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- i REG ON nn v 7 JL JL JL ft:? JJo G VOL. 6. OREGON CITY, OREGON, FRIDAY, DECEMBER 8, X871. NO. 5. o laa Resident SelMudged aid Joel Parker. XOBODY lilSSED 2IE GOOD XIGIIT. Stubborn Pacts. U):ckly (Enterprise. A DEMOCRATIC PAPER, FOR THE CSusinessIVJan, tho Farmer And the FA MIT. Y CIU CLE. Ax Uxiieard-o- f Affliction. In the town of Rochester, Ulster county, Penn., resides a young0 woman who, when four years of age, lost the use of her limbs, and has been confined to her bed for twenty years, being now over twenty-fou- r years old. Report has it that there are no bones in Phenomena, of the Northern Tire- - From tbe Green Bay Advocate. There arc some phases of the great calamity which fell upon the region last week worthy of scien- tific investigation. The testimony of the cooler-heade- d survivors of the fires at Peshtigo and Sugar Bush and Williamsvillc is united as to the one phenomenon: They say that the fire did not come up on them gradually from burning trees and other objects to the windward, but the first notice they had of it was a whiulwind of flames, in great clouds, fron above the tops of the trees, which fell upon and enveloped everything. The atmosphere seemed one of fire. The poor people inhaled it, or the intensely hot air, and fell down dead. This is verified by the ap- pearance of many of the corpses. They were found in the roads and open spaces where there were no visible marks of fire near by, with not a trace of burning upon their bodies or clothing. At the Sugar Bush, which is an extended clear- ing, in some places four miles in width, corpses were found in the 1 beii-ucnvict- ed fFrom the Washingtoa Pa!riot, Novembers am uie iuuumn ot 18G6, there was, it will be remembered n. swi. ous disturbance threatened in Bal- timore, and a riot Was apprehended in the event of the removal of the Police Commissioners bv the Gov. ernor. President Johnson u-- i vn, quested to send United St:ite troops to Maryland to mantain or der, and Lien. Can by was directed to proceed to Baltimore and inves tigate the condition of affairs and report. General . Grant, then Com- - U T ' " manaer-in-uiiie- r, was consulted by the President and directed to make a report on the suhiect. which l.. Old on the 24th of October, 1800 .vnei uetaitingtiiecirciimstanees of the case, ho proceeds to discuss the question as to the propriety of us ing military lorce m the local affairs ot a State, and anions: other things said: "The conviction is forced on my mind that no reason now exists for giving or promising the military 'id of tho Government to support the laws of Maryland. The tend- ency of giving such aid or promise would be to produce the very result intended to be averted. So far there seems to be merely a very bitter contest for political ascend- ency in the State. Military inter- ference would be. interpreted as giving aid lo one of the factions, no matter how pure the intentions, or how guarded and just the instruc tions. It is a contino-one- v T linn?? never to sec arise in "this count rv while I occupy the position of Gen eral-in-Chi- ef of the armv, to have to send troops into a State in full relations with the General Govern ment, on the eve of an election, to preserve the peace, it insurrection does come, the law provides the method of calling out the forces to suppress it." This was five years ago: the writ- er was then Commander-in-Chief- , and is now President. He did not expect that in five years the nation would be centralized like Rusia or France, and dreams of empire had not dazded and bewildered him. It was then believed by every one that a State should be permitted to protect the peace of its own citi- zens; that if any attempt was made by the Federal Government to con- trol the affairs of local government, it would be met with force, and the authors of the treson be hurled from power, tried, convicted and punished; that unauthorized use of the arm' is a crime; that the mili- tary force, illegally employed, is a mob, and its commander leading it, a criminal. Now, without the faintest shadow of insurrection or rebellion in the state of South Caro- lina no effort to obstruct the Gov- ernment, or denial of the binding force of existing laws, or the forms of established government in the State with the whole State ma- chinery in full operation no one questioning its ligitimaey execu- tive, judicial and ministerial officers in the regular and peaceable dis- charge of their duties without the solicitation or consent of the Exe- cutive or the Legislature, the Fed- eral army is hurled upon this de- fenseless State, and the dragonades of Louis XIV. reproduced in what is still called, by courtesy "our Republic." - Ciiakles A. Dana and U. S. Giiaxt. The Louisville Commer- cial is generally a sensible paper; but falls into ridiculous nonsense when it says that "the editor of The Sttji, has a bitter hostility toward General Grant." We have no more personal hostility against Gen. Grant now than we had in 1803, when at Vicksburg we saved him from being relieved lrom his com- mand and sent back to sell sole leather at Galena on a salary of 6'800 a year. Supporting him then did not grow out of personal rea- sons, neither does opposing him now. He was a good General: but he is a very bad President, and his continuance in office would be an unmixed evil to the country. That is the whole story. ---- IT Sun. Pkogukss of Voudooism. The introduction of schools among the emancipated negroes in the South has not had the effect of checking the popular belief in Voudooism, which on the contrary, is spread- ing to regions where "it was form- erly unknown. One reason of this is the removal of all restrictions as to travel, thus permitting the agents of the superstitious to roam about in all directions. Any old rough looking negro witii a bag of lizard heads, old bones, and other traps calculated to excite the Afri- can imagination, can tramp from one plantation to another, living on the best the country affords, without troubling himself about work at all. The negroes will all fear him, and the' will many of them be ready to pay him liberally for exerting his supernatural pow- ers in their behalf. Some of these fellows are very cunning. BV GRACE MELBOURNE. Kneeling alone in the stillness. Down by the white-corere- d boil, Softly the tear drops were foiling. Uowod was my young, tired head. Stealing so soft through the chamber, The moon wilh its mystical lijrht. Tbe words kept so silently corning Nobody ki?sed me good night. Home, with Us gentle caresses. Loved ones, with faces o true, Oh. I can see them so plainly ! Darlings. I am praying for yon ! Here the soft good night, so "loving, And the bright smile to my sight, Would be a blessing. Ah I sadly I wait for the loving good night. Love, what a charm yon have given To this strange pathway of ours! You have adorned it so brightly. With your most beautiful (lower?. And. in the silence, while kneeling Here, in this so-f'- t, changing ligLt. How can I help but remember Nobody kissed me good night? But there's a thought that will cheer me And 1 am glad when I say Some one will miss me a little, Some one will earnestly pray. M'.iy be that some one is thinking Ofone'neath this soft, fading light. And wonders, so silently dreaminsr. If somebody kissed me good night. And in the dear little circle, Gathered so huppily there, They may be thinking and wondering O! it looks peaceful and fair ! And when they kiss all the others, They "11 wait ere they put out the light. And say as they think, perhaps fond'y : 'I wonder who kissed her good night..7 Well, well, little heart, are you foolish To linger so long o'er a kiss 1 You have grown soused to its sweetness No wonder its sunshine you miss. O ! how many are wretchedly starving For the love of a heart true and bright. I'll not mourn, for I know there are dear ones Who would eagerly kiss me good night. Eules of Health for Harried Ladies Get up at three o'clock in the morning, clean out the stove, take up the ashes, sweep the front side- walk and scrub the front steps, nurse the baby put the mackerel to soak, build a lire, grind the cof- fee, get your husband's garments to warm, see the shirts aired, boil the mackerel, settle the coffee, set the table, rouse the house, carry up some hot water for shaving to that brute of a lazy husband. By this time you will have an appetite for breakfast, hot. After breakfast, wash the dishes, nurse the baby, dust everything, wash the windows, wash and dress the baby, (that pantry wants clean- ing out and scrubbing,) nurse the baby, draw the baby in the wagon for his health, put on the potatoes and cabbage, nurse the babv sweep everything, take up the dinner, set the table, fill up the castors, change the table-clot- h there that baby wants nursing. Eat your dinner, cold again, and nurse the baby. After dinner wash the dishes, gather up all the dirty clothes and put them in soak, nurse the baby every half hour, receive a dozen calls interspersed with nursing the baby. Make some tea for babv's internal disarrangements, hold the baby for an hour or two to quiet him, tea ready, take yours cold, as usual. After tea, wash up the dishes, chop some hash, go for some su- gar (good gracious ! how the sugar does go, and thirteen cents a pound,) get down thestockens and darn them keep on nursing the baby sit up till twelve o'clock nursing the baby, till husband comes home with double shuffle on the steps, a decided difficulty in finding the stairway, and a deter- mination to sleep in" the backyard. Drag him up stairs to bed, then nurse the baby and go to sleep. Women in delicate health will find that the above practice will either kill or cure them. Some Bap Piiaottces. To at- tempt to fatten three hogs into 1,200 pounds of pork on just as much feed as will keep two nicely growing. To estimate agricultural fairs ar rant humbugs days every month saving the country at political meetings. To depend upon boi rowing your neighbors' rakes, mowers, "and all sorts of implements in hay- ing and harvest lime. To house a thousand bushels of grain waiting for a rise, till one-tent- h has gone to feed rats and mice, and the remainder smells like the essence of rat, and the price is reduced forty per cent. To plant out a big orchard of fruit trees with a first thought of money-makin- g, and then leave them to do or die. To think it smart to stop vour paper because all the ideas publish- ed do not agree with your own. Queries. Is it murder to drown your sorrows, or to kill time? Did the horseman who scoured the plain use soap ? The Democratic majority on the State ticket of Maryland is 12,000. The infamous usurpation of the authorities in Texas in connection with the recent election there were not confined to the illegal intimi- dation, or to fraudulent returns of the voting, but extended to actual murder, robbery, and to other acts of oppression which would be considered frightful in a country by an absolute despot. The people of Limentone and Freestone counties were known to be strongly against the Grant can didate for congress; and only by throwing out their votes could the returns be made to elect him. This was done by a somewhat, compli- - caieu process. old man m Groesbcek was shot down in the streets by a squad of negro police, and when the local authorities en- deavored to arrest the murderers they resisted. On this pretext Gov. Davis proclaimed martial law, not only in the county where this disturbance occured, but also in the adjoining county, throwing out the votes of both"; and, as a punishment for their political opin- ions, one of his Ma jor-Genera- ls has levied upon the inhabitants of the former county a war tax of $40,000, payable in three days, under the penalty of ten per cent, additional and an immediate sale of their property I This ma- - seem incred- ible, but it is true. Here is the order issued by a subaltern of the the State standing army maintain- ed in Texas in flagrant violations of the Constitution of the United States. It bears date October 24, "Pursuant to orders received from Major-Genera- l A. G. Malloy, commanding State forces in Lime- stone county, I am ordered to assess and levy a special military tax of forty thousand dollars (40-000,- ) to be paid by the citizens of Limestone county, to defray the expenses of military commission State troops now on duty in said county. I therefore levy a tax of tnree per cent, on the hundred dollars of taxable property situat ed in said count', as per assess- - uieni rons oi itw i. jn persons owning property in Limestone county are notified to appear at my office, in the city of Groesbeck, immediately, and "pay the same. All persons refusing or failing to pay said tax within three (3) days from above date, ten (10) per cent, will be added, and their property levied upon and sold to satisfy said tax." These measures are taken against the numerous Republicans who refuse to support the thieving corpet-ba- g officials who have rob- bed t'ne State in every conceivable manner, as well as against the Democrats; and the State authori- ties excitingly proclaim that they are acting in concert with the Ad- ministration at Washington, and that they have the whole power of the Federal Government to back them. The efforts so sed- ulously made in Washington to mislead public opinion in regard to the true situation of affairs in Texas afford confirmation for the truth of this boast. If Grant docs these things in Texas now, what may we expect here in the Xorth in 1872 should he receive the nomination of the Republican party ? AT Y. Sun. "Cheep 11 u max Laijor. I de- spise the word. It signifies squal- or, degradation, ignorance and vice. Arc not laborers men our fellow -- men ? They have bodies to clothe, and stomachs to feed, and minds to educate and spirits to ele- vate, and old age Hi provide for. They have homes which they love, wives whom they cherish, and children whom they hope to make worthy citizens the honest fathers and virtuous mothers of a succeed- ing generation. And can you re- member these duties and see these aspirations; can you contemplate the patient hopefulness and cheerful and contented, because fairly com- pensated industry, and talk of cheap labor. Labor is too cheap now. Labor does not receive .its just reward. Geo. JL Pendleton. -- oo --e- Xew Dkpakteee. The Mis- souri JUpHolican, one of the ablest Democratic papers in the country, proposes that the Xational Demo- cratic party shall take the action of the Democratic party in Mis- souri last year as an example, and put in nomination no candidate for the Presidency in 1872, but to unite on any man who shall be nominated by the bolting or dis- satisfied Republicans in opposition to General Grant. So far the proposition has been received with little favor, and nearly all the organs of public opinion hayo already stamped it with their dis- approbation. t It is very dangerous for any man to find any spot that is sweeter to him than his own home. Some hearts, like prim-rose- s, open most beautifully in the shadows of life. fiSSUEO EVERY FRIDAY BY A. nOLTUER, EDITOR AND PUULISHEE. t Ft ICE In Dr. ThesSing's Brick Building o TERMS of SUBSCRIPTION; Single Copy oue year, in advance, 2 50 T ER MS of AD YE II TISEX G: Transient ad vertisernents, including a!l leal notice, ii s). of 12 lines, 1 w .$ 2 50 I' or each subsequent insertion 1 00 One Column, one year $120 00 Half " " o Ui.irter " " 40 !usiness Card, 1 square one year 12 t!3 Remittance be made thr risk o Subscribers, and at the expense of Agents. ROOK AXD JOB PRIXTIXG. eg The Enterprise office is supplied with beautiful, approved styles of type, and mod em MAClilN i; L'KKSrtKS, which will enable t :e I'ropt ietor to do Job Printing at all times Xea?, Q tick and Cheap! CW VVork solicited. A' I Ji iiine. trans tctians ttpnn a Specie 6tJ. Gi'ant and the G A- - IL Grant's office-holder- s, remarks the ((fi'sou iffifer1 are not slow :it doing their masters work. While hi opponents are sleeping hey are 1 us y. O u eo f t he e v i den -- ces of their craft has come under nur observation in the shape of two n i eel y - p ri n te d c i r c u 1 a rs, e v i d en 1 1 y printed on the government press. One of these, neatly adorned with emblematic illustrations of com- mercial and agricultural progress, contains the following: "Xational S t and ard t h e r ep re se 1 1 1 at i v eo f t he G. A. R. The Soldier's friend Gen. U. S. Grant for 1S72. Lent. Wither F. Cogswell, General .Agent, P. (). Box 50, Washington, IXC, Decrease of Public Debt since 31 arch 1st, 1800, to October it, 1ST1, e205,7C0,:520. Union and Grant." The other circular consists of laudations of Grant declaring him "the only man in I he Republican party that can with safety be nominated to the Presi- dency for the next term, "and much of the same sort. We have been frequently assur- ed that the Grand Army of the Republic is not a political organisa- tion; but these documents do not confirm it. Gen. Grant's renorni-natio- n is urged as he is "the repre- sentative" of that wide-sprea- d body, and the support of its mem- bers is pledged to that ronomina-tiou- . The existence of such an or- ganization bodes no good to the Republican party, and still less to the country. There are thousands of honest and independent Repub- licans who will not care to figure on tho outside merely as instru-nient- s in the hands of a secret so- ciety, to work and vote for nomi- nations which they have no band in making. If the Republican party is to be in the interest or a select tew- - a sort ot political aris- tocracy behind the scenes the mass of Republican voters have but little real interest in it. They become merely political serfs, to spend their money, and do the dirty work of a cabal with whom they are not adjudged worthy of per-- s nal association. Worse than this, a countrj which is ruled by the decrees of a secret military or- ganization must soon become a Republic only in name. Same Color ix Til k Dark. Cer- tainty cannot be always attained in the bury of every day life. Blunders often follow on the heels of haste, as Mas illustrated by an infatuated youth, Sunday night, lie had taken his dulcina home lrom church, and was lingering in the doorway for a moment's dalli- ance. The little lady bad gone inside and partially closed the door. Tl i rough tho little space, made hv lie door left ajar, he was toying vith the kisses that she gave him sweet. So interested was he that the approaching iootstcp of the servant escaped him. Not so the lady. She heard it and jerked away her head just as the African's wooly crown was in its place. The frmack that he gave the sable Abi- gail resounded like the crack of a wagon whip, while the sound of her explosive "gorra mighty what dat V" mingled with the fleeting foot-fall- s of his lady-love- , as she retreated up the stairs. The youth soys the African's kiss was'nt good, after what he had tasted. lie says he wont kiss in the dark any more. x a t The Washington Chronicle shouts out to the Radical party; "Back to the first principles !" It lias had its back to them for a loner time. A: T. Times. Broke Him Ix. A Chicago la- dy has broken in her husband to carry the baby, play the nurse and make, lrom cream baking powder, he nicest and sweetest buscuits. The Trenton (X. J) Gazette, a Radical paper, in commenting on the brilliant success of Joel Parker while the Radicals secured a ma jorit y in both branches of the Leg islature, declares that his great vic- tory places "that gentleman at the very head and front of the Demo cratic politicians of the country as an available Presidential candidate next year," and says it would not he greatly surprised "n Mr. Parker should head the Democratic Xa tional ticket next year." The Xew York Iferahl notices the article in the Trenton paper, ami says its suggestion is not uai one. ine dicroia declares with some force that "as the defeat of theDmocrats in Connecticut laid out Governor English as a candi- date for the Democratic nomina- tion, so has their defeat in Pennsyl vania shelved Hancock, in Ohio laid out Pendleton, in Indiana squelched Hendricks, and in Xew York put a quietus, for the present at least, upon the Presidential as pirations ot Governor Hoffman. Besides, little Jersey has never en- joyed the honor of having a hand in any Presidential race, with the exception of the time when Freling- - uiysen ran for Vice President on the Henry Clay ticket, and there fore is entitled to some consider ation.'7 We predicted that Parker's suc cess would make him candidate for President, and it is apparent now that his chances for the Democratic nomination are as good as. if not )etter than those of any other man. Although a statesman of positive character and pronouced views, he seems never to have given offense to any portion of his party, and is )oiuIar with all classes. He must be a wonderful man if something cannot, be brought against him, and if he shall be his party's leader in 1872 the Radicals will not fail to paint him very black. It is cer- tain, however, that he is universally beloved by the Democracy of the country, and they would delight to follow 1 dm in the coming con-ffic- t. He is a strong man, truly. The entire party could and would unite on him as the Presidential nominee. Besides, his nomination would be a well-merite- d compli- ment to the "Lone Star of Xorth-ther- n Democracy." The Party Eesponcible. The Sacramento ljilo?) corn-it- s mences a leader in issue of Thursday, thus : "The Republican leaders in Tex- as and South Carolina have been misleading their party, and have got it in each State into a disgrace- ful position. In South Carolina they have been in a coalition with railway and other thieves to plun- der the State, and have actually plundered it to the amount of $20, 000,000. This is driving South Carolina to the desperate act of re- pudiation, and the worst of the business is that this appears to be about the only remedy left. In Texas they have not don? much better for tfie last three years they have been in power, and the result is that the Democrats elect the whole Congressional ticket. The majority of the people are staunch Union men, but they find it less dangerous to throw themselves in- to the hands of the Democracy than to risk the further rule of a Republican party that lias fallen among rohbers and unscrupulous leaders." What is here said of South Car- olina and Texas may be said of every Southern State where the Radicals have had full sway. Wholesale robbery and unblush- ing profligacy have distinguished their administrations. 3Iore than two hundred millions of indebted- ness have been saddled upon the people of the South since the work of reconstruction commenced. And this by men placed in power and kept there by grossest frauds and Federal baj-onet- s. Radical Con- gresses and administrations are re- sponsible for this shameful condi- tion of things. The best men of the South have been ostracised by the party in power at Washington and thieving, unprincipled adven- turers from other States and worth- less native scalawags have been given the control of public affairs. The result has been as every sensi- ble man might have foreseen. But these graceless scoundrels are not the parties really responsible. As we said, the authorities at Washington arc the guilty ones. The whole policy of the Govern- ment towards the South has been to place and keep these creatures in office. So long as Federal bay- onets are used to control elections it is useless to look for better things. Nothing is so disgusting to all respectable auditors as to spe a bony old maid with a concave stomach and a neck like a chicken get up in a suffrage meeting and preach free love. -- 1 o s o O o o Q her arms, that they gradually. kept diminishing, and the nails on her fingers and toes protruding, being lined by an extension of flesh that prevents their being pared, until some of the largest of them are between three and four inches in length. There are bones in the arms, however, but none in the thumbs, and they are very small in the arms. The nails, likewise. are full as long as reported, arid bear no resemblance to ordinary finger nails, but appear more like bony excrescences than otherwise. Another remarkable condition of this child of affliction is that it is claimed she cannot bear the ap- plication of water, as wherever it is applied immediately swells, and becomes inflamed and painful. She has also within the past two months been smitten with blind- ness. She says she has very little pain except when they attempt to move her. Though entirely help- less, the organs of speech1 seem strong and clear. She can remem- ber perfectly well when she as a sprightly little girl, able to run about and enjoy henself at plar. A Beautiful Thought. When the summer of youth is slowly wasting away in the nightfall of age, and the past becomes deeper and deeper, and life wears to its close, it is pleasant to look through the vista of time upon the sorrows and felicities of our earlier years. If we have a home to shelter, and o hearts to rejoice with us, and friends have been gathered togeth- er around our firesides, and rough 1 daces warfaring will have been worn and smothered away, iifthe twilight of life, while many dark spots we have passed through will grow brighter and more beautiful.0 Happy indeed are those whose intercourse with the world has not changed the tone of their Jiolier feelings, or broken those musical chords of the heart, whose vibra- tions are so melodiouspso tender and so touching in the evening of life. Rather Wixdy. On one oc-cassi- on Ciawford, the guide, was ascending the White Mountains with a party from Philadelphia. The day was very windy, and it was with the greatest difficulty that the gentlemen could keep their hats upon their heads after they had emerged from the forest to the bare rocks. One of the party asked Crawford if lie had ever experienced a more windy day. "Yes," was the reply. "And did you go on to the sum- mit ?" "Yes ; and it blew so hard that the first one that stepped thereon had to get the one behind him to hold his hair on for him. "And what did he do ? "Why, he got the one that came next to do the same for him." But what did the last one do when he came beside them ?" Why, gentlemen, he was bald-headed- ." The gentle- man, from Philadelphia hgd no more questions to ask. ' A Xew Phase of the Woman Questiox. The Iowa State Iieg-iste- r puis it thus : "Miss Jennie Sweney was postmis- tress at Blairstown. But the other day she got married, and then there was no Jennie Sweney any more. Losing her name she lost her office, and a widow ldy,.nam-e- d French, has been appointed in her place. This suggests an inqui- ry : Supposing some of the young unmarried women elected County Superintendents in Iowa this fall should get married during their official term, would they marryo themselves out of office"? If the people of a county elected Miss Mary Smith Superintendent, would she, as Mrs. Mary Jones John Jones' wife be competent to con- tinue in the position? If so, and she should sign her new name, how would it be legalized? It would look as though Mary, when she said yes to John and the minister, would have to say good -- by, office. It may be we shall have a practical ftest whether a girl will love an office best or a man. A Boston lady remonstrated with the colored servant forbusing his wife, upbraiding him after this manner : "Jack what a pretty little smart wife you have. If I were you I would try to make 0ray self more agreeable to her. I would fill the coal-scuttl- e, feed the pig, gather the vegetables for her, and and I would not strike her." The only answer from Jack was : ''Why I'se done marrid Lou-- 1 isn't courtin her?" We rarely repent of having kept silent, ; we oiten repent Oi havin 3 spoKen. Q 0 O IS road, between fences, which were only slightly burned. Xo mark of fire was upon them, but they laid there as if asleep. This phenome- non seems to explain the fact that so many were killed in compact masses. They seemed to have huddled together in what were evidently regarded at the moment as the safest places, away from buildings, trees, or other Inflam mable material, and there to have died together. Fences around cleared fields were burned in spots of only a few rods in length, and elsewhere not touched. Fish were killed in the streams as at Pesh tigo. We hear the universal testimony that the prevailing idea among the terror-stricke- n people of those places M as that THE EAST PAY 11 AD COME. riioy needed not to be terror- - stricken for such imaginings. What other explanation could be driven to that imminent time, when there was an ominous warnintr and sound coming from the distance; when tbe sky, so dark just before, burst into great clouds of fire, the beasts of the forest came running for succor, into the midst of the settlements, and the great, red, consuming roaring hell of fire fell upon all around. The dreadful cene lacked nothing but the sound ing of the last trump and indeed the approach of the awful roaring, and the premonitions from the dis- tance, supplied even that to the appalled imaginings of the people. THE EI'SV TIIKOUY, we think it is, that continued and widespread fires will bring on rain, seems to be exploded m this in- stance. These fires had lasted nearly or quite four weeks ravag ing forests over a great area, and still not a drop of rain. The rain only came with a change of wind to the northward, and several days itter the worst burnings were over with. Catechism for Woman-Sulfrasist- s. In view of the demand for female suffrage it is proposed that the following political catechism for ladies desirous of entering the arena of politics be propounded, for answers, to all candidates : What is the best seasoning for ballot-bo- x stuffing? In opening a marking list would you use silk or worsted ? Do you consider the election- eering the jewelry of the cam- paign ? Would you measure the canvass of a ward by the yard ? Is it "measures not men" that you desire ? Do you consider caucusses Irish- men from Cork ? Would you stand up to vote a motion down ? Would you propose musk or cologne when the scents of the meeting was called for? Ought a chip hat to be worn in log-rollin- g for an election ? Are you too modest to press the question ? Arc you familiar with the music of political organs ? What sort of a vehicle is a po- litical hack ? I low old must a woman be to be entitled to the right to suffer age. Are good teeth requisite for ctnmn cnoAlioc Do you believe in the doctrine "to the victors belong the spoils," and if so, do you consider a man spoils in political life ? Would vou sit on a standing committee ? Wouk you insist on having VQur weigh when the vote was declared to be a light one ? Regularly. Boarders in Chi- cago are now regularly rising from their hashes. rntrPTY OF BANCROFT LIBRARY, f " '

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REG ON nn v 7JL JL JL ft:? JJoG

VOL. 6. OREGON CITY, OREGON, FRIDAY, DECEMBER 8, X871. NO. 5.o

laa Resident SelMudged aid Joel Parker. XOBODY lilSSED 2IE GOOD XIGIIT. Stubborn Pacts.U):ckly (Enterprise.

A DEMOCRATIC PAPER,FOR THE

CSusinessIVJan, tho FarmerAnd the FA MIT. Y CIU CLE.

Ax Uxiieard-o- f Affliction.In the town of Rochester, Ulstercounty, Penn., resides a young0woman who, when four years ofage, lost the use of her limbs, andhas been confined to her bed fortwenty years, being now overtwenty-fou- r years old. Reporthas it that there are no bones in

Phenomena, of the Northern Tire- -

From tbe Green Bay Advocate.There arc some phases of the

great calamity which fell upon theregion last week worthy of scien-tific investigation. The testimonyof the cooler-heade- d survivors ofthe fires at Peshtigo and SugarBush and Williamsvillc is unitedas to the one phenomenon: Theysay that the fire did not come upon them gradually from burningtrees and other objects to thewindward, but the first noticethey had of it was

a whiulwind of flames,in great clouds, fron above thetops of the trees, which fell uponand enveloped everything. Theatmosphere seemed one of fire.The poor people inhaled it, or theintensely hot air, and fell downdead. This is verified by the ap-pearance of many of the corpses.They were found in the roads andopen spaces where there were novisible marks of fire near by, withnot a trace of burning upon theirbodies or clothing. At the SugarBush, which is an extended clear-ing, in some places four miles inwidth, corpses were found in the1

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fFrom the Washingtoa Pa!riot, Novembersam uie iuuumn ot 18G6, there

was, it will be remembered n. swi.ous disturbance threatened in Bal-timore, and a riot Was apprehendedin the event of the removal of thePolice Commissioners bv the Gov.ernor. President Johnson u--i vn,quested to send United St:itetroops to Maryland to mantain order, and Lien. Can by was directedto proceed to Baltimore and investigate the condition of affairs andreport. General

. Grant, then Com- -U T ' "

manaer-in-uiiie- r, was consulted bythe President and directed to makea report on the suhiect. which l..Old on the 24th of October, 1800.vnei uetaitingtiiecirciimstanees ofthe case, ho proceeds to discuss thequestion as to the propriety of using military lorce m the local affairsot a State, and anions: other thingssaid:

"The conviction is forced on mymind that no reason now exists forgiving or promising the military'id of tho Government to supportthe laws of Maryland. The tend-ency of giving such aid or promisewould be to produce the very resultintended to be averted. So farthere seems to be merely a verybitter contest for political ascend-ency in the State. Military inter-ference would be. interpreted asgiving aid lo one of the factions, nomatter how pure the intentions, orhow guarded and just the instructions. It is a contino-one- v T linn??never to sec arise in "this count rvwhile I occupy the position of Gen

eral-in-Chi- ef of the armv, to haveto send troops into a State in fullrelations with the General Government, on the eve of an election, topreserve the peace, it insurrectiondoes come, the law provides themethod of calling out the forces tosuppress it."

This was five years ago: the writ-er was then Commander-in-Chief- ,

and is now President. He did notexpect that in five years the nationwould be centralized like Rusia orFrance, and dreams of empire hadnot dazded and bewildered him.It was then believed by every onethat a State should be permitted toprotect the peace of its own citi-zens; that if any attempt was madeby the Federal Government to con-trol the affairs of local government,it would be met with force, andthe authors of the treson be hurledfrom power, tried, convicted andpunished; that unauthorized use ofthe arm' is a crime; that the mili-tary force, illegally employed, is amob, and its commander leading it,a criminal. Now, without thefaintest shadow of insurrection orrebellion in the state of South Caro-lina no effort to obstruct the Gov-ernment, or denial of the bindingforce of existing laws, or the formsof established government in theState with the whole State ma-chinery in full operation no onequestioning its ligitimaey execu-tive, judicial and ministerial officersin the regular and peaceable dis-charge of their duties without thesolicitation or consent of the Exe-cutive or the Legislature, the Fed-eral army is hurled upon this de-fenseless State, and the dragonadesof Louis XIV. reproduced in whatis still called, by courtesy "ourRepublic."

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Ciiakles A. Dana and U. S.Giiaxt. The Louisville Commer-cial is generally a sensible paper;but falls into ridiculous nonsensewhen it says that "the editor of TheSttji, has a bitter hostility towardGeneral Grant." We have nomore personal hostility against Gen.Grant now than we had in 1803,when at Vicksburg we saved himfrom being relieved lrom his com-mand and sent back to sell soleleather at Galena on a salary of6'800 a year. Supporting him thendid not grow out of personal rea-sons, neither does opposing himnow. He was a good General: buthe is a very bad President, and hiscontinuance in office would be anunmixed evil to the country. Thatis the whole story. ---- IT Sun.

Pkogukss of Voudooism. Theintroduction of schools among theemancipated negroes in the Southhas not had the effect of checkingthe popular belief in Voudooism,which on the contrary, is spread-ing to regions where "it was form-erly unknown. One reason of thisis the removal of all restrictions asto travel, thus permitting theagents of the superstitious to roamabout in all directions. Any oldrough looking negro witii a bag oflizard heads, old bones, and othertraps calculated to excite the Afri-can imagination, can tramp fromone plantation to another, livingon the best the country affords,without troubling himself aboutwork at all. The negroes will allfear him, and the' will many ofthem be ready to pay him liberallyfor exerting his supernatural pow-ers in their behalf. Some of thesefellows are very cunning.

BV GRACE MELBOURNE.

Kneeling alone in the stillness.Down by the white-corere- d boil,

Softly the tear drops were foiling.Uowod was my young, tired head.

Stealing so soft through the chamber,The moon wilh its mystical lijrht.

Tbe words kept so silently corningNobody ki?sed me good night.

Home, with Us gentle caresses.Loved ones, with faces o true,

Oh. I can see them so plainly !

Darlings. I am praying for yon !

Here the soft good night, so "loving,And the bright smile to my sight,

Would be a blessing. Ah I sadlyI wait for the loving good night.

Love, what a charm yon have givenTo this strange pathway of ours!

You have adorned it so brightly.With your most beautiful (lower?.

And. in the silence, while kneelingHere, in this so-f'- t, changing ligLt.

How can I help but rememberNobody kissed me good night?

But there's a thought that will cheer meAnd 1 am glad when I say

Some one will miss me a little,Some one will earnestly pray.

M'.iy be that some one is thinkingOfone'neath this soft, fading light.

And wonders, so silently dreaminsr.If somebody kissed me good night.

And in the dear little circle,Gathered so huppily there,

They may be thinking and wonderingO! it looks peaceful and fair !

And when they kiss all the others,They "11 wait ere they put out the

light.And say as they think, perhaps fond'y :

'I wonder who kissed her good night..7

Well, well, little heart, are you foolishTo linger so long o'er a kiss 1

You have grown soused to its sweetnessNo wonder its sunshine you miss.

O ! how many are wretchedly starvingFor the love of a heart true and bright.

I'll not mourn, for I know there aredear ones

Who would eagerly kiss me goodnight.

Eules of Health for Harried Ladies

Get up at three o'clock in themorning, clean out the stove, takeup the ashes, sweep the front side-walk and scrub the front steps,nurse the baby put the mackerelto soak, build a lire, grind the cof-fee, get your husband's garmentsto warm, see the shirts aired, boilthe mackerel, settle the coffee, setthe table, rouse the house, carryup some hot water for shaving tothat brute of a lazy husband. Bythis time you will have an appetitefor breakfast, hot.

After breakfast, wash the dishes,nurse the baby, dust everything,wash the windows, wash and dressthe baby, (that pantry wants clean-ing out and scrubbing,) nurse thebaby, draw the baby in the wagonfor his health, put on the potatoesand cabbage, nurse the babvsweep everything, take up thedinner, set the table, fill up thecastors, change the table-clot- h

there that baby wants nursing.Eat your dinner, cold again, andnurse the baby.

After dinner wash the dishes,gather up all the dirty clothes andput them in soak, nurse the babyevery half hour, receive a dozencalls interspersed with nursing thebaby. Make some tea for babv'sinternal disarrangements, hold thebaby for an hour or two to quiethim, tea ready, take yours cold, asusual.

After tea, wash up the dishes,chop some hash, go for some su-

gar (good gracious ! how the sugardoes go, and thirteen cents apound,) get down thestockens anddarn them keep on nursing thebaby sit up till twelve o'clocknursing the baby, till husbandcomes home with double shuffle onthe steps, a decided difficulty infinding the stairway, and a deter-mination to sleep in" the backyard.Drag him up stairs to bed, thennurse the baby and go to sleep.

Women in delicate health willfind that the above practice willeither kill or cure them.

Some Bap Piiaottces. To at-tempt to fatten three hogs into1,200 pounds of pork on just asmuch feed as will keep two nicelygrowing.

To estimate agricultural fairs arrant humbugsdays every month saving thecountry at political meetings.

To depend upon boi rowing yourneighbors' rakes, mowers, "andall sorts of implements in hay-ing and harvest lime.

To house a thousand bushels ofgrain waiting for a rise, till one-tent- h

has gone to feed rats andmice, and the remainder smellslike the essence of rat, and theprice is reduced forty per cent.

To plant out a big orchard offruit trees with a first thought ofmoney-makin- g, and then leavethem to do or die.

To think it smart to stop vourpaper because all the ideas publish-ed do not agree with your own.

Queries. Is it murder to drownyour sorrows, or to kill time? Didthe horseman who scoured theplain use soap ?

The Democratic majority on theState ticket of Maryland is 12,000.

The infamous usurpation of theauthorities in Texas in connectionwith the recent election there werenot confined to the illegal intimi-dation, or to fraudulent returns ofthe voting, but extended to actualmurder, robbery, and to other actsof oppression which would beconsidered frightful in a countryby an absolute despot.

The people of Limentone andFreestone counties were known tobe strongly against the Grant candidate for congress; and only bythrowing out their votes could thereturns be made to elect him. Thiswas done by a somewhat, compli- -

caieu process. old man mGroesbcek was shot down in thestreets by a squad of negro police,and when the local authorities en-deavored to arrest the murderersthey resisted. On this pretextGov. Davis proclaimed martiallaw, not only in the county wherethis disturbance occured, but alsoin the adjoining county, throwingout the votes of both"; and, as apunishment for their political opin-ions, one of his Ma jor-Genera- ls haslevied upon the inhabitants of theformer county a war tax of $40,000,payable in three days, under thepenalty of ten per cent, additionaland an immediate sale of theirproperty I This ma- - seem incred-ible, but it is true. Here is theorder issued by a subaltern of thethe State standing army maintain-ed in Texas in flagrant violations ofthe Constitution of the UnitedStates. It bears date October 24,

"Pursuant to orders receivedfrom Major-Genera- l A. G. Malloy,commanding State forces in Lime-stone county, I am ordered toassess and levy a special militarytax of forty thousand dollars (40-000,- )

to be paid by the citizens ofLimestone county, to defray theexpenses of military commissionState troops now on duty in saidcounty. I therefore levy a tax oftnree per cent, on the hundreddollars of taxable property situated in said count', as per assess- -

uieni rons oi itw i. jn personsowning property in Limestonecounty are notified to appear atmy office, in the city of Groesbeck,immediately, and "pay the same.All persons refusing or failing topay said tax within three (3) daysfrom above date, ten (10) per cent,will be added, and their propertylevied upon and sold to satisfysaid tax."

These measures are takenagainst the numerous Republicanswho refuse to support the thievingcorpet-ba- g officials who have rob-bed t'ne State in every conceivablemanner, as well as against theDemocrats; and the State authori-ties excitingly proclaim that theyare acting in concert with the Ad-ministration at Washington, andthat they have the whole powerof the Federal Government toback them. The efforts so sed-ulously made in Washington tomislead public opinion in regardto the true situation of affairs inTexas afford confirmation for thetruth of this boast.

If Grant docs these things inTexas now, what may we expecthere in the Xorth in 1872 shouldhe receive the nomination of theRepublican party ? AT Y. Sun.

"Cheep 1 1 u max Laijor. I de-spise the word. It signifies squal-or, degradation, ignorance andvice. Arc not laborers men ourfellow -- men ? They have bodies toclothe, and stomachs to feed, andminds to educate and spirits to ele-vate, and old age Hi provide for.They have homes which they love,wives whom they cherish, andchildren whom they hope to makeworthy citizens the honest fathersand virtuous mothers of a succeed-ing generation. And can you re-member these duties and see theseaspirations; can you contemplatethe patient hopefulness and cheerfuland contented, because fairly com-pensated industry, and talk ofcheap labor. Labor is too cheapnow. Labor does not receive .itsjust reward. Geo. JL Pendleton.

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Xew Dkpakteee. The Mis-souri JUpHolican, one of the ablestDemocratic papers in the country,proposes that the Xational Demo-cratic party shall take the actionof the Democratic party in Mis-souri last year as an example, andput in nomination no candidate forthe Presidency in 1872, but tounite on any man who shall benominated by the bolting or dis-satisfied Republicans in oppositionto General Grant. So far theproposition has been received withlittle favor, and nearly all theorgans of public opinion hayoalready stamped it with their dis-

approbation.t

It is very dangerous for any manto find any spot that is sweeter tohim than his own home.

Some hearts, like prim-rose- s,

open most beautifully in theshadows of life.

fiSSUEO EVERY FRIDAY BY

A. nOLTUER,EDITOR AND PUULISHEE.

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Grant's office-holder- s, remarksthe ((fi'sou iffifer1 are not slow:it doing their masters work.While hi opponents are sleeping

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ces of their craft has come undernur observation in the shape of twon i eel y - p ri n t e d c i rc u 1 a rs, e v i d e n 1 1 yprinted on the government press.One of these, neatly adorned withemblematic illustrations of com-mercial and agricultural progress,contains the following: "XationalS t a n d ard t h e re p rese 1 1 1 a t i v e o f t h eG. A. R. The Soldier's friendGen. U. S. Grant for 1S72. Lent.Wither F. Cogswell, General.Agent, P. (). Box 50, Washington,IXC, Decrease of Public Debtsince 31 arch 1st, 1800, to Octoberit, 1ST1, e205,7C0,:520. Unionand Grant." The other circularconsists of laudations of Grantdeclaring him "the only man inI he Republican party that can withsafety be nominated to the Presi-dency for the next term, "and muchof the same sort.

We have been frequently assur-ed that the Grand Army of theRepublic is not a political organisa-tion; but these documents do notconfirm it. Gen. Grant's renorni-natio- n

is urged as he is "the repre-sentative" of that wide-sprea- d

body, and the support of its mem-bers is pledged to that ronomina-tiou- .

The existence of such an or-ganization bodes no good to theRepublican party, and still less tothe country. There are thousandsof honest and independent Repub-licans who will not care to figureon tho outside merely as instru-nient- s

in the hands of a secret so-ciety, to work and vote for nomi-nations which they have no bandin making. If the Republicanparty is to be in the interest or aselect tew- - a sort ot political aris-tocracy behind the scenes themass of Republican voters havebut little real interest in it. Theybecome merely political serfs, tospend their money, and do the dirtywork of a cabal with whom theyare not adjudged worthy of per-- s

nal association. Worse thanthis, a countrj which is ruled bythe decrees of a secret military or-ganization must soon become aRepublic only in name.

Same Color ix Til k Dark. Cer-tainty cannot be always attainedin the bury of every day life.Blunders often follow on the heelsof haste, as Mas illustrated by aninfatuated youth, Sunday night,lie had taken his dulcina homelrom church, and was lingering inthe doorway for a moment's dalli-ance. The little lady bad goneinside and partially closed the door.Tl i rough tho little space, made hvlie door left ajar, he was toyingvith the kisses that she gave him

sweet. So interested was he thatthe approaching iootstcp of theservant escaped him. Not so thelady. She heard it and jerkedaway her head just as the African'swooly crown was in its place. Thefrmack that he gave the sable Abi-gail resounded like the crack of awagon whip, while the sound of herexplosive "gorra mighty whatdat V" mingled with the fleetingfoot-fall- s of his lady-love- , as sheretreated up the stairs. The youthsoys the African's kiss was'nt good,after what he had tasted. lie sayshe wont kiss in the dark any more.x a t

The Washington Chronicleshouts out to the Radical party;"Back to the first principles !" Itlias had its back to them for a lonertime. A: T. Times.

Broke Him Ix. A Chicago la-dy has broken in her husband tocarry the baby, play the nurse andmake, lrom cream baking powder,he nicest and sweetest buscuits.

The Trenton (X. J) Gazette, aRadical paper, in commenting onthe brilliant success of Joel Parkerwhile the Radicals secured a majorit y in both branches of the Legislature, declares that his great vic-

tory places "that gentleman at thevery head and front of the Democratic politicians of the country asan available Presidential candidatenext year," and says it would nothe greatly surprised "n Mr. Parkershould head the Democratic Xational ticket next year."

The Xew York Iferahl noticesthe article in the Trenton paper,ami says its suggestion is notuai one. ine dicroia declareswith some force that "as the defeatof theDmocrats in Connecticut laidout Governor English as a candi-date for the Democratic nomina-tion, so has their defeat in Pennsylvania shelved Hancock, in Ohiolaid out Pendleton, in Indianasquelched Hendricks, and in XewYork put a quietus, for the presentat least, upon the Presidential aspirations ot Governor Hoffman.Besides, little Jersey has never en-joyed the honor of having a handin any Presidential race, with theexception of the time when Freling- -

uiysen ran for Vice President onthe Henry Clay ticket, and therefore is entitled to some consideration.'7

We predicted that Parker's success would make him candidate forPresident, and it is apparent nowthat his chances for the Democraticnomination are as good as. if not)etter than those of any other man.

Although a statesman of positivecharacter and pronouced views, heseems never to have given offenseto any portion of his party, and is)oiuIar with all classes. He must

be a wonderful man if somethingcannot, be brought against him, andif he shall be his party's leader in1872 the Radicals will not fail topaint him very black. It is cer-tain, however, that he is universallybeloved by the Democracy of thecountry, and they would delightto follow 1 dm in the coming con-ffic- t.

He is a strong man, truly.The entire party could and wouldunite on him as the Presidentialnominee. Besides, his nominationwould be a well-merite- d compli-ment to the "Lone Star of Xorth-ther- n

Democracy."

The Party Eesponcible.

The Sacramento ljilo?) corn-it- s

mences a leader in issue ofThursday, thus :

"The Republican leaders in Tex-as and South Carolina have beenmisleading their party, and havegot it in each State into a disgrace-ful position. In South Carolinathey have been in a coalition withrailway and other thieves to plun-der the State, and have actuallyplundered it to the amount of $20,000,000. This is driving SouthCarolina to the desperate act of re-

pudiation, and the worst of thebusiness is that this appears to beabout the only remedy left. InTexas they have not don? muchbetter for tfie last three years theyhave been in power, and the resultis that the Democrats elect thewhole Congressional ticket. Themajority of the people are staunchUnion men, but they find it lessdangerous to throw themselves in-

to the hands of the Democracythan to risk the further rule of aRepublican party that lias fallenamong rohbers and unscrupulousleaders."

What is here said of South Car-olina and Texas may be said ofevery Southern State where theRadicals have had full sway.Wholesale robbery and unblush-ing profligacy have distinguishedtheir administrations. 3Iore thantwo hundred millions of indebted-ness have been saddled upon thepeople of the South since the workof reconstruction commenced. Andthis by men placed in power andkept there by grossest frauds andFederal baj-onet-

s. Radical Con-gresses and administrations are re-

sponsible for this shameful condi-tion of things. The best men ofthe South have been ostracised bythe party in power at Washingtonand thieving, unprincipled adven-turers from other States and worth-less native scalawags have beengiven the control of public affairs.The result has been as every sensi-

ble man might have foreseen.But these graceless scoundrels arenot the parties really responsible.As we said, the authorities atWashington arc the guilty ones.The whole policy of the Govern-ment towards the South has beento place and keep these creaturesin office. So long as Federal bay-onets are used to control elections itis useless to look for better things.

Nothing is so disgusting to allrespectable auditors as to spe abony old maid with a concavestomach and a neck like a chickenget up in a suffrage meeting andpreach free love.

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her arms, that they gradually. keptdiminishing, and the nails on herfingers and toes protruding, beinglined by an extension of flesh thatprevents their being pared, untilsome of the largest of them arebetween three and four inches inlength. There are bones in thearms, however, but none in thethumbs, and they are very smallin the arms. The nails, likewise.are full as long as reported, aridbear no resemblance to ordinaryfinger nails, but appear more likebony excrescences than otherwise.

Another remarkable conditionof this child of affliction is that itis claimed she cannot bear the ap-plication of water, as wherever itis applied immediately swells, andbecomes inflamed and painful. Shehas also within the past twomonths been smitten with blind-ness. She says she has very littlepain except when they attempt tomove her. Though entirely help-less, the organs of speech1 seemstrong and clear. She can remem-ber perfectly well when she as asprightly little girl, able to runabout and enjoy henself at plar.

A Beautiful Thought. Whenthe summer of youth is slowlywasting away in the nightfall ofage, and the past becomes deeperand deeper, and life wears to itsclose, it is pleasant to look throughthe vista of time upon the sorrowsand felicities of our earlier years.If we have a home to shelter, and o

hearts to rejoice with us, andfriends have been gathered togeth-er around our firesides, and rough1 daces warfaring will have beenworn and smothered away, iifthetwilight of life, while many darkspots we have passed through willgrow brighter and more beautiful.0Happy indeed are those whoseintercourse with the world has notchanged the tone of their Jiolierfeelings, or broken those musicalchords of the heart, whose vibra-tions are so melodiouspso tenderand so touching in the evening oflife.

Rather Wixdy. On one oc-cassi- on

Ciawford, the guide, wasascending the White Mountainswith a party from Philadelphia.The day was very windy, and itwas with the greatest difficultythat the gentlemen could keeptheir hats upon their heads afterthey had emerged from the forestto the bare rocks. One of theparty asked Crawford if lie hadever experienced a more windyday. "Yes," was the reply."And did you go on to the sum-mit ?" "Yes ; and it blew so hardthat the first one that steppedthereon had to get the one behindhim to hold his hair on for him."And what did he do ? "Why, hegot the one that came next to dothe same for him." But what didthe last one do when he camebeside them ?" Why, gentlemen,he was bald-headed- ." The gentle-man, from Philadelphia hgd nomore questions to ask.

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A Xew Phase of the WomanQuestiox. The Iowa State Iieg-iste- r

puis it thus :

"Miss Jennie Sweney was postmis-tress at Blairstown. But the otherday she got married, and thenthere was no Jennie Sweney anymore. Losing her name she losther office, and a widow ldy,.nam-e- d

French, has been appointed inher place. This suggests an inqui-ry : Supposing some of the youngunmarried women elected CountySuperintendents in Iowa this fallshould get married during theirofficial term, would they marryothemselves out of office"? If thepeople of a county elected MissMary Smith Superintendent, wouldshe, as Mrs. Mary Jones JohnJones' wife be competent to con-tinue in the position? If so, andshe should sign her new name, howwould it be legalized? It wouldlook as though Mary, when shesaid yes to John and the minister,would have to say good -- by, office.

It may be we shall have a practicalftest whether a girl will love an

office best or a man.

A Boston lady remonstratedwith the colored servant forbusinghis wife, upbraiding him after thismanner : "Jack what a pretty littlesmart wife you have. If I wereyou I would try to make 0ray selfmore agreeable to her. I wouldfill the coal-scuttl- e, feed the pig,gather the vegetables for her, and

and I would not strike her."The only answer from Jack was :''Why I'se done marrid Lou-- 1isn't courtin her?"

We rarely repent of having keptsilent, ; we oiten repent Oi havin 3spoKen.

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road, between fences, which wereonly slightly burned. Xo mark offire was upon them, but they laidthere as if asleep. This phenome-non seems to explain the fact thatso many were killed in compactmasses. They seemed to havehuddled together in what wereevidently regarded at the momentas the safest places, away frombuildings, trees, or other Inflammable material, and there to havedied together. Fences aroundcleared fields were burned in spotsof only a few rods in length, andelsewhere not touched. Fish werekilled in the streams as at Peshtigo.

We hear the universal testimonythat the prevailing idea among theterror-stricke- n people of thoseplaces M as that

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stricken for such imaginings. Whatother explanation could be drivento that imminent time, when therewas an ominous warnintr andsound coming from the distance;when tbe sky, so dark just before,burst into great clouds of fire, thebeasts of the forest came runningfor succor, into the midst of thesettlements, and the great, red,consuming roaring hell of fire fellupon all around. The dreadfulcene lacked nothing but the sound

ing of the last trump and indeedthe approach of the awful roaring,and the premonitions from the dis-tance, supplied even that to theappalled imaginings of the people.

THE EI'SV TIIKOUY,we think it is, that continued andwidespread fires will bring on rain,seems to be exploded m this in-

stance. These fires had lastednearly or quite four weeks ravaging forests over a great area, andstill not a drop of rain. The rainonly came with a change of windto the northward, and several daysitter the worst burnings were overwith.

Catechism for Woman-Sulfrasist- s.

In view of the demand forfemale suffrage it is proposed thatthe following political catechismfor ladies desirous of entering thearena of politics be propounded,for answers, to all candidates :

What is the best seasoning forballot-bo- x stuffing?

In opening a marking list wouldyou use silk or worsted ?

Do you consider the election-eering the jewelry of the cam-paign ?

Would you measure the canvassof a ward by the yard ?

Is it "measures not men" thatyou desire ?

Do you consider caucusses Irish-men from Cork ?

Would you stand up to vote amotion down ?

Would you propose musk orcologne when the scents of themeeting was called for?

Ought a chip hat to be worn inlog-rollin- g for an election ?

Are you too modest to press thequestion ?

Arc you familiar with the musicof political organs ?

What sort of a vehicle is a po-litical hack ?

I low old must a woman be tobe entitled to the right to sufferage.

Are good teeth requisite forctnmn cnoAlioc

Do you believe in the doctrine"to the victors belong the spoils,"and if so, do you consider a manspoils in political life ?

Would vou sit on a standingcommittee ?

Wouk you insist on havingVQur weigh when the vote wasdeclared to be a light one ?

Regularly. Boarders in Chi-cago are now regularly rising fromtheir hashes.

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