Irvine's Athletic Future Questionable "To give, or not to give, that is no mger the question." So might Shake-leare have versified the struggle about ~hletic scholarships for UCI. Orginally a Faculty Senate decision lout the amount of money to be delega-1d to sports stipends, the question ossomed into an investigation of the irpose of sports on this campus, the ilues of participation, and the need of utici1~ation, .and the need of "big >orts at lrvrne. Ta Doctor Wayne H. Crawford, Chairman : the Athletic Department, the oroblem i sports participation. "It goes right lWn to the reasons for having sports. here isa definiteobligationto the com-. .mity to have a strong, going athletic ·ogrom, he explained. "This is a tax-supported institution, Crawford explained, "and the people ·ound here feel a need to participate in '"il Univers.ity. They can't enter into the nglish Department, or the History De-Jrtment, or the Physics Department, Jt they can enter into the Athletics De-lrtment. They con feel loyal to a good •am from Irvine, and take pride in help-

ing . to support it.'-, Crowford taught at U of C, Riverside.

He was deportme~t chairman when they opened, and was denied Athletic scho-larships . "As a result, we weren't able to compete with the other big schools for the top-grade boys. We were so bad off, we lost our first basketball game with Pepperdine something like 12-30. School spirit went down the drain, and that place has always been dead. I do not want to repeat that around here!" he declared.

Opposition to these views range from strong student disapproval to one Facul-ty Senate faction which, according to Crawford, " Doesn't wont any · sports at all."

Most of the opponents of ful I sports stipends draw upon ethics for support. Student Larry Broering, himself a mem-ber of the water polo team, takes the question down to the values of partici-pating in athletics. "The purpose of sports is strictly for the betterment of of the boys involved. If it improves school spirt, fine - - but that is a se-condary reason."

To support h1 s contention, Larry points to the students in the gymnastics pro· gram . "These kids don't get any scholar· ships, they don ' t get any extra credit. The instructor works during the day at some other school, and comes over here port-time to help them out. " He further explained, "the coach gets paid for only about one-third of thet·ime he's actually here . We will turn out kids here that will that wi II be tops in the nation, without scholarships.

".I think it is very unlikely that not having athletic scholarships wi II hurt us. After all, we'd just be competing with UCLA, USC, Stanford, and the other big schools for the some guys. How many will money get? Irvine should offer them something other than money."

Within 'the faculty, the quest_ion is one of need. Present criteria for any scholar-ships is the need of the student, deter-mined by information on the Parents' CoUege Scholarship Service's Confiden-tial Statement.

According to Dr. Crawford, " ... this will create dishonesty." His argument is .that using the form to · determine

need forces parents to falsify informa-tion on it, and thus get money by lying.

Proponents of giving scholarships according to need point out that not only is tbe form the most practical system for arriving at student's requirements, but also financial needs ore b.est in keeping with the University's background.

"We don't offer a degree in Physical . Education here; the who le ori entoti on at UCI is academic," explained one pro-fessor. "Therefore, why should we re-ward a boy for having big muscles? Any athlete who comes here is presumed to becoming here to learn, not to play foot-bal 1. Would we offer money to outstand-ing History majors to come and study here?"

Professor O.M. Sorenson of the Ger-man Department, a former college bas-ketball player, offers the following orgu-me·nt: "I can't see us supporting a Wilt Chamberlain here with plushy living quarters, a car, and other fringe benefits. Certainly an athlete hos it rough, be-cause he has to spend a lot of time prac-ticing, and he becomes pretty tired, so he does need some extra help, to keep

him from having to. work." Others - - both faculty and students - -

question the need of big sports. Many students do not go along with Dr. Crawford's idea· about community obliga-tion.

"If we are going to hove sports, it shou Id be what the students want," is the general opinion. "Why should UCI be turned into a big football factory?"

History instructor Dr. Alan Lawson takes exception to the difficulty of com-munity participation. "I wonder how many of the Big I Boosters come to our concerts, or are enrolled in the Univer-sity extension courses?"

Dr. Crowford has stated that if he does not get the right to grant oth le tic scholar-ships, he will leave the faculty. "I can-not maintain a program that I don't con-sider first-rote; I want to be able to com-pete."

The problem is in the hands of the Faculty Senate. With their decision, ·it seems that the very balance of .,big sports" will be swung in one direction, or the other.

THE ·ocCASIONALL y EVERY OTHER FRIDA y

UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA. IR VINE THE TONGUE, one of lhe world's truly great newspapers VOL. 1 No. 5 Friday , May 13~ 1966

Constitution Completed; Tax Levied

The UCI constitution has been completed and will be presented to the students in an open hear-ing May 18th from three to fiv~ · o'clock in the Science Lecture Hall. Copies of the proposed con-s ti tut ion are being printed up and wi II be held May 23 and 24, because forty perc~t of the student body must vote and of those who voted, two thirds must vote affirmative in order for the constitution to go in-to effect.

If the constitution succeeds, campaigning for student body of-fices wi II begin the next day, May 25. If it fai Is, the constitution com-mittee will have one week to revise the document. The election for a re-vised document wi II- occur May 31. The campaign will last for two weeks ending on June 10th if the constitution is ratified in it's first draft.

Declarations for candidacy. must be submitted to the activities of-fice after the constitution is rati-fied. Candidates for Supreme Court justices must also apply for their interview before the constitution committee which will be held Tues-day, Moy 31.

The ASUCI Senate, as 'it now stands, is apportioned in the fol-lowing manner: Humanities-6, Bio-logy-3, Fine Arts-2, Physical Science-3, Social Science-4, En-gineering-1, At large represent-atives-6.

ASUCI TAX LEVIED The . constitution committee hos

levied a $7 student body fee, ef-fective next year. This fee is col-lected along with registration fees at the first of every quarter. Money's raised --$4800 - will be used for next year's AS4CI budget. The pre-sent fee is $3 per quarter.

FELICIDAD ES FELICIANO Fantastic is too feeble a word to des-

cribe the genious of Jose Feliciano as a performer. Those students present in Campus Hall on Tuesday, May 3, at 8: 15 PM, witnessed no less than a pro-fusion of talent eminating from the young man seated on the stage.

Feliciano proved hisversitility by the skill with which he played an.d sang the many different types of songs in his re-pertiore. His vocal numbers included selections in Portuguese and Spanish as well as in English. He sang popular tunes like "What'd I Say," "I Can't Get No Sati sfoction," and "I Got My Mo-'o Workin'.'' He song a variety of folk-songs like "Blowin' in the Wind:' · and "The Work Song". F.eliciano seems to have a separate style for each type of music, and can modify his voi.c·e ac-cordingly.· The bittersweet melody of his first Spanish selection proved the fabulous quality of his voice; then he belted out a contempo~ory number with plenty of soul.

As a guitarist, Feliciano is not to be believed. His guitar was his only ac-companiment; he needed no other. The dext"'::ty with which he handled the gui· tar was his only accompaniment; he

needed no other. The dexterity with which he handled the guitar would be remarkable for a person with perfect vision, yet Feliciano is blind. His in-strumentals included "Zorb'a the Greek," and "The FI ight of the Bum-blebee." In addition to jazz and Ken-tucky Bluegrass, he played Classical guitar.- His "Maleguena" was handled on a 12- string with the skill of a on a 12- string with the skill of a Sego-via. In one of his many outstanding numbers, Fel iciono succeeded in mak-hi s guitar sound like horses' hoof-beats, snare drums _and bagpipes!

Feliciano not only has talent, but he has a great personality and a keen wit. The audience enjoyed his jokes and an-ecdotes immensely. He gave something extra in his performance; not to mention six encores. He gave the feeling that he was enjoying himself as much as his listeners were. Such a rapport was established between the performer and his audience, that each timethe curtain was reopened for an encore, sighs of relief were heard amidst the tumultuous shouting and stamping of feet. This concert was on unforgetable experience We ~elute Jose Feliciano, a~ a true virtuoso.

by Marsha Kaplan

Ge~. Cora Lee Turbitt .

No One Wants a Campus With a . Social Disease

According to student acti vi ti es di rec-tor, Cora Lee T urbitt, "UCI is on

. social probation" : No activities may be held wh ich were not scheduled be-fore F ridoy, Apri I 22.

A dance which was held on this .dote - and which was open to students from O.C.C. and other 'institutions' -was the scene of a large number ofdis-turbances. According to one observer at the dance, "a large part of the crowd was stoned out of their minds"· numerous fights occured th.roughout the dance . The dirtiest deed, however; took place after the dance was over: at 1 :00 A.M., the bathroom in the floor of the common was, according to

Tuition For ·UC Students ? "It is the intention of Legislature in

enacting this chapter to require stu-dents who attend the University of Cali-fornia or any state colleges to reim-burse the state ... •: This is the first sentence of the collier Bill, a bill which was written by Assemblyman John Collier(Republ icon-Los Angeles)

· and which is intended to make free higher education .in this state a little less free than it is today. The "Learn, Earn and Reimburse" plan, as it hos been labeled by its supporters, charges the students for the cost of instruction received 'in the system. This fee will not be paid in the form of tuition, as

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Miss T urbitt, "defaced, ur inated and vomited upon" . Even ashtrays, four fee t off tlie ground were not sa fe from the attack. Furniture was removed from both the men's and women's rooms. In the men's rc;>om the mirror was pulled off of the wa II. A crowd of 30 people were seen entering the restrooms, after 1: 00 A . .M., by janitors who failed to re-port the incident to the proper author-ities. At approximately 3:00 A.M., the pol .ice intervened,arrestingl7 persons.

AccordingtoMiss Turbitt, "the dance was poorly organized." The activities committee, which organized the event, apparently did not inform the adminis-tration that students from off-campus were invited. Miss Turbitt said that signs advertising the dance were plastered all over 0.C.C. wi~out that school's permission.

Not more than two members of the committee came to the dance which it organized. One student walked in, only to find himself made a ticket seller on the spot. One policeman was on duty and police cars were in the proximity, however, few' incidents were reported to him. The problem, said Cara Lee, "wasn't a matter of lack of policing, but a lack of self control." The police, following the honor code, trusted the students inattendcrice with hand I ing the affair themselves.

Because of this "lack of self-c0n-trol" all future activities have been canceled. No more affairs will be open to non-UCI students, unless they are accompanied by UCI students. When asked who had made this deci~ion Cora Lee replied, "I did". The deci-sion was centered on the apparent lack of enforcement of UCl's honor code. In relatiai to this aspect, particular at-tention was paid to the mJ rror which had apparently been stolen from the rest-rooms (it has since been discovered that the mirror \lad been taken out earlier, by the jcriitors, because it was loos~).

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CONSTITUTION DESERVES YOUR NEGATION Associate Edi tor: Brian Barn.et t Associate :?ditor: James Immel

The TONGUE would like to see LIC I's proposed constitution to suc-ceed. A student government needs establishing, and soon. However, there are two articles in the pro-posed document which our editorial board finds to be unacceptable to the majority of the UCI student body.

Article states that fu I I-time graduates students wi 11 be voting members of the ASUCI. The gradu-ate student may also waive member-ship in the ASUCI by written petition. The TONGUE balks at allowing graduate stud~nts special pr1v1-leges to withdraw individually, when the undergraduates are com-pulsort members, and thus compul-sory dues payers. In our opinion the grads shou Id be either in or out. Act~lly, grad students don't need

a student government to the extent that the undergraduates do. This hos been attested to by the President of the Graduate Students As soc iation at UCLA. Graduate student's needs and interests are entirely different than those of the undergraduate students The TONGUF. questions further whether or not the T.A.'. s graduate students themselves, should be allowed to run for ASUCI offices. It is possible that, eventually, the en-tire student government, from presi-dent to senators, might consist of graduate students.

The argument in the constitution committee hos been that when UCI' s enrollment reaches 27,.500, 45% of the student body wi 11 be graduate stu-dents and therefore th is large group should be represented. The TONGUE sees this as further reason why they should be excluded. As is true at UCLA, UCSB and Berkeley, the grads should have their own as-sociation.

The TONGUE also disputes the fact that the requirements for al I offices except the Senate require junior class standing. This seems unnecessary in the case of the Sup-reme Court since the Senate, in a unique arrangement screens all candi- · dates for this office before they are allowed to run. The reasoning be-hind this clause is that "mature" people are needed for this post. The TONGUE agrees that mature people are needed for this post and for all others, for that matter, but we

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Therefore, we recommend a NO vote on the proposed constitution.

Y..'e do agree in principle with most of the cons ti tut ion, not· mentioned here. We would particularly like to commend the Constitution Commit-tee on the articles concerning the honor council and the Bill of Rights .

If the constitution is defeated, a

CALENDAR: THURSDAY, MAY 12: Lecture: "Modern Spanish Pointin~,'' Don

Eduardo Toda speaking in Spanish. Fine Arts

FRIDAY, MAY 13: 1616, 4 p.m.

·Silent Film series: "The Gold Rush" with Charlie Chaplin and "The Soldiers" with Stan Laurel. Science Lecture Hall, 7:1:) p.m. Admission 50¢ .

SATURDAY, MAY 14: Crew vs. Santo Barbara, North Lido Channel, 9 o.m. Film: "Hud", Science Lecture Hall,

SUNDAY, MAY 16: 7:30 p.m . Admission 9J¢. Film: "Under the Yum Yum Tree," Science Lecture Holl, 7:'5J p.m . Admission 75¢, students ~¢ .

WEDNESDAY, MAY 18: Deadline: Lost day to drop a course without an ''F''. _ .

THURSDAY, MAY 19: Tom Bruder, Lloyd Hard debate in Gateway Plaza, 12 p.m.

FRIDAY, MAY 20: Chancellor Aldrich inauguration ceremony, Campus Holl, 10 o .m. Inaugural Boll, Campus Hall, 9 p.m . $10 per couple, students $5 per couple. Deadline for enrolled students to apply for on-campus housing .

SATURDAY, MAY 21: Crew: Vallejo Western Sprint Champion-ships .

THURSDAY, MAY 26: Academic Senate, 1616 Fine Arts, 4 p.m . FRIDAY, MAT 27: Hawaiian Luau sponsored by Mesa Court

parking lot. MONDAY, MAY 30: Memorial Day Holiday.

New-s Departm~l1t: Sheldon Keitel, M3.rsha Kapl;;;.n, Mary Ann Snaubelt, Jim Rausch, Lange ,./inc kl er.

Feature Mi tor: Ru th 1illn Stephensor Staff: Jo Ann .Ufred, Linda Mullen, Sharon Storm.

Miscellaneous ~itor: Jeff Moskow

Sports &iitor : Joe P1!rrucio Pa'.11 Ryan

Editorial Board: Geor:e Av1'ra, Brian B3.rnett, Don Hill, James Immel.

_\rt: Greg Blystone.

Business Department: David Usher - Chairman Ron Ridgle.

Photography: George Avera Jim Sullivan, Tom Slayback, Donna Campbell.

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revised document will be submitted~--------------------------------------------------------~------------------------------------.... ~ for the approve I of the student body within one week of the first election. (The editorial Board which, 1/2 of which is composed of constitution committee members, voted J. l on this issue).

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0 S .t d A ·1 23 th f b I UCI starting to work away ot the Bruin mar- Irvine's able coach, Duval Hecht, said,- ( 1.1 seconds) in the most excit-n a ur oy pri , e a u ous A II d " · h " crew not only brought its' seasons re- gi_n, _ond -the nteater crew pu e up to 1 If we lo~e another ro_ce,_ I hope we mg race t 1s year.

Irvine, and Loyola wo s cancel-led by OCC; Only Coast and Loyola

cord to two and one but upset top rank- within a half a boot-length. At about can lose with os much d1gn1ty os UCLA UCI also entered the varsity four ed UCLA in the pr~cess _ and on the 1750 meters, UCI caught UCLA and pro- did." He added, "The UCLA ra~sshell competition with Ron Schartz, UCI 1st boot: 8. Pete Jung, 7. P~t Skel-

will race.

B · • t M · D I R ceeded · to build up more than o half a were by for our best performances. We Sob Ernst, Jim Shadell, ond Stu ley, 6. ·Rick Farrell, 5. Paul Ryan, 4.. ruin . s own course o ar1no e oy. . . . . . - . . 1.

Both the first and second Anteater boots bo.at-length lead at the f1n1 sh of the showed d1sc1pl1ne and kept the pressure G~bson. Th_e Anteat~~s easil~ e _ 1- Walter Druff, 3. Burr Smith, 2. Don Burns, . . d I . , h. db 2000 meter race. on. minoted the_1r compet1t1on ~ w1nn1nq 1 Mike Glassey coxswain Boris Buzan. w~~\v1cto~1ous'. a~lJ~~1;~ stir dboat; In o carbon copy of the prelim, the The UCI crew finished off their by three boat lengths . UCI receiv- u'c1 2nd Boot: S. Ron SV.:ortz, 7. Dennis

; ic /ace again; h . ss~con ~a, UCLA fist boot built up o substanciol regular season with o win over ethd three trophies for their wins ot Etlan 6. Mike Kemp,5. Doug Green, 4. urine lbn °t lgooth sboh~indg f y runntrngf lead in the main event against UCl's five other schools at the San Diego e regatta . John 1Pinschmidt, 3. Stu Gibson, 2. Jeff

on Y a oa - eng e in or mos 0 . b b · · h · f R ' S d M 7 Th The frosh eight is now preparing · the race first oat y sustaining t e1r orty egatta on afvr ay, ay . e . . Jarvis, 1. LorryAmling, coxswain Schuy-

. . . . . stroke beat per minute. At the half Freshman eight oared shell turned for_ the West C?ast Sprint champion- ler Basset. UC I 3rd Boat: 8 Jeff Free-In the prel1m1nory race, which pitted k h I . th t in 0 clocking of 6·53.2-fastest of ships at Yalle10 on the 21st of May,

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UCl's second boat against the UCLA way mar ' t e rvine crew was re~ 0 the day for the 2000 meter course and coach Duvall Hecht is very man, · 1 . at ona e · im 0 ~' second stringer, the Bruins gained an four strokes under UCLA and closing. to down San Diego State, UCSB, optimistic about the crew ' s chan- 5. Bob Ernst, 4 . Bo~ Baumer, 3. T1_m early lead by overstrokin_g the Ant eaters At 1500 meters UCI started by the UCLA Santa Clara, St. Mary's, and their ces against Stanford, Cal, and Hogle, . 2. _Don Lo_om1 s, 1. Tom Bria, until the UCLANS were a boat length boat and proceeded to capture bet~er a rch rivals OCC. The Irvine oars- Oregon. coxswain Jim Sulliva n. ahead t t . t t H · b than a boat-leng th margin along with men trailed for about 1750 meters a wo minu es ou . owever, y h th h If k 1000 t I . , the race. of the race behind OCC, butt en The race previousl y scheduled L l ttle Black e a way mar , a me ers, rv1ne s h · b I b d kl . f When questioned about the race, pulled a ead to win y two men for Saturday May . 14 with OCC, ower _eat on spar 1 ng orm wer

A Look Into Balls I n May

The Future

BASKETBALL

"We hove about eight good prospects from our fre shmon team and a coup I e transfers, but I think we ore going to stick pretty much with what we hove." This is how coach Dan Rodg~s evalu-ates next years basketbol I team. Rodgers, who led his varsity hoopers to a victorious 15-11 season, went on to mention that he was very proud of the perf~rmance of the varsity squad. He was especially pleased with the per-formoncees of Dale Finney and Mark Nelson, the latter being the most valu-able player of the 65- 66 season.

The growth o f the Irvin sports depart-ment and its facilities is becoming very apparent on campus. The.lastest od-di tion is the project which consists of of six spanking brand new tennis courts and three . outdoor bosketbal I courts, but the · pride of the project is the new handbal I facility. According to Dr . Wayne Crawford, director of athl e-ti cs, "A great deal of planning and quite a bit of time are going into build-ing the handball courts . " Although not ready yet, the sleek modern silhouette

""UGI CREW OVERTAKING UCLA AT UCLA of the edifice which houses the courts

Rodger expectations for next year ore even higher, mainly because of the first year experience. Rodgers beli.eves that with one year of experience under their belt, the varsity will be ready to move on to bigger and better things. Along with this valuable experience, "The added depth of this years fine freshmen squad should help consider-

We owe loyalty to the players who did such a fine job for us this year."

Not only wi 11 the Irvine team show improvement, but the competition will also improve. Next year the Anteaters wi II hove to tangle with Long Beach State, San Diego State, Cal Western, and Nevada Southern. Cal Western was barely edged last year by the winner of the NAIA Basketball Tournament; Nevada Southern was a NCAA small school finalist. These teams ore ex-pected to be just as tough next year. It looks as though Rodger's squad hos their work cut out for them, and it should be on exciting season.

ably." He mentioned such freshmen ATHLETICS prospects as Mike Heckman, Nick Son- The UCI sports program is progress-den, and Dave Fauntes. Other players ing steadily to it's completion in about who have a good chance to make the 1971 when UCI players will hit the team next year are Jim Farley, Charlie gridiron. One con compare this program Brand, Eric Carlson, and Greg Gaylord. to the U.S. space program which is

carried out in a step by step basis. The only college transfer who is cer- Th· . .· . d basketball . . 1s year sw1mm1ng on .

tom to come toUCI next year is Darryl were the top attractions along with Milner who hails from Mount San An- crew, soiling, tennis, golf on~ ~ater­tonio. Rodgers feels that Milner will polo. According to Dr. Wayne Crawford, help with his experience at a guard po- "We chosebask,etball ~cause we wont-.. s·11 c ed to stir up enthusiasm on campus

s1t1on. The other prospe_ct, I onno- while holding to our limited budget. We ly from Long Beach City College, is knew that swimming would go aver big sti II on uncerto inty. in this area and attract a great many

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the tronsfers.' '...He went on to soy, "We The next project will be the building ore not out to do wholesale recruiting. of a baseball diamond and a track plus

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stands out above the swimming pool. 'six more tennis courts. This wili be EDITORIAL completed during the .68-69 school Crowford said that the courts would be

-year. This some year baseball will be ready for use hopefully by the middle added along with track to the intercol- of Moy. The delay is· due to the problem legiate competition. Also slated for Holy McCarlhyi"sm of the cement base that will go under completion in the near future will be

another gym and a fifty meter swim- the wood floor. It is necessary for the ming pool. This new gym will be used cement to be complet~ly dry · so that solely for team use, and Campus Hall the wood floor will not warp. When this will go on a full time basis for the stu- The UCI intramural prog_ram, bette~ is completed the courts will be ready dents, faculty, and intra.:nurals. As far known as theorgonization_forpan~ilied~ for use. as football is concerned, Crawford athleti~s, hos received quite a few The handball com lex consists of

0 stated, "We won't start footba II unti I complaints about the sports and the' . . . p . we are sure that this added expense rules concerning these games. main court with a gallery that will ac-wi II not hu.rt the present program. In footbo II, for example, any time comodote one hundred and fifty specta-Whi le I was at Riverside, we tried to a ball hits the grou~d it is ruled dead tors will view matches through a large start football in the second year and along with the game.Also those shame- I . d ..; :·ch separates the court it killed the other sports." Crawford ful quarterback sneaks ore denied; to g ossthwm olwl w 1 All ff . I t went on to soy, "We will also need a assuaae you the last two minutes ore from e go ery. 0 icia or ourn~­great deal of enthusiasm and porticipo- timea by NCAA rules . These measures ment games will be ployed on the main tion if we ore to have football. We will were token to protect the players from court. There aut"fiveother courts which hove to rely an the students and faculty body contact . Basketball was played on will be used for both handball and for the needed funds." a truncated court with running time h. When the courts open, there will

0 h ha that even allowed you to get off a squos . . . . ne t ing t t is very impressing couple of shots each quarter. These be a spec1f1c times for use. During the

about UCI sports program, even though measures were taken to cut down wear noon hour, the faculty and staff will we don't hove a big program at present, is that it is mopped out with all alter- and tear on the players. In softball, have precedence, in consideration of natives token in to consideration.And, well in t~e first place the object of their break period. From three to five

k h U the game 1 s not how many runs you can b · f just Ii et e .S. space program, we b t h "th th boll the courts will be on a reserve as1s or ·II d" I k · h score, u w o can p1 c e so wi progress .steo 1 Y. now.mg t at we that it wi II orbit around the moon. The all. During the rest of the day, all have occompl1shedqu1te a b1tandknow- boll b h f d · h t · I d f f t fl· ht s were oug t rom a oor to door courts ore free for use. ing w a 1s p onne or u ure 1g s. f . I d th ba U · d Th" 1. f II d d ·grope ru1t so esman, an e ts were Dr Crowford worked with the nite 1 s po tcy arms 0 we roun e pro- donated b the New ort ee wee · · · · · gam base for sports at UCI so that at I Tyh P P k · States Handball Assoc1at1on in planning th I · f th II · eogue. ese measures were to en

e comp eh on o e program a sports t I t k I f h"tt. the courts so that they will be of tourna-will be rolling successfully. no on Y 0 eep peop e rom 1. 1_ng I d the ball over the fence but from hitting ment status. UCI has area y sent an

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the ball at all. Now isn't it gallant invitation to the USHA for the national that all thes~ mea_su_res were token to tournament, and UCI is under considero-protect the porhctpants? Why not b C f d ts "t "They cancel those sports and replace them ti on ecause as row or pu I ,

with tiddly-winks and hop-scotch. will be the finest courts on the West Certainly, all that can happen is a Coast! UCl's fine handball courts,

_few skinned knees and sore cuticals. which will open in a few weeks, will And the officiating,_ is it for real? Al be the finest courts on the West Coast! Capone and the mafia could do a more UCI' f" · h db II t h"ch will

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Two rather grotesque human beings ...- from the ASl?c:;A and I want to help f\ man walks by jumping rope and read, His hair crinkles, as if in pain, and he one about forry,three years and eight you.', I say to get things scarred. ing TRUE CONFl :SS/ONS maga:inc . f\n keeps walking. · months, che ocher a liccle older ...- sat 'Blcch', says he, obviously unimprcss, hour passes. 1\n old man \\'ith a rni~a is 'Do you believe in God', I say, as contemplating chemselves and the ed, and cums his head. His face is now driving ir. The sign still says 'Oon'c Father '3capcgoacwould never forgivf me world, while remaining quite oblivious hidden except for his nose whic~ would \Valk'. I remark about the length of if I didn't try to convert him. co che world as it once was. ' be impossible to hide. _ time that the sign has said 'Don't \\'alk'. 'Not if I can help ir. The thought of

"Hark", said the young one, "I see a 'What ·are' you doing?', say I, 'riding He mumbles something about how every, dying and going ro heaven and seeing man, quite young, though not roo young, around like a well,craincd vagabond, thing is relative, fourch dimensional and you there makes me sick!', h·c answers riding a black mocorcycle, with black disturbing_ che sracus quo and miserable like char. His hair snat~s on his roc,nails. rather rudely. He 'gees off of his cycle leather boots and a white and pink jac, for chose like me who sic around and 'Don't you sometimes wonder what and pulls the hair our from the spokes kec." mind our own business.' people think about you?, l gucstion. and throws che hair around his _neck af,

"My word", said che older hag, "What 'I don' c bother anyone, so gee los c you 'Pc op le don't b?thcr to th ink, so why ter putting chine en knots in it and gets strange accire for a mocorcycle. Whac nosey old hag.' he answers. 'And be, ·bother to worry', he answers, the clichc back on his motorcycle and we continue are che pedals clothed in?" sides, I'm just sming aro-und !ming my combing ics way through his strai,ghr co walk. . Grimacing, the young brood (neither hair grow.' locks. · of chem being male:, by birch) remarked, 'Ugh, 'say I, as his hair reaches his '"1\h, bur aren't you a pcrson 1

', say I "No, no you cross eyed crustacean! waist and grabs for the public area, seccing a wcll,sct trap. The young man is dressed as I describ, · 'Why do you make yourself so noriccablc, 'Not that l know of', he answers,'al, ed; che motorcycle is wear.Ing a simple you diligent degenerate?' th.ough my father might have bc;n.' Ivy league suit and a paisley tie and 'Noticeable? I am only noticeable You ccrcamly arc an odd,fcllow, l knee length moccasins." when someone wants to notice me and say.

Seeing che error of her ways, the old _then it is a good thing to be noticed,, 'Hell, no, I don't belong to any clubs', bag uttered, "Oh, I see". in an unin, fulfillment and like that, you know.' he answers. telligible voice, resembling chat of We seem to have hit it off. We walk I ask ~im, '\\'~ac d? you chink of chc Gary c;ooper while in labor. "What else down the street hand in handle. \Ve pass w?r. 1~1 l\ansa~ Ctty? do you see·?", the old witch said ques, an Afghan Hound driving Ferrari and a .\\h1ch onc 1

, cionably. · bulldog driving a Jaquar. 'My, my, 'I /\ny of ·thcm. ,

"The man's hair reaches his ears and say, 'nor coo ofccn you sec thac son of rhcy arc great for necromancers , he is grabbing tor his shoulders.'' thing.' says, macccr,of,factly.

"Tch, tch- c;rime in the streets." 'Yes Ferrari's arc scarce', he mum, The li_ght changes to 'Walk' and he "What was I saying? Oh yes. [ am bles. ' gees on his bike. We reach the ocher

walking up co him I begin a conversa, We come to-an i c . . Th . .side and I say, liberally, 'Ir's no bcrrcr

'Well, if you don'c believe in God, then who do you rhink made you1,I say, nor giving up so easily.

'No one. I am still pure.', he answers. I am confused, but--l-don'c wane to show

it so I say, 'How admirable' and he says, 'We can't all be perfect' and we keep walking.

'What exaccly do you do, young man. I mean don't you have a purpose in life?. I say.

'Oh yes. I make 45¢ an hour mutilating rnM cards for Rand Corporacion,' he an, si:vers. 'And I save Raleigh coupons and blue chip scamps and rat poison. !hat's how I got chis here motorcycle.' he said, putting on an Excedrin accent for the folks back home.

cion. Here is how ic comes off: says 'Oon't '\:alk'n cl~seccw_n. f.f efshl~~ over here chan ic was over there. Let's 1 ' • .c gets o o ts b 1 • 'No, no, I mean an overall purpose, a

"What is your name young m_an. r ·am -~'}'ek and we sit down on a fire hydrant. go arn. reason for being alive', I clarify.

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'You obviously wane a deep perverted response.' he said, bowing his haid in prayer and mumbling,hail philosophy,in lower case letters,_.,_. and then he said, 'Oh. yes. I live to die. Oocsn'c every' one? I mean char' s why I smoke Ra· le ighs.' ·

I have struck a weak spot. 'What do you chink of Freud and ] ung?:

I say. 'I don't follow baseball', he answers He is not an intelleccual giant, I de

cermine. He lights a cigarme. He resemble

Mount Etna wich a nose, I think. He i an interesting man, so I ask him a moH rersonal question. 'What do you chink i wrong with America?, I say. . 'Too many people yelling 'jump' i crowded theatres', he answers.

The sun begins co set. The moon bf gin co sec. The mooT,J begins co rise. W keep on walking, not saying anychin , more and then he jumps on his cycle ani rides off into the moonrise."

"Quite an odd fellow", says the ol hag. "Yes." "Yes, bur he just mumbled somcchin

about noc seeing people like me, scuc his cigarette bur into a parking mm and raised his hands over his head an yelled 'J'.?ray for becrer rimes Noah , yot arc's hull is soluable in water and bot of your toadstools will -sink".

All focuity, staff and students ore cordially invited to attend the inaugu-ration of Chancellor Doniel G. Aldrich, Jr., at 10:00 o.m. , Friday, Moy 20, 1966, in Campus Hall. Dr. Francis Keppel, Assistant Secretory, Health Education and Welfare, will be the principal speaker, and will receive the LL.D. degree, the first hon.orory degree con-ferred by the University of California

The UCICA will hold a picnic, a~. the climax of this year's octi-vrt1es, Moy 21 at Irvine Park. One hundred UCI students have porti-ci~ ted in the program to teach one hundred children to rec'd and write. The children live in a poverty

College students or prospective stu-aents who missed the deooline for tak-ing one of three college qualification tests for student draft deferments wi 11 get a new chance during June.

4}The House of Terry Iii "L~rgest Selection of J~ Men's and Women's

- ~n the Irvine campus. All University activities will be suspended during this period of approximately an hour and a half, except in areas where essential services must be maintained.

For reserved seats, faculty and staff may pick up tickets for themselves and staff may pick up tickets for themselves and their spouses from the Chancellor's receptionist or the Personnel Office. Student Affairs Office. Tickets will be ovoi I able between Moy 9 and 13. The Regents of the University will be hold-ing meetings Moy 19 and 20 in the UCI Gallery. Regents Meetings are open to the pub I ic and UC I personnel and stu-dents are welcome to attend. Space, however, is limited.

Members of UCI ore also invited to the lnau~ural Ball to be held in Campus Holl from 9:00 p.m. to 12:00 p.m. Fri-day, May 20. Tickets, which may be ob-tained from Mrs. Hal I Lehman, Newport Beach, are $10.00 a couple. Student tickets ore $5.00 per couple, and ore available from the Activities Office.

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. The applicants for participation in the study abroad program are required to have at least a B grade point overage and proficiency in the language of the country to which they will be sent.

Each candidate was interviewed by the faculty committee and the selections were mode on the basis of the student's academic reason for wanting to attend a foreign university and his past scho-lastic achievements.

UCI students· selected for the pro-gram, are: Douglas Andorka, France; Robert Boyd, Spain; Elizabeth Roystone, Germany; Heidi Richardson, Germany; Dale Hiltgen, Japan; James Wilson, Cc?lombia; Michael Harf'is, Scotland;

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