Joey Pigza’s Fails… By Rachael Peel

Joey Pigza Puts chalk in mouth

Joey was given a job to sharpen Pencils. He saw chalk around on the supply desk and quickly grabbed it and started sharpening it. He put it in his mouth To make himself look like a vampire.

By Maya

While Joey was sharpening chalk And pencils, he remembered that his Mom told him he needed to sharpen his nails! He got an absurd idea to stick his finger in the Pencil sharpener to sharpen them! Unfortunately he cut his finger.

By Young

He cut his finger

Joey is just thinking that everything Is fine and that its ok to try and Swallow his house key during class. He has a string attached to the key and So every time he swallows it he can Pull it up with the string.

By Leo Watson

He puts the key in his mouth

Swallowed the key

Joey Pigza has been doing a lot thoughtful things. One of them is swallowing the key. He has been swallowing it and pulling it out with a string It was connected to the key but his teacher cut it off. Without him knowing and also for a $1 bet He accidentally swallowed it。

By Rachael

After swallowing the key, vomiting, And cutting his finger guess what he did? Joey wanted to make a change for the world so he was cutting these posters to stick to people’s cars. Well he thought instead of using the safety scissors, he should use the super Sharp “Teacher” scissors. He was running with them, tripped and cut the class president’s nose.

He Cut A Nose !!!!!!

Now that Joey realized that he had no string, He swallowed the key fully. He sprang up and said to his teacher, “Mrs. Maxy I swallowed my key!!!” Mrs.Maxy rushed him to the nurses office where the nurse made him throw up.

By Nicholas

He Threw Up

Joey went on a field trip to a farm and He saw a giant roof. He climbed up, and Jumped onto a hay sack where he sprained His ankle.

Jumped Onto A Hay Sack And Sprained His Ankle

By Jerome

By Tom

He Stole A Cake

Joey Pigzq went to a field trip to this Farm...no Joey, not the zoo Joey, The farm place. Isn’t that the place that You saw the nice pie cake thing. And YOU stole it! You ate it, became sugar hyper, Went on the roof, jumped off and sprained your ankle! Yes, that’s exactly what happened.