Just for a laughJust for a laugh

ParaprodokianParaprodokian

(humourous ending)(humourous ending)

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first …To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first …

and call whatever you hit the target. and call whatever you hit the target.

Where there is a will, …Where there is a will, …

I want to be in it.I want to be in it.

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. The last thing I want to do is hurt you.

But it's still on my list. But it's still on my list.

Since light travels faster than sound, some Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright …people appear bright …

until you hear them speak. until you hear them speak.

If I agreed with you, …If I agreed with you, …

we'd both be wrong. we'd both be wrong.

Going to church doesn't Going to church doesn't make you a Christian …make you a Christian …

any more than standing in any more than standing in a garage makes you a car. a garage makes you a car.

Change is inevitable, Change is inevitable, ……

except from a vending except from a vending machine. machine.

Nostalgia isn't what …Nostalgia isn't what …

it used to be.it used to be.

We never really grow up, …We never really grow up, …

we only learn how to act in public. we only learn how to act in public.

War does not determine who is War does not determine who is right, … right, …

only who’s left.only who’s left.

Knowledge is knowing Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit.a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is not putting Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. it in a fruit salad.

They begin the evening news They begin the evening news with 'Good Evening,' …with 'Good Evening,' …

then proceed to tell you why it then proceed to tell you why it isn't. isn't.

I thought I wanted a I thought I wanted a career.career.

Turns out I just Turns out I just wanted paychecks. wanted paychecks.

In filling out an application, where it says, 'In In filling out an application, where it says, 'In case of emergency, notify:' …case of emergency, notify:' …

I put 'DOCTOR.' I put 'DOCTOR.'

I didn't say it was your I didn't say it was your fault, …fault, …

I said I was blaming you.I said I was blaming you.

Money can't buy Money can't buy happiness, …happiness, …

but it sure makes but it sure makes misery easier to live misery easier to live with. with.

There's a fine line There's a fine line between cuddling between cuddling and holding and holding someone down …someone down …

so they can't get so they can't get away. away.

I used to be indecisive.I used to be indecisive.

Now I'm not so sure.Now I'm not so sure.

You're never too old …You're never too old …

to learn something stupid. to learn something stupid.

Have a good day!Have a good day!