job or no job
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Presentation to RMIT & Billy Blue final year advertising students.TRANSCRIPT
“LET’S PLAY
J B(or)
NO J B?”(TITLE CREDITS THANKS TO THE RMIT PITCH NIGHT COMMITTEE)
TONIGHT.
HOW TO GET A JOB?
WHAT THE %$@! IS A JOB?
YOU’VE GOT TO FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHTS
WHAT THE %$@! NOW?
SAY WHAT?
HOW DO
I GET A J B?
FOLIO vs CV
FOLIO.
SIMPLE = IDEA
STRIKING = EXPRESS
STIRRING = EMOTION
FOLIO.
BRIEF + WHO YOU ARE TALKING TO
= IDEA
CV.
SELL YOURSELF IN A SHORT PARAGRAPH “USP”
SUMMARISE YOUR SKILLS AND EXPERTISE
COMPANIES YOU HAVE WORKED FOR
BRANDS YOU HAVE WORKED ON
EXTRA CURRICULAR
EDUCATION
CV.
LYING
COPY AND PASTE
NO LINKS TO WORK
INCORRECT SPELLING
NO CONTACT INFORMATION
“YOU ARE
THE BEST COMMERCIAL YOU WILL EVER MAKE.”
“NETWORKING”
NETWORKING.
MEET PEOPLE
OFFER TO HELP
STAY UP TO DATE
MAKE CONVERSATIONS
NETWORKING.
THE LOOP
BEHANCE
ELANCE
FREELANCE
VIC YOUNGBLOODS
IGNITION
MEET UPS
JUNIOR
“IT’S NOT WHAT YOU KNOW, IT’S WHAT
YOU TELL PEOPLE
WHO YOU KNOW
WHAT
YOU KNOW.”
“THE INTERVIEW”
INTERVIEW.
BE PUNCTUAL
BE POSITIVE
EGO IS NOT COOL
NERVES ARE GOOD
DO NOT TALK TOO MUCH
LET YOUR WORK SPEAK FOR ITSELF
INTERVIEW.
WHAT ARE YOUR KEY STRENGTHS?
WHERE DO YOU SEE YOURSELF IN 5 YEARS?
WHAT IS THE BEST IDEA YOU HAVE AND WHY?
WHY ARE YOU THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?
WHAT OTHER CAMPAIGNS HAVE YOU SEEN THAT YOU LIKE AND WHY?
“NO ONE GIVES A $%#! ABOUT HOW YOU DRESS
BUT SERIOUSLY, HAVE A SHOWER,
DO YOUR HAIR AND
LOOK LIKE YOU WANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY.”
WHAT THE #*@!
IS A J B?
YOUR JOB.
BOARD UP
DELIVER ON TIME
DO YOUR TIMESHEETS
HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAILS
PULL TOGETHER PRESENTATIONS
WRITE OUT OTHER PEOPLES IDEAS
BRING IDEAS TO LIFE ON ALL TOUCH POINTS
MAKE CHANGES AND CHANGES AND CHANGES
CREATE AWARD WINNING AND ENGAGING CAMPAIGNS
PRESENT IDEAS TO CREATIVE, CLIENT SERVICE & CLIENTS
ASSIST SENIORS IN PULLING TOGETHER WORK & REFERENCE MATERIAL
COMMUNICATE EFFECTIVELY WITH TEAM MEMBERS
YOUR JOB.BIG KAHUNA
LITTLE KAHUNAS
KAHUNAS
START HERE
YOUR JOB.
JUNIOR CREATIVE SENIOR CREATIVE CREATIVE DIRECTOR
(JOHN)EXECUTIVE
CREATIVE DIRECTORCHIEF EXECUTIVE
CREATIVE DIRECTOR MIDWEIGHT
(YOUR ENTIRE LIFE)
“A JOB
DOESN’T
JUST PAY THE BILLS IT
MARRIES YOUR HUSBAND/WIFE AND GIVES BIRTH TO YOUR CHILDREN so,
BE HAPPY.”
YOU’VE GOT TO
FIGHT FOR YOUR
RIGHT’S...
RIGHTS.
WORK HARD, BUT GET FED
ASK FOR A ANNUAL REVIEW
READ YOUR F%$!NG CONTRACT
YOU CANNOT SAY YES TO EVERYTHING
DRINK THE FREE BOOZE BUT DON’T GET TOO DRUNK
WHILE YOU ARE STUDYING INTERN AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE
IF THEY SELL YOUR IDEAS YOU NEED TO TALK ABOUT GETTING PAID
WHEN YOU FINISH STUDYING INTERN FOR NO LONGER THAN 6 MONTHS
ONCE YOU HAVE A JOB YOU ARE ENTITLED TO AN ANNUAL INCREASE IF YOU MEET YOUR KPIS
RIGHTS.
DISGUSTINGLY RICHOWNS A FERRARIMULTIPLE HOUSERUSSIAN BRIDES
COMFORTABLESTILL SHARES A HOUSEDRIVES A NEWISH CAR
PAYS FOR DATESYOU’RE OKAY
STARVINGSTILL LIVE @ HOME
LUCKY COQ IS YOUR BFFEBUDGET LOVE
WHAT THE #*@!
NOW?
NOW.
PERFECT YOUR FOLIO
ASK FOR FEEDBACK
SEND YOUR WORK TO A CD
GO OUT AND MEET PEOPLE
DO NOT COVET YOUR IDEAS
A RECRUITER IS A LAST RESORT
WHAT’S THAT
YOU SAY?