largeacclaimand harsh criticism fortheir innovation.The social commentary is blatant: when itcomes to the capitalistic system, nothing is offlimits. It creeps in like rapid-growing moss and

    blankets an industry, allowing barely anybreathing roomfor authenticity. Some timeagonow, it wasa radicalidea that companies wouldtake something as sacred as living creatureslives in a careless, unnecessary manner. Andnow, cows are slaughtered by the tens of thou-sandsevery day and runthrough a machinelikeit were a sweater. And barely anyone bats an

    eye. Art is still viewed by our culture as some-thing sacred, a rare commodity to be cherishedthat had thus far been untouched by societysgreedy ways. By it being mass-produced, itdevalues the authenticity and becomes banal.The artists who create this way are undoubted-ly effective in makingtheir point clear. Nothingis out of Capitalisms reach.

    Digital art is growing in popularity, and itsraising similar questions. Nearly anyone canget their hands on a computer, hold the mousedown, and paint. There are numerous programsfor making your creations look professional,and none of them require anything other thansome primary hand-eye coordination and amanual to navigate. You sit in front of a screenwith an idea, and let your army of thousands oftools available with one quick click do thework. You look at the screen, and watch yourvision appear. Worhol and Koons may have

    pioneered a radical ideal, but now we all havethe power to mass-produce at our fingertips.Time will tell how we decide to use it.

    The Factory behind the artwork

    ARTiculationAMY VAN ES

    Imagine having a huge entertainment venuein downtown London.Big-name bands want to

    play there, the London Orchestra and TheGrand Theatre have regular shows, and theForest City starts to get a reputation as being ahub for entertainment. Now back to reality;youre in London and itsprobably never goingto happen.

    The Grand Theatre claims that when theydraftedtheir proposal fora performing artscen-tre, they approached Music London to collabo-rate on a centre that would house both organi-zations. Music London cited concerns about

    both the size of the proposed site, which they

    believed would be inadequate, as well as theprocess of acquiring the property. MusicLondon approached city council last year,requesting a recommendation for the orches-tras ideal home in hopes of support for relo-cating. The plan backfired when staff came

    back with the opinion that they should extend

    their contract at Centennial Hall until at least2015. Following that, Music London wentahead and formed an independent proposal fora performing arts centre, even listing the loca-tion of The Grands proposed expansion as a

    potential site for relocation.The performing arts centre is a concept that

    has been kicking around city hall for yearswithout yet coming to any kind of conclusion.Music Londons current venue, CentennialHall, has been lowering expectations since itwas built almost 50 years ago. The space hasthe acoustics of a hockey arena, an oddlyshaped stage, and balcony seats that dont evenfacethe stage. Ina reviewof proposals thatwassubmitted to City Hall in August, consulting

    agency Novita Interpares found that, Virtuallyfrom itsinception, CentennialHall wasdeemedto be inadequate and subsequent reports haveconfirmed its shortcomings.

    On the other side of the debate is The GrandTheatre. Its long been known as the finestestablishmentin Londonfor qualitytheatre, but

    after more renovations than even their staff canquiteremember, they tooare lookingfor a sliceof the performing arts centre pie. From anobjective standpoint, The Grand Theatreappearsmore capableof actuallypulling offthemanagement of a new performing arts centredespite receiving the same criticisms as MusicLondonin thereviewof proposals. Theyveruntheir currentproperty since it was built in 1901,and according to a recent poll on the LondonFree Press website, Londoners favour TheGrand Theatres proposal over the one submit-ted by Music London.

    From low-ballingfinancials, to glossing overthecomplex detailsof privateland transfers, thereview of proposals blasted both groups for

    failing to present enough information to makeany kind of decision. The reality is thatLondons not big enough for both organiza-tions to get what they want, and they need towork together to get the drama and discord outof City Hall and back onstagewhere it belongs.

    Keep your

    cool when

    things heat upPRESTON LOBZUN

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    In the beginning, battles were won by

    brute strength. Early man fought battlesover land, resources, food and women bykilling with the only weapons they had:their hands. The stronger man alwayscame out on top by defeating his enemiesin hand-to-hand brutality.

    Like mankind itself, things had toevolve. The motivation hasnt changedmuch, but the way combat plays out has. Itdoesnt matter who is the biggest orstrongest anymore; what does matter ishow much money and technology youhave at your disposal.

    Centuries ago, men headed into battlewith swords and spears, marching formiles to fight just inches way from oneanother. As technology advanced, war has

    become less about actually going out andfighting and more about developing tech-

    nology on home soil. Combatants nowdont need to be within arms reach, letalone the same country, to carry outattacks.

    Unmanned Air Vehicles (UAV) ordrones are leading the pack when itcomes to changing warfare. These pilot-less aircrafts can be controlled by naviga-tors with remote controls on the ground orcontrolled completely on their own bycomputer systems and GPS technology.

    Stripped to the necessities, equipmentfor a human pilot is taken out for bettermaneuverability and smaller size. Oftenthe controllers are hundreds if not thou-sands of miles away.

    Drones really started to develop at thebeginning of the First World War. Thesedrones, called flying bombs or aerialtorpedoes, would use electronic signalsand gyroscopes to guide themselvestowards their targets. A small plane filledwith explosives was developed to collide

    into nearby enemy aircrafts and groundunits, exploding on impact. Though strideswere made, these drones still had many

    bugs and we re no t dee med re ady f or us e incombat.

    This idea carried into WWII, with droneplanes starting to become lightweigh t andaffordable, much like the RC planes youcan buy at any hobby shop. The army usedthese radio-controlled planes to train anti-aircraft shooters and pilots and to experi-ment with using these explosive-filleddrones to crash into enemy battleships.

    During the Cold War Era, drones had toadapt to what was happening in the world.Drones were less frequently used for blow-ing things up and made the shift towards py in g a nd g at he ri ng i nf or ma ti on .Hundreds of thousands of reconnaissancemissions were carried out by differentcountries on each other across the world,with the UAVs performing surveillance

    and capturing photographs over hostileterritories. The United States Army wasconcerned about causalities after several

    pilots perfo rming recon missio ns wereshot down, and so they started developingthe drones to combat this problem. It wasconsidered a success, since they couldhave all the same capabilities of goingdeep behind enemy lines, without the riskof endangering the pilot.

    In the 80s, Iran was the first to deploy acombat drone armed with six RPG roundsduring the Iran-Iraq War, this being thefirst time a combat drone was utilized forwar. This concept exploded, with all majormilitary powers around the world develop-ing combat-ready drones.

    After the 9/11 attacks in New York in2001, The United States acquired 60P re da to r d ro ne s t o u se f or t he ir

    Afghanistan /Iraq campaign the first timeAmerica used drones for combat.

    These Predators are still widely used

    today and are equipped with laser-guidedHellfire missiles, GPS and 360-degree sur-veillance camera that can spot facial fea-

    tures from five miles away. These dronescan fly at an altitude of 25,000 feet andstay in the air for 40 hours at a time.

    In 2000 the Pentagon had less than 50drones. Ten years later, they had 7,500. In2003, the U.S. Air Force was flyingaround six round-the-clock drone patrolsaround the world every day. By 2010, thatnumber had reached 40.

    The Predator is still the primary droneused for these combat and surveillancemission to this day, more recently carryingout missions in Pakistan. The CIA hasconducted a total of 357 drone strikes inPakistan since 2004, claiming to havetaken out an estimated 2,200 militants,including many high-ranking Al-Qaedaofficers.

    In a February 2012 poll of 1,000 US

    adults, 83 per cent said they supported theuse of drone strikes in foreign battles;however, drone strikes still garnered muchcontroversy among the general public

    beca use dron es oper ator s occa sion allymake mistakes and kill the wrong people.In 2008, a Predator drone fired a missileinto a wedding party in Afghanistan,killing 30 civilians, including children.Statistics widely vary, but some say ashigh as 30 per cent of people killed indrone attacks are civilians.

    Drones, however high-tech, still havemany disadvantages compared to a real

    pilot. With the camera only being able tocapture a small, targeted area, the opera-tors field of vision is limited, resulting inmistakes. A real pilot would be able to seethe bigger picture and assess if a strikeshould be administered. Being present in

    the action with your finger on the triggergives more sense of accountability that isnot available when sitting in the comfort

    of an armchair outside Las Vegas, firingmissiles in a drone half a world away.

    Medea Benjamin, author of Drone

    Warfare: Killing by Remote Controlexplained why drones are becoming moreused than traditional pilots: Theres no

    pilot at risk of being killed or maimed in acrash. No pilot to be taken captive byenemy forces. No pilot to cause a diplo-matic crisis if shot down in a friendlycountry while bombing or spying withoutofficial permission. If a drone crashes or isshot down, the pilot back home can simplyget up and take a coffee break.

    Today, there are more than 5,000 dronesoperational with different roles in the U.S.military. The Air Force has trained moredrone operators in the past two years than

    pilots, favouring drones because they cantrain controllers in nine months, comparedto the two years it takes to train a regular

    pilot. The Un ited States has D rone C ontrolbases located in 60 locations, includingGermany, Ethiopia and Florida.

    Although drones have been around for along time, we are still in the very earlystages in terms of seeing what these thingscan do. There is still much debate in con-gress about the ethics of drone killings and

    just how much power to give to theserobots.

    What I do know is that Ill be bustingout my old Air Hogs and RC helicopter toget some practice before the great dronewar happens you might want to follow.

    Technology in war: A brief history of dronesCONNOR DUNSTER

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    Canadians live under the shadow of twocatastrophic wars, even though that shad-ow is fading with each decade that passes.

    During World War I, tens of thousandsof young Canadians experienced some-thing both new and terrifying at the sametime. New, because during those daystravel was rare and exceedingly expen-sive. The war gave late teens and youngadults the opportunity to steam across theAtlantic and see Europe. Many felt theywere on a sort of magnificent adventure todisperse the aggressors an almostromantic journey, even quasi-religious,since many prominent church leaders inthe country encouraged people to join thearmed forces. But terrifying, because as it

    turned out, the adventure for most of thesoldiers turned into a nightmare. Eternaltrench warfare complete with chemicalweapons attacks and a plague of post-traumatic stress disorder.

    The Second World War did not see areturn to trench warfare, but nevertheless,the suffering of members of the armedforces was great. Again, tens of thousandsof Canadians did not live to tell of it. Theydied from gunshot, fire, falling out of air-

    planes, drowning , disease and fatigu e.Since those two great wars, Canada

    has been involved in some smaller ones.We were also party to the Cold War,which, by means of mass terror, kept the

    worlds two greatest powers from eatingeach other and the rest of the planet alive.

    The human world exists in a strangestate of dangerous bargains. We (non-Syrians) accept the suffering of the Syrian

    people in exchang e for sealing the vio-lence of their country within its own bor-ders. We accept the presence of nuclearmissiles in exchange for the security theyseem to provide. The threat of war keepsmany countries from invading their neigh-

    bours. And actual wars are reminder s ofthe willingness of all people to inflictextreme suffering on others for their own

    preserv ation.In other words, the order of the world

    everywhere involves the threat of war andthe promise of retribution. Alongside ofall that is this faith: That peace can comethrough violence. Peace through violenceon a political level is probably as likely aschildren becoming better human beings

    by being the victims of violenc e in thehome. If peace were the main outcome of

    war, Germany would not have initiatedWorld War II, the Cold War would nothave been caused by World War II, andPalestinian activists would long ago haveceased and desisted from lobbing bombsinto Israel.

    The order of our world is one saturatedin threats, violence, and retribution by thelosers of war.

    But also, this order has become moreand more entrenched by missing anopportunity for peace. That opportunitycomes to the fore in the eye-witnessaccounts of the life and teachings ofJesus. He observed that his Jewish people

    believe d th at they should love their neigh-

    bours but let their enemies get what theydeserved. He provided an alternative. Hesaid, Love even your enemies even ifall you can do for the time being is prayfor them. Start there and see where ittakes you. (Im taking a little liberty withmy telling it, but that is how I read thisaspect of his teaching.)

    Concerning forgiving others who havewronged us, Jesus said, Really, there isno limit to the forgiveness you mustextend to your enemy. And concerning

    being taken advanta ge of by aggress ors,Jesus said, Find a way to surprise them.For example, if some bully tells you tocarry his bags a kilometer, offer to takethem two. Let that person know that youare on a different path. Who knows? Youmay win a convert to your ways!

    Some Christians have taken great painsto put Jesus peace teachings into prac-tice. Alas, too few. And the track recordfor the rest of us is about the same.

    Remembrance Day is upon us. It will be

    a time of reinforcing the old order ofthings, an order that relies on violence andretribution, an order that valorizes the

    poor soldie rs who were lost in the horrorsof our wars. On some level, so we say,their deaths were necessary.

    But actually they were not. SouthAfrican Anglican Bishop Desmond Tutul ik es t o s ay , Je su s i s n ot o nl y f or Christians. He is for everyone. (At least,so it has been told to me.) Jesus teachingson peace are for everyone. Death by waris not necessary. What is necessary is toembrace the person and peace teachingsof Jesus Christ.

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    The Far Side is a single-panelcomic that started life in The SanFrancisco Chronicle, and laterwent on to get syndicated in morethan 900 newspapers, running forexactly 15 years, until 1995.

    Proving that one panel really cansay it all, the comic still continuesto be timeless and enduringly

    funny even to this day. Its hugelyinfluential, to say the least, and its

    bizarre sensibilities will appeal tojust about anyone. Of course, nowork feels truly complete withoutthe authors insight, and as such,Far Side fans will completely digThe PreHistory of The Far Side.Its an incredibly fascinating book,especially considering its rather

    benign topic, that being a single-panel newspaper comic. And,probably much to your surprise,Far Sides author Gary Larson, inhis ever-easygoing fashion,divulges a lot about his years withthe comic, giving fans and casualreaders alike a chance to dive intothe mind of the author of one of the

    most amusing comics to ever run.Starting from the very begin-ning, Larson goes into his begin-nings, with his older brothers loveof frightening and disgusting him

    playing a huge influence on hischoices of subject matter in FarSide. Mostly though, youll get anopportunity to read a few choicestrips from his earlier one-panelwork, Natures Way. Covering

    both this andFar Side, Larson dis-sects the humour and reasons whyhe did what he did with selectstrips, all without being too over-

    bearing or overtly technical (if that

    were really possible with humour).If you consider yourself a dour andlaughless person in need of a char-acter makeover, Larsons com-mentary will certainly give yousome of the finer points on whatmakes things funny.

    Believe it or not, despite itssomewhat newspaper-friendlyexterior (with the occasionallydark panel),The Far Side has actu-ally been embroiled in controversyseveral times. Granted, viewingsaid comics will make you wonderwhat bored suburban housewifecould muster the effort to pen her

    indignation, but nevertheless,Larson opts to defend himself (inhis humorously self-deprecatingfashion), and couples it with a fewchoice excerpts from the reactionsof irate readers. Although facingire mostly from embittered petowners for his comics humorouscruelty between cats and dogs,Larsons most internationally con-troversial comic turned out to beone that took a jab at ape-anthro-

    pologist and gorilla-whisperer JaneGoodall. Youve probably seen it;a wife gorilla (complete withwinged eyeglasses as is common in

    the Far Side universe) chastisingher husband gorilla for conduct-ing research with that Goodalltramp finding blonde hairs in hisfur.

    Many more comics like it oth-erwise harmless with humorousintent, being splayed by peoplecarrying pitchforks and torcheswith nothing better to do are allgiven some closure.

    Its a pretty thickly packed book.There are plenty, and I really domean plenty, of cool behind-the-scenes stories on the history of this

    comic. It would seem odd to rec-ommend a book on the history of anewspaper comic that, whileenjoying some cult success to thisday, is otherwise not spoken aboutall too often, but really, the only

    prerequisi te to reading ThePreHistory of The Far Sideis hav-ing read the comic and enjoyed it.

    Reading Between The Linesexplores books that you may havemissed out on that are worth yourwhile. If you have a book to sug-gest, email Eshaan at [email protected].

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    Looking to theFar Sidefor some laughs

    Dinosaur Bones takeShaky Dreamon the road

    I write about random things alot. I write a lot about randomthings. From time to time, its easyto see how Fanshawe fits as a fix-ture in the local music scene inLondon. Its little surprise that wefrequently have a high calibre ofartists appearing here, of course,

    but occasionally it affords us anopportunity to see great bandsreturn to the city more frequentlyas they play for us and at a morecentral venue nearby.

    One such group is DinosaurBones, returning to London in con-

    cert at The APK on November 19with Brendan Canning. The showis part of a 10-date tour that seesthe band frontman Ben Fox andJosh Bryne on guitar, bassistBranko Scekic, keyboardist DavidWickland and drummer LucasFredette on the road for the lasthalf of the month, playing cities inthe West for the first time in sup-

    port of their latest album.Released August 13 by Dine

    Alone Records,Shaky Dreamiron-ically features the band at theirmost lucid and cohesive on tape todate; when you consider the albumtitle along with the slow dulcet

    groove in tracks like DreamersSong and their lead singleSleepsick, it could be easy to

    expect a sleepy concept album.But such couldnt be further

    from the truth; while the albumcame together in such a cognitive,tidy manner, it owes more to thechemistry that the quintet havecome to share than to any precon-ceived plan to control the scope ordirection of the final record.

    That was the hope, anyway,joked Fox, decidedly not one toknock serendipity. For me, hon-esty is important, and speakingfrom the heart I havent found aconcrete theme that I would wantto write 10 or 12 songs around thatwouldnt feel at least slightly disin-genuous, or that would distractfrom other things Id like to

    explore.According to Fox, the bands

    first and foremost concern wasfinding a suitable environment toinvest themselves in their work.We knew that we wanted to getout of Toronto, he said, awayfrom the day-to-day distractions offamily, girlfriends or even day

    jobs.Their choice led them to work

    with John Congleton in Texas, farremoved from everyday life inCanada. There, the band were ableto allow their recordings to evolvefree from interference; tracks likeGo Free and Career Criminal

    demonstrate well how the mem-bers added their individual voicesto Foxs outlines, the rhythms

    pulling gently on each other inalmost asymmetrical ways.

    Eager to take their album on theroad, Fox alluded to the underlyingexcitement within the group at the

    premise of playingShaky Dreamtoaudiences they havent seen sincemaking their sojourn south torecord.

    We have a huge amount ofrespect for Brendan, its going to

    be fun, he said. Were going to awhole bunch of places that wehavent been to, were excited to

    play this new album for peopleacross Canada and beyond.

    For more on Dinosaur BonesalbumShaky Dreamor current tourwith Brendan Canning, visit themonline at dinosaurbones.ca or fol-low along on Twitter

    @dinosaur_bones. While youre atit, check out Cannings acclaimednew album You Gots 2 Chill,released only last month.

    And for more of the latest inmusic news, album streams andshows happening in the city, con-sider following this column onTwitter @fsu_bobbyisms. Staytuned to fsu.ca for the latest ingreat artist concerts coming tocampus, Im out of words.

    BOBBYISMSBOBBY FOLEY

    CREDIT: JEREMY JANSEN

    Dinosaur Bones play The APK in London on November 19.

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    It would be hard for any child, whose par-

    ents were (and still are) enamoured with the

    arts, to stray from it all.

    London native Mark Uhre found himself

    immersed in the arts, thanks to his family.

    With a lot of nurturing and trips to Stratford

    and Toronto, who could say no?

    Uhre is now playing Enjolras, on a short

    stint, in the wildly acclaimed musical Les

    Misrables in Toronto. But aside from his

    musical and Broadway work, Uhre is also an

    artist, drawing and painting regularly all of

    which started at a young age.

    My mom was a kindergarten teacher and

    my dad owned a barbershop. [They] loved

    the arts and sti ll do, Uhre wrote via email

    in efforts to save his voice. We were at the

    theatre a great deal when I was young. Trips

    to Toronto and Stratford happened often.

    Uhres first encounter with the fine arts

    was at the age of four, when he found himself

    drawing under his parents coffee table. No

    one knew I had made a mess under there

    until we moved seven years later, he said.

    His first memory of the theatre was at the

    age of five. My grandmother took me to see

    Barnum (the musical) at The Grand, he re-

    called. I remember bits and pieces, but ap-

    parentlyI sat verystill andwas mesmerized.

    Uhre said he always had support from his

    family, and after the coffee table incident,

    I was encouraged to develop an artistic rela-

    tionship with paper.

    When the Lester B. Pearson School forthe

    Arts opened in London in 1989, Uhre was

    accepted into the first Grade 4 class. He at-

    tributes Pearsons nurturing and inspiring

    environment that helped him and a lot of his

    peers.

    I was thril led to be included in this se-

    lected group of enthusiastic kids, he said.

    It was a really safe place to explore the arts

    with passionate teachers.

    Aside from school, Uhre spent nearly a

    decade with the Theatre School in London,

    which was run by Kip Longstaff whom he

    deemed a great mentor.

    TheTheatreSchoolwas a hugepartof my

    growth as an artist, Uhre said. Eventually I

    started teaching there and designing/painting

    sets/props for their shows.

    At the age of12,Uhre was cast in his first

    professional show,A Christmas Carol, a tThe

    Grand Theatre. The experience was amaz-

    ing, he said. Working with industry profes-

    sionals was eye-opening and inspiring.

    It wasnt until the age of 16 that Uhre start-

    ed toworkon his voice. Theyoungsterbegan

    taking private lessons with Bevan Keating at

    the Victoria Academy of Music here in Lon-

    don, and met with Keating twice a week for

    four years.

    Uhre sai d it was the combina tion of al l

    these experiences that pushed him to pursue

    the arts. I was very lucky. I grew up looking

    up to actors who were working pros nearby,

    he said.

    I was always interested in music, theatre

    and visual art [and] I found the most inspi-

    ration in the artists who I could actually see

    perform in theatre.

    While he wasin high school, Uhre knew he

    wantedto pursue a career in arts, but it wasnt

    until his art teacher saw him play Tony in

    West Side Story that he decided theatre was

    the right path.

    When I asked [my teacher] what she

    thought, she said she felt I needed to pursue

    theatre and could always do visual art on the

    side, he said. She said if the roles were re-

    versed, it would have been more chall enging.

    She ended up being right. I work as an actor

    now, but have always kept my visual interests

    throughout training and my career.

    Following high school, Uhre moved to

    England to study at the Guildford School of

    Acting for three years. He then returned to

    the Great White North and was cast inMama

    Mia!as Sky.

    Uhre said hes kept drawing and painting

    on the side. I am always creating art and

    greatly influenced by fellow artists in the

    theatre, he said. I have a sketchbook that I

    open and work in daily.

    He doesnt have a regular 9-to-5 job, as

    you can imagine. He explained that during

    rehearsals for a theatre piece he will work 10

    a.m. to 6 p.m. Monday to Saturday. There

    can sometimes be a great deal of work to do

    outside of rehearsal in terms of memorization

    and prepping for the next day, he said.

    During the performance run, he said ac-

    tors work six days a week and perform eight

    shows within the same week. Keeping fit

    and staying healthy is important, especially

    in the long run, he said.

    As an artist, its important to be open and

    honest with yourself regarding your strengths

    and weaknesses, he advised. There is al-

    ways something to work on. In the arts,

    preparation meets opportunity. We have to

    be open to collaboration and other peoples

    artistic views and ways of working.

    He admitted that any career path in the

    arts can be challenging, but also incredibly

    rewarding. If someone has already decided

    to pursue the arts, I say first of all, congrats

    for heading into something creative, he said.

    To learn more about Uhres artwork, visit

    markuhre.com. See him starring with Cana-

    dian Idol winner Melissa ONeil as Eponine

    and Richmond Hill native Ramin Karimloo

    as Jean Valjean inLes Misrables at the Prin-

    cess of Wales Theatre in Toronto before the

    final curtain call on December 22.

    London native master of the stageSTEPHANIE LAI

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    CREDIT: LEFT (CHRIS YOUNG/THE CANADIAN PRESS), RIGHT (QMI AGENCY FILE PHOTO)

    Melissa ONeil (centre left) and Mark Uhre (centre right) star as Eponine and Enjolras in Les Misrables, which ends its stint at the Princess of Wales Theatre in Toronto December 22.

    Do you hear the people sing? Singing the song of angry men. It is the music of the people who will not be slaves again.

    CREDIT: COURTESY OF MARK UHRE

    A painting basedon Ambrose Small, ghostof The Grand Theatre.Acrylic on canvas, 2008.

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    paired with one of the seasonshottest items, an oxblood redCeline-inspired bag in a subtlesnakeskin print, structured frontand extended sides to contributeclean angles to the outfit. Redsuede Mary Jane platforms and adainty heart chain bracelet comple-ment the red in contrast to theultra-cool cobalt.

    And how can you get this beau-tifully styled outfit? Online shop-

    ping. Through Instagram,Facebook, Pinterest, Twitter, etc.You can almost instantly find yourinspiration and assemble an outfit,get advice on the look and pur-chase the complete outfit withouteven having to leave your seat.

    T he re a re m an y e xc it in gavenues in the world of onlineshopping, but two websites with aunique approach to online shop-

    ping are worth a look:Nastygal. com and JustFab.c a.Nastygal, where the cobalt dress isfrom, features unique statement

    pieces that stand out in a crowd.They also feature vintage andCalifornia cultured styling in theirimagery that inspire street fashion.

    JustFab.ca prices all their shoes at$39.95, with your first pair pricedat $19.95. The bag, bracelet andshoes are from JustFab.ca, and youcan accessorize within a comfort-able price point of $10 to $20.

    Nastygal has an online newsletterthat beautifully demonstrates theirunique styling, a great source todraw inspiration while you can getyour own boutique customized atJustFab.ca with a simple VIP sign-up.

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    Colour blocking a fabulous out-fit can be very budget-friendly anddone online! With a little research,inspiration and a couple of clicks, a

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    EYE ON CAMPUS

    Stephanie Lai

    Changing ColoursLong gone are the days of san-dals and tank tops. Enter blazers,scarves and textures. is week,Interrobang saw a range of styles,and these ladies caught our eye.

    FACES OF

    FANSHAWE

    Ever wondered if youre making the most out of your time at Fanshawe? e Faces of Fanshawe are here to be yourguides to a fantastic student experience. Faces of Fanshawe is a brand-new social media campaign by FanshawesMarketing department. It harnesses the passion and energy of five students using social media to spread the word abouttheir experiences. We wanted to engage our students a little but more on our social media feeds. We wanted to hear moreabout what their student experience is like, said Joanna Dales, who is helping to organize the initiative. e five Faceswent through an interactive interview, which included taking selfie photos, making videos of their favourite memories andbrainstorming about engaging with other students. e students will be blogging, tweeting, and posting videos and photosas they attend events on campus. It will show current and future Fanshawe students all the great things that are happeninghere and encourage them to get involved to have a fantastic Fanshawe student experience. Get to know each of the fiveFaces by reading their profiles below.

    General Arts andScience

    Zach is excited to share his experiencesat Fanshawe through Faces of Fanshawe.It means connecting with other studentsin the school, learning their interests, andgrowing as a school community.He has had a lot of fun in his fir st twomonths of Fanshawe life. The highlight ofthe year so far has been the first day, meet-ing new people, and the overall busy-nessof it has been fun. Theres a lot more instore to enjoy in the months ahead. Imlooking forward to events in Forwell Hallandall thefun things theFanshawe StudentUnion has planned.

    When hes not in school, Zach enjoyswatching films, playing video games and,weather permitting, playing golf.

    First yearin FashionMerchandising

    Originally from Jamaica, Kathryn has foundher first few months in Canada nice butcold. So far, her time at Fanshawe hasbeena lot of fun.

    She applied to be a Face of Fanshawe be-cause it looked like a really fun way to getinvolved with the community here. I thinkpeople can relate to me, she said, which iswhat inspired her to share her experiencesas an international student. Through hersocial mediaaccounts, she plans to share encouragingwords and insightful tips about making themostout of your time at Fanshawe.When shes not thinking about fashion, youcan find Kathryn watching TV and hangingout withher friends.

    of General Arts and Science

    Being a Face of Fanshawe means Annettegets to have fun outside of class. My hopeis thatI will get to create some funthings to share with the rest of the school!

    Annette already has plenty of practicesharing her experiences at Fanshawe lastyear she won a scholarship for her videochronicling her highlights here. She alsowon an award for a book she wrote calledCarl Goes to College.This year, Annette is looking forward to funStudent Union events. I am also lookingforward to graduating from Fanshawe (again)and moving on. (Unless Fanshawe can hireme for something, then Ill gladly stay here!)

    Annete likes to write, listen to music andattend comedy shows and concerts.

    Second year in Hospitality

    BeverageInternational student Abhishek came allthe way from India to attend Fanshawe. Hemade the right choice. The whole experi-ence at Fanshawe has been awesome and I want to show all the students what itis to be at Fanshawe.His two years in Canada have been awe-some. Hes currently living with a localfamily that treats him like a family member,inviting him to meals and special trips.A self-described nerd, Abhishek is thekind of guy who likes to repair computersand watch Star Trek in his spare time. Healso has an artsy side, as he enjoys draw-ing and cooking especially steak andsalmon.

    First year of Broadcast Television

    For Paige, Faces of Fanshawe was a greatway to get involved with the school. Shealready interacts with people through so-cial media, and this way she can do it on abroader scale its a big school!she said. Paige moved from her home-town, Toronto, to London for school, andwill bring the perspective of being a newLondoner to the position. So far, shes hada ton of fun making new friends here.As a social media maven and pop culturejunkie, you can be sure that Paige will betweeting about all things music, celebritiesand more.

    After shes done at Fanshawe, she wants tofind a job producing TV shows, and hopesto work at MuchMusic someday.

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    To follow the Faces of Fanshawe on their journeys through school, go to www.fanshawec.ca/fanshawefaces.

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    CREDIT: STEPHANIE LAI

    The ladies and gents of the Financial Aid department at the College scarified their office into a pirate ship. Alldressed as Black Beard and pirate sailors, they werent out to loot students of their riches, however. A treasurechest brimming with Monopoly money, gold doubloons and candy, student visitors were encouraged to dig fora treat. Can you tell it was a happy Halloween?

    One thing that we all currentlyhave in common while being stu-dents at Fanshawe College is thatwe all have homework. Yes, thatdreaded par t of your life some ofus have a ridiculous, mind-blow-ing amount, while others live virtu-ally stress-free, with just a fewassignments here and there. At theend of the day, though, we all havehomework.

    Students who spend hours attheir desks understand the truemeaning of having a functionalworkspace. A workspace mustaccommodate all your needs,whether it needs to be big enoughto lay out all your notes and text-

    books at once, to sew clothes, oreven to draft. During our downtimes from busy school life, ourworkspace acts as a social andentertainment spot you know,

    just sitting on our butts for hourswatching Netflix, Facebookingand tweeting. Our workspaces aremultifunctional areas that mustaccommodate all our needs!

    I recently found that my work-space area only met the bare mini-mum needs I could draft on mytable and use my laptop. My work-

    space was boring and did notinspire me or reflect my style atall!

    I decided my workspace mustact for more than just working pur-

    poses. I spent a few solid weekscreating the workspace that Idesired and needed. As you can seein my before picture, my work-space was boring and had no lifeuntil I added a little TCL to make itfun and motivational.

    Heres how to get started onadding some creativity to yourworkspace:

    Create your own inspiration

    board!I chose to create three DIYbulletin boards that would achieveseveral goals. One board is myinspiration board filled with posi-tive quotes, decor and fitness pic-tures along with some breathtakinglandscape pictures. My other two

    boards are filled with pictures of

    my goals in life and quick short-term memos to make my day go alittle smoother. You can make or

    buy your own boards and fill themwith pictures and quotes thatinspire you and that are suitable toyour personal taste!

    Get funky with pencil and penholders! As you can see, every-thing was just clumped together inone boring old pencil holder. Iwanted something better so I found

    just that. I found a unique lazySusan holder at Winners thatwould hold all of my supplies.Organization is key in a work-

    space, and dont settle for anythingordinary!

    Last but not least: accessorize.Its always nice to have a littleexcitement in your workspace. Ichoose to do this by purchasing a

    peace sign candle holder withsome groovy candles to add a little

    fun to my space. You can also addsome fun to your workspace byincorporating a pattern! Havingreminder books and a mouse padwith designs on them will surelyadd fun to your space!

    A workspace not only needs toaccommodate your school workand downtime needs, it has to men-tally stimulate you! I hope mytransformation of my workspacewill inspire and help you out withcreating the workspace of yourdreams that will reflect your tasteand inspire you. Never settle forthe ord inary enjoy!

    The importance of acreative workspace

    TURN BORING

    SPACES BEAUTIFUL

    BRITTANY ROACH

    CREDIT: BRITTANY ROACH

    Above: Before all injecting the space with some creativity, my workspacewasnt much to look at. Below: Now I actually look forward to doing myhomework!

    In Flanders fields the poppiesblow/Between the crosses row onrow.

    The immortal words written byJohn McCrae during the FirstWorld War have become an inte-gral part of Remembrance Dayceremonies across Canada and inmany other countries throughoutthe world. Inspired by the redflowers that grew on soldiersgraves in that Belgian field, the

    power of this poem not only con-veys the glories of war, whichwas a common theme at the time,

    but opened the door for the poppyto become the most recognizablesymbol of Remembrance Dayacross the country.

    Prior to 1918, the poppy wasmerely a flower and a poeticdevice used by McCrae to set thestage for his ode to his fallen com-rades, that was, until an American

    professor by the name of MoinaMichael wrote a poem that wasinspired by the three-year-old InFlanders Fields, entitledWe ShallKeep the Faith. This poem wasoriginally a reflection written fromthe point of view of the next gener-ation promising to remember thewar, and the lives lost in it, andincludes the line And now thetorch and poppy red/We wear inhonour of the dead, a promise tocontinue to wear the poppy inremembrance.

    During a War Secretaries meet-ing in 1918, Michael presented her

    poem while wearing a silk poppyon her coat and carrying more todistribute among the other atten-dees of the meeting, making thisthe first recorded time that theyhad been worn in a remembrancecapacity. Within three years, it had

    been adopted by the legions inCanada, the United Kingdom, andthe U.S.A. as an official symbol ofwartime remembrance as well as away for the legions to raise fundsfor a variety of causes, predomi-nantly toward veterans affairs.Today, it is common to see the red

    plastic poppies on the left lapel ofpeople all over Canada during theweeks preceding November 11.

    Despite being a recognized sym-bol in many countries, the designand construction of the poppyitself varies from nation to nation.Canada has the two-piece poppy, afelt-covered plastic flower with a

    black centre held together by a pin.

    The United Kingdom favours apaper flower with two green leaveson a long green pin, a closer repre-sentation to the natural shape of the

    poppy as it grows in the wild.Regardless of the form it takes,

    the poppy has been a long-lastingand potent symbol of the sacrificesthat were made so many years ago,as well as the worlds duty toremember, and ensure it never hap-

    pens again.

    ANDREW VIDLER

    INTERROBANG

    Why we wear

    the poppy red

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    Deep down, somewhere insideall of us, there is a childlike attrac-tion to adventure, a wish to leave

    behind everything that is regularand mundane, in order to discoversomething that nobody has everseen before.

    This desire, which lies within somany people, has been the centraltheme at the heart of some of themost timeless stores to have ever

    been told, creating events, loca-tions, and characters that havegone down in history as some ofthe most engaging and everlastingin the history of entertainment,

    being recognized all over theworld.

    This spirit of discovery has per-haps been captured in one source,and one character, than it has any-where else, and for 50 years, fansofDoctor Who have gone on someof the wildest adventures imagina-

    ble right alongside The Doctor andhis many faces.

    Considering its worldwide andseemingly ever-growing populari-ty, Doctor Who remains to many

    people a bit of mystery; they mayknow that its British, and they

    may know that the show has beenaround for as long as their parents,

    but outside of a few facts it iscloaked by a veil of science fictiongeekery, and the quirky, offbeathumour that can only be found inthe British isles. Beneath its exteri-or, however, lies a television pro-gram that truly delivers somethingthat everybody can get behind, ful-filling the goals that it set out toaccomplish when it first aired in

    November 1963.Dawning in the early days of tel-

    evision, the tale of an old alienfleeing his home planet and land-ing on Earth in a blue police box,meeting human friends and bring-ing them on adventures throughspace or travelling through timewas a moderately safe, family-friendly evening program,designed to shock children, butentertain them and adults alikewith a main hero that was verymuch against the norm. TheDoctor, then played by the elderlyWilliam Hartnell, was philosophic,arrogant, but superhumanly cleverman who would eventually

    become fond of the human race

    and protect Earth from the alienthreat of the week. While these allsounds like typical science fiction

    plots (and they are), the creativityand spirit behind the show quicklymade it a staple of British culture,and one that continued to quietly

    break new ground in television.The creators of the program

    were able to solve one of thebiggest problems that face the cre-ative minds behind any TV show:how to continue once the castmembers were no longer able to,and avoiding the awkward fanquestions that would be posed bychanging the lead without a narra-tive explanation, a technique thath as b ee n u se d o n o cc as io nthroughout television history. Thewriters decided to make TheDoctor immortal, regenerating intoa new body, with a new personali-ty, fulfilling their in-story purpos-es, as well as allowing the programto continue on.

    Now, as the show nears its 50thanniversary, it has become a trueglobal cultural force, far more pop-ular than it ever was in the originalrun and finally beginning to beseen in the public eye as far morethan a niche show for the extranerdy. Improvements in technolo-gy, storytelling, as well as threeinspired choices for the role of TheDoctor has introduced the programto a whole new generation of peo-

    ple, and if the popularity continuesto rise, than we our kids could belining up to see Doctor Whos100th anniversary.

    Check out G33k Lyfe next weekfor part two of this column!

    Space, time and otherthings, Part 1

    G33K LYFE

    ANDREW VIDLER

    CREDIT: SCIFINOW.CO.UK

    Wiliiam Hartnell was the first actor to portray The Doctor in the early days of Doctor Who.

    People just love to fawn over theDreamcast, Segas last entry intothe console market before theydecided to call it quits and contin-ue disappointing us through meansof mediocre software alone. Ascool as the Dreamcast was beinga receiver of some truly exception-al home ports of popular arcadegames its easy to notice how its

    predecessor, the Saturn, has beenleft in the dust, and unfairly so.

    Although by no means obscureto those who know the first thingabout video games, attempting adiscussion about the Sega Saturnwith the average person will likelynet you a reaction of, Yeah, I

    remember that thing, I neverowned it. Its a classic case ofeveryone backing the right horsesonly and refusing to give the strag-gler a chance. Gamers werentexactly to be faulted with theirtreatment of the Saturn, still reel-ing from Segas earlier gaffes inthe form of the Sega Genesis add-ons: the Sega 32x and 32x CD.Towards the end of the 16-bitGenesis lifespan, Sega decidedthe only way to supplement itsaging console into the next genera-tion of 32-bit as a holdout untiltheir next big gizmo dropped, wasto release add-ons that could play alibrary of theoretically better-look-ing games. What instead happened

    was that two very mediocre (andstill fairly underpowered) pieces ofhardware underwhelmed gamers,sucked their wallets dry, and gavethem a library of under-averagegames.

    Naturally, releasing a consolewith your fanbase already feelinggypped by your previous endeav-ours isnt quite the right environ-ment for the big launch, but Segatrucked ahead, surprising everyoneat E3 1995 by proclaiming that,unlike its rival, the brand newSony PlayStation, the Saturn wasalready in stores!

    Wrong move.Consumers were pissed, retail-

    ers were miffed, game developerseven moreso. Youre supposed tolet your fans save up, your retailers

    advertise, and your developersactually make some damn gamesin time. The surprise launch of theSega Saturn, releasing weeks

    before expected, were what trulyhurt its chances at greatness, atleast in North America. Despite itsshort lifespan here, the Saturnreceived some great (and slowlygetting rarer and rarer) titles, likethe acclaimed RPG Panzer

    Dragoon Saga, and badass beat-em-up Guardian Heroes. It isntall gloom and doom for Segasearly-orphaned red-headed-stepchild console, for there exists asurprisingly vast library of Saturngames outside of our cushy conti-nent, although you might end upneeding to brush up on your

    Katakana to play the various RPGsand shoot-em-ups that Japanreceived.

    Im probably rushing ahead ofmyself here, because chances are,you probably dont have a Saturnin the first place. I still consider myownership of one to be a unicorn-killing stroke of rare luck. Morethan likely, youll have to resort to*cough* emulation. The Saturnsdifficult-to-program-for brand new(at the time) dual core processor,which was one of the factors thatmade developers shy away frommaking games for the console, isonly now getting understood forthe purpose of emulation. Take alook at Yabause or SSF if you want

    to jump in the action quick.If you really do care to try out

    Segas battered but loveable con-sole as originally intended, scourthe flea markets, take any opportu-nity to cheaply own this consolewhose value has sadly been drivenup largely by collectors. A bit of,ahem, modding will easily allowyou to unlock a huge library of for-gotten but still fun titles. Withregion restrictions no harder to

    bypass than simply patching discimage files, there isnt any excuseto avoid the amazing arcade actionthe Saturn has to offer.

    Video game spot-light: Sega Saturn

    GAMING THE

    SYSTEM

    ESHAAN [email protected]

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    The Saturn boasts having the only playable home port of zombie-blasterHouse of the Dead.

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    The Thing With TwoHeads (1972)

    A wise man once said twoheads are better than one. Thatm an w as A nd re T he G ia nt .Philosophers have argued over theexact meaning of this statement fordecades. Some believe that itmeans that more can be accom-

    plished by working together.Others feel that Mr. The Giantactually meant that it is in factadvantageous to literally have mul-tiple craniums perched atop onesshoulders.

    Back in 1972, an incredible filmtitled The Thing with Two Headswas released that examined whatwould happen if someone were infact given a second head. So whatwould happen? Hijinx, hilarity andmayhem, thats what!

    Legendary Academy Award-winning actor Ray Milland por-trays Maxwell Kirshner, a brilliantdoctor whose body is beginning tofail him. In order to preserve hislife, he begins experimenting withtransplant techniques. As a result,his lab is housing a two-headed

    ape. Within the first 10 minutes ofthis film, there is a scene where atwo-headed ape runs amok in asupermarket, shoving bananas into

    both of its faces. This would be thehigh point of most films, but thefun is only beginning.

    Not deterred by the supermarket

    fiasco, Kirshner presses on, andlets his colleagues know that hewould like them to place his head

    onto someone elses body.Shortly afterwards, we learn that

    not only is Kirshner a brilliant

    (albeit possibly a bit mad) doctor,but also a racist. New hire Dr. FredWilliams shows up after beingoffered a job over the phone. WhenKirshner realizes he has hired anAfrican American doctor, he

    quickly tries to retract the offer,and then begrudgingly agrees to let

    Williams finish out his short-termcontract.The loveable old racists health

    takes a dramatic turn for the worse,and there is suddenly a pressingneed for a donor body. Enter JackMoss (former NFL star RoseyGrier), a death row inmate whomay not have committed a crime.He offers himself up to be part ofthe experiment, in hopes that it will

    buy him sometime to prove hisinnocence. Did I mention thatMoss is also African American?

    When the bigot Kirshner awakesand sees the new body that he isattached to, fireworks ensue

    between the two. But cooler headsprevail, and the two headed mangoes on the lamb, attempting totrack down the evidence that willset him free at last, free at last,thank God almighty, free at last.

    This leads to a high-speed chasewith Kirsher/Moss riding on a dirt

    bike (joined by Dr. Williams),being chased by an insane amountof police. This sequence lastsapproximately 45 minutes, andresults in no fewer than 30 cop cars

    being flipped over.The Thing With Two Heads ends

    rather ambiguously, but that isbecause it deals with some rathercomplex issues that cannot be eas-ily wrapped up within the confinesof a 90-minute film. Issues likeracism. And whether or not it isokay to give a second head to an

    ape. This is a film that you wontjust watch and forget about. It willinevitably lead to further discus-sion, even passionate debate. TheThing With Two Heads is a filmthat will require you to use yourown head, and perhaps the heads ofthose you are watching with.Thats a lot of head, but thats notnecessarily a bad thing.

    Dear Nat,Before I start this letter, I want

    to make something clear: I love mymom and I know she just wantswhats best for me. But shes driv-ing me crazy! Im a man in mymid-20s, and my mom cant seemto accept the fact that Im an adult.

    My mom wants to do everythingfor me, from folding my laundry tocooking to helping me with myhomework, which I appreciate attimes, but its constant. Its like shethinks I cant do anything on myown. She was a single mom andits just been her and me since Iwas a little kid, but it seems likeshe hasnt been able to move on

    from those days. What can I do toshow her I can take care of myself?

    Not A Baby HelicopterDear Not a Baby Helicopter,Sounds like right now, you are

    (and have been for a while) theonly consistent male in her life. Be

    patient with your mother as heractions are simply done out ofunconditional love for you.

    On the other hand, I understandher overbearing behaviour canhold you back from properly tran-sitioning into adulthood. In aneffort to grow into your own indi-vidual self, you must be given theopportunity to make your owndecisions in life, not to mentionyour own mistakes. You need tocalmly express to her that if shewants you to be a successful, inde-

    penden