jessica. hello and welcome to australias funniest national treasures, im your host old mcdonald....
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AUSTRALIA’S FUNNIEST NATIONAL TREASURES
Jessica
OLD MCDONALD
Hello and welcome to Australia’s Funniest national
treasures, I’m your host Old
McDonald.These are our
contestants for tonight…
Old Man Emu
MR. KANGAROO
And Fred
OLD MCDONALD
Q1) Who is your best friend?
OLD MAN EMU
DUST OF
COURSE!
MR. KANGAROO
Well I Like Mr.
Hugglebottom
OLD MCDONALD
All right next is…
FRED
Wait! You forgot me!
OLD MCDONALD
Who said that
?
FRED
Me, Fred.My best friend is work, I worked to get in this show and I’ll work to get out!
OLD MCDONALD
This guy is crazy, any way back to the show.Q2) What do you do in your free time?
OLD MAN EMU
I challeng
e a kangaroo to a race
!
MR. KANGAROO
I am challenged by Old
Man Emu
FRED
I don’t have free time
OLD MCDONALD
Okaaaay theeen,
Q3) Who is your queen?
OLD MAN EMU
My queen is my best friend…
D
U
S
T
MR. KANGAROO
I don’t have a queen!
FRED
Queen Rosemary! I live for her
OLD MCDONALD
Q4) Why should you be a national treasure?
OLD MAN EMU
Well I can’t fly but I’m telling you, I can run the pants off a kangaroo
MR. KANGAROO
Well I’m on
the coat of arms!
FRED
I keep everything tidy!
OLD MCDONALD
Q5) Who convinced you to come here?
OLD MAN EMU
My fans
MR. KANGAROO
Tom, my Joey
FRED
I decided to come here of my own accord! I just think ants deserve a little respect!
OLD MCDONALD
You may now vote!
Fred Mr. Kangaroo
Old Man Emu
3 % 7 %
90 %
Old Man Emu Fred
Mr. Kangaroo
7 %
90 %
3 %
Mr. Kangaroo Old Man Emu
Fred
90 %
7 %3 %
Fred Mr. Kangaroo
Old Man Emu
3 % 7 %
90 %
Old Man Emu Fred
Mr. Kangaroo
7 %
90 %
3 %
Mr. Kangaroo Old Man Emu
Fred
90 %
7 %3 %
OLD MCDONALD
Well that’s it folks Fred is our winner! See you next time on Australia’s funniest National Treasures.
And a special thanks to Old Man Emu, Mr. Kangaroo, Old
McDonald And of course Fred!