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APPLE IS EVIL

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1st: The chief of this Evil Institute: Steve Satan Jobs! Be careful: this guy is mad, dangerous, and powerful!!!

Steven Paul Jobs (born February 24, 1955) is the co-founder and CEO of Apple. So he created, with his mate Steve Wozniak, the Evil gate to Earth: Apple.

•He earns only 1$ per month…

•But! He owns million $ of Apple stock-options, he is also the biggest Disney’s shareholder with 7% of the company’s stocks!

•And however, he steals!!!Stock options scandalIn 2001, Steve Jobs was granted stock options in the amount of 7,500,000 shares of Apple with an exercise price of US$18.30, which allegedly should have been US$21.10, thereby incurring taxable income of $20,000,000 that he did not report as income.

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Steve Jobs has a Syrian father, Abdulfattah John Jandali, and an American mother, Joanne Carole Schieble. He’s been adopted by Paul Jobs et Clara Jobs, living in Mountain View,

California just after his birth. And one more time, Apple is involved in scandals!

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From Syria Comment, on joshualandis.com:

Syrian Corruption Hits Prime Time Monday, October 30th, 2006The following news item about corruption in Syria will stand next to Makhlouf's Syriatel scandal. Muhammad Hamsho is an old friend of Bashar's. He was, and may still be

the Apple Macintosh agent in Syria, which is probably how he became Bashar's friend. They used to go jet skiing together on the Latakia coast during the days that Bashar al-Asad was better known as Mr. Computer. Hamsho's wife is a muhajiba and he comes from a Sunni family, but he has already been arrested and released for shady dealings, despite the fact that he is a deputy in parliament. According to Ammar Abdulhamid, his businesses are known to act as a front for the President's Brother, Maher, who will probably be the real person behind the new "private" TV station. La plus ca change….

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2nd: The hell’s gates – Apple is everywhere…The demon’s headquarter, in the infinite loop street,

in Cupertino, California

(California, you know, the state

ruled by an actor! An foreign actor! A

Austrian! The German-allied during

the war…)

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The gate wide open to hell, right in New

York…

The biggest opening to

human despite, in the world ugliest

city, with many

murders, and violence acts!

California – Cartman and his pals:

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NEW YORK!

Its high crime rate, its gangs,

its violence, and the biggest

Apple Store of the

World, at the 5th.

Can’t you see any

link?

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3rd: Apple trying to conquer the world, by creating mutant animals! The case of the dogcow:

This is Clarus, a dogcow artificially

created by Apple, to conquer the world.

It does pollute your printers, and you don’t

even imagine where this abomination

comes from!!!

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4th: The Devil’s tools!

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1984 Apple's Macintosh Commercial:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYecfV3ubP8

WARNING: There is no link between MAC and Mac Giver. Angus Mac Giver is a good man. A Macintosh is a bad machine…

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Apple Ad about this horror:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c90x5724o1U

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BEFORE : Apple had relations with IBM, they lived together, and had a

lot of children… DISGUSTING!

AFTER : Intel betrayed us all!(but I prefer to think they just want to destroy Apple from the inside…)

A TRAGIC MOMENT IN MANY PEOPLE’S LIFE:INTEL’S BETRAYAL…

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$ 999for an

iPhone ?!?It makes me “iphonic”…

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But, even nowadays, all the Apple’s products are comparable to this:

The incredible Apple 1!

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5th : Apple associated with devil’s henchmen

Isn’t a link between this nice photographer program, and the firm which tried to kill innocent people, throwing them into a fire, after having tortured them. Captain Obvious, you’re needed!!!

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6th: Apple and the commercials

1984 Apple's Macintosh Commercialhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYecfV3ubP8

Everyone likes Apple Computers, even Bill Gates!!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvskEGWMLp4

Get a Mac - Vista Vs Mac - Security - New Mac Addhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuqZ8AqmLPY

HAL 9000 Apple adhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHJkAYdT7qo

Apple Adhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c90x5724o1U

iPod Touch Ad - Nick Haleyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKQUZPqDZb0

Mr. Bean apple adhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_FskUkh-VE

Apple Mac Ad: "Work vs. Home"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot9Jp6-mB-8

Kevin Costner in Apple adhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj2A0LybwPA

15 short Ads = Apple Mac Guy -VS- PC Guyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7ReS_ur4KcA

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7th: The truth about Kevin Costner…

•Costner was born in Lynwood, California•While in college, Costner was a member of Delta Chi fraternity, where he met another Portuguese student, Cindy Silva.•Costner owns 93.5% of the "Midnight Star" casino in Deadwood, South Dakota.•Costner was registered as a Republican until the 1996 election, when he changed his registration to Independent. He supported Democratic candidates in the 1992, 1996, 2000, and 2004 Presidential elections; however, he still prefers to be known as a "conservative".

•In October 2004, a hotel employee complained that Costner had performed a lewd act while she was attempting to massage him.

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Conclusion: A Pool is dangerous! People are dying, and nobody blames A Pool…

You can drown in A Pool…

Save lives, say no to A Pool!

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BILL is proud…

So he makes fun about the iPhone…

What a genius, I love him, I love Microsoft, even if I try to be always honest about its

competition ;)