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JILLTHERECKLESS
BY
P.G.WODEHOUSE
HERBERTJENKINSLIMITED
3DUKEOFYORKSTREET
ST.JAMES'S,LONDON,S.W.1
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BLESSHER
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CONTENTS
CHAPTER
I.THEFAMILYCURSEII.THEFIRSTNIGHTATTHELEICESTERIII.JILLANDTHEUNKNOWNESCAPEIV.THELASTOFTHEROOKESTAKESAHANDV.LADYUNDERHILLRECEIVESASHOCKVI.UNCLECHRISBANGSTHETABLEVII.JILLCATCHESTHE10.10VIII.THEDRY-SALTERSWINGDEREKIX.JILLINSEARCHOFANUNCLE
X.JILLIGNORESAUTHORITYXI.MR.PILKINGTON'SLOVELIGHTXII.UNCLECHRISBORROWSAFLATXIII.THEAMBASSADORARRIVESXIV.MR.GOBLEMAKESTHEBIGNOISEXV.JILLEXPLAINSXVI.MR.GOBLEPLAYSWITHFATEXVII.THECOSTOFAROWXVIII.JILLRECEIVESNOTICEXIX.MRS.PEAGRIMBURNSINCENSEXX.DEREKLOSESONEBIRDANDSECURESANOTHERXXI.WALLYMASONLEARNSANEWEXERCISE
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JILLTHERECKLESS
CHAPTERI
THEFAMILYCURSE
I
FreddieRookegazedcoldlyatthebreakfast-table.Throughagleamingeye-glassheinspectedtherevoltingobjectwhichBarker,hisfaithfulman,hadplacedonaplatebeforehim.
"Barker!"Hisvoicehadaringofpain.
"Sir?"
"What'sthis?"
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"Poachedegg,sir."
Freddieavertedhiseyeswithasilentshudder.
"Itlooksjustlikeanoldauntofmine,"hesaid."Removeit!"
Hegotup,and,wrappinghisdressing-gownabouthislonglegs,tookupastandinfrontofthefireplace.Fromthispositionhesurveyedtheroom,hisshouldersagainstthemantelpiece,hiscalvespressingtheclubfender.Itwasacheerfuloasisinachillandfoggyworld,atypicalLondonbachelor'sbreakfast-room.Thewallswerearestfulgrey,andthetable,setfortwo,acomfortablearrangementinwhiteandsilver.
"Eggs,Barker,"saidFreddiesolemnly,"aretheacidtest!"
"Yes,sir?"
"If,onthemorningafter,youcantackleapoachedegg,youareallright.Ifnot,not.Anddon'tletanybodytellyouotherwise."
"No,sir."
Freddiepressedthepalmofhishandtohisbrow,andsighed.
"Itwouldseem,then,thatImusthaverevelledatriflewhole-heartedlylastnight.Iwaspossiblyalittleblotto.Notwhiffled,perhaps,butindisputablyblotto.DidImakemuchnoisecomingin?"
"No,sir.Youwereveryquiet."
"Ah!Adashedbadsign!"
Freddiemovedtothetable,andpouredhimselfacupofcoffee.
"Thecreamjugistoyourright,sir,"saidthehelpfulBarker.
"Letitremainthere._Cafénoir_formethismorning.As_noir_asitcanjollywellstick!"Freddieretiredtothefireplaceandsippeddelicately."AsfarasIcanremember,itwasRonnyDevereux'birthdayorsomething...."
"Mr.Martyn's,Ithinkyousaid,sir."
"That'sright.AlgyMartyn'sbirthday,andRonnyandIweretheguests.Itallcomesbacktome.IwantedDerektorollalongandjointhefestivities--he'snevermetRonny--buthegaveitamiss.Quiteright!Achapinhispositionhasresponsibilities.Memberof
Parliamentandallthat.Besides,"saidFreddieearnestly,drivinghomethepointwithawaveofhisspoon,"he'sengagedtobemarried.Youmustrememberthat,Barker!"
"Iwillendeavourto,sir."
"Sometimes,"saidFreddiedreamily,"IwishIwereengagedtobemarried.SometimesIwishIhadsomesweetgirltowatchovermeand....No,Idon't,byJove.Itwouldgivemetheutterpip!IsSirDerekupyet,Barker?"
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"Gettingup,sir."
"Seethateverythingisallright,willyou?Imeanasregardsthefood-stuffsandwhatnot.Iwanthimtomakeagoodbreakfast.He'sgottomeethismotherthismorningatCharingCross.She'sleggingitbackfromtheRiviera."
"Indeed,sir?"
Freddieshookhishead.
"Youwouldn'tspeakinthatlight,carelesstoneifyouknewher!Well,you'llseeherto-night.She'scomingheretodinner."
"Yes,sir."
"MissMarinerwillbehere,too.Afoursome.TellMrs.Barkertopulluphersocksandgiveussomethingprettyripe.Soup,fish,allthatsortofthing._She_knows.Andlet'shaveastoupofmalvoisiefromtheoldestbin.Thisisaspecialoccasion!"
"HerladyshipwillbemeetingMissMarinerforthefirsttime,sir?"
"You'veputyourfingeronit!Absolutelythefirsttimeonthisoranystage!Wemustallrallyroundandmakethethingasuccess."
"IamsureMrs.Barkerwillstraineverynerve,sir."Barkermovedtothedoor,carryingtherejectedegg,andsteppedasidetoallowatall,well-builtmanofaboutthirtytoenter."Goodmorning,SirDerek."
"Morning,Barker."
Barkerslidsoftlyfromtheroom.DerekUnderhillsatdownatthetable.Hewasastrikinglyhandsomeman,withastrong,forcefulface,dark,leanandcleanlyshaven.Hewasoneofthosemenwhomastranger
wouldinstinctivelypickoutofacrowdasworthyofnote.Hisonlydefectwasthathisheavyeyebrowsgavehimattimesanexpressionwhichwasalittleforbidding.Women,however,hadneverbeenrepelledbyit.Hewasverypopularwithwomen,notquitesopopularwithmen--alwaysexceptingFreddieRooke,whoworshippedhim.Theyhadbeenatschooltogether,thoughFreddiewastheyoungerbyseveralyears.
"Finished,Freddie?"askedDerek.
Freddiesmiledwanly.
"Wearenotbreakfastingthismorning,"hereplied."Thespiritwaswilling,butthejollyoldfleshwouldhavenoneofit.Tobe
perfectlyfrank,theLastoftheRookeshasabitofahead."
"Ass!"saidDerek.
"Abitofsympathy,"saidFreddie,pained,"wouldnotbeoutofplace.Wearefarfromwell.Somepersonunknownhasputathreshing-machineinsidetheoldbeanandsubstitutedapieceofbrownpaperforourtongue.Thingslookdarkandyellowandwobbly!"
"Youshouldn'thaveoverdoneitlastnight."
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"ItwasAlgyMartyn'sbirthday,"pleadedFreddie.
"IfIwereanasslikeAlgyMartyn,"saidDerek,"Iwouldn'tgoaboutadvertisingthefactthatI'dbeenborn.I'dhushitup!"
Hehelpedhimselftoaplentifulportionofkedgeree,Freddiewatchinghimwithrepulsionmingledwithenvy.Whenhebegantoeatthespectaclebecametoopoignantforthesufferer,andhewanderedtothewindow.
"Whatabeastofaday!"
Itwasanappallingday.January,thatgrimmonth,wastreatingLondonwithitsusualseverity.Earlyinthemorningabankoffoghadrolledupofftheriver,andwasdeepeningfrompearlywhitetoaluridbrown.Itpressedonthewindow-panelikeablanket,leavingdark,damprivuletsontheglass.
"Awful!"saidDerek,
"Yourmater'strainwillbelate."
"Yes.Damnednuisance.It'sbadenoughmeetingtrainsinanycase,
withouthavingtohangaboutadraughtystationforanhour."
"Andit'ssure,Ishouldimagine,"wentonFreddie,pursuinghistrainofthought,"tomakethedearoldthingprettytolerablyratty,ifshehasoneofthoseslowjourneys."Hepotteredbacktothefireplace,andrubbedhisshouldersreflectivelyagainstthemantelpiece."ItakeitthatyouwrotetoheraboutJill?"
"Ofcourse.That'swhyshe'scomingover,Isuppose.Bytheway,yougotthoseseatsforthattheatreto-night?"
"Yes.Threetogetherandonesomewhereontheoutskirts.Ifit'sall
thesametoyou,oldthing,I'llhavetheoneontheoutskirts."
Derek,whohadfinishedhiskedgereeandwasnowmakinghimselfablotonFreddie'shorizonwithtoastandmarmalade,laughed.
"Whatarabbityouare,Freddie!Whyonearthareyousoafraidofmother?"
FreddielookedathimasatimidyoungsquiremighthavegazeduponSt.Georgewhenthelattersetouttodobattlewiththedragon.Hewasoftheamiabletypewhichmakesheroesofitsfriends.IntheolddayswhenhehadfaggedforhimatWinchesterhehadthoughtDerekthemostwonderfulpersonintheworld,andthisviewhestillretained.
Indeed,subsequenteventshadstrengthenedit.Derekhaddonethemostamazingthingssinceleavingschool.HehadhadabrilliantcareeratOxford,andnow,intheHouseofCommons,wasalreadylookeduponbytheleadersofhispartyasonetobewatchedandencouraged.Heplayedpolosuperlativelywell,andwasafineshot.ButofallhisgiftsandqualitiestheonethatextortedFreddie'sadmirationinitsintensestformwashislion-likecourageasexemplifiedbyhisbehaviourinthepresentcrisis.Therehesat,placidlyeatingtoastandmarmalade,whiletheboat-traincontainingLadyUnderhillalreadyspedonitswayfromDovertoLondon.ItwaslikeDrakeplayingbowls
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withtheSpanishArmadainsight.
"IwishIhadyournerve!"hesaidawed."WhatIshouldbefeeling,ifIwereinyourplaceandhadtomeetyourmateraftertellingherthatIwasengagedtomarryagirlshehadneverseen,Idon'tknow.I'dratherfaceawoundedtiger!"
"Idiot!"saidDerekplacidly.
"Not,"pursuedFreddie,"thatImeantosayanythingintheleastderogatoryandsoforthtoyourjollyoldmater,ifyouunderstandme,butthefactremainsshescaresmepallid.Alwayshas,eversincethefirsttimeIwenttostayatyourplacewhenIwasakid.IcanstillremembercatchinghereyethemorningIhappenedbypurechancetobunganapplethroughherbedroomwindow,meaningtoletacatonthesillbelowhaveitintheshortribs.Shewasatleastthirtyfeetaway,but,byJove,itstoppedmelikeabullet!"
"Pushthebell,oldman,willyou?Iwantsomemoretoast."
Freddiedidashewasrequested,withgrowingadmiration.
"Thecondemnedmanmadeanexcellentbreakfast,"hemurmured."Moretoast,Barker,"headded,asthatadmirableservitoropenedthedoor.
"Gallant!That'swhatIcallit.Gallant!"
Derektiltedhischairback.
"MotherissuretolikeJillwhensheseesher,"hesaid.
"_When_sheseesher!Ah!Butthetroubleis,youngfeller-me-lad,thatshe_hasn't_seenher!That'stheweakspotinyourcase,oldcompanion.Amonthagoshedidn'tknowofJill'sexistence.Now,youknowandIknowthatJillisoneofthebestandbrightest.Asfarasweareconcerned,everythinginthegoodoldgardenislovely.Why,dashit,JillandIwerechildrentogether.Sportedsidebysideonthegreen,andwhatnot.IrememberJill,whenshewastwelve,turning
thegardenhoseonmeandknockingaboutseventy-fivepercentoffthemarketvalueofmybestSundaysuit.Thatsortofthingformsabond,youknow,andI'vealwaysfeltthatshewasacorker.Butyourmater'sgottodiscoveritforherself.It'sadashedpity,byJove,thatJillhasn'tafatheroramotherorsomethingofthatspeciestorallyroundjustnow.Theywouldformagang.There'snothinglikeagang!Butshe'sonlygotthatolduncleofhers.Arummybird.Methim?"
"Severaltimes.Ilikehim."
"Oh,he'sagenialoldbuckallright.Averybonhomouslad.Butyouhearsomeprettyqueerstoriesabouthimifyougetamongpeoplewho
knewhimintheolddays.EvennowI'mnotsodashedsureIshouldcaretoplaycardswithhim.YoungThreepwoodwastellingmeonlytheotherdaythattheoldboytookthirtyquidoffhimatpicquetascleanasawhistle.AndJimmyMonroe,who'sontheStockExchange,sayshe'sfrightfullybusythesetimesbuyingmarginsorwhateveritischappiesdodownintheCity.Margins.That'stheword.JimmymademebuysomemyselfonathingcalledAmalgamatedDyes.Idon'tunderstandtheprocedureexactly,butJimmysaysit'sasoundeggandwilldomeabitofgood.WhatwasItalkingabout?Oh,yes,oldSelby.There'snodoubthe'squiteasportsman.Buttillyou'vegot
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Jillwellestablished,youknow,Ishouldn'tenlargeonhimtoomuchwiththemater."
"Onthecontrary,"saidDerek,"Ishallmentionhimatthefirstopportunity.HeknewmyfatheroutinIndia."
"Didhe,byJove!Oh,well,thatmakesadifference."
Barkerenteredwiththetoast,andDerekresumedhisbreakfast.
"Itmaybealittlebitawkward,"hesaid,"atfirst,meetingmother.Buteverythingwillbeallrightafterfiveminutes."
"Absolutely!But,oh,boy!thatfirstfiveminutes!"Freddiegazedportentouslythroughhiseye-glass.Thenheseemedtobeundergoingsomeinternalstruggle,forhegulpedonceortwice."Thatfirstfiveminutes!"hesaid,andpausedagain.Amoment'ssilentself-communion,andhewentonwitharush."Isay,listen.ShallIcomealong,too?"
"Comealong?"
"Tothestation.Withyou."
"Whatonearthfor?"
"Toseeyouthroughtheopeningstages.Breaktheice,andallthatsortofthing.Nothinglikecollectingagang,youknow.Momentswhenafellerneedsafriendandsoforth.Saytheword,andI'llbuzzalongandlendmymoralsupport."
Derek'sheavyeyebrowsclosedtogetherinanoffendedfrown,andseemedtodarkenhiswholeface.Thisunsolicitedofferofassistancehurthisdignity.Heshowedatouchofthepetulancewhichcamenowandthenwhenhewasannoyed,tosuggestthathemightnotpossesssostrongacharacterashisexteriorindicated.
"It'sverykindofyou,"hebeganstiffly.
Freddienodded.Hewasacutelyconsciousofthishimself.
"Somefellows,"heobserved,"wouldsay'Notatall!'Isuppose.ButnottheLastoftheRookes!For,honestly,oldman,betweenourselves,Idon'tmindadmittingthatthisisthebravestdeedoftheyear,andI'mdashedifIwoulddoitforanyoneelse."
"It'sverygoodofyou,Freddie...."
"That'sallright.I'maBoyScout,andthisismyactofkindnessforto-day."
Derekgotupfromthetable.
"Ofcourseyoumustn'tcome,"hesaid."Wecan'tformasortofdebatingsocietytodiscussJillontheplatformatCharingCross."
"Oh,Iwouldjusthangaroundintheoffing,shovinginanoccasionaltactfulword."
"Nonsense!"
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"Thewheezewouldsimplybeto...."
"It'simpossible."
"Oh,verywell,"saidFreddie,damped."Justasyousay,ofcourse.Butthere'snothinglikeagang,oldson,nothinglikeagang!"
II
DerekUnderhillthrewdownthestumpofhiscigar,andgruntedirritably.InsideCharingCrossStationbusinesswasproceedingasusual.Porterswheelingbaggage-trucksmovedtoandfrolikeJuggernauts.Belatedtrainsclankedin,gladtogethome,whileothers,lessfortunate,creptreluctantlyoutthroughtheblacknessanddisappearedintoaninfernoofdetonatingfog-signals.Foroutsidethefogstillheld.Theairwascoldandrawandtastedcoppery.Inthestreettrafficmovedatafuneralpace,totheaccompanimentofhoarsecriesandoccasionalcrashes.Oncethesunhadworkeditswaythroughthemurkandhadhungintheskylikeagreatredorange,butnowallwasdarknessanddiscomfortagain,blendedwiththatoddsuggestionofmysteryandromancewhichisaLondonfog'sonlyredeemingquality.
ThefogandthewaitinghadhadtheireffectuponDerek.TheresolutefronthehadexhibitedtoFreddieatthebreakfast-tablehadmeltedsincehisarrivalatthestation,andhewasfeelingnervousattheprospectofthemeetingthatlaybeforehim.CalmashehadappearedtotheeyeofFreddieandbravelyashehadspoken,Derek,intherecessesofhisheart,wasafraidofhismother.Therearemen--andDerekUnderhillwasoneofthem--whoneverwhollyemergefromthenursery.Theymayputawaychildishthingsandriseintheworldtoaffluenceandsuccess,butthehandthatrockedtheircradlestillrulestheirlives.
Derekturnedtobeginonemorewalkalongtheplatform,andstoppedinmid-stride,raging.Beamingoverthecollarofaplaidgreatcoat,all
helpfulnessanddevotion,FreddieRookewasadvancingtowardshim,thefriendthatstickethcloserthanabrother.Likesomelovingdog,who,orderedhomesneakssoftlyonthroughalleysandby-ways,peepingroundcornersandcrouchingbehindlamp-posts,thefaithfulFreddiehadfollowedhimafterall.Andwithhim,toaddthelasttouchtoDerek'sdiscomfiture,werethosetwoinseparablealliesofhis,RonnyDevereuxandAlgyMartyn.
"Well,oldthing,"saidFreddie,pattingDerekencouraginglyontheshoulder,"hereweareafterall!Iknowyoutoldmenottorollroundandsoforth,butIknewyoudidn'tmeanit.Ithoughtitoverafteryouhadleft,anddecideditwouldbearottentricknottoclusteraboutyouinyourhourofneed.Ihopeyoudon'tmindRonnyandAlgy
breezingalongtoo.Thefactis,Iwasinthedeuceofafunk--yourjollyoldmateralwaysratherparalysesmynerve-centres,youknow--soIropedthemin.Met'eminPiccadilly,gropingaboutfortheclub,andconscripted'emboth,theyverydecentlyconsenting.Wealltoddledoffandhadapick-me-upatthatchemistchappie'satthetopoftheHay-market,andnowwe'refeelingfullofbeansandbuck,readyforanything.I'veexplainedthewholethingtothem,andthey'rewithyoutothedeath!Collectagang,dearboy,collectagang!That'sthemotto.There'snothinglikeit!"
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"Nothing!"saidRonny.
"Absolutelynothing!"saidAlgy.
"We'lljustseeyouthroughtheopeningstages,"saidFreddie,"andthenlegit.We'llkeeptheconversationgeneralyouknow."
"Stopitgettingintopainfulchannels,"saidRonny.
"Steeritclear,"saidAlgy,"ofthetouchytopic."
"That'sthewheeze,"saidFreddie."We'll...Oh,golly!There'sthetraincominginnow!"Hisvoicequavered,fornoteventhecomfortingpresenceofhistwoalliescouldaltogethersustainhiminthisordeal.Buthepulledhimselftogetherwithamanfuleffort."Stickit,oldbeans!"hesaiddoughtily."Nowisthetimeforallgoodmentocometotheaidoftheparty!"
"We'rehere!"saidRonnyDevereux.
"Onthespot!"saidAlgyMartyn.
III
Theboat-trainslidintothestation.Bellsrang,enginesblewoffsteam,portersshouted,baggage-trucksrattledovertheplatform.Thetrainbegantogiveupitscontents,nowinonesandtwos,nowinasteadystream.Mostofthetravellersseemedlimpandexhausted,andwerepalewiththepallorthatcomesofachoppyChannelcrossing.Almosttheonlyexceptiontothegeneralconditionofcollapsewastheeagle-facedladyinthebrownulster,whohadtakenupherstandinthemiddleoftheplatformandwasharanguingasubduedlittlemaidinavoicethatcutthegloomyairlikeasteelknife.Liketheothertravellers,shewaspale,butsheboreupresolutely.NoonecouldhavetoldfromLadyUnderhill'sdemeanourthatthesolidplatformseemedtoheavebeneathherfeetlikeadeck.
Derekapproached,acutelyconsciousofFreddie,Ronny,andAlgy,whowereskirmishingabouthisflank.
"Well,mother!Sothereyouareatlast!"
"Well,Derek!"
Derekkissedhismother.Freddie,Ronny,andAlgyshuffledcloser,likeleopards.Freddie,withtheexpressionofonewholeadsaforlornhope,movedhisAdam'sapplebrisklyupanddownseveraltimes,andspoke.
"Howdoyoudo,LadyUnderhill?"
"Howdoyoudo,Mr.Rooke?"
LadyUnderhillbowedstifflyandwithoutpleasure.ShewasnotfondoftheLastoftheRookes.ShesupposedtheAlmightyhadhadsomewisepurposeincreatingFreddie,butithadalwaysbeeninscrutabletoher.
"Likeyou,"mumbledFreddie,"tomeetmyfriends.LadyUnderhill.Mr.
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Devereux."
"Charmed,"saidRonnyaffably.
"Mr.Martyn."
"Delighted,"saidAlgywithold-worldcourtesy.
LadyUnderhillregardedthismob-scenewithaneyeofice.
"Howdoyoudo?"shesaid."Haveyoucometomeetsomebody?"
"I--er--we--er--why--er--"ThiswomanalwaysmadeFreddiefeelasifhewerebeingdisembowelledbysomeclumsyamateur.HewishedthathehaddefiedthedictatesofhisbetternatureandremainedinhissnugroomsattheAlbany,allowingDerektogothroughthisbusinessbyhimself."I--er--we--er--cametomeet_you_,don'tyouknow!"
"Indeed!Thatwasverykindofyou!"
"Oh,notatall."
"Thoughtwe'dwelcomeyoubacktotheoldhomestead,"saidRonnybeaming.
"Whatcouldbesweeter?"saidAlgy.Heproducedacigar-case,andextractedaformidabletorpedo-shapedHavana.Hewasfeelingdelightfullyathisease,andcouldn'tunderstandwhyFreddiehadmadesuchafussaboutmeetingthisniceoldlady."Don'tmindifIsmoke,doyou?Air'sabitrawto-day.Getsintothelungs."
Derekchafedimpotently.Theseunsoughtalliesweremakingadifficultsituationathousandtimesworse.AmoreacuteobserverthanyoungMr.Martyn,henotedthetightlinesabouthismother'smouthandknewthemforthedanger-signaltheywere.Endeavouringtodistractherwithlightconversation,heselectedasubjectwhichwasalittleunfortunate.
"Whatsortofcrossingdidyouhave,mother?"
LadyUnderhillwinced.AcurrentofairhadsenttheperfumeofAlgy'scigarplayingabouthernostrils.Sheclosedhereyes,andherfaceturnedashadepaler.Freddie,observingthis,feltquitesorryforthepooroldthing.Shewasapestandapotofpoison,ofcourse,butallthesame,hereflectedcharitably,itwasashamethatsheshouldlooksogreenaboutthegills.Hecametotheconclusionthatshemustbehungry.Thethingtodowastotakehermindoffittillshecouldbeconductedtoarestaurantanddumpeddowninfrontofabowlofsoup.
"Bitchoppy,Isuppose,what?"hebellowed,inavoicethatranupanddownLadyUnderhill'snervoussystemlikeanelectricneedle."IwasafraidyouweregoingtohaveaprettyroughtimeofitwhenIreadtheforecastinthepaper.Thegoodoldboatwobbledabit,eh?"
LadyUnderhillutteredafaintmoan.Freddienoticedthatshewaslookingdeucedlychippy,evenchippierthanamomentago.
"It'sanextraordinarythingaboutthatChannelcrossing,"saidAlgyMartynmeditatively,ashepuffedarefreshingcloud."I'veknown
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fellowswhocouldtravelquitehappilyeverywhereelseintheworld--roundtheHorninsailing-shipsandallthatsortofthing--yielduptheirimmortalsoulcrossingtheChannel!Absolutelyyielduptheirimmortalsoul!Don'tknowwhy.Rummy,butthereitis!"
"I'mlikethatmyself,"assentedRonnyDevereux."ThatdashedtripfromCalaisgetsmeeverytime.Bowlsmerightover.Igoaboard,stokedtotheeyebrowswithsea-sickremedies,swearingthatthistimeI'llfool'em,butdownIgotenminutesafterwe'vestartedandthenextthingIknowissomebodysaying,'Well,well!SothisisDover!'"
"It'sexactlythesamewithme,"saidFreddie,delightedwiththesmooth,easywaytheconversationwasflowing."Whetherit'sthehot,greasysmelloftheengines...."
"It'snottheengines,"contendedRonnyDevereux."Standstoreasonitcan'tbe.Iratherlikethesmellofengines.Thisstationisreekingwiththesmellofengine-grease,andIcandrinkitinandenjoyit."Hesniffed,luxuriantly."It'ssomethingelse."
"Ronny'sright,"saidAlgycordially."Itisn'ttheengines.It'sthewaytheboatheavesupanddownandupanddownandupanddown...."HeshiftedhiscigartohislefthandinordertogivewithhisrightaspiritedillustrationofaChannelsteamergoingupanddownandup
anddownandupanddown.LadyUnderhill,whohadopenedhereyes,hadanexcellentviewoftheperformance,andclosedhereyesagainquickly.
"Bequiet!"shesnapped.
"Iwasonlysaying...."
"Bequiet!"
"Oh,rather!"
LadyUnderhillwrestledwithherself.Shewasawomanofgreat
will-powerandaccustomedtotriumphovertheweaknessesoftheflesh.Afterawhilehereyesopened.Shehadforcedherself,againsttheevidenceofhersenses,torecognizethatthiswasaplatformonwhichshestoodandnotadeck.
Therewasapause.Algy,damped,wastemporarilyoutofaction,andhisfriendshadforthemomentnothingtoremark.
"I'mafraidyouhadatryingjourney,mother,"saidDerek."Thetrainwasverylate."
"Now,_train_-sickness,"saidAlgy,comingtothesurfaceagain,"isathinglotsofpeoplesufferfrom.Nevercouldunderstanditmyself."
"I'veneverhadatouchoftrain-sickness,"saidRonny.
"Oh,Ihave,"saidFreddie."I'veoftenfeltrottenonatrain.Igetfloatingspotsinfrontofmyeyesandasortofheavingsensation,andeverythingkindofgoesblack...."
"Mr.Rooke!"
"Eh?"
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"Ishouldbegreatlyobligedifyouwouldkeepthoseconfidencesfortheearofyourmedicaladviser."
"Freddie,"intervenedDerekhastily,"mymother'srathertired.Doyouthinkyoucouldbegoingaheadandgettingataxi?"
"Mydearoldchap,ofcourse!Getyouoneinasecond.Comealong,Algy.Pickuptheoldwaukeesis,Ronny."
AndFreddie,accompaniedbyhishenchmen,ambledoff,wellpleasedwithhimself.Hehad,hefelt,helpedtobreaktheiceforDerekandhadseenhimsafelythroughthoseawkwardopeningstages.Nowhecouldtotteroffwithalightheartandgetabiteoflunch.
LadyUnderhill'seyesglittered.Theyweresmall,keen,blackeyes,unlikeDerek's,whichwerelargeandbrown.Intheirotherfeaturesthetwowereobviouslymotherandson.Eachhadthesamelongupperlip,thesamethin,firmmouth,theprominentchinwhichwasafamilycharacteristicoftheUnderhills,andthejuttingUnderhillnose.MostoftheUnderhillscameintotheworldlookingasthoughtheymeanttodrivetheirwaythroughlifelikeawedge.
"Alittlemore,"shesaidtensely,"andIshouldhavestruckthose
unspeakableyoungmenwithmyumbrella.OneofthethingsIhaveneverbeenabletounderstand,Derek,iswhyyoushouldhaveselectedthatimbecileRookeasyourclosestfriend."
Dereksmiledtolerantly.
"Itwasmoreacaseofhimselecting_me_.ButFreddieisquiteagoodfellowreally.He'samanyou'vegottoknow."
"_I_havenotgottoknowhim,andIthankheavenforit!"
"He'saverygood-naturedfellow.ItwasdecentofhimtoputmeupattheAlbanywhileourhousewaslet.Bytheway,hehassomeseatsfor
thefirstnightofanewpiecethisevening.HesuggestedthatwemightalldineattheAlbanyandgoontothetheatre."Hehesitatedamoment."Jillwillbethere,"hesaid,andfelteasiernowthathernamehadatlastcomeintothetalk."She'slongingtomeetyou."
"Thenwhydidn'tshemeetme?"
"Here,doyoumean?Atthestation?Well,I--Iwantedyoutoseeherforthefirsttimeinpleasantersurroundings."
"Oh!"saidLadyUnderhillshortly.
Itisadisturbingthoughtthatwesufferinthisworldjustasmuch
bybeingprudentandtakingprecautionsaswedobybeingrashandimpulsiveandactingasthespiritmovesus.IfJillhadbeenpermittedbyherwaryfiancétocomewithhimtothestationtomeethismotheritiscertainthatmuchtroublewouldhavebeenavoided.True,LadyUnderhillwouldprobablyhavebeenrudetoherintheopeningstagesoftheinterview,butshewouldnothavebeenalarmedandsuspicious;or,rather,thevaguesuspicionwhichshehadbeenfeelingwouldnothavesolidified,asitdidnowintodefinitecertaintyoftheworst.AllthatDerekhadeffectedbyhiscarefuldiplomacyhadbeentoconvincehismotherthatheconsideredhis
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bride-electsomethingtobebrokengentlytoher.
Shestoppedandfacedhim.
"Whoisshe?"shedemanded."Whoisthisgirl?"
Derekflushed.
"IthoughtImadeeverythingclearinmyletter."
"Youmadenothingclearatall."
"Byyourleave!"chantedaporterbehindthem,andabaggage-truckclovethemapart.
"Wecan'ttalkinacrowdedstation,"saidDerekirritably."Letmegetyoutothetaxiandtakeyoutothehotel....WhatdoyouwanttoknowaboutJill?"
"Everything.Wheredoesshecomefrom?Whoareherpeople?Idon'tknowanyMariners."
"Ihaven'tcross-examinedher,"saidDerekstiffly."ButIdoknowthatherparentsaredead.HerfatherwasanAmerican."
"American!"
"Americansfrequentlyhavedaughters,Ibelieve."
"Thereisnothingtobegainedbylosingyourtemper,"saidLadyUnderhillwithsteelycalm.
"Thereisnothingtobegained,asfarasIcansee,byallthistalk,"retortedDerek.Hewonderedvexedlywhyhismotheralwayshadthispowerofmakinghimlosecontrolofhimself.Hehatedtolosecontrolofhimself.Itupsethim,andblurredthatvisionwhichhelikedtohaveofhimselfasacalm,importantmansuperiortoordinary
weaknesses."JillandIareengaged,andthereisanendtoit."
"Don'tbeafool,"saidLadyUnderhill,andwasdrivenawaybyanotherbaggage-truck."Youknowperfectlywell,"sheresumed,returningtotheattack,"thatyourmarriageisamatterofthegreatestconcerntomeandtothewholeofthefamily."
"Listen,mother!"Derek'slongwaitonthedraughtyplatformhadgeneratedanirritabilitywhichovercamethedeep-seatedaweofhismotherwhichwastheresultofyearsofdefeatinbattlesofthewill."LetmetellyouinafewwordsallthatIknowofJill,andthenwe'lldropthesubject.Inthefirstplace,sheisalady.Secondly,shehasplentyofmoney...."
"TheUnderhillsdonotneedtomarryformoney."
"Iamnotmarryingformoney!"
"Well,goon."
"Ihavealreadydescribedtoyouinmyletter--veryinadequately,butIdidmybest--whatshelookslike.Hersweetness,herlovableness,allthesubtlethingsaboutherwhichgotomakeherwhatsheis,you
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willhavetojudgeforyourself."
"Iintendto!"
"Well,that'sall,then.Sheliveswithheruncle,aMajorSelby...."
"MajorSelby?Whatregiment?"
"Ididn'taskhim,"snappedthegoadedDerek."And,inthenameofheaven,whatdoesitmatter?IfyouareworryingaboutMajorSelby'ssocialstanding,Imayaswelltellyouthatheusedtoknowfather."
"What!When?Where?"
"Yearsago.InIndia,whenfatherwasatSimla."
"Selby?Selby?NotChristopherSelby?"
"Oh,yourememberhim?"
"Icertainlyrememberhim!NotthatheandIevermet,butyourfatheroftenspokeofhim."
Derekwasrelieved.Itwasabominablethatthissortofthingshould
matter,butonehadtofacefacts,and,asfarashismotherwasconcerned,itdid.ThefactthatJill'sunclehadknownhisdeadfatherwouldmakeallthedifferencetoLadyUnderhill.
"ChristopherSelby!"saidLadyUnderhillreflectively."Yes!Ihaveoftenheardyourfatherspeakofhim.HewasthemanwhogaveyourfatheranI.O.U.topayacarddebt,andredeemeditwithachequewhichwasreturnedbythebank!"
"What!"
"Didn'tyouhearwhatIsaid?Iwillrepeatit,ifyouwish."
"Theremusthavebeensomemistake."
"Onlytheoneyourfathermadewhenhetrustedtheman."
"Itmusthavebeensomeotherfellow."
"Ofcourse!"saidLadyUnderhillsatirically."NodoubtyourfatherknewhundredsofChristopherSelbys!"
Derekbithislip.
"Well,afterall,"hesaiddoggedly,"whetherit'strueornot...."
"Iseenoreasonwhyyourfathershouldnothavespokenthetruth."
"Allright.We'llsayit_is_true,then.Butwhatdoesitmatter?IammarryingJill,notheruncle."
"Nevertheless,itwouldbepleasanterifheronlylivingrelativewerenotaswindler!...Tellme,whereandhowdidyoumeetthisgirl?"
"Ishouldbegladifyouwouldnotrefertoheras'thisgirl.'The
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name,ifyouhaveforgottenit,isMariner."
"Well,wheredidyoumeetMissMariner?"
"AtPrince's.JustafteryouleftforMentone.FreddieRookeintroducedme."
"Oh,yourintellectualfriendMr.Rookeknowsher?"
"Theywerechildrentogether.HerpeoplelivednexttotheRookesinWorcestershire."
"IthoughtyousaidshewasanAmerican."
"Isaidherfatherwas.HesettledinEngland.Jillhasn'tbeeninAmericasinceshewaseightornine."
"Thefact,"saidLadyUnderhill,"thatthegirlisafriendofMr.Rookeisnogreatrecommendation."
Derekkickedangrilyataboxofmatcheswhichsomeonehadthrowndownontheplatform.
"Iwonderifyoucouldpossiblygetitintoyourhead,mother,thatI
wanttomarryJill,notengageherasanunder-housemaid.Idon'tconsiderthatsherequiresrecommendations,asyoucallthem.However,don'tyouthinkthemostsensiblethingisforyoutowaittillyoumeetheratdinnerto-night,andthenyoucanformyourownopinion?I'mbeginningtogetalittleboredbythisfutilediscussion."
"Asyouseemquiteunabletotalkonthesubjectofthisgirlwithoutbecomingrude,"saidLadyUnderhill,"Iagreewithyou.Letushopethatmyfirstimpressionwillbeafavourableone.Experiencehastaughtmethatfirstimpressionsareeverything."
"I'mgladyouthinkso,"saidDerek,"forIfellinlovewithJilltheveryfirstmomentIsawher!"
IV
Barkersteppedbackandsurveyedwithmodestpridethedinner-tabletowhichhehadbeenputtingthefinishingtouches.Itwasanartisticjobandacredittohim.
"That'sthat!"saidBarker,satisfied.
Hewenttothewindowandlookedout.Thefogwhichhadlastedwellintotheevening,hadvanishednow,andtheclearnightwasbrightwithstars.Adistantmurmuroftrafficcamefromthedirectionof
Piccadilly.
Ashestoodthere,thefront-doorbellrang,andcontinuedtoringinlittlespurtsofsound.Ifcharactercanbededucedfrombell-ringing,asnowadaysitapparentlycanbefromeveryotherformofhumanactivity,onemighthavehazardedtheguessthatwhoeverwasontheothersideofthedoorwasdetermined,impetuous,andenergetic.
"Barker!"
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FreddieRookepushedatousledhead,whichhadyettobebrushedintothesmoothsleeknessthatmadeadelighttothepubliceye,outofaroomdownthepassage.
"Sir?"
"Somebodyringing."
"Iheard,sir.Iwasabouttoanswerthebell."
"Ifit'sLadyUnderhill,tellherI'llbeininaminute."
"IfancyitisMissMariner,sir.IthinkIrecognizehertouch."
Hemadehiswaydownthepassagetothefront-door,andopenedit.Agirlwasstandingoutside.Sheworealonggreyfurcoat,andafilmyhoodcoveredherhair.AsBarkeropenedthedoor,shescamperedinlikeagreykitten.
"Brrh!It'scold!"sheexclaimed."Hullo,Barker!"
"Goodevening,miss."
"AmIthelastorthefirstorwhat?"
Barkermovedtohelpherwithhercloak.
"SirDerekandherladyshiphavenotyetarrived,miss.SirDerekwenttobringherladyshipfromtheSavoyHotel.Mr.Rookeisdressinginhisbedroomandwillbereadyveryshortly."
Thegirlhadslippedoutofthefurcoat,andBarkercastaswiftglanceofapprovalather.Hehadthevalet'sunerringeyeforathoroughbred,andJillMarinerwasmanifestlythat.Itshowedinherwalk,ineverymoveofhersmall,activebody,inthewayshelookedatyou,inthewayshetalkedtoyou,inthelittletiltofherresolutechin.Herhairwaspalegold,andhadthebrightnessof
colouringofachild's.Herfaceglowed,andhergreyeyessparkled.Shelookedverymuchalive.
Itwasthislivelinessofhersthatwasherchiefcharm.Hereyesweregoodandhermouth,withitssmall,eventeeth,attractive,butshewouldhavelaughedifanybodyhadcalledherbeautiful.ShesometimesdoubtedifsheWereevenpretty.Yetfewmenhadmetherandremainedentirelyundisturbed.Shehadamagnetism.Onehaplessyouth,whohadlaidhisheartatherfeetandhadbeencommandedtopickitupagain,hadendeavouredsubsequentlytoexplainherattraction(toabosomfriendoveramournfulbottleofthebestintheclubsmoking-room)inthesewords:"Idon'tknowwhatitisabouther,oldman,butshesomehowmakesafellerfeelshe'ssodamned_interested_inachap,if
youknowwhatImean."Andthoughnotgenerallycreditedinhiscirclewithanygreatacuteness,thereisnodoubtthatthespeakerhadachievedsomethingapproachingatrueanalysisofJill'sfascinationforhissex.ShewasinterestedineverythingLifepresentedtohernotice,fromaCoronationtoastraycat.Shewasvivid.Shehadsympathy.Shelistenedtoyouasthoughyoureallymattered.Ittakesamanoftoughfibretoresistthesequalities.Women,ontheotherhand,especiallyoftheLadyUnderhilltype,canresistthemwithoutaneffort.
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"Goandstirhimup,"saidJill,alludingtotheabsentMr.Rooke."Tellhimtocomeandtalktome.Where'sthenearestfire?Iwanttogetrightoveritandhuddle."
"Thefire'sburningnicelyinthesitting-room,miss."
Jillhurriedintothesitting-room,andincreasedherholdonBarker'sesteembyexclaimingrapturouslyatthesightthatgreetedher.Barkerhadexpendedtimeandtroubleoverthesitting-room.Therewasnodust,nountidiness.Thepicturesallhungstraight;thecushionsweresmoothandunrumpled;andafireofexactlytherightdimensionsburnedcheerfullyinthegrate,flickeringcosilyonthesmallpianobythecouch,onthedeepleatherarm-chairswhichFreddiehadbroughtwithhimfromOxford,thathomeofcomfortablechairs,andonthephotographsthatstuddedthewalls.Inthecentreofthemantelpiece,theplaceofhonour,wasthephotographofherselfwhichshehadgivenDerekaweekago.
"You'resimplywonderful,Barker!Idon'tseehowyoumanagetomakearoomsocosy!"Jillsatdownontheclubfenderthatguardedthefireplace,andheldherhandsovertheblaze."Ican'tunderstandwhymenevermarry.Fancyhavingtogiveupallthis!"
"Iamgratifiedthatyouappreciateit,miss.Ididmybesttomakeit
comfortableforyou.IfancyIhearMr.Rookecomingnow."
"Ihopetheotherswon'tbelong.I'mstarving.HasMrs.Barkergotsomethingverygoodfordinner?"
"Shehasstrainedeverynerve,miss."
"ThenI'msureit'sworthwaitingfor.Hullo,Freddie."
FreddieRooke,resplendentineveningdress,bustledin,pattinghistiewithsolicitousfingers.Ithadbeenrightwhenhehadlookedintheglassinhisbedroom,butyouneverknowaboutties.Sometimestheystayright,sometimestheywriggleupsideways.Lifeisfullof
theseanxieties.
"Ishouldn'ttouchit,"saidJill."Itlooksbeautiful,and,ifImaysaysoinconfidence,ishavingamostdisturbingeffectonmyemotionalnature.I'mnotatallsureIshallbeabletoresistitrightthroughtheevening.Itisn'tfairofyoutotrytoalienatetheaffectionsofanengagedyoungpersonlikethis."
Freddiesquinteddown,andbecamecalmer.
"Hullo,Jill,oldthing.Nobodyhereyet?"
"Well,I'mhere--the_petite_figureseatedonthefender.Butperhaps
Idon'tcount."
"Oh,Ididn'tmeanthat,youknow."
"Ishouldhopenot,whenI'veboughtaspecialnewdressjusttofascinateyou.AcreationImean.Whentheycostasmuchasthisonedid,youhavetocallthemnames.Whatdoyouthinkofit?"
Freddieseatedhimselfonanothersectionofthefender,andregardedherwiththeeyeofanexpert.Asnappydresser,asthetechnicalterm
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is,himself,heappreciatedsnapintheoutercoveringoftheothersex.
"Topping!"hesaidspaciously."Nootherwordforit.Allwoolandayardwide.Preciselyasmothermakesit.Youlooklikeathingummy."
"Howsplendid.AllmylifeI'vewantedtolooklikeathingummy,butsomehowI'veneverbeenabletomanageit."
"Awood-nymph!"exclaimedFreddie,inaburstofunwontedimagery.Helookedatherwithhonestadmiration."Dashit,Jill,youknow,there'ssomethingaboutyou!You're--what'stheword?--you'vegotsuchsmallbones."
"Ugh!Isupposeit'sacompliment,buthowhorribleitsounds!Itmakesmefeellikeaskeleton."
"Imeantosay,you're--you'redainty!"
"That'smuchbetter."
"Youlookasifyouweighedaboutanounceandahalf.Youlooklikeabitofthistledown!You'realittlefairyprincess,dashit!"
"Freddie!Thisiseloquence!"Jillraisedherlefthand,andtwiddledaringedfingerostentatiously."Er--you_do_realizethatI'mbespoke,don'tyou,andthatmyheart,alas,isanother's?Becauseyousoundasifyouweregoingtopropose."
Freddieproducedasnowyhandkerchief,andpolishedhiseye-glass.Solemnitydescendedonhimlikeacloud.HelookedatJillwithanearnest,paternalgaze.
"Thatremindsme,"hesaid."Iwantedtohaveabitofatalkwithyouaboutthat--beingengagedandallthatsortofthing.I'mgladIgotyoualonebeforetheCursearrived."
"Curse?DoyoumeanDerek'smother?Thatsoundscheerfulandencouraging."
"Well,sheis,youknow,"saidFreddieearnestly."She'sabird!Itwouldbeidletodenyit.ShealwaysputsthefearofGodintome.Ineverknowwhattosaytoher."
"Whydon'tyoutryaskingherriddles?"
"It'snojokingmatter,"persistedFreddie,hisamiablefaceovercast."Waittillyoumeether!Youshouldhaveseenheratthestationthismorning.Youdon'tknowwhatyou'reupagainst!"
"Youmakemyfleshcreep,Freddie.WhatamIupagainst?"
Freddiepokedthefirescientifically,andassisteditwithcoal.
"It'sthisway,"hesaid."Ofcourse,dearoldDerek'sthefinestchapintheworld."
"Iknowthat,"saidJillsoftly.ShepattedFreddie'shandwithalittlegestureofgratitude.Freddie'sdevotiontoDerekwasathingthatalwaystouchedher.Shelookedthoughtfullyintothefire,and
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hereyesseemedtoglowinsympathywiththeglowingcoals."There'snobodylikehim!"
"But,"continuedFreddie,"healwayshasbeenfrightfullyunderhismother'sthumb,youknow."
Jillwasconsciousofalittleflickerofirritation.
"Don'tbeabsurd,Freddie.HowcouldamanlikeDerekbeunderanybody'sthumb?"
"Well,youknowwhatImean!"
"Idon'tintheleastknowwhatyoumean."
"Imean,itwouldberatherrottenifhismothersethimagainstyou."
Jillclenchedherteeth.Thequicktemperwhichalwayslurkedsoverylittlebeneaththesurfaceofhercheerfulnesswasstirred.Shefeltsuddenlychilledandmiserable.ShetriedtotellherselfthatFreddiewasjustanamiableblundererwhospokewithoutsenseorreason,butitwasnouse.Shecouldnotridherselfofafeelingofforebodinganddiscomfort.Ithadbeentheonejarringnoteinthesweetmelodyofherlove-story,thisapprehensionofDerek'sregardinghismother.
TheDerekshelovedwasastrongman,withastrongman'scontemptforotherpeople'scriticism;andtherehadbeensomethingignobleandfussyinhisattituderegardingLadyUnderhill.Shehadtriedtofeelthattheflawinheridoldidnotexist.AndherewasFreddieRooke,amanwhoadmiredDerekwithallhishero-worshippingnature,pointingitoutindependently.Shewasannoyed,andsheexpendedherannoyance,aswomenwilldo,upontheinnocentbystander.
"DoyourememberthetimeIturnedthehoseonyou,Freddie,"shesaid,risingfromthefender,"yearsago,whenwewerechildren,whenyouandthatawfulMasonboy--whatwashisname?WallyMason--teasedme?"ShelookedattheunhappyFreddiewithahostileeye.Itwashisblunderingwordsthathadspoiledeverything."I'veforgottenwhatit
wasallabout,butIknowthatyouandWallyinfuriatedmeandIturnedthegardenhoseonyouandsoakedyoubothtotheskin.Well,allIwanttopointoutisthat,ifyougoontalkingnonsenseaboutDerekandhismotherandme,IshallaskBarkertobringmeajugofwater,andIshallemptyitoveryou!Sethimagainstme!Youtalkasiflovewereathinganythirdpartycouldcomealongandturnoffwithatap!Doyousupposethat,whentwopeopleloveeachotherasDerekandIdo,thatitcanpossiblymatterintheleastwhatanybodyelsethinksorsays,evenifitishismother?Ihaven'tgotamother,butsupposeUncleChriscameandwarnedmeagainstDerek...."
Herangersuddenlyleftherasquicklyasithadcome.ThatwasalwaysthewaywithJill.Onemomentshewouldberaging;thenext,something
wouldticklehersenseofhumourandrestoreherinstantlytocheerfulness.Andthethoughtofdear,lazyoldUncleChristakingthetroubletowarnanybodyagainstanythingexceptthewrongbrandofwineoraninferiormakeofcigarconjuredupapicturebeforewhichwrathmeltedaway.Shechuckled,andFreddie,whohadbeenwiltingonthefender,perkedup.
"You'reanextraordinarygirl,Jill.Oneneverknowswhenyou'regoingtogetthewindup."
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"Isn'titenoughtomakemegetthewindup,asyoucallit,whenyousayabsurdthingslikethat?"
"Imeantwell,oldgirl!"
"That'sthetroublewithyou.Youalwaysdomeanwell.Yougoabouttheworldmeaningwelltillpeopleflytoputthemselvesunderpoliceprotection.Besides,whatonearthcouldLadyUnderhillfindtoobjecttoinme?I'veplentyofmoney,andI'moneofthemostcharmingandattractiveofSocietybelles.Youneedn'ttakemywordforthat,andIdon'tsupposeyou'venoticedit,butthat'swhatMr.Gossipinthe _MorningMirror_calledmewhenhewaswritingaboutmygettingengagedtoDerek.Mymaidshowedmetheclipping.Therewasquitealongparagraph,withapictureofmethatlookedlikeaZuluchieftainesstakeninacoal-cellarduringabadfog.Well,afterthat,whatcouldanyonesayagainstme?I'maperfectprize!IexpectLadyUnderhillscreamedwithjoywhensheheardthenewsandwentsingingalloverherRivieravilla."
"Yes,"saidFreddiedubiously."Yes,yes,oh,quiteso,rather!"
Jilllookedathimsternly.
"Freddie,you'reconcealingsomethingfromme!You_don't_thinkI'm
acharmingandattractiveSocietybelle!TellmewhynotandI'llshowyouwhereyouarewrong.Isitmyfaceyouobjectto,ormymanners,ormyfigure?TherewasayoungbrideofAntigua,whosaidtohermate,'Whatapigyouare!'Saidhe,'Oh,myqueen,isitmannersyoumean,ordoyoualludetomyfig-u-ar?'Isn'tmyfiguarallright,Freddie?"
"Oh,_I_thinkyou'retopping."
"Butforsomereasonyou'reafraidthatDerek'smotherwon'tthinkso.Whywon'tLadyUnderhillagreewithMr.Gossip?"
Freddiehesitated.
"Speakup!"
"Well,it'slikethis.Remember,I'veknowntheolddevil...."
"FreddieRooke!Wheredoyoupickupsuchexpressions?Notfromme!"
"Well,that'showIalwaysthinkofher!IsayI'veknownhereversinceIusedtogoandstopattheirplacewhenIwasatschool,andIknowexactlythesortofthingsthatputherbackup.She'sawhat-d'you-call-it.Imeantosay,oneoftheoldschool,don'tyouknow.Andyou'resodashedimpulsive,oldgirl.Youknowyouare!Youarealwayssayingthingsthatcomeintoyourhead."
"Youcan'tsayathingunlessitcomesintoyourhead."
"YouknowwhatImean,"Freddiewentonearnestly,nottobedivertedfromhistheme."Yousayrummythingsandyoudorummythings.WhatImeantosayis,you'reimpulsive."
"WhathaveIeverdonethatthesternestcriticcouldcallrummy?"
"Well,I'veseenyouwithmyowneyesstopinthemiddleofBond
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Streetandhelpalotoffellowsshovealongacartthathadgotstuck.Mindyou,I'mnotblamingyouforit...."
"Ishouldhopenot.Thepooroldhorsewastryingallheknewtogetgoing,andhecouldn'tquitemakeit.Naturally,Ihelped."
"Oh,Iknow.Verydecentandallthat,butIdoubtifLadyUnderhillwouldhavethoughtalotofit.Andyou'resodashedchummywiththelowerorders."
"Don'tbeasnob,Freddie."
"I'mnotasnob,"protestedFreddie,wounded."WhenI'malonewithBarker--forinstance--I'maschattyasdammit.ButIdon'taskwaitersinpublicrestaurantshowtheirlumbagois."
"Haveyoueverhadlumbago?"
"No."
"Well,it'saverypainfulthing,andwaitersgetitjustasbadlyasdukes.Worse,Ishouldthink,becausethey'realwaysbendingandstoopingandcarryingthings.Naturallyonefeelssorryforthem."
"Buthowdoyoueverfindoutthatawaiterhas_got_lumbago?"
"Iaskhim,ofcourse."
"Well,forgoodness'sake,"saidFreddie,"ifyoufeeltheimpulsetodothatsortofthingto-night,tryandrestrainit.Imeantosay,ifyou'recurioustoknowanythingaboutBarker'schilblains,forinstance,don'tenquireafterthemwhilehe'shandingLadyUnderhillthepotatoes!Shewouldn'tlikeit."
Jillutteredanexclamation.
"Iknewtherewassomething!Beingsocoldandwantingtorushinand
crouchoverafireputitcleanoutofmyhead.Hemustbethinkingmeaperfectbeast!"Sherantothedoor."Barker!Barker!"
Barkerappearedfromnowhere.
"Yes,miss?"
"I'msosorryIforgottoaskbefore.Howareyourchilblains?"
"Agooddealbettermiss,thankyou."
"DidyoutrythestuffIrecommended?"
"Yes,miss.Itdidthemaworldofgood."
"Splendid!"
Jillwentbackintothesitting-room.
"It'sallright,"shesaidreassuringly."They'rebetter."
Shewanderedrestlesslyabouttheroom,lookingatthephotographs,thensatdownatthepianoandtouchedthekeys.Theclockonthe
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mantelpiecechimedthehalf-hour."Iwishtogoodnesstheywouldarrive,"shesaid.
"They'llbehereprettysoon,Iexpect."
"It'sratherawful,"saidJill,"tothinkofLadyUnderhillracingallthewayfromMentonetoParisandfromParistoCalaisandfromCalaistoDoverandfromDovertoLondonsimplytoinspectme.Youcan'twonderI'mnervous,Freddie."
Theeye-glassdroppedfromFreddie'seye.
"Are_you_nervous?"heasked,astonished.
"OfcourseI'mnervous.Wouldn'tyoubeinmyplace?"
"Well,Ishouldneverhavethoughtit."
"WhydoyousupposeI'vebeentalkingsuchalot?WhydoyouimagineIsnappedyourpoor,innocentheadoffjustnow!I'mterrifiedinside,terrified!"
"Youdon'tlookit,byJove!"
"No,I'mtryingtobealittlewarrior.That'swhatUncleChrisalwaysusedtocallme.Itstartedthedaywhenhetookmetohaveatoothout,whenIwasten.'Bealittlewarrior,Jill!'hekeptsaying.'Bealittlewarrior!'AndIwas."Shelookedattheclock."ButIshan'tbeiftheydon'tgetheresoon.Thesuspenseisawful."Shestrummedthekeys."Supposeshe_doesn't_likeme,Freddie!Youseehowyou'vescaredme."
"Ididn'tsayshewouldn't.Ionlysaidyou'dgottowatchoutabit."
"Somethingtellsmeshewon't.Mynerveisoozingoutofme."Jillshookherheadimpatiently."It'sallsovulgar!Ithoughtthissortofthingonlyhappenedinthecomicpapersandinmusic-hallsongs.
Why,it'sjustlikethatsongsomebodyusedtosing."Shelaughed."Doyouremember?Idon'tknowhowtheversewent,but...
Johntookmeroundtoseehismother,hismother,hismother!Andwhenhe'dintroducedustoeachother,ShesizedupeverythingthatIhadon.Sheputmethroughacross-examination:Ifairlyboiledwithaggravation:Thensheshookherhead,Lookedatmeandsaid:'PoorJohn!PoorJohn!'
Chorus,Freddie!Let'scheerourselvesup!Weneedit!"
Johntookmeroundtoseehismother...!
"Hism-o-o-other!"croakedFreddie.Curiouslyenough,thisballadwasoneofFreddie'sfavourites.HehadrendereditwithagooddealofsuccessonthreeseparateoccasionsatvillageentertainmentsdowninWorcestershire,andheratherflatteredhimselfthathecouldgetaboutasmuchoutofitasthenextman.HeproceededtoabetJill
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heartilywithgruffsoundswhichhewasundertheimpressionconstitutedwhatisknowninmusicalcirclesas"singingseconds."
"Hismo-o-other!"hegrowledwithfrightfulscorn.
"Andwhenhe'dintroducedustoeachother...."
"O-o-o-other!"
"ShesizedupeverythingthatIhadon!"
"Pom-_pom_-pom!"
"Sheputmethroughacross-examination...."
Jillhadthrownherheadback,andwassingingjubilantlyatthetopofhervoice.Theappositenessofthesonghadcheeredherup.Itseemedsomehowtomakeherforebodingsratherridiculous,toreducethemtoabsurdity,toturnintofarcethegatheringtragedywhichhadbeenweighinguponhernerves.
Thensheshookherhead,Lookedatmeandsaid:'PoorJohn!'....
"Jill,"saidavoiceatthedoor."Iwantyoutomeetmymother!"
"Poo-oo-oorJohn!"bleatedthehaplessFreddie,unabletocheckhimself.
"Dinner,"saidBarkerthevalet,appearingatthedoorandbreakingasilencethatseemedtofilltheroomlikeatangiblepresence,"isserved!"
CHAPTERII
THEFIRSTNIGHTATTHELEICESTER
I
Thefront-doorclosedsoftlybehindthetheatre-party.Dinnerwasover,andBarkerhadjustbeenassistingtheexpeditionoutoftheplace.Sensitivetoatmosphere,hehadfoundhisshareinthedinneralittletrying.Ithadbeenastrainedmeal,andwhathelikedwasaclatterofconversationandeverybodyhavingagoodtimeandenjoyingthemselves.
"Ellen!"calledBarker,asheproceededdownthepassagetotheemptydining-room."Ellen!"
Mrs.Barkerappearedoutofthekitchen,wipingherhands.Herworkfortheevening,likeherhusband's,wasover.Presentlywhatistechnicallycalleda"usefulgirl"wouldcomeintowashupthedishes,leavingtheeveningfreeforsocialintercourse.Mrs.Barkerhaddonewellbyherpatronsthatnight,andnowshewantedaquietchatwithBarkeroveraglassofFreddieRooke'sport.
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"Havetheygone,Horace?"sheasked,followinghimintothedining-room.
BarkerselectedacigarfromFreddie'shumidor,crackleditagainsthisear,smeltit,clippedofftheend,andlitit.Hetookthedecanterandfilledhiswife'sglass,thenmixedhimselfawhisky-and-soda.
"Happydays!"saidBarker."Yes,they'vegone!"
"Ididn'tseeherladyship."
"Youdidn'tmissmuch!Anasty,dangerousspecimen,_she_is!'Alwaysmerryandbright,'Idon'tthink.Iwishyou'dhavehadmyjobofwaitingon'em,Ellen,andmebeentheonetostayinthekitchensafeoutofitall.That'sallIsay!It'snotreatto_me_to'andthedisheswhentheatmosphere'swhatyoumightcallelectric.Ididn'tenvythemthat_vol-au-vent_ofyours,Ellen,goodasitsmelt.Betteradinnerof'erbswhereloveisthanastalledoxand'atredtherewith,"saidBarker,helpinghimselftoawalnut.
"Didtheyhavewords?"
Barkershookhisheadimpatiently.
"Thatsortdon'thavewords,Ellen.Theyjustsitandgoggle."
"HowdidherladyshipseemtohititoffwithMissMariner,Horace?"
Barkerutteredadrylaugh.
"Everseenacoupleofstrangedogswatchingeachothersortofwary?Thatwasthem!NotthatMissMarinerwasn'tallthatwaspleasantandnice-spoken.She'sallright,MissMarineris.She'salittlequeen.Itwasn'therfaultthedinneryou'dtooksomuchtroubleoverwasmorelikeaneveningintheMorguethanaChristiandinner-party.She
triedtohelpthingsalongbestshecould.ButwhatwithSirDerekchewinghislip'alfthetimeandhismotheractingaboutasmateyasapennorthofice-cream,shedidn'thaveachance.Asfortheguv'nor--well,Iwishyoucouldhaveseenhim,that'sall.Youknow,Ellen,sometimesI'mnotaltogethereasyinmymindabouttheguv'nor'smentalbalance.Heknowshowtobuycigars,andyoutellmehisportisgood--Inevertouchitmyself--butsometimesheseemstometogorightoffhisonion.Justsatthere,hedid,allthroughdinner,lookingasifheexpectedthegoodfoodtoriseupandbitehimintheface,andjumpingnervouswhenIspoketohim.It'snotmyfault,"saidBarker,aggrieved."_I_can'tgivegentlemenwarningbeforeIask'emifthey'llhavesherryorhock.Ican'tringabellortootahorntoshow'emI'mcoming.It'smyplacetobendoverand
whisperintheirear,andthey'venorighttoleapaboutintheirseatsandmakemespillgoodwine.(You'llseethespotclosebywhereyou'resitting,Ellen.Joggedmywrist,hedid!)I'dliketoknowwhypeopleinthespearoflifewhichthesepeopleareincan'tbehavethemselvesrational,sameaswedo.WhenwewerewalkingoutandItookyoutohaveteawithmymother,itwasoneofthepleasantestmealsIeverate.Talkabout'armony!Itwasalove-feast!"
"YourmaandItooktoeachotherrightfromthestart,Horace,"saidMrs.Barkersoftly."That'sthedifference."
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"Well,anywomanwithanysensewouldtaketoMissMariner.IfItoldyouhownearIcametospillingthesauce-boataccidentallyoverthatoldfossil'shead,you'dbesurprised,Ellen.Shejustsattherebroodinglikeanoldeagle.Ifyouaskmyopinion,MissMariner'salongsighttoogoodforherpreciousson!"
"Oh,butHorace!SirDerek'sabaronet!"
"Whatofit?Kind'eartsaremorethancoronetsandsimplefaiththanNormanblood,aren'tthey?"
"You'retalkingSocialism,Horace."
"No,I'mnot.I'mtalkingsense.Idon'tknowwhoMissMariner'sparentsmayhavebeen--Ineverenquired--butanyonecanseeshe'saladybornandbred.Butdoyousupposethepathoftrueloveisgoingtorunsmooth,forallthat?Notit!She'sgota'ardtimeaheadofher,thatpoorgirl!"
"Horace!"Mrs.Barker'sgentleheartwaswrung.Thesituationhintedatbyherhusbandwasnonewone--indeed,itformedthebasisofatleastfiftypercentofthestoriesintheTrueHeartNoveletteSeries,ofwhichshewasadeterminedreader--butithadneverfailed
totouchher."Doyouthinkherladyshipmeanstocomebetweenthemandwrecktheirromance?"
"Ithinkshemeanstohaveajollygoodtry."
"ButSirDerekhashisownmoney,hasn'the?Imeanit'snotlikewhenSirCourtenayTraversfellinlovewiththemilkmaidandwasdependentonhismother,theCountess,foreverything.SirDerekcanaffordtodowhathepleases,can'the?"
Barkershookhisheadtolerantly.Theexcellenceofthecigarandthesoothingqualitiesofthewhisky-and-sodahadworkeduponhim,andhewasfeelinglessruffled.
"Youdon'tunderstandthesethings,"hesaid."Womenlikeherladyshipcantalkamanintoanythingandoutofanything.Iwouldn'tcare,onlyyoucanseethepoorgirlismadoverthefeller.Whatshefindsattractiveinhim,Ican'tsay,butthat'sherownaffair."
"He'sveryhandsome,Horace,withthoseflashingeyesandthatsternmouth,"arguedMrs.Barker.
Barkersniffed.
"Haveityourownway,"hesaid."It'snotreatto_me_toseehiseyesflash,andifhe'dputthatsternmouthofhistosomebetteruse
thanadvisingtheguv'nortolockupthecigarsandtrouserthekey,I'dbebetterpleased.Ifthere'sonethingIcan'tstand,"saidBarker,"it'snottobetrusted!"Heliftedhiscigarandlookedatitcensoriously."Ithoughtso!Burningalldownoneside.Theywilldothatifyoulight'emcareless.Oh,well,"hecontinued,risingandgoingtothehumidor,"there'splentymorewherethatcamefrom.Outofevilcomethgood,"saidBarkerphilosophically."Iftheguv'norhadn'tbeeninsuchaoverwroughtstateto-night,he'dhaverememberednottoleavethekeyinthekeyhole.Helpyourselftoanotherglassofport,Ellen,andlet'senjoyourselves!"
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II
Whenoneconsidershowfullofhisowntroubles,howweigheddownwiththeproblemsofhisownexistencetheaverageplaygoergenerallyiswhenentersatheatre,itisremarkablethatdramatistseverfinditpossibletodivertandentertainwholeaudiencesforaspaceofseveralhours.Asregardsatleastthreeofthosewhohadassembledtowitnessitsopeningperformance,theauthorof"TriedbyFire,"attheLeicesterTheatre,undoubtedlyhadhisworkcutoutforhim.
IthasperhapsbeensufficientlyindicatedbytheremarksofBarker,thevalet,thatthelittledinneratFreddieRooke'shadnotbeenanunqualifiedsuccess.Searchingtherecordsforanadequatelygloomyparalleltothetaxi-cabjourneytothetheatrewhichfollowedit,onecanonlythinkofNapoleon'sretreatfromMoscow.Andyeteventhatwasprobablynotconductedindeadsilence.
Theonlymemberofthepartywhowasevenremotelyhappywas,curiouslyenough,FreddieRooke.OriginallyFreddiehadobtainedthreeticketsfor"TriedbyFire."TheunexpectedarrivalofLadyUnderhillhadobligedhimtobuyafourth,separatedbyseveralrowsfromtheotherthree.This,ashehadtoldDerekatbreakfast,wastheseathe
proposedtooccupyhimself.
Itconsolesthephilosopherinthishardworldtoreflectthat,evenifmanisborntosorrowasthesparksflyupward,itisstillpossibleforsmallthingstomakehimhappy.ThethoughtofbeingseveralrowsawayfromLadyUnderhillhadrestoredFreddie'sequanimitylikeatonic.Itthrilledhimlikethestrainsofsomegrand,sweetanthemallthewaytothetheatre.IfFreddieRookehadbeenaskedatthatmomenttodefinehappinessinafewwords,hewouldhaverepliedthatitconsistedinbeingseveralrowsawayfromLadyUnderhill.
ThetheatrewasnearlyfullwhenFreddie'spartyarrived.The
LeicesterTheatrehadbeenrentedfortheseasonbythenewesttheatricalknight,SirChesterPortwood,whohadalargefollowing;and,whatevermightbethefateoftheplayinthefinalissue,itwoulddoatleastonenight'sbusiness.Thestallswereablazewithjewelleryandcracklingwithstarchedshirt-fronts;andexpensivescentspervadedtheair,puttingupastiffbattlewiththeplebeianpeppermintthatemanatedfromthepit.Theboxeswerefilled,andupinthegallerygrim-facedpatronsofthedrama,whohadpaidtheirshillingsatthedoorandintendedtogetashilling'sworthofentertainmentinreturn,satandwaitedstolidlyforthecurtaintorise.
Thelightsshotupbeyondthecurtain.Thehouse-lightsdimmed.
Conversationceased.Thecurtainrose.Jillwriggledherselfcomfortablyintoherseat,andslippedherhandintoDerek's.Shefeltaglowofhappinessasitclosedoverhers.All,shetoldherself,wasrightwiththeworld.
All,thatistosay,exceptthedramawhichwasunfoldingonthestage.Itwasoneofthoseplayswhichstartwrongandneverrecover.Bytheendofthefirsttenminutestherehadspreadthroughthetheatrethatuneasyfeelingwhichcomesovertheaudienceatanopeningperformancewhenitrealizesthatitisgoingtobebored.A
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sortoflethargyhadgrippedthestalls.Thedress-circlewascoughing.Upinthegallerytherewasgrimsilence.
SirChesterPortwoodwasanactor-managerwhohadmadehisreputationinlightcomedyofthetea-cupschool.Hisnumerousadmirersattendedafirstnightathistheatreinamoodofcomfortableanticipation,assuredofsomethingpleasantandfrothywithagooddealofbrightdialogueandnottoomuchplot.To-nightheseemedtohavefallenavictimtothatspiritofambitionwhichintermittentlyattacksactor-managersofhisclass,expressingitselfinanattempttoprovethat,havingestablishedthemselvessecurelyaslightcomedians,theycan,liketheladyreciter,turnrightaroundandbeserious.TheonethingwhichtheLondonpublicfeltthatitwassafefrominaPortwoodplaywasheaviness,and"TriedbyFire"wasgrievouslyheavy.Itwasapoeticdrama,andtheaudience,thoughloathtodoanybodyaninjustice,wasbeginningtosuspectthatitwaswritteninblankverse.
Theactingdidnothingtodispelthegrowinguneasiness.SirChesterhimself,apparentlyoppressedbytheweightinessoftheoccasionandtheresponsibilityofofferinganunfamiliarbrandofgoodstohispublic,haddroppedhiscustomarydebonairmethodofdeliveringlinesandwasmouthinghisspeeches.Itwasgoodgargling,butbadelocution.And,forsomereasonbestknowntohimself,hehad
entrustedtherôleoftheheroinetoadoll-likedamselwithalisp,ofwhomtheaudiencedisapprovedsternlyfromherinitialentrance.
Itwasabouthalf-waythroughthefirstactthatJill,whoseattentionhadbeguntowander,heardasoftgroanatherside.TheseatswhichFreddieRookehadboughtwereattheextremeendoftheseventhrow.Therewasonlyoneotherseatintherow,and,asDerekhadplacedhismotheronhisleftandwassittingbetweenherandJill,thelatterhadthisseatonherright.Ithadbeenemptyattheriseofthecurtain,butinthepastfewminutesamanhadslippedsilentlyintoit.ThedarknesspreventedJillfromseeinghisface,butitwasplainthathewassuffering,andhersympathywentouttohim.Hisopinionoftheplaysoobviouslycoincidedwithherown.
Presentlythefirstactended,andthelightswentup.Therewasaspatterofinsincereapplausefromthestalls,echoedinthedress-circle.Itgrewfainterintheuppercircle,anddidnotreachthegalleryatall.
"Well?"saidJilltoDerek."Whatdoyouthinkofit?"
"Tooawfulforwords,"saidDereksternly.
HeleanedforwardtojointheconversationwhichhadstartedbetweenLadyUnderhillandsomefriendsshehaddiscoveredintheseatsinfront;andJill,turning,becameawarethatthemanonherrightwas
lookingatherintently.Hewasabigmanwithrough,wiryhairandahumorousmouth.Hisageappearedtobesomewhereinthemiddletwenties.Jill,inthebriefmomentinwhichtheireyesmet,decidedthathewasugly,butwithanuglinessthatwasratherattractive.Heremindedherofoneofthoselarge,loose,shaggydogsthatbreakthingsindrawing-roomsbutmakeadmirablecompanionsfortheopenroad.Shehadafeelingthathewouldlookbetterintweedsinafieldthanineveningdressinatheatre.Hehadniceeyes.Shecouldnotdistinguishtheircolour,buttheywerefrankandfriendly.
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AllthisJillnotedwithhercustomaryquickness,andthenshelookedaway.Foraninstantshehadhadanoddfeelingthatsomewhereshehadmetthismanorsomebodyverylikehimbefore,buttheimpressionvanished.Shealsohadtheimpressionthathewasstilllookingather,butshegazeddemurelyinfrontofheranddidnotattempttoverifythesuspicion.
Betweenthem,astheysatsidebyside,thereinserteditselfsuddenlythepinklyremorsefulfaceofFreddieRooke.Freddie,havingskirmishedwarilyintheaisleuntilitwasclearthatLadyUnderhill'sattentionwasengagedelsewhere,hadoccupiedaseatintherowbehindwhichhadbeenleftvacanttemporarilybyanownerwholikedrefreshmentbetweentheacts.Freddiewasfeelingdeeplyashamedofhimself.Hefeltthathehadperpetratedabloomerofnoslightmagnitude.
"I'mawfullysorryaboutthis,"hesaidpenitently."Imean,ropingyouintolistentothisfrightfultosh!WhenIthinkImighthavegotseatsjustaswellforanyoneofhalfadozentoppingmusicalcomedies,Ifeellikekickingmyselfwithsomevim.But,honestly,howwasItoknow?Ineverdreamedweweregoingtobeletinforanythingofthissort.Portwood'splaysareusuallysodashedbrightandsnappyandallthat.Can'tthinkwhathewasdoing,puttingonathinglikethis.Why,it'sblueroundtheedges!"
ThemanonJill'srightlaughedsharply.
"Perhaps,"hesaid,"thechumpwhowrotethepiecegotawayfromtheasylumlongenoughtoputupthemoneytoproduceit."
Ifthereisonethingthatstartlesthewell-bredLondonerandthrowshimoffhisbalance,itistobeaddressedunexpectedlybyastranger.Freddie'ssenseofdecencywasrevolted.Avoicefromthetombcouldhardlyhaveshakenhimmore.Allthetraditionstowhichhehadbeenbroughtuphadgonetosolidifyhisbeliefthatthiswasoneofthethingswhichdidn'thappen.Absolutelyitwasn'tdone.DuringanearthquakeorashipwreckandpossiblyontheDayofJudgment,yes.
Butonlythen.Atothertimes,unlesstheywantedamatchorthetimeorsomething,chappiesdidnotspeaktofellowstowhomtheyhadnotbeenintroduced.Hewasfartooamiabletosnubtheman,buttogoonwiththisdegradingscenewasoutofthequestion.Therewasnothingforitbutflight.
"Oh,ah,yes,"hemumbled."Well,"headdedtoJill,"IsupposeImayaswellbetoddlingback.Seeyoulaterandsoforth."
Andwithafaint"Good-bye-ee!"Freddieremovedhimself,thoroughlyunnerved.
JilllookedoutofthecornerofhereyeatDerek.Hewasstill
occupiedwiththepeopleinfront.Sheturnedtothemanonherright.ShewasnottheslavetoetiquettethatFreddiewas.Shewasmuchtoointerestedinlifetorefrainfromspeakingtostrangers.
"Youshockedhim!"shesaiddimpling.
"Yes.ItbrokeFreddieallup,didn'tit!"
ItwasJill'sturntobestartled.Shelookedathiminastonishment.
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"Freddie?"
"That_was_FreddieRooke,wasn'tit?SurelyIwasn'tmistaken?"
"But--doyouknowhim?Hedidn'tseemtoknowyou."
"Thesearelife'stragediesHehasforgottenme.Myboyhoodfriend!"
"Oh,youwereatschoolwithhim?"
"No.FreddiewenttoWinchester,ifIremember.IwasatHaileybury.Ouracquaintancewasconfinedtotheholidays.MypeoplelivednearhispeopleinWorcestershire."
"Worcestershire!"Jillleanedforwardexcitedly."ButIusedtolivenearFreddieinWorcestershiremyselfwhenIwassmall.Iknewhimtherewhenhewasaboy.Wemusthavemet!"
"Wemetallright."
Jillwrinkledherforehead.Thatoddfamiliarlookwasinhiseyesagain.Butmemoryfailedtorespond.Sheshookherhead.
"Idon'trememberyou,"shesaid."I'msorry."
"Nevermind.Perhapstherecollectionwouldhavebeenpainful."
"Howdoyoumean,painful?"
"Well,lookingback,IcanseethatImusthavebeenaveryunpleasantchild.Ihavealwaysthoughtitgreatlytothecreditofmyparentsthattheyletmegrowup.Itwouldhavebeensoeasytohavedroppedsomethingheavyonmeoutofawindow.Theymusthavebeentemptedahundredtimes,buttheyrefrained.Yes,Iwasagreatpestaroundthehome.MyonlyredeemingpointwasthewayIworshipped_you_!"
"What!"
"Oh,yes.Youprobablydidn'tnoticeitatthetime,forIhadacuriouswayofexpressingmyadoration.Butyouremainthebrightestmemoryofachequeredyouth."
Jillsearchedhisfacewithgraveeyes,thenshookherheadagain.
"Nothingstirs?"askedthemansympathetically.
"It'stoomaddening!Whydoesoneforgetthings?"Shereflected."Youaren'tBobbyMorrison?"
"Iamnot.Whatismore,Ineverwas!"
Jilldivedintothepastoncemoreandemergedwithanotherpossibility.
"Or--Charlie--Charliewhatwasit?--CharlieField?"
"Youwoundme!HaveyouforgottenthatCharlieFieldworevelvetLordFauntleroysuitsandlonggoldencurls?Mypastisnotsmirchedwithanythinglikethat."
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"WouldIrememberyournameifyoutoldme?"
"Idon'tknow.I'veforgottenyours.Yoursurname,thatis.Ofcourse,IrememberthatyourChristiannamewasJill.Ithasalwaysseemedtometheprettiestmonosyllableinthelanguage."Helookedatherthoughtfully."It'soddhowlittleyou'vealteredinlooks.Freddie'sjustthesame,too,onlylarger.Andhedidn'twearaneye-glassinthosedays,thoughIcanseehewasboundtolateron.AndyetI'vechangedsomuchthatyoucan'tplaceme.ItshowswhatawearinglifeImusthaveled.IfeellikeRipvanWinkle.Oldandwithered.Butthatmaybejusttheresultofwatchingthisplay."
"Itisprettyterrible,isn'tit?"
"Worsethanthat.Lookingatitdispassionately,Ifindittheextreme,ragged,outermostedgeofthelimit.Freddiehadthecorrectdescriptionofit.He'sagreatcritic."
"Ireallydothinkit'stheworstthingIhaveeverseen."
"Idon'tknowwhatplaysyouhaveseen,butIfeelyou'reright."
"Perhapsthesecondact'sbetter,"saidJilloptimistically.
"It'sworse.Iknowthatsoundslikeboasting,butit'strue.Ifeellikegettingupandmakingapublicapology."
"But...Oh!"
Jillturnedscarlet.Amonstroussuspicionhadsweptoverher.
"Theonlytroubleis,"wentonhercompanion,"thattheaudiencewouldundoubtedlylynchme.And,thoughitseemsimprobablejustatthepresentmoment,itmaybethatlifeholdssomehappinessformethat'sworthwaitingfor.Anyway,I'drathernotbetornlimbfromlimb.Amessyfinish!Icanjustseethemrendingmeasunderinaspasmofperfectlyjustifiablefury.'Shelovesme!'Offcomesaleg.'She
lovesmenot!'Offcomesanarm.No,IthinkonthewholeI'lllielow.Besides,whyshouldIcare?Let'emsuffer.It'stheirownfault.They_would_come!"
Jillhadbeentryingtointerrupttheharangue.Shewasgreatlyconcerned.
"Didyou_write_theplay?"
Themannodded.
"Youarequiterighttospeakinthathorrifiedtone.Butbetweenourselvesandontheunderstandingthatyoudon'tgetupanddenounce
me,Idid."
"Oh,I'msosorry!"
"NothalfsosorryasIam,believeme!"
"Imean,Iwouldn'thavesaid...."
"Nevermind.Youdidn'ttellmeanythingIdidn'tknow."Thelightsbegantogodown.Herose."Well,they'reoffagain.Perhapsyouwill
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excuseme?Idon'tfeelquiteequaltoassistinganylongeratthewake.Ifyouwantsomethingtooccupyyourmindduringthenextact,trytoremembermyname."
Heslidfromhisseatanddisappeared.JillclutchedatDerek.
"Oh,Derek,it'stooawful.I'vejustbeentalkingtothemanwhowrotethisplay,andItoldhimitwastheworstthingIhadeverseen!"
"Didyou?"Dereksnorted."Well,it'sabouttimesomebodytoldhim!"Athoughtseemedtostrikehim."Why,whoishe?Ididn'tknowyouknewhim."
"Idon't.Idon'tevenknowhisname."
"Hisname,accordingtotheprogramme,isJohnGrant.Neverheardofhimbefore.Jill,Iwishyouwouldnottalktopeopleyoudon'tknow,"saidDerekwithanoteofannoyanceinhisvoice."Youcannevertellwhotheyare."
"But...."
"Especiallywithmymotherhere.Youmustbemorecareful."
Thecurtainrose.Jillsawthestagemistily.Fromchildhoodup,shehadneverbeenabletocureherselfofanunfortunatesensitivenesswhensharplyspokentobythosesheloved.Arebukingworldshecouldfacewithastoutheart,buttherehadalwaysbeenjustoneortwopeoplewhoselightestwordofcensurecouldcrushher.Herfatherhadalwayshadthateffectuponher,andnowDerekhadtakenhisplace.
Butiftherehadonlybeentimetoexplain....Derekcouldnotobjecttoherchattingwithafriendofherchildhood,evenifshehadcompletelyforgottenhimanddidnotrememberhisnameevennow.JohnGrant?MemoryfailedtoproduceanyjuvenileJohnGrantforherinspection.
Puzzlingoverthisproblem,Jillmissedmuchofthebeginningofthesecondact.Herswasadetachmentwhichtherestoftheaudiencewouldgladlyhaveshared.Forthepoeticdrama,afterabadstart,wasnowplungingintoworsedepthsofdullness.Thecoughinghadbecomealmostcontinuous.Thestalls,supportedbythepresenceoflargedrovesofSirChester'spersonalfriends,werestrugglinggallantlytomaintainasemblanceofinterest,butthepitandgalleryhadplainlygivenuphope.Thecriticofaweeklypaperofsmallcirculation,whohadbeenshovedupintheuppercircle,grimlyjotteddownthephrase"apatheticallyreceived"onhisprogramme.Hehadcometothetheatrethatnightinanaggrievedmood,formanagersusuallyputhiminthedress-circle.Hegotouthispencilagain.Anotherphrasehadoccurred
tohim,admirablefortheopeningofhisarticle."AttheLeicesterTheatre,"hewrote,"whereSirChesterPortwoodpresented'TriedbyFire,'dullnessreignedsupreme...."
Butyouneverknow.Callnoeveningdulltillitisover.Howeveruninterestingitsearlystagesmayhavebeenthatnightwastobeasanimatedandexcitingasanyaudiencecoulddesire--anighttobelookedbacktoandtalkedabout,forjustasthecriticof_LondonGossip_wrotethosedamningwordsonhisprogramme,guidinghispenciluncertainlyinthedark,acuriousyetfamiliarodourstoleoverthe
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house.
Thestallsgotitfirst,andsniffed.Itrosetothedress-circle,andthedress-circlesniffed.Floatingup,itsmotethesilentgallery.And,suddenly,comingtolifewithasingle-mindedabruptness,thegalleryceasedtobesilent.
"Fire!"
SirChesterPortwood,ploughinghiswaythroughalongspeech,stoppedandlookedapprehensivelyoverhisshoulder.Thegirlwiththelisp,whohadbeenlisteninginaperfunctorymannertothelongspeech,screamedloudly.Thevoiceofanunseenstage-handcalledthunderouslytoaninvisible"Bill"tocommerequick.Andfromthesceneryonthepromptsidetherecurledlazilyacrossthestageablackwispofsmoke.
"Fire!Fire!Fire!"
"Just,"saidavoiceatJill'selbow,"whattheplayneeded!"Themysteriousauthorwasbackinhisseatagain.
CHAPTERIII
JILLANDTHEUNKNOWNESCAPE
I
Inthesedayswhentheauthoritieswhowatchoverthewelfareofthecommunityhavetakenthetroubletoreiterateencouraginglyinprintednoticesthatafullhousecanbeemptiedinthreeminutesandthatallanaudiencehastodoinanemergencyistowalk,notrun,tothenearestexit,fireinthetheatrehaslostagooddealofitsold-time
terror.YetitwouldbepalteringwiththetruthtosaythattheaudiencewhichhadassembledtowitnesstheopeningperformanceofthenewplayattheLeicesterwasentirelyatitsease.Theasbestoscurtainwasalreadyonitswaydown,whichshouldhavebeenreassuring:butthenasbestoscurtainsneverlookthepart.Tothelayeyetheyseemjustthesortofthingthatwillblazequickest.Moreover,ithadnotyetoccurredtothemanattheswitchboardtoturnupthehouse-lights,andthedarknesswasdisconcerting.
Portionsofthehouseweretakingthethingbetterthanotherportions.Upinthegalleryavastactivitywasgoingon.Theclatteroffeetalmostdrownedtheshouting.Amomentbeforeitwouldhaveseemedincrediblethatanythingcouldhavemadetheoccupantsofthe
galleryanimated,buttheinstinctofself-preservationhadputnewlifeintothem.
Thestallshadnotyetentirelylosttheirself-control.Alarmwasintheair,butforthemomenttheyhungontherazor-edgebetweenpanicanddignity.Panicurgedthemtodosomethingsuddenandenergetic;dignitycounselledthemtowait.They,liketheoccupantsofthegallery,greatlydesiredtobeoutside,butitwasbadformtorushandjostle.Themenwereassistingthewomenintheircloaks,assuringthemthewhilethatitwas"allright"andthattheymustnotbe
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frightened.Butanothercurlofsmokehadcreptoutjustbeforetheasbestoscurtaincompleteditsdescent,andtheirwordslackedtheringofconviction.Themovementtowardstheexitshadnotyetbecomeastampede,butalreadythosewithseatsnearestthestagehadbeguntofeelthatthemorefortunateindividualsnearthedoorswereinfernallyslowinremovingthemselves.
Suddenly,asifbymutualinspiration,thecomposureofthestallsbegantoslip.Lookingfromabove,onecouldhaveseenasortofshudderrunthroughthecrowd.Itwastheeffectofeverymemberofthatcrowdstartingtomovealittlemorequickly.
AhandgraspedJill'sarm.Itwasacomfortinghand,thehandofamanwhohadnotlosthishead.Apleasantvoicebackedupitsmessageofreassurance.
"It'snogoodgettingintothatmob.Youmightgethurt.There'snodanger;theplayisn'tgoingon."
Jillwasshaken;butshehadthefightingspiritandhatedtoshowthatshewasshaken.Panicwasknockingatthedoorofhersoul,butdignityrefusedtobedislodged.
"Allthesame,"shesaid,smilingadifficultsmile,"itwouldbenice
togetout,wouldn'tit?"
"Iwasjustgoingtosuggestsomethingofthatverysort,"saidthemanbesideher."Thesamethoughtoccurredtome.Wecanstrolloutquitecomfortablybyourownprivateroute.Comealong."
Jilllookedoverhershoulder.DerekandLadyUnderhillweremergedintothemassofrefugees.Shecouldnotseethem.ForaninstantalittlespasmofpiquestungheratthethoughtthatDerekhaddesertedher.Shegropedherwayafterhercompanion,andpresentlytheycamebywayofalowerboxtotheironpass-doorleadingtothestage.
Asitopened,smokeblewthrough,andthesmellofburningwas
formidable.Jillrecoiledinvoluntarily.
"It'sallright,"saidhercompanion."Itsmellsworsethanitreallyis.And,anyway,thisisthequickestwayout."
Theypassedthroughontothestage,andfoundthemselvesinaworldofnoiseandconfusioncomparedwithwhichtheauditoriumwhichtheyhadlefthadbeenapeacefulplace.Smokewaseverywhere.Astage-hand,carryingabucket,lurchedpastthem,bellowing.Fromsomewhereoutofsightontheothersideofthestagetherecameasoundofchopping.Jill'scompanionmovedquicklytotheswitchboard,groped,foundahandle,andturnedit.Inthenarrowspacebetweenthecorneroftheprosceniumandtheedgeoftheasbestoscurtainlights
flashedup:andsimultaneouslytherecameasuddendiminutionofthenoisefromthebodyofthehouse.Thestalls,snatchedfromtheintimidatingspellofthedarknessandabletoseeeachother'sfaces,discoveredthattheyhadbeenbehavingindecorouslyandcheckedtheirstruggling,alittleashamedofthemselves.Thereliefwouldbeonlymomentary,but,whileitlasted,itpostponedpanic.
"Gostraightacrossthestage,"Jillheardhercompanionsay,"outalongthepassageandturntotheright,andyou'llbeatthestage-door.Ithink,asthereseemsnooneelsearoundtodoit,I'd
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bettergooutandsayafewsoothingwordstothecustomers.Otherwisethey'llbebitingholesineachother."
Hesqueezedthroughthenarrowopeninginfrontofthecurtain.
"Ladiesandgentlemen!"
Jillremainedwhereshewas,leaningwithonehandagainsttheswitchboard.Shemadenoattempttofollowthedirectionshehadgivenher.Shewasawareofasenseofcomradeship,ofbeingwiththismaninthisadventure.Ifhestayed,shemuststay.Togonowthroughthesafetyofthestage-doorwouldbeabominabledesertion.Shelistened,andfoundthatshecouldhearplainlyinspiteofthenoise.Thesmokewasworsethanever,andhurthereyes,sothatthefiguresofthetheatre-firemen,hurryingtoandfro,seemedlikeBrockenspectres.Sheslippedacornerofhercloakacrosshermouth,andwasabletobreathemoreeasily.
"Ladiesandgentlemen,Iassureyouthatthereisabsolutelynodanger.Iamastrangertoyou,sothereisnoreasonwhyyoushouldtakemyword,butfortunatelyIcangiveyousolidproof.Iftherewereanydanger,_I_wouldn'tbehere.Allthathashappenedisthatthewarmthofyourreceptionoftheplayhassetapieceofsceneryalight...."
Acrimson-facedstage-hand,carryinganaxeinblackenedhands,roaredinJill'sear.
"'Opit!"shoutedthestage-hand.Hecasthisaxedownwithaclatter."Can'tyouseetheplaceisafire?"
"But--butI'mwaitingfor...."Jillpointedtowhereherallywasstilladdressinganaudiencethatseemedreluctanttostopandlistentohim.
Thestage-handsquintedoutroundtheedgeofthecurtain.
"Ifhe'safriendofyours,miss,kindlyget'imtocheeseitandgetamoveon.We'reclearingout.There'snothingwecando.It'sgottoomuchofan'old.Inaboutanothertwotickstheroof'sgoingtodroponus."
Jill'sfriendcamesqueezingbackthroughtheopening.
"Hullo!Stillhere?"Heblinkedapprovinglyatherthroughthesmoke."You'realittlesoldier!Well,Augustus,what'sonyourmind?"
Thesimplequestionseemedtotakethestage-handaback.
"Wot'sonmymind?I'lltellyouwot'sonmyblinkingmind...."
"Don'ttellme.Letmeguess.I'vegotit!Theplaceisonfire!"
Thestage-handexpectorateddisgustedly.Flippancyatsuchamomentoffendedhissensibilities.
"We're'oppingit,"hesaid.
"Greatmindsthinkalike!_We_arehoppingit,too."
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"You'dbetter!Anddamnquick!"
"And,asyousuggest,damnquick.Youthinkofeverything!"
Jillfollowedhimacrossthestage.Herheartwasbeatingviolently.Therewasnotonlysmokenow,butheat.Acrossthestagelittlescarletflameswereshooting,andsomethinglargeandhard,unseenthroughthesmoke,fellwithacrash.Theairwasheavywiththesmellofburningpaint.
"Where'sSirChesterPortwood?"enquiredhercompanionofthestage-hand,whohurriedbesidethem.
"'Oppedit!"repliedtheotherbriefly,andcoughedraspinglyasheswallowedsmoke.
"Strange,"saidthemaninJill'sear,ashepulledheralong."Thisway.Sticktome.Strangehowthedramaanticipateslife!AttheendofActTwotherewasascenewhereSirChesterhadtocreepsombrelyoutintothenight,andnowhe'sgoneanddoneit!Ah!"
Theyhadstumbledthroughadoorwayandwereoutinanarrowpassage,wheretheair,thoughtainted,wascomparativelyfresh.Jilldrewadeepbreath.Hercompanionturnedtothestage-handandfeltinhis
pocket.
"Here."Acoinchangedhands."Goandgetadrink.Youneeditafterallthis."
"Thankyou,sir."
"Don'tmentionit.You'vesavedourlives.Supposeyouhadn'tcomeupandtoldus,andwehadnevernoticedtherewasafire!"HeturnedtoJill."Here'sthestage-door.Shallwecreepsombrelyoutintothenight?"
Theguardianofthestage-doorwasstandingintheentranceofhis
littlehutch,plainlyperplexed.Hewasaslowthinkerandamanwhoselifewasruledbyroutine,andtheeventsoftheeveninghadlefthimuncertainhowtoact.
"Wot'sallthisaboutafire?"hedemanded.
Jill'sfriendstopped.
"Afire?"HelookedatJill."Did_you_hearanythingaboutafire?"
"Theyallcomebustin'past'ereyellingthere'safire,"persistedthedoor-man.
"ByGeorge!NowIcometothinkofit,you'reperfectlyright!There _is_afire!Ifyouwaitherealittlelongeryou'llgetitinthesmalloftheback.Taketheadviceofanoldfriendwhomeansyouwellandvanish.Intheinspiredwordsoftheladwe'vejustpartedfrom,'opit!"
Thestage-doormanturnedthisoverinhismindforaspace.
"ButI'msupposedtostay'eretilleleven-thirtyandlockup!"hesaid."That'swhatI'msupposedtodo.Stay'eretilleleven-thirty
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andlockup!Anditain'tbuttenforty-fivenow."
"Iseethedifficulty,"saidJill'scompanionthoughtfully.
"Well,Casabianca,I'mafraidIdon'tseehowtohelpyou.It'samatterforyourownconscience.Idon'twanttolureyoufromtheburningdeck;ontheotherhand,ifyoustickonhereyou'llmostcertainlybefiredonbothsides....But,tellme.Youspokeaboutlockingupsomethingateleven-thirty.Whatareyousupposedtolockup?"
"Why,thetheatre."
"Thenthat'sallright.Byeleven-thirtytherewon't_be_atheatre.IfIwereyou,Ishouldleavequietlyandunostentatiouslynow.To-morrow,ifyouwishit,andifthey'vecooledoffsufficiently,youcancomeandsitontheruins.Goodnight!"
II
Outside,theairwascoldandcrisp.Jilldrewherwarmcloakcloser.Roundthecornertherewasnoiseandshouting.Fire-engineshadarrived.Jill'scompanionlitacigarette.
"Doyouwishtostopandseetheconflagration?"heasked.
Jillshivered.Shewasmoreshakenthanshehadrealized.
"I'veseenalltheconflagrationIwant."
"Samehere.Well,it'sbeenanexcitingevening.Startedslow,Iadmit,butwarmeduplater!WhatIseemtoneedatthemomentisarestorativestrollalongtheEmbankment.Doyouknow,SirChesterPortwooddidn'tlikethetitleofmyplay.Hesaid'TriedbyFire'wastoomelodramatic.Well,hecan'tsaynowitwasn'tappropriate."
Theymadetheirwaytowardstheriver,avoidingthestreetwhichwasblockedbythecrowdsandthefire-engines.AstheycrossedtheStrand,themanlookedback.Aredglowwasinthesky.
"Agreatblaze!"hesaid."Whatyoumightcall--infactwhatthepapers_will_call--aholocaust.Quiteatreatforthepopulace."
"Doyouthinktheywillbeabletoputitout?"
"Notachance.It'sgottoomuchofahold.It'sapityyouhadn'tthatgarden-hoseofyourswithyou,isn'tit?"
Jillstopped,wide-eyed.
"Garden-hose?"
"Don'tyourememberthegarden-hose?Ido!Icanfeelthatclammyfeelingofthewatertricklingdownmybacknow!"
Memory,alwaysalaggardbythewaysidethatredeemsitselfbyaneleventh-hourrush,racedbacktoJill.TheEmbankmentturnedtoasun-litgarden,andtheJanuarynighttoaJulyday.Shestaredathim.Hewaslookingatherwithawhimsicalsmile.Itwasasmile
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which,pleasantto-day,hadseemedmockingandhostileonthatafternoonyearsago.Shehadalwaysfeltthenthathewaslaughingather,andattheageoftwelveshehadresentedlaughteratherexpense.
"Yousurelycan'tbeWallyMason!""Iwaswonderingwhenyouwouldremember.""Buttheprogrammecalledyousomethingelse--Johnsomething."
"Thatwasacunningdisguise.WallyMasonistheonlygenuineandofficialname.And,byJove!I'vejustrememberedyours.ItwasMariner.Bytheway,"--hepausedforanalmostimperceptibleinstant--"isitstill?"
CHAPTERIV
THELASTOFTHEROOKESTAKESAHAND
I
Jillwashardlyawarethathehadaskedheraquestion.Shewassufferingthatmomentarysenseofunrealitywhichcomestouswhentheyearsrollawayandwearethrownabruptlybackintothedaysofourchildhood.ThelogicalsideofhermindwasquiteawarethattherewasnothingremarkableinthefactthatWallyMason,whohadbeentoheralltheseyearsaboyinanEtonsuit,shouldnowpresenthimselfasagrownman.Butforallthatthetransformationhadsomethingoftheeffectofaconjuring-trick.Itwasnotonlythealterationinhisappearancethatstartledher:itwastheamazingchangeinhispersonality.WallyMasonhadbeenthe_bêtenoire_ofherchildhood.Shehadneverfailedtolookbackattheepisodeofthegarden-hosewiththefeelingthatshehadactedwell,that--howevershemighthavestrayedinthoseearlydaysfromthestraightandnarrowpath--inthat
oneparticularcrisisshehaddonetherightthing.Andnowshehadtakenaninstantlikingforhim.Easilyasshemadefriends,shehadseldombeforefeltsoimmediatelydrawntoastrangeman.Gonewastheancienthostility,andinitsplaceasoothingsenseofcomradeship.ThedirecteffectofthiswastomakeJillfeelsuddenlyold.Itwasasifsomelinkthatjoinedhertoherchildhoodhadbeensnapped.
SheglanceddowntheEmbankment.Closeby,totheleft,WaterlooBridgeloomedup,darkandmassiveagainstthesteel-greysky.Atram-car,fullofhome-boundtravellers,clatteredpastoverrailsthatshonewiththepeculiarlyfrost-bittengleamthatseemstoheraldsnow.Acrosstherivereverythingwasdarkandmysterious,exceptfor
anoccasionallamp-postandthedimilluminationofthewharves.Itwasadepressingprospect,andthethoughtcrossedhermindthattothederelictswhosenightlyresting-placewasaseatontheEmbankmenttheviewmustseemevenbleakerthanitdidtoherself.Shegavealittleshiver.Somehowthissuddenseverancefromtheolddayshadbroughtwithitaforlornness.Sheseemedtobestandingaloneinachangedworld.
"Cold?"saidWallyMason.
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"Alittle."
"Let'swalk."
Theymovedwestwards.Cleopatra'sNeedleshotupbesidethem,apointingfinger.Downonthesilentriverbelow,coffin-likerow-boatslaymooredtothewall.ThroughabreakinthetreestheclockovertheHousesofParliamentshoneforaninstantasifsuspendedinthesky,thenvanishedasthetreesclosedin.AdistantbargeinthedirectionofBatterseawailedandwasstill.Ithadamournfulandforebodingsound.Jillshiveredagain.Itannoyedherthatshecouldnotshakeoffthisquiteuncalled-formelancholy,butitwithstoodeveryeffort.Whysheshouldhavefeltthatachapter,apleasantchapter,inthebookofherlifehadbeenclosed,shecouldnothavesaid,butthefeelinglingered.
"CorrectmeifIamwrong,"saidWallyMason,breakingasilencethathadlastedseveralminutes,"butyouseemtometobefreezinginyourtracks.EversinceIcametoLondonI'vehadahabitofheadingfortheEmbankmentintimesofmentalstress,butperhapsthemiddleofwinterisnotquitethemomentforcommuningwiththenight.TheSavoyishandy,ifwestopwalkingawayfromit.Ithinkwemightcelebratethisre-unionwithalittlesupper,don'tyou?"
Jill'sdepressiondisappearedmagically.Hermercurialtemperamentasserteditself.
"Lights!"shesaid."Music!"
"Andfood!Toanetherealpersonlikeyouthatremarkmayseemgross,butIhadnodinner."
"Youpoordear!Whynot?"
"Justnervousness."
"Why,ofcourse."Theinterludeofthefirehadcausedhertoforget
hisprivateandpersonalconnectionwiththenight'sevents.Hermindwentbacktosomethinghehadsaidinthetheatre."Wally--"Shestopped,alittleembarrassed."IsupposeIoughttocallyouMr.Mason,butI'vealwaysthoughtofyou...."
"Wally,ifyouplease,Jill.It'snotasthoughwewerestrangers.Ihaven'tmybookofetiquettewithme,butIfancythataboutelevengallonsofcoldwaterdowntheneckconstitutesanintroduction.Whatwereyougoingtosay?"
"ItwaswhatyousaidtoFreddieaboutputtingupmoney.Didyoureally?"
"Putupthemoneyforthatghastlyplay?Idid.Everycent.Itwastheonlywaytogetitputon."
"Butwhy...?IforgetwhatIwasgoingtosay!"
"WhydidIwantitputon?Well,itdoesseemodd,butIgiveyoumyhonestwordthatuntilto-nightIthoughtthedarnedthingamasterpiece.I'vebeenwritingmusicalcomediesforthelastfewyears,andafteryou'vedonethatforawhileyoursoulrisesupwithinyouandsays,'Come,come,mylad!Youcandobetterthan
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this!'That'swhatminesaid,andIbelievedit.SubsequenteventshaveprovedthatSidneytheSoulwaspullingmyleg!"
"But--thenyou'velostagreatdealofmoney?"
"Thehoardedwealth,ifyoudon'tmindmybeingmelodramaticforamoment,ofalifetime.Andnohonestoldservitorwhodangledmeonhiskneeasababytocomealongandoffermehissavings!Theydon'tmakeservitorslikethatinAmerica,worseluck.ThereisaSwedishladywholooksaftermysimpleneedsbackthere,butinstincttellsmethat,ifIweretoapproachheronthesubjectoflooseningupforthebenefitoftheyoungmaster,shewouldcallacop.Still,I'vegainedexperience,whichtheysayisjustasgoodascash,andI'veenoughmoneylefttopaythebill,atanyrate,socomealong."
Inthesupper-roomoftheSavoyHoteltherewas,asanticipated,foodandlightandmusic.Itwasstillearly,andthetheatreshadnotyetemptiedthemselves,sothatthebigroomwasasyetbuthalffull.WallyMasonhadfoundatableinthecorner,andproceededtoorderwiththeconcentrationofahungryman.
"Forgivemydwellingsotenselyonthebill-of-fare,"hesaid,whenthewaiterhadgone."Youdon'tknowwhatitmeanstooneinmyconditiontohavetochoosebetween_pouletencasserole_andkidneys
_àlamâitred'hôtel_.Aman'scross-roads!"
Jillsmiledhappilyacrossthetableathim.Shecouldhardlybelievethatthisoldfriendwithwhomshehadgonethroughtheperilsofthenightandwithwhomshewasnowabouttofeastwasthesinisterfigurethathadcastashadowonherchildhood.Helookedpositivelyincapableofpullingalittlegirl'shair--asnodoubthewas.
"Youalwaysweregreedy,"shecommented."JustbeforeIturnedthehoseonyou,Irememberyouhadmadeyourselfthoroughlydislikedbypocketingapieceofmybirthdaycake."
"Doyourememberthat?"Hiseyeslitupandhesmiledbackather.He
hadaningratiatingsmile.Hismouthwasratherwide,anditseemedtostretchrightacrosshisface.HeremindedJillmorethaneverofabig,friendlydog."Icanfeelitnow--allsquashyinmypocket,inextricablymingledwithacatapult,acoupleofmarbles,aboxofmatches,andsomestring.Iwasquitethehumangeneralstoreinthosedays.Whichremindsmethatwehavebeensometimesettlingdowntoanexchangeofourchildishreminiscences,haven'twe?"
"I'vebeentryingtorealizethatyouareWallyMason.Youhavealteredso."
"Forthebetter?"
"Verymuchforthebetter!Youwereahorridlittlebrute.Youusedtoterrifyme.Ineverknewwhenyouweregoingtoboundoutatmefrombehindatreeorsomething.Irememberyourchasingmeformiles,shriekingatthetopofyourvoice!"
"Sheerembarrassment!ItoldyoujustnowhowIusedtoworshipyou.IfIshriekedalittle,itwasmerelybecauseIwasshy.Ididittohidemydevotion."
"Youcertainlysucceeded.Ineverevensuspectedit."
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Wallysighed.
"Howlikelife!Inevertoldmylove,butletconcealmentlikeawormi'thebud...."
"Talkingofworms,youonceputonedownmyback!"
"No,no,"saidWallyinashockedvoice."NotthatIIwasboisterous,perhaps,butsurelyalwaysthegentleman."
"Youdid!Intheshrubbery.Therehadbeenathunderstormand...."
"Iremembertheincidentnow.Ameremisunderstanding.Ihaddonewiththeworm,andthoughtyoumightbegladtohaveit."
"Youwerealwaysdoingthingslikethat.Onceyouheldmeoverthepondandthreatenedtodropmeintothewater--inthewinter!JustbeforeChristmas.Itwasaparticularlymeanthingtodo,becauseIcouldn'tevenkickyourshinsforfearyouwouldletmefall.LuckilyUncleChriscameupandmadeyoustop."
"Youconsideredthatafortunateoccurrence,didyou?"saidWally."Well,perhapsfromyourpointofviewitmayhavebeen.Isawthe
thingfromadifferentangle.Yourunclehadawhangeewithhim.MyfriendssometimeswonderwhatImeanwhenIsaythatmyoldwoundtroublesmeinfrostyweather.Bytheway,howisyouruncle?"
"Oh,he'sverywell.Justaslazyasever.He'sawayatpresent,downatBrighton."
"Hedidn'tstrikemeaslazy,"saidWallythoughtfully."Dynamicwouldexpressitbetter.ButperhapsIhappenedtoencounterhiminamomentofenergy.Ah!"Thewaiterhadreturnedwithaloadedtray."Thefood!ForgivemeifIseemalittledistraitforamomentortwo.Thereisman'sworkbeforeme!"
"Andlateron,Isuppose,youwouldlikeachoporsomethingtotakeawayinyourpocket?"
"Iwillthinkitover.Possiblyalittlesoup.Myneedsareverysimplethesedays."
Jillwatchedhimwithagrowingsenseofsatisfaction.Therewassomethingboyishlyengagingaboutthisman.Shefeltathomewithhim.HeaffectedherinmuchthesamewayasdidFreddieRooke.Hewasadefiniteadditiontothethingsthatwenttomakeherhappy.
Shelikedhimparticularlyforbeingsuchagoodloser.Shehadalwaysbeenagoodloserherself,andthequalitywasonewhichshe
admired.Itwasniceofhimtodismissfromhisconversation--andapparentlyfromhisthoughts--thatnight'sfiascoandallthatitmusthavecosthim.Shewonderedhowmuchhehadlost.Certainlysomethingverysubstantial.Yetitseemedtotroublehimnotatall.Jillconsideredhisbehaviourgallant,andherheartwarmedtohim.Thiswashowamanoughttotaketheslingsandarrowsofoutrageousfortune.
Wallysighedcontentedly,andleanedbackinhischair.
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"Anunpleasantexhibition!"hesaidapologetically."Butunavoidable.And,anyway,Itakeitthatyouprefertohavemewell-fedandhappyabouttheplacethanswooningonthefloorwithstarvation.Awonderfulthing,food!Iamnowreadytoconverseintelligentlyonanysubjectyoucaretosuggest.Ihaveeatenrose-leavesandamnomoreagoldenass,sotospeak.Whatshallwetalkabout?"
"Tellmeaboutyourself."
"Thereisnonoblertopic.Butwhataspectofmyselfdoyouwishmetotouchon?Mythoughts,mytastes,myamusements,mycareer,orwhat?Icantalkaboutmyselfforhours.MyfriendsinNewYorkoftencomplainaboutitbitterly."
"NewYork?"saidJill."Oh,thenyouliveinAmerica?"
"Yes.Ionlycameoverheretoseethatdarnedfalsealarmofaplayofmineputon."
"Whydidn'tyouputitoninNewYork?"
"Toomanyoftheladsofthevillageknowmeoverthere.Thiswasanewdeparture,yousee.Whatthecriticsinthosepartsexpectfrommeissomethingentitled'Wow!Wow!'or'TheGirlfromYonkers.'Itwould
haveunsettledtheirmindstofindmebreakingoutinpoeticdrama.Theyaremenofcoarsefibreandribaldmindandtheywouldhavebeenfunnyaboutit.Ithoughtitwisertocomeoverhereamongstrangers,littlethinkingthatIshouldsitinthenextseattosomebodyIhadknownallmylife."
"ButwhendidyougotoAmerica?Andwhy?"
"Ithinkitmusthavebeenfour--five--well,quiteanumberofyearsafterthehoseepisode.Probablyyoudidn'tobservethatIwasn'tstillaround,butwecreptsilentlyoutoftheneighbourhoodroundaboutthattimeandwenttoliveinLondon."Histonelostitslightnessmomentarily."Myfatherdied,youknow,andthatsortof
brokethingsup.Hedidn'tleaveanytoomuchmoney,either.ApparentlywehadbeenlivingonrathertooexpensiveascaleduringthetimeIknewyou.Atanyrate,IwasmoreorlessupagainstituntilyourfathergotmeajobinanofficeinNewYork."
"Myfather!"
"Yes.Itwaswonderfullygoodofhimtobotheraboutme.Ididn'tsupposehewouldhaveknownmebysight,and,evenifhehadrememberedme,Ishouldn'thaveimaginedthatthememorywouldhavebeenapleasantone.Buthecouldn'thavetakenmoretroubleifIhadbeenablood-relation."
"Thatwasjustlikefather,"saidJillsoftly.
"Hewasaprince."
"Butyouaren'tintheofficenow?"
"No.IfoundIhadaknackofwritingversesandthings,andIwroteafewvaudevillesongs.ThenIcameacrossamannamedBevanatamusicpublisher's.Hewasjuststartingtowritemusic,andwegottogetherandturnedoutsomevaudevillesketches,andthenamanagersentfor
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ustofixupashowthatwasdyingontheroadandwehadthegoodlucktoturnitintoasuccess,andafterthatitwasprettygoodgoing.GeorgeBevangotmarriedtheotherday.Luckydevil!"
"Areyoumarried?"
"No."
"Youwerefaithfultomymemory?"saidJillwithasmile.
"Iwas."
"Itcan'tlast,"saidJill,shakingherhead."Oneofthesedaysyou'llmeetsomelovelyAmericangirlandthenyou'llputawormdownherbackorpullherhairorwhateveritisyoudowhenyouwanttoshowyourdevotion,and....Whatareyoulookingat?Issomethinginterestinggoingonbehindme?"
Hehadbeenlookingpastheroutintotheroom.
"It'snothing,"hesaid."Onlythere'sastatuesqueoldladyabouttwotablesbackofyouwhohasbeenstaringatyou,withintervalsforrefreshment,forthelastfiveminutes.Youseemtofascinateher."
"Anoldlady?"
"Yes.Withaglare!ShelookslikeDunsany'sBirdoftheDifficultEye.Counttenandturncarelesslyround,There,atthattable.Almostbehindyou."
"GoodHeavens!"exclaimedJill.
Sheturnedquicklyroundagain.
"What'sthematter?Doyouknowher?Somebodyyoudon'twanttomeet?"
"It'sLadyUnderhill!AndDerek'swithher!"
Wallyhadbeenliftinghisglass.Heputitdownrathersuddenly.
"Derek?"hesaid.
"DerekUnderhill.ThemanI'mengagedtomarry."
Therewasamoment'ssilence.
"Oh!"saidWallythoughtfully."Themanyou'reengagedtomarry?Yes,Isee!"
Heraisedhisglassagain,anddrankitscontentsquickly.
II
Jilllookedathercompanionanxiously.RecenteventshadcausedhercompletelytoforgettheexistenceofLadyUnderhill.Shewasalwayssointenselyinterestedinwhatshehappenedtobedoingatthemomentthatsheoftensufferedthesetemporarylapsesofmemory.Itoccurredtohernow--toolate,asusual--thattheSavoyHotelwasthelastplaceinLondonwheresheshouldhavecometosupperwithWally.It
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wasthehotelwhereLadyUnderhillwasstaying.Shefrowned.Lifehadsuddenlyceasedtobecarelessandhappy,andhadbecomeaproblem-riddenthing,fullofperplexityandmisunderstandings.
"WhatshallIdo?"
WallyMasonstartedatthesoundofhervoice.Heappearedtobedeepinthoughtsofhisown.
"Ibegyourpardon?"
"WhatshallIdo?"
"Ishouldn'tbeworried."
"Derekwillbeawfullycross."
Wally'sgood-humouredmouthtightenedalmostimperceptibly.
"Why?"hesaid."There'snothingwronginyourhavingsupperwithanoldfriend."
"N-no,"saidJilldoubtfully."But...."
"DerekUnderhill,"saidWallyreflectively."IsthatSirDerekUnderhill,whosenameone'salwaysseeinginthepapers?"
"Derekisinthepapersalot.He'sanM.P.andallsortsofthings."
"Good-lookingfellow.Ah,here'sthecoffee."
"Idon'twantany,thanks."
"Nonsense.Whyspoilyourmealbecauseofthis?Doyousmoke?"
"No,thanks."
"Givenitup,eh?Daresayyou'rewise.Stuntsthegrowthandincreasestheexpenses."
"Givenitup?"
"Don'tyouremembersharingoneofyourfather'scigarswithmebehindthehaystackinthemeadow?Wecutitinhalf.Ifinishedmyhalf,butIfancyaboutthreepuffswereenoughforyou.Thosewerehappydays!"
"Thatonewasn't!OfcourseIrememberitnow.Idon'tsupposeIshalleverforgetit."
"Thethingwasmyfault,asusual.IrecollectIdaredyou."
"Yes.Ialwaystookadare."
"Doyoustill?"
"Whatdoyoumean?"
Wallyknockedtheashoffhiscigarette.
"Well,"hesaidslowly,"suppose!weretodareyoutogetupandwalk
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overtothattableandlookyourfiancéintheeyeandsay,'Stopscowlingatmybackhair!I'veaperfectrighttobesuppingwithanoldfriend!'--wouldyoudoit?"
"Ishe?"saidJillstartled.
"Scowling?Can'tyoufeelitonthebackofyourhead?"Hedrewthoughtfullyathiscigarette."IfIwereyouIshouldstopthatsortofthingatthesource.It'sahabitthatcan'tbediscouragedinahusbandtooearly.Scowlingisthecivilizedman'ssubstituteforwife-beating."
Jillmoveduncomfortablyinherchair.Herquicktemperresentedhistone.Therewasahostility,ahardlyveiledcontemptinhisvoicewhichstungher.Derekwassacred.Whoevercriticisedhim,presumed.Wally,afewminutesbeforeafriendandanagreeablecompanion,seemedtohertohavechanged.Hewasoncemoretheboywhomshehaddislikedintheolddays.Therewasagleaminhereyeswhichshouldhavewarnedhim,buthewenton.
"IshouldimaginethatthisDerekofyoursisnotoneofourleadingsunbeams.Well,Isupposehecouldhardlybe,ifthat'shismotherandthereisanythinginheredity."
"Pleasedon'tcriticiseDerek,"saidJillcoldly.
"Iwasonlysaying...."
"Nevermind.Idon'tlikeit."
AslowflushcreptoverWally'sface.Hemadenoreply,andtherefellbetweenthemasilencethatwaslikeashadow,Jillsippedhercoffeemiserably.Shewasregrettingthatlittlespurtoftemper.Shewishedshecouldhaverecalledthewords.Notthatitwastheactualwordsthathadtornasunderthisgossamerthing,thefriendshipwhichtheyhadbeguntoweavelikesomefragileweb:itwashermanner,themanneroftheprincessrebukinganunderling.Sheknewthat,ifshe
hadstruckhim,shecouldnothaveoffendedWallymoredeeply.Therearesomemenwhoseebullientnaturesenablethemtoriseunscathedfromtheworstsnub.Wally,herintuitiontoldher,wasnotthatkindofman.
Therewasonlyonewayofmendingthematter.Intheseclashesofhumantemperaments,thesesuddenstormsthatspringupoutofaclearsky,itispossiblesometimestorepairthedamage,ifthepsychologicalmomentisresolutelyseized,bytalkingrapidlyandwithdetachmentonneutraltopics.Wordshavemadetherift,andwordsalonecanbridgeit.ButneitherJillnorhercompanioncouldfindwords,andthesilencelengthenedgrimly.WhenWallyspoke,itwasintheleveltonesofapolitestranger.
"Yourfriendshavegone."
Hisvoicewasthevoiceinwhich,whenshewentonrailwayjourneys,fellow-travellersinthecarriageenquiredofJillifshewouldpreferthewindowupordown.Ithadtheeffectofkillingherregretsandfeedingherresentment.Shewasagirlwhoneverrefusedachallenge,andshesetherselftobeasfrigidlypoliteandaloofashe.
"Really?"shesaid."Whendidtheyleave?"
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"Amomentago."Thelightsgavethewarningflickerthatannouncesthearrivalofthehourofclosing.Inthemomentarydarknesstheybothrose.Wallyscrawledhisnameacrossthebillwhichthewaiterhadinsinuateduponhisattention."Isupposewehadbetterbemoving?"
Theycrossedtheroominsilence.Everybodywasmovinginthesamedirection.Thebroadstairwayleadingtothelobbywascrowdedwithchatteringsupper-parties.Thelighthadgoneupagain.
Atthecloak-roomWallystopped.
"IseeUnderhillwaitingupthere,"hesaidcasually."Totakeyouhome,Isuppose.Shallwesaygood-night?I'mstayinginthehotel."
Jillglancedtowardstheheadofthestairs.Derekwasthere.Hewasalone.LadyUnderhillpresumablyhadgoneuptoherroomintheelevator.
Wallywasholdingouthishand.Hisfacewasstolidandhiseyesavoidedhers.
"Good-bye,"hesaid.
"Good-bye,"saidJill.
Shefeltcuriouslyembarrassed.Atthislastmomenthostilityhadweakened,andshewasconsciousofadesiretomakeamends.Sheandthismanhadbeenthroughmuchtogetherthatnight,muchthatwasperilousandmuchthatwaspleasant.Asuddenfeelingofremorsecameoverher.
"You'llcomeandseeus,won'tyou?"shesaidalittlewistfully."I'msuremyunclewouldliketomeetyouagain."
"It'sverygoodofyou,"saidWally,"butI'mafraidIshallbegoingbacktoAmericaatanymomentnow."
Pique,thatallyofthedevil,regaineditsslippinggripuponJill.
"Oh?I'msorry,"shesaidindifferently."Well,good-bye,then."
"Good-bye."
"Ihopeyouhaveapleasantvoyage."
"Thanks."
Heturnedintothecloak-room,andJillwentupthestairstojoinDerek.Shefeltangryanddepressed,fullofasenseofthefutility
ofthings.Peopleflashedintoone'slifeandoutagain.Wherewasthesenseofit?
III
Derekhadbeenscowling,andDerekstillscowled.Hiseyebrowswereformidable,andhismouthsmilednowelcomeatJillassheapproachedhim.Theevening,portionsofwhichJillhadfoundsoenjoyable,hadcontainednopleasantportionsforDerek.Lookingbackoveralifetime
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whoseeventshadbeenalmostuniformlyagreeable,hetoldhimselfthathecouldnotrecallanotherdaywhichhadgonesocompletelyawry.Ithadstartedwiththefog.Hehatedfog.ThenhadcomethatmeetingwithhismotheratCharingCross,whichhadbeenenoughtoupsethimbyitself.Afterthat,risingtoacrescendoofunpleasantness,thedayhadprovidedthatappallingsituationattheAlbany,therecollectionofwhichstillmadehimtingle;andtherehadfollowedthesilentdinner,theboredomoftheearlypartoftheplay,thefireatthetheatre,theundignifiedscramblefortheexits,andnowthisdiscoveryofthegirlwhomhewasengagedtomarrysuppingattheSavoywithafellowhedidn'tremembereverhavingseeninhislife.AllthesethingscombinedtoinduceinDerekamoodborderingonferocity.Hisbirthandincomecombiningtomakehimoneofthespoiledchildrenoftheworld,hadfittedhimillforsuchaseriesofcatastrophes.HereceivedJillwithfrozensilenceandledherouttothewaitingtaxi-cab.Itwasonlywhenthecabhadstartedonitsjourneythathefoundreliefinspeech.
"Well,"hesaid,masteringwithdifficultyaninclinationtoraisehisvoicetoashout,"perhapsyouwillkindlyexplain?"
Jillhadsunkbackagainstthecushionsofthecab.Thetouchofhisbodyagainsthersalwaysgaveherathrill,halfpleasurable,halffrightening.Shehadnevermetanybodywhoaffectedherinthiswayas
Derekdid.Shemovedalittlecloser,andfeltforhishand.But,asshetouchedit,itretreated--coldly.Herheartsank.Itwaslikebeingcutinpublicbysomebodyverydignified.
"Derek,darling!"Herlipstrembled.OthershadseenthissideofDerekUnderhillfrequently,forhewasamanwhobelievedinkeepingtheworldinitsplace,butshenever.Toherhehadalwaysbeentheperfect,graciousknight.Alittletooperfect,perhaps,atrifletoogracious,possibly,butshehadbeentoodeeplyinlovetonoticethat."Don'tbecross!"
TheEnglishlanguageistherichestintheworld,andyetsomehowinmomentswhenwordscountmostwegenerallychoosethewrongones.The
adjective"cross"asadescriptionofhisJove-likewraththatconsumedhiswholebeingjarreduponDerekprofoundly.ItwasasthoughPrometheus,withthevulturestearinghisliver,hadbeenaskedifhewerepiqued.
"Cross!"
Thecabrolledon.Lightsfromlamp-postsflashedinatwindows.Itwasapale,anxiouslittlefacethattheylitupwhentheyshoneuponJill.
"Ican'tunderstandyou,"saidDerekatlast.Jillnoticedthathehadnotyetaddressedherbyhername.Hewasspeakingstraightoutin
frontofhimasifheweresoliloquising."Isimplycannotunderstandyou.Afterwhathappenedbeforedinnerto-night,foryoutocapeverythingbygoingoffalonetosupperatarestaurant,wherehalfthepeopleintheroommusthaveknownyou,withaman...."
"Youdon'tunderstand!"
"Exactly!IsaidIdidnotunderstand."ThefeelingofhavingscoredapointmadeDerekfeelalittlebetter."Iadmitit.Yourbehaviourisincomprehensible.Wheredidyoumeetthisfellow?"
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"Imethimatthetheatre.Hewastheauthoroftheplay."
"Themanyoutoldmeyouhadbeentalkingto?Thefellowwhoscrapedacquaintancewithyoubetweentheacts?"
"ButIfoundouthewasanoldfriend.Imean,IknewhimwhenIwasachild."
"Youdidn'ttellmethat."
"Ionlyfounditoutlater."
"Afterhehadinvitedyoutosupper!It'smaddening!"criedDerek,thesenseofhiswrongssurgingbackoverhim."Whatdoyousupposemymotherthought?Sheaskedmewhothemanwithyouwas.IhadtosayIdidn'tknow!Whatdoyousupposeshethought?"
ItistobedoubtedwhetheranythingelseintheworldcouldhaverestoredthefightingspirittoJill'scoweringsoulatthatmoment;butthereferencetoLadyUnderhillachievedthismiracle.Thatdeepmutualantipathywhichissomuchmorecommonthanloveatfirstsighthadsprungupbetweenthetwoattheinstantoftheirmeeting.Thecircumstancesofthatmeetinghadcausedittotakerootandgrow.To
Jill,Derek'smotherwasbythistimenotsomuchafellowhumanbeingwhomshedislikedasasomething,asortofforce,thatmadeforherunhappiness.Shewasamenaceandaloathing.
"Ifyourmotherhadaskedmethatquestion,"sheretortedwithspirit,"Ishouldhavetoldherthathewasthemanwhogotmesafelyoutofthetheatreafteryou...."Shecheckedherself.Shedidnotwanttosaytheunforgivablething."Yousee,"shesaidmorequietly,"youhaddisappeared...."
"Mymotherisanoldwoman,"saidDerekstiffly."NaturallyIhadtolookafterher.Icalledtoyoutofollow."
"Oh,Iunderstand.I'msimplytryingtoexplainwhathappened.Iwasthereallalone,andWallyMason...."
"Wally!"Derekutteredashortlaugh,almostabark."ItgottoChristiannames,eh?"
Jillsetherteeth.
"ItoldyouIknewhimasachild.IalwayscalledhimWallythen."
"Ibegyourpardon.Ihadforgotten."
"Hegotmeoutthroughthepass-doorontothestageandthroughthe
stage-door."
Derekwasfeelingcheated.Hehadtheuncomfortablesensationthatcomestomenwhograndlycontemplatemountainsandseethemdwindletomolehills.Theapparentlyoutrageoushadshownitselfinexplanationnothingsoout-of-the-wayafterall.HeseizeduponthesinglepointinJill'sbehaviourthatstillconstitutedagrievance.
"Therewasnoneedforyoutogotosupperwiththeman!"Jove-likewrathhadebbedawaytosomethingdeplorablylikeaquerulousgrumble.
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"Youshouldhavegonestraighthome.YoumusthaveknownhowanxiousIwouldbeaboutyou."
"Well,really,Derek,dear!Youdidn'tseemsoveryanxious!Youwerehavingsupperyourselfquitecosily."
Thehumanmindiscuriouslyconstituted.Itisworthyofrecordthat,despitehismother'sobviousdisapprovalofhisengagement,despitealltheoccurrencesofthisdreadfulday,itwasnottillshemadethisremarkthatDerekUnderhillfirstadmittedtohimselfthat,intoxicatehissensesasshemight,therewasapossibilitythatJillMarinerwasnottheidealwifeforhim.Theideacameandwentmorequicklythanbreathuponamirror.Itpassed,butithadbeen.Therearemenwhofearreparteeinawifemorekeenlythanasword.Derekwasoneofthese.Likemostmenofsingleoutlook,whosedignityistheirmostpreciouspossession,hewincedfromanedgedtongue.
"Mymotherwasgreatlyupset,"herepliedcoldly."Ithoughtacupofsoupwoulddohergood.And,asforbeinganxiousaboutyou,Itelephonedtoyourhometoaskifyouhadcomein."
"Andwhen,"thoughtJill,"theytoldyouIhadn't,youwentofftosupper!"
Shedidnotspeakthewords.Ifshehadanedgedtongue,shehadalsothecontrolofit.ShehadnowishtowoundDerek.Whole-heartedineverythingshedid,shelovedhimwithherwholeheart.Theremightbespecksuponheridol--thatitsfeetmightbeclayshecouldneverbelieve--buttheymatterednothing.Shelovedhim.
"I'msosorry,dear,"shesaid."Soawfullysorry!I'vebeenabadgirl,haven'tI?"
Shefeltforhishandagain,andthistimeheallowedittoremainstifflyinhergrasp.Itwaslikebeinggrudginglyrecognizedbysomebodyverydignifiedwhohadhisdoubtsaboutyoubutreservedjudgment.
ThecabdrewupatthedoorofthehouseinOvingdonSquarewhichJill'sUncleChristopherhadsettleduponasasuitableaddressforagentlemanofhisstanding.Jillputupherfacetobekissed,likeapenitentchild.
"I'llneverbenaughtyagain!"
ForaflickeringinstantDerekhesitated.Thedrive,longasitwas,hadbeentooshortwhollytorestorehisequanimity.Thenthesenseofhernearness,hersweetness,thefaintperfumeofherhair,andhereyes,shiningsoftlyinthedarknesssoclosetohisown,overcamehim.Hecrushedhertohim.
Jilldisappearedintothehousewithahappylaugh.Ithadbeenaterribleday,butithadendedwell.
"TheAlbany,"saidDerektothecabman.
Heleanedbackagainstthecushions.Hissenseswereinawhirl.Thecabrolledon.Presentlyhisexaltedmoodvanishedasquicklyasithadcome.JillabsentalwaysaffectedhimdifferentlyfromJillpresent.Hewasnotamanofstrongimagination,andthestimulusof
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herwanedwhenshewasnotwithhim.LongbeforethecabreachedtheAlbanythefrownwasbackonhisface.
IV
ArrivingattheAlbany,hefoundFreddieRookelyingonhisspineinadeeparm-chair.Hisslipperedfeetwereonthemantelpiece,andhewasrestoringhiswastedtissueswithastrongwhisky-and-soda.OneofthecigarswhichBarker,thevalet,hadstampedwiththesealofhisapprovalwasinthecornerofhismouth.The_SportingTimes_,withaperusalofwhichhehadbeensoothinghisflutterednerves,hadfallenonthefloorbesidethechair.Hehadfinishedreading,andwasnowgazingpeacefullyattheceiling,hismindaperfectblank.TherewasnothingthematterwithFreddie.
"Hullo,oldthing,"heobservedasDerekentered."Soyoubuzzedoutofthefieryfurnaceallright?Iwaswonderinghowyouhadgotalong.Howareyoufeeling?I'mnotthemanIwas!Thesethingsgettheoldsystemallstirredup!I'lldoanythinginreasontoobligeandhelpthingsalongandallthat,buttobecalledonatamoment'snoticetoplayShadrach,Meshach,andAbednegorolledintoone,withoutrehearsalormake-up,isabittoothick!No,youngfeller-me-lad!Iftheatrefiresaregoingtobethefashionthisseason,theLastofthe
Rookeswillsitquietlyathomeandplaysolitaire.Mixyourselfadrinkofsomething,oldman,orsomethingofthatkind.Bytheway,yourjollyoldmater.Allright?Notevensinged?Fine!Makealongarmandgatherinacigar."
AndFreddie,havingexertedhimselftoplaythehostinasuitablemanner,wedgedhimselfmorefirmlyintohischairandblewacloudofsmoke.
Dereksatdown.Helitacigar,andstaredsilentlyatthefire.FromthemantelpieceJill'sphotographsmileddown,buthedidnotlookatit.PresentlyhisattitudebegantoweighuponFreddie.FreddiehadhadatryingeveningWhathewantedjustnowwasmerryprattle,and
hisfrienddidnotseemdisposedtocontributehisshare.Heremovedhisfeetfromthemantelpieceandwriggledhimselfsideways,sothathecouldseeDerek'sface.Itsgloomtouchedhim.ApartfromhisadmirationforDerek,hewasawarmheartedyoungman,andsympathizedwithafflictionwhenitpresenteditselfforhisnotice.
"Somethingonyourmind,oldbean?"heenquireddelicately.
Derekdidnotanswerforamoment.Thenhereflectedthat,littleasheesteemedtheother'smentality,heandFreddiehadknowneachotheralongtime,andthatitwouldbearelieftoconfideinsomeone.AndFreddie,moreover,wasanoldfriendofJillandthemanwhohadintroducedhimtoher.
"Yes,"hesaid.
"I'mlistening,oldtop,"saidFreddie."Releasethefilm."
Derekdrewathiscigar,andwatchedthesmokeasitcurledtotheceiling.
"It'saboutJill."
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Freddiesignifiedhisinterestbywrigglingstillfurthersideways.
"Jill,eh?"
"Freddie,she'ssodamnedimpulsive!"
Freddienearlyrolledoutofhischair.This,hetookit,waswhatwriting-chappiescalledacoincidence.
"Rummyyoushouldsaythat,"heejaculated."Iwastellingherexactlythesamethingmyselfonlythisevening."Hehesitated."IfancyIcanseewhatyou'redrivingat,oldthing.Thewatchwordis'Whatho,themater!'yes,no?You'vebeguntogetasortofideathatifJilldoesn'twatchherstep,she'sapttosinkprettylowinthebetting,what?Iknowexactlywhatyoumean!YouandIknowallrightthatJill'satopper.Butonecanseethattoyourmatershemightseemabitdifferent.Imeantosay,yourjollyoldmateronlyjudgingbyfirstimpressions,andthemeetingnothavingcomeoffquiteasscheduled....Isay,oldman,"hebrokeoff,"fearfullysorryandallthataboutthatbusiness.YouknowwhatImean!Wouldn'thavehadithappenfortheworld.Itakeitthematerwasatriflepeeved?Nottosayperturbedandchagrined?Iseemedtonoticeitatdinner."
"Shewasfurious,ofcourse.Shedidnotrefertothematterwhenwe
werealonetogether,buttherewasnoneedto.Iknewwhatshewasthinking."
Derekthrewawayhiscigar.Freddienotedthisevidenceofanoverwroughtsoulwithconcern.
"Thewholething,"heconceded,"wasabitunfortunate."
Derekbegantopacetheroom.
"Freddie."
"Onthespot,oldman."
"Something'sgottobedone."
"Absolutely!"Freddienoddedsolemnly.Hehadtakenthismattergreatlytoheart.Derekwashisbestfriend,andhehadalwaysbeenextremelyfondofJill.Ithurthimtoseethingsgoingwrong."I'lltellyouwhat,oldbean.Let_me_handlethisbingeforyou."
"You?"
"Me!TheFinalRooke!"Hejumpedup,andleanedagainstthemantelpiece."I'mtheladtodoit.I'veknownJillforyears.She'lllistentome.I'lltalktoherlikeaDutchuncleandmakeher
understandthegeneralschemeofthings.I'lltakeherouttoteato-morrowandslangherinnouncertainvoice!Leavethewholethingto_me_,laddie!"
Derekconsidered.
"Itmightdosomegood,"hesaid.
"Good?"saidFreddie."It's_it_,dearboy!It'sawheeze!Youtoddleofftobedandhaveagoodsleep.I'llfixthewholethingforyou!"
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CHAPTERV
LADYUNDERHILLRECEIVESASHOCK
I
TherearestreetsinLondonintowhichthesunseemsnevertopenetrate.Someoftheseareinfashionablequarters,anditistobesupposedthattheirinhabitantsfindanaddresswhichlookswellonnote-paperasufficientcompensationforthegloomthatgoeswithit.Themajority,however,areinthemeanneighbourhoodsofthegreatrailwaytermini,andappeartooffernocompensationwhatever.Theyarelean,furtivestreets,greyastheJanuaryskywithasortofarresteddecay.Theysmellofcabbageandaremuchprowledoverbyvagromcats.Atnighttheyareemptyanddark,andastillnessbroodsonthem,brokenonlybythecrackedtingleofanoccasionalpianoplayingoneoftheeasierhymns,aformofmusictowhichthedwellersinthedingyhousesaregreatlyaddicted.Bydaytheyachieveacertainanimationthroughtheintermittentappearanceofwomenin
aprons,whoshakerugsoutofthefrontdoorsor,emergingfromareas,godowntothepublic-houseonthecornerwithjugstofetchthesupper-beer.Inalmosteveryground-floorwindowthereisacardannouncingthatfurnishedlodgingsmaybehadwithin.YouwillfindthesestreetsbythescoreifyouleavethemainthoroughfaresandtakeashortcutonyourwaytoEuston,toPaddington,ortoWaterloo.ButthedingiestanddeadliestandmostdepressinglieroundaboutVictoria.AndDaubenyStreet,Pimlico,isoneoftheworstofthemall.
Ontheafternoonfollowingtheeventsrecorded,agirlwasdressingintheground-floorroomofNumberNine,DaubenyStreet.Atraybearingtheremainsofalatebreakfaststoodonthericketytablebesidea
bowlofwaxflowers.Frombeneaththetablepeeredthegreencoverofacopyof_Variety_.Agreyparrotinacagebythewindowcrackedseedandlookedoutintotheroomwithasatiricaleye.Hehadseenallthissomanytimesbefore--NellyBryantarrayingherselfinhersmartestclothestogooutandbesiegeagentsintheirofficesofftheStrand.Ithappenedeveryday.Inanhourortwoshewouldcomebackasusual,say"Oh,Gee!"inatiredsortofvoice,andthenBilltheparrot'sdayproperwouldbegin.Hewasabirdwholikedthesoundofhisownvoice,andhenevergotthechanceofareallysustainedconversationtillNellyreturnedintheevening.
"Whocares?"saidBill,andcrackedanotherseed.
Ifroomsareanindicationofthecharactersoftheiroccupants,NellyBryantcamewelloutofthetestofhersurroundings.NothingcanmakeaLondonfurnishedroommuchlesshorriblethanitintendstobe,butNellyhaddoneherbest.Thefurniture,whattherewasofit,wasofthatlodging-housekindwhichresemblesnothingelseintheworld.Butafewlittletoucheshereandthere,afewinstinctivelytastefulalterationsinthegeneralschemeofthings,hadgiventheroomalmostacosyair.Lateron,withthegaslit,itwouldachievesomethingapproachinghomeliness.Nelly,likemanyanothernomad,hadtaughtherselftoaccomplishagooddealwithpoormaterial.Ontourin
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America,shehadsometimesmadeevenabedroominasmallhoteltolerablycomfortable,thanwhichthereisnogreaterachievement.Oddly,consideringherlife,shehadageniusfordomesticity.
To-day,notforthefirsttime,Nellywasfeelingunhappy.Thefacethatlookedbackatheroutofthemirroratwhichshewasarranginghermostbecominghatwasweary.Itwasonlyamoderatelyprettyface,butlonelinessandunderfeedinghadgivenitawistfulexpressionthathadcharm.Unfortunately,itwasnotthesortofcharmwhichmadeagreatappealtothestout,whisky-nourishedmenwhosatbehindpaper-litteredtables,smokingcigars,intheroomsmarked"Private"intheofficesoftheatricalagents.Nellyhadbeenoutofa"shop"nowformanyweeks--eversince,infact,"FollowtheGirl"hadfinisheditslongrunattheRegalTheatre.
"FollowtheGirl,"anAmericanmusicalcomedy,hadcomeoverfromNewYorkwithanAmericancompany,ofwhichNellyhadbeenahumbleunit,and,afterplayingayearinLondonandsomeweeksinthenumberonetowns,hadreturnedtoNewYork.ItdidnotcheerNellyupinthelongeveningsinDaubenyStreettoreflectthat,ifshehadwished,shecouldhavegonehomewiththerestofthecompany.AmadimpulsehadseizedhertotryherluckinLondon,andhereshewasnow,marooned.
"Whocares?"saidBill.
Forabirdwhoenjoyedtalkinghewasalittlelimitedinhisremarksandapttorepeathimself.
"Ido,youpoorfish!"saidNelly,completinghermanoeuvreswiththehatandturningtothecage."It'sallrightforyou--youhaveaswelltimewithnothingtodobutsitthereandeatseed--buthowdoyousupposeIenjoytrampingaroundlookingforworkandneverfindingany?"
Shepickeduphergloves."Oh,well!"shesaid."Wishmeluck!"
"Good-bye,boy!"saidtheparrot,clingingtothebars.
Nellythrustafingerintothecage,andscratchedhishead.
"Anxioustogetridofme,aren'tyou?Well,solong."
"Good-bye,boy!"
"Allright,I'mgoing.Begood!"
"Woof-woof-woof!"barkedBilltheparrot,notcommittinghimselftoanypromises.
ForsomemomentsafterNellyhadgoneheremainedhunchedonhis
perch,contemplatingtheinfinite.Thenhesaunteredalongtotheseed-boxandtooksomemorelightnourishment.Healwayslikedtospreadhismealsout,tomakethemlastlonger.Adrinkofwatertowashthefooddown,andhereturnedtothemiddleofthecage,whereheproceededtoconductafewintimateresearcheswithhisbeakunderhisleftwing.Afterwhichhemewedlikeacat,andrelapsedintosilentmeditationoncemore.Heclosedhiseyesandponderedonhisfavouriteproblem--Whywasheaparrot?Thiswasalwaysgoodforanhourorso,anditwasthreeo'clockbeforehehadcometohiscustomarydecisionthathedidn'tknow.Then,exhaustedbybrain-work
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andfeelingatriflehippedbythesilenceoftheroom,helookedabouthimforsomewayofjazzingexistenceupalittle.Itoccurredtohimthatifhebarkedagainitmighthelp.
"Woof-woof-woof!"
Goodasfarasitwent,butitdidnotgofarenough.Itwasnotrealexcitement.Somethingrathermoredashingseemedtohimtobeindicated.Hehammeredforamomentortwoonthefloorofhiscage,ateamouthfulofthenewspaperthere,andstoodwithhisheadononeside,chewingthoughtfully.Itdidn'ttasteasgoodasusual.HesuspectedNellyofhavingchangedhis_DailyMail_forthe_DailyExpress_orsomething.Heswallowedthepieceofpaper,andwasstruckbythethoughtthatalittleclimbingexercisemightbewhathissouldemanded.(Youhangonbyyourbeakandclawsandworkyourwayuptotheroof.Itsoundstame,butit'ssomethingtodo.)Hetriedit.And,ashegrippedthedoorofthecageitswungopen.Billtheparrotnowperceivedthatthiswasgoingtobeoneofthosedays.Hehadnothadabitoflucklikethisformonths.
Forawhilehesatregardingtheopendoor.Unlessexcitedbyoutsideinfluences,heneverdidanythinginahurry.Thenproceedingcautiously,hepassedoutintotheroom.Hehadbeenouttherebefore,butalwayschaperonedbyNelly.Thiswassomethingquitedifferent.It
wasanadventure.Hehoppedontothewindow-sill.Therewasaballofyellowwoolthere,buthehadlunchedandcouldeatnothing.Hecastaroundinhismindforsomethingtooccupyhim,andperceivedsuddenlythattheworldwaslargerthanhehadsupposed.Apparentlytherewasalotofitoutsidetheroom.Howlongthishadbeengoingonhedidnotknow,butobviouslyitwasathingtobeinvestigated.Thewindowwasopenatthebottom,andjustoutsidethewindowwerewhathetooktobethebarsofanotherandlargercage.AsamatteroffacttheyweretherailingswhichaffordedamodestprotectiontoNumberNine.Theyranthelengthofthehouse,andweremuchusedbysmallboysasameansofrattlingsticks.Oneofthesestick-rattlerspassedasBillstoodtherelookingdown.Thenoisestartledhimforamoment,thenheseemedtocometotheconclusionthatthissortofthingwastobe
expectedifyouwentoutintothegreatworldandthataparrotwhointendedtoseelifemustnotallowhimselftobedeterredbytrifles.Hecroonedalittle,andfinally,steppinginastatelywayoverthewindow-sill,withhistoesturnedinatrightangles,caughtatthetopoftherailingwithhisbeak,andproceededtolowerhimself.Arrivedatthelevelofthestreet,hestoodlookingout.
Adogtrottedup,spiedhim,andcametosniff.
"Good-bye,boy!"saidBillchattily.
Thedogwastakenaback.Hitherto,inhislimitedexperience,birdshadbeenbirdsandmenmen.Herewasablendofthetwo.Whatwasto
bedoneaboutit?Hebarkedtentatively,then,findingthatnothingdisastrousensued,pushedhisnosebetweentwoofthebarsandbarkedagain.AnyonewhoknewBillcouldhavetoldhimthathewasaskingforit,andhegotit.Billleanedforwardandnippedhisnose.Thedogstartedbackwithahowlofagony.Hewaslearningsomethingneweveryminute.
"Woof-woof-woof!"saidBillsardonically.
Heperceivedtrouseredlegs,fourofthem,and,cockinghiseye
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upwards,sawthattwomenofthelowerordersstoodbeforehim.TheyweregazingdownathiminthestolidmannerpeculiartotheproletariatofLondoninthepresenceoftheunusual.Forsomeminutestheystooddrinkinghimin,thenoneofthemgavejudgment.
"It'saparrot!"Heremovedapipefromhismouthandpointedwiththestem."Aperishin'parrot,Erb."
"Ah!"saidErb,amanoffewwords.
"Aparrot,"proceededtheother.Hewasseeingclearerintothemattereverymoment."That'saparrot,thatisErb.MybrotherJoe'swife'ssisterhadoneof'em.Comefromabroad,_they_do.MybrotherJoe'swife'ssister'adoneof'em.Red-'airedgelshewas.MarriedafellerdownattheDocks_She_'adoneof'em.Parrotsthey'recalled."
Hebentdownforacloserinspection,andinsertedafingerthroughtherailings.Erbabandonedhiscustomarytaciturnityandspokewordsofwarning.
"Tikecare'edon'tstingyer,'Enry!"
Henryseemedwounded.
"Woddyermean,stingme?Iknowallabartparrots,Ido.MybrotherJoe'swife'ssister'adoneof'em.Theydon't'urtyer,notifyou'rekindto'em.Youknowyerpalswhenyousee'em,don'tyer,mate?"hewenton,addressingBill,whowascontemplatingthefingerwithonehalf-closedeye.
"Good-bye,boy,"saidtheparrot,evadingthepoint.
"Jearthat?"criedHenrydelightedly."'Goo'-bye,boy!''Umantheyare!"
"'E'll'aveapieceoutofyerfinger,"warnedErbthesuspicious.
"Wot,'im?"Henry'svoicewasindignant.Heseemedtothinkthathisreputationasanexpertonparrotshadbeenchallenged."'Ewouldn't'avenopieceoutofmyfinger."
"Betyeranarf-pint'ewould'aveapieceoutofyerfinger,"persistedthesceptic.
"Noblinkin'parrot'sgoin'to'avenopieceofnofingerofmine!MybrotherJoe'swife'ssister'sparrotnever'adnopieceoutofnofingerofmine!"HeextendedthefingerfurtherandwaggleditenticinglybeneathBill'sbeak."Cheerio,matey!"hesaidwinningly."Pollywantanut?"
WhetheritwasmereindolenceorwhethertheadvertiseddocilityofthatotherparrotbelongingtoHenry'sbrother'swife'ssisterhadcausedhimtorealizethattherewasacertainstandardofgoodconductforhisspeciesonecannotsay;butforawhileBillmerelycontemplatedtemptationwithadetachedeye.
"See!"saidHenry.
"Woof-woof-woof!"saidBill.
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"_Wow-Wow-Wow_!"yappedthedog,suddenlyreturningtothesceneandgoingonwiththeargumentatthepointwherehehadleftoff.
TheeffectonBillwascatastrophic.Everahigh-strungbird,helostcompletelythereposewhichstampsthecasteofVeredeVereandthebetterorderofparrot.Hisnerveswereshocked,and,asalwaysundersuchconditions,hisimpulsewastobiteblindly.Hebit,andHenry--onefeelssorryforHenry:hewasawell-meaningman--leapedbackwithaloudhowl.
"'That'llbe'arfapint,"saidErb,alwaysthebusinessman.
Therewasalullintherapidaction.Thedog,mumblingsoftlytohimself,hadmovedawayagainandwaswatchingaffairsfromtheedgeofthesidewalk.Erb,havingwonhispoint,wassilentoncemore.Henrysuckedhisfinger.Bill,havingmettheworldsquarelyandshownitwhatwaswhat,stoodwherehewas,whistlingnonchalantly.
Henryremovedhisfingerfromhismouth."Lendtheloanofthatstickofyours,Erb,"hesaidtensely.
Erbsilentlyyieldedupthestoutstickwhichwashisinseparablecompanion.Henry,avastlydifferentmanfromthegenialsauntererofamomentago,pokedwildlythroughtherailings.Bill,panic-stricken
nowandwishingfornothingbetterthantobebackinhiscosycage,shriekedloudlyforhelp.AndFreddieRooke,runningroundthecornerwithJill,stoppeddeadandturnedpale.
"GoodGod!"saidFreddie.
II
InpursuanceofhisovernightpromisetoDerek,FreddieRookehadgotintouchwithJillthroughthemediumofthetelephoneimmediatelyafterbreakfast,andhadarrangedtocallatOvingdonSquareintheafternoon.Arrivedthere,hefoundJillwithatelegraminherhand.
HerUncleChristopher,whohadbeenenjoyingabreathofsea-airdownatBrighton,wasreturningbyanafternoontrain,andJillhadsuggestedthatFreddieshouldaccompanyhertoVictoria,pickupUncleChris,andescorthimhome.Freddie,whoseideahadbeena _tête-à-tête_involvingabrotherlylectureonimpetuosity,haddemurredbuthadgivenwayintheend;andtheyhadsetouttowalktoVictoriatogether.TheirwayhadlainthroughDaubenyStreet,andtheyturnedthecornerjustasthebrutalonslaughtontheinnocentHenryhadoccurred.Bill'sshrieks,whichwereofanappallingtimbre,broughtthemtoahalt.
"Whatisit?"criedJill.
"Itsoundslikeamurder!"
"Nonsense!"
"Idon'tknow,youknow.Thisisthesortofstreetchappiesaremurderingpeopleinallthetime."
Theycaughtsightofthegroupinfrontofthem,andwerereassured.NobodycouldpossiblybelookingsoaloofanddistraitasErbiftherewereamurdergoingon.
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"It'sabird!"
"It'sajollyoldparrot.Seeit?Justinsidetherailings."
Ared-hotwaveofragesweptoverJill.Whateverherdefects--andalreadythisstoryhasshownherfarfromperfect--shehadtheexcellentqualityoflovinganimalsandblazingintofurywhenshesawthemill-treated.AtleastthreedraymenweregoingaboutLondonwithburningearsastheresultofwhatshehadsaidtothemondiscoveringthemabusingtheirpatienthorses.Zoologically,Billtheparrotwasnotananimal,buthecountedasonewithJill,andshespeddownDaubenyStreettohisrescue--Freddie,spattedandhattedandtrouseredasbecamethemanoffashion,followingdisconsolately,ruefullyawarethathedidnotlookhisbestsprintinglikethat.ButJillwascuttingoutawarmpace,andheheldhishatonwithoneneatly-glovedhandanddidwhathecouldtokeepup.
Jillreachedthesceneofbattle,and,stopping,eyedHenrywithabalefulglare.We,whohaveseenHenryinhiscalmermomentsandknowhimforthegoodfellowhewas,areawarethathewasmoresinnedagainstthansinning.Ifthereisanyspiritofjusticeinus,wearepro-Henry.InhisencounterwithBilltheparrot,Henryundoubtedlyhadrightonhisside.Hisfriendlyovertures,madeinthebestspirit
ofkindliness,hadbeenrepulsed.Hehadbeenseverelybitten.AndhehadlosthalfapintofbeertoErb.AsimpartialjudgeswehavenoothercoursebeforeusthantowishHenryluckandbidhimgotoit.ButJill,whohadnotseentheopeningstagesoftheaffair,thoughtfarotherwise.ShemerelysawinHenryagreatbruteofamanpokingatadefencelessbirdwithastick.
SheturnedtoFreddie,whohadcomeupatagallopandwaswonderingwhythedeucethissortofthinghappenedtohimoutofacityofsixmillions.
"Makehimstop,Freddie!"
"Oh,Isay,youknow,what?"
"Can'tyouseehe'shurtingthepoorthing?Makehimleaveoff!Brute!"sheaddedtoHenry(forwhomone'sheartbleeds),ashejabbedonceagainathisadversary.
FreddiesteppedreluctantlyuptoHenry,andtappedhimontheshoulder.Freddiewasoneofthosemenwhohavearootedideathataconversationofthissortcanonlybebegunbyatapontheshoulder.
"'Lookhere,youknow,youcan'tdothissortofthing,youknow!"saidFreddie.
Henryraisedascarletface.
"'Ooare_you_?"hedemanded.
Thisattackfromtherear,comingontopofhisothertroubles,triedhisrestraintsorely.
"Well--"Freddiehesitated.Itseemedsillytoofferthefellowoneofhiscards."Well,asamatteroffact,myname'sRooke...."
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"Goo!"saidHenry,andsatdown.
Andthen,frombehindJill,avoicespoke.
"What'sallthis?"
Astoutpolicemanhadmanifestedhimselffromemptyspace.
"Thiswon'tdo!"saidthepoliceman.
Erb,whohadbeenasilentspectatorofthefray,burstintospeech.
"She'it'im!"
ThepolicemanlookedatJill.Hewasanofficerofmanyyears'experienceintheForce,andtimehaddulledinhimthatrespectforgoodclotheswhichhehadbroughtwithhimfromLittle-Sudbury-in-the-Woldinthedaysofhisnovitiate.Jillwaswelldressed,but,inthestirringepochoftheSuffragedisturbances,thepolicemanhadbeenkickedontheshinsandevenbittenbyladiesofanequallyelegantexterior.Hearts,thepolicemanknew,justaspureandfairmaybeatinBelgraveSquareasinthelowlierairofSevenDials,butyouhavetopinchthemjustthesamewhentheydisturbthepeace.Hisgaze,asitfelluponJill,red-handedasitwerewiththestickstillinhergrasp,wasstern.
"Yourname,please,andaddress,miss?"hesaid.
Agirlinbluewithabighathadcomeup,andwasstandingstaringopen-mouthedatthegroup.AtthesightofherBilltheparrotutteredashriekofwelcome.NellyBryanthadreturned,andeverythingwouldnowbeallrightagain.
"Mariner,"saidJill,paleandbright-eyed."IliveatNumberTwenty-two,OvingdonSquare."
"Andyours,sir?"
"Mine?Oh,ah,yes.Iseewhatyoumean.Rooke,youknow.F.L.Rooke.IliveattheAlbanyandallthatsortofthing."
Thepolicemanmadeanentryinhisnote-book.
"Officer,"criedJill,"thismanwastryingtokillthatparrotandIstoppedhim...."
"Can'thelpthat,miss.You'adn'tnorighttohitamanwithastick.You'll'avetocomealong."
"But,Isay,youknow!"Freddiewasappalled.Thissortofthinghadhappenedtohimbefore,butonlyonBoat-RaceNightattheEmpire,
whereitwasexpectedofachappie."Imeantosay!"
"Andyou,too,sir.You'rebothinit."
"But...."
"Oh,comealong,Freddie,"saidJillquietly."It'sperfectlyabsurd,butit'snousemakingafuss."
"That,"saidthepolicemancordially,"istherightspirit!"
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III
LadyUnderhillpausedforbreath.Shehadbeentalkinglongandvehemently.SheandDerekweresittinginFreddieRooke'sapartmentattheAlbany,andthesubjectofhermonologuewasJill.Derekhadbeenexpectingtheattack,andhadwonderedwhyithadnotcomebefore.Allthroughsupperonthepreviousnight,evenafterthediscoverythatJillwassuppingatanear-bytablewithamanwhowasastrangertoherson,LadyUnderhillhadpreservedagrimreticencewithregardtoherfuturedaughter-in-law.Butto-dayshehadspokenhermindwithalltheenergywhichcomesofsuppression.Shehadrelievedherselfwithaflowofwordsofallthepent-uphostilitythathadbeengrowingwithinhersincethatfirstmeetinginthissameroom.Shehadtalkedrapidly,forshewastalkingagainsttime.TheTownCounciloftheprincipalcityinDerek'sconstituencyinthenorthofEnglandhaddecidedthatto-morrowmorningshouldwitnessthelayingofthefoundationstoneoftheirnewTownHall,andDerekasthesittingmemberwastopresideatthecelebration.AlreadyBarkerhadbeendispatchedtotelephoneforacabtotakehimtothestation,andatanymomenttheirconversationmightbeinterrupted.SoLadyUnderhillmadethemostofwhatlittletimeshehad.
Dereklistenedgloomily,scarcelyrousinghimselftoreply.Hismotherwouldhavebeengratifiedcouldshehaveknownhowpowerfullyherargumentswereworkingonhim.ThatlittleimpofdoubtwhichhadvexedhiminthecabashedrovehomefromOvingdonSquarehadnotdiedinthenight.Ithadgrownandwaxedmoreformidable.Andnow,aidedbythisallyfromwithout,ithadbecomeaColossusstraddlinghissoul.Dereklookedfrequentlyattheclock,andcursedtheunknowncabmanwhosedelaywasprolongingthescene.Somethingtoldhimthatonlyflightcouldservehimnow.Heneverhadbeenabletowithstandhismotherinoneofhermilitantmoods.Sheseemedtonumbhisfaculties.OthermembersofhisfamilyhadalsonotedthisqualityinLadyUnderhill,andhadcommentedonitbitterlyinthesmoking-roomsofdistantcountry-housesatthehourwhenmenmeettodrinkthefinal
whisky-and-sodaandunburdentheirsouls.
LadyUnderhill,havingsaidallshehadtosay,recoveredherbreathandbegantosayitagain.Frequentiterationwasoneofherstrongestweapons.AsherbrotherEdwin,whowasfondofhomelyimagery,hadoftenobserved,shecouldtalkthehind-legoffadonkey.
"Youmustbemad,Derek,todreamofhandicappingyourselfatthisvitalstageofyourcareerwithawifewhonotonlywillnotbeahelptoyou,butmustactuallybearuinoushandicap.Iamnotblamingyouforimaginingyourselfinloveinthefirstplace,thoughIreallyshouldhavethoughtthatamanofyourstrengthandcharacterwould....However,asIsay,Iamnotblamingyouforthat.
Superficially,nodoubt,thisgirlmightbecalledattractive.Idonotadmirethetypemyself,butIsupposeshehasthatquality--inmytimeweshouldhavecalleditboldness--whichseemstoappealtotheyoungmenofto-day.Icouldimagineherfascinatingaweak-mindedimbecilelikeyourfriendMr.Rooke.Butthatyou....Still,thereisnoneedtogointothat.WhatIamtryingtopointoutisthatinyourposition,withacareerlikeyoursinfrontofyou--it'squitecertainthatinayearortwoyouwillbeofferedsomereallybigandresponsibleposition--youwouldbeinsanetotieyourselftoagirlwhoseemstohavebeenallowedtorunperfectlywild,whoseuncleisa
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swindler...."
"Shecan'tbeblamedforheruncle."
"...Whosupsalonewithstrangemeninpublicrestaurants...."
"Iexplainedthat."
"Youmayhaveexplainedit.Youcertainlydidnotexcuseitormakeitawhitlessoutrageous.YoucannotpretendthatyoureallyimaginethatanengagedgirlisbehavingwithperfectcorrectnesswhensheallowsamanshehasonlyjustmettotakehertosupperattheSavoy,evenifshedidknowhimslightlyyearsandyearsago.Itisveryidyllictosupposethatachildhoodacquaintanceexcuseseverybreachofdecorum,butIwasbroughtuptobelieveotherwise.Idon'twishtobevulgar,butwhatitamountstoisthatthisgirlwashavingsupper--supper!Inmydaysgirlswereinbedatsupper-time!--withastrangemanwhopickedherupatatheatre!"
Derekshifteduneasily.Therewasapartofhismindwhichcalleduponhimtoriseupandchallengetheoutrageousphraseanddemandthatitbetakenback.Butheremainedsilent.Theimp-Colossuswastoostrongforhim.Sheisquiteright,saidtheimp.Thatisanunpleasantbutaccuratedescriptionofwhathappened.Helookedattheclockagain,
andwishedforthehundredthtimethatthecabwouldcome.Jill'sphotographsmiledathimfrombesidetheclock.Helookedaway,for,whenhefoundhiseyesuponit,hehadanoddsensationofbaseness,asifhewereplayingsomeonefalsewholovedandtrustedhim.
"Well,Iamnotgoingtosayanymore,"shesaid,gettingupandbuttoningherglove."Iwillleaveyoutothinkitover.AllIwillsayisthat,thoughIonlymetheryesterday,IcanassureyouthatIamquiteconfidentthatthisgirlisjustthesortofharum-scarumso-called'modern'girlwhoissuresomedaytoinvolveherselfinareallyseriousscandal.Idon'twanthertobeinapositiontodragyouintoitaswell.Yes,Barker,whatisit?IsSirDerek'scabhere?"
Thelantern-jawedBarkerhadenteredsoftly,andwasstandingdeferentiallyinthedoorway.Therewasnoemotiononhisfacebeyondthevaguesadnesswhichasenseofwhatwascorrectmadehimalwayswearlikeasortofmaskwheninthepresenceofthoseofsuperiorstation.
"Thecabwillbeatthedoorveryshortly,m'lady.Ifyouplease,SirDerek,apolicemanhascomewithamessage."
"Apoliceman?"
"WithamessagefromMr.Rooke."
"Whatdoyoumean?"
"Ihavehadafewwordsofconversationwiththeconstable,sir,"saidBarkersadly,"andIunderstandfromhimthatMr.RookeandMissMarinerhavebeenarrested."
"Arrested!Whatareyoutalkingabout?"
"Mr.Rookedesiredtheofficertoaskyoutobegoodenoughtostep
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roundandbailthemout!"
ThegleaminLadyUnderhill'seyebecameaflame,butshecontrolledhervoice.
"WhywereMissMarinerandMr.Rookearrested,Barker?"
"AsfarasIcangather,m'lady,MissMarinerstruckamaninthestreetwithastick,andtheytookbothherandMr.RooketotheChelseaPoliceStation."
LadyUnderhillglancedatDerek,whowaslookingintothefire.
"Thisisalittleawkward,Derek,"shesaidsuavely."Ifyougotothepolice-station,youwillmissyourtrain."
"Ifancy,m'lady,itwouldbesufficientifSirDerekweretodispatchmewithachequefortenpounds."
"Verywell.Tellthepolicemantowaitamoment."
"Verygood,m'lady."
Derekrousedhimselfwithaneffort.Hisfacewasdrawnandgloomy.He
satdownatthewriting-table,andtookouthischeque-book.Therewassilenceforamoment,brokenonlybythescratchingofthepen.Barkertookthechequeandlefttheroom.
"Now,perhaps,"saidLadyUnderhill,"youwilladmitthatIwasright!"Shespokeinalmostanawedvoice,forthisoccurrenceatjustthismomentseemedtoherverylikeadirectanswertoprayer."Youcan'thesitatenow!You_must_freeyourselffromthisdetestableentanglement!"
Derekrosewithoutspeaking.Hetookhiscoatandhatfromwheretheylayonachair.
"Derek!Youwill!Sayyouwill!"
Derekputonhiscoat.
"Derek!"
"Forheaven'ssake,leavemealone,mother.Iwanttothink."
"Verywell.Iwillleaveyoutothinkitover,then."LadyUnderhillmovedtothedoor.Atthedoorshepausedforamoment,andseemedabouttospeakagain,buthermouthclosedresolutely.Shewasashrewdwoman,andknewthattheartoflifeistoknowwhentostoptalking.Whatwordshaveaccomplished,toomanywordscanundo.
"Good-bye."
"Good-bye,mother."
"I'llseeyouwhenyougetback?"
"Yes.No.Idon'tknow.I'mnotcertainwhenIshallreturn.Imaygoawayforabit."
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ThedoorclosedbehindLadyUnderhill.Dereksatdownagainatthewriting-table.Hewroteafewwordsonasheetofpaper,thentoreitup.Hiseyetravelledtothemantelpiece.Jill'sphotographsmiledhappilydownathim.Heturnedbacktothewriting-table,tookoutafreshpieceofpaper,thoughtforafewmoments,andbegantowriteagain.
Thedooropenedsoftly.
"Thecabisatthedoor,SirDerek,"saidBarker.
Derekaddressedanenvelope,andgotup.
"Allright.Thanks.Oh,Barker,stopatadistrict-messengerofficeonyourwaytothepolice-station,andhavethissentoffatonce."
"Verygood,SirDerek,"saidBarker.
Derek'seyesturnedoncemoretothemantelpiece.Hestoodlookingforaninstant,thenwalkedquicklyoutoftheroom.
CHAPTERVI
UNCLECHRISBANGSTHETABLE
I
Ataxi-cabstoppedatthedoorofNumberTwenty-two,OvingdonSquare.FreddieRookeemerged,followedbyJill.WhileFreddiepaidthedriver,Jillsniffedtheafternoonairhappily.Ithadturnedintoadelightfulday.Awesterlybreeze,springingupinthemorning,hadsentthethermometerupwitharunandbrokenthecoldspellwhichhadbeengrippingLondon.Itwasoneofthoseafternoonswhichintrudeon
thebleaknessofwinterwithafalsebutnonethelessagreeableintimationthatSpringisonitsway.Thesidewalkswerewetunderfoot,andtheguttersranwiththawedsnow.Thesunshoneexhilaratinglyfromaskythecolourofahedge-sparrow'segg.
"Doesn'teverythingsmelllovely,Freddie,"saidJill,"afterourprison-life!"
"Topping!"
"Fancygettingoutsoquickly!WheneverI'marrested,Imustalwaysmakeapointofhavingarichmanwithme.Ishallneverteaseyouaboutthatfifty-poundnoteagain."
"Fifty-poundnote?"
"Itcertainlycameinhandyto-day!"
Shewasopeningthedoorwithherlatch-key,andmissedthesuddensaggingofFreddie'sjaw,thesuddenclutchathisbreast-pocket,andthelookofhorrorandanguishthatstartedintohiseyes.Freddiewasappalled.Findinghimselfatthepolice-stationpennilesswiththeexceptionofalittleloosechange,hehadsentthatmessagetoDerek,
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imploringassistance,astheonlyalternativetospendingthenightinacell,withJillinanother.HehadrealizedthattherewasariskofDerektakingthematterhardly,andhehadnotwantedtogetJillintotrouble,butthereseemednothingelsetodo.Iftheyremainedwheretheywereovernight,thethingwouldgetintothepapers,andthatwouldbeathousandtimesworse.AndifheappliedforaidtoRonnyDevereuxorAlgyMartynoranybodylikethatallLondonwouldknowaboutitnextday.SoFreddie,withmisgivings,hadsentthemessagetoDerek,andnowJill'swordshadremindedhimthattherewasnoneedtohavedoneso.Yearsagohehadreadsomewhereorheardsomewhereaboutsomechappiewhoalwaysbuzzedaroundwithasizablebanknotestitchedintohisclothes,andtheschemehadseemedtohimripetoadegree.Youneverknewwhenyoumightfindyourselfshortofcashandfacedbyanimmediatecallfortheready.Hehadfollowedthechappie'sexample.Andnow,whenthecrisishadarrived,hehadforgotten--absolutelyforgotten!--thathehadthedashedthingonhispersonatall.
HefollowedJillintothehouse,groaninginspirit,butthankfulthatshehadtakenitforgrantedthathehadsecuredtheirreleaseinthemannerindicated.Hedidnotproposetodisillusionher.Itwouldbetimeenoughtotaketheblamewhentheblamecamealong.ProbablyoldDerekwouldsimplybeamusedandlaughatthewholeballyaffairlikeasportsman.Freddiecheeredupconsiderablyatthethought.
Jillwastalkingtotheparlourmaidwhoseheadhadpoppedupoverthebanistersflankingthestairsthatledtothekitchen.
"MajorSelbyhasn'tarrivedyet,miss."
"That'sodd.Isupposehemusthavetakenalatertrain."
"There'saladyinthedrawing-room,miss,waitingtoseehim.Shedidn'tgiveanyname.Shesaidshewouldwaittillthemajorcame.She'sbeenwaitingagoodishwhile."
"Allright,Jane.Thanks.Willyoubringuptea?"
Theywalkeddownthehall.Thedrawing-roomwasonthegroundfloor,along,dimroomthatwouldhavelookedlikeaconvertedstudiobutfortheabsenceofbrightlight.Agirlwassittingatthefarendbythefireplace.Sheroseastheyentered.
"Howdoyoudo?"saidJill."I'mafraidmyunclehasnotcomebackyet...."
"Say!"criedthevisitor."You_did_getoutquick!"
Jillwassurprised.Shehadnorecollectionofeverhavingseentheotherbefore.Hervisitorwasaratherprettygirl,withasortof
jauntywayofcarryingherselfwhichmadeapiquantcontrasttohertiredeyesandwistfulface.Jilltookanimmediatelikingtoher.Shelookedsoforlornandpathetic.
"Myname'sNellyBryant,"saidthegirl."Thatparrotbelongstome."
"Oh,Isee."
"Iheardyousaytothecopthatyoulivedhere,soIcamealongtotellyourfolkswhathadhappened,sothattheycoulddosomething.
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Themaidsaidthatyourunclewasexpectedanyminute,soIwaited."
"Thatwasawfullygoodofyou."
"Dashedgood,"saidFreddie.
"Oh,no!Honest,Idon'tknowhowtothankyouforwhatyoudid.Youdon'tknowwhatapalBillistome.Itwouldhavebrokenmeallupifthatplug-uglyhadkilledhim."
"Butwhatashameyouhadtowaitsolong."
"Ilikedit."
NellyBryantlookedabouttheroomwistfully.Thiswasthesortofroomshesometimesdreamedabout.Sheloveditssubduedlightandthepulpycushionsonthesofa.
"You'llhavesometeabeforeyougo,won'tyou?"saidJill,switchingonthelights.
"It'sverykindofyou."
"Why,hullo!"saidFreddie."ByJove!Isay!We'vemetbefore,what?"
"Why,sowehave!"
"ThatlunchatOddy'sthatyoungThreepwoodgave,what?"
"Iwonderyouremember."
"Oh,Iremember.Quiteatimeago,eh?MissBryantwasinthatshow.'FollowtheGirl,'Jill,attheRegal."
"Oh,yes.Irememberyoutookmetoseeit."
"Dashedoddmeetingagainlikethis!"saidFreddie."Reallyrummy!"
Jane,theparlourmaid,enteringwithtea,interruptedhiscomments.
"You'reAmerican,then?"saidJillinterested."ThewholecompanycamefromNewYork,didn'tthey?"
"Yes."
"I'mhalfAmericanmyself,youknow.IusedtoliveinNewYorkwhenIwasverysmall,butI'vealmostforgottenwhatitwaslike.Irememberasortofoverheadrailwaythatmadeanawfulnoise...."
"TheElevated!"murmuredNellydevoutly.Awaveofhome-sickness
seemedtochokeherforamoment.
"Andtheair.Likechampagne.Andaverybluesky."
"Yes,"saidNellyinasmallvoice.
"Ishouldn'thalfmindpoppingoverNewYorkforabit,"saidFreddie,unconsciousoftheagonyhewasinflicting."I'vemetsomeverysoundsportsmenwhocamefromthere.Youdon'tknowafellownamedWilliamson,doyou?"
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"Idon'tbelieveIdo."
"OrOakes?"
"No."
"That'srummy!OakeshaslivedinNewYorkforyears."
"Sohaveaboutsevenmillionotherpeople,"interposedJill."Don'tbesilly,Freddie.HowwouldyoulikesomebodytoaskofyouifyouknewamannamedJenkinsinLondon?"
"I_do_knowamannamedJenkinsinLondon,"repliedFreddietriumphantly.
Jillpouredoutacupofteaforhervisitor,andlookedattheclock.
"IwonderwhereUncleChrishasgotto,"shesaid."Heoughttobeherebynow.Ihopehehasn'tgotintoanymischiefamongthewildstockbrokersdownatBrighton."
Freddielaiddownhiscuponthetableandutteredaloudsnort.
"Oh,Freddie,darling!"saidJillremorsefully."Iforgot!Stockbrokersareapainfulsubject,aren'tthey!"SheturnedtoNelly."There'sbeenanawfulslumpontheStockExchangeto-day,andhegot--whatwastheword,Freddie?"
"Nipped!"saidFreddiewithgloom.
"Nipped!"
"Nippedlikethedickens!"
"Nippedlikethedickens!"JillsmiledatNelly."Hehadforgottenallaboutitintheexcitementofbeingajailbird,andIwentand
remindedhim."
FreddiesoughtsympathyfromNelly.
"AsillyassattheclubnamedJimmyMonroetoldmetotakeaflutterinsomerottenthingcalledAmalgamatedDyes.Youknowhowitis,whenyou'refeelingdevilishfitandcheeryandallthatafterdinner,andsomebodysidlesuptoyouandslipshislittlehandinyoursandtellsyoutodosomefoolthing.You'resodashedhappyyousimplysay'Right-ho,oldbird!Makeitso!'That'sthewayIgothad!"
Jilllaughedunfeelingly.
"Itwilldoyougood,Freddie.It'llstiryouupandpreventyoubeingsosillyagain.Besides,youknowyou'llhardlynoticeit.You'vemuchtoomuchmoneyasitis."
"It'snotthemoney.It'stheprincipleofthething.Ihatelookingafrightfulchump."
"Well,youneedn'ttellanybody.We'llkeepitasecret.Infact,we'llstartatonce,forIhearUncleChrisoutside.Letusdissemble.Weareobserved!...Hullo,UncleChris!"
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Sherandowntheroom,asthedooropened,andkissedthetall,soldierlymanwhoentered.
"Well,Jill,mydear."
"Howlateyouare.Iwasexpectingyouhoursago."
"Ihadtocallonmybroker."
"Hush!Hush!"
"What'sthematter?"
"Nothing,nothing....We'vegotvisitors.YouknowFreddieRooke,ofcourse?"
"Howareyou,Freddie,myboy?"
"Cheerio!"saidFreddie."Prettyfit?"
"AndMissBryant,"saidJill.
"Howdoyoudo?"saidUncleChrisinthebluff,genialwaywhich,in
hisyoungerdays,hadcharmedmanyafive-poundnoteoutofthepocketsofhisfellow-menandmanyasoftglanceoutoftheeyesoftheirsisters,theircousins,andtheiraunts.
"Comeandhavesometea,"saidJill."You'rejustintime."
"Tea?Capital!"
Nellyhadsubsidedshylyintothedepthsofherbigarm-chair.SomehowshefeltabetterandamoreimportantgirlsinceUncleChrishadaddressedher.MostpeoplefeltlikethatafterencounteringJill'sUncleChristopher.UncleChrishadamanner.Itwasnotpreciselycondescending,andyetitwasnotthemannerofanequal.Hetreated
youasanequal,true,butallthetimeyouwereconsciousofthefactthatitwasextraordinarilygoodofhimtodoso.UncleChrisaffectedtherankandfileofhisfellow-menmuchasagenialknightoftheMiddleAgeswouldhaveaffectedascurvyknaveorvarletifhehadcastasidesocialdistinctionsforawhileandhobnobbedwiththelatterinatavern.Heneverpatronized,butthemerefactthatheabstainedfrompatronizingseemedsomehowimpressive.
Tothisimpressivenesshisappearancecontributedlargely.Hewasafine,upstandingman,wholookedlessthanhisforty-nineyearsinspiteofanominousthinningofthehairwhichhetendedandbrushedsocarefully.Hehadafirmchin,amouththatsmiledoftenandpleasantlybeneaththeclosely-clippedmoustache,andverybrightblue
eyeswhichmetyoursinaclear,frank,honestgaze.ThoughhehadservedinhisyouthinIndia,hehadnoneoftheAnglo-Indian'ssun-scorchedsallowness.Hiscomplexionwasfreshandsanguine.Helookedasifhehadjuststeppedoutofacoldtub--amisleadingimpression,forUncleChrisdetestedcoldwaterandalwaystookhismorningbathashotashecouldgetit.
Itwashisclothes,however,which,evenmorethanhisappearance,fascinatedthepopulace.ThereisonlyonetailorinLondon,asdistinguishedfromtheambitiousmechanicswhomakecoatsand
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trousers,andUncleChriswashisbestcustomer.Similarly,Londonisfullofyoungfellowstryingtogetalongbythemanufactureoffoot-wear,butthereisonlyoneboot-makerinthetruemeaningoftheword--theonewhosuppliedUncleChris.And,asforhats,whileitisnodoubtafactthatyoucangetatplentyofLondonshopssomesortofcoveringforyourheadwhichwillkeepitwarm,theonlyhatter--usingtheterminitsdeepersense--isthemanwhoenjoyedthepatronageofMajorChristopherSelby.Fromfoottohead,inshort,fromfurthestSouthtoextremestNorth,UncleChriswasperfect.Hewasanornamenttohissurroundings.TheMetropolislookedbetterforhim.OneseemstopictureLondonasamotherwithahordeofuntidychildren,childrenwithmade-upties,childrenwithwrinkledcoatsandbaggytrouser-legs,sighingtoherselfasshebeheldthem,thencheeringupandmurmuringwithatouchofrestoredcomplacency,"Ah,well,IstillhaveUncleChris!"
"MissBryantisAmerican,UncleChris,"saidJill.
UncleChrisspreadhisshapelylegsbeforethefire,andglanceddownkindlyatNelly.
"Indeed?"Hetookacupofteaandstirredit."IwasinAmericaasayoungman."
"Whereabouts?"askedNellyeagerly.
"Oh,hereandthereandeverywhere.Itravelledconsiderably."
"That'showitiswithme,"saidNelly,overcomingherdiffidenceasshewarmedtothefavouritetopic."IguessIknowmosteverytownineveryState,fromNewYorktothelastone-nightstand.It'sagreatoldcountry,isn'tit?"
"Itis!"saidUncleChris."Ishallbereturningthereveryshortly."Hepausedmeditatively."Veryshortlyindeed."
Nellybitherlip.Itseemedtobeherfateto-daytomeetpeoplewho
weregoingtoAmerica.
"Whendidyoudecidetodothat?"askedJill.
Shehadbeenlookingathim,puzzled.YearsofassociationwithUncleChrishadenabledhertoreadhismoodsquickly,andshewassurethattherewassomethingonhismind.Itwasnotlikelythattheothershadnoticedit,forhismannerwasasgenialandurbaneasever.Butsomethingabouthim,alookinhiseyesthatcameandwent,anoccasionalquicktwitchingofhismouth,toldherthatallwasnotwell.Shewasalittletroubled,butnotgreatly.UncleChriswasnotthesortofmantowhomgravetragedieshappened.Itwasprobablysomemeretriflewhichshecouldsmoothoutforhiminfiveminutes,once
theywerealonetogether.Shereachedoutandpattedhissleeveaffectionately.ShewasfonderofUncleChristhanofanyoneintheworldexceptDerek.
"Thethought,"saidUncleChris,"cametomethismorning,asIreadmymorningpaperwhilebreakfasting.Ithasgrownanddevelopedduringtheday.Atthismomentyoumightalmostcallitanobsession.IamveryfondofAmerica.Ispentseveralhappyyearsthere.OnthatoccasionIsetsailforthelandofpromise,Iadmit,somewhatreluctantly.OfmyownfreewillImightneverhavemadethe
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expedition.ButthegeneralsentimentseemedsostronglyinfavourofmydoingsothatIyieldedtowhatImightcallapublicdemand.Thewillinghandsformynearestanddearestwerebehindme,pushing,andIdidnotresistthem.Ihaveneverregrettedit.Americaisapartofeveryyoungman'seducation.Yououghttogothere,Freddie."
"Rummilyenough,"saidFreddie,"IwassayingjustbeforeyoucameinthatIhadhalfamindtopopover.Onlyit'sratheraballyfag,starting.Gettingyourluggagepackedandallthatsortofthing."
Nelly,whoseluggageconsistedofonesmalltrunk,heavedasilentsigh.Minglingwiththeidlerichcarrieditspenalties.
"America,"saidUncleChris,"taughtmepoker,forwhichIcanneverbesufficientlygrateful.AlsoanexoticpastimestyledCraps--or,alternatively,'rollingthebones'--whichinthosedayswasaverypresenthelpintimeoftrouble.AtCraps,Ifear,myhandinlateyearshaslostmuchofitscunning.Ihavehadlittleopportunityofpractising.ButasayoungmanIwasnomeanexponentoftheart.Letmesee,"saidUncleChrismeditatively."Whatwasthepreciseritual?Ah!Ihaveit,'Come,littleseven!'"
"'Come,eleven!'"exclaimedNellyexcitedly.
"'Baby....'Ifeelconvincedthatinsomemannerthewordbabyenteredintoit."
"'Babyneedsnewshoes!'"
"'Babyneedsnewshoes!'Precisely!"
"Itsoundstome,"saidFreddie,"dashedsilly."
"Oh,no!"criedNellyreproachfully.
"Well,whatImeanis,there'snosenseinit,don'tyouknow."
"Itisanoblepursuit,"saidUncleChrisfirmly."Worthyofthegreatnationthathasproducedit.Nodoubt,whenIreturntoAmerica,Ishallhaveopportunitiesofrecoveringmylostskill."
"Youaren'treturningtoAmerica,"saidJill."You'regoingtostaysafeathomelikeagoodlittleuncle.I'mnotgoingtohaveyourunningwildallovertheworldatyourage."
"Age?"declaimedUncleChris."Whatismyage?AtthepresentmomentIfeelintheneighbourhoodoftwenty-one,andAmbitionistappingmeontheshoulderandwhispering'Youngman,goWest!'Theyearsareslippingawayfromme,mydearJill--slippingsoquicklythatinafewminutesyouwillbewonderingwhymynursedoesnotcometofetchme.
Thewanderlustisuponme.IgazearoundmeatallthisprosperityinwhichIamlapped,"saidUncleChris,eyeingthearm-chairseverely,"allthiscomfortandluxurywhichswaddlesme,andIfeelstaggered.Iwantactivity.Iwanttobebraced!"
"Youwouldhateit,"saidJillcomposedly."Youknowyou'rethelaziestolddarlingintheworld."
"ExactlywhatIamendeavouringtopointout.I_am_lazy.Or,Iwastillthismorning."
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"Somethingveryextraordinarymusthavehappenedthismorning.Icanseethat."
"Iwallowedingrosscomfort.IwaswhatShakespearecallsa'fatandgreasycitizen'!"
"Please,UncleChris!"protestedJill."NotwhileI'meatingbutteredtoast!"
"ButnowIammyselfagain."
"That'ssplendid."
"Ihaveheardthebeatoftheoff-shorewind,"chantedUncleChris,"andthethreshofthedeep-searain.Ihaveheardthesong--Howlong!howlong!Pulloutonthetrailagain!"
"Hecanalsorecite'GungaDin,'"saidJilltoNelly."Ireallymustapologizeforallthis.He'susuallyasgoodasgold."
"IbelieveIknowhowhefeels,"saidNellysoftly.
"Ofcourseyoudo.YouandI,MissBryant,areofthegipsiesofthe
world.WearenotvegetableslikeyoungRookehere."
"Eh,what?"saidthevegetable,wakingfromareverie.HehadbeenwatchingNelly'sface.Itswistfulnessattractedhim.
"Weareonlyhappy,"proceededUncleChris,"whenwearewandering."
"YoushouldseeUncleChriswandertohisclubinthemorning,"saidJill."Hetrudgesoffinataxi,singingwildgipsysongs,absolutelydefyingfatigue."
"That,"saidUncleChris,"isaperfectlyjustifiedslur.Ishudderatthedepthstowhichprosperityhascausedmetosink."Heexpandedhis
chest."IshallbeadifferentmaninAmerica.Americawouldmakeadifferentmanof_you_,Freddie."
"I'mallright,thanks!"saidthateasilysatisfiedyoungman.
UncleChristurnedtoNelly,pointingdramatically.
"Youngwoman,goWest!Returntoyourbracinghome,andleavethisenervatingLondon!You...."
Nellygotupabruptly.Shecouldendurenomore.
"IbelieveI'llhavetobegoingnow,"shesaid."Billmissesmeif
I'mawaylong.Good-bye.Thankyoueversomuchforwhatyoudid."
"Itwasawfullykindofyoutocomeround,"saidJill.
"Good-bye,MajorSelby."
"Good-bye."
"Good-bye,Mr.Rooke."
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Freddieawokefromanotherreverie.
"Eh?Oh,Isay,halfajiffy.IthinkImayaswellbetoddlingalongmyself.AbouttimeIwasgettingbacktodressfordinnerandallthat.Seeyouhome,mayI,andthenI'llgetataxiatVictoria.Toodle-oo,everybody."
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FreddieescortedNellythroughthehallandopenedthefrontdoorforher.Thenightwascoolandcloudyandtherewasstillintheairthatodd,rejuvenatingsuggestionofSpring.Awetfragrancecamefromthedrippingtrees.
"Toppingevening!"saidFreddieconversationally.
"Yes."
Theywalkedthroughthesquareinsilence.Freddieshotanappreciativeglanceathiscompanion.Freddie,ashewouldhaveadmittedfrankly,wasnotmuchofaladforthemoderngirl.Themoderngirl,heconsidered,wastoodashedrowdyandexuberantforachappieofpeacefultastes.Now,thisgirl,ontheotherhand,hadalltheearmarksofbeingsomethingofatopper.Shehadasoftvoice.
Rummyaccentandallthat,butneverthelessasoftandpleasingvoice.Shewasmildandunaggressive,andthesewerequalitieswhichFreddieesteemed.Freddie,thoughthiswasathinghewouldnothaveadmitted,wasafraidofgirls,thesortofgirlshehadtotakedowntodinneranddancewithandsoforth.Theyweretoodashedclever,andalwaysseemedtobewaitingforachancetoscoreoffafellow.Thisonewasnotlikethat.Notabit.Shewasgentleandquietandwhatnot.
Itwasatthispointthatitcamehometohimhowremarkablyquietshewas.Shehadnotsaidawordforthelastfiveminutes.Hewasjustabouttobreakthesilence,when,astheypassedunderastreetlamp,heperceivedthatshewascrying--cryingverysoftlytoherself,likeachildinthedark.
"GoodGod!"saidFreddieappalled.Thereweretwothingsinlifewithwhichhefelttotallyunabletocope--cryinggirlsanddog-fights.TheglimpsehehadcaughtofNelly'sfacefrozehimintoaspeechlessnesswhichlasteduntiltheyreachedDaubenyStreetandstoppedatherdoor.
"Good-bye,"saidNelly.
"Good-bye-ee!"saidFreddiemechanically."That'stosay,Imeantosay,halfasecond!"headdedquickly.Hefacedhernervously,withonehandonthegrimyrailings.Thiswantedlookinginto.Whenitcametogirlstricklingtoandfrointhepublicstreets,weeping,well,it
wasprettyrottenandsomethinghadtobedoneaboutit."What'sup?"hedemanded.
"It'snothing.Good-bye."
"But,mydearoldsoul,"saidFreddie,clutchingtherailingformoralsupport,"itissomething.Itmustbe!Youmightnotthinkit,tolookatme,butI'mreallyratheradashedshrewdchap,andIcan_see_ there'ssomethingup.Whynotgivemethejollyoldscenarioandseeifwecan'tdosomething?"
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Nellymovedasiftoturntothedoor,thenstopped.Shewasthoroughlyashamedofherself.
"I'mafool!"
"No,no!"
"Yes,Iam.Idon'toftenactthisway,but,oh,gee!hearingyoualltalkinglikethataboutgoingtoAmerica,justasifitwastheeasiestthingintheworld,onlyyoucouldn'tbebotheredtodoit,kindofgotmegoing.AndtothinkIcouldbethererightnowifIwasn'tabonehead!"
"Abonehead?"
"Asimp.I'mallrightasfarupasthestringofnear-pearls,butabovethatI'mreinforcedconcrete."
Freddiegropedforhermeaning.
"Doyoumeanyou'vemadeabloomerofsomekind?"
"Ipulledtheworstkindofbone.IstoppedoninLondonwhentherest
ofthecompanywentbackhome,andnowI'vegottostick."
"Rushofjollyoldprofessionalengagements,what?"
Nellylaughedbitterly.
"You'reabadguesser.No,theyhaven'tstartedtofightovermeyet.I'matliberty,astheysayinthe_Era_."
"But,mydearoldthing,"saidFreddieearnestly,"ifyou'venothingtokeepyouinEngland,whynotpopbacktoAmerica?Imeantosay,home-sicknessisthemostdashedblightedthingintheworld.There'snothinggivesonethepiptosuchanextent.Why,dashit,Iremember
stayingwithanoldauntofmineupinScotlandtheyearbeforelastandnotbeingabletogetawayforthreeweeksorso,andIraved--absolutelygibbered--forthesightofthemerryoldmetrop.SometimesI'dwakeupinthenight,thinkingIwasbackattheAlbany,and,byJove,whenIfoundIwasn'tIhowledlikeadog!Youtakemytip,oldsoul,andpopbackonthenextboat."
"Whichline?"
"Howdoyoumean,whichline?Oh,Isee,youmeanwhichline?Well...well...I'veneverbeenonanyofthem,soit'sratherhardtosay.ButIheartheCunardwellspokenof,andthenagainsomechappiesswearbytheWhiteStar.ButIshouldimagineyoucan'tgofarwrong,
whicheveryoupick.They'reallprettyripe,Ifancy."
"Whichofthemisgivingfreetrips?That'sthepoint."
"Eh?Oh!"HermeaningdawneduponFreddie.Heregardedherwithdeepconsternation.Lifehadtreatedhimsokindlythathehadalmostforgottenthatthereexistedaclasswhichhadnotasmuchmoneyashimself.Sympathywelledupbeneathhisperfectlyfittingwaistcoat.Itwasapurelydisinterestedsympathy.ThefactthatNellywasagirlandinmanyrespectsadashedprettygirldidnotaffecthim.What
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matteredwasthatshewashardup.ThethoughthurtFreddielikeablow.Hehatedtheideaofanyonebeinghardup.
"Isay!"hesaid."Areyoubroke?"
Nellylaughed.
"AmI?Ifdollarsweredoughnuts,Iwouldn'tevenhavetheholeinthemiddle."
Freddiewasstirredtohisdepths.Exceptforthebeggarsinthestreets,towhomhegaveshillings,hehadnotmetanyoneforyearswhohadnotplentyofmoney.Hehadfriendsathisclubswhofrequentlyclaimedtobeunabletolaytheirhandsonaballypenny,buttheballypennytheywantedtolaytheirhandsongenerallyturnedouttobeacoupleofthousandpoundsforanewcar.
"GoodGod!"hesaid.
Therewasapause.Then,withasuddenimpulse,hebegantofumbleinhisbreast-pocket.Rummyhowthingsworkedoutforthebest,howeverscalytheymightseematthemoment.Onlyanhourorsoagohehadbeenkickinghimselffornothavingrememberedthatfifty-poundnote,tackedontotheliningofhiscoat,whenitwouldhavecomeinhandy
atthepolice-station.HenowsawthatProvidencehadhadthematterwellinhand.Ifhehadremembereditandcoughedituptotheconstabularythen,hewouldn'thavehaditnow.Andheneededitnow.Amoodofquixoticgenerosityhadsurgeduponhim.Withswiftfingershejerkedthenotefreefromitsmooringsanddisplayeditlikeaconjurerexhibitingarabbit.
"Mydearoldthing,"hesaid,"Ican'tstandit!Iabsolutelycannotstickitatanyprice!Ireallymustinsistonyourtrouseringthis.Positively!"
NellyBryantgazedatthenotewithwideeyes.Shewasstunned.Shetookitlimply,andlookedatitunderthedimlightofthegas-lamp
overthedoor.
"Icouldn't!"shecried.
"Oh,butreally!Youmust!"
"Butthisisafifty-pound!"
"Absolutely!ItwilltakeyoubacktoNewYork,what?youaskedwhichlinewasgivingfreetrips.TheFreddieRookeLine,byJove,sailingseveryWednesdayandSaturday!Imean,what?"
"ButIcan'ttaketwohundredandfiftydollarsfromyou!"
"Oh,rather.Ofcourseyoucan."
Therewasanotherpause.
"You'llthink--"Nelly'spalefaceflushed."You'llthinkItoldyouallaboutmyselfjust--justbecauseIwantedto...."
"Tomakeatouch?Absolutelynot!Ridyourselfofthejollyoldsuppositionentirely.Youseebeforeyou,oldthing,achappiewho
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knowsmoreaboutborrowingmoneythananymaninLondon.Imeantosay,I'vehadmyearbittenmoreoftenthananyone,Ishouldthink.Therearesixty-fourwaysofmakingatouch--I'vehadthemallworkedonmebydiversblightershereandthere--andIcantellanyofthemwithmyeyesshut.Iknowyouweren'tdreamingofanysuchthing."
ThenotecrackledmusicallyinNelly'shand.
"Idon'tknowwhattosay!"
"That'sallright."
"Idon'tseewhy....Gee!IwishIcouldtellyouwhatIthinkofyou!"
Freddielaughedamusedly.
"Doyouknow,"hesaid,"that'sexactlywhatthebeaks--themasters,youknow--usedtosaytomeatschool."
"Areyousureyoucanspareit?"
"Oh,rather."
Nelly'seyesshoneinthelightofthelamp.
"I'venevermetanyonelikeyoubefore.Idon'tknowhow...."
Freddieshufflednervously.Beingthankedalwaysmadehimfeelprettyrotten.
"Well,IthinkI'llbepopping,"hesaid."Gottogetbackanddressandallthat.Awfullygladtohaveseenyou,andallthatsortofrot."
Nellyunlockedthedoorwithherlatch-key,andstoodonthestep.
"I'llbuyafur-wrap,"shesaid,halftoherself.
"Greatwheeze!Ishould!"
"AndsomenutsforBill!"
"Bill?"
"Theparrot."
"Oh,thejollyoldparrot!Rather!Well,cheerio!"
"Good-bye....You'vebeenawfullygoodtome."
"Oh,no,"saidFreddieuncomfortably."Anytimeyou'repassing...."
"Awfullygood....Well,good-bye."
"Toodle-oo!"
"Maybewe'llmeetagainsomeday."
"Ihopeso.Absolutely!"
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Therewasalittlescurryoffeet.SomethingwarmandsoftpressedforaninstantagainstFreddie'scheek,and,ashestumbledback,NellyBryantskippedupthestepsandvanishedthroughthedoor.
"GoodGod!"
Freddiefelthischeek.Hewasawareofanoddmixtureofembarrassmentandexhilaration.
Fromtheareabelowaslightcoughsounded.Freddieturnedsharply.Amaidinasoiledcap,worncoquettishlyoveroneear,wasgazingintentlyupthroughtherailings.Theireyesmet.Freddieturnedawarmpink.Itseemedtohimthatthemaidhadtheairofoneabouttogiggle.
"Damn!"saidFreddiesoftly,andhurriedoffdownthestreet.Hewonderedwhetherhehadmadeafrightfulassofhimself,sprayingbank-notesallovertheplacelikethattocomparativestrangers.ThenavisioncametohimofNelly'seyesastheyhadlookedathiminthelamp-light,andhedecided--no,absolutelynot.Rummyasthegadgetmightappear,ithadbeentherightthingtodo.Itwasabingeofwhichhethoroughlyapproved.Agoodegg!
II
Jill,whenFreddieandNellylefttheroom,hadseatedherselfonalowstool,andsatlookingthoughtfullyintothefire.ShewaswonderingifshehadbeenmistakeninsupposingthatUncleChriswasworriedaboutsomething.Thisrestlessnessofhis,thisdesireformovement,wasstrangeinhim.Hithertohehadbeenlikeadearoldcosycat,revellinginthecomfortwhichhehadjustdenouncedsoeloquently.Shewatchedhimashetookuphisfavouritestandinfrontofthefire.
"Nicegirl,"saidUncleChris."Whowasshe?"
"SomebodyFreddiemet,"saidJilldiplomatically.TherewasnoneedtoworryUncleChriswithdetailsoftheafternoon'shappenings.
"Verynicegirl."UncleChristookouthiscigar-case."NoneedtoaskifImay,thankgoodness."Helitacigar."Doyouremember,Jill,yearsago,whenyouwerequitesmall,howIusedtoblowsmokeinyourface?"
Jillsmiled.
"OfcourseIdo.Yousaidthatyouweretrainingmeformarriage.Yousaidthattherewerenohappymarriagesexceptwherethewifedidn't
mindthesmelloftobacco.Well,it'slucky,asamatteroffact,forDereksmokesallthetime."
UncleChristookuphisfavouritestandagainstthefireplace.
"You'reveryfondofDerek,aren'tyou,Jill?"
"OfcourseIam.Youare,too,aren'tyou?"
"Finechap.Veryfinechap.Plentyofmoney,too.It'sagreat
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relief,"saidUncleChris,puffingvigorously."Athunderingrelief."HelookedoverJill'sheaddowntheroom."It'sfinetothinkofyouhappilymarried,dear,witheverythingintheworldthatyouwant."
UncleChris'gazewandereddowntowhereJillsat.Aslightmistaffectedhiseyesight.Jillhadprovidedasolutionforthegreatproblemofhislife.Marriagehadalwaysappalledhim,buttherewasthistobesaidforit,thatmarriedpeoplehaddaughters.Hehadalwayswantedadaughter,asmartgirlhecouldtakeoutandbeproudof;andfatehadgivenhimJillatpreciselytherightage.AchildwouldhaveboredUncleChris--hewasfondofchildren,buttheymadethedeuceofanoiseandregardedjamasanexternalornament--butadelightfullittlegirloffourteenwasdifferent.Jillandhehadbeenveryclosetoeachothersincehermotherhaddied,ayearafterthedeathofherfather,andhadleftherinhischarge.Hehadwatchedhergrowupwithajoythathadatouchofbewildermentinit--sheseemedtogrowsoquickly--andhadbeenfonderandprouderofherateverystageofhertumultuouscareer.
"You'readear,"saidJill.Shestrokedthetrouser-legthatwasnearest."How_do_youmanagetogetsuchawonderfulcrease?Youreallyareacredittome!"
Therewasamomentarysilence.Ashadeofembarrassmentmadeitself
noticeableinUncleChris'frankgaze.Hegavealittlecough,andpulledathismoustache.
"IwishIwere,mydear,"hesaidsoberly."IwishIwere.I'mafraidI'mapoorsortofafellow,Jill."
Jilllookedup.
"Whatdoyoumean?"
"Apoorsortofafellow,"repeatedUncleChris."Yourmotherwasfoolishtotrustyoutome.Yourfatherhadmoresense.HealwayssaidIwasawrong'un."
Jillgotupquickly.Shewascertainnowthatshehadbeenright,andthattherewassomethingonheruncle'smind.
"What'sthematter,UncleChris?Something'shappened.Whatisit?"
UncleChristurnedtoknocktheashoffhiscigar.Themovementgavehimtimetocollecthimselfforwhatlaybeforehim.Hehadoneofthoserarevolatilenatureswhichcanignoretheblowsoffatesolongastheireffectsarenotbroughthomebyvisibleevidenceofdisaster.Helivedinthemoment,and,thoughmattershadbeenasbadatbreakfast-timeastheywerenow,itwasnottillnow,whenheconfrontedJill,thathehadfoundhischeerfulnessaffectedbythem.
Hewasamanwhohatedordeals,andonefacedhimnow.Untilthismomenthehadbeenabletodetachhismindfromastateofaffairswhichwouldhaveweighedunceasinglyuponanotherman.Hismindwasatelephonewhichhecouldcutoffatwill,whenthevoiceofTroublewishedtospeak.Thetimewouldarrive,hehadbeenaware,whenhewouldhavetopayattentiontothatvoice,butsofarhehadrefusedtolisten.Nowitcouldbeevadednolonger.
"Jill."
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"Yes?"
UncleChrispausedagain,searchingforthebestmeansofsayingwhathadtobesaid.
"Jill,Idon'tknowifyouunderstandaboutthesethings,buttherewaswhatiscalledaslumpontheStockExchangethismorning.Inotherwords...."
Jilllaughed.
"OfcourseIknowallaboutthat,"shesaid."PoorFreddiewouldn'ttalkaboutanythingelsetillImadehim.Hewasterriblybluewhenhegotherethisafternoon.Hesaidhehadgot'nipped'inAmalgamatedDyes.Hehadlostabouttwohundredpounds,andwasfuriouswithafriendofhiswhohadtoldhimtobuymargins."
UncleChrisclearedhisthroat.
"Jill,I'mafraidI'vegotbadnewsforyou.IboughtAmalgamatedDyes,too."Heworriedhismoustache."Ilostheavily,veryheavily."
"Hownaughtyofyou!Youknowyououghtn'ttogamble."
"Jill,youmustbebrave.I--I--well,thefactis--it'snogoodbeatingaboutthebush--Ilosteverything!Everything!"
"Everything?"
"Everything!It'sallgone!Allfooledaway.It'saterriblebusiness.Thishousewillhavetogo."
"But--butdoesn'tthehousebelongtome?"
"Iwasyourtrustee,dear."UncleChrissmokedfuriously."Thankheavenyou'regoingtomarryarichman!"
Jillstoodlookingathim,perplexed.Money,asmoney,hadneverenteredintoherlife.Therewerethingsonewantedwhichhadtobepaidforwithmoney,butUncleChrishadalwayslookedafterthat.Shehadtakenthemforgranted.
"Idon'tunderstand,"shesaid.
Andthensuddenlysherealizedthatshedid,andagreatwaveofpityforUncleChrisfloodedoverher.Hewassuchanolddear.Itmustbehorribleforhimtohavetostandthere,tellingherallthis.Shefeltnosenseofinjury,onlythediscomfortofhavingtowitnessthehumiliationofheroldestfriend.UncleChriswasboundupinextricablywitheverythinginherlifethatwaspleasant.Shecould
rememberhim,lookingexactlythesame,onlywithathickerandwaviercropofhair,playingwithherpatientlyandunweariedforhoursinthehotsun,acheerfulmartyr.Shecouldremembersittingupwithhimwhenshecamehomefromherfirstgrownupdance,drinkingcocoaandtalkingandtalkingandtalkingtillthebirdsoutsidesangthesunhighupintotheskyanditwasbreakfasttime.Shecouldremembertheatreswithhim,andjollylittlesuppersafterwards;expeditionsintothecountry,withlunchesatqueeroldinns;daysontheriver,daysatHurlingham,daysatLords',daysattheAcademy.Hehadalwaysbeenthesame,alwayscheerful,alwayskind.HewasUncleChris,and
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hewouldalwaysbeUncleChris,whateverhehaddoneorwhateverhemightdo.Sheslippedherarminhisandgaveitasqueeze.
"Pooroldthing!"shesaid.
UncleChrishadbeenlookingstraightoutbeforehimwiththosefineblueeyesofhis.Therehadbeenjustatouchofsternnessinhisattitude.Astranger,comingintotheroomatthatmoment,wouldhavesaidthatherewasagirltryingtocoaxherblunt,straightforward,militaryfatherintosomecourseofactionofwhichhishonestnaturedisapproved.HemighthavebeenposingforastatueofRectitude.AsJillspoke,heseemedtocavein.
"Pooroldthing?"herepeatedlimply.
"Ofcourseyouare!Andstoptryingtolookdignifiedandtragic!Becauseitdoesn'tsuityou.You'remuchtoowelldressed."
"But,mydear,youdon'tunderstand!Youhaven'trealized!"
"Yes,Ido.Yes,Ihave!"
"I'vespentallyourmoney--_your_money!"
"Iknow!Whatdoesitmatter?"
"Whatdoesitmatter!Jill,don'tyouhateme?"
"Asifanyonecouldhateanolddarlinglikeyou!"
UncleChristhrewawayhiscigar,andputhisarmsroundJill.Foramomentadreadfulfearcametoherthathewasgoingtocry.Sheprayedthathewouldn'tcry.Itwouldbetooawful.Itwouldbeamemoryofwhichshecouldneverridherself.Shefeltasthoughheweresomeoneextraordinarilyyoungandunabletolookafterhimself,someoneshemustsootheandprotect.
"Jill,"saidUncleChris,choking,"you're--you're--you'realittlewarrior!"
Jillkissedhimandmovedaway.Shebusiedherselfwithsomeflowers,herbackturned.Thetensionhadbeenrelieved,andshewantedtogivehimtimetorecoverhispoise.Sheknewhimwellenoughtobesurethat,soonerorlater,theresiliencyofhisnaturewouldassertitself.Hecouldneverremainlonginthedepths.
Thesilencehadtheeffectofmakingherthinkmoreclearlythaninthefirstrushofpityshehadbeenabletodo.Shewasablenowtoreviewthematterasitaffectedherself.Ithadnotbeeneasytograsp,thebluntfactthatshewaspenniless,thatallthiscomfort
whichsurroundedherwasnolongerherown.Foraninstantakindofpanicseizedher.Therewasableaknessaboutthesituationwhichmadeonegasp.Itwaslikeicywaterdashedintheface.Realizationhadalmostthephysicalpainoflifereturningtoanumbedlimb.Herhandsshookasshearrangedtheflowers,andshehadtobiteherliptokeepherselffromcryingout.
Shefoughtpaniceyetoeye,andbeatitdown.UncleChris,swiftlyrecoveringbythefireplace,neverknewthatthefighthadtakenplace.Hewasfeelingquitejovialagainnowthattheunpleasant
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businessofbreakingthenewswasover,andwaslookingontheworldwiththeeyeofadebonairgentleman-adventurer.Asfarashewasconcerned,hetoldhimself,thiswasthebestthingthatcouldhavehappened.Hehadbeengrowingoldandsluggishinprosperity.Heneededafillip.Thewitsbywhichhehadoncelivedsomerrilyhadbeengettingbluntintheireasyretirement.Hewelcomedtheopportunityofmatchingthemoncemoreagainsttheworld.HewasremorsefulasregardedJill,buttheoptimistinhim,nevercrushedforlong,toldhimthatJillwouldbeallright.ShewouldstepfromthesinkingshiptothesaferefugeofDerekUnderhill'swealthandposition,whilehewentouttoseekanewlife.UncleChris'blueeyesgleamedwithanewfireashepicturedhimselfinthisnewlife.Hefeltlikeahuntersettingoutonahuntingexpedition.Therewerealwaysadventuresandthespoilsofwarforthemanwithbrainstofindthemandgatherthemin.ButitwasamercythatJillhadDerek....
JillwasthinkingofDerek,too.Panichadfled,andacuriousexhilarationhadseizeduponher.IfDerekwantedhernow,itwouldbebecausehislovewasthestrongestthingintheworld.Shewouldcometohimlikethebeggar-maidtoCophetua.
UncleChrisbrokethesilencewithacough.Atthesoundofit,Jillsmiledagain.Sheknewitforwhatitwas,asignthathewashimself
again.
"Tellme,UncleChris,"shesaid,"justhowbadisit?Whenyousaideverythingwasgone,didyoureallymeaneverything,orwereyoubeingmelodramatic?Exactlyhowdowestand?"
"It'sdashedhardtosay,mydear.Iexpectweshallfindthereareafewhundredsleft.Enoughtoseeyouthroughtillyougetmarried.Afterthatitwon'tmatter."UncleChrisflickedaparticleofdustoffhiscoat-sleeve.Jillcouldnothelpfeelingthattheactionwassymbolicalofhisattitudetowardslife.Henickedawaylife'sproblemswithjustthesameairycarelessness."Youmustn'tworryaboutme,mydear.Ishallbeallright.Ihavemademywayinthe
worldbefore,andIcandoitagain.IshallgotoAmericaandtrymyluckthere.AmazinghowmanyopportunitiesthereareinAmerica.Really,asfarasIamconcerned,thisisthebestthingthatcouldhavehappened.Ihavebeengettingabominablylazy.IfIhadgoneonlivingmypresentlifeforanotheryearortwo,why,dashit,IhonestlybelieveIshouldhavesuccumbedtosomesortofseniledecay.PositivelyIshouldhavegotfattydegenerationofthebrain!Thiswillbethemakingofme."
Jillsatdownontheloungeandlaughedtillthereweretearsinhereyes.UncleChrismightberesponsibleforthisdisaster,buthewascertainlymakingitendurable.Howevergreatlyhemightbedeservingofcensure,fromthestandpointofthesternermorality,hemade
amends.Ifhebroughtthewholeworldcrashinginchaosaboutone'sears,atleasthehelpedonetosmileamongtheruins.
"Didyoueverread'Candide,'UncleChris?"
"'Candide'?"UncleChrisshookhishead.Hewasnotagreatreader,exceptofthesportingpress.
"It'sabookbyVoltaire.There'sacharacterinitcalledDoctorPangloss,whothoughtthateverythingwasforthebestinthisbestof
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allpossibleworlds."
UncleChrisfeltatouchofembarrassment.Itoccurredtohimthathehadbeenbetrayedbyhismercurialtemperamentintoanattitudewhich,consideringthecircumstances,wasperhapsatrifletoojubilant.Hegavehismoustacheapull,andrevertedtotheminorkey.
"Oh,youmustn'tthinkthatIdon'tappreciatetheterrible,thecriminalthingIhavedone!Iblamemyself,"saidUncleChriscordially,nickinganotherspeckofdustoffhissleeve."Iblamemyselfbitterly.Yourmotheroughtnevertohavemademeyourtrustee,mydear.Butshealwaysbelievedinme,inspiteofeverything,andthisishowIhaverepaidher."Heblewhisnosetocoveranotunmanlyemotion."Iwasn'tfittedfortheposition.Neverbecomeatrustee,Jill.It'sthedevil,istrustmoney.Howevermuchyouarguewithyourself,youcan't--dashit,yousimplycan'tbelievethatit'snotyourown,todoasyoulikewith,Thereitsits,smilingatyou,crying'Spendme!Spendme!'andyoufindyourselfdipping--dipping--tillonedaythere'snothinglefttodipfor--onlyafar-offrustling--theghostsofdeadbank-notes.That'showitwaswithme.Theprocesswasalmostautomatic.Ihardlyknewitwasgoingon.Herealittle--therealittle.Itwaslikesnowmeltingonamountain-top.Andonemorning--allgone!"UncleChrisdrovethepointhomewithagesture."IdidwhatIcould.WhenIfoundthattherewereonlyafewhundredsleft,foryoursakeItookachance.Allheartandnohead!
ThereyouhaveChristopherSelbyinanutshell!Amanattheclub,afoolnamed--I'veforgottenhisdamnname--recommendedAmalgamatedDyestuffsasaspeculation.Monroe,thatwashisname,JimmyMonroe.HetalkedaboutthefutureofBritishDyesnowthatGermanywasoutoftherace,and...well,thelongandshortofitwasthatItookhisadviceandboughtonmargin.Boughtlikethedevil.AndthismorningAmalgamatedDyestuffswentalltoblazes.Thereyouhavethewholestory!"
"Andnow,"saidJill,"comesthesequel!"
"Thesequel?"saidUncleChrisbreezily."Happiness,mydear,happiness!Weddingbellsand--andallthatsortofthing!"Hestraddledthehearth-rugmanfully,andswelledhischestout.Hewould
permitnopessimismonthisoccasionofrejoicing."Youdon'tsupposethatthefactofyourhavinglostyourmoney--thatistosay--er--of _my_havinglostyourmoney--willaffectasplendidyoungfellowlikeDerekUnderhill?Iknowhimbetterthantothinkthat!I'vealwayslikedhim.He'samanyoucantrust!Besides,"headdedreflectively,"there'snoneedtotellhim!Tillafterthewedding,Imean.Itwon'tbehardtokeepupappearanceshereforamonthorso."
"Ofcoursewemusttellhim!"
"Youthinkitwise?"
"Idon'tknowaboutitbeingwise.It'stheonlythingtodo.Imust
seehimto-night.Oh,Iforgot.Hewasgoingawaythisafternoonforadayortwo."
"Capital!Itwillgiveyoutimetothinkitover."
"Idon'twanttothinkitover.There'snothingtothinkabout."
"Ofcourse,yes,ofcourse.Quiteso."
"Ishallwritehimaletter."
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"Write,eh?"
"It'seasiertoputwhatonewantstosayinaletter."
"Letters,"beganUncleChris,andstoppedasthedooropened.Jane,theparlourmaid,entered,carryingasalver.
"Forme?"askedUncleChris.
"ForMissJill,sir."
Jilltookthenoteoffthesalver.
"It'sfromDerek."
"There'samessenger-boywaiting,miss,"saidJane."Hewasn'ttoldiftherewasananswer."
"IfthenoteisfromDerek,"saidUncleChris,"it'snotlikelytowantananswer.Yousaidhelefttownto-day."
Jillopenedtheenvelope.
"Isthereananswer,miss?"askedJane,afterwhatsheconsideredasuitableinterval.Shespoketenderly.ShewasagreatadmirerofDerek,andconsidereditaprettyactiononhisparttosendnoteslikethiswhenhewascompelledtoleaveLondon.
"Anyanswer,Jill?"
Jillseemedtorouseherself.Shehadturnedoddlypale.
"No,noanswer,Jane."
"Thankyou,miss,"saidJane,andwentofftotellthecookthatinheropinionJillwaslackinginheart."Itmighthavebeenabill
insteadofalove-letter,"saidJanetothecookwithindignation,"thewayshereadit.Ilikepeopletohavealittlefeeling!"
Jillsatturningtheletteroverandoverinherfingers.Herfacewasverywhite.Thereseemedtobeabig,heavy,leadensomethinginsideher.Acoldhandclutchedherthroat.UncleChris,whoatfirsthadnoticednothinguntoward,nowbegantofindthesilencesinister.
"Nobadnews,Ihope,dear?"
Jillturnedtheletterbetweenherfingers.
"Jill,isitbadnews?"
"Derekhasbrokenofftheengagement,"saidJillinadullvoice.Sheletthenotefalltothefloor,andsatwithherchininherhands.
"What!"UncleChrisleapedfromthehearth-rug,asthoughthefirehadsuddenlyscorchedhim."Whatdidyousay?"
"He'sbrokenitoff."
"Thehound!"criedUncleChris."Theblackguard!The--the--Inever
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likedthatman!Inevertrustedhim!"Hefumedforamoment."But--but--itisn'tpossible.Howcanhehaveheardaboutwhat'shappened?Hecouldn'tknow.It's--it's--itisn'tpossible!"
"Hedoesn'tknow.Ithasnothingtodowiththat."
"But...."UncleChrisstoopedtowherethenotelay."MayI...?"
"Yes,youcanreaditifyoulike."
UncleChrisproducedapairofreading-glasses,andglaredthroughthematthesheetofpaperasthoughitweresomeloathsomeinsect.
"Thehound!Thecad!IfIwereayoungerman,"shoutedUncleChris,smitingtheletterviolently,"ifIwere....Jill!MydearlittleJill!"
Heplungeddownonhiskneesbesideher,assheburiedherfaceinherhandsandbegantosob.
"Mylittlegirl!Damnthatman!Mydearlittlegirl!Thecad!Thedevil!Myowndarlinglittlegirl!I'llthrashhimwithinaninchofhislife!"
Theclockonthemantelpiecetickedawaytheminutes.Jillgotup.Herfacewaswetandquivering,buthermouthhadsetinabraveline.
"Jill,dear!"
Shelethishandcloseoverhers.
"Everything'shappeningallatoncethisafternoon,UncleChris,isn'tit!"Shesmiledatwistedsmile."Youlooksofunny!Yourhair'sallrumpled,andyourglassesareoverononeside!"
UncleChrisbreathedheavilythroughhisnose.
"WhenImeetthatman...."hebeganportentously.
"Oh,what'sthegoodofbothering!It'snotworthit!Nothing'sworthit!"Jillstoppedandfacedhim,herhandsclenched."Let'sgetaway!Let'sgetrightaway!Iwanttogetrightaway,UncleChris!Takemeaway!Anywhere!TakemetoAmericawithyou!Imustgetaway!"
UncleChrisraisedhisrighthand,andshookit.Hisreading-glasses,hangingfromhisleftear,bobbeddrunkenly.
"We'llsailbythenextboat!Theverynextboat,dammit!I'lltakecareofyou,dear.I'vebeenablackguardtoyou,mylittlegirl.I'verobbedyou,andswindledyou.ButI'llmakeupforit,byGeorge!I'll
makeupforit!I'llgiveyouanewhome,asgoodasthis,ifIdieforit.There'snothingIwon'tdo!Nothing!ByJove!"shoutedUncleChris,raisinghisvoiceinared-hotfrenzyofemotion,"I'llwork!Yes,byGad,ifitcomesrightdowntoit,I'llwork!"
HebroughthisfistdownwithacrashonthetablewhereDerek'sflowersstoodintheirbowl.Thebowlleapedintheairandtumbledover,scatteringtheflowersonthefloor.
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CHAPTERVII
JILLCATCHESTHE10.10
I
Inthelivesofeachoneofus,aswelookbackandreviewtheminretrospect,therearecertaindesertwastesfromwhichmemorywinceslikesometiredtravellerfacedwithadrearystretchofroad.Evenfromthesecurityoflaterhappinesswecannotcontemplatethemwithoutashudder.
IttookoneofthemostcompetentfirmsinthemetropolisfourdaystoproducesomesortoforderintheconfusionresultingfromMajorSelby'sfinancialoperations;andduringthosedaysJillexistedinastateofbeingwhichcouldbedefinedaslivingonlyinthatshebreathedandateandcomportedherselfoutwardlylikeagirlandnotaghost.
BoardsannouncingthatthehousewasforsaleappearedagainsttherailingsthroughwhichJanetheparlourmaidconductedherdaily
conversationswiththetradesmen.Strangersroamedtheroomseyeingandappraisingthefurniture.UncleChris,onwhomdisasterhadhadaquickeningandvivifyingeffect,waseverywhereatonce,animpressivefigureofenergy.OnemaybewrongingUncleChris,buttotheeyeofthecasualobserverheseemedinthesedaysoftrialtobehavingthetimeofhislife.
Jillvariedthemonotonyofsittinginherroom--whichwastheonlyplaceinthehousewhereonemightbesureofnotencounteringafurniture-broker'smanwithanote-bookandpencil--bytakinglongwalks.SheavoidedasfaraspossiblethesmallareawhichhadoncemadeupthewholeofLondonforher,butevensoshewasnotalwayssuccessfulinescapingfromoldacquaintances.Once,buttingthrough
LennoxGardensonherwaytothatvast,desolateKing'sRoadwhichstretchesitslengthoutintoregionsunknowntothosewhoseLondonistheWestEnd,shehappeneduponFreddieRooke,whohadbeenpayingacallinhisbest,andapairofwhitespatswhichwouldhavecuthisfriendHenrytothequick.Itwasnotanenjoyablemeeting.Freddie,keenlyalivetotheawkwardnessofthesituation,wasscarletandincoherent;andJill,whodesirednothinglessthantotalkwithonesointimatelyconnectedinhermindwithallthatshehadlost,wasscarcelymorecollected.Theypartedwithoutregret.TheonlysatisfactionthatcametoJillfromtheencounterwastheknowledgethatDerekwasstilloutoftown.Hehadwiredforhisthings,saidFreddie,andhadretreatedfurthernorth.Freddie,itseemed,hadbeeninformedofthebrokenengagementbyLadyUnderhillinaninterview
whichappearedtohaveleftalastingimpressiononhismind.OfJill'smonetarydifficultieshehadheardnothing.
Afterthismeeting,Jillfeltaslightdiminutionoftheoppressionwhichweigheduponher.ShecouldnothavebornetohavecomeunexpectedlyuponDerek,and,nowthattherewasnodangerofthat,shefoundlifealittleeasier.Thedayspassedsomehow,andfinallytherecamethemorning,when,accompaniedbyUncleChris--volubleandexplanatoryaboutthedetailsofwhathecalled"gettingeverythingsettled"--sherodeinataxitotakethetrainforSouthampton.Her
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lastimpressionofLondonwasofrowsuponrowsofmeanhouses,ofcatswanderinginback-yardsamonggrovesofhome-washedunderclothing,andasmokygreynesswhichgaveway,asthetrainracedon,totheclearergreyofthesuburbsandthegoodgreenandbrownoftheopencountry.
Thenthebustleandconfusionoftheliner;thecalmmonotonyofthejourney,whenonecameondeckeachmorningtofindthevesselsomanifestlyinthesamespotwhereithadbeenthemorningbeforethatitwasimpossibletorealizethatmanyhundredmilesofoceanhadreallybeenplacedbehindone;andfinallytheAmbroseChannellightshipandthegreatbulkofNewYorkrisingintotheskylikeacityoffairyland,hearteningyetsinister,atonceawelcomeandamenace.
"Thereyouare,mydear?"saidUncleChrisindulgently,asthoughitwereatoyhehadmadeforherwithhisownhands."NewYork!"
Theywerestandingontheboat-deck,leaningovertherail.Jillcaughtherbreath.Forthefirsttimesincedisasterhadcomeuponhershewasconsciousofarisingofherspirits.ItisimpossibletobeholdthehugebuildingswhichfringetheharbourofNewYorkwithoutasenseofexpectancyandexcitement.TherehadremainedinJill'smindfromchildhoodmemoriesavaguepictureofwhatshenowsaw,but
ithadbeenfeebleandinadequate.Thesightofthistoweringcityseemedsomehowtoblotouteverythingthathadgonebefore.Thefeelingofstartingafreshwasstronguponher.
UncleChris,theoldtraveller,wasnotemotionallyaffected.Hesmokedplacidlyandtalkedinawhollyearthystrainofgrape-fruitandbuckwheatcakes.
Itwasnow,alsoforthefirsttime,thatUncleChristoucheduponfutureprospectsinapracticalmanner.Onthevoyagehehadbeeneloquentbutsketchy.Withthelandofpromisewithinbiscuit-throwandthetugsbustlingaboutthegreatliner'sskirtslikelittledogsabouttheirmistress,hedescendedtodetails.
"Ishallgetaroomsomewhere,"saidUncleChris,"andstartlookingaboutme.IwonderiftheoldHollandHouseisstillthere.IfancyIheardthey'dpulleditdown.Capitalplace.Ihadasteakthereintheyear....ButIexpectthey'vepulleditdown.ButIshallfindsomewheretogo.I'llwriteandtellyoumyaddressdirectlyI'vegotone."
Jillremovedhergazefromthesky-linewithastart.
"Writetome?"
"Didn'tItellyouaboutthat?"saidUncleChrischeerily--avoiding
hereye,however,forhehadrealizedallalongthatitmightbealittlebitawkwardbreakingthenews."I'vearrangedthatyoushallgoandstayforthetimebeingdownatBrookport--onLongIsland,youknow--overinthatdirection--withyourUncleElmer.Daresayyou'veforgottenyouhaveanUncleElmer,eh?"hewentonquickly,asJillwasabouttospeak."Yourfather'sbrother.Usedtobeinbusiness,butretiredsomeyearsagoandgoesinforamateurfarming.Cornand--andcorn,"saidUncleChris."Allthatsortofthing.You'lllikehim.Capitalchap!Nevermethimmyself,butalwaysheard,"saidUncleChris,whohadnevertohisrecollectionheardanycommentsuponMr.
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ElmerMarinerwhatever,"thathewasasplendidfellow.Directlywedecidedtosail,Icabledtohim,andgotananswersayingthathewouldbedelightedtoputyouup.You'llbequitehappythere."
Jilllistenedtothisprogrammewithdismay.NewYorkwascallingtoher,andBrookportheldoutnoattractionsatall.Shelookeddownoverthesideatthetugspuffingtheirwaythroughthebrokenblocksoficethatremindedherofacocoanutcandyfamiliartoherchildhood.
"ButIwanttobewithyou,"sheprotested.
"Impossible,mydear,forthepresent.Ishallbeverybusy,verybusyindeedforsomeweeks,untilIhavefoundmyfeet.Really,youwouldbeintheway.He--er--travelsthefastestwhotravelsalone!Imustbeinapositiontogoanywhereanddoanythingatamoment'snotice.Butalwaysremember,mydear,"saidUncleChris,pattinghershoulderaffectionately,"thatIshallbeworkingforyou.Ihavetreatedyouverybadly,butIintendtomakeupforit.IshallnotforgetthatwhatevermoneyImaymakewillreallybelongtoyou."Helookedatherbenignly,likeamonarchoffinancewhohasearmarkedamillionortwoforthebenefitofadeservingcharity."Youshallhaveitall,Jill."
Hehadsomuchtheairofhavingconferredasubstantialbenefitupon
herthatJillfeltobligedtothankhim.UncleChrishadalwaysbeenabletomakepeoplegratefulforthephantomgoldwhichheshowereduponthem.Hewasaslavishamanwiththemoneyhewasgoingtogetnextweekaseverborrowedafive-poundnotetoseehimthroughtillSaturday.
"Whatareyougoingtodo,UncleChris?"askedJillcuriously.Apartfromanebulousideathatheintendedtosaunterthroughthecitypickingdollar-billsoffthesidewalk,shehadnoinklingofhisplans.
UncleChristoyedwithhisshortmoustache.Hewasnotquiteequaltoadirectansweronthespurofthemoment.Hehadafaithinhisstar.
Somethingwouldturnup.Somethingalwayshadturnedupintheolddays,anddoubtless,withthemarchofcivilization,opportunitieshadmultiplied.SomewherebehindthosetallbuildingstheGoddessofLuckawaitedhim,herhandsfullofgifts,butpreciselywhatthosegiftswouldbehewasnotinapositiontosay.
"Ishall--ah--howshallIputit--?"
"Lookround?"suggestedJill.
"Precisely,"saidUncleChrisgratefully."Lookround.IdaresayyouhavenoticedthatIhavegoneoutofmywayduringthevoyagetomakemyselfagreeabletoourfellow-travellers?Ihadanobject.
Acquaintancesbegunonshipboardwilloftenripenintousefulfriendshipsashore.WhenIwasayoungmanIneverneglectedtheopportunitieswhichanoceanvoyageaffords.Theofferofabookhere,asteamer-rugthere,awordofencouragementtoachattyboreinthesmoke-room--thesearesmallthings,buttheymayleadtomuch.Onemeetsinfluentialpeopleonaliner.Youwouldn'tthinkittolookathim,butthatmanwiththeeye-glassesandthethinnoseIwastalkingtojustnowisoneoftherichestmeninMilwaukee!"
"Butit'snotmuchgoodhavingrichfriendsinMilwaukeewhenyouare
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inNewYork!"
"Exactly.ThereyouhaveputyourfingerontheverypointIhavebeentryingtomake.Itwillprobablybenecessaryformetotravel.AndforthatImustbealone.Imustbeamobileforce.Ishoulddearlyliketokeepyouwithme,butyoucanseeforyourselfthatforthemomentyouwouldbeanencumbrance.Lateron,nodoubt,whenmyaffairsaremoresettled...."
"Oh,Iunderstand.I'mresigned.But,ohdear!it'sgoingtobeverydulldownatBrookport."
"Nonsense,nonsense!It'sadelightfulspot."
"Haveyoubeenthere?"
"No.ButofcourseeverybodyknowsBrookport.Healthy,invigorating....Suretobe.Theveryname....You'llbeashappyasthedaysarelong!"
"Andhowlongwillthedaysbe!"
"Come,come.Youmustn'tlookonthedarkside."
"Isthereanother?"Jilllaughed."Youareanoldhumbug,UncleChris.Youknowperfectlywellwhatyou'recondemningmeto.IexpectBrookportwillbelikeasortofSouthendinwinter.Oh,well,I'llbebrave.Butdohurryandmakeafortune,becauseIwanttocometoNewYork."
"Mydear,"saidUncleChrissolemnly,"ifthereisadollarlyinglooseinthiscity,restassuredthatIshallhaveit!And,ifit'snotloose,Iwilldetachitwiththegreatestpossiblespeed.Youhaveonlyknownmeinmydecadence,anidleandunprofitableLondonclubman.Icanassureyouthatlurkingbeneaththesurface,thereisabusinessacumengiventofewmen...."
"Oh,ifyouaregoingtotalkpoetry,"saidJill,"I'llleaveyou.Anyhow,Ioughttobegettingbelowandputtingmythingstogether."
II
IfJill'svisionofBrookportasawintrySouthendwasnotentirelyfulfilled,neitherwasUncleChris'pictureofitasanearthlyparadise.Attherighttimeoftheyear,likemostofthesummerresortsonthesouthshoreofLongIsland,itisnotwithoutitsattractions;butJanuaryisnotthemonthwhichmostpeoplewouldchooseforlivinginit.ItpresenteditselftoJillonfirstacquaintanceintheaspectofawind-sweptrailroadstation,dumped
downfarawayfromhumanhabitationinthemiddleofastretchofflatandraggedcountrythatremindedheralittleofpartsofSurrey.Thestationwasjustashedonafoundationofplankswhichlayflushwiththerails.Fromthisshed,asthetrainclankedin,thereemergedatall,shamblingmaninaweather-beatenovercoat.Hehadaclean-shaven,wrinkledface,andhelookeddoubtfullyatJillwithsmalleyes.SomethinginhisexpressionremindedJillofherfather,asabadcaricatureofapublicmanwillrecalltheoriginal.Sheintroducedherself.
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"Ifyou'reUncleElmer,"shesaid,"I'mJill."
Themanheldoutalonghand.Hedidnotsmile.Hewasasbleakastheeastwindthatswepttheplatform.
"Gladtomeetyouagain,"hesaidinamelancholyvoice.ItwasnewstoJillthattheyhadmetbefore.Shewonderedwhere.Herunclesuppliedtheinformation."LasttimeIsawyou,youwereakiddyinshortfrocks,runningroundandshoutingtobeattheband."Helookedupanddowntheplatform."_I_neverheardachildmakesomuchnoise!"
"I'mquitequietnow,"saidJillencouragingly.Therecollectionofherinfantrevelryseemedtohertobedistressingherrelative.
Itappeared,however,thatitwasnotonlythisthatwasonhismind.
"Ifyouwanttodrivehome,"hesaid,"we'llhaveto'phonetotheDurhamHouseforahack."Hebroodedawhile,Jillremainingsilentathisside,loathtobreakinuponwhateversecretsorrowhewaswrestlingwith."Thatwouldbeadollar,"hewenton."They'rerobbersintheseparts!Adollar!Andit'snotoveramileandahalf.Areyoufondofwalking?"
Jillwasabrightgirl,andcouldtakeahint.
"Ilovewalking,"shesaid.ShemighthaveaddedthatshepreferredtodoitonadaywhenthewindwasnotblowingquitesokeenlyfromtheEast,butheruncle'sobviousexcitementattheprospectofcheatingtherapacityofthesharksattheDurhamHouserestrainedher.Herindependentsoulhadnotquiteadjusteditselftotheprospectoflivingonthebountyofherfellows,relativesthoughtheywere,andshewasdesirousofimposingaslightaburdenuponthemaspossible."Buthowaboutmytrunk?"
"Theexpressmanwillbringthatup.Fiftycents!"saidUncleElmerinacrushedway.Thehighcostofentertainingseemedtobeafflicting
thismandeeply.
"Oh,yes,"saidJill.Shecouldnotseehowthisparticularexpenditurewastobeavoided.Anxiousasshewastomakeherselfpleasant,shedeclinedtoconsidercarryingthetrunktotheirdestination."Shallwestart,then?"
Mr.Marinerledthewayoutintotheice-coveredroad.Thewindwelcomedthemlikeaboisterousdog.Forsomeminutestheyproceededinsilence.
"Yourauntwillbegladtoseeyou,"saidMr.Marineratlastinthevoicewithwhichoneannouncesthedeathofadearfriend.
"It'sawfullykindofyoutohavemetostaywithyou,"saidJill.Itisahumantendencytothink,whencrisesoccur,intermsofmelodrama,andunconsciouslyshehadbeguntoregardherselfsomewhatinthelightofaheroinedrivenoutintotheworldfromtheoldhome,withnorooftoshelterherhead.Thepromptitudewithwhichthesegoodpeople,who,thoughrelatives,wereafterallcompletestrangers,hadofferedheraresting-placetouchedher."IhopeIshan'tbeintheway."
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"MajorSelbywasspeakingtomeonthetelephonejustnow,"saidMr.Mariner,"andhesaidthatyoumightbethinkingofsettlingdowninBrookport.I'vesomenicelittleplacesroundherewhichyoumightliketolookat.Rentorbuy.It'scheapertobuy.Brookport'sagrowingplace.It'sgettingknownasasummerresort.There'sabungalowdownontheshoreI'dliketoshowyouto-morrow.Standsinanicelargeplotofground,andifyouboughtitfortwelvethousandyou'dbegettingabargain."
Jillwastooastonishedtospeak.PlainlyUncleChrishadmadenomentionofthechangeinherfortunes,andthismanlookedonherasagirlofwealth.ShecouldonlythinkhowtypicalthiswasofUncleChris.Therewasasortofboyishimpishnessabouthim.Shecouldseehimatthetelephone,suaveandimportant.Hewouldhavehungupthereceiverwithacomplacentsmirk,thoroughlysatisfiedthathehaddoneheranexcellentturn.
"IputallmymoneyintorealestatewhenIcametolivehere,"wentonMr.Mariner."Ibelieveintheplace.It'sgrowingallthetime."
Theyhadcometotheoutskirtsofastragglingvillage.Thelightsinthewindowsgaveawelcomesuggestionofwarmth,fordarknesshadfallenswiftlyduringtheirwalkandthechillofthewindhadbecomemorebiting.Therewasasmellofsaltintheairnow,andonceor
twiceJillhadcaughtthelowboomingofwavesonsomedistantbeach.ThiswastheAtlanticpoundingthesandyshoreofFireIsland.Brookportitselflayinside,onthelagooncalledtheGreatSouthBay.
Theypassedthroughthevillage,bearingtotheright,andfoundthemselvesinaroadborderedbylargegardensinwhichstoodbig,darkhouses.ThespectacleofthesestimulatedMr.Marinertosomethingapproachingeloquence.Hequotedthepricepaidforeach,thepriceasked,thepriceoffered,thepricethathadbeenpaidfiveyearsago.Therecitalcarriedthemonforanothermile,inthecourseofwhichthehousesbecamesmallerandmorescattered,andfinally,whenthecountryhadbecomebareanddesolateagain,theyturneddownanarrowlaneandcametoatall,gaunthousestandingbyitselfina
field.
"ThisisSandringham,"saidMr.Mariner.
"What!"saidJill."Whatdidyousay?"
"Sandringham.Wherewelive.Igotthenamefromyourfather.IrememberhimtellingmetherewasaplacecalledthatinEngland."
"Thereis."Jill'svoicebubbled."TheKinglivesthere."
"Isthatso?"saidMr.Mariner."Well,Ibethedoesn'thavethetroublewithhelpthatwehavehere.Ihavetopayourgirlfifty
dollarsamonth,andanothertwentyforthemanwholooksafterthefurnaceandchopswood.They'reallrobbers.Andifyoukicktheyquitonyou!"
III
JillenduredSandringhamfortendays;and,lookingbackonthatperiodofherlifelater,shewonderedhowshedidit.Thesenseofdesolationwhichhadgrippedheronthestationplatformincreased
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ratherthandiminishedasshegrewaccustomedtohersurroundings.Theeastwinddiedaway,andthesunshonefitfullywithasuggestionofwarmth,butheruncle'sbleaknessappearedtobeastaticquality,independentofweatherconditions.Heraunt,afadedwoman,withaperpetualcoldinthehead,didnothingtopromotecheerfulness.Therestofthehouseholdconsistedofagloomychild,"Tibby,"agedeight;aspaniel,probablyafewyearsolder,andanintermittentcat,who,whenhedidputinanappearance,wasthelifeandsouloftheparty,butwhosevisitstohishomewerealltooinfrequentforJill.
ThepicturewhichMr.MarinerhadformedinhismindofJillasawealthyyoungladywithatasteforhousepropertycontinuedasvividasever.Itwashispracticeeachmorningtoconductherabouttheneighbourhood,introducinghertothevarioushousesinwhichhehadsunkmostofthemoneyhehadmadeinbusiness.Mr.Mariner'slifecentredaroundBrookportrealestate,andtheembarrassedJillwascompelledtoinspectsitting-rooms,bathrooms,kitchens,andmaster'sbedroomstillthesoundofakeyturninginalockgaveherafeelingofnervousexhaustion.Mostofheruncle'shouseswereconvertedfarm-houses,and,asoneunfortunatepurchaserhadremarked,notsodarnedconvertedatthat.ThedaysshespentatBrookportremainedinJill'smemoryasasmellofdampnessandchillandcloseness.
"Youwanttobuy,"saidMr.Marinereverytimeheshutafront-door
behindthem."Notrent.Buy.Then,ifyoudon'twanttolivehere,youcanalwaysrentinthesummer."
ItseemedincredibletoJillthatthesummerwouldevercome.WinterheldBrookportinitsgrip.Forthefirsttimeinherlifeshewastastingrealloneliness.Shewanderedoverthesnow-patchedfieldsdowntothefrozenbay,andfoundtheintensestillness,punctuatedonlybytheoccasionaldistantgunshotofsomeoptimisttryingforduck,oppressiveratherthanrestful.Shelookedontheweirdbeautyoftheice-boundmarsheswhichglitteredredandgreenandblueinthesunwithunseeingeyes;forherisolationwasgivinghertimetothink,andthoughtwasatorment.
OntheeighthdaycamealetterfromUncleChris--acheerful,evenrollickingletter.ThingsweregoingwellwithUncleChris,itseemed.Aswashishabit,hedidnotenterintodetails,buthewroteinaspaciouswayoflargethingstobe,ofaffairsthatwerecomingoutright,ofprosperityinsight.Astangibleevidenceofsuccess,heenclosedapresentoftwentydollarsforJilltospendintheBrookportshops.
Theletterarrivedbythemorningmail,andtwohourslaterMr.MarinertookJillbyoneofhisusualoverlandroutestoseeahousenearerthevillagethanmostofthosewhichshehadviewed.Mr.Marinerhadexhaustedthesupplyofcottagesbelongingtohimself,andthisonewasthepropertyofanacquaintance.Therewouldbean
agent'sfeeforhiminthedeal,ifitwentthrough,andMr.Marinerwasnotamanwhodespisedmoneyinsmallquantities.
Therewasatouchofhopefulnessinhisgloomthismorning,likethefirstintimationofsunshineafterawetday.Hehadbeenthinkingthethingover,andhadcometotheconclusionthatJill'sunresponsivenesswhenconfrontedwiththehousesshehadalreadyseenwasduetothefactthatshehadloftierideasthanhehadsupposed.Somethingalittlemoremagnificentthanthetwelvethousanddollarplaceshehadshownherwaswhatshedesired.Thishousestoodonahilllookingdownonthebay,in
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severalacresofground.Ithaditsprivatelanding-stageandbath-house,itsdairy,itssleeping-porches--everything,infact,thatasensiblegirlcouldwant.Mr.Marinercouldnotbringhimselftosupposethathewouldfailagainto-day.
"They'reaskingahundredandfivethousand,"hesaid,"butIknowthey'dtakeahundredthousand.And,ifitwasaquestionofcashdown,theywouldgoevenlower.It'safinehouse.Youcouldentertainthere.Mrs.Bruggenheimrenteditlastsummer,andwantedtobuy,butshewouldn'tgoaboveninetythousand.Ifyouwantit,you'dbettermakeupyourmindquick.Aplacelikethisisapttobesnappedupinahurry."
Jillcouldendureitnolonger.
"But,yousee,"shesaidgently,"allIhaveintheworldistwentydollars!"
Therewasapainfulpause.Mr.Marinershotaswiftglanceatherinthehopeofdiscoveringthatshehadspokenhumorously,butwascompelledtodecidethatshehadnot.
"Twentydollars!"heexclaimed.
"Twentydollars,"saidJill.
"Butyourfatherwasarichman."Mr.Mariner'svoicewashighandplaintive."HemadeafortuneoverherebeforehewenttoEngland."
"It'sallgone.Igotnipped,"saidJill,whowasfindingacertainamountofhumourinthesituation,"inAmalgamatedDyes."
"AmalgamatedDyes?"
"They'resomething,"explainedJill,"thatpeoplegetnippedin."
Mr.Marinerdigestedthis.
"Youspeculated?"hegasped.
"Yes."
"Youshouldn'thavebeenallowedtodoit,"saidMr.Marinerwarmly."MajorSelby,youruncle,oughttohaveknownbetterthantoallowyou."
"Yes,oughtn'the?"saidJilldemurely.
Therewasanothersilence,lastingforaboutaquarterofamile.
"Well,it'sabadbusiness,"saidMr.Mariner.
"Yes,"saidJill."I'vefeltthatmyself."
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subtlebutwellmarked.Inmostcases,morewellmarkedthansubtle.Nothingwasactuallysaid,buttherearethoughtsthatarealmostasaudibleaswords.Acertainsuspenseseemedtocreepintotheair,ashappenswhenasituationhasbeenreachedwhichistoopoignanttolast.GreekTragedyaffectsthereaderwiththesamesenseofoverhangingdoom.Things,wefeel,cannotgoonastheyare.
Thatnight,afterdinner,Mrs.MarineraskedJilltoreadtoher.
"Printtriesmyeyesso,dear,"saidMrs.Mariner.
Itwasasmallthing,butithadthesignificanceofthatlittlecloudthataroseoutofthesealikeaman'shand.Jillappreciatedtheportent.Shewas,sheperceived,tomakeherselfuseful.
"OfcourseIwill,"shesaidcordially."Whatwouldyoulikemetoread?"
Shehatedreadingaloud.Italwaysmadeherthroatsore,andhereyeskippedtotheendofeachpageandtooktheinterestoutofitlongbeforethepropertime.Butsheproceededbravely,forherconsciencewastroublingher.Hersympathywasdividedequallybetweentheseunfortunatepeoplewhohadbeensaddledwithanundesiredvisitorandherselfwhohadbeenplacedinapositionatwhicheveryindependent
nerveinherrebelled.Evenasachildshehadloathedbeingunderobligationstostrangersorthosewhomshedidnotlove.
"Thankyou,dear,"saidMrs.Mariner,whenJill'svoicehadroughenedtoawearycroak."Youreadsowell."Shewrestledineffectuallywithherhandkerchiefagainstthecoldintheheadfromwhichshehadalwayssuffered."Itwouldbeniceifyouwoulddoiteverynight,don'tyouthink?Youhavenoideahowtiredprintmakesmyeyes."
Onthefollowingmorningafterbreakfast,atthehourwhenshehadhithertogonehouse-huntingwithMr.Mariner,thechildTibby,ofwhomuptillnowshehadseenlittleexceptatmeals,presentedhimselftoher,coatedandshodfortheopenandregardingherwithadulland
phlegmaticgaze.
"Masayswillyoupleasetakemeforanicewalk!"
Jill'sheartsank.Shelovedchildren,butTibbywasnotaningratiatingchild.HewasaMr.Marinerinlittle.Hehadthefamilygloom.ItpuzzledJillsometimeswhythisbranchofthefamilyshouldlookonlifewithsojaundicedaneye.Sherememberedherfatherasacheerfulman,alivetothesmallhumoursoflife.
"Allright,Tibby.Whereshallwego?"
"MasayswemustkeepontheroadsandImustn'tslide."
Jillwasthoughtfulduringthewalk.Tibby,whowasnoconversationist,gavehereveryopportunityformeditation.Sheperceivedthatinthespaceofafewhoursshehadsunkinthesocialscale.Iftherewasanydifferencebetweenherpositionandthatofapaidnurseandcompanionitlayinthefactthatshewasnotpaid.Shelookedaboutheratthegrimcountryside,gaveathoughttothechillgloomofthehousetowhichshewasabouttoreturn,andherheartsank.
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Nearinghome,Tibbyvouchedhisfirstindependentobservation.
"Thehiredman'squit!"
"Hashe?"
"Yep.Quitthismorning."
Ithadbeguntosnow.Theyturnedandmadetheirwaybacktothehouse.TheinformationshehadreceiveddidnotcauseJillanygreatapprehension.Itwashardlylikelythathernewdutieswouldincludethestokingofthefurnace.Thatandcookingappearedtobetheonlyactsaboutthehousewhichwereoutsideherpresentsphereofusefulness.
"Hekilledaratonceinthewood-shedwithanaxe,"saidTibbychattily."Yessir!Choppeditrightinhalf,anditbled!"
"Lookattheprettysnowfallingonthetrees,"saidJillfaintly.
Atbreakfastnextmorning,Mrs.Marinerhavingsneezed,madeasuggestion.
"Tibby,darling,wouldn'titbeniceifyouandcousinJillplayeda
gameofpretendingyouwerepioneersintheFarWest?"
"What'sapioneer?"enquiredTibby,pausinginthemiddleofanactofviolenceonaplateofoatmeal.
"Thepioneersweretheearlysettlersinthiscountry,dear.Youhavereadabouttheminyourhistorybook.Theyenduredagreatmanyhardships,forlifewasveryroughforthem,withnorailroadsoranything.Ithinkitwouldbeanicegametoplaythismorning."
TibbylookedatJill.Therewasdoubtinhiseye.Jillreturnedhisgazesympathetically.Onethoughtwasinboththeirminds.
"Thereisastringtothis!"saidTibby'seye.
Mrs.Marinersneezedagain.
"Youwouldhavelotsoffun,"shesaid.
"What'udwedo?"askedTibbycautiously.Hehadbeenhadthiswaybefore.Onlylastsummer,onhismother'ssuggestionthatheshouldpretendhewasashipwreckedsailoronadesertisland,hehadperspiredthroughawholeafternooncuttingthegrassinfrontofthehousetomakeashipwreckedsailor'ssimplebed.
"Iknow,"saidJill."We'llpretendwe'repioneersstormboundintheir
logcabininthewoods,andthewolvesarehowlingoutside,andtheydaren'tgoout,sotheymakealovelybigfireandsitinfrontofitandread."
"Andeatcandy,"suggestedTibby,warmingtotheidea.
"Andeatcandy,"agreedJill.
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"Iwasgoingtosuggest,"shesaidfrostily,"thatyoushovelledthesnowawayfromthefrontsteps!"
"Splendid!"saidJill."Oh,butIforgot.Iwanttogotothevillagefirst."
"Therewillbeplentyoftimetodoitwhenyougetback."
"Allright.I'lldoitwhenIgetback."
Itwasaquarterofanhour'swalktothevillage.Jillstoppedatthepost-office.
"Couldyoutellme,"sheasked,"whenthenexttrainistoNewYork?"
"There'soneatten-ten,"saidthewomanbehindthewindow."You'llhavetohurry."
"I'llhurry!"saidJill.
CHAPTERVIII
THEDRY-SALTERSWINGDEREK
I
Doctors,layingdownthelawintheirusualconfidentway,tellusthatthevitalityofthehumanbodyisatitslowestattwoo'clockinthemorning:andthatitisthen,asaconsequence,thatthemindisleastabletocontemplatethepresentwithequanimity,thefuturewithfortitude,andthepastwithoutregret.Everythinkingman,however,knowsthatthisisnotso.Thetruezerohour,desolate,gloom-ridden,andspectre-haunted,occursimmediatelybeforedinnerwhileweare
waitingforthatcocktail.Itisthenthat,strippedforabriefmomentofourarmourofcomplacencyandself-esteem,weseeourselvesasweare--frightfulchumpsinaworldwherenothinggoesright;agreyworldinwhich,hopingtoclick,wemerelygettheraspberry;where,animatedbythebestintentions,weneverthelesssucceedinperpetratingthescaliestbloomersandlandingourlovedonesneck-deepinthegumbo.
SoreflectedFreddieRooke,thatpricelessoldbean,sittingdisconsolatelyinanarm-chairattheDronesClubabouttwoweeksafterJill'sdeparturefromEngland,waitingforhisfriendAlgyMartyntotrickleinandgivehimdinner.
SurveyingFreddie,ashedroopsonhisspineintheyieldingleather,oneisconsciousofone'slimitationsasawriter.Gloomlikehiscallsforthepenofamaster.Zolacouldhavetackleditnicely.Gorkymighthavemadeastabatit.Dostoevskywouldhavehandleditwithrelish.Butforoneselfthethingistoovast.Onecannotwangleit.Itintimidates.Itwouldhavebeenbadenoughinanycase,forAlgyMartynwaslateasusualanditalwaysgaveFreddiethepiptohavetowaitfordinner:butwhatmadeitworsewasthefactthattheDroneswasnotoneofFreddie'sclubsandso,untiltheblighterAlgyarrived,itwasimpossibleforhimtogethiscocktail.Therehesat,
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surroundedbyhappy,laughingyoungmen,eachgraspingaglassofthegoodoldmixture-as-before,absolutelyunabletoconnect.Someofthem,casualacquaintances,hadnoddedtohim,waved,andgoneonloweringthejuice,--aspectaclewhichmadeFreddiefeelmuchasthewoundedsoldierwouldhavefeltifSirPhilipSidney,insteadofofferinghimthecupofwater,hadplacedittohisownlipsanddraineditwithacareless"Cheerio!"NowonderFreddieexperiencedthesortofabysmalsoul-sadnesswhichafflictsoneofTolstoi'sRussianpeasantswhen,afterputtinginaheavyday'sworkstranglinghisfather,beatinghiswife,anddroppingthebabyintothecityreservoir,heturnstothecupboard,onlytofindthevodka-bottleempty.
Freddiegavehimselfuptodespondency:and,asalwaysinthesedayswhenhewasmournful,hethoughtofJill.Jill'ssadcasewasacontinualsourceofmentalanguishtohim.Fromthefirsthehadblamedhimselfforthebreaking-offofherengagementwithDerek.IfhehadnotsentthemessagetoDerekfromthepolice-station,thelatterwouldneverhaveknownabouttheirarrest,andallwouldhavebeenwell.Andnow,afewdaysago,hadcomethenewsofherfinancialdisaster,withitsattendantcomplications.
IthaddescendedonFreddielikeathunderboltthroughthemediumofRonnyDevereux.
"Isay,"Ronnyhadsaid,"haveyouheardthelatest?Yourpal,Underhill,hasbrokenoffhisengagementwithJillMariner."
"Iknow;ratherrotten,what!"
"Rotten?Ishouldsayso!Itisn'tdone.Imeantosay,chapcan'tchuckagirljustbecauseshe'slosthermoney.Simplyisn'tontheboard,oldman!"
"Losthermoney?Whatdoyoumean?"
Ronnywassurprised.Hadn'tFreddieheard?Yes,absolutefact.Hehad
itfromthebestauthority.Didn'tknowhowithadhappenedandallthat,butJillMarinerhadgonecompletelybust;Underhillhadgivenherthemiss-in-baulk;andthepoorgirlhadleggedit,nooneknewwhere.Oh,FreddiehadmetherandshehadtoldhimshewasgoingtoAmerica?Well,then,leggedittoAmerica.ButthepointwasthattheswineUnderhillhadhandedherthemittenjustbecauseshewasbroke,andthatwaswhatRonnythoughtsoballyrotten.Brokeragirlis,Ronnymeanttosay,moreafellowshouldsticktoher.
"But--"Freddierushedtohishero'sdefence."Butitwasn'tthatatall.Somethingquitedifferent.Imean,Derekdidn'tevenknowJill
hadlosthermoney.Hebroketheengagementbecause...."Freddie
stoppedshort.Hedidn'twanteverybodytoknowofthatrottenarrestbusiness,astheyinfalliblywouldifheconfidedinRonnyDevereux.Sortofthinghewouldneverhearthelastof."Hebrokeitoffbecauseofsomethingquitedifferent."
"Oh,yes!"saidRonnysceptically.
"Buthedid,really!"
Ronnyshookhishead.
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"Don'tyoubelieveit,oldson.Don'tyoubelieveit.Standstoreasonitmusthavebeenbecausethepoorgirlwasbroke.Youwouldn'thavedoneitandIwouldn'thavedoneit,butUnderhilldid,andthat'sallthereistoit.Imean,atick'satick,andthere'snothingmoretosay.Well,Iknowhe'sbeenapalofyours,Freddie,but,nexttimeImeethim,byJove,I'llcuthimdead.OnlyIdon'tknowhimtospeakto,dashit!"concludedRonnyregretfully.
Ronny'snewshadupsetFreddie.DerekhadreturnedtotheAlbanyacoupleofdaysago,moodyandsilent.TheyhadlunchedtogetherattheBachelors,andFreddiehadbeenpainedattheattitudeofhisfellow-clubmen.Usually,whenhelunchedattheBachelors,histablebecameasortofsocialcentre.Cheerybirdswouldrolluptopassthetimeofday,andfestiveoldeggswouldtoddleovertohavecoffeeandsoforth,andallthatsortofthing.Jolly!Onthisoccasionnobodyhadrolled,andalltheeggspresenthadtakentheircoffeeelsewhere.TherewasanuncomfortablechillintheatmosphereofwhichFreddiehadbeenacutelyconscious,thoughDerekhadnotappearedtonoticeit.ThethinghadonlycomehometoDerekyesterdayattheAlbany,whenthepainfulepisodeofWallyMasonhadoccurred.Itwasthisway....
"Hullo,Freddie,oldtop!Sorrytohavekeptyouwaiting."
Freddielookedupfromhisbrokenmeditations,tofindthathishosthadarrived.
"Hullo!"
"Aquickbracer,"saidAlgyMartyn,"andthenthejollyoldfood-stuffs.It'sprettylate,Isee.Didn'tnoticehowtimewasslipping."
Overthesoup,Freddiewasstillapreytogloom.Foroncethehealinggin-and-vermouthhadfailedtodoitsnoblework.Hesippedsombrely,sosombrelyastocausecommentfromhishost.
"Pipped?"enquiredAlgysolicitously.
"Prettypipped,"admittedFreddie.
"Backedaloser?"
"No."
"Somethingwrongwiththeoldtum?"
"No....Worried."
"Worried?"
"AboutDerek."
"Derek?Who's...?Oh,youmeanUnderhill?"
"Yes."
AlgyMartynchasedanelusivepieceofcarrotabouthissoupplate,watchingitinterestedlyasitslidcoylyfromthespoon.
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"Oh?"hesaid,withsuddencoolness."Whatabouthim?"
Freddiewastooabsorbedinhissubjecttonoticethechangeinhisfriend'stone.
"Adashedunpleasantthing,"hesaid,"happenedyesterdaymorningatmyplace.Iwasjustthinkingaboutgoingouttolunch,whenthedoor-bellrangandBarkersaidachappieofthenameofMasonwouldliketoseeme.Ididn'trememberanyMason,butBarkersaidthechappiesaidheknewmewhenIwasakid.Soheloosedhimintotheroom,anditturnedouttobeafellowIusedtoknowyearsagodowninWorcestershire.Ididn'tknowhimfromAdamatfirst,butgraduallytheoldbeangottowork,andIplacedhim.WallyMasonhisnamewas.Rummilyenough,hehadspokentomeattheLeicesterthatnightwhenthefirewas,butnotbeingabletoplacehim,Ihadgivenhimthemisssomewhat.Youknowhowitis.Coveyou'veneverbeenintroducedtosayssomethingtoyouinatheatre,andyoumurmursomethingandsheeroff.What?"
"Absolutely,"agreedAlgyMartyn.HethoroughlyapprovedofFreddie'scodeofetiquette.Sheeroff.Onlythingtodo.
"Well,anyhow,nowthathehadturnedupagainandtoldmewhohewas,
Ibegantoremember.Wehadbeenkidstogether,don'tyouknow.(What'sthis?Salmon?Oh,rightho.)SoIbuzzedaboutanddidthejovialhost,youknow;gavehimadrinkandatoofer,andallthatsortofthing;andtalkedaboutthedearolddaysandwhatnot.Andsoforth,ifyoufollowme.ThenhebroughttheconversationroundtoJill.OfcourseheknewJillatthesametimewhenheknewme,downinWorcestershire,yousee.Wewereallprettypallyinthosedays,ifyouseewhatImean.Well,thismanMason,itseems,hadheardsomewhereaboutJilllosinghermoney,andhewantedtoknowifitwastrue.Isaidabsolutely.Hadn'theardanydetails,butRonnyhadtoldme,andRonnyhadhaditfromsomeonewhohadstableinformationandallthatsortofthing.'Dashedshame,isn'tit?'Isaid.'She'sgonetoAmerica,youknow.''Ididn'tknow,'hesaid.'Iunderstoodshewas
goingtobemarriedquitesoon.'Well,ofcourse,Itoldhimthatthatwasoff.Hedidn'tsayanythingforabit,thenhesaid'Off?'Isaid'Off.''Didshebreakitoff?'askedthechappie.'Well,no,'Isaid.'AsamatteroffactDerekbrokeitoff.'Hesaid'Oh!'(What?Ohyes,abitofpheasantwillbefine.)WherewasI?Oh,yes.Hesaid'Oh!'Now,beforethis,Ioughttotellyou,thischappieMasonhadaskedmetocomeoutandhaveabitoflunch.IhadtoldhimIwaslunchingwithDerek,andhesaid'Rightho,'orwordstothateffect,'Bringhimalong.'Derekhadbeenoutforastroll,yousee,andwewerewaitingforhimtocomein.Well,justatthispointorjuncture,ifyouknowwhatImean,inhecame,andIsaid'Oh,whatho!'andintroducedWallyMason.'Oh,doyouknowUnderhill?'Isaid,orsomethinglikethat.Youknowthesortofthing.Andthen...."
Freddiebrokeoffanddrainedhisglass.Therecollectionofthatpainfulmomenthadmadehimfeverish.Socialdifficultiesalwaysdid.
"Thenwhat?"enquiredAlgyMartyn.
"Well,itwasprettyrotten.Derekheldouthishand,asachappienaturallywould,beingintroducedtoastrangechappie,andWallyMason,givingitanabsolutemiss,wentontalkingtomejustasifwewerealone,youknow.Lookhere.HerewasI,wherethisknifeis.
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Derekoverhere--thisfork--withhishandout.Masonhere--thisbitofbread.Masonlooksathiswatch,andsays'I'msorry,Freddie,butIfindI'veanengagementforlunch.Solong!'andbiffedout,withoutapparentlyknowingthatDerekwasontheearth.Imean...."Freddiereachedforhisglass."WhatImeanis,itwasdashedembarrassing.Imean,cuttingafellowdeadinmyrooms.Idon'tknowwhenI'vefeltsorotten!"
AlgyMartyndeliveredjudgmentwithgreatfirmness.
"Chappiewasperfectlyright!"
"No,butImean...."
"Absolutelycorrect-o,"insistedAlgysternly."Underhillcan'tdashaboutallovertheplacegivingthegirlhe'sengagedtothemittenbecauseshe'sbroke,andexpectnonoticetobetakenofit.IfyouwanttoknowwhatIthink,oldman,yourpalUnderhill--Ican'timaginewhatthedeuceyouseeinhim,but,schooltogetherandsoforth,makesadifference,Isuppose--Isay,ifyouwanttoknowwhatIthink,Freddie,theblighterUnderhillwouldbewelladvisedeithertolegitafterJillandgethertomarryhimorelselielowforagoodishwhiletillpeoplehaveforgottenthething.Imeantosay,fellowslikeRonnyandIandDickWimpoleandArchieStuddandthe
restofourlot--well,weallknewJillandthoughtshewasatopperandhaddancedwithherhereandthereandseenheraboutandallthat,andnaturallywefeelprettystronglyaboutthewholedashedbusiness.Underhillisn'tinourparticularset,butweallknowmostofthepeopleheknows,andwetalkaboutthisbusiness,andthethinggetsabout,andthereyouare!Mysister,whowasagreatpalofJill's,swearsthatallthegirlssheknowsmeantocutUnderhill.Itellyou,Freddie,London'sgoingtogetprettyhotforhimifhedoesn'tdosomethingdashedquickandwithgreatrapidity!"
"Butyouhaven'tgotthestoryright,oldthing!"
"Hownot?"
"Well,ImeanyouthinkandRonnythinksandalltherestofyouthinkthatDerekbrokeofftheengagementbecauseofthemoney.Itwasn'tthatatall."
"Whatwasit,then?"
"Well....Well,lookhere,itmakesmeseemafearfulassandallthat,butI'dbettertellyou.JillandIweregoingdownoneofthosestreetsnearVictoriaandablighterwastryingtoslayaparrot...."
"Parrot-shooting'sprettygoodinthoseparts,theytellme,"interjectedAlgysatirically.
"Don'tinterrupt,oldman.Thisparrothadgotoutofoneofthehouses,andafellowwasjabbingatitwithastick,andJill--youknowwhatshe'slike;impulsive,Imean,andallthat--Jillgotholdofthestickandbiffedhimwithsomevim,andapolicemanrolledupandthefellowmadeafussandthepolicemantookJillandmeofftochokey.Well,likeanass,IsentroundtoDerektobailusout,andthat'showheheardofthething.Apparentlyhedidn'tthinkalotofit,andtheresultwasthathebrokeofftheengagement."
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AlgyMartynhadlistenedtothisrecitalwithgrowingamazement.
"Hebrokeitoffbecauseofthat?"
"Yes."
"Whatabsoluterot!"saidAlgyMartyn."Idon'tbelieveawordofit!"
"Isay,oldman!"
"Idon'tbelieveawordofit,"repeatedAlgyfirmly.
"Andnobodyelsewilleither.It'sdashedgoodofyou,Freddie,tocookupayarnlikethattotryandmakethingslookbetterfortheblighter,butitwon'twork.Suchadamnsillystory,too!"saidAlgywithsomeindignation.
"Butit'strue!"
"What'stheuse,Freddie,betweenoldpals?"saidAlgyprotestingly."YouknowperfectlywellthatUnderhill'sawormofthemostpronouncedorder,andthat,whenhefoundoutthatJillhadn'tanymoney,hechuckedher."
"ButwhyshouldDerekcarewhetherJillwaswelloffornot?He'sgotenoughmoneyofhisown."
"Nobody,"saidAlgyjudicially,"hasgotenoughmoneyofhisown.Underhillthoughthewasmarryingagirlwithasizablechunkoftheready,and,whenthefuseblewout,hedecideditwasn'tgoodenough.ForHeaven'ssakedon'tlet'stalkanymoreabouttheblighter.Itgivesmeapaintothinkofhim."
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FreddiereturnedtotheAlbanyinastateofgloomanduneasiness.
Algy'sremarks,comingontopoftheWallyMasonepisode,hadshakenhim.TheLondoninwhichheandDerekmovedandhadtheirbeingisnothingbutavillage,anditwasevidentthatvillagegossipwashostiletoDerek.Peopleweretalkingabouthim.Localopinionhaddecidedthathehadbehavedbadly.Alreadyonemanhadcuthim.Freddieblenchedatasuddenvisionofstreetfulsofmen,longPiccadillysofmen,allcuttinghim,oneaftertheother.Somethinghadgottobedone.
Thesubjectwasnotaneasyonetobroachtohissomewhatforbiddingfriend,ashediscoveredwhenthelatterarrivedabouthalfanhourlater.Derekhadbeenattendingthesemi-annualbanquetoftheWorshipfulDry-SaltersCompanydownintheCity,understudyingoneof
thespeakers,aleadingmemberofParliament,whohadbeenunabletoappear;andhewasstillinthegripofthatfeelingofdegradedrepletionwhichCitydinnersinduce.
Yet,unfavourablydisposedas,judgingbyhissilenceandtheoccasionalmoodygruntsheuttered,heappearedtobetoadiscussionofhisprivateaffairs,itseemedtoFreddieimpossiblethatthenightshouldbeallowedtopasswithoutsomewordspokenonthesubject.HethoughtofRonnyandwhatRonnyhadsaid,ofAlgyandwhatAlgyhadsaid,ofWallyMasonandhowWallyhadbehavedinthisveryroom;and
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henervedhimselftothetask.
"Derek,oldtop."
Agrunt.
"Isay,Derek,oldbean."
Derekrousedhimself,andlookedgloomilyacrosstheroomtowherehestood,warminghislegsattheblaze.
"Well?"
Freddiefoundadifficultyinselectingwords.Aticklishbusiness,this.Onethatmightwellhavedisconcertedadiplomat.Freddiewasnodiplomat,andthefactenabledhimtofindawayinthepresentcrisis.Equippedbynaturewithanamiabletactlessnessandahappygiftofblundering,hechargedstraightatthemainpoint,andlandedonitlikeacircuselephantalightingonabottle.
"Isay,youknow,aboutJill!"
Hestoopedtorubthebacksofhislegs,onwhichthefirewasplayingwithalittletoofierceaglow,andmissedhiscompanion'sstartand
thesuddenthickeningofhisbushyeyebrows.
"Well?"saidDerekagain.
Freddienervedhimselftoproceed.AthoughtflashedacrosshismindthatDerekwaslookingexactlylikeLadyUnderhill.Itwasthefirsttimehehadseenthefamilyresemblancequitesomarked.
"RonnyDevereuxwassaying...."falteredFreddie.
"DamnRonnyDevereux!"
"Oh,absolutely!But...."
"RonnyDevereux!Whothedevil_is_RonnyDevereux?"
"Why,oldman,you'veheardmespeakofhim,haven'tyou?Palofmine.HecamedowntothestationwithAlgyandmetomeetyourmaterthatmorning."
"Oh,_that_fellow?Andhehasbeensayingsomethingabout...?"
"Itisn'tonlyRonny,youknow,"Freddiehastenedtointerject."AlgyMartyn'stalkingaboutit,too.Andlotsofotherfellows.AndAlgy'ssisterandalotofpeoplesThey'reallsaying...."
"Whataretheysaying?"
Freddiebentdownandchafedthebackofhislegs.Hesimplycouldn'tlookatDerekwhilehehadthatLadyUnderhillexpressionontheoldmap.Rummyhehadnevernoticedbeforehowextraordinarilylikehismotherhewas.Freddiewasconsciousofafaintsenseofgrievance.Hecouldnothaveputitintowords,butwhathefeltwasthatafellowhadnorighttogoaboutlookinglikeLadyUnderhill.
"Whataretheysaying?"repeatedDerekgrimly.
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"Well...."Freddiehesitated."Thatit'sabittough....OnJill,youknow."
"TheythinkIbehavedbadly?"
"Well....Oh,well,youknow!"
Dereksmiledaghastlysmile.Thiswasnotwhollyduetomentaldisturbance.ThedullheavinesswhichwasthelegacyoftheDry-Salters'dinnerhadbeguntochangetosomethingmoreactivelyunpleasant.Asub-motiveofsharppainhadbeguntorunthroughit,flashinginandoutlikelightningthroughathunder-cloud.Hefeltsullenandvicious.
"Iwonder,"hesaidwithsavagepoliteness,"if,whenyouchatwithyourfriends,youwouldmindchoosingsomeothertopicthanmyprivateaffairs."
"Sorry,oldman.Buttheystartedit,youknow."
"And,ifyoufeelyou'vegottodiscussme,kindlykeepittoyourself.Don'tcomeandtellmewhatyourdamnedfriendssaidtoeachotherandtoyouandwhatyousaidtothem,becauseitboresme.I'm
notinterested.Idon'tvaluetheiropinionsasmuchasyouseemto."Derekpaused,tobattleinsilencewiththeimperiousagonywithinhim."Itwasgoodofyoutoputmeuphere,"hewenton,"butIthinkIwon'ttrespassonyourhospitalityanylonger.Perhapsyou'llaskBarkertopackmythingsto-morrow."Derekmoved,asmajesticallyasanex-guestoftheWorshipfulCompanyofDry-Saltersmay,inthedirectionofthedoor."IshallgototheSavoy."
"Oh,Isay,oldman!Noneedtodothat."
"Goodnight."
"But,Isay...."
"AndyoucantellyourfriendDevereuxthat,ifhedoesn'tstoppokinghisnoseintomyprivatebusiness,I'llpullitoff."
"Well,"saidFreddiedoubtfully,"ofcourseIdon'tsupposeyouknow,but....Ronny'saprettyheftybird.HeboxedforCambridgeinthelight-weightsthelastyearhewasup,youknow.He...."
Derekslammedthedoor.Freddiewasalone.Hestoodrubbinghislegsforsomeminutes,aruefulexpressiononhisusuallycheerfulface.Freddiehatedrows.Helikedeverythingtojogalongsmoothly.Whatarottenplacetheworldwasthesedays!Justonethingafteranother.First,pooroldJilltakestheknockanddisappears.Hewouldmiss
herbadly.Whatagoodsort!Whatapal!Andnow--gone.Biffedoff.Next,Derek.Together,moreorless,eversinceWinchester,andnow--bing!...
Freddieheavedasigh,andreachedoutforthe_SportingTimes_,hisnever-failingcomfortintimesofdepression.Helitanothercigarandcurledupinoneofthearm-chairs.Hewasfeelingtired.Hehadbeenplayingsquashalltheafternoon,agameatwhichhewasexceedinglyexpertandtowhichhewasmuchaddicted.
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Timepassed.Thepaperslippedtothefloor.Acoldcigarfollowedit.Fromthedepthsofthechaircameafaintsnore....
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AhandonhisshoulderbroughtFreddiewithajerkfromtroubleddreams.Derekwasstandingbesidehim.Abent,tousledDerek,apparentlyinpain.
"Freddie!"
"Hullo!"
AspasmtwistedDerek'sface.
"Haveyougotanypepsin?"
Derekutteredagroan.Whatamockerofourpettyhumandignityisthisdyspepsia,bringinglowthehaughtiestofus,lessthanloveitselfarespecterofpersons.ThiswasadifferentDerekfromthemanwhohadstalkedstifflyfromtheroomtwohoursbefore.Hispridehadbeenhumbledupontherack.
"Pepsin?"
"Yes.I'vegotthemostdamnedattackofindigestion."
ThemistsofsleeprolledawayfromFreddie.Hewasawakeagain,andbecameimmediatelyhelpful.TheseweretheoccasionswhentheLastoftheRookeswasagoodmantohaveatyourside.ItwasFreddiewhosuggestedthatDerekshouldreclineinthearm-chairwhichhehadvacated;Freddiewhonippedroundthecornertotheall-nightchemist'sandreturnedwithamagicbottleguaranteedtorelieveanostrichafterasurfeitoftenpennynails;Freddiewhomixedandadministeredthedose.
Hisministrationswererewarded.Presentlytheagonyseemedtopass.
Derekrecovered.
OnewouldsaythatDerekbecamehimselfagain,butthatthemoodofgentleremorsewhichcameuponhimashelayinthearm-chairwasonesoforeigntohisnature.Freddiehadneverseenhimsosubdued.Hewaslikeaconvalescentchild.Betweenthem,theall-nightchemistandtheDry.Saltersseemedtohavewroughtasortofmiracle.ThesetemporarysofteningsofpersonalityfrequentlyfollowCitydinners.ThetimetocatchyourDry-Salterinangelicmoodisthedayafterthesemi-annualbanquet.Gotohimthenandhewillgiveyouhiswatchandchain.
"Freddie,"saidDerek.
Theyweresittingoverthedyingfire.Theclockonthemantelpiece,besidewhichJill'sphotographhadstoodpointedtotenminutespasttwo.Derekspokeinalow,softvoice.Perhapsthedoctorsarerightafterall,andtwoo'clockisthehouratwhichourself-esteemdesertsus,leavinginitsplaceregretforpastsins,goodresolutionsforfuturebehaviour.
"WhatdoMartynandtheotherssayabout...youknow?"
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Freddiehesitated.Pitytostartallthatagain.
"Oh,Iknow,"wentonDerek."TheysayIbehavedlikeacad."
"Oh,well...."
"Theyarequiteright.Idid."
"Oh,Ishouldn'tsaythat,youknow.Faultsonbothsidesandallthatsortofrot."
"Idid!"Derekstaredintothefire.ScatteredalloverLondonatthatmoment,probablyahundredWorshipfulDry-Salterswereequallysleeplessandsubdued,lookingwide-eyedintoblackpasts."IsittrueshehasgonetoAmerica,Freddie?"
"Shetoldmeshewasgoing."
"WhatafoolI'vebeen!"
Theclocktickedonthroughthesilence.Thefiresputteredfaintly,thengavealittlewheeze,likeaveryoldman.Derekrestedhischinonhishands,gazingintotheashes.
"IwishtoGodIcouldgooverthereandfindher."
"Whydon'tyou?"
"HowcanI?Theremaybeanelectioncomingonatanymoment.Ican'tstir."
Freddieleapedfromhisseat.Thesuddennessoftheactionsentared-hotcorkscrewofpainthroughDerek'shead.
"Whatthedevil'sthematter?"hedemandedirritably.EventhegentlemoodwhichcomeswithconvalescenceafteraCitydinnerisnotguaranteedtoendureagainstthissortofthing.
"I'vegotanidea,oldbean!"
"Well,there'snoneedtodance,isthere?"
"I'venothingtokeepmehere,youknow.What'sthematterwithmypoppingovertoAmericaandfindingJill?"Freddietrampedthefloor,aglow.EachbeatofhisfootjarredDerek,buthemadenocomplaint.
"Couldyou?"heaskedeagerly.
"OfcourseIcould.IwassayingonlytheotherdaythatIhadhalfamindtobuzzover.It'sawheeze!I'llgetonthenextboatandcharge
overinthecapacityofajollyoldambassador.Haveherbackinnotime.Leaveittome,oldthing!ThisiswhereIcomeoutstrong!"
CHAPTERIX
JILLINSEARCHOFANUNCLE
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NewYorkwelcomedJill,asshecameoutofthePennsylvaniaStationinSeventhAvenue,withawhirlofpowderedsnowthattouchedhercheeklikeakiss,thecold,bracingkissonewouldexpectfromthisvividcity.Shestoodatthestationentrance,atinyfigurebesidethehugepillars,lookingroundherwitheagereyes.Awindwaswhippingdowntheavenue.Theskywasaclear,brillianttintofthebrightestblue.Energywasintheair,andhopefulness.ShewonderedifMr.ElmerMarinerevercametoNewYork.Itwashardtoseehowevenhisgloomwouldcontrivetoremainunaffectedbytheexhilarationoftheplace.
ShetookUncleChris'letterfromherbag.HehadwrittenfromanaddressonEastFifty-seventhStreet.Therewouldbejusttimetocatchhimbeforehewentouttolunch.Shehailedataxi-cabwhichwascomingoutofthestation.
Itwasaslowride,haltedrepeatedlybycongestionofthetraffic,butashortoneforJill.Shewassurprisedatherself,aLondoneroflongstanding,forfeelingsoprovincialandbeingsoimpressed.ButLondonwasfaraway.Itbelongedtoalifethatseemedyearsagoandaworldfromwhichshehadpartedforever.Moreover,thiswasundeniablyastupendouscitythroughwhichhertaxi-cabwascarrying
her.AtTimesSquarethestreamofthetrafficplungedintoawhirlpool,swingingoutofBroadwaytomeettherapidswhichpouredinfromeast,west,andnorth.OnFifthAvenueallthemotor-carsintheworldweregatheredtogether.Onthepavements,pedestrians,muffledagainstthenippingchillofthecrispair,hurriedtoandfro.And,above,thatsapphireskyspreadarichvelvetcurtainwhichmadethetopsofthebuildingsstandoutlikethewhiteminaretsofsomeeasterncityofromance.
Thecabdrewupinfrontofastoneapartmenthouse;andJill,gettingout,passedunderanawningthroughasortofmediævalcourtyard,gaywithpottedshrubs,toaninnerdoor.Shewasimpressed.Evidentlythetalesoneheardoffortunesaccumulatedovernightinthismagiccity
weretrue,andoneofthemmusthavefallentothelotofUncleChris.Fornobodytowhommoneywasaconcerncouldpossiblyaffordtoliveinaplacelikethis.IfCroesusandtheCountofMonteCristohadappliedforlodgingthere,theauthoritieswouldprobablyhavelookedonthemalittledoubtfullyatfirstandhintedatthedesirabilityofamonth'srentinadvance.
Inaglasscasebehindtheinnerdoor,readinganewspaperandchewinggum,satadignifiedoldmanintherichuniformofageneralintheGuatemalanarmy.Hewasabrilliantspectacle.Heworenojewellery,butthis,nodoubt,wasduetoaprivatedistastefordisplay.AstherewasnooneelseofhumblerrankathandfromwhomJillcouldsolicitanintroductionandtheprivilegeofanaudience,shetookthe
boldstepofaddressinghimdirectly.
"IwanttoseeMajorSelby,please."
TheGuatemalangeneralarrestedforamomenttherhythmicactionofhisjaws,loweredhispaperandlookedatherwithraisedeyebrows.AtfirstJillthoughtthathewasregisteringhaughtycontempt,thenshesawwhatshehadtakenforscornwassurprise.
"MajorSelby?"
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"MajorSelby."
"NoMajorSelbylivinghere."
"MajorChristopherSelby."
"Nothere,"saidtheassociateofambassadorsandthepamperedpetofGuatemala'sproudestbeauties."Neverheardofhiminmylife!"
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Jillhadreadworksoffictioninwhichatcertaincriseseverythinghad"seemedtoswim"infrontoftheheroine'seyes,butnevertillthismomenthadsheexperiencedthatremarkablesensationherself.TheSaviourofGuatemaladidnotactuallyswim,perhaps,buthecertainlyflickered.Shehadtoblinktorestorehisprismaticoutlinestotheirpropersharpness.AlreadythebustleandnoiseofNewYorkhadbeguntoinduceinherthatdizzyconditionofunrealitywhichonefeelsindreams,andthisextraordinarystatementaddedthefinishingtouch.
Perhapsthefactthatshehadsaid"please"tohimwhensheopenedtheconversationtouchedtheheartoftheheroofathousandrevolutions.
Dignifiedandbeautifulashewastotheeyeofthestranger,itisunpleasanttohavetorecordthathelivedinaworldwhichratherneglectedtheminorcourtesiesofspeech.Peopledidnotoftensay"please"tohim."Here!""Hi!"and"Goshdarnyou!"yes;butseldom"please."HeseemedtoapproveofJill,forheshiftedhischewing-gumtoapositionwhichfacilitatedspeech,andbegantobehelpful.
"Whatwasthenameagain?"
"Selby."
"Howjaspellit?"
"S-e-l-b-y."
"S-e-l-b-y.Oh,Selby?"
"Yes,Selby."
"Whatwasthefirstname?"
"Christopher."
"Christopher?"
"Yes,Christopher."
"ChristopherSelby?Nooneofthatnamelivinghere."
"Buttheremustbe."
Theveteranshookhisheadwithanindulgentsmile.
"YouwantMr.Sipperley,"hesaidtolerantly.InGuatemalathesemistakesarealwayshappening."Mr.GeorgeSipperley.He'sonthefourthfloor.WhatnameshallIsay?"
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HehadalmostreachedthetelephonewhenJillstoppedhim.Thisisanageofjust-as-goodsubstitutes,butsherefusedtoacceptanyunknownSipperleyasasatisfactoryalternativeforUncleChris.
"Idon'twantMr.Sipperley.IwantMajorSelby."
"Howjaspellitoncemore?"
"S-e-l-b-y."
"S-e-l-b-y.Nooneofthatnamelivinghere.Mr.Sipperley--"hespokeinawheedlingvoice,asifdetermined,inspiteofherself,tomakeJillseewhatwasinherbestinterests--"Mr.Sipperley'sonthefourthfloor.Gentlemanintherealestatebusiness,"headdedinsinuatingly."He'sgotblondhairandaBostonbull-dog."
"Hemaybeallyousay,andhemayhaveadozenbull-dogs...."
"Onlyone.Jackhisnameis."
"...Butheisn'ttherightman.It'sabsurd.MajorSelbywrotetomefromthisaddress.This_is_EighteenEastFifty-seventhStreet?"
"ThisisEighteenEastFifty-seventhStreet,"concededtheothercautiously.
"I'vegothisletterhere."Sheopenedherbag,andgaveanexclamationofdismay."It'sgone!"
"Mr.SipperleyusedtohaveafriendstayingwithhimlastFall.AMr.Robertson.Dark-complexionedmanwithamoustache."
"Itookitouttolookattheaddress,andIwassureIputitback.Imusthavedroppedit."
"There'saMr.Rainsbyontheseventhfloor.He'sabrokerdownon
WallStreet.Shortmanwithanimpedimentinhisspeech."
Jillsnappedtheclaspofherbag.
"Nevermind,"shesaid."Imusthavemadeamistake.Iwasquitesurethatthiswastheaddress,butitevidentlyisn't.Thankyousomuch.I'msosorrytohavebotheredyou."
Shewalkedaway,leavingtheTerrorofParaguayandallpointswestspeechless:forpeoplewhosaid"Thankyousomuch"tohimwereevenrarerthanthosewhosaid"please."Hefollowedherwithanaffectionateeyetillshewasoutofsight,then,restoringhischewing-gumtocirculation,returnedtotheperusalofhispaper.A
momentarysuggestionpresenteditselftohismindthatwhatJillhadreallywantedwasMr.Willoughbyontheeighthfloor,butitwastoolatetosaysonow;andsoon,becomingabsorbedinthenarrativeofaspiritedhouseholderinKansaswhohadrunamuckwithahatchetandslainsix,hedismissedthematterfromhismind.
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JillwalkedbacktoFifthAvenue,crossedit,andmadeherway
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thoughtfullyalongthebreezystreetwhich,flankedononesidebytheParkandontheotherbythegreen-roofedPlazaHotelandtheapartmenthousesofthewealthy,endsinthehumblerandmoredemocraticspacesofColumbusCircle.Sheperceivedthatshewasinthatposition,familiartomelodrama,ofbeingaloneinagreatcity.Thereflectionbroughtwithitacertaindiscomfort.Thebagthatdangledfromherwristcontainedallthemoneyshehadintheworld,theverybrokenremainsofthetwentydollarswhichUncleChrishadsentheratBrookport.Shehadnowheretogo,nowheretosleep,andnoimmediatelyobviousmeansofaddingtohercapital.ItwasasituationwhichshehadnotforeseenwhenshesetouttowalktoBrookportstation.
SheponderedoverthemysteryofUncleChris'disappearance,andfoundnosolution.Thethingwasinexplicable.Shewasassureoftheaddresshehadgiveninhisletterasshewasofanythingintheworld.Yetatthataddressnothinghadbeenheardofhim.Hisnamewasnotevenknown.TheseweredeeperwatersthanJillwasabletofathom.
Shewalkedonaimlessly.PresentlyshecametoColumbusCircle,and,crossingBroadwayatthepointwherethatstreetbreaksoutintoaneruptionofautomobileshops,foundherself,suddenlyhungry,oppositearestaurantwhoseentirefrontwasasheetofplateglass.Ontheothersideofthisglass,atmarble-toppedtables,apparentlycareless
oftheirtotallackofprivacy,sattheimpecunious,lunching,theireverymouthfulaspectacleforthepasser-by.ItremindedJilloflookingatfishesinanaquarium.Inthecentreofthewindow,gazingoutinadistraitmanneroverpilesofapplesandgrape-fruit,awhite-robedministrantatastovejuggledceaselesslywithbuckwheatcakes.Hestruckthefinalnoteinthecandidnessoftheestablishment,apriestwhoseritualcontainednomysteries.SpectatorswithsufficienttimeontheirhandstopermitthemtostandandwatchwereenabledtowitnessaNewYorkmiddaymealineverystageofitscareer,fromitsprotoplasmicbeginningsasastreamofyellowish-whiteliquidpouredontopofthestovetoitsultimateNirvanaintheinterioroftheluncherintheformofanappetisingcake.Itwasaspectaclewhichnohungrygirlcouldresist.Jillwent
in,and,asshemadeherwayamongthetables,avoicespokehername.
"MissMariner!"
Jilljumped,andthoughtforamomentthatthethingmusthavebeenanhallucination.Itwasimpossiblethatanybodyintheplaceshouldhavecalledhername.ExceptforUncleChris,whereverhemightbe,sheknewnooneinNewYork.Thenthevoicespokeagain,competingvaliantlywithaclatterofcrockerysouproariousastobemorelikesomethingsolidthanameresound.
"Icouldn'tbelieveitwasyou!"
Agirlinbluehadrisenfromthenearesttable,andwasstaringatherinastonishment.Jillrecognizedherinstantly.Thosebig,patheticeyes,likealostchild's,wereunmistakable.Itwastheparrotgirl,thegirlwhomsheandFreddieRookehadfoundinthedrawing-roomatOvingdonSquarethatafternoonwhenthefoundationsoftheworldhadgivenwayandchaoshadbegun.
"Goodgracious!"criedJill."IthoughtyouwereinLondon!"
Thatfeelingofemptinessandpanic,theresultofherinterviewwith
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theGuatemalangeneralattheapartmenthouse,vanishedmagically.Shesatdownatthisunexpectedfriend'stablewithalightheart.
"WhateverareyoudoinginNewYork?"askedthegirl."Ineverknewyoumeanttocomeover."
"Itwasalittlesudden.Still,hereIam.AndI'mstarving.Whatarethosethingsyou'reeating?"
"Buckwheatcakes."
"Oh,yes.IrememberUncleChristalkingaboutthemontheboat.I'llhavesome."
"Butwhendidyoucomeover?"
"Ilandedabouttendaysago.I'vebeendownataplacecalledBrookportonLongIsland.Howfunnyrunningintoyoulikethis!"
"Iwassurprisedthatyourememberedme."
"I'veforgottenyourname,"admittedJillfrankly."Butthat'snothing.Ialwaysforgetnames."
"Myname'sNellyBryant."
"Ofcourse.Andyou'reonthestage,aren'tyou?"
"Yes.I'vejustgotworkwithGobleandCohn....Hullo,Phil!"
Ayoungmanwithalithefigureandsmoothblackhairbrushedstraightbackfromhisforeheadhadpausedatthetableonhiswaytothecashier'sdesk.
"Hello,Nelly."
"Ididn'tknowyoulunchedhere."
"Don'toften.BeenrehearsingwithJoeupattheCenturyRoof,andhadaquarterofanhourtogetabite.CanIsitdown?"
"Sure.Thisismyfriend,MissMariner."
TheyoungmanshookhandswithJill,flashinganapprovingglanceatheroutofhisdark,restlesseyes.
"Pleasedtomeetyou."
"ThisisPhilBrown,"saidNelly."HeplaysthestraightforJoeWidgeon.They'rethebestjazz-and-hokumteamontheKeithCircuit."
"Oh,hush!"saidMr.Brownmodestly."Youalwayswereagreatlittlebooster,Nelly."
"Well,youknowyouare!Weren'tyouheldoveratthePalacelasttime?Well,then!"
"That'strue,"admittedtheyoungman."Maybewedidn'tgool'em,eh?Stopmeonthestreetandaskme!OnlyeighteenbowssecondhouseSaturday!"
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Jillwaslistening,fascinated.
"Ican'tunderstandaword,"shesaid."It'slikeanotherlanguage."
"You'refromtheotherside,aren'tyou?"askedMr.Brown.
"Sheonlylandedaweekago,"saidNelly.
"Ithoughtsofromtheaccent,"saidMr.Brown."Soourtalksortofgoesoverthetop,doesit?Well,you'lllearnAmericansoon,ifyoustickaround."
"I'velearnedsomealready,"saidJill.ThereliefofmeetingNellyhadmadeherfeelveryhappy.Shelikedthissmooth-hairedyoungman."Amanonthetrainthismorningsaidtome,'Wouldyoucareforthemorningpaper,sister?'Isaid,'No,thanks,brother,Iwanttolookoutofthewindowandthink!'"
"Youmeetalotoffreshguysontrains,"commentedMr.Brownausterely."Youwanttogive'emthecold-storageeye."HeturnedtoNelly."DidyougodowntoIke,asItoldyou?"
"Yes."
"Didyoucop?"
"Yes.Ineverfeltsohappyinmylife.I'dwaitedoveranhouronthatlandingoftheirs,andthenJohnnyMillercamealong,andIyelledinhisearthatIwasafterwork,andhetoldmeitwouldbeallright.He'sawfullygoodtogirlswho'veworkedinshowsforhimbefore.Ifithadn'tbeenforhimImighthavebeenwaitingtherestill."
"Who,"enquiredJill,anxioustobeabreastoftheconversation,"isIke?"
"Mr.Goble.WhereI'vejustgotwork.GobleandCohn,youknow."
"Ineverheardofthem!"
Theyoungmanextendedhishand.
"Putitthere!"hesaid."Theyneverheardofme!Atleast,thefellowIsawwhenIwentdowntotheofficehadn't!Canyoubeatit!"
"Oh,didyougodownthere,too?"askedNelly.
"Sure.JoewantedtogetinanothershowonBroadway.He'dsortofgottiredofvodevil.Say,Idon'twanttoscareyou,Nelly,but,ifyou
askme,thatshowthey'reputtingoutdownthereisacitron!Idon'tthinkIke'sgotacentofhisownmoneyinit.Mybeliefisthathe'srunningitforalotofamateurs.Why,say,listen!JoeandIblowintheretoseeifthere'sanythingforus,andthere'satallguyintortoise-shellcheaterssittinginIke'soffice.Saidhewastheauthorandwasengagingtheprincipals.Wetoldhimwhowewere,anditdidn'tmakeanyhitwithhimatall.Hesaidhehadneverheardofus.And,whenweexplained,hesaidno,therewasn'tgoingtobeanyofoursortofworkintheshow.Saidhewasmakinganefforttogivethepublicsomethingratherbetterthantheusualsortofthing.No
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specialitiesrequired.HesaiditwasanefforttorestoretheGilbertandSullivantradition.Say,whoaretheseGilbertandSullivanguys,anyway?TheygetwrittenupinthepapersallthetimeandInevermetanyonewho'drunacrossthem.Ifyouwantmyopinion,thatshowdownthereisacomicopera!"
"Forheaven'ssake!"Nellyhadthemusicalcomedyperformer'shorroroftheolder-establishedformofentertainment."Why,comicoperadiedintheyearone!"
"Well,theseguysaregoingtodigitup.That'sthewayitlookstome."Heloweredhisvoice."Say,IsawClaricelastnight,"hesaidinaconfidentialundertone."It'sallright."
"Itis?"
"We'vemadeitup.Itwaslikethis...."
Hisconversationtookanintimateturn.HeexpoundedforNelly'sbenefittheinnerhistory,withallitsramifications,ofarecentunfortunateriftbetweenhimselfand"thebestlittlegirlinFlatbush"--whathehadsaid,whatshehadsaid,whathersisterhadsaid,andhowitallcamerightintheend.Jillmighthavefeltalittleexcluded,butforthefactthatasuddenandexcitingideahad
cometoher.Shesatback,thinking....Afterall,whatelsewasshetodo?Shemustdosomething....
ShebentforwardandinterruptedMr.Browninhisdescriptionofabriskpassageofarmsbetweenhimselfandthebestlittlegirl'ssister,whoseemedtobeanunpleasantsortofpersonineveryway.
"Mr.Brown."
"Hello?"
"DoyouthinktherewouldbeanychanceformeifIaskedforworkatGobleandCohn's?"
"You'rejoking!"criedNelly.
"I'mnotatall."
"Butwhatdoyouwantwithwork?"
"I'vegottofindsome.Andrightaway,too."
"Idon'tunderstand."
Jillhesitated.Shedislikeddiscussingherprivateaffairs,buttherewasobviouslynowayofavoidingit.Nellywasround-eyedand
mystified,andMr.Brownhadmanifestlynointentionwhateverofwithdrawingtactfully.Hewantedtohearall.
"I'velostmymoney,"saidJill.
"Lostyourmoney!Doyoumean...?"
"I'velostitall.EverypennyIhadintheworld."
"Tough!"interpolatedMr.Brownjudicially."Iwasbrokeoncewayout
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inatank-towninOklahoma.Themanagerskippedwithoursalaries.LastwesawofhimhewasdoingthetriptoCanadainnothingflat."
"Buthow?"gaspedNelly.
"IthappenedaboutthetimewemetinLondon.DoyourememberFreddieRooke,whowasatourhousethatafternoon?"
AdreamylookcameintoNelly'seyes.Therehadnotbeenanhoursincetheirpartingwhenshehadnotthoughtofthatimmaculatesportsman.ItwouldhaveamazedFreddie,couldhehaveknown,buttoNellyBryanthewastheoneperfectmaninanimperfectworld.
"DoI!"shesighedecstatically.
Mr.Brownshotakeenglanceather.
"Aha!"hecriedfacetiously."Whoishe,Nelly?Whoisthisblue-eyedboy?"
"Ifyouwanttoknow,"saidNelly,defianceinhertone,"he'sthefellowwhogavemefiftypounds,withnostringstiedtoit--getthat!--whenIwasbrokeinLondon!Ifithadn'tbeenforhim,I'dbetherestill."
"Didhe?"criedJill."Freddie!"
"Yes.Oh,Gee!"Nellysighedoncemore."IsupposeI'llneverseehimagaininthisworld."
"Introducemetohim,ifyoudo,"saidMr.Brown."HesoundsjustthesortoflittlepalI'dliketohave!"
"YourememberhearingFreddiesaysomethingaboutlosingmoneyinaslumpontheStockExchange,"proceededJill."Well,thatwashowIlostmine.It'salongstory,andit'snotworthtalkingabout,butthat'showthingsstand,andI'vegottofindworkofsomesort,and
itlookstomeasifIshouldhaveabetterchanceoffindingitonthestagethananywhereelse."
"I'mterriblysorry."
"Oh,it'sallright.HowmuchwouldthesepeopleGobleandCohngivemeifIgotanengagement?"
"Onlyfortyaweek."
"Fortydollarsaweek!It'swealth!Wherearethey?"
"OverattheGothamTheatreinForty-secondStreet."
"I'llgothereatonce."
"Butyou'llhateit.Youdon'trealizewhatit'slike.Youwaithoursandhoursandnobodyseesyou."
"Whyshouldn'tIwalkstraightinandsaythatI'vecomeforwork?"
Nelly'sbigeyesgrewbigger.
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"Butyoucouldn't!'
"Whynot?"
"Why,youcouldn't!"
"Idon'tseewhy."
Mr.Brownintervenedwithdecision.
"You'redeadright,"hesaidtoJillapprovingly."Ifyouaskme,that'stheonlysensiblethingtodo.Where'sthesenseofhangingaroundandgettingstalled?Managersarehumanguys,someof'em.Probably,ifyouweretotryit,they'dappreciateabitofgall.Itwouldshow'emyou'dgotpep.Yougodownthereandtrywalkingstraightin.Theycan'teatyou.ItmakesmesickwhenIseeallthosepoordevilshangingaboutoutsidetheseoffices,waitingtogetnoticedandnobodyeverpayinganyattentiontothem.Youpushtheoffice-boyinthefaceifhetriestostopyou,andgoinandmake'emtakenotice.And,whateveryoudo,don'tleaveyournameandaddress!That'stheold,moth-eatengagthey'resuretotrytopullonyou.Tell'emthere'snothingdoing.Sayyou'reoutforaquickdecision!Stand'emontheirheads!"
Jillgotup,firedbythiseloquence.Shecalledforhercheck.
"Good-bye,"shesaid."I'mgoingtodoexactlyasyousay.WherecanIfindyouafterwards?"shesaidtoNelly.
"Youaren'treallygoing?"
"Iam!"
Nellyscribbledonapieceofpaper.
"Here'smyaddress.I'llbeinallevening."
"I'llcomeandseeyou.Good-bye,Mr.Brown.Andthankyou."
"You'rewelcome!"saidMr.Brown.
NellywatchedJilldepartwithwideeyes.
"Whydidyoutellhertodothat?"shesaid.
"Whynot?"saidMr.Brown."Istartedsomething,didn'tI?Well,IguessI'llhavetobeleaving,too.Gottogetbacktorehearsal.Say,Ilikethatfriendofyours,Nelly.There'snoyellowstreakabouther!Iwishherluck!"
CHAPTERX
JILLIGNORESAUTHORITY
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TheofficesofMessrs.GobleandCohnweresituated,likeeverythingelseinNewYorkthatappertainstothedrama,intheneighbourhoodofTimesSquare.TheyoccupiedthefifthflooroftheGothamTheatreonWestForty-secondStreet.Astherewasnoliftinthebuildingexceptthesmallprivateoneusedbythetwomembersofthefirm,Jillwalkedupthestairs,andfoundsignsofathrivingbusinessbeginningtopresentthemselvesasearlyasthethirdfloor,wherehalfadozenpatientpersonsofeithersexhaddrapedthemselveslikeroostingfowlsuponthebanisters.Thereweremoreonthefourthfloor,andthelandingofthefifth,whichservedthefirmasawaiting-room,wasquitefull.ItisthecustomofNewYorktheatricalmanagers--thelowestorderofintelligence,withthepossibleexceptionofthe _limaxmaximus_orgardenslug,knowntoscience--toomitfromtheircalculationsthefactthattheyarelikelyeverydaytoreceivealargenumberofvisitors,whomtheywillbeobligedtokeepwaiting;andthatthesepeoplewillrequiresomewheretowait.Suchconsiderationsneveroccurtothem.Messrs.GobleandCohnhadprovidedforthosewhocalledtoseethemonesmallbenchonthelanding,convenientlysituatedattheintersectingpointofthreedraughts,andhadletitgoatthat.
Nobody,exceptperhapsthenight-watchman,hadeverseenthisbenchempty.Atwhateverhourofthedayyouhappenedtocall,youwouldalwaysfindthreewistfulindividualsseatedsidebysidewiththeir
eyesonthetinyante-roomwheresattheoffice-boy,thetelephone-girl,andMr.Goble'sstenographer.Beyondthiswasthedoormarked"Private,"throughwhich,asitopenedtoadmitsomecareless,debonairthousand-dollar-a-weekcomedianwhosaunteredinwithajaunty"Hello,Ike!"orsomefurredandscentedfemalestar,therankandfileoftheprofessionweregreeted,likeMosesonPisgah,withafleetingglimpseofthepromisedland,consistingofalargedeskandasectionofaveryfatmanwithspectaclesandabaldheadorayoungermanwithfairhairandadoublechin.
Thekeynoteofthemassmeetingonthelandingwasoneofdetermined,almostaggressivesmartness.Themenworebrightovercoatswithbandsroundthewaist,thewomenthoseimitationfurswhichtothe
uninitiatedeyeappearsomuchmoreexpensivethantherealthing.Everybodylookedverydashingandveryyoung,exceptabouttheeyes.MostoftheeyesthatglancedatJillwereweary.Thewomenwerenearlyallblondes,blondnesshavingbeendecideduponinthetheatreasthecolourthatbringsthebestresults.Themenwereallsomuchalikethattheyseemedtobemembersofonelargefamily--anillusionwhichwasheightenedbythescrapsofconversation,studdedwith"dears,""oldmans,"and"honeys,"whichcametoJill'sears.Asternfightforsupremacywasbeingwagedbyascoreorsooflivelyandpowerfulyoungscents.
ForamomentJillwassomewhatdauntedbythespectacle,butsherecoveredalmostimmediately.Theexhilaratingandheadyinfluenceof
NewYorkstillwroughtwithinher.TheBerserkspiritwasuponher,andsherememberedthestimulatingwordsofMr.Brown,ofBrownandWidgeon,thebestjazz-and-hokumteamontheKeithCircuit."Walkstraightin!"hadbeentheburdenofhisinspiringaddress.Shepushedherwaythroughthecrowduntilshecametothesmallante-room.
Intheante-roomweretheoutposts,thepicketsoftheenemy.Inonecorneragirlwashammeringenergeticallyandwithgreatspeedonatypewriter;asecondgirl,seatedataswitchboard,washavinganargumentwithCentralwhichwasalreadywarmandthreatenedtodescend
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shortlytopersonalities;onachairtiltedbacksothatitrestedagainstthewall,asmallboysateatingsweetsandreadingthecomicpageofaneveningnewspaper.Allthreewereenclosed,likezoologicalspecimens,inacageformedbyahighcounterterminatinginbrassbars.
Beyondthesewatchersonthethresholdwasthedoormarked"Private."Throughit,asJillreachedtheouterdefences,filteredthesoundofapiano.
ThosewhohavestudiedthesubjecthavecometotheconclusionthattheboorishnessofNewYorktheatricalmanagers'office-boyscannotbetheproductofmerechance.Somewhere,insomesinisterdeninthecriminaldistrictsofthetown,thereisaschoolwheresmallboysaretrainedforthesepositions,wheretheirfinerinstinctsarerigorouslyuprootedandrudenesssystematicallyinculcatedbycompetentprofessors.OfthisschooltheCerberusofMessrs.GobleandCohnhadbeenthestarscholar.Quicklyseeinghisnaturalgifts,histeachershadgivenhimspecialattention.Whenhehadgraduated,ithadbeenamidstthecordialgoodwishesoftheentirestaff.Theyhadtaughthimalltheyknew,andtheywereproudofhim.Theyfeltthathewoulddothemcredit.
Thisboyraisedapairofpink-rimmedeyestoJill,sniffed,bithis
thumb-nail,andspoke.Hewasasnub-nosedboy.Hisearsandhairwerevermilion.HisnamewasRalph.Hehadsevenhundredandforty-threepimples.
"Woddyerwant?"enquiredRalph,comingwithinanaceofcondensingthequestionintoawordofonesyllable.
"IwanttoseeMr.Goble."
"Zout!"saidthePimpleKing,andreturnedtohispaper.
Therewill,nodoubt,alwaysbeclassdistinctions.Spartahadherkingsandherhelots,KingArthur'sRoundTableitsknightsandits
scullions,AmericaherSimonLegreeandherUncleTom.ButinnonationandatnoperiodofhistoryhasanyoneeverbeensobrutallysuperiortoanyoneelseasistheBroadwaytheatricaloffice-boytothecallerwhowishestoseethemanager.ThomasJeffersonheldthesetruthstobeself-evident,thatallmenarecreatedequal;thattheyareendowedbytheirCreatorwithcertainunalienablerights;thatamongtheserightsarelife,liberty,andthepursuitofhappiness.Theatricaloffice-boysdonotseeeyetoeyewithThomas.Fromtheirpinnacletheylookdownonthecommonherd,the_canaille_,anddespisethem.Theycoldlyquestiontheirrighttolive.
Jillturnedpink.Mr.Brown,herguideandmentor,foreseeingthissituation,had,sheremembered,recommended"pushingtheoffice-boyin
theface":andforamomentshefeltlikefollowinghisadvice.Prudence,orthefactthathewasoutofreachbehindthebrassbars,restrainedher.Withoutfurtherdelayshemadeforthedooroftheinnerroom.Thatwasherobjective,andshedidnotintendtobedivertedfromit.Herfingerswereonthehandlebeforeanyofthosepresentdivinedherintention.Thenthestenographerstoppedtypingandsatwithraisedfingers,aghast.Thegirlatthetelephonebrokeoffinmid-sentenceandstaredroundoverhershoulder.Ralph,theoffice-boy,outraged,droppedhispaperandconstitutedhimselfthespokesmanoftheinvadedforce.
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"Hey!"
Jillstoppedandeyedtheladmilitantly.
"Wereyouspeakingtome?"
"Yes,I_was_speakingtoyou!"
"Don'tdoitagainwithyourmouthfull,"saidJill,turningtothedoor.
Thebelligerentfireintheoffice-boy'spink-rimmedeyeswassuddenlydimmedbyagushofwater.Itwasnotremorsethatcausedhimtoweep,however.Intheheatofthemomenthehadswallowedalarge,jaggedsweet,andhewassufferingseverely.
"Youcan'tgointhere!"hemanagedtoarticulate,hisironwilltriumphingoverthefleshsufficientlytoenablehimtospeak.
"I_am_goinginthere!"
"That'sMr.Goble'sprivateroom."
"Well,IwantaprivatetalkwithMr.Goble."
Ralph,hiseyesstillmoist,feltthatthesituationwasslippingfromhisgrip.Thissortofthinghadneverhappenedtohimbefore."Itellyahe_zout_!"
Jilllookedathimsternly.
"Youwretchedchild!"shesaid,encouragedbyasharpgigglefromtheneighbourhoodoftheswitchboard."Doyouknowwherelittleboysgowhodon'tspeakthetruth?Icanhearhimplayingthepiano.Nowhe'ssinging!Andit'snogoodtellingmehe'sbusy.Ifhewasbusy,hewouldn'thavetimetosing.Ifyou'reasdeceitfulasthisatyour
age,whatdoyouexpecttobewhenyougrowup?You'reanuglylittleboy,you'vegotredears,andyourcollardoesn'tfit!IshallspeaktoMr.Gobleaboutyou."
WithwhichwordsJillopenedthedoorandwalkedin.
"Goodafternoon,"shesaidbrightly.
Afterthecongestedandunfurnisheddiscomfortofthelanding,theroominwhichJillfoundherselfhadanairofcosinessandalmostofluxury.Itwasalargeroom,solidlyupholstered.Alongthefurtherwall,fillingnearlythewholeofitsspace,stoodavastandgleamingdesk,coveredwithalitterofpaperswhichroseatoneendofittoa
sortofmountainofplay-scriptsinbuffcovers.Therewasabookshelftotheleft.Photographscoveredthewalls.Nearthewindowwasadeepleatherlounge;totherightofthisstoodasmallpiano,themusic-stoolofwhichwasoccupiedbyayoungmanwithuntidyblackhairthatneededcutting.Ontopofthepiano,takingtheeyeimmediatelybyreasonofitsboldbrightness,wasbalancedalargecardboardposter.Muchofitssurfacewasfilledbyapictureofayouthinpolocostumebendingoverablondegoddessinabathing-suit.Whatspacewasleftdisplayedthelegend:
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ISAACGOBLEANDJACOBCOHN
PRESENT
THEROSEOFAMERICA
(AMusicalFantasy)
BOOKANDLYRICSBYOTISPILKINGTON
MUSICBYROLANDTREVIS
Turninghereyesfromthis,Jillbecameawarethatsomethingwasgoingonattheothersideofthedesk,andsheperceivedthatasecondyoungman,thelongestandthinnestshehadeverseen,wasintheactofrisingtohisfeet,lengthuponlengthlikeanunfoldingsnake.Atthemomentofherentryhehadbeenlyingbackinanoffice-chair,sothatonlyamerelynominalsectionofhisupperstructurewasvisible.Nowherearedhisimpressivelengthuntilhisheadcamewithinmeasurabledistanceoftheceiling.Hehadahatchetfaceandarecedingchin,andhegazedatJillthroughwhatsheassumedwerethe"tortoise-shellcheaters"referredtobyherrecentacquaintance,Mr.Brown.
"Er...?"saidthisyoungmanenquiringlyinahigh,flatvoice.
Jill,likemanyotherpeople,hadabrainwhichwasunderthealternatingcontroloftwodiametricallyoppositeforces.Itwaslikeamotor-carsteeredinturnbytwodrivers,theoneadashing,recklessfellowwithnoregardforthespeedlimits,theotheratimidnovice.Allthroughtheproceedingsuptothispointthedasherhadbeenincommand.Hehadwhiskedheralongatabreak-neckpace,ignoringobstaclesandpoliceregulations.Now,havingbroughthertothissituation,heabruptlyabandonedthewheelandturneditovertohiscolleague,theshrinker.Jill,greatlydaringamomentago,nowfeltanoverwhelmingshyness.
Shegulped,andherheartbeatquickly.Thethinmantoweredoverher.Theblack-hairedpianistshookhislocksatherlikeBanquo.
"I...."shebegan.
Then,suddenly,womanlyintuitioncametoheraid.Somethingseemedtotellherthatthesemenwerejustasscaredasshewas.And,atthediscovery,thedashingdriverresumedhispostatthewheel,andshebegantodealwiththesituationwithcomposure.
"IwanttoseeMr.Goble."
"Mr.Gobleisout,"saidthelongyoungman,pluckingnervouslyatthe
papersonthedesk.Jillhadaffectedhimpowerfully.
"Out!"Shefeltshehadwrongedthepimpledoffice-boy.
"Wearenotexpectinghimbackthisafternoon.IsthereanythingIcando?"
Hespoketenderly.Thisweak-mindedyoungmanwasthinkingthathehadneverseenanythinglikeJillbefore.Anditwastruethatshewaslookingverypretty,withhercheeksflushedandhereyessparkling.
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Shetouchedachordintheyoungmanwhichseemedtomaketheworldaflower-scentedthing,fullofsoftmusic.Oftenashehadbeeninloveatfirstsightbeforeinhistime,OtisPilkingtoncouldnotrecallanoccasiononwhichhehadbeeninloveatfirstsightmorecompletelythannow.Whenshesmiledathim,itwasasifthegatesofheavenhadopened.Hedidnotreflecthowmanytimes,insimilarcircumstances,thesesamegateshadopenedbefore;andthatononeoccasionwhentheyhaddonesoithadcosthimeightthousanddollarstosettlethecaseoutofcourt.Onedoesnotthinkofthesethingsatsuchtimes,fortheystrikeajarringnote.OtisPilkingtonwasinlove.Thatwasallheknew,orcaredtoknow.
"Won'tyoutakeaseat,Miss...."
"Mariner,"promptedJill."Thankyou."
"MissMariner.MayIintroduceMr.RolandTrevis?"
Themanatthepianobowed.Hisblackhairheaveduponhisskulllikeseaweedinagroundswell.
"MynameisPilkington.OtisPilkington."
Theuncomfortablesilencewhichalwaysfollowsintroductionswas
brokenbythesoundofthetelephone-bellonthedesk.OtisPilkington,whohadmovedoutintotheroomandwasnowherenearthedesk,stretchedforthapreposterousarmandremovedthereceiver.
"Yes?Oh,willyousay,please,thatIhaveaconferenceatpresent."Jillwastolearnthatpeopleinthetheatricalbusinessnevertalked:theyalwaysheldconferences."TellMrs.PeagrimthatIshallbecallinglaterintheafternoon,butcannotbesparedjustnow."Hereplacedthereceiver."AuntOlive'ssecretary,"hemurmuredinasoftasidetoMr.Trevis."AuntOlivewantedmetogoforaride."HeturnedtoJill."Excuseme.IsthereanythingIcandoforyou,MissMariner?"
Jill'scomposurewasnowcompletelyrestored.Thisinterviewwasturningoutsototallydifferentfromanythingshehadexpected.Theatmospherewascosyandsocial.ShefeltasifshewerebackinOvingdonSquare,givingteatoFreddieRookeandRonnyDevereuxandtherestofherfriendsoftheLondonperiod.Allthatwasneededtocompletethepicturewasatea-tableinfrontofher.Thebusinessnotehardlyintrudedontheproceedingsatall.Still,asbusinesswastheobjectofhervisit,shefeltthatshehadbetterapproachit.
"Icameforwork."
"Work!"criedMr.Pilkington.He,too,appearedtoberegardingtheinterviewaspurelyofasocialnature.
"Inthechorus,"explainedJill.
Mr.Pilkingtonseemedshocked.Hewincedawayfromthewordasthoughitpainedhim.
"Thereisnochorusin'TheRoseofAmerica,'"hesaid.
"Ithoughtitwasamusicalcomedy."
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Mr.Pilkingtonwincedagain.
"Itisamusical_fantasy_!"hesaid."Buttherewillbenochorus.Weshallhave,"headded,atouchofrebukeinhisvoice,"theservicesoftwelverefinedladiesoftheensemble."
Jilllaughed.
"Itdoessoundmuchbetter,doesn'tit!"shesaid."Well,amIrefinedenough,doyouthink?"
"Ishallbeonlytoohappyifyouwilljoinus,"saidMr.Pilkingtonpromptly.
Thelong-hairedcomposerlookeddoubtful.Hestruckanoteupinthetreble,thenwhirledroundonhisstool.
"Ifyoudon'tmindmymentioningit,Otie,wehavetwelvegirlsalready."
"Thenwemusthavethirteen,"saidOtisPilkingtonfirmly.
"Unluckynumber,"arguedMr.Trevis.
"Idon'tcare.WemusthaveMissMariner.Youcanseeforyourselfthatsheisexactlythetypeweneed."
Hespokefeelingly.Eversincethebusinessofengagingacompanyhadbegun,hehadbeenthinkingwistfullyoftheeveningwhen"TheRoseofAmerica"hadhaditsopeningperformance--athisaunt'shouseatNewportlastsummer--withanall-starcastofsocietyfavouritesandanensemblerecruitedentirelyfromdebutantesandmatronsoftheYoungerSet.Thatwasthesortofcompanyhehadlongedtoassembleforthepiece'sprofessionalcareer,anduntilthisafternoonhehadmetwithnothingbutdisappointment.JillseemedtobetheonlygirlintheatricalNewYorkwhocameuptothestandardhewouldhavelikedtodemand.
"Thankyouverymuch,"saidJill.
Therewasanotherpause.Thesocialnotecreptintotheatmosphereagain.Jillfeltthehostess'desiretokeepconversationcirculating.
"Ihear,"shesaid,"thatthispieceisasortofGilbertandSullivanopera."
Mr.Pilkingtonconsideredthepoint.
"Iconfess,"hesaid,"that,inwritingthebook,IhadGilbertbeforemeasamodel.WhetherIhaveinanysensesucceededin...."
"Thebook,"saidMr.Trevis,runninghisfingersoverthepiano,"isasgoodasanythingGilberteverwrote."
"Oh,come,Rolie!"protestedMr.Pilkingtonmodestly.
"Better,"insistedMr.Trevis."Foronething,itisup-to-date."
"I_do_trytostrikethemodernnote,"murmuredMr.Pilkington.
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"AndyouhaveavoidedGilbert'smistakeofbeingtoofanciful."
"He_was_fanciful,"admittedMr.Pilkington."Themusic,"headded,inagenerousspiritofgiveandtake,"hasallSullivan'smelodywithanewnessofrhythmpeculiarlyitsown.Youwilllikethemusic."
"Itsounds,"saidJillamiably,"asthoughthepieceisboundtobeatremendoussuccess."
"Wehopeso,"saidMr.Pilkington."Wefeelthatthetimehascomewhenthepublicisbeginningtodemandsomethingbetterthanwhatithasbeenaccustomedto.PeoplearegettingtiredofthebrainlesstrashandjinglytuneswhichhavebeengiventhembymenlikeWallaceMasonandGeorgeBevan.Theywantacertainpolish....ItwasjustthesameinGilbertandSullivan'sday.Theystartedwritingatatimewhenthemusicalstagehadreachedaterribledepthofinanity.Thetheatrewasgivenovertoburlesquesofthemostidioticdescription.Thepublicwaswaitingeagerlytowelcomesomethingofahigherclass.Itisjustthesameto-day.Butthemanagerswillnotseeit.'TheRoseofAmerica'wentupanddownBroadwayformonths,knockingatmanagers'doors."
"Itshouldhavewalkedinwithoutknocking,likeme,"saidJill.Shegotup."Well,itwasverykindofyoutoseemewhenIcameinso
unceremoniously.ButIfeltitwasnogoodwaitingoutsideonthatlanding.I'msogladeverythingissettled.Good-bye."
"Good-bye,MissMariner."Mr.Pilkingtontookheroutstretchedhanddevoutly."Thereisarehearsalcalledfortheensembleat--whenisit,Rolie?"
"Eleveno'clock,dayafterto-morrow,atBryantHall."
"I'llbethere,"saidJill."Good-bye,andthankyouverymuch."
ThesilencewhichhadfallenupontheroomassheleftitwasbrokenbyMr.Trevis.
"Somepip!"observedMr.Trevis.
OtisPilkingtonawokefromday-dreamswithastart.
"Whatdidyousay?"
"Thatgirl....Isaidshewassomepippin!"
"MissMariner,"saidMr.Pilkingtonicily,"isamostcharming,refined,cultured,andvivaciousgirl,ifyoumeanthat."
"Yes,"saidMr.Trevis."ThatwaswhatImeant!"
II
JillwalkedoutintoForty-secondStreet,lookingaboutherwiththeeyeofaconqueror.VerylittlechangehadtakenplaceintheaspectofNewYorksinceshehadenteredtheGothamTheatre,butitseemedadifferentcitytoher.Anhourago,shehadbeenastranger,driftingaimlesslyalongitsrapids.NowshebelongedtoNewYork,andNewYorkbelongedtoher.Shehadfaceditsquarely,andforcedfromit
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themeansofliving.Shewalkedonwithanewjauntinessinherstride.
TheaddresswhichNellyhadgivenherwasontheeastsideofFifthAvenue.ShemadeherwayalongForty-secondStreet.Itseemedthejolliest,aliveststreetshehadeverencountered.TherattleoftheElevatedasshecrossedSixthAvenuewasmusic,andshelovedthecrowdsthatjostledherwitheverystepshetook.
ShereachedtheFifthAvenuecornerjustasthepolicemanoutinthemiddleofthestreetswunghisStop-and-Gopostroundtoallowtheup-towntraffictoproceedonitsway.Astreamofcarswhichhadbeendammedupasfarastheeyecouldreachbegantoflowswiftlypast.Theymovedinadoubleline,redlimousines,bluelimousines,mauvelimousines,greenlimousines.Shestoodwaitingforthefloodtocease,and,asshedidso,therepurredpastherthebiggestandreddestlimousineofall.Itwasacolossalvehiclewithapolar-bearatthesteering-wheelandanotherathisside.Andintheinterior,verymuchathisease,hisgazebentcourteouslyuponamassiveladyinaminkcoat,satUncleChris.
Foramomenthewassoneartoherthat,butfortheclosedwindow,shecouldhavetouchedhim.Thenthepolar-bearatthewheel,notingagapinthetraffic,steppedontheacceleratorandslippedneatly
through.Thecarmovedswiftlyonanddisappeared.
Jilldrewadeepbreath.TheStop-and-Gosignswungroundagain.Shecrossedtheavenue,andsetoutoncemoretofindNellyBryant.Itoccurredtoher,fiveminuteslater,thatareallypracticalandquick-thinkinggirlwouldhavenotedthenumberofthelimousine.
CHAPTERXI
MR.PILKINGTON'SLOVELIGHT
I
Therehearsalsofamusicalcomedy--atermwhichembraces"musicalfantasies"--generallybegininadesultorysortofwayatthatcuriousbuilding,BryantHall,onSixthAvenuejustoffForty-secondStreet.There,inadusty,uncarpetedroom,simplyfurnishedwithafewwoodenchairsandsomelongwoodenbenches,thechorus--or,inthecaseof"TheRoseofAmerica,"theensemble--sitroundapianoandendeavour,withtheassistanceofthemusicaldirector,togetthewordsandmelodiesofthefirst-actnumbersintotheirheads.Thisdone,theyarereadyforthedancedirectortoinstilintothemthesteps,the
groupings,andthebusinessfortheencores,ofwhichthatincurableoptimistalwaysseemstoexpecttherewillbeatleastsix.Later,theprincipalsareinjectedintothenumbers.Andfinally,leavingBryantHallanddodgingaboutfromoneunoccupiedtheatretoanother,principalsandchorusrehearsetogether,runningthroughtheentirepieceoverandoveragaintilltheopeningnightofthepreliminaryroadtour.
ToJill,intheearlystages,rehearsingwasjustlikebeingbackatschool.Shecouldrememberherfirstschoolmistress,whomthemusical
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directorsomewhatresembledinmannerandappearance,hammeringouthymnsonapianoandleadinginaweaksopranoaneager,bayingpackofchildren,eachanxiousfrommotivesofpridetoout-bawlhernearestneighbour.
TheproceedingsbeganonthefirstmorningwiththeentranceofMr.Saltzburg,themusicaldirector,abrisk,busylittlemanwithbenevolenteyesbehindbigspectacles,whobustledovertothepiano,satdown,andplayedaloudchord,designedtoactasasortofbugleblast,rallyingtheladiesoftheensemblefromthecornerswheretheysatingroups,chatting.Fortheprocessofmakingoneanother'sacquaintancehadbegunsometenminutesbeforewithmutualrecognitionsbetweenthosewhokneweachotherfromhavingbeentogetherinpreviousproductions.Therefollowedrapidintroductionsoffriends.NellyBryanthadbeenwelcomedwarmlybyaprettygirlwithredhair,whomsheintroducedtoJillasBabe;Babehadawillowyblondefriend,namedLois,andthefourofthemhadseatedthemselvesononeofthebenchesandopenedaconversation;theirnumbersbeingaddedtoamomentlaterbyadarkgirlwithaSouthernaccentandanotherblonde.Elsewhereothergroupshadformed,andtheroomwasfilledwithanoiselikethechatteringofstarlings.Inabodybythemselves,ratherforlornandneglected,halfadozensolemnandimmaculatelydressedyoungmenwereproppingthemselvesupagainstthewallandlookingon,likemeninaball-roomwhodonotdance.
Jilllistenedtotheconversationwithouttakinganygreatpartinitherself.Shefeltasshehaddoneonherfirstdayatschool,alittleshyanddesirousofeffacingherself.Thetalkdealtwithclothes,men,andtheshowbusiness,inthatorderofimportance.Presentlyoneoftheyoungmensauntereddiffidentlyacrosstheroomandaddedhimselftothegroupwiththeremarkthatitwasafineday.Hewasreceivedalittlegrudgingly,Jillthought,butbydegreessucceededinassimilatinghimself.Asecondyoungmandriftedup;remindedthewillowygirlthattheyhadworkedtogetherinthewesterncompanyof"You'retheOne";wasrecognizedandintroduced,andjustifiedhisadmissiontothecirclebyacreditableimitationofacat-fight.FiveminuteslaterhewasaddressingtheSoutherngirlas"honey,"andhad
informedJillthathehadonlyjoinedthisshowtofillinbeforeopeningonthethree-a-daywiththeswellestlittlesong-and-danceactwhichheandalittlegirlwhoworkedinthecabaretatGeisenheimer'shadfixedup.
Onthissceneofharmonyandgood-fellowshipMr.Saltzburg'schordintrudedjarringly.Therewasageneralmovement,andchairsandbenchesweredraggedtothepiano.Mr.Saltzburgcausingamomentarydelaybyopeningalargebrownmusic-baganddigginginitlikeaterrieratarat-hole,conversationbrokeoutagain.
Mr.Saltzburgemergedfromthebag,withhishandsfullofpapers,protesting.
"Childrun!Chil-_drun_!Ifyouplease,lessnoiseandattendtome!"Hedistributedsheetsofpaper."ActOne,OpeningChorus.Iwillplaythemelodythree--fourtimes.Followattentively.Thenwewillsingitla-la-la,andafterthatwewillsingthewords.So!"
Hestrucktheyellow-keyedpianoaviciousblow,producingatinnyandcomplainingsound.Bendingforwardwithhisspectaclesalmosttouchingthemusic,heploddeddeterminedlythroughthetune,thenencoredhimself,andafterthatencoredhimselfagain.Whenhehaddonethis,
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heremovedhisspectaclesandwipedthem.Therewasapause.
"Izzy,"observedthewillowyyoungladychattily,leaningacrossJillandaddressingtheSoutherngirl'sblondefriend,"haspromisedmeasunburst!"
Ageneralstirofinterestandacomingclosetogetherofheads.
"What!Izzy!"
"Sure,Izzy."
"Well!"
"He'sjustlandedthehat-checkprivilegeattheSt.Aurea!"
"Youdon'tsay!"
"Hetoldmesolastnightandpromisedmethesunburst.Hewas,"admittedthewillowygirlregretfully,"agoodbittankedatthetime,butIguesshe'llmakegood."Shemusedawhile,aratheranxiousexpressioncloudingherperfectprofile.ShelookedlikeameditativeGreekgoddess."Ifhedoesn't,"sheaddedwithmaidenlydignity,"it'sthelasttime_I_gooutwiththebigstiff.I'dtieacantohim
quicker'nlookathim!"
Amurmurofapprovalgreetedthisadmirablesentiment.
"Childrun!"protestedMr.Saltzburg."Chil-drun!Lessnoiseandchatterofconversation.Weareheretowork!Wemustnotwastetime!So!ActOne,OpeningChorus.Now,alltogether.La-la-la...."
"La-la-la...."
"Tum-tum-tumty-tumty...."
"Tum-tum-tumty...."
Mr.Saltzburgpressedhishandstohisearsinaspasmofpain.
"No,no,no!Sour!Sour!Sour!...Onceagain.La-la-la...."
Around-facedgirlwithgoldenhairandthefaceofawonderingcherubinterrupted,speakingwithalisp.
"MithterThalzburg."
"Nowwhatisit,MissTrevor?"
"Whatsortofashowisthis?"
"Amusicalshow,"saidMr.Saltzburgseverely,"andthisisarehearsalofit,notaconversazione.Oncemore,please."
Thecherubwasnottoberebuffed.
"Isthemusicgood,MithterThalzburg?"
"Whenyouhaverehearsedit,youshalljudgeforyourself.Comenow...."
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"Isthereanythinginitasgoodasthatwaltzofyoursyouplayeduswhenwewererehearthing'MindHowYouGo?'Youremember.Theonethatwent...."
Atallandstatelygirl,withsleepybrowneyesandtheairofaduchessintheservants'hall,bentforwardandtookakindlyinterestintheconversation.
"Oh,haveyoucomposedavarlse,Mr.Saltzburg?"sheaskedwithpleasantcondescension."Howinteresting,really!Won'tyouplayitforus?"
ThesentimentofthemeetingseemedtobeunanimousinfavourofshelvingworkandlisteningtoMr.Saltzburg'swaltz.
"Oh,Mr.Saltzburg,do!"
"Please!"
"Someonetoldmeitwasapipterino!"
"Icert'nlydolovewaltzes!"
"Please,Mr.Saltzburg!"
Mr.Saltzburgobviouslyweakened.Hisfingerstouchedthekeysirresolutely.
"But,childrun!"
"Iamsureitwouldbeagreatpleasuretoallofus,"saidtheduchessgraciously,"ifyouwouldplayit.ThereisnothingIenjoymorethanagoodvarlse."
Mr.Saltzburgcapitulated.Likeallmusicaldirectorshehadinhisleisuremomentscomposedthecompletescoreofamusicalplayand
spentmuchofhistimewaylayinglibrettistsontheRialtoandtryingtolurethemtohisapartmenttolistentoit,withaviewtobusiness.Theeternaltragedyofamusicaldirector'slifeiscomparableonlytothatofthewaiterwho,himselffasting,hastoassistotherstoeat.Mr.Saltzburghadloftyideasonmusic,andhissoulrevoltedatbeingcompelledperpetuallytorehearseanddirecttheinferiorcompositionsofothermen.Farlesspersuasionthanhehadreceivedto-daywasusuallyrequiredtoinducehimtoplaythewholeofhisscore.
"Youwishit?"hesaid."Well,then!Thiswaltz,youwillunderstand,isthethemeofamusicalromancewhichIhavecomposed.Itwillbesungonceinthefirstactbytheheroine,theninthesecondactasa
duetforheroineandhero.Iweaveitintothefinaleofthesecondact,andwehaveanechoofit,sungoffstage,inthethirdact.WhatIplayyounowisthesecondactduet.Theverseislonger.So!Themalevoicebegins."
Apleasanttimewashadbyallfortenminutes.
"Ah,butthisisnotrehearsing,childrun!"criedMr.Saltzburgremorsefullyattheendofthatperiod."Thisisnotbusiness.Comenow,theopeningchorusofActOne,andpleasethistimekeeponthe
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key.Before,itwassour,sourCome!La-la-la...."
"Mr.Thalzburg!"
"MissTrevor?"
"Therewasanawfullythweetfox-trotyouusedtoplayus.Idowish...."
"Someothertime,someothertime!Nowwemustwork.Come!La-la-la...."
"Iwishyoucouldhaveheardit,girls"saidthecherubregretfully."Honetht,itwaslalapalootha!"
Thepackbrokeintofullcry.
"Oh,Mr.Saltzburg!"
"Please,Mr.Saltzburg!"
"Doplaythefox-trot,Mr.Saltzburg!"
"Ifitisasgoodasthevarlse,"saidtheduchess,stoopingoncemore
tothecommonlevel,"Iamsureitmustbeverygoodindeed."Shepowderedhernose."Andonesorarelyhearsmusicianlymusicnowadays,doesone?"
"Whichfox-trot?"askedMr.Saltzburgweakly.
"Play'emall!"decidedavoiceontheleft.
"Yes,play'emall,"bayedthepack.
"Iamsurethatthatwouldbecharming,"agreedtheduchess,replacingherpowder-puff.
Mr.Saltzburgplayed'emall.Thismanbynowseemedentirelylosttoshame.Thepreciousminutesthatbelongedtohisemployersandshouldhavebeenearmarkedfor"TheRoseofAmerica"flittedby.Theladiesandgentlemenoftheensemble,whoshouldhavebeenabsorbingandlearningtodeliverthemelodiesofRolandTrevisandthelyricsofOtisPilkington,lolledbackintheirseats.Theyellow-keyedpianorockedbeneathanunprecedentedonslaught.Theproceedingshadbeguntoresemblenotsomucharehearsalasahappyhomeevening,andgratefulglanceswerecastatthecomplacentcherub.Shehad,itwasfelt,showntactanddiscretion.
Pleasantconversationbeganagain.
"...AndIwalkedacoupleofblocks,andtherewasexactlythesamemodelinSchwartzandGulderstein'swindowattwenty-sixfifty...."
"...HegotonForty-secondStreet,andhewaskindafreshfromthestart.AtSixty-sixthhecamesasshayingrightdownthecarandsaid'Hello,patootie!'Well,Idrewmyselfup...."
"...Evenifyouaremysister'shusband,'Isaidtohim.Oh,IsupposeIgotatemper.Ittakesalottoarouseit,y'know,butIc'ngetprettymad...."
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"...Youdon'tknowthehalfofit,dearie,youdon'tknowthehalfofit!Aone-piecebathingsuit!Well,youcouldcallitthat,butthecopofthebeachsaiditwasmorelikeababy'ssock.Andwhen...."
"...SoIsaid'Listen,Izzy,that'llbeaboutallfromyou!Myfatherwasagentleman,thoughIdon'tsupposeyouknowwhatthatmeans,andI'mnotaccustomed....'"
"Hey!"
Avoicefromtheneighbourhoodofthedoorhadcutintothebabblelikeaknifeintobutter;arough,raspingvoice,loudandcompelling,whichcausedtheconversationofthemembersoftheensembletoceaseontheinstant.OnlyMr.Saltzburg,nowinaperfectfrenzyofmusicianlyfervour,continuedtoassaultthedecrepitpiano,unwittingofanunsympatheticadditiontohisaudience.
"WhatIplayyounowisthelaughingtriofrommysecondact.Itisabuildingnumber.Itissungbytenor,principalcomedian,andsoubrette.Onthesecondrefrainfourgirlswillcomeoutandtwoboys.Thegirlswilldancewiththetwomen,theboyswiththesoubrette.So!Ontheencorefourmoregirlsandtwomoreboys.Thirdencore,solo-danceforspecialtydancer,allonstagebeatingtimeby
clappingtheirhands.Onrepeat,allsingrefrainoncemore,andoff.Lastencore,thethreeprincipalsandspecialtydancerdancethedancewithentirechorus.Itisagreatbuildingnumber,youunderstand.Itisenoughtomakethesuccessofanymusicalplay,butcanIgetahearing?No!IfIaskmanagerstolistentomymusic,theyarebusy!IfIbegthemtogivemealibrettotoset,theylaugh--ha!ha!"Mr.Saltzburggaveaspiritedandlifelikerepresentationofamanagerlaughingha-hawhenbeggedtodisgorgealibretto."NowIplayitoncemore!"
"Likehellyoudo!"saidthevoice."Say,whatisthis,anyway?Aconcert?"
Mr.Saltzburgswungroundonthemusic-stool,astartledandapprehensiveman,andnearlyfelloffit.Thedivineafflatuslefthimlikeairoozingfromapuncturedtoy-balloon,and,likesuchaballoon,heseemedtogrowsuddenlylimpandflat.Hestaredwithfallenjawatthenewarrival.
Twomenhadenteredtheroom.OnewasthelongMr.Pilkington.Theother,wholookedshorterandstouterthanhereallywasbesidehisgiraffe-likecompanion,wasathick-set,fleshymanintheearlythirtieswithablond,clean-shaven,double-chinnedface.Hehadsmooth,yellowhair,anunwholesomecomplexion,andlightgreeneyes,setclosetogether.Fromtheedgeofthesemi-circleaboutthepiano,heglaredmenacinglyovertheheadsofthechorusattheunfortunate
Mr.Saltzburg.
"Whyaren'tthesegirlsworking?"
Mr.Saltzburg,whohadrisennervouslyfromhisstool,backedawayapprehensivelyfromhisgaze,and,stumblingoverthestool,satdownabruptlyonthepiano,producingacuriousnoiselikeFuturistmusic.
"I--We--Why,Mr.Goble...."
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Mr.Gobleturnedhisgreengazeontheconcertaudience,andspreaddiscomfortasifitweresomethingliquidwhichhewassprayingthroughahose.Thegirlswhowerenearestlookeddownflutteringlyattheirshoes:thosefurtherawayconcealedthemselvesbehindtheirneighbours.Eventheduchess,whopridedherselfonbeingthepossessorofastareofunrivalledhaughtiness,beforewhichthefreshquailedandthosewhomadebreakssubsidedinconfusion,wasunabletomeethiseyes:andthewillowyfriendofIzzy,forallhervictoriesoverthatmonarchofthehat-checks,bowedbeforeitlikeaslimtreebeforeablizzard.
OnlyJillreturnedthemanager'sgaze.Shewasseatedontheouterrimofthesemi-circle,andshestaredfranklyatMr.Goble.Shehadneverseenanythinglikehimbefore,andhefascinatedher.Thisbehaviouronherpartsingledheroutfromthethrong,andMr.Gobleconcentratedhisattentiononher.
Forsomesecondshestoodlookingather;then,raisingastubbyfinger,helethiseyetraveloverthecompany,andseemedtobeengrossedinsomesortofmathematicalcalculation.
"Thirteen,"hesaidatlength."Imakeitthirteen."HeroundedonMr.Pilkington."Itoldyouweweregoingtohaveachorusoftwelve."
Mr.Pilkingtonblushedandstumbledoverhisfeet.
"Ah,yes...yes,"hemurmuredvaguely."Yes!"
"Well,therearethirteenhere.Count'emforyourself."HewhippedroundonJill."What's_your_name?Whoengagedyou?"
AcroakingsoundfromtheneighbourhoodoftheceilingindicatedtheclearingofMr.Pilkington'sthroat.
"I--er--_I_engagedMissMariner,Mr.Goble."
"Oh,_you_engagedher?"
HestaredagainatJill.Theinspectionwaslongandlingering,andaffectedJillwithasenseofbeinginadequatelyclothed.Shereturnedthegazeasdefiantlyasshecould,butherheartwasbeatingfast.Shehadneveryetbeenfrightenedofanyman,buttherewassomethingreptilianaboutthisfat,yellow-hairedindividualwhichdisquietedher,muchascockroacheshaddoneinherchildhood.Amomentarythoughtflashedthroughhermindthatitwouldbehorribletobetouchedbyhim.Helookedsoftandglutinous.
"Allright,"saidMr.Gobleatlast,afterwhatseemedtoJillmanyminutes.HenoddedtoMr.Saltzburg."Getonwithit!Andtryworkingalittlethistime!Idon'thireyoutogivemusicalentertainments."
"Yes,Mr.Goble,yes.Imeanno,Mr.Goble!"
"YoucanhavetheGothamstagethisafternoon,"saidMr.Goble."Calltherehearsalfortwosharp."
Outsidethedoor,heturnedtoMr.Pilkington.
"Thatwasafooltrickofyours,hiringthatgirl.Thirteen!I'dassoonwalkunderaladderonaFridayasopeninNewYorkwithachorus
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ensemblewerechangingtheirpractice-clothesafteraparticularlystrenuousrehearsal,defendinghimagainsttheSoutherngirl,whocomplainedthathemadehertired.
"Youbethemakesyoutired,"shesaid."Sohedoesme.I'mlosingmygirlishcurves,andI'msostiffIcan'tlacemyshoes.Butheknowshisbusinessandhe'sonthelevel,whichismorethanyoucansayofmostoftheseguysintheshowbusiness."
"That'sright,"agreedtheSoutherngirl'sblondefriend."Hedoesknowhisbusiness.He'sputoveranyamountofshowswhichwouldhavefloppedlikedogswithouthimtostagethenumbers."
Theduchessyawned.Rehearsingalwaysboredher,andshehadnotbeengreatlyimpressedbywhatshehadseenof"TheRoseofAmerica."
"Onewillbegreatlysurprisedifhecanmakeasuccessof_this_ show!IconfessIfinditperfectlyridiculous."
"Ithn'titthelimit,honetht!"saidthecherub,arranginghergoldenhairatthemirror."Itmakethmethick!WhyonearthithIkeputtingiton?"
Thegirlwhokneweverything--thereisalwaysoneinevery
company--hastenedtoexplain.
"Iheardallaboutthat.Ikehasn'tanyofhisownmoneyinthething.He'sgettingtwenty-fivepercentoftheshowforrunningit.Theangelisthelongfellowyouseejumpingaround.Pilkingtonhisnameis."
"Well,it'llneedtobeRockefellerlateron,"saidtheblonde.
"Oh,they'llgetthomebodydowntofixthitafterwe'vebeenoutontheroadacoupleofdays,"saidthecherub,optimistically."Theyalwaythdo.I'veseenworseshowsthanthisturnedintohits.Allitwantsithanewbookandlyricsandadifferentthcore."
"Andanewsetofprincipals,"saidthered-headedBabe."Didyoueverseesuchabunch?"
Theduchess,withanothertiredsigh,archedherwell-shapedeyebrowsandstudiedtheeffectinthemirror.
"Onewonderswheretheypickthesepersonsup,"sheassentedlanguidly."TheyremindmeofaheadlineIsawinthepaperthismorning--'TonsofHamsUnfitforHumanConsumption.'Areanyofyougirlscomingmyway?ICangivetwoorthreeofyoualiftinmylimousine."
"Thorry,olddear,andthankseversomuch,"saidthecherub,"butIinstructedClarence,myman,tohavethestreet-carwaitingonthecorner,andhe'llbetooupsetifI'mnotthere."
NellyhadanengagementtogoandhelponeoftheothergirlsbuyaSpringsuit,asolemnritewhichitisimpossibletoconductbyoneself:andJillandthecherubwalkedtothecornertogether.Jillhadbecomeveryfondofthelittlethingsincerehearsalsbegan.SheremindedherofaLondonsparrow.Shewassosmallandperkyandsoabsurdlyabletotakecareofherself.
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"Limouthine!"snortedthecherub.Theduchess'concludingspeechevidentlystillrankled."Shegivesmeapaininthegizthard!"
"Hasn'tshegotalimousine?"askedJill.
"Ofcourseshehasn't.She'sengagedtobemarriedtoademonstratorintheSpeedwellAutoCompany,andhethneaksoffwhenhecangetawayandgivesherjoy-rides.That'sallthelimouthineshe'sgot.Itbeatsmewhygirlsintheshowbusinessarealwayththocrazytomakethemselvesoutvampswithadozenmillionairesonastring.IfMaewouldn'tfour-flushandactliketheBelleoftheMoulinRouge,she'dbethenithestgirlyouevermet.She'smadaboutthefellowshe'sengagedto,andwouldn'tlookatallthemillionairesinNewYorkifyoubrought'emtoheronatray.She'sgoingtomarryhimasthoonashe'sthavedenoughtobuythefurniture,andthenshe'llthettledowninHarlemthomewhereandcookandmindthebabyandregularlybeoneofthelowermiddleclasses.Allthat'swrongwithMaeiththatshe'sreadGingeryStoriesandthinkththat'sthewayagirlhastoactwhenshe'thinthechorus."
"That'sfunny,"saidJill."Ishouldneverhavethoughtit.Iswallowedthelimousinewhole."
Thecherublookedathercuriously.Jillpuzzledher.Jillhad,indeed,beenthesubjectofmuchprivatespeculationamonghercolleagues.
"Thisisyourfirstshow,ithn'tit?"sheasked.
"Yes."
"Thay,whatareyoudoinginthechorus,anyway?"
"GettingscoldedbyMr.Millermostly,itseemstome.
"ThcoldedbyMr.Miller!Whydidn'tyousay'bawledoutbyJohnny'?
That'thwhatanyoftherethtofuswouldhavesaid."
"Well,I'velivedmostofmylifeinEngland.Youcan'texpectmetotalkthelanguageyet."
"IthoughtyouwereEnglish.You'vegotanacthentlikethefellowwhoplaysthedudeinthithshow.Thay,whydidyouevergetintotheshowbusiness?"
"Well...well,whydidyou?Whydoesanybody?"
"WhydidI?Oh,Ibelongthere.I'maregularBroadwayrat.Iwouldn'tbehappyanywhereelthe.Iwasbornintheshowbusiness.I'vegottwo
thithtersinthetwo-a-dayandabrotherinthtockinCaliforniaanddad'soneofthebethtcomediansontheburlethquewheel.Butanyonecantheeyou'redifferent.There'snoreathonwhyyoushouldbestickingaroundinthechorus."
"Butthereis.I'venomoney,andIcan'tdoanythingtomakeit."
"Honetht?"
"Honest."
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"That'stough."Thecherubpondered,herroundeyessearchingJill'sface."Whydon'tyougetmarried?"
Jilllaughed.
"Nobody'saskedme."
"Somebodythoonwill.Atleast,ifhe'sonthelevel,andIthinkheis.Youcangenerallytellbythelookofaguy,and,ifyouaskme,friendPilkington'sgotthelicenceinhithpocketandtheringallorderedandeverything."
"Pilkington!"criedJillaghast.
Sherememberedcertainoccasionsduringrehearsals,when,whilethechorusidledinthebodyofthetheatreandlistenedtotheprincipalsworkingattheirscenes,theelongatedPilkingtonhadsuddenlyappearedinthenextseatandconversedsheepishlyinalowvoice.Couldthisbelove?Ifso,itwasaterriblenuisance.JillhadhadherexperienceinLondonofenamouredyoungmenwho,runningtruetonationalform,declinedtoknowwhentheywerebeaten,andshehadnotenjoyedtheprocessofcoolingtheirardour.Shehadakindheart,anditdistressedhertogivepain.Italsogotonhernervestobedogged
bystrickenmaleswhotriedtocatchhereyeinorderthatshemightobservetheirbrokencondition.Sherecalledonehouse-partyinWaleswhereitrainedallthetimeandshehadbeencoopedupwithavictimwhokeptpoppingoutfromobscurecornersandbeginningallhispleaswiththewords"Isay,youknow...!"ShetrustedthatOtisPilkingtonwasnotproposingtoconductawooingonthoselines.Yethehadcertainlydevelopedasinisterhabitofpoppingoutatthetheatre.Onseveraloccasionshehadstartledherbyappearingathersideasifhehadcomeupoutofatrap.
"Oh,no!"criedJill.
"Oh,yeth!"insistedthecherub,wavingimperiouslytoanapproaching
street-car."Well,Imustbegettingup-town.I'vegotadate.Theeyoulater."
"I'msureyou'remistaken."
"I'mnot."
"Butwhatmakesyouthinkso?"
Thecherubplacedahandontherailofthecar,preparatorytoswingingherselfonboard.
"Well,foronething,"shesaid,"he'thbeenstalkingyoulikean
Indianeversinceweleftthetheatre!Lookbehindyou.Good-bye,honey.Thendmeapieceofthecake!"
Thestreet-carboreheraway.ThelastthatJillsawofherwasawideandamiablegrin.Then,turning,shebeheldthesnake-likeformofOtisPilkingtontoweringatherside.
Mr.Pilkingtonseemednervousbutdetermined.Hisfacewashalfhiddenbythesilkscarfthatmuffledhisthroat,forhewascarefulofhishealthandhadafanciedtendencytobronchialtrouble.Abovethe
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scarfapairofmildeyesgazeddownatJillthroughtheirtortoiseshell-rimmedspectacles.ItwashopelessforJilltotrytotellherselfthatthetendergleambehindtheglasswasnotthelovelightinOtisPilkington'seyes.Thetruthwastooobvious.
"Goodevening,MissMariner,"saidMr.Pilkington,hisvoicesoundingmuffledandfarawaythroughthescarf."Areyougoingup-town?"
"No,down-town,"saidJillquickly.
"SoamI,"saidMr.Pilkington.
Jillfeltannoyed,buthelpless.Itisdifficulttobidatactfulfarewelltoamanwhohasstatedhisintentionofgoinginthesamedirectionasyourself.TherewasnothingforitbuttoaccepttheunspokenofferofOtisPilkington'sescort.TheybegantowalkdownBroadwaytogether.
"Isupposeyouaretiredaftertherehearsal?"enquiredMr.Pilkingtoninhisprecisevoice.Healwaysspokeasifhewereweighingeachwordandclippingitoffareel.
"Alittle.Mr.Millerisveryenthusiastic."
"Aboutthepiece?"Hercompanionspokeeagerly.
"No;Imeanthard-working."
"Hashesaidanythingaboutthepiece?"
"Well,no.Yousee,hedoesn'tconfideinusagreatdeal,excepttotellushisopinionofthewaywedothesteps.Idon'tthinkweimpresshimverymuch,tojudgefromwhathesays.Butthegirlssayhealwaystellseverychorusherehearsesthatitistheworstheeverhadanythingtodowith."
"Andthechor--the--er--ladiesoftheensemble?Whatdotheythinkof
thepiece?"
"Well,Idon'tsupposetheyareverygoodjudges,arethey?"saidJilldiplomatically.
"Youmeantheydonotlikeit?"
"Someofthemdon'tseemquitetounderstandit."
Mr.Pilkingtonwassilentforamoment.
"Iambeginningtowondermyselfwhetheritmaynotbealittleovertheheadsofthepublic,"hesaidruefully."Whenitwasfirst
performed...."
"Oh,hasitbeendonebefore?"
"Byamateurs,yes,atthehouseofmyaunt,Mrs.WaddesleighPeagrim,atNewport,lastsummer.InaidoftheArmenianorphans.Itwasextraordinarilywellreceivedonthatoccasion.Wenearlymadeourexpenses.Itwassuchasuccessthat--IfeelIcanconfideinyou.Ishouldnotlikethisrepeatedtoyour--your--theotherladies--itwassuchasuccessthat,againstmyaunt'sadvice,Idecidedtogiveita
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Broadwayproduction.Betweenourselves,Iamshoulderingpracticallyalltheexpensesoftheundertaking.Mr.Goblehasnothingtodowiththefinancialarrangementsof'TheRoseofAmerica.'Thoseareentirelyinmyhands.Mr.Goble,inreturnforashareintheprofits,isgivingusthebenefitofhisexperienceasregardsthemanagementandbookingofthepiece.Ihavealwayshadthegreatestfaithinit.TrevisandIwroteitwhenwewereincollegetogether,andallourfriendsthoughtitexceptionallybrilliant.Myaunt,asIsay,wasopposedtotheventure.SheholdstheviewthatIamnotagoodmanofbusiness.Inasense,perhaps,sheisright.Temperamentally,nodoubt,Iammoretheartist.ButIwasdeterminedtoshowthepublicsomethingsuperiortotheso-calledBroadwaysuccesses,whicharesoterriblytrashy.Unfortunately,Iambeginningtowonderwhetheritispossible,withthecrudetypeofactoratone'sdisposalinthiscountry,togiveareallyadequateperformanceofsuchaplayas'TheRoseofAmerica.'Thesepeopleseemtomissthespiritofthepiece,itssubtletopsy-turvyhumour,itsdelicatewhimsicality.Thisafternoon,"Mr.Pilkingtonchoked."ThisafternoonIhappenedtooverheartwooftheprincipals,whowerenotawarethatIwaswithinearshot,discussingtheplay.Oneofthem--thesepeopleexpressthemselvescuriously--oneofthemsaidthathethoughtitaquince:andtheotherdescribeditasapieceofgorgonzolacheese!Thatisnotthespiritthatwinssuccess!"
Jillwasfeelingimmenselyrelieved.Afterall,itseemed,thispooryoungmanmerelywantedsympathy,notromance.Shehadbeenmistaken,shefelt,aboutthatgleaminhiseyes.Itwasnotthelovelight:itwasthelightofpanic.Hewastheauthoroftheplay.Hehadsunkalargesumofmoneyinitsproduction,hehadheardpeoplecriticizingitharshly,andhewassufferingfromwhathercolleaguesinthechoruswouldhavecalledcoldfeet.Itwassuchahumanemotionandheseemedsolikeanovergrownchildpleadingtobecomfortedthatherheartwarmedtohim.Reliefmeltedherdefences.Andwhen,ontheirarrivalatThirty-fourthStreetMr.Pilkingtonsuggestedthatshepartakeofacupofteaathisapartment,whichwasonlyacoupleofblocksawayoffMadisonAvenue,sheacceptedtheinvitationwithouthesitating.
OnthewaytohisapartmentMr.Pilkingtoncontinuedintheminorkey.Hewasagreatdealmorecommunicativethansheherselfwouldhavebeentosuchacomparativestrangerasshewas,butsheknewthatmenwereoftenlikethis.OverinLondon,shehadfrequentlybeenmadetherecipientofthemostintimateconfidencesbyyoungmenwhomshehadmetforthefirsttimethesameeveningatadance.Shehadbeenforcedtobelievethattherewassomethingaboutherpersonalitythatactedonacertaintypeofmanlikethecrackinthedam,settingloosethesurgingfloodoftheireloquence.TothisclassOtisPilkingtonevidentlybelonged,for,oncestarted,hewithheldnothing.
"Itisn'tthatI'mdependentonAuntOliveoranythinglikethat,"he
vouchsafed,ashestirredtheteainhisJapanese-printhungstudio."Butyouknowhowitis.AuntOliveisinapositiontomakeitveryunpleasantformeifIdoanythingfoolish.Atpresent,Ihavereasontoknowthatsheintendstoleavemepracticallyallthatshepossesses.Millions!"saidMr.Pilkington,handingJillacup."Iassureyou,millions!Butthereisahardcommercialstraininher.Itwouldhavethemostprejudicialeffectuponherif;especiallyaftershehadexpresslywarnedmeagainstit,Iweretoloseagreatdealofmoneyoverthisproduction.SheisalwayscomplainingthatIamnotabusinessmanlikemylateuncle.Mr.WaddesleighPeagrimmadea
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fortuneinsmokedhams."Mr.PilkingtonlookedattheJapaneseprints,andshudderedslightly."Rightuptothetimeofhisdeathhewasurgingmetogointothebusiness.Icouldnothaveenduredit.But,whenIheardthosetwomendiscussingtheplay,IalmostwishedthatIhaddoneso."
Jillwasnowcompletelydisarmed.Shewouldalmosthavepattedthisunfortunateyoungman'shead,ifshecouldhavereachedit.
"Ishouldn'tworryaboutthepiece,"shesaid."I'vereadsomewhereorheardsomewherethatit'sthesurestsignofasuccesswhenactorsdon'tlikeaplay."
Mr.Pilkingtondrewhischairanimperceptibleinchnearer.
"Howsympatheticyouare!"
Jillperceivedwithchagrinthatshehadbeenmistakenafterall.It _was_thelovelight.Thetortoiseshell-rimmedspectaclessprayeditalloverherlikeacoupleofsearchlights.OtisPilkingtonwaslookingexactlylikeasheep,andsheknewfrompastexperiencethatthatwastheinfalliblesign.Whenyoungmenlookedlikethat,itwastimetogo.
"I'mafraidImustbeoff,"shesaid."Thankyousomuchforgivingmetea.Ishouldn'tbeabitafraidabouttheplay.I'msureit'sgoingtobesplendid.Good-bye."
"Youaren'tgoingalready?"
"Imust.I'mverylateasitis.Ipromised...."
WhateverfictionJillmighthaveinventedtothedetrimentofhersoulwasinterruptedbyaringatthebell.ThestepsofMr.Pilkington'sJapaneseservantcrossingthehallcamefaintlytothesitting-room.
"Mr.Pilkingtonin?"
OtisPilkingtonmotionedpleadinglytoJill.
"Don'tgo!"heurged."It'sonlyamanIknow.HehasprobablycometoremindmethatIamdiningwithhimto-night.Hewon'tstayaminute.Pleasedon'tgo."
Jillsatdown.Shehadnointentionofgoingnow.Thecheeryvoiceatthefrontdoorhadbeenthecheeryvoiceofherlong-lostuncle,MajorChristopherSelby.
CHAPTERXII
UNCLECHRISBORROWSAFLAT
I
UncleChriswalkedbreezilyintotheroom,flickingajauntyglove.HestoppedshortonseeingthatMr.Pilkingtonwasnotalone.
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"Oh,Ibegyourpardon!Iunderstood...."HepeeredatJilluncertainly.Mr.Pilkingtonaffectedadim,artisticlighting-systeminhisstudio,andpeoplewhoenteredfromthegreatoutdoorsgenerallyhadtotaketimetoaccustomtheireyestoit."Ifyou'reengaged...."
"Er--allowme....MissMariner....MajorSelby."
"Hullo,UncleChris!"saidJill.
"Godblessmysoul!"ejaculatedthatstartledgentlemanadventurer,andcollapsedontoasetteeasifhislegshadbeenmownfromunderhim.
"I'vebeenlookingforyoualloverNewYork,"saidJill.
Mr.Pilkingtonfoundhimselfunequaltotheintellectualpressureoftheconversation.
"UncleChris?"hesaidwithanoteoffeebleenquiryinhisvoice.
"MajorSelbyismyuncle."
"Areyousure?"saidMr.Pilkington."Imean...."
Notbeingabletoascertain,afteramoment'sself-examination,whathedidmean,herelapsedintosilence.
"Whateverareyoudoinghere?"askedUncleChris.
"I'vebeenhavingteawithMr.Pilkington."
"But...butwhyMr.Pilkington?"
"Well,heinvitedme."
"Buthowdoyouknowhim?"
"Wemetatthetheatre."
"Theatre?"
OtisPilkingtonrecoveredhispowerofspeech.
"MissMarinerisrehearsingwithalittleplayinwhichIaminterested,"heexplained.
UncleChrishalfrosefromthesettee.Heblinkedtwiceinrapidsuccession.Jillhadneverseenhimsoshakenfromhiscustomary
poise.
"Don'ttellmeyouhavegoneonthestage,Jill!"
"Ihave.I'minthechorus...."
"Ensemble,"correctedMr.Pilkingtonsoftly.
"I'mintheensembleofapiececalled'TheRoseofAmerica.'We'vebeenrehearsingforeversolong."
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UncleChrisdigestedthisinformationinsilenceforamomentHepulledathisshortmoustache.
"Why,ofcourse!"hesaidatlength.Jill,whoknewhimsowell,couldtellbytherestoredringofcheerinessinhistonethathewashimselfagain.Hehaddealtwiththissituationinhismindandwaspreparedtocopewithit.Thesurmisewasconfirmedthenextinstantwhenheroseandstationedhimselfinfrontofthefire.Mr.Pilkingtondetestedsteam-heatandhadscouredthecitytillhehadfoundastudioapartmentwithanopenfireplace.UncleChrisspreadhislegsandexpandedhischest."Ofcourse,"hesaid."Iremembernowthatyoutoldmeinyourletterthatyouwerethinkingofgoingonthestage.Myniece,"explainedUncleChristotheattentiveMr.Pilkington,"cameoverfromEnglandonalaterboat.Iwasnotexpectingherforsomeweeks.Hencemysurpriseatmeetingherhere.Ofcourse.Youtoldmethatyouintendedtogoonthestage,andIstronglyrecommendedyoutobeginatthebottomoftheladderandlearntheground-workthoroughlybeforeyouattemptedhigherflights."
"Oh,thatwasit?"saidMr.Pilkington.Hehadbeenwondering.
"Thereisnofinertraining,"resumedUncleChris,completelyathiseaseoncemore,"thanthechorus.Howmanyofthebest-knownactresses
inAmericabeganinthatway!Dozens.Dozens.IfIweregivingadvicetoanyyounggirlwiththeatricalaspirations,Ishouldsay'Begininthechorus!'Ontheotherhand,"heproceeded,turningtoMr.Pilkington,"IthinkitwouldbejustaswellifyouwouldnotmentionthefactofmyniecebeinginthatpositiontoMrs.WaddesleighPeagrim.Shemightnotunderstand."
"Exactly,"assentedMr.Pilkington.
"Theterm'chorus'...."
"Idislikeitintenselymyself."
"Itsuggests...."
"Precisely."
UncleChrisinflatedhischestagain,wellsatisfied.
"Capital!"hesaid."Well,Ionlydroppedintoremindyou,myboy,thatyouandyourauntarediningwithmeto-night.Iwasafraidabusymanlikeyoumightforget."
"Iwaslookingforwardtoit,"saidMr.Pilkington,charmedatthedescription.
"Youremembertheaddress?NineEastForty-firstStreet.Ihavemoved,youremember."
"SothatwaswhyIcouldn'tfindyouattheotherplace,"saidJill."Themanatthedoorsaidhehadneverheardofyou."
"Stupididiot!"saidUncleChristestily."TheseNewYorkhall-portersarerecruitedentirelyfromhomesforthefeeble-minded.Isupposehewasanewman.Well,Pilkington,myboy,Ishallexpectyouatseveno'clock.Good-byetillthen.Come,Jill."
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"Good-bye,Mr.Pilkington,"saidJill.
"Good-byeforthepresent,MissMariner,"saidMr.Pilkington,bendingdowntotakeherhand.Thetortoise-shellspectaclesshotalastsoftbeamather.
Asthefrontdoorclosedbehindthem,UncleChrisheavedasighofrelief.
"Whew!IthinkIhandledthatlittlecontretempswithdiplomacy!Acertainamountofdiplomacy,Ithink!"
"Ifyoumean,"saidJillseverely,"thatyoutoldsomedisgracefulfibs...."
"Fibs,mydear--orshallwesay,artisticmouldingsoftheunshapelyclayoftruth--arethe...howshallIputit?...Well,anyway,theycomeindashedhandy.ItwouldneverhavedoneforMrs.Peagrimtohavefoundoutthatyouwereinthechorus.Ifshediscoveredthatmyniecewasinthechorus,shewouldinfalliblysuspectmeofbeinganadventurer.Andwhile,"saidUncleChrismeditatively,"ofcourseI _am_,itisnicetohaveone'slittlesecrets.Thegoodladyhashadarooteddistasteforgirlsinthatperfectlyhonourablebutmaligned
professioneversinceourlongyoungfriendbacktherewassuedforbreachofpromisebyamemberofatouringcompanyinhissecondyearatcollege.Weallhaveourprejudices.Thatishers.However,Ithink,wemayrelyonourfriendtosaynothingaboutthematter....Butwhydidyoudoit?Mydearchild,whateverinducedyoutotakesuchastep?"
Jilllaughed.
"That'spracticallywhatMr.Millersaidtomewhenwewererehearsingoneofthedancesthisafternoon,onlyheputitdifferently."Shelinkedherarminhis."WhatelsecouldIdo?IwasaloneinNewYorkwiththeremainsofthattwentydollarsyousentmeandnomorein
sight."
"Butwhydidn'tyoustaydownatBrookportwithyourUncleElmer?"
"HaveyoueverseenmyUncleElmer?"
"No.Curiouslyenough,Ineverhave."
"Ifyouhad,youwouldn'task.Brookport!Ugh!Ileftwhentheytriedtogetmetounderstudythehiredman,whohadresigned."
"What!"
"Yes,theygottiredofsupportingmeinthestatetowhichIwasaccustomed--Idon'tblamethem!--sotheybegantofindwaysofmakingmeusefulaboutthehome.Ididn'tmindreadingtoAuntJulia,andIcouldjuststandtakingTibbyforwalks.But,whenitcametoshovelingsnow,Isoftlyandsilentlyvanishedaway."
"ButIcan'tunderstandallthis.Isuggestedtoyouruncle--diplomatically--thatyouhadlargeprivatemeans."
"Iknowyoudid.Andhespentallhistimeshowingmeoverhousesand
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tellingmeIcouldhavethemforahundredthousanddollarscashdown."Jillbubbled."YoushouldhaveseenhisfacewhenItoldhimthattwentydollarswasallIhadintheworld!"
"Youdidn'ttellhimthat!"
"Idid."
UncleChrisshookhishead,likeanindulgentfatherdisappointedinafavouritechild.
"You'readeargirl,Jill,butreallyyoudoseemtotallylackingin...howshallIputit?--finesse.Yourmotherwasjustthesame.Asweetwoman,butwithnodiplomacy,nonotionof_handling_asituation.Irememberherasachildgivingmeawayhopelesslyononeoccasionafterwehadbeenatthejam-cupboard.Shedidnotmeananyharm,butshewasconstitutionallyincapableofatactfulnegativeattherighttime."UncleChrisbroodedforamomentonthepast."Oh,well,it'saveryfinetrait,nodoubt,thoughinconvenient.Idon'tblameyouforleavingBrookportifyouweren'thappythere.ButIwishyouhadconsultedmebeforegoingonthestage."
"ShallIstrikethisman?"askedJilloftheworldatlarge."HowcouldIconsultyou?Mydarling,preciousuncle,don'tyourealize
thatyouhadvanishedintothinair,leavingmepenniless?Ihadtodosomething.And,nowthatweareonthesubject,perhapsyouwillexplainyourmovements.WhydidyouwritetomefromthatplaceonFifty-seventhStreetifyouweren'tthere?"
UncleChrisclearedhisthroat.
"Inasense...whenIwrote...I_was_there."
"Isupposethatmeanssomething,butit'sbeyondme.I'mnotnearlyasintelligentasyouthink,UncleChris,soyou'llhavetoexplain."
"Well,itwasthisway,mydear.Iwasinapeculiarpositionyoumust
remember.Ihadmadeanumberofwealthyfriendsontheboatanditispossiblethat--unwittingly--IgavethemtheimpressionthatIwasascomfortablyoffasthemselves.Atanyrate,thatistheimpressiontheygathered,andithardlyseemedexpedienttocorrectit.Foritisadeplorabletraitinthecharacterofthemajorityofrichpeoplethattheyonly--er--expand--theyonlyshowthebestandmostcompanionablesideofthemselvestothosewhomtheyimaginetobeaswealthyastheyare.Well,ofcourse,whileonewasontheboat,thefactthatIwassailingunderwhatapuristmighthavetermedfalsecoloursdidnotmatter.Theproblemwashowtokeepupthe--er--innocentdeceptionafterwehadreachedNewYork.AwomanlikeMrs.WaddesleighPeagrim--aghastlycreature,mydear,allfrontteethandexuberance,butricherthantheSub-Treasury--looksaskanceataman,howeveragreeable,ifheendeavourstocementa
friendshipbegunonboardshipfromacheapboarding-houseonAmsterdamAvenue.ItwasimperativethatIshouldfindsomethinginthenatureofwhatImightcallasuitablebaseofoperations.Fortuneplayedintomyhands.OneofthefirstmenImetinNewYorkwasanoldsoldier-servantofmine,towhomIhadbeenabletodosomekindnessesintheolddays.Infact--itshowshowbreadcastuponthewatersreturnstousaftermanydays--itwaswiththeassistanceofasmallloanfrommethathewasenabledtoemigratetoAmerica.Well,Imetthisman,and,afterashortconversation,herevealedthefactthathewasthehall-porteratthatapartment-housewhichyouvisited,theoneonFifty-SeventhStreet.At
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thistimeoftheyear,Iknew,manywealthypeoplegosouth,toFloridaandtheCarolinas,anditoccurredtomethattheremightbeavacantapartmentinhisbuilding.Therewas.Itookit."
"Buthowonearthcouldyouaffordtopayforanapartmentinaplacelikethat?"
UncleChriscoughed.
"Ididn'tsayIpaidforit.IsaidItookit.Thatis,asonemightsay,thepointofmystory.Myoldfriend,gratefulforfavoursreceivedandwishingtodomeagoodturn,consentedtobecomemyaccompliceinanother--er--innocentdeception.Igavemyfriendstheaddressandtelephonenumberoftheapartment-house,livingthewhilemyselfinsurroundingsofasomewhathumblerandlessexpensivecharacter.Icalledeverymorningforletters.Ifanybodyrangmeuponthetelephone,theadmirablemanansweredinthecapacityofmyservant,tookamessage,andrelayeditontomeatmyboarding-house.Ifanybodycalled,hemerelysaidthatIwasout.Therewasn'taflawinthewholescheme,mydear,anditschiefmeritwasitsbeautifulsimplicity."
"Thenwhatmadeyougiveitup?Conscience?"
"Consciencenevermademegiveup_anything_,"saidUncleChrisfirmly."No,therewereahundredchancestooneagainstanythinggoingwrong,anditwasthehundredththathappened.WhenyouhavebeeninNewYorklonger,youwillrealizethatonepeculiarityoftheplaceisthattheworking-classesareinaconstantstateofflux.OnMondayyoumeetaplumber.Ah!yousay,aplumber!Capital!OnthefollowingThursdayyoumeethimagain,andheisacar-conductor.Nextweekhewillbesquirtingsodainadrug-store.It'sthefaultofthesedashedmagazines,withtheiradvertisementsofcorrespondencecourses--AreYouEarningAllYouShould?--WriteToUsandLearnChicken-FarmingByMail....Itputswrongideasintothefellows'heads.Itunsettlesthem.Itwassointhiscase.Everythingwasgoingswimmingly,whenmymansuddenlyconceivedtheideathatdestinyhad
intendedhimforachauffeur-gardener,andhethrewuphisposition!"
"Leavingyouhomeless!"
"Asyousay,homeless--temporarily.But,fortunately--Ihavebeenamazinglyluckyallthrough;itreallydoesseemasifyoucannotkeepagoodmandown--fortunatelymyfriendhadafriendwhowasjanitorataplaceonEastForty-firstStreet,andbyamiracleoflucktheonlyapartmentinthebuildingwasempty.Itisanoffice-building,but,likesomeoftheseplaces,ithasonesmallbachelor'sapartmentonthetopfloor."
"Andyouarethesmallbachelor?"
"Precisely.Myfriendexplainedmatterstohisfriend--afewfinancialdetailsweresatisfactorilyarranged--andhereIam,perfectlyhappywiththecosiestlittleplaceintheworld,rentfree.IamevenbetteroffthanIwasbefore,asamatteroffact,formynewally'swifeisanexcellentcook,andIhavebeenenabledtogiveoneortwoverypleasantdinnersatmynewhome.Itlendsverisimilitudetothethingifyoucanentertainalittle.Ifyouareneverinwhenpeoplecall,theybegintowonder.IamgivingdinnertoyourfriendPilkingtonandMrs.Peagrimthereto-night.Homey,delightful,and
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infinitelycheaperthanarestaurant."
"Andwhatwillyoudowhentherealowneroftheplacewalksininthemiddleofdinner?"
"Outofthequestion.ThejanitorinformsmethatheleftforEnglandsomeweeksago,intendingtomakeastayofseveralmonths."
"Well,youcertainlythinkofeverything."
"WhateversuccessImayhaveachieved,"repliedUncleChris,withthedignityofaCaptainofIndustryconfidinginaninterviewer,"Iattributetoalwaysthinkingofeverything."
Jillgurgledwithlaughter.Therewasthataboutherunclewhichalwaysactedonhermoralsenselikeanopiate,lullingittosleepandpreventingitfromrisingupandbecomingcritical.Ifhehadstolenawatchandchain,hewouldsomehowhavesucceededinconvincingherthathehadactedforthebestunderthedictatesofabenevolentaltruism.
"Whatsuccess_have_youachieved?"sheasked,interested."Whenyouleftme,youwereonyourwaytofindafortune.Didyoufindit?"
"Ihavenotactuallyplacedmyhandsonityet,"admittedUncleChris."Butitishoveringintheairallroundme.Icanhearthebeatingofthewingsofthedollar-billsastheyfluttertoandfro,almostwithinreach.SoonerorlaterIshallgrabthem.Ineverforget,mydear,thatIhaveataskbeforeme--torestoretoyouthemoneyofwhichIdeprivedyou.Someday--besure--Ishalldoit.Somedayyouwillreceivealetterfromme,containingalargesum--fivethousand--tenthousand--twentythousand--whateveritmaybe,withthesimplewords'FirstInstalment.'"Herepeatedthephrase,asifitpleasedhim."FirstInstalment!"
Jillhuggedhisarm.Shewasinthemoodinwhichsheusedtolistentohimagesagotellingherfairystories.
"Goon!"shecried."Goon!It'swonderful!OnceuponatimeUncleChriswaswalkingalongFifthAvenue,whenhehappenedtomeetapooroldwomangatheringsticksforfirewood.Shelookedsooldandtiredthathewassorryforher,sohegavehertencentswhichhehadborrowedfromthejanitor,andsuddenlysheturnedintoabeautifulgirlandsaid'Iamafairy!InreturnforyourkindnessIgrantyouthreewishes!'AndUncleChristhoughtforamoment,andsaid,'IwanttwentythousanddollarstosendtoJill!'Andthefairysaid,'Itshallbeattendedto.Andthenextarticle?'"
"Itisallverywelltojoke,"protestedUncleChris,painedbythisflippancy,"butletmetellyouthatIshallnotrequiremagic
assistancetobecomearichman.DoyourealizethatathouseslikeMrs.WaddesleighPeagrim'sIammeetingmenallthetimewhohaveonlytosayonelittlewordtomakemeamillionaire?Theyarefat,greymenwithfishyeyesandlargewaistcoats,andtheysitsmokingcigarsandbroodingonwhattheyaregoingtodotothemarketnextday.IfIwereamind-readerIcouldhavemadeadozenfortunesbynow.Isatoppositethatoldpirate,BruceBishop,foroveranhourtheverydaybeforeheandhisgangsentConsolidatedPea-Nutsdowntwentypoints!IfIhadknownwhatwasinthewind,IdoubtifIcouldhaverestrainedmyselffromchokinghisintentionsoutofthefellow.Well,
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whatIamtryingtopointoutisthatoneofthesedaysoneoftheseoldoysterswillhaveafleetingmomentofhumanpityanddisgorgesometiponwhichIcanact.ItisthatreflectionthatkeepsmesoconstantlyatMrs.Peagrim'shouse."UncleChrisshiveredslightly."Afearsomewoman,mydear!Weighsahundredandeightypoundsandasskittishasayounglambinspringtime!Shemakesmedancewithher!"UncleChris'lipsquiveredinaspasmofpain,andhewassilentforamoment."ThankHeavenIwasonceafootballer!"hesaidreverently.
"Butwhatdoyouliveon?"askedJill."IknowyouaregoingtobeamillionairenextTuesdayweek,buthowareyougettingalonginthemeantime?"
UncleChriscoughed.
"Well,asregardsactuallivingexpenses,Ihavemanagedbyashrewdbusinessstroketoacquireasmallbutsufficientincome.Iliveinaboarding-house--true--butIcontrivetokeepthewolfawayfromitsdoor--which,bytheby,badlyneedsalickofpaint.HaveyoueverheardofNervino?"
"Idon'tthinkso.Itsoundslikeapatentmedicine."
"It_is_apatentmedicine."UncleChrisstoppedandlookedanxiously
ather."Jill,you'relookingpale,mydear."
"AmI?Wehadratheratiringrehearsal."
"Areyousure,"saidUncleChrisseriously,"thatitisonlythat?AreyousurethatyourvitalityhasnotbecomegenerallyloweredbythefiercerushofMetropolitanlife?Areyouawareofthethingsthatcanhappentoyouifyouallowtheredcorpusclesofyourbloodtobecomedevitalised?Ihadafriend...."
"Stop!You'rescaringmetodeath!"
UncleChrisgavehismoustacheasatisfiedtwirl.
"JustwhatImeanttodo,mydear.And,whenIhadscaredyousufficiently--youwouldn'twaitforthestoryofmyconsumptivefriend.Pity!It'soneofmybest!--IshouldhavementionedthatIhadbeenhavingmuchthesametroublemyselfuntillately,buttheotherdayIhappenedtotryNervino,thegreatspecific....Iwasgivingyouanillustrationofmyselfinaction,mydear.IwenttotheseNervinopeople--happenedtoseeoneoftheirpostersandgottheideainaflash--Iwenttothemandsaid,'HereamI,apresentablemanofpersuasivemannersandalargeacquaintanceamongtheleadersofNewYorkSociety.WhatwoulditbeworthtoyoutohavemehintfromtimetotimeatdinnerpartiesandsoforththatNervinoistherichman'spanacea?'Iputthethinglucidlytothem.Isaid,'Nodoubtyouhave
athousandagentsinthecity,buthaveyouonewhodoesnotlooklikeanagentandwon'ttalklikeanagent?Haveyouonewhoisinsidethehousesofthewealthy,attheirverydinner-tables,insteadofbeingonthefrontstep,tryingtoholdthedooropenwithhisfoot?Thatisthepointyouhavetoconsider.'Theysawtheideaatonce.Wearrangedterms--notasgenerousasIcouldwish,perhaps,butquiteample.Ireceiveatolerablysatisfactorysalaryeachweek,andinreturnIspreadthegoodwordaboutNervinointhegildedpalacesoftherich.Thosearethepeopletogofor,Jill.Theyhavebeensobusywrenchingmoneyawayfromthewidowandtheorphanthatthey
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haven'thadtimetolookaftertheirhealth.Youcatchoneofthemafterdinner,justasheiswonderingifhewasreallywiseintakingtwohelpingsofthelobsterNewburg,andheisclayinyourhands.IdrawmychairuptohisandbecomesympatheticandsaythatIhadpreciselythesametroublemyselfuntilrecently,andmentionadearoldfriendofminewhodiedofindigestion,andgraduallyleadtheconversationroundtoNervino.Idon'tforceitonthem.Idon'tevenaskthem,totryit.Imerelypointtomyself,rosywithhealth,andsaythatIoweeverythingtoit,andthethingisdone.Theythankmeprofuselyandscribblethenamedownontheirshirt-cuffs.Andthereyouare!Idon'tsuppose,"saidUncleChrisphilosophically,"thatthestuffcandothemanyactualharm."
TheyhadcometothecornerofForty-firstStreet.UncleChrisfeltinhispocketandproducedakey.
"Ifyouwanttogoandtakealookatmylittlenest,youcanletyourselfin.It'sonthetwenty-secondfloor.Don'tfailtogooutontheroofandlookattheview.It'sworthseeing.Itwillgiveyousomeideaofthesizeofthecity.Awonderful,amazingcity,mydear,fullofpeoplewhoneedNervino.Ishallgoonanddropinattheclubforhalfanhour.Theyhavegivenmeafortnight'scardattheAvenue.Capitalplace.Here'sthekey."
JillturneddownForty-firstStreet,andcametoamammothstructureofsteelandstonewhichdwarfedthemodestbrownhousesbesideitintonothingness.Itwascurioustothinkofaprivateflatnestlingonthesummitofthismountain.Shewentin,andtheliftshothergiddilyupwardstothetwenty-secondfloor.Shefoundherselffacingashortflightofstonesteps,endinginadoor.Shemountedthesteps,triedthekey,and,turningit,enteredahall-way.Proceedingdownthepassage,shereachedasitting-room.
Itwasasmallroom,butfurnishedwithasolidcomfortwhichsoothedher.ForthefirsttimesinceshehadarrivedinNewYork,shehadthesenseofbeingmilesawayfromthenoiseandbustleofthecity.Therewasacompleteandrestfulsilence.Shewasaloneinanestofbooks
anddeepchairs,onwhichalargegrandfather-clocklookeddownwiththatwide-facedbenevolencepeculiartoitskind.Sopeacefulwasthiseyrie,perchedhighupabovetheclamourandrattleofcivilization,thateverynerveinherbodyseemedtorelaxinadeliciouscontent.ItwaslikebeinginPeterPan'shouseinthetree-tops.
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Jillpossessedinanunusualdegreethatinstinctforexplorationwhichisimplantedinmostofus.Shewasfranklyinquisitive,andcouldneverbetwominutesinastrangeroomwithoutmakingatourof
itandexaminingitsbooks,pictures,andphotographs.Almostatonceshebegantoprowl.
Themantelpiecewasherfirstobjective.Shealwaysmadeforotherpeople'smantelpieces,forthere,morethananywhereelse,isthecharacterofaproprietorrevealed.Thismantelpiecewassprinkledwithphotographs,large,small,framedandunframed.Inthecentreofit,standingallaloneandlookingcuriouslyoutofplaceamongitslargeneighbours,wasalittlesnapshot.
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Itwasdarkbythemantelpiece.Jilltookthephotographtothewindow,wherethefadinglightcouldfallonit.Why,shecouldnothavesaid,butthethinginterestedher.Therewasmysteryaboutit.Itseemedinitselfsoinsignificanttohavetheplaceofhonour.
Thesnapshothadevidentlybeentakenbyanamateur,butitwasoneofthoseluckysuccesseswhichhappenatrareintervalstoamateurphotographerstoencouragethemtoproceedwiththeirhobby.Itshowedasmallgirlinawhitedresscutshortaboveslim,blacklegs,standingintheporchofanoldhouse,onehandswingingasun-bonnet,theotherpattinganIrishterrierwhichhadplanteditsfrontpawsagainstherwaistandwaslookingupintoherfacewiththatgravemelancholycharacteristicofIrishterriers.Thesunlightwasevidentlystrong,forthechild'sfacewaspuckeredinatwistedthoughengaginggrin.Jill'sfirstthoughtwas"Whatajollykid!"Andthen,withaleapingoftheheartthatseemedtosendsomethingbigandchokingintoherthroat,shesawthatitwasaphotographofherself.
Withaswoopingboundmemoryracedbackovertheyears.Shecouldfeelthehotsunonherface,heartheanxiousvoiceofFreddieRooke--thenfourteenandforthefirsttimetheownerofacamera--imploringhertostandjustlikethatbecausehewouldn'tbehalfaminuteonlysomerottenthinghadstuckorsomething.Thenthesharpclick,the
doubtfulassuranceofFreddiethathethoughtitwasallrightifhehadn'tforgottentoshiftthefilm(inwhichcaseshemightexpecttoappearincombinationwithacowwhichhehadsnappedonhiswaytothehouse),andtherelieveddisappearanceofPat,theterrier,whodidn'tunderstandphotography.Howmanyyearsagohadthatbeen?Shecouldnotremember.ButFreddiehadgrowntolong-leggedmanhood,shetoanageofdiscretionandfull-lengthfrocks,Pathaddied,theoldhousewasinhabitedbystrangers...andherewasthesilentrecordofthatsun-litafternoon,threethousandmilesawayfromtheEnglishgardeninwhichithadcomeintoexistence.
Theshadowsdeepened.Thetopofthegreatbuildingswayedgently,causingthependulumofthegrandfather-clocktoknockagainstthe
sidesofitswoodencase.Jillstarted.Thenoise,comingafterthedeadsilence,frightenedhertillsherealizedwhatitwas.Shehadanervousfeelingofnotbeingalone.Itwasasiftheshadowsheldgoblinsthatpeeredoutattheintruder.Shedartedtothemantelpieceandreplacedthephotograph.Shefeltlikesomeheroineofafairy-storymeddlingwiththecontentsofthegiant'scastle.Soontherewouldcomethesoundofagreatfootstepthud--thud....
_Thud._
Jill'sheartgaveanotherleap.Shewasperfectlysureshehadheardasound.Ithadbeenjustlikethebangingofadoor.Shebracedherself,listening,everymuscletense.Andthen,cleavingthe
stillness,cameavoicefromdownthepassage--
"JustseethemPullmanporters,DolledupwithscentedwatersBoughtwiththeirdimesandquarters!See,heretheycome!Heretheycome!"
ForaninstantJillcouldnothavesaidwhethershewasrelievedormorefrightenedthanever.True,thatnumbingsenseoftheuncannyhadceasedtogripher,forReasontoldherthatspectresdonotsing
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rag-timesongs.Ontheotherhand,ownersofapartmentsdo,andshewouldalmostasreadilyhavefacedaspectreastheownerofthisapartment.Dizzily,shewonderedhowintheworldshewastoexplainherpresence.Supposeheturnedouttobesomeawful-cholericpersonwhowouldlistentonoexplanations.
"Oh,seethosestarched-upcollars!Harkhowtheircaptainhollers'Keeptime!Keeptime!'It'sworthathousanddollarsToseethosetip-collectors...."
Verynearnow.Almostatthedoor.
"Thoseupper-berthinspectors,ThosePullmanportersonparade!"
Adim,shapelessfigureintheblackofthedoorway.Thescrabblingoffingersonthewall.
"Whereareyou,dammit?"saidthevoice,apparentlyaddressingtheelectric-lightswitch.
Jillshrankback,desperatefingerspressingdeepintothebackofan
arm-chair.Lightflashedfromthewallatherside.Andthere,inthedoorway,stoodWallyMasoninhisshirt-sleeves.
CHAPTERXIII
THEAMBASSADORARRIVES
I
Inthesedaysofrapidmovement,whenexistencehasbecomelittlemorethanaseriesofshocksofvaryingintensity,astonishmentistheshortest-livedofalltheemotions.TherewasaninstantinwhichJilllookedatWallyandWallyatJillwiththeeyeoftotalamazement,andthen,almostsimultaneously,eachbegan--theprocesswassubconscious--toregardthismeetingnotasanisolatedandinexplicableevent,butassomethingresultingfromaperfectlylogicalchainofcircumstances.
"Hullo!"saidWally.
"Hullo!"saidJill.
Itwasnotaveryexaltednoteonwhichtopitchtheconversation,butithadthemeritofgivingeachofthemalittlemoretimetocollectthemselves.
"Thisis....Iwasn'texpectingyou!"saidWally.
"Iwasn'texpecting_you_!"saidJill.
Therewasanotherpause,inwhichWally,apparentlyexaminingherlastwordsandturningthemoverinhismind,foundthattheydidnot
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squarewithhispreconceivedtheories.
"Youweren'texpectingme?"
"Icertainlywasnot!"
"But...butyouknewIlivedhere?"
Jillshookherhead.Wallyreflectedforaninstant,andthenputhisfinger,withahappyinspiration,ontheveryheartofthemystery.
"Thenhowonearthdidyougethere?"
Hewasgladhehadaskedthat.Thesenseofunrealitywhichhadcometohiminthefirststartlingmomentofseeingherandvanishedundertheinfluenceoflogichadreturnedasstrongasever.Ifshedidnotknowhelivedinthisplace,howinthenameofeverythinguncannyhadshefoundherwayhere?Amomentarywonderastowhetherallthiswasnotmixedupwithtelepathyandmentalsuggestionandallthatsortofthingcametohim.CertainlyhehadbeenthinkingofherallthetimesincetheirpartingattheSavoyHotelthatnightthreeweeksandmoreback....No,thatwasabsurd.Theremustbesomesounderreasonforherpresence.Hewaitedforhertogiveit.
Jillforthemomentfeltphysicallyincapableofgivingit.Sheshrankfromtheinterminableexplanationwhichconfrontedherasawearytravellershrinksfromadusty,far-stretchingdesert.Shesimplycouldnotgointoallthatnow.Sosheansweredwithaquestion.
"WhendidyoulandinNewYork?"
"Thisafternoon.Weweresupposedtodockthismorning,buttheboatwaslate."Wallyperceivedthathewasbeingpushedawayfromthemainpoint,andjostledhiswaybacktoit."Butwhatareyoudoinghere?"
"It'ssuchalongstory."
Hervoicewasplaintive.RemorsesmoteWally.Itoccurredtohimthathehadnotbeensufficientlysympathetic.Notawordhadhesaidonthesubjectofherchangeoffortunes.Hehadjuststoodandgapedandaskedquestions.Afterall,whatthedevildiditmatterhowshecametobehere?HehadanticipatedalongandtedioussearchforherthroughthelabyrinthofNewYork,andhereFatehadbroughthertohisverydoor,andallhecoulddowastoaskwhy,insteadofbeingthankful.Heperceivedthathewasnotmuchofafellow.
"Nevermind,"hesaid."Youcantellmewhenyoufeellikeit."Helookedathereagerly.Timeseemedtohavewipedawaythatlittlemisunderstandingundertheburdenofwhichtheyhadparted."It'stoowonderfulfindingyoulikethis!"Hehesitated."Iheard
about--everything,"hesaidawkwardly.
"My--"Jillhesitatedtoo."Mysmash?"
"Yes.FreddieRooketoldme.Iwasterriblysorry."
"Thankyou,"saidJill.
Therewasapause.Theywereboththinkingofthatotherdisasterwhichhadhappened.ThepresenceofDerekUnderhillseemedtostand
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likeanunseenphantombetweenthem.FinallyWallyspokeatrandom,choosingthefirstwordsthatcameintohisheadinhisdesiretobreakthesilence.
"Jollyplace,this,isn'tit?"
Jillperceivedthatanopeningforthosetediousexplanationshadbeengrantedher.
"UncleChristhinksso,"shesaiddemurely.
Wallylookedpuzzled.
"UncleChris?Oh,youruncle?"
"Yes."
"But--hehasneverbeenhere."
"Oh,yes.He'sgivingadinner-partyhereto-night!"
"He's...whatdidyousay?"
"It'sallright.Ionlybeganattheendofthestoryinsteadofthe
beginning.I'lltellyouthewholething.Andthen...thenIsupposeyouwillbeterriblyangryandmakeafuss."
"I'mnotmuchofalad,asFreddieRookewouldsay,formakingfusses.AndIcan'timaginebeingterriblyangrywithyou."
"Well,I'llriskit.Though,ifIwasn'tabravegirl,IshouldleaveUncleChristoexplainforhimselfandsimplyrunaway."
"Anythingisbetterthanthat.It'samiraclemeetingyoulikethis,andIdon'twanttobedeprivedofthefruitsofit.Tellmeanything,butdon'tgo."
"You'llbefurious."
"Notwithyou."
"Ishouldhopenotwithme.I'vedonenothing.Iamtheinnocentheroine.ButI'mafraidyouwillbeveryangrywithUncleChris."
"Ifhe'syouruncle,thatpasseshim.Besides,heoncelickedthestuffingoutofmewithawhangee.Thatformsabond.Tellmeall."
Jillconsidered.Shehadpromisedtobeginatthebeginning,butitwasdifficulttoknowwhatwasthebeginning.
"HaveyoueverheardofCaptainKidd?"sheaskedatlength.
"You'rewanderingfromthepoint,aren'tyou?"
"No,I'mnot._Have_youheardofCaptainKidd?"
"Thepirate?Ofcourse."
"Well,UncleChrisishisdirectlinealdescendant.Thatreallyexplainsthewholething."
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Wallylookedatherenquiringly.
"Couldyoumakeitalittleeasier?"hesaid.
"Icantellyoueverythinginhalfadozenwords,ifyoulike.Butitwillsoundawfullyabrupt."
"Goahead."
"UncleChrishasstolenyourapartment."
Wallynoddedslowly.
"Isee.Stolenmyapartment."
"Ofcourseyoucan'tpossiblyunderstand.Ishallhavetotellyouthewholething,afterall."
WallylistenedwithflatteringattentionasshebegantheepicofMajorChristopherSelby'sdoingsinNewYork.Whateverhisemotions,hecertainlywasnotbored.
"Sothat'showitallhappened,"concludedJill.
ForamomentWallysaidnothing.Heseemedtobedigestingwhathehadheard.
"Isee,"hesaidatlast."It'savariantofthoseadvertisementstheyprintinthemagazines.'Whypayrent?Ownsomebodyelse'shome!'"
"That_does_rathersumitup,"saidJill.
Wallyburstintoaroaroflaughter.
"He'sacorker!"
Jillwasimmenselyrelieved.Forallhercourageousbearing,shehadnotrelishedthetaskofbreakingthenewstoWally.Sheknewthathehadasenseofhumour,butamanmayhaveasenseofhumourandyetnotseeanythingamusinginhavinghishomestoleninhisabsence.
"I'msogladyou'renotangry."
"Ofcoursenot."
"Mostmenwouldbe."
"Mostmenarechumps."
"It'ssowonderfulthatithappenedtobeyou.Supposeithadbeenanutterstranger!WhatcouldIhavedone?"
"Itwouldhavebeenthesamething.Youwouldhavewonhimoverintwominutes.Nobodycouldresistyou."
"That'sverysweetofyou."
"Ican'thelptellingthetruth.Washingtonwasjustthesame."
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"Thenyoudon'tmindUncleChrisgivinghisdinner-partyhereto-night?"
"Hehasmyblessing."
"Youreallyareanangel,"saidJillgratefully."Fromwhathesaid,Ithinkhelooksonitasratheranimportantfunction.Hehasinvitedaveryrichwoman,whohasbeenshowinghimalotofhospitality--aMrs.Peagrim...."
"Mrs.WaddesleighPeagrim?"
"Yes?Why,doyouknowher?"
"Quitewell.ShegoesinagooddealforbeingBohemianandknowingpeoplewhowriteandpaintandactandsoon.Thatremindsme.IgaveFreddieRookealetterofintroductiontoher."
"FreddieRooke!"
"Yes.Hesuddenlymadeuphismindtocomeover.Hecametomeforadviceaboutthejourney.HesailedacoupleofdaysbeforeIdid.Isupposehe'ssomewhereinNewYorkbynow,unlesshewasgoingontoFlorida.Hedidn'ttellmewhathisplanswere."
Jillwasconsciousofasuddendepression.MuchasshelikedFreddie,hebelongedtoachapterinherlifewhichwasclosedandwhichshewastryingherhardesttoforget.ItwasimpossibletothinkofFreddiewithoutthinkingofDerek,andtothinkofDerekwasliketouchinganexposednerve.ThenewsthatFreddiewasinNewYorkshockedher.NewYorkhadalreadyshownitselfacityofchanceencounters.CouldsheavoidmeetingFreddie?
SheknewFreddiesowell.Therewasnotadearerorabetter-heartedyouthintheworld,buthehadnotthatfinesensibilitywhichpilotsamanthroughtheawkwardnessesoflife.Hewasablunderer.Instincttoldherthat,ifshemetFreddie,hewouldtalkofDerek,and,if
thinkingofDerekwastouchinganexposednerve,talkingofhimwouldbelikepressingonthatnervewithaheavyhand.Sheshivered.
Wallywasobservant.
"There'snoneedtomeethimifyoudon'twantto,"hesaid.
"No,"saidJilldoubtfully.
"NewYork'salargeplace.Bytheway,"hewenton,"toreturnoncemoretotheinterestingsubjectofmylodger,doesyourunclesleephereatnights,doyouknow?"
Jilllookedathimgratefully.Hewasnoblunderer.HerdesiretoavoidFreddieRookewas,hegavehertacitlytounderstand,herbusiness,andhedidnotproposetointrudeonit.Shelikedhimfordismissingthesubjectsoeasily.
"No,Ithinkhetoldmehedoesn't."
"Well,that'ssomething,isn'tit!Icallthatdarnedniceofhim!IwonderifIcoulddropbackheresomewhereabouteleveno'clock.Arethefestivitieslikelytobeoverbythen?IfIknowMrs.Peagrim,she
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willinsistongoingofftooneofthehotelstodancedirectlyafterdinner.She'saconfirmedtrotter."
"Idon'tknowhowtoapologize,"beganJillremorsefully.
"Pleasedon't.It'sabsolutelyallright."Hiseyewanderedtothemantelpiece,asithaddoneonceortwiceduringtheconversation.InherhurryJillhadreplacedthesnapshotwithitsbacktotheroom,andWallyhadthefidgetyairofamanwhosemostcherishedpossessionismaltreated.Hegotupnowand,walkingacross,turnedthephotographround.Hestoodforamoment,lookingatit.Jillhadforgottenthesnapshot.Curiosityreturnedtoher.
"Where_did_yougetthat?"sheasked.
Wallyturned.
"Oh,didyouseethis?"
"Iwaslookingatitjustbeforeyounearlyfrightenedmetodeathbyappearingsounexpectedly."
"FreddieRookesoldittomefourteenyearsago."
"Fourteenyearsago?"
"NextJuly,"addedWally."Igavehimfiveshillingsforit."
"Fiveshillings!Thelittlebrute!"criedJillindignantly."Itmusthavebeenallthemoneyyouhadintheworld!"
"Atriflemore,asamatteroffact.AllthemoneyIhadintheworldwasthree-and-six.ButbyamercifuldispensationofProvidencethecuratehadcalledthatmorningandleftamoney-boxforsubscriptionstothevillageorgan-fund....It'swonderfulwhatyoucandowithaturnforcrimeandthesmallbladeofapocket-knife!Idon'tthinkIhaveevermademoneyquicker!"Helookedatthephotographagain."Not
thatitseemedquickatthemoment.IdiedatleastadozenagonizingdeathsinthefewminutesIwasoperating.Haveyouevernoticedhowslowlytimegoeswhenyouarecoaxingashillingandasixpenceoutofsomebody'smoney-box?Centuries!ButIwasforgetting.Ofcourseyou'vehadnoexperience."
"Youpoorthing!"
"Itwasworthit."
"Andyou'vehaditeversince!"
"Iwouldn'tpartwithitforallMrs.WaddesleighPeagrim'smillions,"
saidWallywithsuddenandstartlingvehemence,"ifsheofferedmethem."Hepaused."Shehasn't,asamatteroffact."
Therewasasilence.JilllookedatWallyfurtivelyashereturnedtohisseat.Shewasseeinghimwithneweyes.Itwasasifthistriflingincidenthadremovedsomesortofaveil.Hehadsuddenlybecomemorealive.Foraninstantshehadseenrightintohim,tothehiddendeepsofhissoul.Shefeltshyandembarrassed.
"Patdied,"shesaidatlength.Shefeltthenecessityofsaying
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something.
"IlikedPat."
"Hepickedupsomepoison,poordarling....Howlongagothosedaysseem,don'tthey?"
"Theyarealwaysprettyvividtome.Iwonderwhohasthatoldhouseofyoursnow."
"Iheardtheotherday,"saidJillmoreeasily.Theoddsensationofembarrassmentwaspassing."Somepeoplecalled...whatwasthename?...Debenham,Ithink."
Silencefellagain.Itwasbrokenbythefront-doorbell,likeanalarm-clockthatshattersadream.
Wallygotup.
"Youruncle,"hesaid.
"Youaren'tgoingtoopenthedoor?"
"Thatwasthescheme."
"Buthe'llgetsuchashockwhenheseesyou."
"Hemustlookonitinthelightofrent.Idon'tseewhyIshouldn'thavealittlepassingamusementfromthisbusiness."
Helefttheroom.Jillheardthefrontdooropen.Shewaitedbreathlessly.PityforUncleChrisstruggledwiththesternerfeelingthatitservedhimright.
"Hullo!"sheheardWallysay.
"Hullo-ullo-ullo!"repliedanexuberantvoice."WonderedifI'dfind
youin,andallthatsortofthing.Isay,whatadeuceofawayupitishere.Sortofgetachappieintotrainingforgoingtoheaven,what?Imean,what?"
Jilllookedaboutherlikeatrappedanimal.Itwasabsurd,shefelt,buteverynerveinherbodycriedoutagainsttheprospectofmeetingFreddie.Hisveryvoicehadopenedoldwoundsandsetthemthrobbing.
Shelistenedinthedoorway.Outofsightdownthepassage,Freddieseemedbythesoundstoberemovinghisovercoat.ShestoleoutanddartedlikeashadowdownthecorridorthatledtoWally'sbedroom.ThewindowofthebedroomopenedontothewideroofwhichUncleChrishadeulogized.Sheslippednoiselesslyout,closingthewindowbehind
her.
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"Isay,Mason,oldtop,"saidFreddie,enteringthesitting-room,"Ihopeyoudon'tmindmybarginginlikethis,butthefactisthingsareabitthick.I'mdashedworried,andIdidn'tknowanothersoulIcouldtalkitoverwith.Asamatteroffact,Iwasn'tsureyouwereinNewYorkatall,butIrememberedhearingyousayinLondonthat
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"Isay,ifyouhavecomeoverasanambassadorwiththeideaofreopeningnegotiationswithJillonbehalfofthatinfernalswine...."
"Oldman!"protestedFreddie,pained."Palofmine,youknow."
"Ifheis,afterwhat'shappened,yourmentalprocessesarebeyondme."
"Mywhat,oldson?"
"Yourmentalprocesses."
"Oh,ah!"saidFreddie,learningforthefirsttimethathehadany.
Wallylookedathimintently.Therewasacuriousexpressiononhisrough-hewnface.
"Ican'tunderstandyou,Freddie.IfevertherewasafellowwhomighthavebeenexpectedtotaketheonlypossibleviewofUnderhill'sbehaviourinthisbusiness,Ishouldhavesaiditwasyou.You'reapublic-schoolman.You'vemixedallthetimewithdecentpeople.Youwouldn'tdoanythingthatwasn'tstraightyourselftosaveyourlife.YetitseemstohavemadeabsolutelynodifferenceinyouropinionofthismanUnderhillthathebehavedlikeanuttercadtoagirlwho
wasoneofyourbestfriends.Youseemtoworshiphimjustasmuchasever.AndyouhavetravelledthreethousandmilestobringamessagefromhimtoJill--GoodGod!_Jill_!--totheeffect,asfarasIcanunderstandit,thathehasthoughtitoverandcometotheconclusionthatafterallshemaypossiblybegoodenoughforhim!"
Freddierecoveredtheeye-glasswhichtheraisingofhiseyebrowshadcausedtofall,andpolisheditinacrushedsortofway.Rummy,hereflected,howchappiesstayedthesamealltheirlivesastheywerewhentheywerekids.Nasty,toughsortofchapWallyMasonhadbeenasaboy,andherehewas,apparently,notalteredabit.Atleasttheonlyimprovementhecoulddetectwasthat,whereasintheolddaysWally,wheninanuglymoodlikethis,wouldundoubtedlyhavekicked
him,henowseemedcontentwithmerewords.Allthesame,hewasbeingdashedunpleasant.AndhewasallwrongaboutpoorDerek.Thislastfactheendeavouredtomakeclear.
"Youdon'tunderstand,"hesaid."Youdon'trealize.You'venevermetLadyUnderhill,haveyou?"
"Whathasshegottodowithit?"
"Everything,oldbean,everything.Ifithadn'tbeenforher,therewouldn'thavebeenanytroubleofanydescription,sort,ororder.ButshebargedinandsavagedpooroldDerektillsheabsolutelymadehimbreakofftheengagement."
"Ifyoucallhim'pooroldDerek'again,Freddie,"saidWallyviciously,"I'lldropyououtofthewindowandthrowyourhatafteryou!Ifhe'ssuchagelatine-backbonedwormthathismothercan...."
"Youdon'tknowher,oldthing!She's_the_originalhellhound!"
"Idon'tcarewhat...."
"Mustbeseentobebelieved,"mumbledFreddie.
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"Idon'tcarewhatshe'slike!Anymanwhocould...."
"Onceseen,neverforgotten!"
"Damnyou!Don'tinterrupteverytimeItrytogetawordin!"
"Sorry,oldman!Shan'toccuragain!"
Wallymovedtothewindow,andstoodlookingout.HehadhadmuchmoretosayonthesubjectofDerekUnderhill,butFreddie'sinterruptionshadputitoutofhishead,andhefeltirritatedandbaffled.
"Well,allIcansayis,"heremarkedsavagely,"that,ifyouhavecomeoverhereasanambassadortotryandeffectareconciliationbetweenJillandUnderhill,IhopetoGodyou'llneverfindher."
Freddieemittedaweakcough,likeaveryfar-offasthmaticoldsheep.HewasfindingWallymoreoverpoweringeverymoment.Hehadratherforgottenthedearolddaysofhischildhood,butthisconversationwasbeginningtorefreshhismemory:andhewasrealizingmorevividlywitheverymomentthatpassedhowveryWallyishWallywas--howextraordinarilyliketheWallywhohaddominatedhisgrowingintellectwhentheywerebothinEtonsuits.Freddieinthosedayshadbeenall
forpeace,andhewasallforpeacenow.Hemadehisnextobservationdiffidently.
"I_have_foundher!"
Wallyspunround.
"What!"
"WhenIsaythat,Idon'tabsolutelymeanI'veseenher.ImeanIknowwheresheis.That'swhatIcameroundtoseeyouabout.FeltImusttalkitover,youknow.Thesituationseemstomedashedrottenandnotalittlethick.Thefactis,oldman,she'sgoneonthestage.In
thechorus,youknow.And,Imeantosay,well,ifyoufollowwhatI'mdrivingat,what,what?"
"Inthechorus?"
"Inthechorus!"
"Howdoyouknow?"
Freddiegropedforhiseyeglass,whichhadfallenagain.Heregardeditatriflesternly.Hewasfondofthelittlechap,butitwasalwaysdoingthatsortofthing.Thewholetroublewasthat,ifyouwantedtokeepitinitsplace,yousimplycouldn'tregisteranysortofemotion
withthegoodoldfeatures:and,whenyouwerechattingwithafellowlikeWallyMason,youhadtoberegisteringsomethingallthetime.
"Well,thatwasabitofluck,asamatteroffact.WhenIfirstgothere,youknow,itseemedtometheonlythingtodowastoroundupamerryolddetectiveandputthematterinhishands,liketheydoinstories._You_know.Ringatthebell.'Andthis,ifImistakenot,Watson,ismyclientnow.'Andtheninbreezesclientandspillstheplot.Ifoundasleuthintheclassifiedtelephonedirectory,andtoddledround.Rummychaps,detectives!Evermetany?Ialwaysthought
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theywerelean,hatchet-facedJohnnieswithinscrutablesmiles.ThisonelookedjustlikemyoldUncleTed,theonewhodiedofapoplexy.Jovial,puffy-facedbird,whokeptbobbingupbehindafatcigar.Haveyouevernoticedwhatwhackingbigcigarsthesefellowsoverheresmoke?Rummycountry,America.Yououghttohaveseenthewaythisblightercouldshifthiscigarrightacrosshisfacewithmovinghisjaw-muscles.Likeaflash!Mostremarkablethingyoueversaw,Igiveyoumyhonestword!He...."
"Couldn'tyoukeepyourImpressionsofAmericaforthebookyou'regoingtowrite,andcometothepoint?"saidWallyrudely.
"Sorry,oldchap,"saidFreddiemeekly."Gladyouremindedme.Well....Oh,yes.Wehadgotasfarasthejovialoldhumanbloodhound,hadn'twe?Well,Iputthematterbeforethischappie.ToldhimIwantedtofindagirl,showedhimaphotograph,andsoforth.Isay,"saidFreddie,wanderingoffoncemoreintospeculation,"whyisitthatcoveslikethatalwaystalkofagirlas'thelittlelady'?Thischapkeptsaying'We'llfindthelittleladyforyou!'Oh,well,that'sratherofftherails,isn'tit?ItjustfloatedacrossmymindandIthoughtI'dmentionit.Well,thisblighterpresumablynosedaboutandmadeenquiriesforacoupleofdays,butdidn'teffectanythingthatyoumightcallsubstantial.I'mnotblaminghim,mindyou.Ishouldn'tcaretohaveajoblikethatmyself.Imeantosay,
whenyoucometothinkofwhatafrightfulnumberofgirlsthereareinthisplace,tohaveto...well,asIsay,hedidhisbestbutdidn'tclick;andthenthisevening,justbeforeIcamehere,ImetagirlIhadknowninEngland--shewasinashowoverthere--agirlcalledNellyBryant...."
"NellyBryant?Iknowher."
"Yes?Fancythat!Shewasinathingcalled'FollowtheGirl'inLondon.Didyouseeitbyanychance?Toppingshow!Therewasonescenewherethe...."
"Geton!Geton!Iwroteit."
"Youwroteit?"Freddiebeamedsimple-heartedadmiration."Mydearoldchap,Icongratulateyou!Oneoftheripestandmostall-woolmusicalcomediesI'veeverseen.Iwenttwenty-fourtimes.RummyIdon'trememberspottingthatyouwroteit.Isupposeoneneverlooksatthenamesontheprogramme.Yes,Iwenttwenty-fourtimesThefirsttimeIwentwaswithacoupleofchappiesfrom...."
"Listen,Freddie!"saidWallyfeverishly."OnsomeotheroccasionIshoulddearlylovetohearthestoryofyourlife,butjustnow...."
"Absolutely,oldman.You'reperfectlyright.Well,tocutalongstoryshort,NellyBryanttoldmethatsheandJillwererehearsing
withapiececalled'TheRoseofAmerica.'"
"'TheRoseofAmerica!'"
"Ithinkthatwasthenameofit."
"That'sIkeGoble'sshow.Hecalledmeuponthephoneaboutithalfanhourago.Ipromisedtogoandseearehearsalofitto-morroworthedayafter.AndJill'sinthat?"
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"Yes.Howaboutit?Imean,Idon'tknowmuchaboutthissortofthing,butdoyouthinkit'sthesortofthingJilloughttobedoing?"
Wallywasmovingrestlesslyabouttheroom.Freddie'snewshaddisquietedhim.Mr.Goblehadareputation.
"Iknowalotaboutit,"hereplied,"anditcertainlyisn't."Hescowledatthecarpet."Oh,damneverybody!"
Freddiepausedtoallowhimtoproceed,ifsuchshouldbehiswish,butWallyhadapparentlysaidhissay.Freddiewentontopointoutanaspectofthematterwhichwastroublinghimgreatly.
"I'msurepooroldDerekwouldn'tlikeherbeinginthechorus!"
WallystartedsoviolentlythatforamomentFreddiewasuneasy.
"ImeanUnderhill,"hecorrectedhimselfhastily.
"Freddie,"saidWally,"you'reanawfullygoodchap,butIwishyouwouldexitrapidlynow!Thanksforcomingandtellingme,verygoodofyou.Thiswayout!"
"But,oldman...!"
"Nowwhat?"
"Ithoughtweweregoingtodiscussthisbingeanddecidewhattodoandallthatsortofthing."
"Someothertime.Iwanttothinkaboutit."
"Oh,youwillthinkaboutit?"
"Yes,I'llthinkaboutit."
"Topping!Yousee,you'reabrainysortoffellow,andyou'llprobablyhitsomething."
"Iprobablyshall,ifyoudon'tgo."
"Eh?Oh,ah,yes!"Freddiestruggledintohiscoat.MorethaneverdidtheadultWallyremindhimofthedangerousstriplingofyearsgoneby."Well,cheerio!"
"Sametoyou!"
"You'llletmeknowifyouscareupsomedevilishfruitywheeze,won'tyou?I'mattheBiltmore."
"Verygoodplacetobe.Gotherenow."
"Rightho!Well,toodle-oo!"
"Theelevatorisatthefootofthestairs,"saidWally."Youpressthebellandupitcomes.Youhopinanddownyougo!It'sagreatinvention!Goodnight!"
"Oh,Isay.Onemoment...."
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"Good_night_!"saidWally.
Heclosedthedoor,andrandownthepassage.
"Jill!"hecalled.Heopenedthebedroomwindowandsteppedout."Jill!"
Therewasnoreply.
"Jill!"calledWallyonceagain,butagaintherewasnoanswer.
Wallywalkedtotheparapet,andlookedover.Belowhimthevastnessofthecitystretcheditselfinagreattriangle,itsapextheharbour,itssidesthedullsilveroftheEastandHudsonRivers.Directlybeforehim,crownedwithitswhitelantern,theMetropolitanTowerreareditsgracefulheighttothestars.Andallaround,inthewindowsofthetallbuildingsthatlookedfromthisbastiononwhichhestoodalmostsquat,amillionlightsstaredupathim,theunsleepingeyesofNewYork.ItwasasceneofwhichWally,alwayssensitivetobeauty,nevertired:butto-nightithadlostitsappeal.ApleasantbreezefromtheJerseyshoregreetedhimwithaquickeningwhisperofspringtimeandromance,butitdidnotlifttheheavinessofhisheart.Hefeltdepressedandapprehensive.
CHAPTERXIV
MR.GOBLEMAKESTHEBIGNOISE
I
Spring,whosecomingthebreezehadheraldedtoWallyashesmokedupontheroof,floatedgraciouslyuponNewYorktwomorningslater.
Thecityawoketoadayofblueandgoldandtoasenseofhardtimesoverandgoodtimestocome.InhisapartmentonParkAvenue,MrIsaacGoble,sniffingthegentleairfromthewindowofhisbreakfast-room,returnedtohismealandhis_MorningTelegraph_witharesolvetowalktothetheatreforrehearsal:aresolvewhichhadalsocometoJillandNellyBryant,eatingstewedprunesintheirboarding-houseintheForties.Onthesummitofhissky-scraper,WallyMason,performingSwedishexercisestothedelectationofvariousclerksandstenographersintheupperwindowsofneighbouringbuildings,feltyoungandvigorousandoptimistic,andwentintohisshower-baththinkingofJill.AnditwasofJill,too,thatyoungPilkingtonthought,asheproppedhislongformupagainstthepillowsandsippedhismorningcupoftea.Forthefirsttimeinseveraldaysacertain
moodinesswhichhadaffectedOtisPilkingtonlefthim,andhedreamedhappyday-dreams.
ThegaietyofOtiswasnot,however,entirelyorevenprimarilyduetotheimprovementintheweather.IthaditssourceinaconversationwhichhadtakenplacebetweenhimselfandJill'sUncleChrisonthepreviousnight.Exactlyhowithadcomeabout,Mr.Pilkingtonwasnotentirelyclear,but,somehow,beforehewasfullyawareofwhathewassaying,hehadbeguntopourintoMajorSelby'ssympatheticearsthestoryofhisromance.Encouragedbytheother'skindlyreceptiveness,
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hehadtoldhimall--hisloveforJill,hishopesthatsomedayitmightbereturned,thedifficultiescomplicatingthesituationowingtotheknownprejudicesofMrs.WaddesleighPeagrimconcerninggirlswhoformedthepersonnelofmusicalcomedyensembles.ToalltheseoutpouringsMajorSelbyhadlistenedwithkeenattention,andfinallyhadmadeoneofthoseluminoussuggestions,sosimpleyetsoshrewd,whichemanateonlyfromyourmanoftheworld.ItwasJill'sgirlishambition,itseemedfromMajorSelby'sstatement,tobecomeaforceinthemotion-pictureworld.Themovieswereherobjective.
What,hebrokeofftoask,didPilkingtonthinkoftheidea?
Pilkingtonthoughttheideasplendid.MissMariner,withhercharmandlooks,wouldbewonderfulinthemovies.
Therewas,saidUncleChris,afutureforthegirlinthemovies.
Mr.Pilkingtonagreedcordially.Agreatfutureindeed.
"Observe,"proceededUncleChris,gatheringspeedandexpandinghischestashespreadhislegsbeforethefire,"howitwouldsimplifythewholematterifJillweretobecomeamotion-pictureartistandwinfameandwealthinherprofession.YougotoyourexcellentauntandannouncethatyouareengagedtobemarriedtoJillMariner.There
isamomentarypause.'Not_the_JillMariner?'faltersMrs.Peagrim.'Yes,thefamousMissMariner!'youreply.Well,Iaskyou,myboy,canyouseehermakinganyobjection?Suchathingwouldbeabsurd.No,Icanseenoflawintheprojectwhatsoever."HereUncleChris,ashehadpicturedMrs.Peagrimdoing,pausedforamoment."Ofcourse,therewouldbethepreliminaries."
"Thepreliminaries?"
UncleChris'voicebecameamelodiouscoo.HebeameduponMr.Pilkington.
"Well,thinkforyourself,myboy!Thesethingscannotbedonewithout
money.Idonotproposetoallowmyniecetowastehertimeandherenergyintherankandfileoftheprofession,waitingyearsforachancethatmightnevercome.Thereisplentyofroomatthetop,andthat,inthemotion-pictureprofession,istheplacetostart.IfJillistobecomeamotion-pictureartist,aspecialcompanymustbeformedtopromoteher.Shemustbemadeafeature,astar,fromthebeginning.Whether,"saidUncleChris,smoothingthecreaseofhistrousers,"youwouldwishtotakesharesinthecompanyyourself...."
"Oo...!"
"...isamatter,"proceededUncleChris,ignoringtheinterruption,"foryouyourselftodecide.Possiblyyouhaveotherclaimsonyour
purse.Possiblythismusicalplayofyourshastakenallthecashyouarepreparedtolockup.Possiblyyoumayconsidertheventuretoospeculative.Possibly...thereareahundredreasonswhyyoumaynotwishtojoinus.ButIknowadozenmen--IcangodownWallStreetto-morrowandpickouttwentymen--whowillbegladtoadvancethenecessarycapital.IcanassureyouthatIpersonallyshallnothesitatetorisk--ifonecancallitrisking--anyloosecashwhichImayhavelyingidleatmybanker's."
Herattledtheloosecashwhichhehadlyingidleinhis
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trouser-pocket--fifteencentsinall--andstoppedtoflickapieceoffluffoffhiscoat-sleeve.Mr.Pilkingtonwasthusenabledtoinsertaword.
"Howmuchwouldyouwant?"heenquired.
"That,"saidUncleChrismeditatively,"isalittlehardtosay.Ishouldhavetolookintothemattermorecloselyinordertogiveyoutheexactfigures.Butletussayforthesakeofargumentthatyouputup--whatshallwesay?--ahundredthousand?fiftythousand?...no,wewillbeconservative.Perhapsyouhadbetternotbeginwithmorethantenthousand.Youcanalwaysbuymoreshareslater.Idon'tsupposeIshallbeginwithmorethantenthousandmyself."
"Icouldmanagetenthousandallright."
"Excellent.Wemakeprogress,wemakeprogress.Verywell,then.IgotomyWallStreetfriendsandtellthemaboutthescheme,andsay'Hereistenthousanddollars!Whatisyourcontribution?'Itputstheaffaironabusiness-likebasis,youunderstand.Thenwereallygettowork.Butuseyourownjudgment,myboy,youknow.Useyourownjudgment.Iwouldnotthinkofpersuadingyoutotakesuchastep,ifyoufeltatalldoubtful.Thinkitover.Sleeponit.And,whateveryoudecidetodo,onnoaccountsayawordaboutittoJill.Itwould
becrueltoraiseherhopesuntilwearecertainthatweareinapositiontoenablehertorealizethem.And,ofcourse,notawordtoMrs.Peagrim."
"Ofcourse."
"Verywell,then,myboy,"saidUncleChrisaffably."Iwillleaveyoutoturnthewholethingoverinyourmind.Actentirelyasyouthinkbest.Howisyourinsomnia,bytheway?DidyoutryNervino?Capital!There'snothinglikeit.Itdidwondersfor_me_!Goodnight,goodnight!"
OtisPilkingtonhadbeenturningthethingoverinhismind,withan
intervalforsleep,eversince.Andthemorehethoughtofit,thebettertheschemeappearedtohim.Hewincedalittleatthethoughtofthetenthousanddollars,forhecameofprudentstockandhadbeenbroughtupinhabitsofparsimony,but,afterall,hereflected,themoneywouldbemerelyaloan.Oncethecompanyfounditsfeet,itwouldbereturnedtohimahundred-fold.AndtherewasnodoubtthatthiswouldputacompletelydifferentaspectonhiswooingofJill,asfarasAuntOlivewasconcerned.Why,acousinofhis--youngBrewsterPhilmore--hadmarriedamovie-staronlytwoyearsago,andnobodyhadmadetheslightestobjection.BrewsterwastobeseenwithhisbridefrequentlybeneathMrs.Peagrim'sroof.AgainstthehigherstrataofBohemiaMrs.Peagrimhadnoprejudiceatall.Quitethereverse,infact.Shelikedthesocietyofthosewhosenameswereofteninthe
papersandmuchinthepublicmouth.ItseemedtoOtisPilkington,inshort,thatLovehadfoundaway.Hesippedhisteawithrelish,andwhentheJapanesevaletbroughtinthetoastallburnedononeside,chidedhimwithagentlesweetnesswhich,onemayhope,touchedthelatter'sOrientalheartandinspiredhimwithadesiretoservehisbestofemployersmoreefficiently.
Athalf-pastten,OtisPilkingtonremovedhisdressing-gownandbegantoputonhisclothestovisitthetheatre.Therewasarehearsal-callforthewholecompanyateleven.Ashedressed,hismoodwasassunny
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asthedayitself.
Andtheday,byhalf-pastten,wasassunnyaseverSpringdayhadbeeninacountrywhereSpringcomesearlyanddoesitsbestfromtheverystart.Theblueskybeameddownonahappycity.Toandfrothecitizenrybustled,aglowwiththeperfectionoftheweather.Everywherewasgaietyandgoodcheer,exceptonthestageoftheGothamTheatre,whereanearlyrehearsal,preliminarytothemainevent,hadbeencalledbyJohnsonMillerinordertoironsomeofthekinksoutofthe"MyHeartandI"number,which,withtheassistanceofthemalechorus,theleadingladywastorenderinActOne.
OnthestageoftheGothamgloomreigned--literally,becausethestagewaswideanddeepandwasilluminedonlybyasingleelectriclight;andfiguratively,becausethingsweregoingevenworsethanusualwiththe"MyHeartandI"number,andJohnsonMiller,alwaysofanemotionalandeasilystirredtemperament,hadbeengoadedbytheincompetenceofhismalechorustoastateoffrenzy.AtaboutthemomentwhenOtisPilkingtonshedhisflowereddressing-gownandreachedforhistrousers(theheather-mixturewiththeredtwill),JohnsonMillerwaspacingthegangwaybetweentheorchestrapitandthefirstrowoftheorchestrachairs,wavingonehandandclutchinghiswhitelockswiththeother,hisvoiceraisedthewhileinagonizedprotest.
"Gentlemen,yousillyidiots,"complainedMr.Millerloudly,"you'vehadthreeweekstogetthesemovementsintoyourthickheads,andyouhaven'tdoneadamnthingright!You'reallovertheplace!Youdon'tseemabletoturnwithouttumblingovereachotherlikealotofKeystoneKops!What'sthematterwithyou?You'renotdoingthemovementsIshowedyou;you'redoingsomeyouhaveinventedyourselves,andtheyarerotten!I'venodoubtyouthinkyoucanarrangeanumberbetterthanIcan,butMr.Gobleengagedmetobethedirector,sokindlydoexactlyasItellyou.Don'ttrytouseyourownintelligence,becauseyouhaven'tany.I'mnotblamingyouforit.Itwasn'tyourfaultthatyournursesdroppedyouonyourheadswhenyouwerebabies.Butithandicapsyouwhenyoutrytothink."
Ofthesevengentlemanlymembersofthemaleensemblepresent,sixlookedwoundedbythistirade.Theyhadtheairofgoodmenwrongfullyaccused.TheyappearedtobesilentlycallingonHeaventoseejusticedonebetweenMr.Millerandthemselves.Theseventh,along-leggedyoungmaninfaultlesslyfittingtweedsofEnglishcut,seemed,ontheotherhand,notsomuchhurtasembarrassed.Itwasthisyouthwhonowsteppeddowntothedarkenedfootlightsandspokeinaremorsefulandconscience-strickenmanner.
"Isay!"
Mr.Miller,thatmartyrtodeafness,didnothearthepatheticbleat.
Hehadswungoffatrightanglesandwasmarchinginanoverwroughtwayupthecentralaisleleadingtothebackofthehouse,hisindia-rubberformmovinginconvulsivejerks.Onlywhenhehadturnedandretracedhisstepsdidheperceivethespeakerandpreparetotakehisshareintheconversation.
"What?"heshouted."Can'thearyou!"
"Isay,youknow,it'smyfault,really."
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"What?"
"Imeantosay,youknow...."
"What?Speakup,can'tyou?"
Mr.Saltzburg,whohadbeenseatedatthepiano,absentlyplayingamelodyfromhisunproducedmusicalcomedy,awoketothefactthattheservicesofaninterpreterwereneeded.Heobliginglyleftthemusic-stoolandcrept,crab-like,alongtheledgeofthestage-box.HeplacedhisarmaboutMr.Miller'sshouldersandhislipstoMr.Miller'sleftear,anddrewadeepbreath.
"Hesaysitishisfault!"
Mr.Millernoddedadhesiontothisadmirablesentiment.
"Iknowthey'renotworththeirsalt!"hereplied.
Mr.Saltzburgpatientlytookinafreshstockofbreath.
"Thisyoungmansaysitishisfaultthatthemovementwentwrong!"
"TellhimIonlysignedonthismorning,laddie,"urgedthetweed-clad
youngman.
"Heonlyjoinedthecompanythismorning!"
ThispuzzledMr.Miller.
"Howdoyoumean,warning?"heasked.
Mr.Saltzburg,purpleintheface,madealasteffort.
"Thisyoungmanisnew,"hebellowedcarefully,keepingtowordsofonesyllable."Hedoesnotyetknowthesteps.Hesaysthisishisfirstdayhere,sohedoesnotyetknowthesteps.Whenhehasbeen
heresomemoretimehewillknowthesteps.Butnowhedoesnotknowthesteps."
"Whathemeans,"explainedtheyoungmanintweedshelpfully,"isthatIdon'tknowthesteps."
"Hedoesnotknowthesteps!"roaredMr.Saltzburg.
"Iknowhedoesn'tknowthesteps,"saidMr.Miller."Whydoesn'theknowthesteps?He'shadlongenoughtolearnthem."
"Heisnew!"
"Hugh?"
"New!"
"Oh,new?"
"Yes,new!"
"Whythedevilishenew?"criedMr.Miller,awakingsuddenlytothetruthandfilledwithasenseofoutrage."Whydidn'thejoinwiththe
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restofthecompany?HowcanIputonchorusnumbersifIamsaddledeverydaywithnewpeopletoteach?Whoengagedhim?"
"Whoengagedyou?"enquiredMr.Saltzburgoftheculprit.
"Mr.Pilkington."
"Mr.Pilkington,"shoutedMr.Saltzburg.
"When?"
"When?"
"Lastnight."
"Lastnight."
Mr.Millerwavedhishandsinagestureofdivinedespair,spunround,darteduptheaisle,turned,andboundedback.
"WhatcanIdo?"hewailed."Myhandsaretied!Iamhampered!Iamhandicapped!WeopenintwoweeksandeverydayIfindsomebodynewinthecompanytoupseteverythingIhavedone.IshallgotoMr.Gobleandasktobereleasedfrommycontract.Ishall....Comealong,come
along,comealongnow!"hebrokeoffsuddenly."Whyarewewastingtime?Thewholenumberoncemore.Thewholenumberoncemorefromthebeginning!"
Theyoungmantotteredbacktohisgentlemanlycolleagues,runningafingerinanagitatedmannerroundtheinsideofhiscollar.Hewasnotusedtothissortofthing.Inalargeexperienceofamateurtheatricalshehadneverencounteredanythinglikeit.Inthebreathing-spaceaffordedbythesingingofthefirstverseandrefrainbytheladywhoplayedtheheroineof"TheRoseofAmerica,"hefoundtimetomakeanenquiryoftheartistonhisright.
"Isay!Ishealwayslikethis?"
"Who?Johnny?"
"Thesportsmanwiththehairthatturnedwhiteinasinglenight.Thebarkeronthesky-line.Doesheoftengetthewinduplikethis?"
Hiscolleaguesmiledtolerantly.
"Why,that'snothing!"hereplied."Waittillyouseehimreallycutloose!Thatwasjustagentlewhisper!"
"MyGod!"saidthenewcomer,staringintoableakfuture.
Theleadingladycametotheendofherrefrain,andthegentlemenoftheensemble,whohadbeenhangingaboutup-stage,begantocurvetnimblydowntowardsherinadoubleline;thenewarrival,withaneyeonhisnearestneighbour,endeavouringtocurvetasnimblyastheothers.Aclappingofhandsfromthedarkauditoriumindicated--inappropriately--thathehadfailedtodoso.Mr.Millercouldbeperceived--dimly--withallhisfingersentwinedinhishair.
"Clearthestage!"yelledMr.Miller."Notyou!"heshouted,asthelatestadditiontothecompanybegantodriftoffwiththeothers.
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"Youstay!"
"Me?"
"Yes,you.Ishallhavetoteachyouthestepsbyyourself,orweshallgetnowhere.Goup-stage.Startthemusicagain,Mr.Saltzburg.Now,whentherefrainbegins,comedown.Gracefully!Gracefully!"
Theyoungman,pinkbutdetermined,begantocomedowngracefully.AnditwaswhilehewasthusoccupiedthatJillandNellyBryant,enteringthewingswhichwerebeginningtofillupaseleveno'clockapproached,sawhim.
"Whoeveristhat?"saidNelly.
"Newman,"repliedoneofthechorusgentlemen."Camethismorning."
NellyturnedtoJill.
"HelooksjustlikeMr.Rooke!"sheexclaimed.
"He_is_Mr.Rooke!"saidJill.
"Hecan'tbe!"
"He_is_!"
"Butwhatishedoinghere?"
Jillbitherlip.
"That'sjustwhatI'mgoingtoaskhimmyself,"shesaid.
II
TheopportunityforaprivateconversationwithFreddiedidnotoccur
immediately.Fortenminutesheremainedaloneonthestage,absorbingabusivetuitionfromMr.Miller:andattheendofthatperiodafurthertenminuteswasoccupiedwiththerehearsingofthenumberwiththeleadingladyandtherestofthemalechorus.When,finally,aroarfromthebackoftheauditoriumannouncedthearrivalofMr.GobleandatthesametimeindicatedMr.Goble'sdesirethatthestageshouldbeclearedandtherehearsalproperbegin,awansmileofrecognitionandafaint"Whatho!"wasallthatFreddiewasabletobestowuponJill,before,withtherestoftheensemble,theyhadtogooutandgroupthemselvesfortheopeningchorus.ItwasonlywhenthishadbeenrunthroughfourtimesandthestageleftvacantfortwooftheprincipalstoplayascenethatJillwasabletodrawtheLastoftheRookesasideinadarkcornerandputhimtothequestion.
"Freddie,whatareyoudoinghere?"
Freddiemoppedhisstreamingbrow.JohnsonMiller'sideaofanopeningchoruswasalwaysstrenuous.Onthepresentoccasion,theensembleweresupposedtobeguestsataLongIslandhouse-party,andMr.Miller'sconceptionofthegatheringsuggestedthathesupposedhouse-partyguestsonLongIslandtoconsistexclusivelyofvictimsofSt.Vitus'dance.Freddiewasfeelinglimp,battered,andexhausted:and,fromwhathehadgathered,theworstwasyettocome.
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"Eh?"hesaidfeebly.
"Whatareyoudoinghere?"
"Oh,ah,yes!Iseewhatyoumean!Isupposeyou'resurprisedtofindmeinNewYork,what?"
"I'mnotsurprisedtofindyouinNewYork.Iknewyouhadcomeover.ButIamsurprisedtofindyouonthestage,beingbulliedbyMr.Miller."
"Isay,"saidFreddieinanawedvoice."He'sabitofanut,thatlad,what?HeremindsmeofthetroopsofMidianinthehymn.Thechappieswhoprowledandprowledaround.I'llbethe'swornagrooveinthecarpet.LikeajollyoldtigerattheZooatfeedingtime.Wouldn'tbesurprisedatanymomenttolookdownandfindhimbitingapieceoutofmyleg!"
Jillseizedhisarmandshookit.
"Don't_ramble_,Freddie!Tellmehowyougothere."
"Oh,thatwasprettysimple.Ihadaletterofintroductiontothis
chappiePilkingtonwho'srunningthisshow,and,wehavinggottolerablypallyinthelastfewdays,Iwenttohimandaskedhimtoletmejointhemerrythrong.IsaidIdidn'twantanymoney,andthelittlebitofworkIwoulddowouldn'tmakeanydifference,sohesaid'Rightho!'orwordstothateffect,andhereIam."
"Butwhy?Youcan'tbedoingthisforfun,surely?"
"Fun!"ApainedexpressioncameintoFreddie'sface."Myideaoffunisn'tanythinginwhichjollyoldMiller,thebirdwiththesnowyhair,ispermittedtomix.Somethingtellsmethatthatladisgoingtomakeithislife-workpickingonme.No,Ididn'tdothisforfun.IhadatalkwithWallyMasonthenightbeforelast,andheseemedto
thinkthatbeinginthechoruswasn'tthesortofthingyououghttobedoing,soIthoughtitoveranddecidedthatIoughttojointhetroupetoo.ThenIcouldalwaysbeonthespot,don'tyouknow,iftherewasanytrouble.Imeantosay,I'mnotmuchofachapandallthatsortofthing,butstillImightcomeinhandyoneofthesetimes.Keepafatherlyeyeonyou,don'tyouknow,andwhatnot!"
Jillwastouched."You'readear,Freddie!"
"Ithought,don'tyouknow,itwouldmakepooroldDerekabiteasierinhismind."
Jillfroze.
"Idon'twanttotalkaboutDerek,Freddie,please."
"Oh,Iknowwhatyoumustbefeeling.Prettysick,I'llbet,what?Butifyoucouldseehimnow...."
"Idon'twanttotalkabouthim!"
"He'sprettycutup,youknow.Regretsbitterlyandallthatsortofthing.Hewantsyoutocomebackagain."
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"Isee!Hesentyoutofetchme?"
"Thatwasmoreorlesstheidea."
"It'sashamethatyouhadallthetrouble.Youcangetmessenger-boystogoanywhereanddoanythingnowadays.Derekoughttohavethoughtofthat."
Freddielookedatherdoubtfully.
"You'respoofing,aren'tyou?Imeantosay,youwouldn'thavelikedthat!"
"Ishouldn'thavedislikeditanymorethanhissendingyou."
"Oh,butIwantedtopopover.KeentoseeAmericaandsoforth."
Jilllookedpasthimatthegloomystage.Herfacewasset,andhereyessombre.
"Can'tyouunderstand,Freddie?You'veknownmealongtime.IshouldhavethoughtthatyouwouldhavefoundoutbynowthatIhaveacertainamountofpride.IfDerekwantedmeback,therewasonlyone
thingforhimtodo--comeoverandfindmehimself."
"Rummy!That'swhatMasonsaid,whenItoldhim.Youtwodon'trealizehowdashedbusyDerekisthesedays."
"Busy!"
SomethinginherfaceseemedtotellFreddiethathewasnotsayingtherightthing,buthestumbledon.
"You'venonotionhowbusyheis.Imeantosay,electionscomingonandsoforth.Hedaren'tstirfromthemetrop."
"OfcourseIcouldn'texpecthimtodoanythingthatmightinterferewithhiscareer,couldI?"
"Absolutelynot.Iknewyouwouldseeit!"saidFreddie,charmedatherreasonableness.Allrot,whatyoureadaboutwomenbeingunreasonable."ThenItakeitit'sallright,eh?"
"Allright?"
"Imeanyouwilltoddlehomewithmeattheearliestopp.andmakepooroldDerekhappy?"
Jilllaugheddiscordantly.
"PooroldDerek!"sheechoed."Hehasbeenbadlytreated,hasn'the?"
"Well,Iwouldn'tsaythat,"saidFreddiedoubtfully."Yousee,comingdowntoit,thethingwasmoreorlesshisfault,what?"
"Moreorless!"
"Imeantosay...."
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"Moreorless!"
Freddieglancedatheranxiously.Hewasnotatallsurenowthathelikedthewayshewaslookingorthetoneinwhichshespoke.Hewasnotakeenlyobservantyoungman,buttheredidbeginatthispointtoseepthroughtohisbrain-centresasuspicionthatallwasnotwell.
"Letmepullmyselftogether!"saidFreddiewarilytohisimmortalsoul."IbelieveI'mgettingtheraspberry!"Andtherewassilenceforaspace.
ThecomplexityoflifebegantoweighuponFreddie.Lifewaslikeoneofthoseshotsatsquashwhichseemsosimpletillyougotoknockthecoverofftheball,whentheballsortofedgesawayfromyouandyoumissit.Life,Freddiebegantoperceive,wasapttohaveanastyback-spinonit.Hehadneverhadanydoubtwhenhehadstarted,thattheonlydifficultpartofthisexpeditiontoAmericawouldbethefindingofJill.Oncefound,hehadpresumedthatshewouldbedelightedtohearhisgoodnewsandwouldjoyfullyaccompanyhimhomeonthenextboat.Itappearednow,however,thathehadbeentoosanguine.Optimistashewas,hehadtoadmitthat,asfarascouldbeascertainedwiththenakedeye,thejollyoldbingemightbesaidtohavesprungaleak.
Heproceededtoapproachthematterfromanotherangle.
"Isay!"
"Yes?"
"YoudoloveoldDerek,don'tyou?Imeantosay,youknowwhatImean,_love_himandallthatsortofrot?"
"Idon'tknow!"
"Youdon'tknow!Oh,Isay,comenow!Youmust_know_!Pullupyoursocks,oldthing....Imean,pullyourselftogether!Youeitherlovea
chappieoryoudon't."
Jillsmiledpainfully.
"Howniceitwouldbeifeverythingwereassimpleandstraightforwardasthat.Haven'tyoueverheardthatthedividinglinebetweenloveandhateisjustathread?Poetshavesaidsoagreatnumberoftimes."
"Oh,poets!"saidFreddie,dismissingthegenuswithawaveofthehand.HehadbeencompelledtoreadShakespeareandallthatsortofthingatschool,butithadlefthimcold,andsincegrowingtoman'sestatehehadratherhandedtheraceofbardsthemitten.Heliked
DossChiderdoss'stuffinthe_SportingTimes_,butbeyondthathewasnotmuchofaladforpoets.
"Can'tyouunderstandagirlinmypositionnotbeingabletomakeuphermindwhethershelovesamanordespiseshim?"
Freddieshookhishead.
"No,"hesaid."Itsoundsdashedsillytome!"
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"Thenwhat'sthegoodoftalking?"criedJill."Itonlyhurts."
"But--won'tyoucomebacktoEngland?"
"No."
"Oh,Isay!Beasport!Takeastabatit!"
Jilllaughedagain--anotherofthosegratinglaughswhichafflictedFreddiewithasenseofforebodingandfailure.Somethinghadundoubtedlygonewrongwiththeworks.Hebegantofearthatatsomepointintheconversation--justwherehecouldnotsay--hehadbeenlessdiplomaticthanhemighthavebeen.
"Youspeakasifyouwereinvitingmetoagarden-party!No,Iwon'ttakeastabatit.You'vealottolearnaboutwomen,Freddie!"
"Women_are_rum!"concededthatperplexedambassador.
Jillbegantomoveaway.
"Don'tgo!"urgedFreddie.
"Whynot?What'stheuseoftalkinganymore?Haveyoueverbrokenan
armoraleg,Freddie?"
"Yes,"saidFreddie,mystified."Asamatteroffact,mylastyearatOxford,playingsoccerforthecollegeinafriendlygame,someblighterbargedintomeandIcamedownonmywrist.But...."
"Ithurt?"
"Likethedeuce!"
"Andthenitbegantogetbetter,Isuppose.Well,usedyoutohitit,andtwistit,andprodit,ordidyouleaveitalonetotryandheal?Iwon'ttalkanymoreaboutDerek!Isimplywon't!I'mallsmashedup
inside,andIdon'tknowifI'mevergoingtogetwellagain,butatleastI'mgoingtogivemyselfachance.I'mworkingashardaseverIcanandI'mforcingmyselfnottothinkofhim.I'minasling,Freddie,likeyourwrist,andIdon'twanttobeprodded.Ihopeweshallseealotofeachotherwhileyou'reoverhere--youalwayswerethegreatestdearintheworld--butyoumustn'tmentionDerekagain,andyoumustn'taskmetogohome.Ifyouavoidthosesubjects,we'llbeashappyaspossible.AndnowI'mgoingtoleaveyoutotalktopoorNelly.Shehasbeenhoveringroundforthelasttenminutes,waitingforachancetospeaktoyou.Sheworshipsyou,youknow!"
Freddiestartedviolently.
"Oh,Isay!Whatrot!"
Jillhadgone,andhewasstillgapingafterher,whenNellyBryantmovedtowardshim--shyly,likeaworshipperapproachingashrine.
"Hello,Mr.Rooke!"saidNelly.
"Hullo-ullo-ullo!"saidFreddie.
Nellyfixedherlargeeyesonhisface.Afleetingimpressionpassed
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throughFreddie'smindthatshewaslookingunusuallyprettythismorning:norwastheimpressionunjustified.NellywaswearingforthefirsttimeaSpringsuitwhichwastheoutcomeofhoursofpainfulselectionamongthewaresofadozendifferentstores,andtheknowledgethatthesuitwasjustrightseemedtoglowfromherlikeaninnerlight.Shefelthappy,andherhappinesshadlentanunwontedcolourtoherfaceandasoftbrightnesstohereyes.
"Howniceitis,yourbeinghere!"
Freddiewaitedfortheinevitablequestion,thequestionwithwhichJillhadopenedtheirconversation;butitdidnotcome.Hewassurprised,butrelieved.Hehatedlongexplanations,andhewasverydoubtfulwhetherloyaltytoJillcouldallowhimtogivethemtoNelly.HisreasonforbeingwherehewashadtodosointimatelywithJill'smostprivateaffairs.AwaveofgratitudetoNellysweptthroughhimwhenherealizedthatshewaseitherincuriousorelsetoodelicate-mindedtoshowinquisitiveness.
Asamatteroffact,itwasdelicacythatkeptNellysilent.SeeingFreddiehereatthetheatre,shehad,asisnotuncommonwithfalliblemortals,puttwoandtwotogetherandmadetheanswerfourwhenitwasnotfouratall.Shehadbeendeceivedbycircumstantialevidence.Jill,whomshehadleftinEnglandwealthyandsecure,shehadmet
againinNewYorkpennilessastheresultofsomeStockExchangecataclysminwhich,sherememberedwiththevaguenesswithwhichonerecallsonce-heardpiecesofinformation,FreddieRookehadbeeninvolved.True,sheseemedtorecollecthearingthatFreddie'slosseshadbeencomparativelyslight,buthispresenceinthechorusof"TheRoseofAmerica"seemedtoherproofthatafteralltheymusthavebeendevastating.ShecouldthinkofnootherreasonexceptlossofmoneywhichcouldhaveplacedFreddieinthepositioninwhichshenowfoundhim,sosheacceptedit;and,withthedelicacywhichwasinnateinherandwhichahardlifehadneverblunted,decided,directlyshesawhim,tomakenoallusiontothedisaster.
SuchwasNelly'sviewofthematter,andsympathygavetohermannera
kindofmaternalgentlenesswhichactedonFreddie,rawfromhislateencounterwithMr.JohnsonMilleranddisturbedbyJill'sattitudeinthematterofpooroldDerek,likeahealingbalm.Hisemotionsweretoochaoticforanalysis,butonethingstoodoutclearfromthewelter--thefactthathewasgladtobewithNellyashehadneverbeengladtobewithagirlbefore,andfoundhersoothingashehadneversupposedagirlcouldbesoothing.
Theytalkeddesultorilyofunimportantthings,andeveryminutefoundFreddiemoreconvincedthatNellywasnotasothergirls.Hefeltthathemustseemoreofher.
"Isay,"hesaid."Whenthisbingeisover...whentherehearsal
finishes,youknow,howaboutabitetoeat?"
"Ishouldloveit.IgenerallygototheAutomat."
"Thehow-much?Neverheardofit."
"InTimesSquare.It'scheap,youknow."
"IwasthinkingoftheCosmopolis."
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"Butthat'ssoexpensive."
"Oh,Idon'tknow.Muchthesameasanyoftheotherplaces,isn'tit?"
Nelly'smannerbecamemoremotherlythanever.Shebentforwardandtouchedhisarmaffectionately.
"Youhaven'ttokeepupanyfrontwithme,"shesaidgently."Idon'tcarewhetheryou'rerichorpoororwhat.Imean,ofcourseI'mawfullysorryyou'velostyourmoney,butitmakesitalltheeasierforustoberealpals,don'tyouthinkso?"
"Lostmymoney?"
"Well,Iknowyouwouldn'tbehereifyouhadn't.Iwasn'tgoingtosayanythingaboutit,but,whenyoutalkedoftheCosmopolis,Ijusthadto.YoulostyourmoneyinthesamethingJillMarinerlosthers,didn'tyou?Iwassureyouhad,themomentIsawyouhere.Whocares?Moneyisn'teverything!"
AstonishmentkeptFreddiesilentforaninstant:afterthatherefrainedfromexplanationsofhisownfreewill.Heacceptedthesituationandrejoicedinit.Likemanyotherwealthyandmodestyoung
men,hehadalwayshadasneakingsuspicionatthebackofhismindthatanygirlwhowasdecentlyciviltohimwassofrommixedmotives--or,morelikely,motivesthatwerenotevenmixed.Well,dashit,herewasagirlwhoseemedtolikehimalthoughundertheimpressionthathewasbroketothewide.Itwasanintoxicatingexperience.Itmadehimfeelabetterchap.Itfortifiedhisself-respect.
"Youknow,"hesaid,stammeringalittle,forhefoundasuddendifficultyincontrollinghisvoice."You'readashedgoodsort!"
"I'mawfullygladyouthinkso."
Therewasasilence--asfar,atleast,asheandshewereconcerned.Intheouterworld,beyondthepieceofsceneryunderwhosesheltertheystood,stirringthings,loudandexcitingthings,seemedtobehappening.Somesortofanargumentappearedtobeinprogress.TheraspingvoiceofMr.Goblewasmakingitselfheardfromtheunseenauditorium.Thesethingstheysensedvaguely,buttheyweretoooccupiedwitheachothertoascertaindetails.
"Whatwasthenameofthatplaceagain?"askedFreddie."Thewhat-ho-something?"
"TheAutomat?"
"That'sthelittlechap!We'llgothere,shallwe?"
"Thefood'squitegood.Yougoandhelpyourselfoutofslot-machines,youknow."
"Myfavouriteindoorsport!"saidFreddiewithenthusiasm."Hullo!What'sup?Itsoundsasifthereweredirtyworkatthecross-roads!"
Thevoiceoftheassistantstage-managerwascalling,sharplyexcited,agitationineverysyllable.
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"Say,listen,"hesaidtoWally,hisgazeonthestage,hiswordsproceedingfromthecornerofhismouth,"you'vegottostickaroundwiththisshowafteritopensontheroad.We'lltalktermslater.Butwe'vegottogetitright,don'tcarewhatitcosts.See?"
"Youthinkitwillneedfixing?"
Mr.Goblescowledattheunconsciousartists,whowerenowgoingthroughaparticularlyaridstretchofdialogue.
"Fixing!It'sallwrong!Itdon'taddupright!You'llhavetorewriteitfromendtoend."
"Well,I'vegotsomeideaaboutit.Isawitplayedbyamateurslastsummer,youknow.Icouldmakeaquickjobofit,ifyouwantmeto.Butwilltheauthorstandforit?"
Mr.Gobleallowedabelligerenteyetostrayfromthestage,andtwisteditroundinWally'sdirection.
"Say,listen!He'llstandforanythingIsay.I'mthelittleguythatgivesordersroundhere.I'mthebignoise!"
Asifinsupportofthisstatementhesuddenlyemittedaterrificbellow.Theeffectwasmagical.Therefinedandpainstakingartistsonthestagestoppedasiftheyhadbeenshot.Theassistantstage-directorbentsedulouslyoverthefootlights,whichhadnowbeenturnedup,shadinghiseyeswiththepromptscript.
"Takethatoveragain!"shoutedMr.Goble."Yes,thatspeechaboutlifebeinglikeawater-melon.Itdon'tsoundtomeasthoughitmeantanything."Hecockedhiscigaratanangle,andlistenedfiercely.Heclappedhishands.Theactionstoppedagain."Cutit!"saidMr.Gobletersely.
"Cutthespeech,Mr.Goble?"queriedtheobsequiousassistant
stage-director.
"Yes.Cutit.Itdon'tmeannothing!"
Downtheaisle,springingfromaseatattheback,shimmeredMr.Pilkington,woundedtothequick.
"Mr.Goble!Mr.Goble!"
"Well?"
"Thatisthebestepigramintheplay."
"Thebestwhat?"
"Epigram.Thebestepigramintheplay."
Mr.Gobleknockedtheashoffhiscigar."Thepublicdon'twantepigrams.Thepublicdon'tlikeepigrams.I'vebeenintheshowbusinessfifteenyears,andI'mtellingyou!Epigramsgivethemapainunderthevest.Allright,geton."
Mr.Pilkingtonflutteredagitatedly.Thiswashisfirstexperienceof
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acceptedversionofthepoet'sname,"saidtheportrayerofLordFinchleyaddingbeneathhisbreath."Yousillyass!"
"YousayOmar_of_Khayyám,"bellowedMr.Goble."Who'srunningthisshow,anyway?"
"Justasyouplease."
Mr.GobleturnedtoWally.
"Theseactors...."hebegan,whenMr.Pilkingtonappearedagainathiselbow.
"Mr.Goble!Mr.Goble!"
"Whatisit_now_?"
"OmarKhayyámwasaPersianpoet.His_name_wasKhayyám."
"Thatwasn'ttheway_I_heardit,"saidMr.Gobledoggedly."Did _you_?"heenquiredofWally."IthoughthewasbornatKhayyám."
"You'reprobablyquiteright,"saidWally,"but,ifso,everybodyelsehasbeenwrongforagoodmanyyears.It'susuallysupposedthatthe
gentleman'snamewasOmarKhayyám.Khayyám,OmarJ.BornA.D.1050,educatedprivatelyandatBagdadUniversity.RepresentedPersiaintheOlympicGamesof1072,winningthesittinghigh-jumpandtheegg-and-spoonrace.TheKhayyámswerequiteawell-knownfamilyinBagdad,andtherewasalotoftalkwhenOmar,whowasMrs.Khayyam'spetson,tooktodrinkandwritingpoetry.Theyhadhaditallfixedforhimtogointohisfather'sdatebusiness."
Mr.Goblewasimpressed.HehadarespectforWally'sopinion,forWallyhadwritten"FollowtheGirl"andlookwhataknock-outthathadbeen.Hestoppedtherehearsalagain.
"GobacktothatKhayyámspeech!"hesaidinterruptingLordFinchley
inmid-sentence.
TheactorwhisperedaheartyEnglishoathbeneathhisbreath.Hehadbeenuplatelastnight,and,inspiteofthefairweather,hewasfeelingatrifleonedge.
"'InthewordsofOmarofKhayyám'...."
Mr.Gobleclappedhishands.
"Cutthat'of,'"hesaid."Theshow'stoolong,anyway."
And,havinghandledadelicatematterinmasterlyfashion,heleaned
backinhischairandchewedtheendoffanothercigar.
Forsomeminutesafterthistherehearsalproceededsmoothly.IfMr.Gobledidnotenjoytheplay,atleasthemadenocriticismsexcepttoWally.Tohimheenlargedfromtimetotimeonthepainwhich"TheRoseofAmerica"causedhim.
"HowIevercametoputonjunklikethisbeatsme,"confessedMr.Goblefrankly.
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"Youprobablysawthattherewasagoodideaatthebackofit,"suggestedWally."Thereis,youknow.Properlyhandled,it'sanideathatcouldbemadeintoasuccess."
"Whatwouldyoudowithit?"
"Oh,alotofthings,"saidWallywarily.Inhisyoungerandcallowerdayshehadsometimesbeenrashenoughtoscatterviewsonthereconstructionofplaysbroadcast,tofindthemgratefullyabsorbedandacteduponandtreatedasafriendlygift.HisaffectionforMr.Goblewasnotsooverpoweringastocausehimtogivehimideasfornothingnow.
"Anytimeyouwantmetofixitforyou,I'llcomealong.Aboutoneandahalfpercentofthegrosswouldmeetthecase,Ithink."
Mr.Goblefacedhim,registeringtheutmostastonishmentandhorror.
"Oneandahalfpercentforfixingashowlikethis?Why,darnit,there'shardlyanythingtodotoit!It's--it's_in_!"
"Youcalleditjunkjustnow."
"Well,allImeantwasthatitwasn'tthesortofthingIcaredfor
myself.Thepublicwilleatit.Takeitfromme,thetimeisjustaboutripeforarevivalofcomicopera."
"Thisonewillwantalltherevivingyoucangiveit.Betteruseapulmotor."
"Butthatlongboob,thatPilkington...hewouldneverstandformyhandingyouoneandahalfpercent."
"Ithought_you_werethelittleguywhoarrangedthingsroundhere."
"Buthe'sgotmoneyintheshow."
"Well,ifhewantstogetanyout,he'dbettercallinsomebodytorewriteit.Youdon'thavetoengagemeifyoudon'twantto.ButIknowIcouldmakeagoodjobofit.There'sjustonelittletwistthethingneedsandyouwouldhavequiteadifferentpiece."
"What'sthat?"enquiredMr.Goblecasually.
"Oh,justalittle...whatshallIsay?...alittletouchofwhat-d'you-call-itandabitofthingummy.Youknowthesortofthing!That'sallitwants."
Mr.Goblegnawedhiscigar,baffled.
"Youthinkso,eh?"hesaidatlength.
"Andperhapsasuspicionof_je-ne-sais-quoi_,"addedWally.
Mr.Gobleworriedhiscigar,andessayedanewformofattack.
"You'vedonealotofworkforme,"hesaid."Goodwork!"
"Gladyoulikedit,"saidWally.
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"You'reagoodkid.Ilikehavingyouaround.IwashalfthinkingofgivingyouashowtodothisFall.Corkingbook.Frenchfarce.RantwoyearsinParis.Butwhat'sthegood,ifyouwanttheearth?"
"Alwaysuseful,theearth.Goodthingtohave."
"Seehere,ifyou'llfixupthisshowforhalfofonepercent,I'llgiveyoutheothertodo."
"Youshouldn'tsluryourwordsso.ForamomentIthoughtyousaid'halfofonepercent.Oneandahalfofcourseyoureallysaid.
"Ifyouwon'ttakehalf,youdon'tgettheother."
"Allright,"saidWally."TherearelotsofothermanagersinNewYork.Haven'tyouseenthempoppingabout?Rich,enterprisingmen,andallofthemlovemelikeason."
"Makeitonepercent,"saidMr.Goble,"andI'llseeifIcanfixitwithPilkington."
"Oneandahalf."
"Oh,damnit,oneandahalf,then,"saidMr.Goblemorosely."What's
thegoodofsplittingstraws?"
"ForgottenSportsofthePast--SplittingtheStraw.Allright.Ifyoudropmealinetothateffect,legiblysignedwithyourname,I'llwearitnextmyheart.Ishallhavetogonow.Ihaveadate.Good-bye.Gladeverything'ssettledandeverybody'shappy."
ForsomemomentsafterWallyhadleft,Mr.Goblesathunchedupinhisorchestra-chair,smokingsullenly,hismoodlesssunnythanever.Livinginalittleworldofsycophants,hewasgalledbytheoff-handwayinwhichWallyalwaystreatedhim.Therewassomethinginthelatter'smannerwhichseemedtohimsometimesalmostcontemptuous.Heregrettedthenecessityofhavingtoemployhim.Therewas,ofcourse,
norealnecessitywhyheshouldhaveemployedWally.NewYorkwasfulloflibrettistswhowouldhavedonetheworkequallywellforhalfthemoney,but,likemostmanagers,Mr.Goblehadthementalprocessesofasheep."FollowtheGirl"wasthelastoutstandingmusicalsuccessinNewYorktheatricalhistory:Wallyhadwrittenit,thereforenobodybutWallywascapableofre-writing"TheRoseofAmerica."ThethinghadforMr.GobletheinevitabilityofFate.ExceptfordecidingmentallythatWallyhadswelledhead,therewasnothingtobedone.
HavingdecidedthatWallyhadswelledhead,andnotfeelingmuchbetter,Mr.Gobleconcentratedhisattentiononthestage.Agooddealofactionhadtakenplacethereduringtherecentlyconcludedbusinesstalk,andtheunfortunateLordFinchleywasbackagain,
playinganotherofhisscenes.Mr.GobleglaredatLordFinchley.Hedidnotlikehim,andhedidnotlikethewayhewasspeakinghislines.
ThepartofLordFinchleywasanon-singingrôle.Itwasatypepart.OtisPilkingtonhadgonetothestraightstagetofindanartist,andhadsecuredthenotuncelebratedWentworthHill,whohadcomeoverfromLondontoplayinanEnglishcomedywhichhadjustclosed.Thenewspapershadcalledtheplaythin,buthadthoughtthatWentworthHillwasanexcellentcomedian.Mr.Hillthoughtso,too,anditwas
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consequentlyashocktohisalreadydisorderednerveswhenabellowfromtheauditoriumstoppedhiminthemiddleofoneofhisspeechesandaraspingvoiceinformedhimthathewasdoingitallwrong.
"Ibegyourpardon?"saidMr.Hill,quietlybutdangerously,steppingtothefootlights.
"Allwrong!"repeatedMr.Goble.
"Really?"WentworthHill,whoafewyearsearlierhadspentseveraltermsatOxfordUniversitybeforebeingsentdownforaggravateddisorderliness,hadbroughtlittleawaywithhimfromthatseatoflearningexcepttheOxfordmanner.ThishenowemployeduponMr.Goblewithanicyseveritywhichputthelasttouchtothemanager'sfermentingstateofmind."Perhapsyouwouldbekindenoughtotellmejusthowyouthinkthatpartshouldbeplayed?"
Mr.Goblemarcheddowntheaisle.
"Speakouttotheaudience,"hesaid,stationinghimselfbytheorchestrapit."You'returningyourheadawayallthedarnedtime."
"Imaybewrong,"saidMr.Hill,"butIhaveplayedacertainamount,don'tyouknow,inprettygoodcompanies,andIwasalwaysunderthe
impressionthatoneshouldaddressone'sremarkstothepersononewasspeakingto,notdeliverarecitationtothegallery.Iwastaughtthatthatwasthelegitimatemethod."
ThewordtouchedoffallthedynamiteinMr.Goble.Ofallthingsinthetheatrehedetestedmostthe"legitimatemethod."Hisideaofproducingwastoinstructthecasttocomedowntothefootlightsandhanditto'em.Thesepeoplewholookedup-stageandtalkedtotheaudiencethroughthebacksoftheirnecksrevoltedhim.
"Legitimate!That'sahellofathingtobe!Wheredoyougetthatlegitimatestuff?Youaren'tplayingIbsen!"
"NoramIplayingaknockaboutvaudevillesketch."
"Don'ttalkbackatme!"
"Kindlydon'tshoutat_me_!Yourvoiceisunpleasantenoughwithoutyourraisingit."
OpendefiancewasathingwhichMr.Goblehadneverencounteredbefore,andforamomentitdeprivedhimofbreath.Herecoveredit,however,almostimmediately.
"You'refired!"
"Onthecontrary,"saidMr.Hill,"I'mresigning."Hedrewagreen-coveredscriptfromhispocketandhandeditwithanairtothepallidassistantstage-director.Then,moregracefullythaneverFreddieRookehadmanagedtomovedown-stageunderthetuitionofJohnsonMiller,hemovedup-stagetotheexit."Itrustthatyouwillbeabletofindsomeonewhowillplaythepartaccordingtoyourideas!"
"I'llfind,"bellowedMr.Gobleathisvanishingback,"achorus-manwho'llplayitadamnedsightbetterthanyou!"Hewavedtothe
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assistantstage-director."Sendthechorus-menonthestage!"
"Allthegentlemenofthechorusonthestage,please!"shrilledtheassistantstage-director,boundingintothewingslikearetriever."Mr.Goblewantsallthechorus-gentlemenonthestage!"
Therewasamoment,whenthesevenmalemembersof"TheRoseofAmerica"ensemblelinedupself-consciouslybeforehisgleamingeyes,whenMr.Goblerepentedofhisbravewords.AnuncomfortablefeelingpassedacrosshismindthatFatehadcalledhisbluffandthathewouldnotbeabletomakegood.Allchorus-menareexactlyalike,andtheyarelikenothingelseonearth.EvenMr.Goble,anxiousashewastooverlooktheirdeficiencies,couldnotpersuadehimselfthatintheirranksstoodevenanadequateLordFinchley.
Andthen,justasacoldreactionfromhisfervidmoodwasabouttosetin,heperceivedthatProvidencehadbeengoodtohim.There,attheextremeendoftheline,stoodayoungmanwho,asfarasappearancewent,wastheidealLordFinchley--asfarasappearancewent,afarbetterLordFinchleythanthelateMr.Hill.Hebeckonedimperiously.
"Youattheend!"
"Me?"saidtheyoungman.
"Yes,you.What'syourname?"
"Rooke.FrederickRooke,don'tyouknow."
"You'reEnglish,aren'tyou?"
"Eh?Oh,yes,absolutely!"
"Everplayedapartbefore?"
"Part?Oh,Iseewhatyoumean.Well,inamateurtheatricals,you
know,andallthatsortofrot."
HiswordsweremusictoMr.Goble'sears.HefeltthathisNapoleonicactionhadjustifieditselfbysuccess.Hisfurylefthim.Ifhehadbeencapableofbeaming,onewouldhavesaidthathebeamedatFreddie.
"Well,youplaythepartofLordFinchleyfromnowon.Cometomyofficethisafternoonforyourcontract.Clearthestage.We'vewastedenoughtime."
Fiveminuteslater,inthewings,Freddie,receivingcongratulationsfromNellyBryant,assertedhimself.
"_Not_theAutomatto-day,I_think_,what?NowthatI'majollyoldstarandallthatsortofthing,itcan'tbedone.Directlythisisoverwe'llrollroundtotheCosmopolis.Aslightcelebrationisindicated,what?Rightho!Rallyround,dearheart,rallyround!"
CHAPTERXV
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JILLEXPLAINS
I
ThelobbyoftheHotelCosmopolisistheexactcentreofNewYork,thespotwhereatcertainhoursoneissureofmeetingeverybodyoneknows.ThefirstpersonthatNellyandFreddiesaw,astheypassedthroughtheswingdoors,wasJill.Shewasseatedonthechairbythebigpillarinthemiddleofthehall.
"Whatho!"saidFreddie."Waitingforsomeone?"
"Hullo,Freddie.Yes,I'mwaitingforWallyMason.Igotanotefromhimthismorning,askingmetomeethimhere.I'malittleearly.Ihaven'tcongratulatedyouyet.You'rewonderful!"
"Thanks,oldgirl.Ouryounghero_is_makingprettyheftystridesinhischosenprofesh,what?Mr.Rooke,whoappearsquitesimpleandunspoiledbysuccess,repliedtoourrepresentative'senquiryastohisfutureplans,thatheproposedtostaggerintothegrill-roomandimbibeabouteighteendollars'worthoflunch.Yes,it_is_abitofallright,takingitbyandlarge,isn'tit?Imeantosay,the
salary,thejollyoldsalary,youknow...quiteahelpwhenafellow'slostallhismoney!"
JillwassurprisedtoobservethattheLastoftheRookeswascontortinghisfaceinanunsightlymannerthatseemedtobeanattemptatawink,pregnantwithhiddenmeaning.Shetookhercuedutifully,thoughwithoutunderstanding.
"Oh,yes,"shereplied.
Freddieseemedgrateful.Withacordial"Cheerio!"heledNellyofftothegrill-room.
"Ididn'tknowJillknewMr.Mason,"saidNelly,astheysatdownattheirtable.
"No?"saidFreddieabsently,runninganexperiencedeyeoverthebilloffare.Hegaveanelaborateorder."Whatwasthat?Oh,absolutely!JillandIandWallywerechildrentogether."
"Howfunnyyoushouldallbetogetheragainlikethis."
"Yes.Oh,goodLord!"
"What'sthematter?"
"It'snothing.ImeanttosendacabletoapalofmineinEngland,I'llsenditafterlunch."
Freddietookouthishandkerchief,andtiedaknotinit.Hewasslightlyashamedofthenecessityoftakingsuchaprecaution,butitwasbettertobeonthesafeside.HisinterviewwithJillatthetheatrehadlefthimwiththeconvictionthattherewasonlyonethingforhimtodo,andthatwastocablepooroldDerektoforgetimpendingelectionsandalltherestofitandpopovertoAmericaatonce.Heknewthathewouldneverhavethecouragetore-openthe
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matterwithJillhimself.Asanambassadorhewasaspentforce.IfJillwastobewooedfromhermoodofintractibility,Derekwastheonlymantodoit.Freddiewasconvincedthat,seeinghiminperson,shewouldmeltandfallintohisarms.Toodashedabsurd,Freddiefelt,twolovingheartsbeingseparatedlikethisandallthatsortofthing.Hereplacedhishandkerchiefinhispocket,relieved,andconcentratedhimselfontheentertainmentofNelly.Asimpletaskforthelongerhewaswiththisgirl,theeasierdiditseem,totalktoher.
Jill,leftaloneinthelobby,wasfindingthemomentspassquitepleasantly.Shelikedwatchingthepeopleastheycamein.Oneortwoofthegirlsofthecompanyflutteredinlikebirds,wereswoopeduponbytheircavaliers,andflutteredofftothegrill-room.Thered-headedBabepassedherwithagenialnod,and,shortlyafter,LoisDenham,thewillowyrecipientofsunburstsfromherfriendIzzyofthehat-checks,camebyincompanywithasallow,hawk-facedyoungmanwithafurtiveeye,whomJilltook--correctly--tobeIzzyhimself.Loiswaslookingpaleandproud,and,fromthefewwordswhichcametoJill'searsastheynearedher,seemedtobeannoyedathavingbeenkeptwaiting.
Itwasimmediatelyafterthisthattheswing-doorsrevolvedrathermoreviolentlythanusual,andMr.Gobleburstintoview.
TherewasaclouduponMr.Goble'sbrow,seemingtoindicatethathisgrievanceagainstlifehadnotyetbeensatisfactorilyadjusted;butitpassedashesawJill,andhecameuptoherwithwhathewouldprobablyhaveclaimedtobeaningratiatingsmile.
"Hullo!"saidMr.Goble."Allalone?"
Jillwasabouttosaythattheconditionwasmerelytemporarywhenthemanagerwenton.
"Comeandhaveabitoflunch."
"Thankyouverymuch,"saidJill,withthepolitenessofdislike,"butI'mwaitingforsomeone."
"Chuckhim!"advisedMr.Goblecordially.
"No,thanks,Icouldn't,really."
ThecloudbegantodescendagainuponMr.Goble'sbrow.Hewasaccustomedtohavingtheseinvitationsofhistreatedasroyalcommands.
"Comealong!"
"I'mafraidit'simpossible."
Mr.Goblesubjectedhertoaprolongedstare,seemedabouttospeak,changedhismind,andswungoffmoodilyinthedirectionofthegrill-room.Hewasnotusedtothissortoftreatment.
Hehadhardlygone,whenWallyappeared.
"Whatwashesayingtoyou?"demandedWallyabruptly,withoutpreliminarygreeting.
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"Hewasaskingmetolunch."
Wallywassilentforamoment.Hisgood-naturedfaceworeanunwontedscowl.
"Hewentinthere,ofcourse?"hesaid,pointingtothegrill-room.
"Yes."
"Thenlet'sgointotheotherroom,"saidWally.Heregainedhisgoodhumour."Itwasawfullygoodofyoutocome.Ididn'tknowwhetheryouwouldbeableto."
"Itwasveryniceofyoutoinviteme."
Wallygrinned.
"Howperfectourmannersare!It'satreattolisten!HowdidyouknowthatthatwastheonehatinNewYorkIwantedyoutowear?"
"Oh,thesethingsgetabout.Doyoulikeit?"
"It'swonderful.Let'stakethistable,shallwe?"
II
Theysatdown.Thedim,tapestry-hungroomsoothedJill.Shewasfeelingalittletiredaftertherehearsal.Atthefarendoftheroomanorchestrawasplayingatunethatsherememberedandliked.HermindwentbacktothelastoccasiononwhichsheandWallyhadsatoppositeeachotheratarestaurant.Howlongagoitseemed!ShereturnedtothepresenttofindWallyspeakingtoher.
"Youleftverysuddenlytheothernight,"saidWally.
"Ididn'twanttomeetFreddie."
Wallylookedathercommiseratingly.
"Idon'twanttospoilyourlunch,"hesaid,"butFreddieknowsall.Hehastrackedyoudown.HemetNellyBryant,whomheseemstohavemadefriendswithinLondon,andshetoldhimwhereyouwereandwhatyouweredoing.Foragirlwhofledathismereapproachthenightbeforelast,youdon'tseemveryagitatedbythenews,"hesaid,asJillburstintoapealoflaughter.
"Youhaven'theard?"
"Heardwhat?"
"FreddiegotMr.Pilkingtontoputhiminthechorusofthepiece.HewasrehearsingwhenIarrivedatthetheatrethismorning,andhavingaterribletimewithMr.Miller.And,lateron,Mr.GoblehadaquarrelwiththemanwhowasplayingtheEnglishman,andthemanthrewuphispart,andMr.Goblesaidhecouldgetanyoneinthechorustoplayitjustaswell,andhechoseFreddie.SonowFreddieisoneoftheprincipals,andburstingwithpride!"
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Wallythrewhisheadbackandutteredaroarofappreciationwhichcausedaluncherataneighbouringtabletodropanoysterwhichhewaspoisinginmid-air.
"Don'tmakesuchanoise!"saidJillseverely."Everyone'slookingatyou."
"Imust!It'sthemostpricelessthingIeverheard.I'vealwaysmaintainedandIalwayswillmaintainthatforpurelunacynothingcantouchthemusicalcomedybusiness.Thereisn'tanythingthatcan'thappeninmusicalcomedy.'AliceinWonderland'isnothingtoit."
"Haveyoufeltthat,too?That'sexactlyhowIfeel.It'slikeaperpetual'MadHatter'sTea-Party.'"
"ButwhatonearthmadeFreddiejointhecompanyatall?"
AsuddengravitydescendeduponJill.Thewordshadremindedherofthethingwhichshewasperpetuallystrivingtokeepoutofherthoughts.
"Hesaidhewantedtobetheretokeepaneyeonme."
Gravityisinfectious.Wally'ssmiledisappeared.He,too,hadbeen
recalledtothoughtswhichwerenotpleasant.
Wallycrumbledhisroll.Therewasaseriousexpressiononhisface.
"Freddiewasquiteright.Ididn'tthinkhehadsomuchsense."
"Freddiewasnotright,"flaredJill.Therecollectionofherconversationwiththatprominentartiststillhadthepowertofireherindependentsoul."I'mnotachild.Icanlookaftermyself.WhatIdoismyownbusiness."
"I'mafraidyou'regoingtofindthatyourbusinessisseveralpeople'sbusiness.Iaminterestedinitmyself.Idon'tlikeyour
beingonthestage.Nowbitemyheadoff!"
"It'sverykindofyoutobotheraboutme...."
"Isaid'Bitemyheadoff!'Ididn'tsay'Freezeme!'Itakethelicenceofanoldfriendwhoinhistimehasputwormsdownyourback,andIrepeat--Idon'tlikeyourbeingonthestage."
"Ishouldn'thavethoughtyouwouldhavebeenso"--Jillsoughtforadevastatingadjective--"somid-Victorian!"
"Asfarasyouareconcerned,I'mthemiddestVictorianinexistence.Midismymiddlename."Wallymetherindignantgazesquarely.
"I--do--not--like--your--being--on--the--stage!EspeciallyinanycompanywhichIkeGobleisrunning."
"WhyMr.Gobleparticularly?"
"Becauseheisnotthesortofmanyououghttobecomingincontactwith."
"Whatnonsense!"
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"Itisn'tnonsenseatall.Isupposeyou'vereadalotaboutthemoralsoftheatricalmanagers...."
"Yes.Anditseemedtobeexaggeratedandsilly."
"Soitis.There'snothingwrongwithmostofthem.Asageneralthing,theyareverydecentfellows--extraordinarilydecentifyouthinkofthepositiontheyarein.Idon'tsaythatinabusinesswaythere'smuchtheywon'ttrytoputoveronyou.Inthetheatre,whenitcomestobusiness,everythinggoesexceptbitingandgouging.'There'sneveralawofGodormanrunsnorthoffifty-three.'Ifyoualterthatto'northofForty-firstStreet'itdoesn'tscanaswell,butit'sjustastrue.PerhapsitwouldbemoreaccuratetosaythattheGoldenRuleissuspendedthere.Yougetusedtoitafteryouhavebeeninthetheatreforawhile,and,exceptforleavingyourwatchandpocket-bookathomewhenyouhavetopayacallonamanagerandkeepingyourfacetohimsothathecan'tgetawaywithyourbackcollar-stud,youdon'ttakeanynoticeofit.It'sallagame.Ifamanagerswindlesyou,hewinstheholeandtakesthehonour.Ifyoufoilhim,youareoneup.Ineithercase,itmakesnodifferencetothepleasantnessofyourrelations.Yougooncallinghimbyhisfirstname,andhegivesyouacoupleofcigarsoutofhiswaistcoatpocketandsaysyou'reagoodkid.Thereisnothingpersonalinit.Hehasprobablydonehisbestfriendoutofafewthousanddollarsthesame
morning,andyouseethemlunchingtogetheraftertheceremonyashappilyaspossible.You'vegottomakeallowancesformanagers.Theyarethevictimsofheredity.Whenaburglarmarriesahat-checkgirl,theiroffspringgoesintothetheatricalbusinessautomatically,andhecan'tshakeofftheearlyteachingwhichheimbibedathisfather'sknee.Butmorals...."
Wallybrokeofftoallowthewaitertoplaceafriedsolebeforehim.Waitersalwaysselectthemomentwhenwearetalkingourbesttointrudethemselves.
"Asregardsmorals,"resumedWally,"thatisadifferentmatter.Mostmanagersarerespectable,middle-agedmenwithwivesandfamilies.
Theyareinthebusinesstomakemoney,andtheydon'twantanythingelseoutofit.Thegirlsintheircompaniesarelikesomanyclerkstothem,justmachinesthathelptobringthemoneyin.Theydon'tknowhalfadozenofthemtospeakto.ButourgenialIkeisnotlikethat."Wallyconsumedamouthfulofsole."IkeGobleisabadcitizen.Hepaws!He'saslinkerandaprowlerandaleerer.He'sapestandaworm!He'sfatandsoftandflabby.Hehasagreasysoul,awitheredheart,andaneyelikeacodfish.Notknockinghim,ofcourse!"addedWallymagnanimously."Farbeitfrommetoknockanyone!But,speakingwiththeutmostrespectandviewinghiminthemostfavourablelight,heisacombinationoftom-catandthethingsyouseewhenyouturnoveraflatstone!SucharethereasonswhyIamsorrythatyouareinhiscompany."
Jillhadlistenedtothisdiatribewithacertainuneasiness.HerbriefencounterswithMr.Gobletoldherthateverywordwasprobablytrue.ShecouldstillfeeltheunpleasantsensationofbeinginspectedbytheeyewhichWallyhadcompared--quitejustly--tothatofacodfish.Butherprideforbadeanyadmissionofweakness.
"Icantakecareofmyself,"shesaid.
"Idon'tdoubtit,"saidWally."Andyoucouldprobablytakecareof
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yourselfifyoufellintoamuddypond.ButIshouldn'tliketostandonthebankandwatchyoudoingit.Iknowwhatgirlsinthechorushavetogothrough.Hangingaboutforhoursindraughts,doingnothing,whiletheprincipalsgothroughtheirscenes,andyelledatiftheytrytorelievethetediumofcaptivitywithalittlelightconversation...."
"Yes,"admittedJill."Therehasbeenagoodlotofthat."
"Therealwaysis.Ibelieveifthestage-carpenterwasgoingtostickascrewinaflat,theywouldcallachorus-rehearsaltowatchhimdoit....Jill,youmustgetoutofit.It'snolifeforyou.Thework...."
"Ilikethework."
"Whileit'snew,perhaps,but...."
Jillinterruptedhimpassionately.
"Oh,can'tyouunderstand!"shecried."Iwantthework.Ineedit.Iwantsomethingtodo,somethingtooccupymymind.Ihatetalkingaboutit,butyouknowhowthingsarewithme.Freddiemusthavetoldyou.Evenifhedidn't,youmusthaveguessed,meetingmehereall
aloneandrememberinghowthingswerewhenwelastmet.Youmustunderstand!Haven'tyoueverhadaterribleshockoradreadfuldisappointmentthatseemedtosmashupthewholeworld?Anddidn'tyoufindthattheonlypossiblethingtodowastoworkandworkandworkashardaseveryoucould?WhenIfirstcametoAmerica,Inearlywentmad.UncleChrissentmedowntoaplaceonLongIsland,andIhadnothingtodoalldaybutthink.Icouldn'tstandit.IranawayandcametoNewYorkandmetNellyBryantandgotthisworktodo.Itsavedme.Itkeptmebusyalldayandtiredmeoutanddidn'tgivemetimetothink.Theharderitis,thebetteritsuitsme.It'sanantidote.Isimplywouldn'tgiveitupnow.Asforwhatyouweresaying,Imustputupwiththat.Theothergirlsdo,sowhyshouldn'tI?"
"Theyaretoughenedtoit."
"ThenImustgettoughenedtoit.Whatelseisthereformetodo?Imustdosomething."
"Marryme!"saidWally,reachingacrossthetableandputtinghishandonhers.Thelightinhiseyeslituphishomelyfacelikealantern.
III
ThesuddennessofitstartledJillintosilence.Shesnatchedherhand
awayanddrewback,lookingathiminwonderment.Shewasconfusedlyawareofababbleofsound--peopletalking,peoplelaughing,theorchestraplayingalivelytune.Allhersensesseemedtohavebecomesuddenlymoreacute.Shewasintenselyalivetosmalldetails.Then,abruptly,thewholeworldcondenseditselfintotwoeyesthatwerefasteneduponhers--compellingeyeswhichshefeltapanicdesiretoavoid.
Sheturnedherheadaway,andlookedoutintotherestaurant.Itseemedincrediblethatallthesepeople,placidlyintentupontheir
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foodandtheirsmalltalk,shouldnotbestaringather,wonderingwhatshewasgoingtosay;nudgingeachotherandspeculating.Theirdetachmentmadeherfeelaloneandhelpless.Shewasnothingtothemandtheydidnotcarewhathappenedtoher,justasshehadbeennothingtothosefrozenmarshesdownatBrookport.Shewasaloneinanindifferentworld,withherownproblemstosettleforherself.
OthermenhadaskedJilltomarrythem--afulldozenofthem,hereandthereincountryhousesandatLondondances,beforeshehadmetandlovedDerekUnderhill;butnothingthatshehadhadinthewayofexperiencehadpreparedherforWally.Theseothershadgivenhertimetomarshalherforces,tocollectherself,toweighthemthoughtfullyinthebalance.Beforespeaking,theyhadsignalledtheirdevotioninahundredperceptibleways--bytheirpinkness,theirstammeringawkwardness,bytheglassylookintheireyes.Theyhadnotshotaproposalatherlikeabulletfromoutofthecoverofaconversationthathadnothingtodowiththeiremotionsatall.
Yet,nowthattheshockofitwasdyingaway,shebegantoremembersignsshewouldhavenoticed,speecheswhichoughttohavewarnedher....
"Wally!"shegasped.
ShefoundthatheaffectedherinanentirelydifferentfashionfromthelucklessdozenofthoseLondondays.Heseemedtomattermore,tobemoreimportant,almost--thoughsherebelledattheword--moredangerous.
"Letmetakeyououtofitall!Youaren'tfitforthissortoflife.Ican'tbeartoseeyou...."
Jillbentforwardandtouchedhishand.Hestartedasthoughhehadbeenburned.Themusclesofhisthroatwereworking.
"Wally,it's--"Shepausedforaword."Kind"washorrible.Itwouldhavesoundedcold,almostsupercilious."Sweet"wasthesortofthing
shecouldimagineLoisDenhamsayingtoherfriendIzzy.Shebeganhersentenceagain."You'readeartosaythat,but...."
Wallylaughedchokingly.
"YouthinkI'maltruistic?I'mnot.I'mjustasselfishandself-centredasanyothermanwhowantsathingverybadly.I'masaltruisticasachildcryingforthemoon.IwantyoutomarrymebecauseIloveyou,becausethereneverwasanybodylikeyou,becauseyou'rethewholeworld,becauseIalwayshavelovedyou.I'vebeendreamingaboutyouforadozenyears,thinkingaboutyou,wonderingaboutyou--wonderingwhereyouwere,whatyouweredoing,howyoulooked.Iusedtothinkthatitwasjustsentimentality,thatyou
merelystoodforatimeofmylifewhenIwashappierthanIhaveeverbeensince.IusedtothinkthatyouwerejustasortofpegonwhichIwashangingapleasantsentimentalregretfordayswhichcouldnevercomeback.Youwereamemorythatseemedtopersonifyalltheothermemoriesofthebesttimeofmylife.Youwerethegoddessofoldassociations.ThenImetyouinLondon,anditwasdifferent.Iwantedyou--_you_!Ididn'twantyoubecauseyourecalledoldtimesandwereassociatedwithdeadhappiness,Iwanted_you_!IknewIlovedyoudirectlyyouspoketomeatthetheatrethatnightofthefire.Ilovedyourvoiceandyoureyesandyoursmileandyourcourage.And
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thenyoutoldmeyouwereengaged.Imighthaveexpectedit,butIcouldn'tkeepmyjealousyfromshowingitself,andyousnubbedmeasIdeserved.Butnow...thingsaredifferentnow.Everything'sdifferent,exceptmylove."
Jillturnedherfacetothewallbesideher.Amanatthenexttable,acorpulent,red-facedman,hadbeguntostare.Hecouldhaveheardnothing,forWallyhadspokeninalowvoice;butplainlyhewasawarethatsomethingmoreinterestingwashappeningattheirtablethanatanyoftheothertables,andhewaswatchingwithabovineinquisitivenesswhichaffectedJillwithasenseofoutrage.Amomentbefore,shehadresentedtheindifferenceoftheouterworld.Now,thisonestaringmanseemedlikeawatchingmultitude.Thereweretearsinhereyes,andshefeltthatthered-facedmansuspectedit.
"Wally...."Hervoicebroke."It'simpossible."
"Why?Why,Jill?"
"Because....Oh,it'simpossible!"
Therewasasilence.
"Because...."Heseemedtofindadifficultyinspeaking."Becauseof
Underhill?"
Jillnodded.Shefeltwretched.Themonstrousincongruityofhersurroundingsoppressedher.Theorchestrahaddashedintoarollickingmelody,whichsetherfoottappinginspiteofherself.Atanear-bytablesomebodywasshoutingwithlaughter.Twowaitersataservice-standwerecloseenoughforhertocatchsnatchesoftheirtalk.Theywerearguingaboutanorderoffriedpotatoes.Onceagainherfeelingsveeredround,andsheloathedthedetachmentoftheworld.HerheartachedforWally.Shecouldnotlookathim,butsheknewexactlywhatshewouldseeifshedid--honest,pleadingeyessearchingherfaceforsomethingwhichshecouldnotgive.
"Yes,"shesaid.
Thetablecreaked.Wallywasleaningfurtherforward.Heseemedlikesomethinglargeandpathetic--abigdogintrouble.Shehatedtobehurtinghim.Andallthetimeherfoottappedaccompanimenttotherag-timetune.
"Butyoucan'tliveallyourlifewithamemory,"saidWally.
Jillturnedandfacedhim.Hiseyesseemedtoleapather,andtheywerejustasshehadpicturedthem.
"Youdon'tunderstand,"shesaidgently."Youdon'tunderstand."
"It'sended.It'sover."
Jillshookherhead.
"Youcan'tstilllovehim,afterwhathashappened!"
"Idon'tknow,"saidJillunhappily.
ThewordsseemedtobewilderWallyasmuchastheyhadbewildered
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Freddie.
"Youdon'tknow?"
Jillshuthereyestight.Wallyquivered.Itwasatrickshehadhadasachild.Inperplexity,shehadalwaysscreweduphereyesjustlikethat,asiftoshutherselfupinherself.
"Don'ttalkforaminute,Wally,"shesaid."Iwanttothink."
Hereyesopened.
"It'slikethis,"shesaid.Hehadseenherlookathiminexactlythesamewayahundredtimes."Idon'tsupposeIcanmakeyouunderstand,butthisishowitis.Supposeyouhadaroom,anditwasfull--ofthings.Furniture.Andtherewasn'tanyspaceleft.You--youcouldn'tputanythingelseintillyouhadtakenallthatout,couldyou?Itmightnotbeworthanything,butitwouldstillbethere,takingupalltheroom."
Wallynodded.
"Yes,"hesaid."Isee."
"Myheart'sfull,Wallydear.Iknowit'sjustlumberthat'schokingitup,butit'sdifficulttogetitout.Ittakestimegettingitout.Iputitin,thinkingitwaswonderfulfurniture,themostwonderfulintheworld,and--Iwascheated.Itwasjustlumber.Butit'sthere.It'sstillthere.It'sthereallthetime.AndwhatamItodo?"
Theorchestracrashed,andwassilent.Thesuddenstillnessseemedtobreakaspell.Theworldinvadedthelittleislandwheretheysat.Achatteringpartyofgirlsandmenbrushedpastthem.Thewaiter,judgingthattheyhadbeentherelongenough,slippedastripofpaper,decorouslyturnedupsidedown,infrontofWally.Hetookthemoney,andwentawaytogetchange.
WallyturnedtoJill.
"Iunderstand,"hesaid."Allthishasn'thappened,andwe'rejustasgoodpalsasbefore?"
"Yes."
"But...."Heforcedalaugh..."markmywords,atimemaycome,andthen...!"
"Idon'tknow,"saidJill.
"Atimemaycome,"repeatedWally."Atanyrate,letmethinkso.It
hasnothingtodowithme.It'sforyoutodecide,absolutely.I'mnotgoingtopursueyouwithmyaddresses!Ifeveryougetthatroomofyoursemptied,youwon'thavetohangouta'ToLet'sign.Ishallbewaiting,andyouwillknowwheretofindme.And,inthemeantime,yourstocommand,WallaceMason.Isthatclear?"
"Quiteclear."Jilllookedathimaffectionately."There'snobodyI'dratheropenthatroomtothanyou,Wally.Youknowthat."
"Isthatthesolemntruth?"
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"Thesolemntruth."
"Then,"saidWally,"intwominutesyouwillseeastartledwaiter.Therewillbeaboutfourteendollarschangeoutofthattwentyhetookaway.I'mgoingtogiveitalltohim."
"Youmustn't!"
"Everycent!"saidWallyfirmly."AndtheyoungGreekbrigandwhostolemyhatatthedoorisgoingtogetadollar!That,asourasceticandhonourablefriendGoblewouldsay,isthesortoflittleguy_I_am!"
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Thered-facedmanatthenexttableeyedthemastheywentout,leavingbehindthemawaiterwhoclutchedtotteringlyforsupportatthebackofachair.
"Hadarow,"hedecided,"butmadeitup."
Hecalledforatoothpick.
CHAPTERXVI
MR.GOBLEPLAYSWITHFATE
I
OntheboardwalkatAtlanticCity,thatmuch-enduringseashoreresortwhichhasbeenthebirthplaceofsomanymusicalplays,therestandsanall-dayandall-nightrestaurant,underthesamemanagementand
offeringthesamehospitalityastheoneinColumbusCircleatwhichJillhadtakenherfirstmealonarrivinginNewYork.Atleast,itshospitalityisnoisyduringthewakingandworkinghoursoftheday;buttherearemomentswhenithasanalmostcloistralpeace,andthecustomer,abashedbythecoldcalmofitssnowymarbleandthesilentgravityofthewhite-robedattendants,unconsciouslylowershisvoiceandtriestokeephisfeetfromshuffling,likeoneinatemple.Themembersofthechorusof"TheRoseofAmerica,"droppinginbyonesandtwosatsixo'clockinthemorningabouttwoweeksaftertheeventsrecordedinthelastchapter,spokeinwhispersandgavetheirordersforbreakfastinasubduedundertone.
Thedress-rehearsalhadjustdraggeditswearylengthtoaclose.It
isthecustomofthedwellersinAtlanticCity,whoseemtoliveentirelybypleasure,toattendaspeciesofvaudevilleperformances--incorrectlytermedasacredconcert--onSundaynights,andithadbeenoneo'clockinthemorningbeforetheconcertscenerycouldbemovedoutofthetheatreandthefirstactsetof"TheRoseofAmerica"movedin.And,asbysomeunwrittenlawofthedramanodress-rehearsalcanbeginwithoutadelayofatleastanhourandahalf,thecurtainhadnotgoneuponMr.Miller'sopeningchorustillhalf-pasttwo.Therehadbeendress-parades,conferences,interminableargumentsbetweenthestage-directorandamysteriousmanin
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shirt-sleevesaboutthelights,moredress-parades,furtherconferences,hitcheswithregardtothesets,andanotheroutbreakofdebateonthesubjectofblues,ambers,andthemanagementofthe"spot,"whichwasworkedbyaplaintivevoice,answeringtothenameofCharlie,atthebackofthefamilycircle.Butbysixo'clockacomplete,ifragged,performancehadbeengiven,andthechorus,whohadpartakenofnonourishmentsincedinneronthepreviousnight,hadlimpedoffroundthecornerforabiteofbreakfastbeforegoingtobed.
Theywereabatteredandadraggledcompany,somewithdarkcirclesbeneaththeireyes,othersbloomingwiththeunnaturalscarletofthemake-upwhichtheyhadbeentootiredtotakeoff.TheDuchess,haughtytothelast,hadfallenasleepwithherheadonthetable.Thered-headedBabewaslyingbackinherchair,staringattheceiling.TheSoutherngirlblinkedlikeanowlatthemorningsunshineoutontheboardwalk.
TheCherub,whosetriumphantyouthhadbroughtheralmostfreshthroughasleeplessnight,contributedtheonlyremarkmadeduringtheintervalofwaitingforthemeal.
"Thefascinationofathtagelife!Whygirlsleavehome!"Shelookedatherreflectioninthelittlemirrorofhervanity-bag."It_is_a
face!"shemurmuredreflectively."ButIshouldhatetohavetogoaroundwithitlong!"
Asallowyoungman,withthealertnesspeculiartothosewhoworkonthenight-shiftsofrestaurants,dumpedatraydownonthetablewithaclatter.TheDuchesswokeup.Babetookhereyesofftheceiling.TheSoutherngirlceasedtolookatthesunshine.Already,atthemeresightoffood,theextraordinaryrecuperativepowersofthetheatricalworkerhadbeguntoassertthemselves.Infiveminutesthesegirlswouldbefeelingcompletelyrestoredandfitforanything.
Conversationbrokeoutwiththefirstsipofcoffee,andthecalmoftherestaurantwasshattered.Itsdayhadbegun.
"It'sagreatlifeifyoudon'tweaken,"saidtheCherubhungrilyattackingheromelette."Andtheworthtisyettocome!Ithupposeallyouolddearsrealithethatthisshowwillhavetoberewrittenfromendtoend,andwe'llberehearthingdayandnightallthetimewe'reontheroad."
"Why?"LoisDenhamspokewithhermouthfull."What'swrongwithit?"
TheDuchesstookasipofcoffee.
"Don'tmakemelaugh!"shepleaded."What'swrongwithit?What'srightwithit,onewouldfeelmoreinclinedtoask!"
"Onewouldfeelthtillmoreinclined,"saidtheCherub,"toathkwhyonewasthuchachumpastoletoneselfinforthissortofthingwhenonehearsonallsidesthatwaitressesearnthixtydollarsamonth."
"Thenumbersareallright,"arguedBabe."Idon'tmeanthemelodies,butJohnnyhasarrangedsomegoodbusiness."
"Healwaysdoes,"saidtheSoutherngirl."Somemorebuckwheatcakes,please.Butwhataboutthebook?"
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"Ineverlistentothebook."
TheCherublaughed.
"You'retoogoodtoyourself!Ilistenedtoitrightalong,andtakeitfrommeit'ssad!Ofcourthethey'llhaveitfixed.Wecan'topeninNewYorklikethis.Myprofessionalreputationwouldn'tthtandit!Didn'tyoutheeWallyMasoninfront,makingnotes?They'vegothimdowntodothere-writing."
Jill,whohadbeenlisteninginadazedwaytotheconversation,fightingagainstthewavesofsleepwhichfloodedoverher,wokeup.
"WasWally--wasMr.Masonthere?"
"Sure.Sittingattheback."
Jillcouldnothavesaidwhethershewasgladorsorry.ShehadnotseenWallysincethatafternoonwhentheyhadlunchedtogetherattheCosmopolis,andtherushofthefinalweeksofrehearsalshadgivenherlittleopportunityforthinkingofhim.Atthebackofhermindhadbeenthefeelingthatsoonerorlatershewouldhavetothinkofhim,butfortwoweeksshehadbeentootiredandtoobusyto
re-examinehimasafactorinherlife.Therehadbeentimeswhenthethoughtofhimhadbeenlikethesunshineonawinterday,warmingherwithalmostanimpersonalglowinmomentsofdepression.Andthensomesharp,poignantmemoryofDerekwouldcometoblothimout.
Shecameoutofherthoughtstofindthatthetalkhadtakenanotherturn.
"Andtheworthtofitis,"theCherubwassaying,"weshallrehearthealldayandgiveashoweverynightandworkourselvestothebone,andthen,whenthey'regoodandready,they'llfireoneofus!"
"That'sright!"agreedtheSoutherngirl.
"Theycouldn't!"Jillcried.
"Youwait!"saidtheCherub."They'llneveropeninNewYorkwiththirteengirls.Ike'smuchtoothuperstitious."
"Buttheywouldn'tdoathinglikethatafterwe'veallworkedsohard!"
Therewasageneralburstofsardoniclaughter.Jill'sopinionofthechivalryoftheatricalmanagersseemedtobehigherthanthatofhermoreexperiencedcolleagues.
"They'lldoanything,"theCherubassuredher.
"Youdon'tknowthehalfofit,dearie,"scoffedLoisDenham."Youdon'tknowthehalfofit!"
"Waittillyou'vebeeninasmanyshowsasIhave,"saidBabe,shakingherredlocks."Theusualthingistokeepagirlslavingherheadoffallthroughtheroad-tourandthenfireherbeforetheNewYorkopening."
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"Butit'sashame!Itisn'tfair!"
"Ifoneisexpectingtobetreatedfairly,"saidtheDuchesswithaprolongedyawn,"oneshouldnotgointotheshow-business."
And,havingutteredthisprofoundlytruemaxim,shefellasleepagain.
TheslumberoftheDuchesswasthesignalforageneralmove.Hersomnolencewascatching.Therestorativeeffectsofthemealwerebeginningtowearoff.Therewasacallforachorusrehearsalatfouro'clock,anditseemedthewisemovetogotobedandgetsomesleepwhiletherewastime.TheDuchesswasrousedfromherdreamsbymeansofapieceoficefromoneofthetumblers;billswerepaid;andthecompanypouredout,yawningandchattering,intothesunlightoftheemptyboardwalk.
Jilldetachedherselffromthegroup,andmadeherwaytoaseatfacingthesea.Tirednesshadfallenuponherlikealeadenweight,crushingallthepoweroutofherlimbs,andthethoughtofwalkingtotheboarding-housewhere,frommotivesofeconomy,shewassharingaroomwiththeCherub,paralysedher.
Itwasaperfectmorning,clearandcloudless,withthewarmfreshnessofadaythatmeanstobehotterlateron.Theseasparkled
inthesun.Littlewavesbrokelazilyonthegreysand.Jillclosedhereyes,forthebrightnessofsunandwaterwastrying;andherthoughtswentbacktowhattheCherubhadsaid.
IfWallywasreallygoingtorewritetheplay,theywouldbethrowntogether.Shewouldbeobligedtomeethim,andshewasnotsurethatshewasreadytomeethim.Still,hewouldbesomebodytotalktoonsubjectsotherthantheoneeternaltopicofthetheatre,somebodywhobelongedtotheoldlife.ShehadceasedtoregardFreddieRookeinthislight;forFreddie,solemnwithhisnewresponsibilitiesasaprincipal,wasthemostwhole-hearteddevoteeof"shop"inthecompany.Freddienowadaysdeclinedtoconsideranysubjectforconversationthatdidnothavetodowith"TheRoseofAmerica"in
generalandhisshareinitinparticular.Jillhadgivenhimup,andhehadpairedoffwithNellyBryant.Thetwowereinseparable.Jillhadtakenoneortwomealswiththem,butFreddie'sprofessionalmonologues,ofwhichNellyseemednevertoweary,weretoomuchforher.Asaresultshewasnowverymuchalone.Thereweregirlsinthecompanywhomsheliked,butmostofthemhadtheirownintimatefriends,andshewasalwaysconsciousofnotbeingreallywanted.Shewaslonely,and,afterexaminingthematterasclearlyashertiredmindwouldallow,shefoundherselfcuriouslysoothedbythethoughtthatWallywouldbeneartomitigateherloneliness.
Sheopenedhereyes,blinking.Sleephadcreptuponherwithaninsidioussuddenness,andshehadalmostfallenoverontheseat.She
wasjustbracingherselftogetupandbeginthelongtramptotheboarding-house,whenavoicespokeatherside.
"Hullo!Goodmorning!"
Jilllookedup.
"Hullo,Wally!"
"Surprisedtoseeme?"
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"No.MillyTrevorsaidshehadseenyouattherehearsallastnight."
Wallycameroundthebenchandseatedhimselfatherside.Hiseyesweretired,andhischindarkandbristly.
"Hadbreakfast?"
"Yes,thanks.Haveyou?"
"Notyet.Howareyoufeeling?"
"Rathertired."
"Iwonderyou'renotdead.I'vebeenthroughagoodmanydress-rehearsals,butthisonewastherecord.Whytheycouldn'thavehaditcomfortablyinNewYorkandjusthaverunthroughthepiecewithoutscenerylastnight,Idon'tknow,exceptthatinmusicalcomedyit'setiquettealwaystodothemostinconvenientthing.Theyknowperfectlywellthattherewasnochanceofgettingthesceneryintothetheatretillthesmallhours.Youmustbewornout.Whyaren'tyouinbed?"
"Icouldn'tfacethewalk.IsupposeIoughttobegoing,though."
Shehalfrose,thensankbackagain.Theglitterofthewaterhypnotizedher.Sheclosedhereyesagain.ShecouldhearWallyspeaking,thenhisvoicegrewsuddenlyfaintandfaroff,andsheceasedtofightthedeliciousdrowsiness.
Jillawokewithastart.Sheopenedhereyes,andshutthemagainatonce.Thesunwasverystrongnow.ItwasoneofthoseprematurelywarmdaysofearlySpringwhichhaveallthelanguorousheatoflatesummer.Sheopenedhereyesoncemore,andfoundthatshewasfeelinggreatlyrefreshed.ShealsodiscoveredthatherheadwasrestingonWally'sshoulder.
"HaveIbeenasleep?"
Wallylaughed.
"Youhavebeenhavingwhatyoumightcallanap."Hemassagedhisleftarmvigorously."Youneededit.Doyoufeelmorerestednow?"
"Goodgracious!HaveIbeensquashingyourpoorarmallthetime?Whydidn'tyoumove?"
"Iwasafraidyouwouldfallover.Youjustshutyoureyesandtoppledsideways."
"What'sthetime?"
Wallylookedathiswatch.
"Justonten."
"Ten!"Jillwashorrified."Why,Ihavebeengivingyoucrampforaboutthreehours!Youmusthavehadanawfultime!"
"Oh,itwasallright.IthinkIdozedoffmyself.Exceptthatthe
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birdsdidn'tcomeandcoveruswithleaves;itwasratherlikethe'BabesintheWood.'"
"Butyouhaven'thadanybreakfast!Aren'tyoustarving?"
"Well,I'mnotsayingIwouldn'tspearafriedeggwithsomevimifithappenedtofloatpast.Butthere'splentyoftimeforthat.Lotsofdoctorssayyououghtn'ttoeatbreakfast,andIndianfakirsgowithoutfoodfordaysatatimeinordertodeveloptheirsouls.ShallItakeyoubacktowhereveryou'restaying?Yououghttogetapropersleepinbed."
"Don'tdreamoftakingme.Gooffandhavesomethingtoeat."
"Oh,thatcanwait.I'dliketoseeyousafelyhome."
Jillwasconsciousofarenewedsenseofhiscomfortingness.Therewasnodoubtaboutit,Wallywasdifferentfromanyothermanshehadknown.Shesuddenlyfeltguilty,asifshewereobtainingsomethingvaluableunderfalsepretences.
"Wally!"
"Hullo?"
"You--yououghtn'ttobesogoodtome!"
"Nonsense!Where'stheharminlendingahand--or,rather,anarm--toapalintrouble?"
"YouknowwhatImean.Ican't...thatistosay...itisn'tasthough...Imean...."
Wallysmiledatired,friendlysmile.
"Ifyou'retryingtosaywhatIthinkyou'retryingtosay,don't!Wehadallthatouttwoweeksago.Iquiteunderstandtheposition.You
mustn'tworryyourselfaboutit."Hetookherarm,andtheycrossedtheboardwalk."Arewegoingintherightdirection?Youleadtheway.Iknowexactlyhowyoufeel.We'reoldfriends,andnothingmore.But,asanoldfriend,Iclaimtherighttobehavelikeanoldfriend.Ifanoldfriendcan'tbehavelikeanoldfriend,how_can_anoldfriendbehave?Andnowwe'llrulethewholetopicoutoftheconversation.Butperhapsyou'retootiredforconversation?"
"Oh,no."
"ThenIwilltellyouaboutthesaddeathofyoungMr.Pilkington."
"What!"
"Well,whenIsaydeath,Iusethewordinaloosesense.Thehumangiraffestillbreathes,andIimagine,fromthespeedwithwhichheleggeditbacktohishotelwhenweparted,thathestilltakesnourishment.Butreallyheisdead.Hisheartisbroken.Wehadaconferenceafterthedress-rehearsal,andourfriendMr.Gobletoldhiminnouncertainwords--inthewholecourseofmyexperienceIhaveneverheardwordslessuncertain--thathisdamnedrottenhigh-browfalse-alarmofashow--IamquotingMr.Goble--wouldhavetoberewrittenbyalienhands.Andthesearethem!Ontheright,alien
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righthand.Ontheleft,alienlefthand.Yes,IamtheinstrumentselectedforthemurderofPilkington'sartisticaspirations.I'mgoingtorewritetheshow.Infact,Ihavealreadyrewrittenthefirstactandmostofthesecond.Gobleforesawthiscontingencyandtoldmetogetbusytwoweeksago,andI'vebeenworkinghardeversince.Weshallstartrehearsingthenewversionto-morrowandopeninBaltimorenextMondaywithpracticallyadifferentpiece.Andit'sgoingtobeapippin,believe_me_,saidourheromodestly.Agangofcomposershasbeenworkinginshiftsfortwoweeks,and,bychuckingoutnearlyalloftheoriginalmusic,weshallhaveagoodscore.Itmeansalotofworkforyou,I'mafraid.Allthebusinessofthenumberswillhavetobere-arranged."
"Ilikework,"saidJill."ButI'msorryforMr.Pilkington."
"He'sallright.Heownsseventypercentoftheshow.Hemaymakeafortune.He'scertaintomakeacomfortablesum.Thatis,ifhedoesn'tsellouthisinterestinpique--ordudgeon,ifyoupreferit.Fromwhathesaidatthecloseoftheproceedings,Ifancyhewouldsellouttoanybodywhoaskedhim.Atleast,hesaidthathewashedhishandsofthepiece.He'sgoingbacktoNewYorkthisafternoon--won'tevenwaitfortheopening.Ofcourse,_I'm_sorryforthepoorchapinaway,buthehadnoright,withtheexcellentcentralideawhichhegot,toturnoutsucharottenbook.Oh,bythe
way!"
"Yes?"
"Anothertragedy!Unavoidable,butpathetic.PooroldFreddie!He'sout!"
"Oh,no!"
"Out!"repeatedWallyfirmly.
"Butdidn'tyouthinkhewasgoodlastnight?"
"Hewasawful!Butthatisn'twhy.GoblewantedhispartrewrittenasaScotchman,soastogetMcAndrew,thefellowwhomadesuchahitlastseasonin'Hoots,Mon!'Thatsortofthingisalwayshappeninginmusicalcomedy.Youhavetofitpartstosuitwhatevergoodpeoplehappentobeavailableatthemoment.MyheartbleedsforFreddie,butwhatcanonedo?Atanyrateheisn'tsobadlyoffasafellowwasinoneofmyshows.Inthesecondacthewassupposedtohaveescapedfromanasylum,andthemanagement,inapassionforrealism,insistedthatheshouldshavehishead.Thedayafterheshavedit,theyheardthatasuperiorcomedianwasdisengagedandfiredhim.It'saruthlessbusiness."
"Thegirlsweresayingthatoneofuswouldbedismissed."
"Oh,Ishouldn'tthinkthat'slikely."
"Ihopenot."
"SodoI.Whatarewestoppingfor?"
Jillhadhaltedinfrontofashabby-lookinghouse,oneofthosedepressingbuildingswhichspringupovernightatseashoreresortsandstarttodecaythemomentthebuildershaveleftthem.
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"Ilivehere."
"Here?"Wallylookedatherinconsternation."But...."
Jillsmiled.
"Weworking-girlshavegottoeconomize.Besides,it'squitecomfortable--fairlycomfortable--inside,andit'sonlyforaweek."Sheyawned."IbelieveI'mfallingasleepagain.I'dbetterhurryinandgotobed.Good-bye,Wallydear.You'vebeenwonderful.Mindyougoandgetagoodbreakfast."
II
WhenJillarrivedatthetheatreatfouro'clockforthechorusrehearsal,theexpectedblowhadnotfallen.NostepshadapparentlybeentakentoeliminatethethirteenthgirlwhosepresenceinthecastpreyedonMr.Goble'ssuperstitiousmind.Butshefoundhercolleaguesstillinaconditionofpessimisticforeboding."Wait!"wasthegloomywatchwordof"TheRoseofAmerica"chorus.
Therehearsalpassedoffwithoutevent.Itlasteduntilsixo'clock,
whenJill,theCherub,andtwoorthreeoftheothergirlswenttosnatchahastydinnerbeforereturningtothetheatretomakeup.Itwasnotacheerfulmeal.Reactionhadsetinaftertheover-exertionofthepreviousnight,anditwastooearlyforfirst-nightexcitementtotakeitsplace.Everybody,eventheCherub,whosespiritsseldomfailedher,wasdepressed,andtheideaofanoverhangingdoomhadgrown.Itseemednowtobemerelyaquestionofspeculatingonthevictim,andtheconversationgaveJill,asthelastadditiontothecompany,andsothecauseofswellingtheranksofthechorustotheunluckynumber,afeelingofguilt.Shewasgladwhenitwastimetogobacktothetheatre.
Themomentsheandhercompanionsenteredthedressing-room,itwas
madecleartothemthatthedoomhadfallen.Inachairinthecorner,allherpretenceandaffectationsweptawayinafloodoftears,sattheunhappyDuchess,thecentreofagroupofgirlsanxioustoconsole,butlimitedintheirideasofconsolationtoanoccasionalpatonthebackandanofferofafreshpocket-handkerchief.
"It'stough,honey!"somebodywassayingasJillcamein.
Somebodyelsesaiditwasfierce,andathirdgirldeclaredittobethelimit.Afourthgirl,well-meaningbutlesshelpfulthanshewouldhavelikedtobe,wasadvisingthevictimnottoworry.
Thestoryofthedisasterwasbriefandeasilytold.TheDuchess,
sailinginatthestage-door,hadpausedattheletterboxtoseeifCuthbert,herfaithfulauto-salesman,hadsentheragood-lucktelegram.Hehad,buthisgoodwisheswereunfortunatelyneutralizedbythefactthattheverynextletterintheboxwasonefromthemanagement,crispandtothepoint,informingtheDuchessthatherserviceswouldnotberequiredthatnightorthereafter.Itwasthesubtlemeannessoftheblowthatrousedtheindignationof"TheRoseofAmerica"chorus,thecunningvillainywithwhichithadbeentimed.
"PoorMae,ifshe'dopenedto-night,they'dhavehadtogivehertwo
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weeks'noticeorhersalary.Buttheycanfireherwithoutacentjustbecauseshe'sonlybeenrehearsingandhasn'tgivenashow!"
TheDuchessburstintofreshfloodoftears.
"Don'tyouworry,honey!"advisedthewell-meaninggirlwhowouldhavebeeninherelementlookinginonJobwithBildadtheShuhiteandhisfriends."Don'tyouworry!"
"It'stough!"saidthegirlwhohadadoptedthatformofverbalconsolation.
"It'sfierce!"saidthegirlwhopreferredthatadjective.
Theothergirl,withanairofsayingsomethingnew,repeatedherstatementthatitwasthelimit.TheDuchesscriedforlornlythroughout.Shehadneededthisengagementbadly.Chorussalariesarenotstupendous,butitispossibletosavemoneybymeansofthemduringaNewYorkrun,especiallyifyouhavespentthreeyearsinamilliner'sshopandcanmakeyourownclothes,astheDuchess,inspiteofherairofbeingturnedoutbyFifthAvenuemodistes,couldanddid.Shehadbeenlookingforward,nowthatthisabsurdpiecewastoberewrittenbysomeonewhoknewhisbusinessandhadagoodchanceofsuccess,toputtingbyjustthosefewdollarsthatmakeallthe
differencewhenyouareembarkingonmarriedlife.Cuthbert,forallhisfaithfulness,couldnotholdupthefinancialendoftheestablishmentunsupportedforatleastanothereighteenmonths;andthisdisastermeantthattheweddingwouldhavetobepostponedagain.SotheDuchess,abandoningthataristocraticmannercriticizedbysomeofhercolleaguesas"up-stage"andbyothersas"Ritz-y,"satinherchairandconsumedpocket-handkerchiefsasfastastheywereofferedtoher.
Jillhadbeentheonlygirlintheroomwhohadspokennowordofconsolation.ThiswasnotbecauseshewasnotsorryfortheDuchess.Shehadneverbeensorrierforanyoneinherlife.Thepathosofthatswiftdescentfromhaughtinesstomiseryhadbittendeepintoher
sensitiveheart.Butsherevoltedattheideaofechoingthebanalwordsoftheothers.Wordswerenogood,shethought,asshesetherlittleteethandglaredatanabsentmanagement--amanagementjustaboutnowpresumablydistendingitselfwithaluxuriousdinneratoneofthebighotels.Deedswerewhatshedemanded.Allherlifeshehadbeenagirlofimpulsiveaction,andshewantedtoactimpulsivelynow.ShewasinmuchthesameBerserkmoodashadswepther,raging,tothedefenceofBilltheparrotontheoccasionofhisdisputewithHenryofLondon.Thefightingspiritwhichhadbeendrainedfromherbytheall-nightrehearsalhadcomebackinfullmeasure.
"Whatareyougoingto_do_?"shecried."Aren'tyougoingto_do_ something?"
Do?Themembersof"TheRoseofAmerica"ensemblelookeddoubtfullyatoneanother.Do?Ithadnotoccurredtothemthattherewasanythingtobedone.Thesethingshappened,andyouregrettedthem,butasfordoinganything,well,what_could_youdo?
Jill'sfacewaswhiteandhereyeswereflaming.ShedominatedtheroomfulofgirlslikealittleNapoleon.Thechangeinherstartledthem.Hithertotheyhadalwayslookedonherasratheranunusuallyquietgirl.Shehadalwaysmadeherselfunobtrusivelypleasanttothem
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all.Theyalllikedher.Buttheyhadneversuspectedherofpossessingthismilitantquality.Nobodyspoke,buttherewasageneralstir.Shehadflunganewideabroadcast,anditwasbeginningtotakeroot.Dosomething?Well,ifitcametothat,whynot?
"Weoughtalltorefusetogoonto-nightunlesstheylethergoon!"Jilldeclared.
Thestirbecameamovement.Enthusiasmiscatching,andeverygirlisatheartarebel.Andtheideawasappealingtotheimagination.Refusetogiveashowontheopeningnight!Hadachoruseverdonesuchathing?Theytrembledonthevergeofmakinghistory.
"Strike?"quaveredsomebodyattheback.
"Yes,strike!"criedJill.
"Hooray!That'sthethtuff!"shoutedtheCherub,andturnedthescale.Shewasapopulargirl,andheradherencetotheCauseconfirmedthedoubters."Thtrike!"
"Strike!Strike!"
JillturnedtotheDuchess,whohadbeengapingamazedlyatthe
demonstration.Shenolongerwept,butsheseemedinadream.
"Dressandgetreadytogoon,"Jillcommanded."We'llalldressandgetreadytogoon.ThenI'llgoandfindMr.Gobleandtellhimwhatwemeantodo.And,ifhedoesn'tgivein,we'llstayhereinthisroom,andtherewon'tbeaperformance!"
III
Mr.Goble,withaDerbyhatonthebackofhisheadandanunlightedcigarinthecornerofhismouth,wassuperintendingtheerectionofthefirstactsetwhenJillfoundhim.Hewasstandingwithhisback
tothesafety-curtaingloweringatabluecanvas,supposedtorepresentoneofthosepicturesquesummerskieswhichyougetatthebestplacesonLongIsland.Jill,comingdown-stagefromthestaircasethatledtothedressing-room,interruptedhislineofvision.
"Getoutofthelight!"bellowedMr.Goble,alwaysamanofdirectspeech,adding"Damnyou!"forgoodmeasure.
"Pleasemovetooneside,"interpretedthestage-director."Mr.Gobleislookingattheset."
Theheadcarpenter,whocompletedthelittlegroup,saidnothing.Stagecarpentersalwayssaynothing.Longassociationwithfussy
directorshastaughtthemthattheonlypolicytopursueonopeningnightsistowithdrawintothesilence,wrapthemselvesupinit,andnotemergeuntiltheenemyhasgrowntiredandgoneofftoworrysomebodyelse.
"Itdon'tlookright!"saidMr.Goble,cockinghisheadononeside.
"Iseewhatyoumean,Mr.Goble,"assentedthestage-directorobsequiously."Ithasperhapsalittletoomuch--er--notquiteenough--yes,Iseewhatyoumean!"
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"It'stoo--damn--BLUE!"raspedMr.Goble,impatientofthevacillatingcriticism."That'swhat'sthematterwithit."
Theheadcarpenterabandonedthesilentpolicyofalifetime.Hefeltimpelledtoutter.Hewasamanwho,whennotatthetheatre,spentmostofhistimeinbed,readingall-fictionmagazines;butitsohappenedthatonce,lastsummer,hehadactuallyseenthesky;andheconsideredthatthisentitledhimtospeakalmostasaspecialistonthesubject.
"Thersky_is_blue!"heobservedhuskily."Yessir!Iseenit!"
Hepassedintothesilenceagain,and,topreventafurtherlapse,stoppeduphismouthwithapieceofchewing-gum.
Mr.Gobleregardedthesilver-tonguedoratorwrathfully.Hewasnotaccustomedtochatterboxesarguingwithhimlikethis.Hewouldprobablyhavesaidsomethingmomentousandcrushing,butatthispointJillintervened.
"Mr.Goble."
Themanagerswungroundonher.
"What_is_it?"
Itissadtothinkhowswiftlyaffectioncanchangetodislikeinthisworld.Twoweeksbefore,Mr.GoblehadlookedonJillwithfavour.Shehadseemedgoodinhiseyes.Butthatrefusalofherstolunchwithhim,followedbyarefusalsomedayslatertotakeabitofsuppersomewhere,hadalteredhisviewsonfemininecharm.Ifithadbeenlefttohim,asmostthingswereaboutthistheatre,todecidewhichofthethirteengirlsshouldbedismissed,hewouldundoubtedlyhaveselectedJill.ButatthisstageintheproceedingstherewastheunfortunatenecessityofmakingconcessionstothetemperamentalJohnsonMiller.Mr.Goblewasawarethatthedance-director'sservices
wouldbebadlyneededinthere-arrangementofthenumbersduringthecomingweekorso,andheknewthattherewereadozenmanagerswaitingeagerlytowelcomehimifhethrewuphispresentjob,sohehadbeenobligedtoapproachhiminquiteahumblespiritandenquirewhichofhisfemalechoruscouldbemosteasilyspared.And,astheDuchesshadahabitofcarryingherhaughtylanguorontothestageandemployingitasasubstituteforthechoreawhichwasMr.Miller'sideal,thedance-directorhadchosenher.ToMr.Goble'sdislikeofJill,therefore,wasaddednowsomethingofthefuryofthebaffledpotentate.
"'Jerwant?"hedemanded.
"Mr.Gobleisextremelybusy,"saidthestage-director."Extremely."
AmomentarydoubtastothebestwayofapproachinghersubjecthadtroubledJillonherwaydownstairs,but,nowthatshewasonthebattlefieldconfrontingtheenemy,shefoundherselfcool,collected,andfullofacoldragewhichsteeledhernerveswithoutconfusinghermind.
"IcametoaskyoutoletMaeD'Arcygoonto-night."
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"Whothehell'sMaeD'Arcy?"Mr.Goblebrokeofftobellowatascene-shifterwhowasdepositingthewallofMrs.StuyvesantvanDyke'sLongIslandresidencetoofardownstage."Notthere,youfool!Higherup!"
"Yougavehernoticethisevening,"saidJill.
"Well,whataboutit?"
"Wewantyoutowithdrawit."
"Who's'we'?"
"Theothergirlsandmyself."
Mr.GoblejerkedhisheadsoviolentlythattheDerbyhatflewoff,tobepickedup,dusted,andrestoredbythestage-director.
"Oh,soyoudon'tlikeit?Well,youknowwhatyoucando...."
"Yes,"saidJill,"wedo.Wearegoingtostrike."
"What?"
"Ifyoudon'tletMaegoon,weshan'tgoon.Therewon'tbeaperformanceto-night,unlessyouliketogiveonewithoutachorus."
"Areyoucrazy?"
"Perhaps.Butwe'requiteunanimous."
Mr.Goble,likemosttheatricalmanagers,wasnotgoodatwordsovertwosyllables.
"You'rewhat?"
"We'vetalkeditover,andwe'vealldecidedtodowhatIsaid."
Mr.Goble'shatshotoffagain,andgambolledawayintothewings,withthestage-directorboundingafteritlikearetriever.
"Whoseidea'sthis?"demandedMr.Goble.Hiseyeswerealittlefoggy,forhisbrainwasadjustingitselfbutslowlytothenovelsituation.
"Mine."
"Oh,yours!Ithoughtasmuch!"
"Well,"saidJill,"I'llgobackandtellthemthatyouwillnotdowhatweask.Wewillkeepourmake-uponincaseyouchangeyour
mind."
Sheturnedaway.
"Comeback!"
Jillproceededtowardthestaircase.Asshewent,ahuskyvoicespokeinherear.
"Gotoit,kid!You'reallright!"
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Thehead-carpenterhadbrokenhisTrappistvowstwiceinasingleevening,athingwhichhadnothappenedtohimsincethenightthreeyearsago,when,sinkingwearilyintoaseatinadarkcornerforabitofarest,hefoundthatoneofhisassistantshadplacedapotofredpaintthere.
IV
ToMr.Goble,fermentingandfullofstrangeoaths,enteredJohnsonMiller.Thedance-directorwasalwaysedgeyonfirstnights,andduringtheforegoingconversationhadbeenflittingaboutthestagelikeawhite-hairedmoth.Hisdeafnesshadkepthimincompleteignorancethattherewasanythinguntowardafoot,andhenowapproachedMr.Goblewithhiswatchinhishand.
"Eighttwenty-five,"heobserved."Timethosegirlswereonstage."
Mr.Goble,gladofaconcretetargetforhiswrath,cursedhiminabouttwohundredandfiftyrichandwell-selectedwords.
"Huh?"saidMiller,handtoear.
Mr.Goblerepeatedthelasthundredandelevenwords,thepickofthebunch.
"Can'thear!"saidMr.Millerregretfully."Gotacold."
ThegravedangerthatMr.Goble,athick-neckedman,wouldundergosomesortofastrokewasavertedbythepresenceofmindofthestage-director,who,returningwiththehat,presenteditlikeabouquettohisemployer,andthen,hishandsbeingnowunoccupied,formedthemintoafunnelandthroughthisflesh-and-bloodmegaphoneendeavouredtoimpartthebadnews.
"Thegirlssaytheywon'tgoon!"
Mr.Millernodded.
"I_said_itwastimetheywereon."
"They'reonstrike!"
"It'snot,"saidMr.Millerausterely,"whatthey_like_,it'swhatthey'repaidfor.Theyoughttobeonstage.Weshouldberingingupintwominutes."
Thestage-directordrewanotherbreath,thenthoughtbetterofit.Hehadawifeandchildren,and,ifdaddawentunderwithapoplexy,what
becameofthehome,civilization'smostsacredproduct?Herelaxedthemusclesofhisdiaphragm,andreachedforpencilandpaper.
Mr.Millerinspectedthemessage,feltforhisspectacle-case,foundit,openedit,tookouthisglasses,replacedthespectacle-case,feltforhishandkerchief,polishedtheglasses,replacedthehandkerchief,puttheglasseson,andread.Ablanklookcameintohisface.
"Why?"heenquired.
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Thestage-director,withanodoftheheadintendedtoimplythathemustbepatientandallwouldcomerightinthefuture,recoveredthepaper,andscribbledanothersentence.Mr.Millerperusedit.
"BecauseMaeD'Arcyhasgothernotice?"hequeried,amazed."Butthegirlcan'tdanceastep."
Thestage-director,bymeansofawaveofthehand,aliftingofbotheyebrows,andawrinklingofthenose,repliedthatthesituation,unreasonableasitmightappeartothethinkingman,wasashehadstatedandmustbefaced.What,heenquired--throughthemediumofacleverdroopingofthemouthandashrugoftheshoulders--wastobedoneaboutit?
Mr.Millerremainedforamomentinmeditation.
"I'llgoandtalktothem,"hesaid.
Heflittedoff,andthestage-directorleanedbackagainsttheasbestoscurtain.Hewasexhausted,andhisthroatwasinagony,butneverthelesshewasconsciousofafeelingofquiethappiness.HislifehadbeenlivedintheshadowoftheconstantfearthatsomedayMr.Goblemightdismisshim.Shouldthatdisasteroccur,hefelttherewasalwaysafutureforhiminthemovies.
ScarcelyhadMr.Millerdisappearedonhispeace-makingerrand,whentherewasanoiselikeafowlgoingthroughaquicksethedge,andMr.Saltzburg,brandishinghisbatonasifhewereconductinganunseenorchestra,plungedthroughthesceneryattheleftupperentranceandchargedexcitedlydownthestage.Havingtakenhismusicianstwicethroughtheoverture,hehadfortenminutesbeensittinginsilence,waitingforthecurtaintogoup.Atlast,hisemotionalnaturecrackingunderthestrainofthissuspense,hehadlefthisconductor'schairandplungeddownunderthestagebywayofthemusician'sboltholetoascertainwhatwascausingthedelay.
"Whatisit?Whatisit?Whatisit?Whatisit?"enquiredMr.
Saltzburg."Iwaitandwaitandwaitandwaitandwait....Wecannotplaytheovertureagain.Whatisit?Whathashappened?"
Mr.Goble,thatoverwroughtsoul,hadbetakenhimselftothewingswherehewasstridingupanddownwithhishandsbehindhisback,chewinghiscigar.Thestage-directorbracedhimselfoncemoretothetaskofexplanation.
"Thegirlshavestruck!"
Mr.Saltzburgblinkedthroughhisglasses.
"Thegirls?"herepeatedblankly.
"Oh,damnit!"criedthestage-director,hispatienceatlastgivingway."Youknowwhatagirlis,don'tyou?"
"Theyhavewhat?"
"Struck!Walkedoutonus!Refusedtogoon!"
Mr.Saltzburgreeledundertheblow.
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"Butitisimpossible!Whoistosingtheopeningchorus?"
Inthepresenceofonetowhomhecouldrelievehismindwithoutfearofconsequences,thestage-directorbecamesavagelyjocular.
"That'sallarranged,"hesaid."We'regoingtodressthecarpentersinskirts.Theaudiencewon'tnoticeanythingwrong."
"ShouldIspeaktoMr.Goble?"queriedMr.Saltzburgdoubtfully.
"Yes,ifyoudon'tvalueyourlife,"returnedthestage-director.
Mr.Saltzburgpondered.
"Iwillgoandspeaktothechildrun,"hesaid."Iwilltalktothem.Theyknow_me_!Iwillmakethembereasonable."
HebustledoffinthedirectiontakenbyMr.Miller,hiscoat-tailsflyingbehindhim.Thestage-director,withatiredsigh,turnedtofaceWally,whohadcomeinthroughtheironpass-doorfromtheauditorium.
"Hullo!"saidWallycheerfully."Goingstrong?How'severybodyathome?Fine?SoamI!Bytheway,amIwrongordidIhearsomething
aboutatheatricalentertainmentofsomesorthereto-night?"Helookedabouthimattheemptystage.Inthewings,onthepromptside,couldbediscernedtheflannel-cladformsofthegentlemanlymembersofthemaleensemble,alldressedupforMrs.StuyvesantvanDyke'stennisparty.Oneortwooftheprincipalswerestandingperplexedlyinthelowerentrance.TheO.P.sidehadbeengivenoverbygeneralconsenttoMr.Gobleforhisperambulations.Everynowandthenhewouldflashintoviewthroughanopeninginthescenery."Iunderstoodthatto-nightwasthenightforthegreatrevivalofcomicopera.Wherearethecomics,andwhyaren'ttheyopping?"
Thestage-directorrepeatedhisformulaoncemore.
"Thegirlshavestruck!"
"Sohavetheclocks,"saidWally."It'spastnine."
"Thechorusrefusetogoon."
"No,really!Justartisticloathingoftherottenpiece,oristheresomeotherreason?"
"They'resorebecauseoneofthemhasbeengivenhernotice,andtheysaytheywon'tgiveashowunlessshe'stakenback.They'vestruck.ThatMarinergirlstartedit."
"Shedid!"Wally'sinterestbecamekeener."Shewould!"hesaidapprovingly."She'saheroine!"
"Littledevil!Ineverlikedthatgirl!"
"Nowthere,"saidWally,"isjustthepointonwhichwediffer.Ihavealwayslikedher,andI'veknownherallmylife.So,shipmate,ifyouhaveanyderogatoryremarkstomakeaboutMissMariner,keepthemwheretheybelong--_there_!"Heproddedtheothersharplyinthestomach.Hewassmilingpleasantly,butthestage-director,catching
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hiseye,decidedthathisadvicewasgoodandshouldbefollowed.Itisjustasbadforthehomeiftheheadofthefamilygetshisneckbrokenasifhesuccumbstoapoplexy.
"Yousurelyaren'tontheirside?"hesaid.
"Me!"saidWally."OfcourseIam.I'malwaysonthesideofthedown-troddenandoppressed.Ifyouknowofadirtiertrickthanfiringagirljustbeforetheopening,sothattheywon'thavetopayhertwoweeks'salary,mentionit.Tillyoudo,I'llgoonbelievingthatitisthelimit.OfcourseI'monthegirls'side.I'llmakethemaspeechiftheywantmeto,orheadtheprocessionwithabanneriftheyaregoingtoparadedowntheboardwalk.I'mfor'em,FatherAbraham,ahundredthousandstrong.Andthenafew!Ifyouwantmyconsideredopinion,ouroldfriendGoblehasaskedforitandgotit.AndI'mglad--glad--glad,ifyoudon'tmindmyquotingPollyannaforamoment.Ihopeitchokeshim!"
"You'dbetternotlethimhearyoutalkinglikethat!"
"_Aucontraire_,aswesayintheGayCity,I'mgoingtomakeapointoflettinghimhearmetalklikethat!AdjusttheimpressionthatIfearanyGobleinshiningarmour,becauseIdon't.Iproposetospeakmymindtohim.Iwouldbeardhiminhislair,ifhehadabeard.
Well,I'llclean-shavehiminhislair.Thatwillbejustasgood.Buthist!whomhavewehere?Tellme,doyouseethesamethingIsee?"
Likethevanguardofadefeatedarmy,Mr.Saltzburgwascomingdejectedlyacrossthestage.
"Well?"saidthestage-director.
"Theywouldnotlistentome,"saidMr.Saltzburgbrokenly."ThemoreItalkedthemoretheydidnotlisten!"Hewincedatapainfulmemory."MissTrevorstolemybaton,andthentheyalllinedupandsangthe'Star-SpangledBanner'!"
"Notthewords?"criedWallyincredulously."Don'ttellmetheyknewthewords!"
"Mr.Millerisstillupthere,arguingwiththem.Butitwillbeofnouse.Whatshallwedo?"askedMr.Saltzburghelplessly."Weoughttohaverunguphalfanhourago.Whatshallwedo-oo-oo?"
"WemustgoandtalktoGoble,"saidWally."Somethinghasgottobesettledquick.WhenIleft,theaudiencewasgettingsoimpatientthatIthoughthewasgoingtowalkoutonus.He'soneofthosenasty,determined-lookingmen.Socomealong!"
Mr.Goble,interceptedashewasabouttoturnforanotherwalk
up-stage,eyedthedeputationsourlyandputthesamequestionthatthestage-directorhadputtoMr.Saltzburg.
"Well?"
Wallycamebrisklytothepoint.
"You'llhavetogivein,"hesaid,"orelsegoandmakeaspeechtotheaudience,theburdenofwhichwillbethattheycanhavetheirmoneybackbyapplyingatthebox-office.TheseJoansofArchavegot
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youbytheshorthairs!"
"Iwon'tgivein!"
"Thengiveout!"saidWally."Orpayout,ifyoupreferit.Trotalongandtelltheaudiencethatthefourdollarsfiftyinthehousewillberefunded."
Mr.Goblegnawedhiscigar.
"I'vebeenintheshowbusinessfifteenyears...."
"Iknow.Andthissortofthinghasneverhappenedtoyoubefore.Onegetsnewexperiences."
Mr.Goblecockedhiscigaratafierceangle,andglaredatWally.SomethingtoldhimthatWally'ssympathieswerenotwhollywithhim.
"Theycan'tdothissortofthingto_me_!"hegrowled.
"Well,theyaredoingittosomeone,aren'tthey,"saidWally,"and,ifit'snotyou,whoisit?"
"I'veadamnedgoodmindtofirethemall!"
"Acorkingidea!Ican'tseeasinglethingwrongwithitexceptthatitwouldhanguptheproductionforanotherfiveweeksandloseyouyourbookingsandcostyouaweek'srentofthistheatrefornothingandmeanhavingallthedressesmadeoverandleadtoallyourprincipalsgoingoffandgettingotherjobs.Thesetriflingthingsapart,wemaycallthesuggestionabrightone."
"Youtalktoodamnmuch!"saidMr.Goble,eyeinghimwithdistaste.
"Well,goon,_you_saysomething.Somethingsensible."
"Itisaveryserioussituation...."beganthestage-director.
"Oh,shutup!"saidMr.Goble.
Thestage-directorsubsidedintohiscollar.
"Icannotplaytheovertureagain,"protestedMr.Saltzburg."Icannot!"
AtthispointMr.Millerappeared.HewasgladtoseeMr.Goble.Hehadbeenlookingforhim,forhehadnewstoimpart.
"Thegirls,"saidMr.Miller,"havestruck!Theywon'tgoon!"
Mr.Goble,withthedespairinggestureofonewhorealizestheimpotenceofwords,dashedoffforhisfavouritewalkupstage.Wallytookouthiswatch.
"Sixsecondsandabit,"hesaidapprovingly,asthemanagerreturned."Averygoodperformance.Ishouldliketotimeyouoverthecourseinrunning-kit."
Theintervalforreflection,briefasithadbeen,hadapparentlyenabledMr.Gobletocometoadecision.
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"Go,"hesaidtothestage-director,"andtell'emthatfoolofaD'Arcygirlcanplay.We'vegottogetthatcurtainup."
"Yes,Mr.Goble."
Thestage-directorgallopedoff.
"Getbacktoyourplace,"saidthemanagertoMr.Saltzburg,"andplaytheovertureagain."
"Again!"
"Perhapstheydidn'thearitthefirsttwotimes,"saidWally.
Mr.GoblewatchedMr.Saltzburgoutofsight.ThenheturnedtoWally.
"ThatdamnedMarinergirlwasatthebottomofthis!Shestartedthewholething!Shetoldmeso.Well,I'llsettle_her_!Shegoesto-morrow!"
"Waitaminute,"saidWally."Waitoneminute!Brightasitis,thatideais_out_!"
"Whatthedevilhasitgottodowithyou?"
"Onlythis,thatifyoufireMissMariner,ItakethatneatscriptwhichI'vepreparedandItearitintoathousandfragments.Orninehundred.Anyway,Itearit.MissMarineropensinNewYork,orIpackupmyworkandleave."
Mr.Goble'sgreeneyesglowed.
"Oh,you'restuckonher,areyou?"hesneered."Isee!"
"Listen,dearheart,"saidWally,grippingthemanager'sarm,"Icanseethatyouareonthevergeofintroducingpersonalitiesintothis
verypleasantlittlechat.Resisttheimpulse!Whynotletyourspinestaywhereitisinsteadofhavingitkickedupthroughyourhat?Keeptothemainissue.DoesMissMarineropeninNewYorkordoesshenot?"
Therewasatensesilence.Mr.Goblepermittedhimselfaswiftreviewofhisposition.HewouldhavelikedtodomanythingstoWally,beginningwithorderinghimoutofthetheatre,butprudencerestrainedhim.HewantedWally'swork.HeneededWallyinhisbusiness:and,inthetheatre,businesstakesprecedenceofpersonalfeelings.
"Allright!"hegrowledreluctantly.
"That'sapromise,"saidWally."I'llseethatyoukeepit."Helookedoverhisshoulder.Thestagewasfilledwithgaily-coloureddresses.Themutineershadreturnedtoduty."Well,I'llbegettingalong.I'mrathersorryweagreedtokeepclearofpersonalities,becauseIshouldhavelikedtosaythat,ifevertheyhaveaskunk-showatMadisonSquareGarden,yououghttoenter--andwintheblueribbon.Still,ofcourse,underouragreementmylipsaresealed,andIcan'tevenhintatit.Good-bye.Seeyoulater,Isuppose?"
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Mr.Goble,givingacreditableimitationofalivingstatue,waspluckedfromhisthoughtsbyahanduponhisarm.ItwasMr.Miller,whoseunfortunateailmenthadpreventedhimfromkeepingabreastoftheconversation.
"Whatdidhesay?"enquiredMr.Miller,interested."Ididn'thearwhathesaid!"
Mr.Goblemadenoefforttoinformhim.
CHAPTERXVII
THECOSTOFAROW
I
OtisPilkingtonhadleftAtlanticCitytwohoursaftertheconferencewhichhadfollowedthedress-rehearsal,firmlyresolvednevertogonear"TheRoseofAmerica"again.Hehadbeenwoundedinhisfinestfeelings.Therehadbeenamoment,whenMr.Goblehadgivenhimthechoicebetween
havingthepiecerewrittenandcancellingtheproductionaltogether,whenhehadinclinedtotheheroiccourse.ButforonethingMr.Pilkingtonwouldhavedefiedthemanager,refusedtoallowhisscripttobetouched,andremovedtheplayfromhishands.Thatonethingwasthefactthat,uptothedayofthedress-rehearsal,theexpensesoftheproductionhadamountedtotheappallingsumofthirty-twothousandeighthundredandfifty-ninedollars,sixty-eightcents,allofwhichhadtocomeoutofMr.Pilkington'spocket.Thefigures,presentedtohiminaneatlytypewrittencolumnstretchingovertwolongsheetsofpaper,hadstunnedhim.Hehadhadnonotionthatmusicalplayscostsomuch.Thecostumesalonehadcometotenthousandsixhundredandsixty-threedollarsandfiftycents,andsomehowthatoddfiftycentsannoyedOtisPilkingtonasmuchasanythingonthelist.AdarksuspicionthatMr.Goble,whohadseentoallthe
executiveendofthebusiness,hadasecretarrangementwiththecostumerwherebyhereceivedaprivaterebate,deepenedhisgloom.Why,fortenthousandsixhundredandsixty-threedollarsandfiftycentsyoucoulddressthewholefemalepopulationofNewYorkStateandhaveabitleftoverforConnecticut.SothoughtMr.Pilkington,ashereadthebadnewsinthetrain.Heonlyceasedtobrooduponthehighcostofcostumingwheninthenextlinebutonetheresmotehiseyeanitemoffourhundredandninety-eightdollarsfor"Clothing."Clothing!Weren'tcostumesclothing?Whyshouldhehavetopaytwiceoverforthesamething?Mr.Pilkingtonwasjustragingoverthis,whensomethinglowerdowninthecolumncaughthiseye.Itwasthewords:--
Clothing....187.45
AtthisOtisPilkingtonutteredastifledcry,sosharpandsoanguishedthatanoldladyinthenextseat,whowasdrinkingaglassofmilk,droppeditandhadtorefundtherailwaycompanythirty-fivecentsforbreakages.FortheremainderofthejourneyshesatwithoneeyewarilyonMr.Pilkington,waitingforhisnextmove.
ThisadventurequietedOtisPilkingtondown,ifitdidnotsoothehim.Hereturnedblushinglytoaperusalofhisbillofcosts,nearlyeverylineofwhichcontainedsomeitemthatinfuriatedanddismayedhim.
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"Shoes"($213.50)hecouldunderstand,butwhatonearthwas"Academy.Rehl.$105.50"?Whatwas"Cuts...$15"?Andwhatinthenameofeverythinginfernalwasthisitemfor"Frames,"inwhichmysteriousluxuryhehadapparentlyindulgedtotheextentofninety-fourdollarsandfiftycents?"Props"occurredonthelistnofewerthanseventeentimes.Whateverhisfuture,atwhateverpoor-househemightspendhisdecliningyears,hewassuppliedwithenoughpropstolasthislifetime.
OtisPilkingtonstaredblanklyatthescenerythatflittedpastthetrainwindows.(Scenery!Therehadbeentwochargesforscenery!"Friedmann,Samuel...Scenery...$3711"and"UnittandWickes...Scenery...$2120").Hewassufferingthetormentsoftheruinedgamesterattheroulette-table.Thirty-twothousandeighthundredandfifty-ninedollars,sixty-eightcents!AndhewasoutofpockettenthousandinadditionfromthechequehehadhandedovertwodaysagotoUncleChrisashisshareoftheinvestmentofstartingJillinthemotion-pictures.Itwasterrible!Itdeprivedoneofthepowerofthought.
Thepowerofthought,however,returnedtoMr.Pilkingtonalmostimmediately,for,rememberingsuddenlythatRolandTrevishadassuredhimthatnomusicalproduction,exceptoneofthoseelaborategirl-showswithachorusofninety,couldpossiblycostmorethan
fifteenthousanddollarsatanoutsidefigure,hebegantothinkaboutRolandTrevis,andcontinuedtothinkabouthimuntilthetrainpulledintothePennsylvaniaStation.
Foraweekormorethestrickenfinancierconfinedhimselfmostlytohisrooms,wherehesatsmokingcigarettes,gazingatJapaneseprints,andtryingnottothinkabout"props"and"rehl."Then,gradually,thealmostmaternalyearningtoseehisbrain-childoncemore,whichcanneverbewhollycrushedoutofayoungdramatist,returnedtohim--faintlyatfirst,thengettingstrongerbydegreestillitcouldnolongerberesisted.OtisPilkington,havinginstructedhisJapanesevalettopackafewsimplenecessariesinasuit-case,tookacabtotheGrandCentralStationandcaughtanafternoontrainforRochester,
wherehisrecollectionoftherouteplannedforthetourtoldhim"TheRoseofAmerica"wouldnowbeplaying.
Lookingintohisclubontheway,tocashacheque,thefirstpersonheencounteredwasFreddieRooke.
"Goodgracious!"saidOtisPilkington."Whatareyoudoinghere?"
Freddielookedupdullyfromhisreading.Theabruptstoppageofhisprofessionalcareer--hislife-work,onemightalmostsay--hadleftFreddieataverylooseend;andsohollowdidtheworldseemtohimatthemoment,souniformlyfutileallitsso-calledallurements,that,topassthetime,hehadjustbeentryingtoreadthe_National
GeographicMagazine_.
"Hullo!"hesaid."Well,mightaswellbehereasanywhere,what?"herepliedtotheother'squestion.
"Butwhyaren'tyouplaying?"
"Theysackedme!They'vechangedmyparttoaballyScotchman!Well,Imeantosay,Icouldn'tplayaballyScotchman!"
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Mr.Pilkingtongroanedinspirit.Ofallthecharactersinhismusicalfantasyonwhichhepridedhimself,thatofLordFinchleywashispet.Andhehadbeenburked,murdered,blottedout,inordertomakeroomforaballyScotchman.
"Thecharacter'scalled'TheMcWhustleofMcWhustle'now!"saidFreddiesombrely.
TheMcWhustleofMcWhustle!Mr.PilkingtonalmostabandonedhistriptoRochesteronreceivingthisdevastatingpieceofinformation.
"HecomesoninActOneinkilts!"
"Inkilts!AtMrs.StuyvesantvanDyke'sgarden-party!OnLongIsland!"
"Itisn'tMrs.StuyvesantvanDykeanylonger,either,"saidFreddie."She'sbeenchangedtothewifeofapicklemanufacturer."
"Apicklemanufacturer!"
"Yes.Theysaiditoughttobeacomedypart."
IfagonyhadnotcausedMr.Pilkingtontoclutchforsupportatthe
backofachair,hewouldundoubtedlyhavewrunghishands.
"Butit_was_acomedypart!"hewailed."Itwasfullofthesubtlest,mostdelicatesatireonSociety.TheyweredelightedwithitatNewport!Oh,thisistoomuch!Ishallmakeastrongprotest!IshallinsistonthesepartsbeingkeptasIwrotethem!Ishall....Imustbegoingatonce,orIshallmissmytrain."Hepausedatthedoor."HowwasbusinessinBaltimore?"
"Rotten!"saidFreddie,andreturnedtohis_NationalGeographicMagazine_.
OtisPilkingtontotteredintohiscab.Hewasshatteredbywhathehad
heard.Theyhadmassacredhisbeautifulplayand,doingsohadnotevenmadeasuccessofitbytheirownsordidcommerciallights.BusinessatBaltimorehadbeenrotten!Thatmeantmoreexpense,furthercolumnsoffigureswith"frames"and"rehl."infrontofthem!Hestaggeredintothestation.
"Hey!"criedthetaxi-driver.
OtisPilkingtonturned.
"Sixty-fivecents,mister,if_you_please!ForgettingI'mnotyourprivateshovoor,wasn'tyou?"
Mr.Pilkingtongavehimadollar.Money--money!Lifewasjustonelongroundofpayingoutandpayingout.
II
ThedaywhichMr.PilkingtonhadselectedforhisvisittotheprovinceswasaTuesday."TheRoseofAmerica"hadopenedatRochesteronthepreviousnight,afteraweekatAtlanticCityinitsoriginalformandaweekatBaltimoreinwhatmightbecalleditssecond
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incarnation.BusinesshadbeenbadinAtlanticCityandnobetterinBaltimore,andameagrefirst-nighthouseatRochesterhadgiventhepieceacoldreception,whichhadputthefinishingtouchestothedepressionofthecompanyinspiteofthefactthattheRochestercritics,likethoseofBaltimore,hadwrittenkindlyoftheplay.Oneofthemaximsofthetheatreisthat"out-of-townnoticesdon'tcount,"andthecompanyhadrefusedtobecheeredbythem.
Itistobedoubted,however,ifevencrowdedhouseswouldhavearousedmuchresponsefromtheprincipalsandchorusof"TheRoseofAmerica."Fortwoweekswithoutabreaktheyhadbeenworkingunderforceddraught,andtheywerewearyinbodyandspirit.Thenewprincipalshadhadtolearnpartsinexactlyhalfthetimeusuallygivenforthatpurpose,andthechorus,afterspendingfiveweeksassimilatingonesetofstepsandgroupings,hadbeencompelledtoforgetthemandrehearseanentirelynewset.FromthemorningafterthefirstperformanceatAtlanticCity,theyhadnotleftthetheatreexceptforsketchyhalf-hourmeals.
Jill,standinglistlesslyinthewingswhilethescene-shiftersarrangedtheSecondActset,wasawareofWallyapproachingfromthedirectionofthepass-door.
"MissMariner,Ibelieve?"saidWally."Isupposeyouknowyoulook
perfectlywonderfulinthatdress?AllRochester'stalkingaboutit,andthereissomeideaofrunningexcursiontrainsfromTroyandUtica.Agreatstirithasmade!"
Jillsmiled.Wallywaslikeatonictoherduringthesedaysofoverwork.Heseemedtobeentirelyunaffectedbythegeneraldepression,afactwhichheattributedhimselftothehappyaccidentofbeinginapositiontositbackandwatchtheotherstoil.ButinrealityJillknewthathewasworkingashardasanyone.Hewasworkingallthetime,changingscenes,addinglines,tinkeringwithlyrics,smoothingoverprincipalswhosenerveshadbecomestrainedbytheincessantrehearsing,keepingwithinboundsMr.Goble'spassionforbeingthebignoiseaboutthetheatre.Hischeerfulnesswasdueto
thespiritthatwasinhim,andJillappreciatedit.ShehadcometofeelveryclosetoWallysincethedrivingrushofmakingover"TheRoseofAmerica"hadbegun.
"Theyseemedquitecalmto-night,"shesaid."Ibelievehalfofthemwereasleep."
"They'realwayslikethatinRochester.Theycloaktheirdeeperfeelings.Theywearthemask.Butyoucantellfromtheglassylookintheireyesthattheyarereallyseethinginwardly.ButwhatIcameroundaboutwas--(a)--togiveyouthisletter...."
Jilltooktheletter,andglancedatthewriting.ItwasfromUncle
Chris.Sheplaceditontheaxeoverthefire-bucketsforperusallater.
"Themanatthebox-officegaveittome,"saidWally,"whenIlookedintheretofindouthowmuchmoneytherewasinthehouseto-night.Thesumwassosmallthathehadtowhisperit."
"I'mafraidthepieceisn'tasuccess."
"Nonsense!Ofcourseitis!We'redoingfine.Thatbringsmeto
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theyarewonderingiftheyaregoingtorememberthesteps.Theshowhasn'thadtimetoclicktogetheryet.It'sjustragged.Takealookatitinanothertwoweeks!I_know_!Idon'tsaymusicalcomedyisaveryloftyformofart,butstillthere'sacertainamountofscienceaboutit.Ifyougoinforitlongenough,youlearnthetricks,andtakeitfrommethat,ifyouhaveagoodcastandsomecatchynumbersit'salmostimpossiblenottohaveasuccess.We'vegotanexcellentcastnow,andthenumbersarefine.Itellyou--asItriedtotellPilkington,onlyhewouldn'tlisten--thatthisshowisallright.There'safortuneinitforsomebody.ButIsupposePilkingtonisnowsittinginthesmoking-carofaneast-boundtrain,tryingtogettheportertoaccepthisshareinthepieceinsteadofatip!"
IfOtisPilkingtonwasnotactuallydoingthat,hewasdoingsomethinglikeit.Sunkingloom,hebumpedupanddownonanuncomfortableseat,wonderingwhyhehadevertakenthetroubletomakethetriptoRochester.Hehadfoundexactlywhathehadexpectedtofind,amangledcaricatureofhisbrain-childplayingtoahousehalfemptyandwhollyindifferent.Theonlyredeemingfeature,hethoughtvindictively,asherememberedwhatRolandTrevishadsaidaboutthecostofmusicalproductions,wasthefactthatthenewnumberswereundoubtedlybetterthanthosewhichhiscollaboratorhadoriginallysupplied.
And"TheRoseofAmerica,"afteradishearteningWednesdaymatineeandanotmuchbetterreceptionontheWednesdaynight,packeditsbaggageandmovedtoSyracuse,whereitfailedjustasbadly.Thenforanothertwoweeksitwanderedonfromonesmalltowntoanother,upanddownNewYorkStateandthroughthedoldrumsofConnecticut,tackingtoandfrolikeastorm-batteredship,tillfinallytheastuteanddiscerningcitizensofHartfordwelcomeditwithsuchareceptionthathardenedprincipalsstaredateachotherinawildsurmise,wonderingifthesethingscouldreallybe:andawearychorusforgotitswearinessandgaveencoreafterencorewithasnapandvimwhichevenMr.JohnsonMillerwasobligedtoownapproximatedtosomethinglikeit.Nothingtotouchtheworkofhischorusesoftheolddays,ofcourse,butneverthelessfair,quitefair.
Thespiritsofthecompanyrevived.Optimismreigned.Principalssmiledhappilyandsaidtheyhadbelievedinthethingallalong.Theladiesandgentlemenoftheensemblechatteredcontentedlyofayear'sruninNewYork.AndthecitizensofHartfordfoughtforseats,and,iftheycouldnotgetseats,stoodupattheback.
OfthesethingsOtisPilkingtonwasnotaware.Hehadsoldhisinterestinthepiecetwoweeksagofortenthousanddollarstoalawyeractingforsomeclientunknown,andwasgladtofeelthathehadsavedsomethingoutofthewreck.
CHAPTERXVIII
JILLRECEIVESNOTICE
I
Theviolinssoaredtoonelasthighnote;thebassoonutteredafinal
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moan;thepensivepersonattheendoftheorchestra-pitjustunderMrs.WaddesleighPeagrim'sbox,whosedutyitwastoslamthedrumatstatedintervals,gavethatmuch-enduringinstrumentaconcludingwallop;and,layingasidehisweapons,allowedhisthoughtstostrayinthedirectionofcoolingdrinks.Mr.Saltzburgloweredthebatonwhichhehadstretchedquiveringtowardstheroofandsatdownandmoppedhisforehead.Thecurtainfellonthefirstactof"TheRoseofAmerica,"andsimultaneouslytremendousapplausebrokeoutfromallovertheGothamTheatre,whichwascrammedfromfloortoroofwiththatheterogeneouscollectionofhumanitywhichmakesuptheaudienceofaNewYorkopeningperformance.Theapplausecontinuedlikethebreakingofwavesonastonybeach.Thecurtainroseandfell,roseandfell,roseandfellagain.Anusher,stealingdownthecentralaisle,gavetoMr.SaltzburganenormousbouquetofAmericanBeautyroses,whichhehandedtotheprimadonna,whotookitwithabrilliantsmileandabow,nicelycombininghumilitywithjoyfulsurprise.Theapplause,whichhadbeguntoslacken,gatheredstrengthagain.Itwasasuperbbouquet,nearlyasbigasMr.Saltzburghimself.IthadcosttheprimadonnacloseonahundreddollarsthatmorningatThorley's,butitwaswortheverycentofthemoney.
Thehouse-lightswentup.Theaudiencebegantomoveuptheaislestostretchitslegsanddiscussthepieceduringtheintermission.Therewasageneralbabbleofconversation.Here,acomposerwhohadnotgot
aninterpolatednumberintheshowwasexplainingtoanothercomposerwhohadnotgotaninterpolatednumberintheshowtheexactsourcefromwhichathirdcomposerwhohadgotaninterpolatednumberintheshowhadstolenthenumberwhichhehadgotinterpolated.There,twomusicalcomedyartistswhoweretemporarilyrestingwereagreeingthattheprimadonnawasadearthingbutthat,contraryasitwastotheirlife-longpolicytoknockanybody,theymustsaythatshewasbeginningtoshowthepassageofyearsatrifleandoughttobewarnedbysomefriendthathercareerasan_ingénue_wasathingofthepast.Dramaticcritics,slinkingintwosandthreesintodarkcorners,weretellingeachotherthat"TheRoseofAmerica"wasjustanotherofthosethingsbutithadapparentlygotover.Thegeneralpublicwasoftheopinionthatitwasaknock-out.
"Otie,darling,"saidMrs.WaddesleighPeagrim,leaningherampleshoulderonUncleChris'perfectlyfittingsleeveandspeakingacrosshimtoyoungMr.Pilkington,"Idocongratulateyou,dear.It'sperfectlydelightful!Idon'tknowwhenIhaveenjoyedamusicalpiecesomuch.Don'tyouthinkit'sperfectlydarling,MajorSelby?"
"Capital!"agreedthatsuavemanoftheworld,whohadbeenboredasnearextinctionasmakesnomatter."Congratulateyou,myboy!"
"Youclever,cleverthing!"saidMrs.Peagrim,skittishlystrikinghernephewonthekneewithherfan."I'mproudtobeyouraunt!Aren'tyouproudtoknowhim,Mr.Rooke?"
ThefourthoccupantoftheboxawokewithastartfromthespeciesofstuporintowhichhehadbeenplungedbythespectacleoftheMcWhustleofMcWhustleinaction.TherehadbeenotherdarkmomentsinFreddie'slife.Once,backinLondon,ParkerhadsenthimoutintotheheartoftheWestEndwithouthisspatsandhehadnotdiscoveredtheirabsencetillhewashalf-wayupBondStreet.Onanotheroccasion,havingtakenonastrangeratsquashforaquidagame,hehaddiscoveredtoolatethatthelatterwasanex-public-schoolchampion.Hehadfeltgloomywhenhehadlearnedofthebreaking-off
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oftheengagementbetweenJillMarinerandDerekUnderhill,andsadwhenithadbeenbroughttohisnoticethatLondonwasgivingDerekthecoldshoulderinconsequence.Butneverinhiswholecareerhadheexperiencedsuchgloomandsuchsadnessashadcometohimthateveningwhilewatchingthisunspeakablepersoninkiltsmurderthatpartthatshouldhavebeenhis.Andtheaudience,confoundthem,hadroaredwithlaughterateverydamnsillythingthefellowhadsaid!
"Eh?"hereplied."Oh,yes,rather,absolutely!"
"We're_all_proudofyou,Otiedarling,"proceededMrs.Peagrim."Thepieceisawonderfulsuccess.Youwillmakeafortuneoutofit.Andjustthink,MajorSelby,Itriedmybesttoarguethepoor,dearboyoutofputtingiton!Ithoughtitwassorashtoriskhismoneyinatheatricalventure.Butthen,"saidMrs.Peagriminextenuation,"IhadonlyseenthepiecewhenitwasdoneatmyhouseatNewport,andofcourseitreallywasratherdreadfulnonsensethen!ImighthaveknownthatyouwouldchangeitagreatdealbeforeyouputitoninNewYork.AsIalwayssay,playsarenotwritten,theyarerewritten!Why,youhaveimprovedthispieceahundredpercent,Otie!Iwouldn'tknowitwasthesameplay!"
Sheslappedhimsmartlyoncemorewithherfan,ignorantofthegashesshewasinflicting.PoorMr.Pilkingtonwassufferingtwintorments,
thetortureofremorseandtheagonizedjealousyoftheunsuccessfulartist.Itwouldhavebeenbadenoughtohavetositandwatchalargeaudiencerockinginitsseatsattheslap-stickcomedywhichWallyMasonhadsubstitutedforhisdelicatesocialsatire:but,hadthisbeenall,atleasthecouldhaveconsoledhimselfwiththesordidreflectionthathe,asownerofthepiece,wasgoingtomakealotofmoneyoutofit.Now,eventhismaterialbalmwasdeniedhim.Hehadsoldout,andhewasfeelinglikethemanwhopartsforasongwithsharesinanapparentlygoldlessgoldmine,onlytoreadinthepapersnextmorningthatanewreefhasbeenlocated.Intoeachlifesomerainmustfall.QuiteashowerwasfallingnowintoyoungMr.Pilkington's.
"Ofcourse,"wentonMrs.Peagrim,"whentheplaywasdoneatmyhouse,itwasactedbyamateurs.Andyouknowwhatamateursare!Thecastto-nightisperfectlysplendid.IdothinkthatScotchmanisthemostkillingcreature!Don'tyouthinkheiswonderful,Mr.Rooke?"
WemaysaywhatwewillagainsttheupperstrataofSociety,butitcannotbedeniedthatbreedingtells.Onlybyfallingbackforsupportonthetraditionsofhisclassandthesolidsupportofagentleup-bringingwastheLastoftheRookesabletocrushdownthewordsthatleapedtohislipsandtosubstituteforthemapolitelyconventionalagreement.IfMr.Pilkingtonwasfeelinglikeatooimpulsivesellerofgoldmines,Freddie'semotionswereakintothoseoftheSpartanboywiththefoxunderhisvest.NothingbutWinchester
andMagdalencouldhaveproducedthesmilewhich,thoughtwistedandconfinedentirelytohislips,flashedontohisfaceandoffagainathishostess'question.
"Oh,rather!Priceless!"
"Wasn'tthatpartanEnglishmanbefore?"askedMrs.Peagrim."Ithoughtso.Well,itwasastrokeofgeniuschangingit.ThisScotchmanistoofunnyforwords.Andsuchanartist!"
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Freddieroseshakily.Onecanstandjustsomuch.
"Think,"hemumbled,"I'llbepushingalongandsmokingacigarette."
Hegropedhiswaytothedoor.
"I'llcomewithyou,Freddiemyboy,"saidUncleChris,whofeltanimperativeneedoffiveminutes'respitefromMrs.Peagrim."Let'sgetoutintotheairforamoment.Uncommonlywarmitishere."
Freddieassented.Airwaswhathefelthewantedmost.
Leftaloneintheboxwithhernephew,Mrs.Peagrimcontinuedforsomemomentsinthesamevein,innocentlytwistingtheknifeintheopenwound.ItstruckherfromtimetotimethatdarlingOtiewasperhapsashadeunresponsive,butsheputthisdowntothenervousstraininseparablefromafirstnightofayoungauthor'sfirstplay.
"Why,"sheconcluded,"youwillmakethousandsandthousandsofdollarsoutofthispiece.Iamsureitisgoingtobeanother'MerryWidow.'"
"Youcan'ttellfromafirstnightaudience,"saidMr.Pilkingtonsombrely,givingoutapieceoftheatricalwisdomhehadpickedupat
rehearsals.
"Oh,butyoucan.It'ssoeasytodistinguishpoliteapplausefromtherealthing.Nodoubtmanyofthepeopledownherehavefriendsinthecompanyorotherreasonsforseemingtoenjoytheplay,butlookhowthecircleandthegallerywereenjoyingit!Youcan'ttellmethatthatwasnotgenuine.Theyloveit.Howhard,"sheproceededcommiseratingly,"youmusthaveworked,poorboy,duringthetourontheroadtoimprovethepiecesomuch!Ineverlikedtosaysobeforebutevenyoumustagreewithmenowthatthatoriginalversionofyours,whichwasdonedownatNewport,wasthemostterriblenonsense!Andhowhardthecompanymusthaveworkedtoo!Otie,"criedMrs.Peagrim,aglowwiththemagicofabrilliantidea,"Iwilltellyou
whatyoumustreallydo.Youmustgiveasupperanddancetothewholecompanyonthestageto-morrownightaftertheperformance."
"What!"criedOtisPilkington,startledoutofhislethargybythisappallingsuggestion.Washe,themanwho,afterplankingdownthirty-twothousandeighthundredandfifty,ninedollars,sixty-eightcentsfor"props"and"frames"and"rehl,"hadsoldoutforapaltrytenthousand,tobestillfurthervictimized?
"Theydodeserveit,don'tthey,afterworkingsohard?"
"It'simpossible,"saidOtisPilkingtonvehemently."Outofthequestion."
"But,Otie,darling,IwastalkingtoMr.MasonwhenhecamedowntoNewporttoseethepiecelastsummer,andhetoldmethatthemanagementnearlyalwaysgivesasuppertothecompany,especiallyiftheyhavehadalotofextrarehearsingtodo."
"Well,letGoblegivethemasupperifhewantsto."
"ButyouknowthatMr.Goble,thoughhehashisnameontheprogrammeasthemanager,hasreallynothingtodowithit.Youownthepiece,
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don'tyou?"
ForamomentMr.Pilkingtonfeltanimpulsetorevealall,butrefrained.HeknewhisAuntOlivetoowell.Ifshefoundoutthathehadpartedataheavylosswiththisvaluableproperty,herwholeattitudetowardshimwouldchange--or,ratheritwouldreverttohernormalattitude,whichwasnotunlikethatofaseverenursetoaweak-mindedchild.Eveninhisagonytherehadbeenacertainfaintconsolation,duetotheentirelyunwontednoteofrespectinthevoicewithwhichshehadaddressedhimsincethefallofthecurtain.Heshrankfromforfeitingthisrespect,unentitledthoughhewastoit.
"Yes,"hesaidinhisprecisevoice."That,ofcourse,isso."
"Well,then!"saidMrs.Peagrim.
"Butitseemssounnecessary!Andthinkwhatitwouldcost."
Thiswasafalsestep.SomeofthereverenceleftMrs.Peagrim'svoice,andshespokealittlecoldly.Agayandgallantspenderherself,shehadoftenhadoccasiontorebukeatendencytoover-parsimonyinhernephew.
"Wemustnotbemean,Otie!"shesaid.
Mr.Pilkingtonkeenlyresentedherchoiceofpronouns."We"indeed!Whowasgoingtofootthebill?Bothofthem,handinhand,orhealone,thechump,theboob,theeasymarkwhogotthissortofthingwishedonhim!
"Idon'tthinkitwouldbepossibletogetthestageforasupper-party,"hepleaded,shiftinghisground."Goblewouldn'tgiveittous."
"AsifMr.Goblewouldrefuseyouanythingafteryouhavewrittenawonderfulsuccessforthistheatre!Andisn'thegettinghisshareoftheprofits?Directlyaftertheperformanceyoumustgoroundandask
him.Ofcoursehewillbedelightedtogiveyouthestage.Iwillbehostess,"saidMrs.Peagrimradiantly."Andnow,letmesee,whomshallweinvite?"
Mr.Pilkingtonstaredgloomilyatthefloor,tooboweddownbyhisweightofcarestoresentthe"we,"whichhadplainlycometostay.HewastryingtoestimatethesizeofthegashwhichthispreposterousentertainmentwouldcleaveinthePilkingtonbank-roll.Hedoubtedifitwaspossibletogothroughwithitunderfivehundreddollars;and,if,asseemedonlytooprobable,Mrs.Peagrimtookthematterinhandandgaveherselfherhead,itmightgetintofourfigures.
"MajorSelby,ofcourse,"saidMrs.Peagrimmusingly,withacooing
noteinhervoice.Longsincehadthatpolishedmanofaffairsmadeadeepimpressionuponher."OfcourseMajorSelby,forone.AndMr.Rooke.Thenthereareoneortwoofmyfriendswhowouldbehurtiftheywereleftout.HowaboutMr.Mason?Isn'theafriendofyours?"
Mr.Pilkingtonsnorted.Hehadenduredmuchandwaspreparedtoenduremore,buthedrewthelineatsquanderinghismoneyonthemanwhohadsneakedupbehindhisbrain-childwithahatchetandchoppeditspreciouspersonintolittlebits.
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"Heis_not_afriendofmine,"hesaidstiffly,"andIdonotwishhimtobeinvited!"
Havingattainedhermainobjective,Mrs.Peagrimwaspreparedtoyieldminorpoints.
"Verywell,ifyoudonotlikehim,"shesaid."ButIthoughthewasquiteanintimateofyours.ItwasyouwhoaskedmetoinvitehimtoNewportlastsummer."
"Much,"saidMr.Pilkingtoncoldly,"hashappenedsincelastsummer."
"Oh,verywell,"saidMrs.Peagrimagain."ThenwewillnotincludeMr.Mason.Now,directlythecurtainhasfallen,Otiedear,poprightroundandfindMr.Gobleandtellhimwhatyouwant."
II
Itisnotonlytwin-soulsinthisworldwhoyearntomeeteachother.BetweenOtisPilkingtonandMr.Gobletherewaslittleincommon,yet,atthemomentwhenOtissetouttofindMr.Goble,thethingwhichMr.GobledesiredmostintheworldwasaninterviewwithOtis.Sincetheendofthefirstact,themanagerhadbeeninastateofmental
upheaval.Revertingtothegold-minesimileagain,Mr.Goblewasinthepositionofamanwhohashadachanceofpurchasingsuchamineandnow,learningtoolateofthediscoveryofthereef,isfeelingthetruthofthepoet'sdictumthat"ofallsadwordsoftongueorpen,thesaddestarethese:'Itmighthavebeen.'"Theelectricsuccessof"TheRoseofAmerica"hadstunnedMr.Goble;andrealizing,ashedid,thathemighthaveboughtOtisPilkington'ssharedirtcheapatalmostanypointofthepreliminarytour,hewashavingabadhalfhourwithhimself.Theonlyrayinthedarknesswhichbroodedonhisindomitablesoulwasthethoughtthatitmightstillbepossible,bygettingholdofMr.Pilkingtonbeforethenoticesappeared,andshakinghisheadsadlyandtalkingaboutthemisleadinghopeswhichyoungauthorssooftendrawfromanenthusiasticfirst-nightreception
andimpressinguponhimthatfirst-nightreceptionsdonotdeceiveyourexpertwhohasbeenfifteenyearsintheshow-businessandmentioninggloomilythathehadheardacouplathecriticsroastin'theshowtobeattheband...bydoingallthesethings,itmightstillbepossibletodepressMr.Pilkington'syoungenthusiasmandinducehimtosellhisshareatasacrificepricetoagreat-heartedfriendwhodidn'tthinkthethingwouldrunaweekbutwaswillingtobuyasasportingspeculation,becausehethoughtMr.Pilkingtonagoodkid,andafteralltheseshowsthatflopinNewYorksometimeshaveachanceontheroad.
SuchwerethemeditationsofMr.Goble,and,onthefinalfallofthecurtain,amidunrestrainedenthusiasmonthepartoftheaudience,he
haddespatchedmessengersinalldirectionswithinstructionstofindMr.Pilkingtonandconducthimtothepresence.Meanwhile,hewaitedimpatientlyontheemptystage.
ThesuddenadventofWallyMason,whoappearedatthismoment,upsetMr.Gobleterribly.Wallywasafactorinthesituationwhichhehadnotconsidered.Aninfernal,tactlessfellow,alwaystryingtomakemischiefandupsethonestmerchants,Wally,ifpresentattheinterviewwithOtisPilkington,wouldprobablytrytoactinrestraintoftradeandwouldblurtoutsomeuntimelytruthabouttheprospects
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ofthepiece.Notforthefirsttime,Mr.GoblewishedWallyasuddenstrokeofapoplexy.
"Wentwell,eh?"saidWallyamiably.HedidnotlikeMr.Goble,butonthefirstnightofasuccessfulpiecepersonalantipathiesmaybesunk.SuchwashiseffervescentgoodhumouratthemomentthathewaspreparedtotreatMr.Gobleasamanandabrother.
"H'm!"repliedMr.Gobledoubtfully,pavingtheway.
"Whatareyouh'mingabout?"demandedWally,astonished."Thething'sariot."
"Youneverknow,"respondedMr.Gobleintheminorkey.
"Well!"Wallystared."Idon'tknowwhatmoreyouwant.Theaudiencesatuponitshindlegsandsquealed,didn'tthey?"
"I'veanidea,"saidMr.Goble,raisinghisvoiceasthelongformofMr.Pilkingtoncrossedthestagetowardsthem,"thatthecriticswillroastit.Ifyouask_me_,"hewentonloudly,"it'sjustthesortofshowthecriticswillpanthelifeoutof.I'vebeenfifteenyearsinthe...."
"Critics!"criedWally."Well,I'vejustbeentalkingtoAlexanderofthe_Times_,andhesaiditwasthebestmusicalpiecehehadeverseenandthatalltheothermenhehadtalkedtothoughtthesame."
Mr.GobleturnedadistortedfacetoMr.Pilkington.HewishedthatWallywouldgo.ButWally,hereflected,bitterly,wasoneofthosemenwhonevergo.HefacedMr.Pilkingtonanddidthebesthecould.
"Ofcourseit'sgota_chance_,"hesaidgloomily."Anyshowhasgota _chance_!ButIdon'tknow....Idon'tknow...."
Mr.Pilkingtonwasnotinterestedinthefutureprospectsof"TheRoseofAmerica."Hehadafavourtoask,andhewantedtoaskit,haveit
refusedifpossible,andgetaway.Itoccurredtohimthat,bysubstitutingfortheaskingofafavouraperemptorydemand,hemightsavehimselfathousanddollars.
"Iwantthestageaftertheperformanceto-morrownight,forasuppertothecompany,"hesaidbrusquely.
HewasshockedtofindMr.Gobleimmediatelycomplaisant.
"Why,sure,"saidMr.Goblereadily."Goasfarasyoulike!"HetookMr.Pilkingtonbytheelbowanddrewhimup-stage,loweringhisvoicetoaconfidentialundertone."Andnow,listen,"hesaid,"I'vesomethingIwanttotalktoyouabout.BetweenyouandIandthe
lamp-post,Idon'tthinkthisshowwilllastamonthinNewYork.Itdon'taddupright!There'ssomethingallwrongaboutit."
Mr.Pilkingtonassentedwithanemphasiswhichamazedthemanager."Iquiteagreewithyou!Ifyouhadkeptitthewayitwasoriginally...."
"Toolateforthat!"sighedMr.Goble,realizingthathisstarwasintheascendant.HehadforgottenforthemomentthatMr.Pilkingtonwasanauthor."Wemustmakethebestofabadjob!Now,you'reagoodkid
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andIwouldn'tlikeyoutogoaroundtownsayingthatIhadletyouin.Itisn'tbusiness,maybe,but,justbecauseIdon'twantyoutohaveanykickcoming,I'mreadytobuyyourshareofthethingandcallitadeal.Afterall,itmaygetmoneyontheroad.Itain'tlikely,butthere'sachance,andI'mwillingtotakeit.Well,listen,I'mprobablyrobbingmyself,butI'llgiveyoufifteenthousandifyouwanttosell."
Ahatedvoicespokeathiselbow.
"I'llmakeyouabetterofferthanthat,"saidWally."GivemeyourshareoftheshowforthreedollarsincashandI'llthrowinapairofsock-suspendersandanIngersoll.Isitago?"
Mr.Gobleregardedhimbalefully.
"Whotoldyoutobuttin?"heenquiredsourly.
"Conscience!"repliedWally."OldHenryW.Conscience!Irefusetostandbyandseetheslaughteroftheinnocents.Whydon'tyouwaittillhe'sdeadbeforeyouskinhim!"HeturnedtoMr.Pilkington."Don'tyoubeafool!"hesaidearnestly."Can'tyouseethethingisthebiggesthitinyears?DoyouthinkJesseJamesherewouldbeofferingyouacentforyourshareifhedidn'tknowtherewasa
fortuneinit?Doyouimagine...?"
"Itisimmaterialtome,"interruptedOtisPilkingtonloftily,"whatMr.Gobleoffers.Ihavealreadysoldmyinterest!"
"What!"criedMr.Goble.
"When?"criedWally.
"Isoldithalf-waythroughtheroad-tour,"saidMr.Pilkington,"toalawyer,actingonbehalfofaclientwhosenameIdidnotlearn."
Inthesilencewhichfollowedthisrevelation,anothervoicespoke.
"Ishouldliketospeaktoyouforamoment,Mr.Goble,ifImay."ItwasJill,whohadjoinedthegroupunperceived.
Mr.GoblegloweredatJill,whomethisgazecomposedly.
"I'mbusy!"snappedMr.Goble."Seemeto-morrow!"
"Iwouldprefertoseeyounow."
"Youwouldprefer!"Mr.Goblewavedhishandsdespairingly,asifcallingonheaventowitnessthepersecutionofagoodman.
Jillexhibitedapieceofpaperstampedwiththeletter-headingofthemanagement.
"It'saboutthis,"shesaid."IfounditintheboxasIwasgoingout."
"What'sthat?"
"Itseemstobeafortnight'snotice."
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don'tmindtellingmehowyougottenthousanddollars,doyou?"
"Ofcoursenot,Wally.UncleChrissentittome.DoyouremembergivingmealetterfromhimatRochester?Thechequewasinthat."
Wallystared.
"Youruncle!Buthehasn'tanymoney!"
"Hemusthavemadeitsomehow."
"Buthecouldn't!Howcouldhe?"
OtisPilkingtonsuddenlygavetongue.Hebrokeinonthemwithaloudnoisethatwashalfasnortandhalfayell.StunnedbytheinformationthatitwasJillwhohadboughthisshareinthepiece,Mr.Pilkington'smindhadrecoveredslowlyandthenhadbeguntoworkwithaquiteunusualrapidity.Duringtheprecedingconversationhehadbeendoingsometensethinking,andnowhesawall.
"It'saswindle!It'sadeliberateswindle!"shrilledMr.Pilkington.Thetortoise-shell-rimmedspectaclesflashedsparks."I'vebeenmadeafoolof!I'vebeenswindled!I'vebeenrobbed!"
Jillregardedhimwithwideeyes.
"Whatdoyoumean?"
"YouknowwhatImean!"
"Icertainlydonot!Youwereperfectlywillingtosellthepiece."
"I'mnottalkingaboutthat!YouknowwhatImean!I'vebeenrobbed!"
WallysnatchedathisarmasitgyratedpasthiminagestureofanguishwhichrivalledthelateeffortsinthatdirectionofMr.Goble,whowasnowleaningagainstthesafety-curtaintryingtoget
hisbreathback.
"Don'tbeafool,"saidWallycurtly."Talksense!YouknowperfectlywellthatMissMarinerwouldn'tswindleyou."
"Shemaynothavebeeninit,"concededMr.Pilkington."Idon'tknowwhethershewasornot.Butthatuncleofhersswindledmeoutoftenthousanddollars!Thesmootholdcrook!"
"Don'ttalklikethataboutUncleChris!"saidJill,hereyesflashing."Tellmewhatyoumean."
"Yes,comeon,Pilkington,"saidWallygrimly."You'vebeenscattering
someprettyseriouschargesabout.Let'shearwhatyoubasethemon.Becoherentforacoupleofseconds."
Mr.Goblefilledhisdepletedlungs.
"Ifyouaskme...."hebegan.
"Wedon't,"saidWallycurtly."Thishasnothingtodowithyou.Well,"hewenton,"we'rewaitingtohearwhatthisisallabout."
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Mr.Pilkingtongulped.Likemostmenofweakintellectwhoarepreyedonbythewolvesoftheworld,hehadeverastrongdistasteforadmittingthathehadbeendeceived.Helikedtoregardhimselfasashrewdyoungmanwhoknewhiswayaboutandcouldtakecareofhimself.
"MajorSelby,"hesaid,adjustinghisspectacles,whichemotionhadcausedtoslipdownhisnose,"cametomeafewweeksagowithaproposition.HesuggestedtheformationofacompanytostartMissMarinerinthemotion-pictures."
"What!"criedJill.
"Inthemotion-pictures,"repeatedMr.Pilkington."HewishedtoknowifIcaredtoadvanceanycapitaltowardstheventure.IthoughtitovercarefullyanddecidedthatIwasfavourablydisposedtowardsthescheme.I...."Mr.Pilkingtongulpedagain."Igavehimachequefortenthousanddollars!"
"Ofallthefools!"saidMr.Goblewithasharplaugh.HecaughtWally'seyeandsubsidedoncemore.
Mr.Pilkington'sfingersstrayedagitatedlytohisspectacles.
"Imayhavebeenafool,"hecriedshrilly,"thoughIwasperfectlywillingtoriskthemoneyhaditbeenappliedtotheobjectforwhichIgaveit.Butwhenitcomestogivingtenthousanddollarsjusttohaveitpaidbacktomeinexchangeforaveryvaluablepieceoftheatricalproperty...myownmoney...handedbacktome...!"
WordsfailedMr.Pilkington.
"I'vebeendeliberatelyswindled!"headded,afteramoment,harkingbacktothemainmotive.
Jill'sheartwaslikelead.Shecouldnotdoubtforaninstantthetruthofwhatthevictimhadsaid.Wovenintoeveryinchofthe
fabric,plainlyhall-markedonitssurface,shecouldperceivethesignatureofUncleChris.Ifhehadcomeandconfessedtoherhimself,shecouldnothavebeenmorecertainthathehadactedpreciselyasMr.Pilkingtonhadcharged.Therewasthatsameimpishness,thatsameblandunscrupulousness,thatsamepatheticdesiretodoheragoodturnhoweveritmightaffectanybodyelsewhich,ifshemightcomparethetwothings,hadcausedhimtopassheroffonunfortunateMr.MarinerofBrookportasagirlofwealthwithtastesinthedirectionofrealestate.
Wallywasnotsoeasilysatisfied.
"You'venoproofwhatever...."
Jillshookherhead.
"It'strue,Wally.IknowUncleChris.Itmustbetrue."
"But,Jill...!"
"Itmustbe.HowelsecouldUncleChrishavegotthemoney?"
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theories,gotunderwayoncemore.
"Theman'saswindler!Aswindler!He'srobbedme!Ihavebeenrobbed!Heneverhadanyintentionofstartingamotion-picturecompany.Heplanneditallout...!"
Jillcutintothebabbleofhisdenunciations.Shewassickatheart,andshespokealmostlistlessly.
"Mr.Pilkington!"Thevictimstopped."Mr.Pilkington,ifwhatyousayistrue,andI'mafraidthereisnodoubtthatitis,theonlythingIcandoistogiveyoubackyourproperty.Sowillyoupleasetrytounderstandthateverythingisjustasitwasbeforeyougavemyunclethemoney.You'vegotbackyourtenthousanddollarsandyou'vegotbackyourpiece,sothere'snothingmoretotalkabout."
Mr.Pilkington,dimlyrealizingthatthefinancialaspectoftheaffairhadbeenmoreorlesssatisfactorilyadjusted,wasneverthelessconsciousofafeelingthathewasbeingthwarted.HehadmuchmoretosayaboutUncleChrisandhismethodsofdoingbusiness,anditirkedhimtobecutshortlikethis.
"Yes,butIdonotthink....That'sallverywell,butIhavebynomeansfinished...."
"Yes,youhave,"saidWally.
"There'snothingmoretotalkabout,"repeatedJill."I'msorrythisshouldhavehappened,butyou'venothingtocomplainaboutnow,haveyou?Goodnight."
Andsheturnedquicklyaway,andwalkedtowardsthedoor.
"ButIhadn't_finished_!"wailedMr.Pilkington,clutchingatWally.Hewasfeelingprofoundlyaggrieved.Ifitisbadtobealldressedupandnoplacetogo,itisalmostworsetobefulloftalkandtohavenoonetotalkitto.OtisPilkingtonhadatleastanothertwenty
minutesofspeechinsidehimonthetopicofUncleChris,andWallywasthenearesthumanbeingwithapairofears.
Wallywasinnomoodtoplaythepartofconfidant.HepushedMr.PilkingtonearnestlyinthechestandracedafterJill.Mr.Pilkington,withthefeelingthattheworldwasagainsthim,totteredbackintothearmsofMr.Goble,whohadnowrecoveredhisbreathandwasreadytotalkbusiness.
"Haveagoodcigar,"saidMr.Goble,producingone."Now,seehere,let'sgetrightdowntoit.Ifyou'dcaretoselloutfortwentythousand...."
"Iwould_not_caretoselloutfortwentythousand!"yelledtheoverwroughtMr.Pilkington."Iwouldn'tselloutforamillion!You'reaswindler!Youwanttorobme!You'reacrook!"
"Yes,yes,"assentedMr.Goblegently."But,alljokingaside,supposeIwastogouptotwenty-fivethousand...?"HetwinedhisfingerslovinglyintheslackofMr.Pilkington'scoat."Comenow!You'reagoodkidIShallwesaytwenty-fivethousand?"
"Wewill_not_saytwenty-fivethousand!Letmego!"
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"Now,now,_now_!"pleadedMr.Goble."Besensible!Don'tgetallworkedup!Say,_do_haveagoodcigar!"
"I_won't_haveagoodcigar!"shoutedMr.Pilkington.
Hedetachedhimselfwithajerk,andstalkedwithlongstridesupthestage.Mr.Goblewatchedhimgowithaloweringgaze.AheavysenseoftheunkindnessoffatewasoppressingMr.Goble.Ifyoucouldn'tgypabone-headedamateuroutofapieceofproperty,whomcouldyougyp?Mr.Goblesighed.Ithardlyseemedtohimworthwhilegoingon.
IV
OutinthestreetWallyhadovertakenJill,andtheyfacedoneanotherinthelightofastreetlamp.Forty-firstStreetatmidnightisaquietoasis.Theyhadittothemselves.
Jillwaspale,andshewasbreathingquickly,butsheforcedasmile.
"Well,Wally,"shesaid."Mycareerasamanagerdidn'tlastlong,didit?"
"Whatareyougoingtodo?"
Jilllookeddownthestreet.
"Idon'tknow,"shesaid."IsupposeIshallhavetostarttryingtofindsomething."
"But...."
Jilldrewhimsuddenlyintothedarkalley-wayleadingtothestage-dooroftheGothamTheatre'snearestneighbour,and,asshedidso,along,thinform,swathedinanovercoatandsurmountedbyanopera-hat,flashedpast.
"Idon'tthinkIcouldhavegonethroughanothermeetingwithMr.Pilkington,"saidJill."Itwasn'thisfault,andhewasquitejustified,butwhathesaidaboutUncleChrisratherhurt."
Wally,whohadideasofhisownsimilartothoseofMr.PilkingtononthesubjectofUncleChrisandhadintendedtoexpressthem,prudentlykeptthemunspoken.
"Isuppose,"hesaid,"thereisnodoubt...?"
"Therecan'tbe.PoorUncleChris!HeislikeFreddie.Hemeanswell!"
Therewasapause.Theyleftthealleyandwalkeddownthestreet.
"Whereareyougoingnow?"askedWally.
"I'mgoinghome."
"Where'shome?"
"Forty-ninthStreet.Iliveinaboarding-housethere."
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Asuddenrecollectionoftheboarding-houseatwhichshehadlivedinAtlanticCitysmoteWally,anditturnedthescale.Hehadnotintendedtospeak,buthecouldnothelphimself.
"Jill!"hecried."It'snogood.I_must_sayit!Iwanttogetyououtofallthis.Iwanttotakecareofyou.Whyshouldyougoonlivingthissortoflife,when....Whywon'tyouletme...?"
Hestopped.Evenashespoke,herealizedthefutilityofwhathewassaying.Jillwasnotagirltobewonwithwords.
Theywalkedoninsilenceforamoment.TheycrossedBroadway,noisywithnighttraffic,andpassedintothestillnessontheotherside.
"Wally,"saidJillatlast.
Shewaslookingstraightinfrontofher.Hervoicewastroubled.
"Yes?"
Jillhesitated.
"Wally,youwouldn'twantmetomarryyouifyouknewyouweren'ttheonlymanintheworldthatmatteredtome,wouldyou?"
TheyhadreachedSixthAvenuebeforeWallyreplied.
"No!"hesaid.
Foraninstant,Jillcouldnothavesaidwhetherthefeelingthatshotthroughherliketheabrupttouchingofanervewasreliefordisappointment.Thensuddenlysherealizedthatitwasdisappointment.Itwasabsurdtohertofeeldisappointed,butatthatmomentshewouldhavewelcomedadifferentattitudeinhim.Ifonlythisproblemofherscouldbetakenforcefullyoutofherhands,whatareliefitwouldbe.IfonlyWally,masterfullyinsistent,wouldbatterdownherhesitationsand_grab_her,knockherontheheadandcarryheroff
likeacaveman,carelessaboutherhappinessandconcentrateonhisown,whatasolutionitwouldbe....Butthenhewouldn'tbeWally....Nevertheless,Jillgavealittlesigh.Hernewlifehadchangedheralready.Ithadbluntedthesharpedgeofherindependence.To-nightshewasfeelingtheneedofsomeonetoleanon--someonestrongandcosyandsympatheticwhowouldtreatherlikealittlegirlandshieldherfromalltheroughnessoflife.Thefightingspirithadgoneoutofher,andshewasnolongerthelittlewarriorfacingtheworldwithabraveeyeandatiltedchin.Shewantedtocryandbepetted.
"No!"saidWallyagain.Therehadbeenthefaintestsuggestionofadoubtwhenhehadspokenthewordbefore,butnowitshotoutlikeabullet."AndI'lltellyouwhy.Iwant_you_--and,ifyoumarriedme
feelinglikethat,itwouldn'tbeyou.IwantJill,thewholeJill,andnothingbutJill,and,ifIcan'thavethat,I'drathernothaveanything.Marriageisn'tamotion-pictureclose-upwithslowfade-outontheembrace.It'sapartnership,andwhat'sthegoodofapartnershipifyourheart'snotinit?It'slikecollaboratingwithamanyoudislike....Ibelieveyouwishsometimes--notoften,perhaps,butwhenyou'refeelinglonelyandmiserable--thatIwouldpesterandbludgeonyouintomarryingme....What'sthematter?"
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suchaccuracy.
"Nothing,"shesaid.
"Itwouldn'tbeanygood,"Wallywenton,"becauseitwouldn'tbe _me_.Icouldn'tkeepthatattitudeup,andIknowIshouldhatemyselfforeverhavingtriedit.There'snothingintheworldIwouldn'tdotohelpyou,thoughIknowit'snouseofferingtodoanything.You'reafighter,andyoumeantofightyourownbattle.Itmighthappenthat,ifIkeptafteryouandbadgeredyouandnaggedyou,oneofthesedays,whenyouwerefeelingparticularlyallaloneintheworldandtiredoffightingforyourself,youmightconsenttomarryme.Butitwouldn'tdo.Evenifyoureconciledyourselftoit,itwouldn'tdo.Isupposethecave-womansometimesfeltratherrelievedwheneverythingwassettledforherwithaclub,butI'msurethecavemanmusthavehadahardtimeriddinghimselfofthethoughtthathehadbehavedlikeacadandtakenameanadvantage.Idon'twanttofeellikethat.Icouldn'tmakeyouhappyifIfeltlikethat.Muchbettertohaveyougoonregardingmeasafriend...knowingthat,ifeveryourfeelingsdochange,thatIamrightthere,waiting...."
"Butbythattime_your_feelingswillhavechanged!"
Wallylaughed.
"Never!"
"You'llmeetsomeothergirl...."
"I'vemeteverygirlintheworld!Noneofthemwilldo!"ThelightnesscamebackintoWally'svoice."I'msorryforthepoorthings,buttheywon'tdo!Take'emaway!There'sonlyonegirlintheworldforme--oh,confoundit!whyisitthatonealwaysthinksinsong-titles!Well,thereitis.I'mnotgoingtobotheryou.We'repals.And,asapal,mayIofferyoumybank-roll?"
"No!"saidJill.Shesmiledupathim."IbelieveyouwouldgivemeyourcoatifIaskedyouforit!"
Wallystopped.
"Doyouwantit?Hereyouare!"
"Wally,behave!There'sapolicemanlookingatyou!"
"Oh,well,ifyouwon't!It'sagoodcoat,allthesame."
Theyturnedthecornerandstoppedbeforeabrown-stonehouse,withalongladderofuntidystepsrunninguptothefrontdoor.
"Isthiswhereyoulive?"Wallyasked.Helookedatthegloomyplacedisapprovingly."Youdochoosethemostawfulplaces!"
"Idon'tchoosethem.They'rethrustonme.Yes,thisiswhereIlive.Ifyouwanttoknowtheexactroom,it'sthethirdwindowupthereoverthefrontdoor.Well,goodnight."
"Goodnight,"saidWally.Hepaused."Jill."
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"Yes?"
"Iknowit'snotworthmentioning,andit'sbreakingouragreementtomentionit,butyou_do_understand,don'tyou?"
"Yes,Wallydear,Iunderstand."
"I'mroundthecorner,youknow,waiting!Andifyouever_do_change,allyou'vegottodoisjusttocometomeandsay'It'sallright!'...."
Jilllaughedalittleshakily.
"Thatdoesn'tsoundveryromantic!"
"Notsoundromantic?Ifyoucanthinkofanythreewordsinthelanguagethatsoundmoreromantic,letmehavethem!Well,nevermindhowtheysound,justsaythem,andwatchtheresult!Butyoumustgettobed.Goodnight."
"Goodnight,Wally."
Shepassedinthroughthedingydoor.Itclosedbehindher,andWallystoodforsomemomentsstaringatitwithagloomyrepulsion.He
thoughthehadneverseenadingierdoor.
Thenhestartedtowalkbacktohisapartment.Hewalkedveryquickly,withclenchedhands.Hewaswonderingifafteralltherewasnotsomethingtobesaidforthemethodsofthecavemanwhenhewenta-wooing.Twingesofconsciencethecavemanmayhavehadwhenallwasover,butatleasthehadestablishedhisrighttolookafterthewomanheloved.
CHAPTERXIX
MRS.PEAGRIMBURNSINCENSE
"Theytellme...Iamtold...Iaminformed...No,onemoment,MissFrisby."
Mrs.Peagrimwrinkledherfairforehead.Ithasbeentrulysaidthatthereisnoagonyliketheagonyofliterarycomposition,andMrs.PeagrimwashavingratherabadtimegettingtherequisitesnapandgingerintoherlatestcommunicationtothePress.Shebitherlip,andwouldhavepassedhertwitchingfingersrestlesslythroughherhairbutforthethoughtofthedamagewhichsuchanactionmustdoto
hercoiffure.MissFrisby,hersecretary,ananæmicandnegativeyoungwoman,waitedpatiently,padonknee,andtappedherteethwithherpencil.
"Pleasedonotmakethattappingnoise,MissFrisby,"saidthesuffererquerulously."Icannotthink.Otie,dear,can'tyousuggestagoodphrase?Yououghttobeableto,beinganauthor."
Mr.Pilkington,whowasstrewnoveranarm-chairbythewindow,awokefromhismeditations,which,tojudgefromthefurrowjustabovethe
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aseverybodyknows,istheworkofMrs.Peagrim'scleveryoungnephew,OtisPilkington.'"Mrs.Peagrimshotaglanceathercleveryoungnephew,toseehowheappreciatedtheboost,butOtis'thoughtswerefarawayoncemore.Hewaslyingonhisspine,brooding,brooding.Mrs.Peagrimresumedherdictation."'Inhonouroftheextraordinarysuccessofthepiece,Mrs.Peagrim,whocertainlydoesnothingbyhalves,entertainedtheentirecompanytoasupper-danceaftertheperformance.Anumberofprominentpeoplewereamongtheguests,andMrs.Peagrimwasaradiantandvivacioushostess.Shehasneverlookedmorecharming.Thehighjinkswerekeptuptoanadvancedhour,andeveryoneagreedthattheyhadneverspentamoredelightfulevening.'There!Typeasmanycopiesasarenecessary,MissFrisby,andsendthemoutthisafternoonwithphotographs."
MissFrisbyhavingvanishedinherpallidway,theradiantandvivacioushostessturnedonhernephewagain.
"Imustsay,Otie,"shebegancomplainingly,"that,foramanwhohashadasuccesslikeyours,youarenotverycheerful.IshouldhavethoughtthenoticesofthepiecewouldhavemadeyouthehappiestmaninNewYork."
Therewasonceamelodramawherethechildofthepersecutedheroineusedtodissolvethegalleryintearsbysaying"Happiness?What_is_
happiness,moth-aw?"Mr.Pilkingtondidnotusetheseactualwords,buthereproducedthestrickeninfant'stonewithgreatfidelity.
"Notices!Whatarenoticestome?"
"Oh,don'tbesoaffected!"criedMrs.Peagrim."Don'tpretendthatyoudon'tknoweverywordofthembyheart!"
"Ihavenotseenthenotices,AuntOlive,"saidMr.Pilkingtondully.
Mrs.Peagrimlookedathimwithpositivealarm.Shehadneverbeenoverwhelminglyattachedtoherlongnephew,butsincehisrisetofamesomethingresemblingaffectionhadsprungupinher,andhisattitude
nowdisturbedher.
"Youcan'tbewell,Otie!"shesaidsolicitously."Areyouill?"
"Ihaveasevereheadache,"repliedthemartyr."Ipassedawakefulnight."
"Letmegoandmixyouadoseofthemostwonderfulmixture,"saidMrs.Peagrimmaternally."Poorboy!Idon'twonder,afterallthenervousnessandexcitement....Yousitquitestillandrest.Iwillbebackinamoment."
Shebustledoutoftheroom,andMr.Pilkingtonsaggedbackintohis
chair.Hehadhardlygothismeditationsgoingoncemore,whenthedooropenedandthemaidannounced"MajorSelby."
"Goodmorning,"saidUncleChrisbreezily,sailingdownthefairwaywithoutstretchedhand."Howare--oh!"
Hestoppedabruptly,perceivingthatMrs.Peagrimwasnotpresentand--amoredisturbingdiscovery--thatOtisPilkingtonwas.ItwouldbeexaggerationtosaythatUncleChriswasembarrassed.Thatmaster-mindwasneveractuallyembarrassed.Buthisjauntiness
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"Ispokehastily."
"Alwaysthinkbeforeyouspeak,myboy."
"IconsideredthatIhadbeencheated...."
"Mydearboy!"UncleChris'blueeyesopenedwide."Please!Haven'tIsaidthatIcouldexplainallthat?Itwasapuremisunderstanding...."
"Oh,Idon'tcareaboutthatpartofit...."
"Quiteright,"saidUncleChriscordially."Letbygonesbebygones.Startwithacleanslate.Youhaveyourmoneyback,andthere'snoneedtosayanotherwordaboutit.Letusforgetit,"heconcludedgenerously."And,ifIhaveanyinfluencewithJill,youmaycountonmetouseittodissipateanylittleunfortunateriftwhichmayhaveoccurredbetweenyou."
"Youthinkthere'sachancethatshemightoverlookwhatIsaid?"
"AsIsay,IwilluseanyinfluenceImaypossesstohealthebreach.Ilikeyou,myboy.AndIamsurethatJilllikesyou.Shewillmakeallowancesforanyill-judgedremarksyoumayhaveutteredinamomentofheat."
Mr.Pilkingtonbrightened,andMrs.Peagrim,returningwithamedicine-glass,waspleasedtoseehimlookingsomuchbetter.
"Youareapositivewizard,MajorSelby,"shesaidarchly."Whathaveyoubeensayingtothepoorboytocheerhimupso?Hehasabadheadachethismorning."
"Headache?"saidUncleChris,startinglikeawar-horsethathasheardthebugle."Idon'tknowifIhaveevermentionedit,but_I_usedtosufferfromheadachesatonetime.Extraordinarilysevereheadaches.Itriedeverything,untilonedayamanIknewrecommendedathingcalled--don'tknowifyouhaveeverheardofit...."
Mrs.Peagrim,inherrôleofministeringangel,wasengrossedwithhererrandofmercy.Shewasholdingthemedicine-glasstoMr.Pilkington'slips,andtheseedfellonstonyground.
"Drinkthis,dear,"urgedMrs.Peagrim.
"Nervino,"saidUncleChris.
"There!"saidMrs.Peagrim."Thatwillmakeyoufeelmuchbetter.Howwell_you_alwayslook,MajorSelby!"
"Andyetatonetime,"saidUncleChrisperseveringly,"Iwasa
martyr...."
"Ican'trememberifItoldyoulastnightabouttheparty.Wearegivingalittlesupper-dancetothecompanyofOtie'splayaftertheperformancethisevening.Ofcourseyouwillcome?"
UncleChrisphilosophicallyacceptedhisfailuretosecuretheearofhisaudience.Otheropportunitieswouldoccur.
"Delighted,"hesaid."Delighted."
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"Quiteasimple,Bohemianlittleaffair,"proceededMrs.Peagrim."Ithoughtitwasonlyrighttogivethepoorthingsalittletreataftertheyhaveallworkedsohard."
"Certainly,certainly.Acapitalidea."
"Weshallbequiteasmallparty.IfIoncestartedaskinganybodyoutsideour_real_friends,Ishouldhavetoaskeverybody."
Thedooropened.
"Mr.Rooke,"announcedthemaid.
Freddie,likeMr.Pilkington,wasapreytogloomthismorning.Hehadreadoneortwoofthepapers,andtheyhadbeendisgustinglylavishintheirpraiseofTheMcWhustleofMcWhustle.ItmadeFreddiedespairoftheNewYorkPress.Inadditiontothis,hehadbeenwokenupatseveno'clock,aftergoingtosleepatthree,bytheringingofthetelephoneandtheannouncementthatagentlemanwishedtoseehim:andhewasweigheddownwiththatheavy-eyedlanguorwhichcomestothosewhosenight'srestisbroken.
"Why,howdoyoudo,Mr.Rooke!"saidMrs.Peagrim.
"How-de-do,"repliedFreddie,blinkinginthestronglightfromthewindow."HopeI'mnotbarginginandallthatsortofthing?Icameroundaboutthispartyto-night,youknow."
"Oh,yes?"
"Waswondering,"saidFreddie,"ifyouwouldmindifIbroughtafriendofminealong?PoppedinonmefromEnglandthismorning.Atseveno'clock,"saidFreddieplaintively."Ghastlyhour,what?Didn'tdoathingtothegoodoldbeautysleep!Well,whatImeantosayis,I'dbeawfullyobligedifyou'dletmebringhimalong."
"Why,ofcourse,"saidMrs.Peagrim."Anyfriendofyours,Mr.Rooke...."
"Thanksawfully.SpecialreasonwhyI'dlikehimtocome,andallthat.He'safellownamedUnderhill.SirDerekUnderhill.Beenapalofmineforyearsandyears."
UncleChrisstarted.
"Underhill!IsDerekUnderhillinAmerica?"
"Landedthismorning.Routedmeoutofbedatseveno'clock."
"Oh,doyouknowhim,too,MajorSelby?"saidMrs.Peagrim."ThenI'msurehemustbecharming!"
"Charming,"beganUncleChrisinmeasuredtones,"isanadjectivewhichIcannot...."
"Well,thanksmostawfully,"interruptedFreddie."It'sfearfullygoodofyoutoletmebringhimalong.Imustbestaggeringoffnow.Lotofthingstodo."
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"Oh,mustyougoalready?"
"Absolutelymust.Lotsofthingstodo."
UncleChrisextendedahandtohishostess.
"IthinkIwillbegoingalong,too,Mrs.Peagrim.I'llwalkafewyardswithyou,Freddie,myboy.ThereareoneortwothingsIwouldliketotalkover.Tillto-night,Mrs.Peagrim."
"Tillto-night,MajorSelby."SheturnedtoMr.Pilkingtonasthedoorclosed."WhatcharmingmannersMajorSelbyhas.Sopolished.Asortofold-worldcourtesy.Sosmooth!"
"Smooth,"saidMr.Pilkingtondourly,"isright!"
II
UncleChrisconfrontedFreddiesternlyoutsidethefrontdoor.
"Whatdoesthismean?GoodGod,Freddie,haveyounodelicacy?"
"Eh?"saidFreddieblankly.
"WhyareyoubringingUnderhilltothisparty?Don'tyourealizethatpoorJillwillbethere?Howdoyousupposeshewillfeelwhensheseesthatblackguardagain?Thecadwhothrewheroverandnearlybrokeherheart!"
Freddie'sjawfell.Hegropedforhisfalleneyeglass.
"Oh,myaunt!Doyouthinkshewillbepipped?"
"AsensitivegirllikeJill?"
"But,listen.Derekwantstomarryher."
"What?"
"Oh,absolutely.That'swhyhe'scomeover."
UncleChrisshookhishead.
"Idon'tunderstandthis.Isawthelettermyselfwhichhewrotetoher,breakingofftheengagement."
"Yes,buthe'sdashedsorryaboutallthatnow.Wisheshehadneverbeensuchamug,andallthatsortofthing.Asamatteroffact,that'swhyIshotoverhereinthefirstplace.Asanambassador,
don'tyouknow.ItoldJillallaboutitdirectlyIsawher,butsheseemedinclinedtogiveitamissrather,soIcabledoldDerektopophereinperson.Seemedtome,don'tyouknow,thatJillmightbemorelikelytomakeitupandallthatifshesawoldDerek."
UncleChrisnodded,hiscomposurerestored.
"Verytrue.Yes,certainly,myboy,youactedmostsensibly.BadlyasUnderhillbehaved,sheundoubtedlylovedhim.Itwouldbethebestpossiblethingthatcouldhappeniftheycouldbebroughttogether.It
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ismydearestwishtoseeJillcomfortablysettled.IwashalfhopingthatshemightmarryyoungPilkington."
"GoodGod!ThePilker!"
"Heisquiteaniceyoungfellow,"arguedUncleChris."Nonetoomanybrains,perhaps,butJillwouldsupplythatdeficiency.Still,ofcourse,Underhillwouldbemuchbetter."
"Sheoughttomarrysomeone,"saidFreddieearnestly."Imean,allrotagirllikeJillhavingtoknockaboutandroughitlikethis."
"You'reperfectlyright."
"Ofcourse,"saidFreddiethoughtfully,"thecatchinthewholedashedbusinessisthatshe'ssuchaballyindependentsortofgirl.Imeantosay,it'squitepossibleshemayhandDerekthemitten,youknow."
"Inthatcase,letushopethatshewilllookmorefavourablyonyoungPilkington."
"Yes,"saidFreddie."Well,yes.But--well,Iwouldn'tcallthePilkeraveryripesportingproposition.AboutsixtytooneagainstisthewayIshouldfigureitifIweremakingabook.Itmaybejustbecause
I'mfeelingabitpippedthismorning--gotturfedoutofbedatseveno'clockandallthat--butIhaveanideathatshemaygivebothofthemtheoldrazz.Maybewrong,ofcourse."
"Letushopethatyouare,myboy,"saidUncleChrisgravely."ForinthatcaseIshouldbeforcedintoacourseofactionfromwhichIconfessthatIshrink."
"Idon'tfollow."
"Freddie,myboy,youareaveryoldfriendofJill'sandIamheruncle.IfeelthatIcanspeakplainlytoyou.Jillisthedearestthingtomeintheworld.Shetrustedme,andIfailedher.Iwas
responsibleforthelossofhermoney,andmyoneobjectinlifeistoseeherbysomemeansorotherinapositionequaltotheoneofwhichIdeprivedher.Ifshemarriedarichman,wellandgood.That,providedshemarrieshimbecausesheisfondofhim,willbetheverybestthingthatcanhappen.Butifshedoesnot,thereisanotherway.Itmaybepossibleformetomarryarichwoman."
Freddiestopped,appalled.
"GoodGod!Youdon'tmean...youaren'tthinkingofmarryingMrs.Peagrim!"
"Iwouldn'thavementionednames,but,asyouhaveguessed....Yes,if
theworstcomestotheworst,Ishallmakethesupremesacrifice.To-nightwilldecide.Good-bye,myboy.Iwanttolookinatmyclubforafewminutes.TellUnderhillthathehasmybestwishes."
"I'llbethehas!"gaspedFreddie.
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DEREKLOSESONEBIRDANDSECURESANOTHER
Itissafestforthehistorian,ifhevaluesaccuracy,towaittillathinghashappenedbeforewritingaboutit.Otherwisehemaycommithimselftostatementswhicharenotborneoutbytheactualfacts.Mrs.Peagrim,recordinginadvancethesuccessofherpartyattheGothamTheatre,haddonethis.Itistruethatshewasa"radiantandvivacioushostess,"anditispossible,herstandardnotbeingveryhigh,thatshehad"neverlookedmorecharming."But,whenshewentontosaythatallpresentwereinagreementthattheyhadneverspentamoredelightfulevening,shedeceivedthepublic.UncleChris,forone;OtisPilkington,foranother,andFreddieRooke,forathird,weresofarfromspendingadelightfuleveningthattheyfoundithardtomasktheirtrueemotionsandkeepasmilingfacetotheworld.
OtisPilkington,indeed,founditimpossible,and,ceasingtotry,leftearly.Justtwentyminutesaftertheproceedingshadbegun,heseizedhiscoatandhat,shotoutintothenight,madeoffblindlyupBroadway,andwalkedtwiceroundCentralParkbeforehisfeetgaveoutandheallowedhimselftobetakenbacktohisapartmentinataxi.Jillhadbeenverykindandverysweetandveryregretful,butitwasonlytoomanifestthatonthequestionofbecomingMrs.Otis
Pilkingtonhermindwasmadeup.Shewaswillingtolikehim,tobeasistertohim,towatchhisfutureprogresswithconsiderableinterest,butshewouldnotmarryhim.
OnefeelssorryforOtisPilkingtoninhishouroftravail.Thiswasthefifthorsixthtimethatthissortofthinghadhappenedtohim,andhewasgettingtiredofit.Ifhecouldhavelookedintothefuture--fiveyearsalmosttoadayfromthatevening--andseenhimselfwalkingblushfullydowntheaisleofSt.Thomas'withRolandTrevis'sisterAngelaonhisarm,hisgloommighthavebeenlightened.Moreprobably,however,itwouldhavebeenincreased.Atthemoment,RolandTrevis'sisterAngelawasfifteen,frivolous,andfreckledand,exceptthatheratherdislikedherandsuspectedher--correctly--oflaughing
athim,amountedtojust_nil_inMr.Pilkington'slife.Theideaoflinkinghislotwithherswouldhaveappalledhim,enthusiasticallythoughhewasinfavourofitfiveyearslater.
However,Mr.Pilkingtonwasunabletolookintothefuture,sohisreflectionsonthisnightofsorrowwerenotdivertedfromJill.HethoughtsadlyofJilltilltwo-thirty,whenhefellasleepinhischairanddreamedofher.Atseveno'clockhisJapanesevalet,whohadbeengiventhenightoff,returnedhome,foundhim,andgavehimbreakfast.Afterwhich,Mr.Pilkingtonwenttobed,playedthreegamesofsolitaire,andslepttilldinner-time,whenheawoketotakeuptheburdenoflifeagain.Hestillbroodedonthetragedywhichhadshatteredhim.Indeed,itwasonlytwoweekslater,whenatadancehe
wasintroducedtoared-hairedgirlfromDetroit,thathereallygotoverit.
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ThenewswasconveyedtoFreddieRookebyUncleChris.UncleChris,withsomethingoftheemotionsofacondemnedmanonthescaffoldwaitingforareprieve,hadwatchedJillandMr.Pilkingtongoofftogetherintothedimsolitudeatthebackoftheorchestrachairs,and,afteranalltoobriefinterval,hadobservedthelatterwhizzing
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back,hiseverylittlemovementhavingameaningofitsown--andthatmeaningonewhichconvincedUncleChristhatFreddie,inestimatingMr.Pilkingtonasasixtytoonechance,hadnoterredinhisjudgmentofform.
UncleChrisfoundFreddieinoneoftheupperboxes,talkingtoNellyBryant.Dancingwasgoingondownonthestage,butFreddie,thoughnormallyayoungmanwhoshookaskilfulshoe,wasinnomoodfordancingto-night.Thereturntothescenesofhisformertriumphsandthemeetingwiththecompanionsofhappierdays,severedfromhimbyatwo-weeks'notice,hadaffectedFreddiepowerfully.Eyeingthehappythrongbelow,heexperiencedtheemotionsofthatPeriwho,inthepoem,"atthegateofEdenstooddisconsolate."
ExcusinghimselffromNellyandfollowingUncleChrisintothepassage-wayoutsidethebox,heheardtheother'snewslistlessly.ItcameasnoshocktoFreddie.HehadneverthoughtMr.Pilkingtonanythingtowritehomeabout,andhadneversupposedthatJillwouldaccepthim.Hesaidasmuch.Sorryforthechapinaway,andallthat,buthadneverimaginedforaninstantthathewouldclick.
"WhereisUnderhill?"askedUncleChrisagitated.
"Derek?Oh,heisn'thereyet."
"Butwhyisn'thehere?Iunderstoodthatyouwerebringinghimwithyou."
"Thatwasthescheme,butitseemshehadpromisedsomepeoplehemetontheboattogotoatheatreandhaveabitofsupperwiththemafterwards.IonlyheardaboutitwhenIgotbackthismorning."
"GoodGod,boy!Didn'tyoutellhimthatJillwouldbehereto-night?"
"Oh,rather.Andhe'scomingondirectlyhecangetawayfromthesepeople.Oughttobehereanymomentnow."
UncleChrispluckedathismoustachegloomily.Freddie'sdetachmentdepressedhim.Hehadlookedformoreanimationandagreatersenseoftheimportanceoftheissue.
"Well,pip-pipforthepresent,"saidFreddie,movingtowardthebox."Havetobegettingback.Seeyoulater."
Hedisappeared,andUncleChristurnedslowlytodescendthestairs.Ashereachedthefloorbelow,thedoorofthestage-boxopened,andMrs.Peagrimcameout.
"Oh,MajorSelby!"criedtheradiantandvivacioushostess."Icouldn'tthinkwhereyouhadgotto.Ihavebeenlookingforyou
everywhere."
UncleChrisquiveredslightly,butbracedhimselftodohisduty.
"MayIhavethepleasure...?"hebegan,thenbrokeoffashesawthemanwhohadcomeoutoftheboxbehindhishostess."Underhill!"Hegraspedhishandandshookitwarmly."Mydearfellow!Ihadnonotionthatyouhadarrived!"
"SirDerekcamejustamomentago,"saidMrs.Peagrim.
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"Howareyou,MajorSelby?"saidDerek.Hewasalittlesurprisedatthewarmthofhisreception.Hehadnotanticipatedthisgeniality.
"Mydearfellow,I'mdelightedtoseeyou,"criedUncleChris."But,asIwassaying,Mrs.Peagrim,mayIhavethepleasureofthisdance?"
"Idon'tthinkIwilldancethisone,"saidMrs.Peagrimsurprisingly."I'msureyoutwomusthaveeversomuchtotalkabout.Whydon'tyoutakeSirDerekandgivehimacupofcoffee?"
"Capitalidea!"saidUncleChris."Comethisway,mydearfellow.AsMrs.Peagrimsays,Ihaveeversomuchtotalkabout.Alongthispassage,myboy.Becareful.There'sastep.Well,well,well!It'sdelightfultoseeyouagain!"HemassagedDerek'sarmaffectionately.EverytimehehadmetMrs.Peagrimthateveninghehadquailedinwardlyatwhatlaybeforehim,shouldsomehitchoccurtopreventthere-unionofDerekandJill:andnowthattheotherwasactuallyhere,handsomerthaneverandmorethaneverthesortofmannogirlcouldresist,hedeclinedtoadmitthepossibilityofahitch.Hisspiritssoared."Youhaven'tseenJillyet,ofcourse?"
"No."Derekhesitated."IsJill....Doesshe....Imean...."
UncleChrisresumedhisosteopathy.Hekneadedhiscompanion'scoat-sleevewithajovialhand.
"Mydearfellow,ofcourse!Iamsurethatawordortwofromyouwillputeverythingright.Weallmakemistakes.Ihavemadethemmyself.Iamconvincedthateverythingwillbeperfectlyallright....Ah,theresheis.Jill,mydear,hereisanoldfriendtoseeyou!"
II
SincethehurrieddepartureofMr.Pilkington,Jillhadbeensittingintheauditorium,lazilylisteningtothemusicandwatchingthe
couplesdancingonthestage.Shefoundherselfdriftingintoamoodofgentlecontentment,andwasatalosstoaccountforthis.Shewashappy--quietlyandpeacefullyhappy,whenshewasawarethatsheoughttohavebeenbothagitatedandapprehensive.WhenshehadanticipatedtherecentinterviewwithOtisPilkington,whichshehadknownwasboundtocomesoonerorlater,ithadbeenshrinkinglyandwithforeboding.Shehatedhurtingpeople'sfeelings,and,thoughshereadMr.Pilkington'scharacteraccuratelyenoughtoknowthattimewouldhealanyanguishwhichshemightcausehim,shehadhadnodoubtthatthetemperamentalsurfaceofthatlongyoungman,whenhesucceededingettingheralone,wasgoingtobebadlybruised.Andithadfallenoutjustasshehadexpected.Mr.Pilkingtonhadsaidhissayanddeparted,apitifulfigure,aspectaclewhichshouldhavewrungher
heart.Ithadnotwrungherheart.Exceptforonefleetinginstantwhenshewasactuallysayingthefatalwords,ithadnotinterferedwithherhappinessatall;andalreadyshewasbeginningtoforgetthattheincidenthadeverhappened.
And,ifthepastshouldhavedepressedher,thefuturemighthavebeenexpectedtodepressherevenmore.Therewasnothinginit,eitherimmediateordistant,whichcouldaccountforherfeelinggentlycontented.Andyet,assheleanedbackinherseat,herheartwasdancingintimetothedance-musicofMrs.Peagrim'shiredorchestra.
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ItpuzzledJill.
Andthen,quitesuddenly,yetwithnoabruptnessorsenseofdiscovery,justasifitweresomethingwhichshehadknownallalong,thetruthcameuponher.ItwasWally,thethoughtofWally,theknowledgethatWallyexisted,thatmadeherhappy.Hewasasolid,comforting,reassuringfactinaworldofdoubtsandperplexities.Shedidnotneedtobewithhimtobefortified,itwasenoughjusttothinkofhim.Presentorabsent,hispersonalityheartenedherlikefineweatherormusicorasea-breeze--orlikethatfriendly,soothingnight-lightwhichtheyusedtoleaveinhernurserywhenshewaslittle,toscareawaythegoblinsandseehersafelyovertheroadthatledtothegatesofthecityofdreams.
SupposetherewerenoWally...?
Jillgaveasuddengasp,andsatup,tingling.Shefeltasshehadsometimesfeltasachild,when,ontheedgeofsleep,shehaddreamedthatshewassteppingoffaprecipiceandhadwoken,tenseandalert,tofindthattherewasnodangerafterall.Buttherewasadifferencebetweenthatfeelingandthis.Shehadwoken,buttofindthattherewasdanger.Itwasasthoughsomeinnervoicewascallingtohertobecareful,totakethought.SupposetherewerenoWally?...AndwhyshouldtherealwaysbeWally?Hehadsaidconfidentlyenoughthat
therewouldneverbeanothergirl....Buttherewerethousandsofothergirls,millionsofothergirls,andcouldshesupposethatoneofthemwouldnothavethesensetosnapupatreasurelikeWally?AsenseofblankdesolationsweptoverJill.Herquickimagination,leapingahead,hadmadethevaguepossibilityofadistantfutureanaccomplishedfact.Shefelt,absurdly,asenseofoverwhelmingloss.
Intohermind,neverfardistantfromit,camethethoughtofDerek.And,suddenly,Jillmadeanotherdiscovery.ShewasthinkingofDerek,anditwasnothurting.Shewasthinkingofhimquitecoollyandclearlyandherheartwasnotaching.
Shesatbackandscrewedhereyestight,asshehadalwaysdonewhen
puzzled.Somethinghadhappenedtoher,buthowithadhappenedandwhenithadhappenedandwhyithadhappenedshecouldnotunderstand.Sheonlyknewthatnowforthefirsttimeshehadbeengrantedamomentofclearvisionandwasseeingthingstruly.
ShewantedWally.Shewantedhiminthesensethatshecouldnotdowithouthim.ShefeltnothingofthefierytumultwhichhadcomeuponherwhenshefirstmetDerek.SheandWallywouldcometogetherwithasmileandbuildtheirlifeonanenduringfoundationoflaughterandhappinessandgood-fellowship.WallyhadnevershakenandneverwouldshakehersensesasDerekhaddone.Ifthatwaslove,thenshedidnotloveWally.Butherclearvisiontoldherthatitwasnotlove.Itmightbetheblazingandcracklingofthorns,butitwasnotthefire.
ShewantedWally.Sheneededhimassheneededtheairandthesunlight.
SheopenedhereyesandsawUncleChriscomingdowntheaisletowardsher.Therewasamanwithhim,and,astheymovedcloserinthedimlight,JillsawthatitwasDerek.
"Jill,mydear,"saidUncleChris,"hereisanoldfriendtoseeyou!"
And,havingachievedtheirbringingtogether,heproceededtowithdraw
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delicatelywhencehehadcome.ItispleasanttobeabletorecordthathewasimmediatelyseizeduponbyMrs.Peagrim,whohadchangedhermindaboutnotdancing,andledofftobeherpartnerinafox-trot,inthecourseofwhichshetrodonhisfeetthreetimes.
"Why,Derek!"saidJillcheerfully.Exceptforamildwonderhowhecametobethere,shefoundherselfwhollyunaffectedbythesightofhim."Whateverare_you_doinghere?"
Dereksatdownbesideher.Thecordialityofhertonehadrelieved,yetatthesametimedisconcertedhim.Manseldomattainstoperfectcontentmentinthisworld,andDerek,whilepleasedthatJillapparentlyborehimnoill-will,seemedtomisssomethinginhermannerwhichhewouldhavebeengladtofindthere.
"Jill!"hesaidhuskily.
ItseemedtoDerekonlydecenttospeakhuskily.Tohisorderlymindthissituationcouldbehandledonlyinoneway.Itwasaplain,straightissueofthestrongmanhumblinghimself--nottoomuchofcourse,butsufficiently:anditcalled,inhisopinion,forthelowvoice,theclenchedhand,andthebrokenwhisper.Speakingashehadspoken,hehadgiventhescenetherightkeyfromthestart--orwouldhavedoneifshehadnotgotinaheadofhimandopeneditonanote
ofabsurdcheeriness?Derekfoundhimselfresentinghercheeriness.OftenashehadattemptedduringthevoyagefromEnglandtovisualizetohimselfthisfirstmeeting,hehadneverpicturedJillsmilingbrightlyathim.Itwasajollysmile,andmadeherlookextremelypretty,butitjarreduponhim.Amomentbeforehehadbeenhalfrelieved,halfdisconcerted:nowhewasdefinitelydisconcerted.Hesearchedinhismindforacriticismofherattitude,andcametotheconclusionthatwhatwaswrongwithitwasthatitwastoofriendly.Friendlinessiswellenoughinitsway,butinwhatshouldhavebeenatenseclashingofstrongemotionsitdidnotseemtoDerekfitting.
"Didyouhaveapleasanttrip?"askedJill."Haveyoucomeoveronbusiness?"
AfeelingofbewildermentcameuponDerek.Itwaswrong,itwasallwrong.Ofcourse,shemightbespeakinglikethistocloakintensefeeling,but,ifso,shehadcertainlysucceeded.Fromhermanner,heandshemightbecasualacquaintances.Apleasanttrip!Inanotherminuteshewouldbeaskinghimhowhehadcomeoutonthesweepstakeontheship'srun.Withasenseofputtinghisshouldertosomeheavyweightandheavingatit,hesoughttolifttheconversationtoahigherplane.
"Icametofind_you_!"hesaid;stillhuskilybutnotsohuskilyasbefore.Therearedegreesofhuskiness,andDerek'swassharpenedalittlebyatouchofirritation.
"Yes?"saidJill.
Derekwasnowfermenting.Whatsheoughttohavesaid,hedidnotknow,butheknewthatitwasnot"Yes?""Yes?"inthecircumstanceswasalmostasbadas"Really?"
Therewasapause.Jillwaslookingathimwithafrankandunembarrassedgazewhichsomehowdeepenedhissenseofannoyance.Hadshelookedathimcoldly,hecouldhaveunderstoodandeven
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appreciatedit.Hehadbeenexpectingcoldness,andhadbracedhimselftocombatit.HewasstillnotquitesureinhismindwhetherhewasplayingtherôleofapenitentoraKingCophetua,butineithercharacterhemighthaveanticipatedalittletemporarycoldness,whichitwouldhavebeenhiseasytasktomelt.Buthehadneverexpectedtobelookedatasifhewereaspecimeninamuseum,andthatwashowhewasfeelingnow.Jillwasnotlookingathim--shewasinspectinghim,examininghim,andhechafedundertheprocess.
Jill,unconsciousofthediscomfortshewascausing,continuedtogaze.Shewastryingtodiscoverinjustwhatrespecthehadchangedfromthegodhehadbeen.Certainlynotinlooks.Hewasashandsomeasever--handsomer,indeed,forthesunshineandcleanbreezesoftheAtlantichadgivenhimanexceedinglybecomingcoatoftan.Andyethemusthavechanged,fornowshecouldlookuponhimquitedispassionatelyandcriticizehimwithoutatremor.Itwaslikeseeingacopyofagreatpainting.Everythingwasthere,excepttheonethingthatmattered,themagicandtheglamour.Itwaslike....Shesuddenlyrememberedasceneinthedressing-roomwhenthecompanyhadbeeninBaltimore.LoisDenham,dulytherecipientofthesunburstwhichherfriendIzzyhadpromisedher,hadunfortunately,inaspiritofgirlishcuriosity,takenittoajewellertobepriced,andthejewellerhadblastedheryounglifebydeclaringitapasteimitation.Jillrecalledhowthestrickengirl--previoustocallingIzzyonthe
longdistanceandtellinghimanumberofthingswhich,whileprobablynotnewstohim,musthavebeenpainfulhearing--hadpassedthevileobjectroundthedressing-roomforinspection.Theimitationwasperfect.Ithadbeenimpossibleforthegirlstotellthatthestoneswerenotrealdiamonds.Yetthejeweller,withhissixthsense,hadseenthroughtheminatrifleundertenseconds.Jillcametotheconclusionthathernewly-discoveredloveforWallyMasonhadequippedherwithasixthsense,andthatbyitsaidshewasreallyforthefirsttimeseeingDerekashewas.
DerekhadnottheprivilegeofbeingabletoreadJill'sthoughts.AllhecouldseewastheouterJill,andtheouterJill,asshehadalwaysdone,wasstirringhisemotions.Herdaintinessafflictedhim.Notfor
thefirst,thesecond,orthethirdtimesincetheyhadcomeintoeachother'slives,hewasastoundedatthestrengthoftheappealwhichJillhadforhimwhentheyweretogether,ascontrastedwithitsweaknesswhentheywereapart.Hemadeanotherattempttoestablishthesceneonaloftierplane.
"WhatafoolIwas!"hesighed."Jill!Canyoueverforgiveme?"
Hetriedtotakeherhand.Jillskilfullyeludedhim.
"Why,ofcourseI'veforgivenyou,Derek,iftherewas,anythingtoforgive."
"Anythingtoforgive!"Derekbegantogetintohisstride.Thesewerethelinesonwhichhehaddesiredtheinterviewtodevelop."Iwasabrute!Acad!"
"Oh,no!"
"Iwas.Oh,Ihavebeenthroughhell!"
Jillturnedherheadaway.Shedidnotwanttohurthim,butnothingcouldhavekeptherfromsmiling.Shehadbeensosurethathewould
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saythatsoonerorlater.
"Jill!"Derekhadmisinterpretedthecauseofhermovement,andhadattributedittoemotion."Tellmethateverythingisasitwasbefore."
Jillturned.
"I'mafraidIcan'tsaythat,Derek."
"Ofcoursenot!"agreedDerekinacomfortableglowofmanlyremorse.Helikedhimselfinthecharacterofthestrongmanabashed."Itwouldbetoomuchtoexpect,Iknow.But,whenwearemarried...."
"Doyoureallywanttomarryme?"
"Jill!"
"Iwonder!"
"Howcanyoudoubtit?"
Jilllookedathim.
"Haveyouthoughtwhatitwouldmean?"
"Whatitwouldmean?"
"Well,yourmother...."
"Oh!"DerekdismissedLadyUnderhillwithagrandgesture.
"Yes,"persistedJill,"but,ifshedisapprovedofyourmarryingmebefore,wouldn'tshedisapproveagooddealmorenow,whenIhaven'tapennyintheworldandamjustinthechorus...."
AsortofstrangledsoundproceededfromDerek'sthroat.
"Inthechorus!"
"Didn'tyouknow?IthoughtFreddiemusthavetoldyou."
"Inthechorus!"Derekstammered."IthoughtyouwerehereasaguestofMrs.Peagrim's."
"SoIam--likealltherestofthecompany."
"But....But...."
"Yousee,itwouldbeboundtomakeeverythingalittledifficult,"
saidJill.Herfacewasgrave,butherlipsweretwitching."Imean,youareratheraprominentman,aren'tyou,andifyoumarriedachorus-girl...."
"Nobodywouldknow,"saidDereklimply.
Jillopenedhereyes.
"Nobodywould_know_!"Shelaughed."But,ofcourse,you'venevermetourPress-agent.Ifyouthinkthatnobodywouldknowthatagirlin
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thecompanyhadmarriedabaronetwhowasamemberofparliamentandexpectedtobeintheCabinetinafewyears,you'rewronginghim!Thenewswouldbeonthefrontpageofallthepaperstheverynextday--columnsofit,withphotographs.TherewouldbearticlesaboutitintheSundaypapers.Illustrated!AndthenitwouldbecabledtoEnglandandwouldappearinthepapersthere....Yousee,you'reaveryimportantperson,Derek."
Dereksatclutchingthearmsofhischair.Hisfacewaschalky.Thoughhehadneverbeeninclinedtounderestimatehisimportanceasafigureinthepubliceye,hehadoverlookedthedisadvantagesconnectedwithsuchaneminence.Hegurgledwordlessly.HehadbeenpreparedtobraveLadyUnderhill'swrathandasserthisrighttomarrywhomhepleased,butthiswasdifferent.
Jillwatchedhimcuriouslyandwithacertainpity.Itwassoeasytoreadwhatwaspassinginhismind.Shewonderedwhathewouldsay,howhewouldflounderoutofhisunfortunateposition.Shehadnoillusionsabouthimnow.Shedidnotevencontemplatethepossibilityofchivalrywinningthebattlewhichwasgoingonwithinhim.
"Itwouldbeveryawkward,wouldn'tit?"shesaid.
AndthenpityhaditswaywithJill.Hehadtreatedherbadly;fora
timeshehadthoughtthathehadcrushedalltheheartoutofher:buthewassuffering,andshehatedtoseeanybodysuffer.
"Besides,"shesaid,"I'mengagedtosomebodyelse."
Asasuffocatingman,hislipstothetubeofoxygen,graduallycomesbacktolife,Derekrevived--slowlyasthemeaningofherwordssankintohismind,thenwithasuddenabruptness.
"What?"hecried.
"I'mgoingtomarrysomebodyelse.AmannamedWallyMason."
Derekswallowed.Thechalkylookdiedoutofhisface,andheflushedhotly.Hiseyes,halfrelieved,halfindignant,glowedundertheirpent-houseofeyebrow.Hesatforamomentinsilence.
"Ithinkyoumighthavetoldmebefore!"hesaidhuffily.
Jilllaughed.
"Yes,IsupposeIoughttohavetoldyoubefore."
"Leadingmeon...!"
Jillpattedhimonthearm.
"Nevermind,Derek!It'sallovernow.Anditwasgreatfun,wasn'tit!"
"Fun!"
"Shallwegoanddance?Themusicisjuststarting."
"I_won't_dance!"
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Jillgotup.
"Imust,"shesaid."I'msohappyIcan'tkeepstill.Well,good-bye,Derek,incaseIdon'tseeyouagain.Itwasnicemeetingafterallthistime.Youhaven'talteredabit!"
Derekwatchedherflitdowntheaisle,sawherjumpupthelittleladderontothestage,watchedhervanishintotheswirlofthedance.Hereachedforacigarette,openedhiscase,andfounditempty.Heutteredamirthless,Byroniclaugh.Thethingseemedtohimsymbolic.
III
Nothavingacigaretteofhisown,Derekgotupandwenttolookfortheonlymanheknewwhocouldgivehimone:andafterasearchofafewminutescameuponFreddieallaloneinadarkcorner,apartfromthethrong.ItwasaverydifferentFreddiefromthemoodyyouthwhohadreturnedtotheboxafterhisconversationwithUncleChris.Hewasleaningagainstapieceofscenerywithhisheadtiltedbackandabeamofstartledhappinessonhisface.SoraptwasheinhisreflectionsthathedidnotbecomeawareofDerek'sapproachuntilthelatterspoke.
"Gotacigarette,Freddie?"
Freddiewithdrewhisgazefromtheroof.
"Hullo,oldson!Cigarette?Certainlyandbyallmeans.Cigarettes?Wherearethecigarettes?Mr.Rooke,forward!Showcigarettes."HeextendedhiscasetoDerek,whohelpedhimselfinsombresilence,findinghisboyhood'sfriend'sexuberancehardtobear."Isay,Derek,oldscream,themostextraordinarythinghashappened!You'llneverguess.Tocutalongstoryshortandcometotheblow-outofthescenario,I'mengaged!Engaged,oldcrumpet!YouknowwhatImean--engagedtobemarried!"
"Ugh!"saidDerekgruffly,frowningoverhiscigarette.
"Don'twonderyou'resurprised,"saidFreddie,lookingathimalittlewistfully,forhisfriendhadscarcelybeengushing,andhewouldhavewelcomedabitofenthusiasm."Canhardlybelieveitmyself."
Derekawoketoasenseoftheconventions.
"Congratulateyou,"hesaid."DoIknowher?"
"Notyet,butyouwillsoon.She'sagirlinthecompany--inthechorusasamatteroffact.GirlnamedNellyBryant.Anabsolute
corker.I'llgofurther--atopper.You'lllikeher,oldman."
Derekwaslookingathim,amazed.
"GoodHeavens!"hesaid.
"Extraordinaryhowthesethingshappen,"proceededFreddie."Lookingback,Icansee,ofcourse,thatIalwaysthoughtheratopper,buttheideaofgettingengaged--Idon'tknow--sortofthingthatdoesn'toccurtoachappie,ifyouknowwhatImean.WhatImeantosayis,we
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hadalwaysbeenthegreatestofpalsandallthat,butitneverstruckmethatshewouldthinkitmuchofawheezegettinghookedupforlifewithachaplikeme.Wejustsortofdriftedalongandsoforth.Allveryjollyandwhatnot.Andthenthisevening--Idon'tknow.Ihadabitofahump,whatwithonethingandanother,andshewasmostdashedsweetandpatientandsoothingand--and--well,andwhatnot,don'tyouknow,andsuddenly--deucedrummysensation--thejollyoldscalesseemedtofall,ifyoufollowme,frommygoodoldeyes;Idon'tknowifyougettheidea.Isuddenlyseemedtolookmyselfsquarelyintheeyeballandsaytomyself,'Freddie,oldtop,howdowego?Arewenotmissingagoodthing?'And,byJove,thinkingitover,IfoundthatIwasabsolutelycorrect-o!You'venonotionhowdashedsympatheticsheis,oldman!Imeantosay,Ihadthishump,youknow,owingtoonethingandanother,andwasfeelingthatlifewasmoreorlessofajollyoldsnareanddelusion,andshebuckedmeupandallthat,andsuddenlyIfoundmyselfkissingherandallthatsortofrot,andshewaskissingmeandsoonandsoforth,andshe'sgotthemostrippingeyes,andtherewasnobodyabout,andthelongandtheshortofitwas,oldboy,thatIsaid,'Let'sgetmarried!'andshesaid,'When?'andthatwasthat,ifyouseewhatImean.TheschemenowistopopdowntotheCityHallandgetalicence,whichitappearsyouhavetohaveifyouwanttobringthissortofbingeoffwithanysuccessandvim,andthenwhathoforthepadre!Lookingatitfromeveryangle,abitofagoodegg,what?Happiestmaninthe
world,andallthatsortofthing."
AtthispointinhissomewhatincoherentepicFreddiepaused.Ithadoccurredtohimthathehadperhapslaidhimselfopentoachargeofmonopolisingtheconversation.
"Isay!You'llforgivemydwellingabitonthisthing,won'tyou?Neverfoundagirlwhowouldlooktwiceatmebefore,andit'sratherunsettledtheoldbean.JustoccurredtomethatImayhavebeentalkingaboutmyownaffairsabit.Yourturnnow,oldthing.Sitdown,astheblightersinthenovelsusedtosay,andtellmethestoryofyourlife.You'veseenJill,ofcourse?"
"Yes,"saidDerekshortly.
"Andit'sallright,eh?Fine!We'llmakeadoubleweddingofit,what?Notabadidea,that!Imeantosay,themanofGodmightmakeareductionforquantityandshadehisfeeabit.Dothejobhalfprice!"
Derekthrewdowntheendofhiscigarette,andcrusheditwithhisheel.AcloserobserverthanFreddiewouldhavedetectedlongerethisthefactthathisdemeanourwasnotthatofahappyandsuccessfulwooer.
"JillandIarenotgoingtobemarried,"hesaid.
AlookofblankastonishmentcameintoFreddie'scheerfulface.Hecouldhardlybelievethathehadheardcorrectly.Itistruethat,ingloomiermood,hehadhazardedthetheorytoUncleChristhatJill'sindependencemightleadhertorefuseDerek,buthehadnotreallybelievedinthepossibilityofsuchathingevenatthetime,andnow,inthefullfloodofoptimismconsequentonhisownengagement,itseemedevenmoreincredible.
"GreatScott!"hecried."Didshegiveyoutheraspberry?"
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ItistobedoubtedwhethertheprideoftheUnderhillswouldhavepermittedDerektoreplyintheaffirmative,evenifFreddiehadphrasedhisquestiondifferently;butthebrutaldirectnessofthequerymadesuchacourseimpossibleforhim.NothingwasdearertoDerekthanhisself-esteem,and,evenattheexpenseofthetruth,hewasresolvedtoshielditfrominjury.TofaceFreddieandconfessthatanygirlintheworldhadgivenhim,DerekUnderhill,whathecoarselytermedtheraspberrywasatasksorevoltingastobeutterlybeyondhispowers.
"Nothingofthekind!"hesnapped."Itwasbecausewebothsawthatthethingwouldbeimpossible.Whydidn'tyoutellmethatJillwasinthechorusofthisdamnedpiece?"
Freddie'smouthslowlyopened.Hewastryingnottorealizethemeaningofwhathisfriendwassaying.Hiswasafaithfulsoul,andforyears--toallintentsandpurposesforpracticallythewholeofhislife--hehadlookeduptoDerekandreverencedhim.HeabsolutelyrefusedtobelievethatDerekwasintendingtoconveywhatheseemedtobetryingtoconvey;for,ifhewas,well...byJove...itwastoorottenandAlgyMartynhadbeenrightafterallandthefellowwassimply....
"Youdon'tmean,oldman,"saidFreddiewithanalmostpleadingnoteinhisvoice,"thatyou'regoingtobackoutofmarryingJillbecauseshe'sinthechorus?"
Dereklookedaway,andscowled.HewasfindingFreddie,inthecapacityofinquisitor,astryingashehadfoundhimintherôleofexuberantfiancé.Itoffendedhispridetohavetomakeexplanationstoonewhomhehadalwaysregardedwithapatronizingtoleranceasnotabadfellowinhiswaybutineveryessentialrespectnegligible.
"Ihavetobesensible,"hesaid,chafingastheindignityofhispositionintrudeditselfmoreandmore."Youknowwhatitwouldmean....Paragraphsinallthepapers....photographs...thenews
cabledtoEngland...everybodyreadingitandmisunderstanding....I'vegotmycareertothinkof....Itwouldcrippleme...."
Hisvoicetrailedoff,andtherewassilenceforamoment.ThenFreddieburstintospeech.Hisgood-naturedfacewashardwithunwontedscorn.Itscheerfulvacuityhadchangedtostonycontempt.ForthesecondtimeintheeveningthejollyoldscaleshadfallenfromFreddie'sgoodoldeyes,and,asJillhaddone,hesawDerekashewas.
"Mysaintedaunt!"hesaidslowly."Sothat'sit,what?Well,I'vealwaysthoughtadashedlotofyou,asyouknow.I'vealwayslookeduptoyouasabitofanibandwishedIwaslikeyou.But,greatScott!
ifthat'sthesortofachapyouare,I'mdeucedgladI'mnot!I'mgoingtowakeupinthemiddleofthenightandthinkhowunlikeyouIamandpatmyselfontheback!RonnyDevereuxwasperfectlyright.Atick'satick,andthat'sallthereistosayaboutit.GoodoldRonnytoldmewhatyouwere,and,likeasillyass,Iwastedalotoftimetryingtomakehimbelieveyouweren'tthatsortofchapatall.It'snogoodstandingtherelookinglikeyourmother,"saidFreddiefirmly."Thisiswherewejollywellpartbrass-rags!Ifweevermeetagain,I'lltroubleyounottospeaktome,becauseI'veareputationtokeepup!Sothereyouhaveitinaballynutshell!"
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ScarcelyhadFreddieceasedtoadministerittohisformerfriendinaballynutshell,whenUncleChris,warmanddishevelledfromthedanceasinterpretedbyMrs.WaddesleighPeagrim,camebustlingup,savingDerekthenecessityofreplyingtotheharangue.
"Well,Underhill,mydearfellow,"beganUncleChrisaffably,attachinghimselftotheother'sarm,"what...?"
Hebrokeoff,forDerek,freeinghisarmwithawrench,turnedandwalkedrapidlyaway.DerekhadnodesiretogooverthewholethingagainwithUncleChris.Hewantedtobealone,tobuildup,painfullyandlaboriously,theruinsofhisself-esteem.TheprideoftheUnderhillshadhadabadevening.
UncleChristurnedtoFreddie.
"Whatisthematter?"heaskedblankly.
"I'lltellyouwhat'sthejollyoldmatter!"criedFreddie."Theblighterisn'tgoingtomarrypoorJillafterall!He'schangedhisrottenmind!It'soff!"
"Off?"
"Absolutelyoff!"
"Absolutelyoff?"
"Napoo!"saidFreddie."He'safraidofwhatwillhappentohisblastedcareerifhemarriesagirlwho'sbeeninthechorus."
"But,mydearboy!"UncleChrisblinked."But,mydearboy!Thisisridiculous....Surely,ifIweretospeakaword...."
"Youcanifyoulike._I_wouldn'tspeaktothemanagainifyoupaidme!Butitwon'tdoanygood,sowhat'stheuse?"
SlowlyUncleChrisadjustedhismindtothedisaster.
"Thenyoumean...?"
"It'soff!"saidFreddie.
ForamomentUncleChrisstoodmotionless.Then,withasuddenjerk,heseemedtostiffenhisbackbone.Hisfacewasbleak,buthepulledathismoustachejauntily.
"_Morituritesalutant!_"hesaid."Good-bye,Freddie,myboy."
Heturnedaway,gallantandupright,theoldsoldier.
"Whereareyougoing?"askedFreddie.
"Overthetop!"saidUncleChris.
"Whatdoyoumean?"
"Iamgoing,"saidUncleChrissteadily,"tofindMrs.Peagrim!"
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"GoodGod!"criedFreddie.Hefollowedhim,protestingweakly,buttheothergavenosignthathehadheard.Freddiesawhimdisappearintothestage-box,and,turning,foundJillathiselbow.
"WheredidUncleChrisgo?"askedJill."Iwanttospeaktohim."
"He'sinthestage-box,withMrs.Peagrim."
"WithMrs.Peagrim?"
"Proposingtoher,"saidFreddiesolemnly.
Jillstared.
"ProposingtoMrs.Peagrim?Whatdoyoumean?"
Freddiedrewheraside,andbegantoexplain.
IV
Inthedimnessofthestage-box,hiseyesalittleglassyandadulldespairinhissoul,UncleChriswaswonderinghowtobegin.Inhishotyouthhehadbeenratheradevilofafellowinbetweendances,a
coo-erofsoftphrasesandastealerofneververystoutlywithheldkisses.HerememberedonetimeinBangalore...butthathadnothingtodowiththecase.Thepointwas,howtobeginwithMrs.Peagrim.Thefactthattwenty-fiveyearsagohehadcrushedinhisarmsbeneaththeshadowsofthedeodarsagirlwhosenamehehadforgotten,thoughherememberedthatshehadwornadressofsomepinkstuff,wasimmaterialandirrelevant.WashetocrushMrs.Peagriminhisarms?Not,thoughtUncleChristohimself,onabet.Hecontentedhimselfforthemomentwithbendinganintensegazeuponherandaskingifshewastired.
"Alittle,"pantedMrs.Peagrim,who,thoughshedancedoftenandvigorously,wasneverinthebestofcondition,owingtoherhabitof
neutralizingthebeneficenteffectsofexercisebysurreptitiouscandy-eating."I'malittleoutofbreath."
UncleChrishadobservedthisforhimself,andithadnothelpedhimtofacehistask.Lovelywomanlosessomethingofherqueenlydignitywhenshepuffs.Inwardly,hewasthinkinghowexactlyhishostessresembledthethirdfromtheleftofatroupeofperformingsea-lionswhichhehadseensomeyearsagoononeofhisrarevisitstoavaudevillehouse.
"Yououghtnottotireyourself,"hesaidwithadifficulttenderness.
"I_am_sofondofdancing,"pleadedMrs.Peagrim.Recoveringsomeof
herbreath,shegazedathercompanionwithasortofshort-windedarchness."Youarealwayssosympathetic,MajorSelby."
"AmI?"saidUncleChris."AmI?"
"Youknowyouare!"
UncleChrisswallowedquickly.
"Iwonderifyouhaveeverwondered,"hebegan,andstopped.Hefelt
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thathewasnotputtingitaswellashemight."Iwonderifithaseverstruckyouthatthere'sareason."Hestoppedagain.Heseemedtorememberreadingsomethinglikethatinanadvertisementinamagazine,andhedidnotwanttotalklikeanadvertisement."Iwonderifithaseverstruckyou,Mrs.Peagrim,"hebeganagain,"thatanysympathyonmypartmightbeduetosomedeeperemotionwhich....Haveyouneversuspectedthatyouhaveneversuspected...."UncleChrisbegantofeelthathemustbracehimselfup.Usuallyamanoffluentspeech,hewasnotathisbestto-night.Hewasjustabouttotryagain,whenhecaughthishostess'eye,andthesoftgleaminitsenthimcoweringbackintothesilenceasifheweretakingcoverfromanenemy'sshrapnel.
Mrs.Peagrimtouchedhimonthearm.
"Youweresaying...?"shemurmuredencouragingly.
UncleChrisshuthiseyes.Hisfingerspresseddesperatelyintothevelvetcurtainbesidehim.HefeltashehadfeltwhenarawlieutenantinIndia,duringhisfirsthill-campaign,whentheetiquetteoftheservicehadcompelledhimtoriseandwalkupanddowninfrontofhismenunderadesultoryshowerofjezail-bullets.Heseemedtohearthedamnedthings_whop-whopping_now...andalmostwishedthathecouldreallyhearthem.Oneortwogoodbulletsjust
nowwouldbeawelcomediversion.
"Yes?"saidMrs.Peagrim.--
"Haveyouneverfelt,"babbledUncleChris,"that,feelingasIfeel,Imighthavefelt...thatistosaymightbefeelingafeeling...?"
Therewasatapatthedoorofthebox.UncleChrisstartedviolently.Jillcamein.
"Oh,Ibegyourpardon,"shesaid."Iwantedtospeak...."
"Youwantedtospeaktome?"saidUncleChris,boundingup.
"Certainly,certainly,certainly,ofcourse.Ifyouwillexcusemeforamoment?"
Mrs.Peagrimbowedcoldly.Theinterruptionhadannoyedher.ShehadnonotionwhoJillwas,andsheresentedtheintrusionatthisparticularjunctureintensely.NotsoUncleChris,whoskippedoutintothepassagelikeayounglamb.
"AmIintime?"askedJillinawhisper.
"Intime?"
"YouknowwhatImean.UncleChris,listentome!Youarenotto
proposetothatawfulwoman.Doyouunderstand?"
UncleChrisshookhishead.
"Thedieiscast!"
"Thedieisn'tanythingofthesort,"saidJill."Unless...."Shestopped,aghast."Youdon'tmeanthatyouhavedoneitalready?"
"Well,no.Tobeperfectlyaccurate,no.But...."
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UncleChrisseatedhimselfwithcomposure.Theweaknesshadpassed,andhewashimselfagain.
"Oh,nothing,nothing.Sometrivialdifficulty,whichIwasabletodisposeofinafewwords."
Mrs.Peagrimwouldhavelikedtocontinueherresearches,butafeelingthatitwaswisernottostraytoolongfromthemainpointrestrainedher.Shebenttowardshim.
"Youweregoingtosaysomethingwhenthatgirlinterruptedus."
UncleChrisshothiscuffswithadebonairgesture.
"WasI?WasI?Tobesure,yes.Iwassayingthatyououghtnottoletyourselfgettired.Deuceofathing,gettingtired.Playsthedickenswiththesystem."
Mrs.Peagrimwasdisconcerted.Theatmosphereseemedtohavechanged,andshedidnotlikeit.Sheendeavouredtorestorethetoneoftheconversation.
"Youaresosympathetic,"shesighed,feelingthatshecouldnotdobetterthantobeginagainatthatpoint.Theremarkhadproduced
goodresultsbeforeanditmightdosoasecondtime.
"Yes,"agreedUncleChrischeerily."Yousee,Ihaveseensomethingofallthissortofthing,andIrealizetheimportanceofit.Iknowwhatallthismodernrushandstrainoflifeisforawomaninyourposition.Partieseverynight...dancing...athousandandonecallsonthevitality...boundtohaveaneffectsoonerorlater,unless--_unless_,"saidUncleChrissolemnly,"onetakessteps.Unlessoneactsintime.Ihadafriend--"Hisvoicesank--"IhadaverydearfriendoverinLondon,LadyAlice--butthenamewouldconveynothing--thepointisthatshewasinexactlythesamepositionasyou.Ontherushallthetime.Neverstopped.Theendwasinevitable.Shecaughtcold,hadn'tsufficientvitalitytothrowitoff,wenttoa
danceinmid-winter,contractedpneumonia...."UncleChrissighed."Alloverinthreedays,"hesaidsadly."Nowatthattime,"heresumed,"IdidnotknowwhatIknownow.IfIhadheardofNervinothen...."Heshookhishead."Itmighthavesavedherlife.It_would_ havesavedherlife.Itellyou,Mrs.Peagrim,thatthereisnothing,thereisnolackofvitalitywhichNervinocannotsetright.Iamnophysicianmyself,Ispeakasalayman,butitactsontheredcorpusclesoftheblood...."
Mrs.Peagrim'sfacewasstony.Shehadnotspokenbefore,becausehehadgivenhernoopportunity,butshespokenowinahardvoice.
"MajorSelby!"
"Mrs.Peagrim?"
"Iamnotinterestedinpatentmedicines!"
"OnecanhardlycallNervinothat,"saidUncleChrisreproachfully."Itisasovereignspecific.Youcangetitatanydrugstore.Itcomesintwosizes,thedollar-fifty--orlarge--size,andthe...."
Mrs.Peagrimrosemajestically.
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"MajorSelby,Iamtired...."
"Precisely.And,asIsay,Nervino...."
"Please,"saidMrs.Peagrimcoldly,"gotothestage-doorandseeifyoucanfindmylimousine.Itshouldbewaitinginthestreet."
"Certainly,"saidUncleChris."Why,certainly,certainly,certainly."
Helefttheboxandproceededacrossthestage.Hewalkedwithalissomjauntiness.Hiseyewasbright.Oneortwoofthosewhomhepassedonhiswayhadtheideathatthisfine-lookingmanwasinpain.Theyfanciedthathewasmoaning.ButUncleChriswasnotmoaning.Hewashummingagaysnatchfromthelightermusicofthe'nineties.
CHAPTERXXI
WALLYMASONLEARNSANEWEXERCISE
I
Upontheroofofhisapartment,farabovethebustleandclamourofthebusycity,WallyMason,ateleveno'clockonthemorningafterMrs.Peagrim'sBohemianparty,wasgreetingthenewday,aswashiscustom,bygoingthroughhisante-breakfastexercises.Mankindisdividedintotwoclasses--thosewhodosetting-upexercisesbeforebreakfastandthosewhoknowtheyoughttobutdon't.TotheformerandmorepraiseworthyclassWallyhadbelongedsinceboyhood.Lifemightbevainandtheworldavoid,butstillhetouchedhistoestheprescribednumberoftimesandtwistedhismuscularbodyaboutaccordingtotheritual.Hedidsothismorningalittlemore
vigorouslythanusual,partlybecausehehadsatuptoolatethenightbeforeandthoughttoomuchandsmokedtoomuch,withtheresultthathehadrisenheavy-eyed,atthepresentdisgracefulhour,andpartlybecausehehopedbywearyingthefleshtostilltherestlessnessofthespirit.SpringgenerallymadeWallyrestless,butneverpreviouslyhaditbroughthimthisdistractedfeverishness.Sohelayonhisbackandwavedhislegsintheair,anditwasonlywhenhehadrisenandwasabouttogostillfurtherintothematterthatheperceivedJillstandingbesidehim.
"GoodLord!"saidWally.
"Don'tstop,"saidJill."I'menjoyingit.'
"Howlonghaveyoubeenhere?"
"Oh,Ionlyjustarrived.Irangthebell,andtheniceoldladywhoiscookingyourlunchtoldmeyouwereouthere.'
"Notlunch.Breakfast."
"Breakfast!Atthishour?"
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"Won'tyoujoinme?"
"I'lljoinyou.ButIhadmybreakfastlongago."
Wallyfoundhisdespondencymagicallydispelled.ItwasextraordinaryhowthemeresightofJillcouldmaketheworldadifferentplace.Itwastruethesunhadbeenshiningbeforeherarrival,butinaflabby,weak-mindedway,notwiththebrillianceithadacquiredimmediatelyheheardhervoice.
"Ifyoudon'tmindwaitingforaboutthreeminuteswhileIhaveashoweranddress...."
"Oh,istheentertainmentover?"askedJill,disappointed."Ialwaysarrivetoolateforeverything."
"Oneofthesedaysyoushallseemegothroughthewholeprogramme,includingshadow-boxingandthegoose-step.Bringyourfriends!ButatthemomentIthinkitwouldbemoreofatreatforyoutowatchmeeatanegg.Goandlookattheview.FromoverthereyoucanseeHoboken."
"I'veseenit.Idon'tthinkmuchofit."
"Well,then,onthissidewehaveBrooklyn.Thereisnostint.Wander
toandfroandenjoyyourself.Therendezvousisinthesitting-roominaboutfourmoments."
Wallyvaultedthroughthepassage-windowanddisappeared.Thenhereturnedandputhisheadout.
"Isay!"
"Yes?"
"Justoccurredtome.Yourunclewon'tbewantingthisplaceforhalfanhourorso,willhe?Imean,therewillbetimeformetohaveabiteofbreakfast?"
"Idon'tsupposehewillrequireyourlittlehometillsometimeintheevening."
"Fine!"
Wallydisappearedagain,andafewmomentslaterJillheardthefaintsplashingofwater.Shewalkedtotheparapetandlookeddown.Onthewindowsofthenearerbuildingsthesuncastglitteringbeams,butfurtherawayafaint,translucentmisthidthecity.TherewasSpringhumidityintheair.Inthestreetshehadfounditoppressive:butonthebreezysummitofthissteel-and-graniteclifftheairwascoolandexhilarating.PeacestoleintoJill'sheartasshewatchedtheboats
droppingslowlydowntheEastRiver,whichgleamedlikedullsteelthroughthehaze.ShehadcometoJourney'sEnd,andshewashappy.Troubleandheartacheseemedasdistantasthosehurryingblackantsdownonthestreets.Shefeltfarawayfromtheworldonanenduringmountainofrest.ShegavealittlesighofcontentmentandturnedtogoinasWallycalled.
Inthesitting-roomherfeelingofsecuritydeepened.Here,theworldwasfartherawaythanever.Eventhefaintnoiseswhichhadrisentotheroofwereinaudible,andonlythecosytick-tockofthe
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grandfather'sclockpunctuatedthestillness.
ShelookedatWallywithaquickeningsenseofaffection.Hehadthedivinegiftofsilenceattherighttime.Yes,thiswashome.Thiswaswhereshebelonged.
"Itdidn'ttakemein,youknow,"saidJillatlength,restingherarmsonthetableandregardinghimseverely.
Wallylookedup.
"Whatdidn'ttakeyouin?"
"Thatbathofyours.Yes,Iknowyouturnedonthecoldshower,butyoustoodatasafedistanceandwatchedit_show_!"
Wallywavedhisfork.
"AsHeavenismywitness....Lookatmyhair!Stilldamp!AndIcanshowyouthetowel."
"Well,then,I'llbetitwasthehotwater.Whyweren'tyouatMrs.Peagrim'spartylastnight?"
"Itwouldtaketoolongtoexplainallmyreasons,butoneofthemwasthatIwasn'tinvited.Howdiditgooff?"
"Splendidly.Freddie'sengaged!"
Wallyloweredhiscoffeecup.
"Engaged!Youdon'tmeanwhatissometimesslangilycalledbetrothed?"
"Ido.He'sengagedtoNellyBryant.Nellytoldmeallaboutitwhenshegothomelastnight.ItseemsthatFreddiesaidtoher'Whatho!'andshesaid'Youbet!'andFreddiesaid'Pippip!'andthethingwassettled."Jillbubbled."Freddiewantstogointovaudevillewith
her!"
"No!TheJugglingRookes?OrRookeandBryant,thecross-talkteam,athoroughlyrefinedact,swelldressersonandoff?"
"Idon'tknow.Butitdoesn'tmatter.Nellyisdomestic.She'sgoingtohavealittlehomeinthecountry,whereshecangrowchickensandpigs."
"Father'sinthepigstye,youcantellhimbyhishat,eh?"
"Yes.Theywillbeveryhappy.Freddiewillbeafathertoherparrot."
Wally'scheerfulnessdiminishedatrifle.ThecontemplationofFreddie'senviablelotbroughtwithittheinevitablecontrastwithhisown.Alittlehomeinthecountry....Oh,well!
II
Therewasapause.Jillwaslookingalittlegrave.
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"Wally!"
"Yes?"
Sheturnedherfaceaway,fortherewasagleamofmischiefinhereyeswhichshedidnotwishhimtoobserve.
"Derekwasattheparty!"
Wallyhadbeenabouttobutterapieceoftoast.Thebutter,jerkedfromtheknifebytheconvulsivestartwhichhegave,poppedupinasemi-circleandplumpedontothetablecloth.Herecoveredhimselfquickly.
"Sorry!"hesaid."Youmustn'tmindthat.Theywantmetobesecond-stringforthe"BoostingtheButter"eventatthenextOlympicGames,andI'mpractisingallthetime....Underhillwasthere,eh?"
"Yes."
"Youmethim?"
"Yes."
Wallyfiddledwithhisknife.
"Didhecomeover....Imean...hadhecomespeciallytoseeyou?"
"Yes."
"Isee."
Therewasanotherpause.
"Hewantstomarryyou?"
"Hesaidhewantedtomarryme."
Wallygotupandwenttothewindow.Jillcouldsmilesafelynow,andshedid,buthervoicewasstillgrave.
"WhatoughtItodo,Wally?IthoughtIwouldaskyouasyouaresuchafriend."
Wallyspokewithoutturning.
"Yououghttomarryhim,ofcourse."
"Youthinkso?"
"Yououghttomarryhim,ofcourse,"saidWallydoggedly."Youlovehim,andthefactthathecameallthewaytoAmericamustmeanthathestilllovesyou.Marryhim!"
"But...."Jillhesitated."Yousee,there'sadifficulty."
"Whatdifficulty?"
"Well...itwassomethingIsaidtohimjustbeforehewentaway.Isaidsomethingthatmadeitalittledifficult."
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Wallycontinuedtoinspecttheroofsbelow.
"Whatdidyousay?"
"Well...itwassomething...somethingthatIdon'tbelieveheliked...somethingthatmayinterferewithhismarryingme."
"Whatdidyousay?"
"ItoldhimIwasgoingtomarry_you_!"
Wallyspunround.Atthesametimeheleapedintheair.Theeffectofthecombinationofmovementswastocausehimtostaggeracrosstheroomand,aftertwoorthreeimpromptudancestepswhichwouldhaveinterestedMrs.Peagrim,toclutchatthemantelpiecetosavehimselffromfalling.Jillwatchedhimwithquietapproval.
"Why,that'swonderful,Wally!Isthatanotherofyourmorningexercises?IfFreddiedoesgointovaudeville,yououghttogethimtoletyoujointhetroupe."
Wallywasblinkingatherfromthemantelpiece.
"Jill!"
"Yes?"
"What--what--what...!"
"Now,don'ttalklikeFreddie,evenifyouaregoingintovaudevillewithhim."
"Yousaidyouweregoingtomarry_me_?"
"IsaidIwasgoingtomarryyou!"
"But--doyoumean...?"
ThemischiefdiedoutofJill'seyes.Shemethisgazefranklyandseriously.
"Thelumber'sgone,Wally,"shesaid."Butmyheartisn'tempty.It'squite,quitefull,andit'sgoingtobefullforeverandeverandever."
Wallyleftthemantelpiece,andcameslowlytowardsher.
"Jill!"Hechoked."Jill!"
SuddenlyhepouncedonherandswungheroffherfeetShegavealittlebreathlesscry.
"Wally!Ithoughtyoudidn'tapproveofcavemen!"
"This,"saidWally,"isjustanothernewmorningexerciseI'vethoughtof!"
Jillsatdown,gasping.
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"Areyougoingtodothatoften,Wally?"
"Everydayfortherestofmylife!"
"Goodness!"
"Oh,you'llgetusedtoit.It'llgrowonyou."
"Youdon'tthinkIammakingamistakemarryingyou?"
"No,no!I'vegiventhematteralotofthought,and...infact,no,no!"
"No,"saidJillthoughtfully."Ithinkyou'llmakeagoodhusband.Imean,supposeweeverwantthepianomovedorsomething....Wally!"shebrokeoffsuddenly.
"Youhaveourear."
"Comeoutontheroof,"saidJill."Iwanttoshowyousomethingfunny."
Wallyfollowedherout.Theystoodattheparapettogether,lookingdown.
"There!"saidJill,pointing.
Wallylookedpuzzled.
"Iseemanythings,butwhichisthefunnyone?"
"Why,allthesepeople.Overthere--andthere--andthere.Scutteringaboutandthinkingtheyknoweverythingthereistoknow,andnotoneofthemhastheleastideathatIamthehappiestgirlonearth!"
"OrthatI'mthehappiestman!Theirignoranceis--whatisthewordIwant?Abysmal.Theydon'tknowwhatit'sliketostandbesideyouand
seethatlittledimpleinyourchin....Theydon'tknowyou've_got_alittledimpleinyourchin....Theydon'tknow....Theydon'tknow....Why,Idon'tsupposeasingleoneofthemevenknowsthatI'mjustgoingtokissyou!"
"Thosegirlsinthatwindowovertheredo,"saidJill."Theyarewatchinguslikehawks."
"Let'em!"saidWallybriefly.
THEEND
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WHATTHISSTORYISABOUT
Jillhadmoney,JillwasengagedtobemarriedtoSirDerekUnderhill.SuddenlyJillbecomespenniless,andsheisnolongerengaged.Withasmile,inwhichthereisjustatingeofrecklessness,sherefusestobebeatenandturnstofacetheworld.InsteadshewenttoNewYork
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andbecameamemberofthechorusof"TheRoseofAmerica,"andMr.Wodehouseisenabledtoliftthecurtainofthemusicalcomedyworld.
Thereislaughteranddramain_JilltheReckless_,andtheactionneverflagsfromthemomentthatFreddieRookeconfessesthathehashadahecticnight,downtothepointwhereWallysaysbriefly"Let'em,"whichispage313.
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