Kern River WaterData: Wed. 6 a.m.

Storage, IsabellaReservoir120,619 acre-ft.(Pool capacity is568,075 ac.-ft. at thespillway. Current limit360,000 ac.-ft.)Peaked at 258,239ac-ft. June 16.

Inflow, North Fork ofKern at Kernville176 cfs (5-hr avg.)

Outflow, Lower Kern 176 cfs

Borel Canal flow146 cfs

Data from U.S. Army

Corps of Engineers

cfs=cubic feet per second

1 cu.ft. = 7.48 U.S. gallons

1 ac.ft.= 325,851 U.S. gal.

MikeGideon

and JohnMerrick hold uptheir catches

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week is“RocknRolla” inthe CouchTheater col-umn.

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Valley weekendweather forecast

Fri.: Sunny, eastwind. High 72.

Fri. night: Clear,east wind. Low 38.

Sat.: sunny, high 69.

Sat. night:Clear, low40.

Sun.: Sunny, high66.

Sun. night: Clear,low 42.National Weather Service

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It was an Old West wingding last Fridaynight at the Elks Lodge in Wofford Heightsas the three candidates for HonoraryWhiskey Flat Mayor were introduced atthe Whiskey Flat Days Kickoff Dinner.

The dinner was lightly attended, but thefun level was highonce again.

After the invo-cation by PastorChuck White,Steve Kuhar pro-vided the dinnermusic while thea t t e n d e e senjoyed a home-style fried chick-en dinner deliv-ered hot to theirtables.

Emcee MikeLudiker, past president of the KernvilleChamber of Commerce (which sponsorsWhiskey Flat Days, Kernville’s annual OldWest celebration coming up Feb. 13-16),warmed up the crowd with his openingremarks.

Referring to the recent removal of arestroom in Circle Park and the subse-

quent uproar as “Pottygate,” Ludiker jok-ingly said that Kernville Chamber ofCommerce President Cheryl Borthick wasinterviewed by the media and was quotedas saying, “It’s our potty and we’ll cry if wewant to.”

After more music, a skit, an auction anda raffle, the candidates were introduced.

“Gentleman Jim Dandy” (James Craw-ford) is a localcontractor whois raising moneyfor the KernValley YouthCenter in LakeI s a b e l l a .Crawford said,“Here’s yourchance to pre-vent our valley’skids from turn-ing out like meand my oppo-nents.”

Next up was“Bronco Bob” (Bob Van Helden). Bob is abus driver for the local schools, and he

wants to make sure local kids get to go onfield trips. He is raising money for theKernville School PTC and the WallaceMiddle School Boosters. He said about hisopponent Gentleman Jim, “All the gals inthe valley can attest that Gentleman Jim isno gentleman.”

Last but not least was “Straight Shootin’Carter Cash” (Carter Pope), who is aregional manag-er for AltaOneFederal CreditUnion. He is rais-ing money forKern ValleyYouth Football.He said aboutBronco Bob,“After you losethis race, I have aspot for you asour mascot.”

The three can-didates will beout during thenext few weeks selling “bribes,” which areactually votes. The candidate who sells themost bribes will be ushered into the covet-ed office of Honorary Whiskey Flat Mayor.

So be sure to vote and vote often for

WF Mayor candidates appear at kickoff

See event photos inside

James Crawford is“Gentleman JimDandy.”

Bob Van Helden is“Bronco Bob.”

Carter Pope is“Straight Shootin’Carter Cash.”

Kern River Courier

The Isabella Lake FishingDerby, which will be heldApril 4-6, keeps announcingmore and more prizes for thisyear’s event. The cash count isnow up to $200,000 in prizesavailable.

The derby, which is spon-sored by the Kern River ValleyChamber of Commerce, is the20th annual event. Those reg-istered before the derby startsare eligible to win cash prizesfor fish caught during thederby period with special tagson them.

Traditionally there hasbeen a $10,000 fish each year.Well, this year there are ten$10,000 fish! Major sponsorsare: The valley's independentmarket co-sponsors Charlie'sMarket, Isabella Supermarketand Mt. Mesa Market; KernValley Youth Center; Alta One FederalCredit Union; Subway, Little Caesarsand Taco Del Mar; Budweiser;General Plumbing; California LandManagement; Sierra GatewayMarkets; French Gulch and NorthFork Marinas; and Troutkrilla Bait.

In addition, the Kern River ValleyChamber of Commerce will be spon-soring a trout worth $20,000 to honortheir 20th derby.

Catch the marinas’ sponsored$10,000 tagged trout using one of

their boats and it becomes worth$20,000. Catch Troutkrilla's spon-sored $10,000 tagged trout using theirbait and it becomes worth $20,000 aswell.

One lucky angler will also receive$1,000 for the longest trout caughtduring the three-day event. The troutdoes not have to be tagged, howeverthe winner must be registered for thederby.

Courier file photo by Mike Devich

A happy angler in last year’s IsabellaLake Fishing Derby.

Fish Derby payoutgoes up to $200K Mike Devich

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This weekend is shaping up to bea big one here in the Kern RiverValley. You can see a classic movie,take part in several dinner fundrais-ers for Whiskey Flat Mayor candi-dates and others, or even check outyour family tree.

Saturday, Jan. 17• Whiskey Flat Mayor candidate

“Bronco Bob” and his gang will beat Ron’s Kountry Kitchen in Wofford

Weekend eventsfun for all

See DERBY, Page 14

See KICKOFF, Page 14

See WEEKEND, Page 15

A Town Hall meeting about traffic flow inKernville and the valley will be hosted by KernCounty Supervisor Jon McQuiston at theOddfellows Hall, 50 Tobias in Kernville, onThursday, Jan. 22, starting at 6 p.m.

The focus of the meeting will be the FederalTransportation Enhancement Act (TEA) and thefunding provided by this act. Funding will beused to improve traffic flow, both vehicle andpedestrian, in a walkable community.

Members of the Kern County RoadsDepartment, Parks and Recreation and theBoard of Trade will be on hand to answer ques-tions.

The citizens of Kernville and the surroundingareas are encouraged to attend and voice theiropinions on improvements they would like tosee in their community.

“I look forward to seeing everyone there,”said McQuiston. "This meeting provides anopportunity for everyone to be heard on qualityof life issues that are most important to them.”

Traffic flow focusof meeting Jan. 22

Courier CalendarFree financial seminar forwomen to be held Jan. 19 atgolf course

“Take Control of Your FinancialFuture: A Financial Seminar forWomen,” hosted by EdwardJones Financial Advisor Luz EPolcik, is scheduled for Monday,Jan. 19 from 6 to 7:30 pm at theKern Valley Golf Course. Seminaris free, but space is limited. PleaseRSVP to Luz E Polcik at (760) 379-1722 by Jan. 15. Dinner will beserved.

Town Hall Meeting willexplore road enhancements

Kern County Supervisor JonMcQuiston will host a Town Hallmeeting at the Odd Fellows Hallin Kernville, Thursday, Jan. 22 at6 p.m. Members of the KernCounty Roads Department, Parksand Recreation and the Board ofTrade will be on hand to answerquestions. The focus of the meet-ing will be the FederalTransportation Enhancement Act(TEA) and the funding providedby this act. Funding will be usedto improve traffic flow, both vehi-cle and pedestrian, in a walkablecommunity. The citizens ofKernville and the surroundingareas are encouraged to attendand voice their opinions onimprovements they would like tosee in their community.

Forest Service sets feeworkshop for Jan. 26

A public workshop has beenscheduled by the Forest Service forMonday, Jan. 26 from 5:30 to 8 p.m.

at theSeniorCenter,to pro-

vide information on the SequoiaNational Forest’s recreation fee pro-gram. Discussion topics will includerevenues collected, and how fundsgenerated were used to improve vis-itors’ recreation experiences.Attendees will also have an opportu-nity to make recommendations onhow these funds are used in thefuture. For further informationplease contact Mary Cole at 559-784-1500 (mcole@fs.fed.us).

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Regular meetings andactivitiesFridays• 9:30 - 11:30 a.m.- TOPS weight loss group,Mt.View Baptist Church, 2959 Erskine CreekRd., Lake Isabella. 378-3935.•10-11 a.m.- Grief Support Group, HoffmanHospice, 6048 Lake Isabella Blvd. 1st and 3rdFridays. (661) 410-1010.• 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. - AA, 6407 Lake IsabellaBlvd., Lake Isabella.• 5 p.m. - Kern River Hot Rodders CruiseNight, Circle Park, Kernville, 3rd Fri.• 8 p.m.- Al-Anon, 80 Evans Rd, Wofford Hts.For families of alcoholics. 376-2410 or 376-2066.

Saturdays• 9:30 a.m. Sequoia Amateur Radio Group,Youth Center, Lake Isabella. Second Sat.• 3 p.m., KRV CB’ers dinner, Sr Ctr., LakeIsabella, 2nd and 4th Saturdays.• 7-10 p.m.- Dam Dancers square dancing,1st Saturday, Senior Center, Lake Isabella.

Sundays• 9 a.m. to noon - VFW Breakfast, open to thepublic. 2811 Nugget, Lake Isabella. 379-3877.

Mondays• 6 a.m. - 1 p.m., M - F, Senior Nutrition, SeniorCenter, 6407 Lake Isabella Blvd., 379-5831.• 1 p.m. - Kern Valley Democratic Club, SeniorCenter, third Monday.• 1 p.m.-2 p.m., Line dance beginner classes,intermediate and advanced follow at the SeniorCenter. 379-0043.• 3 p.m. - Kernville Chamber of Commercemeets, board 2nd Mon., general membership 4thMon. 376-2629.• 3:30-5 p.m.- Substance Abuse FamilySupport & Community Education, CollegeCommunity Services, 2731 Nugget Ave., LakeIsabella. 379-3412.• 6-9 p.m. KRV Community Orchestra meets atCerro Coso College, Lake Isabella, Rm G. 376-4461.• 7 p.m. KRV Art Association meets, 3rd Mon.,Senior Center. 379-2844.• 7 p.m. Havilah Centennial Group meets 1stMon. at schoolhouse. 379-2636.• 7:30 p.m.Al-Anon, KRV Hosp Cafe. Help forfamilies & friends of alcoholics. 376-2410 or 376-2066.

Tuesdays• KRV Garden Group, 2nd Tues. 379-6162.• 6 a.m. - 1 p.m., M - F, Senior Nutrition,Senior Center, 6407 Lake Isabella Blvd., 379-5831.• 9:30-11a.m.- Me & My Friends children’splaygroup, First Baptist Church, Lake Isabella.379-2556.• 2 p.m. - KRV Cemetery District meeting atcemtery. 2nd Tuesday. Public invited. 376-2189.• 7 p.m. - KRV Historical Society meets,Senior Center, Lake Isabella, 4th Tues.

Wednesdays• 6 a.m. - 1 p.m., M - F, Senior Nutrition,Senior Center, 6407 Lake Isabella Blvd.,379-5831.• 9:30-11 a.m.- Me & My Friends children’splaygroup, United Methodist Church,Kernville, 379-2556.• Noon- KRV Chamber of Commerce meet-ing, Paradise Cove, quarterly. 379-5236.• 1:30 p.m.- Clan Diggers meeting 2ndWed. at Highland Chapel Methodist Church,Lake Isabella. 3rd Wed. - Workshop samelocation.• 3:30 p.m. - Crystal Meth Anonymousmeets at Fountain of Christ Church. 223-0074.• 6 p.m. - Fish & Game Habitat Clubmeets, 631 E. Evans Rd, Wofford Hts, thirdWed.• 6:00 p.m. American Legion, Lake IsabellaSr. Ctr. Veterans Rm., third Wed. 379-5488.• 7 p.m.-9:30 p.m.- Senior Dance, SeniorCenter, Lake Isabella dining rm., live band.• 7 p.m. Al-Anon, 80 Evans Rd. Wofford Hts,376-2410. For families of alcoholics. 376-2410 or 376-2066.• 7 p.m. - Elks meet, Wofford Heights Blvd.

Thursdays• 9 a.m. to noon - Thursday Painters,Community Room, Senior Center, 379-5329.• 9:30 a.m. - Fire Safe Council, SupervisorMcQuiston’s office, Lake Isabella. Third Thurs.• 9:30 a.m. - Aglow Int’l, Senior Center,Room 1. 2nd Thurs. For women.• 11:45 a.m. - KRV Woman’s Club meets,Elks Lodge 4th Thurs. (some exceptions).• Noon, Exchange Club meets, ParadiseCove.• 3 p.m.- Republicans of Kern Valley meet3rd Thurs. at Odd Fellows Hall. 549-3033.• 5 -7 p.m. - TANF Cultural Night - NativeYouth & Community Cultural Ctr French GulchCampground.• 5-7 p.m. VFW Taco Thursday, open to public.379-3877.• 6 p.m. - Rotary Club meets - Golf Course,Kernville.• 6 p.m. - Wofford Height CommunityAssoc. meets at Family Life Center, WoffordHeights. 2nd Thurs. 223-1058.• 7 p.m.-Sweet Adelines meet-Senior Center,Lake Isabella. Prospective members welcome.• 7 p.m.- Kern Valley Astronomy Club,museum, Kernville. 3rd Thurs. 376-1291

Bingo GuideFriday, 12:30 p.m. - Eagles Bingo,

Eagles Hall, Mt. MesaSaturday, 12 p.m., South Fork

Woman’s Club Bingo, 6488 Fay RanchRoad.

Sunday, 1 p.m. Moose Lodge Bingo,Lake Isabella Blvd.

Wednesday, 1 p.m - Senior CenterBingo, Lake Isabella.

Thursday, Early Bird 12:15-Regular 1p.m. St. Jude Bingo, Hwy 155 & NellieDent Dr., Wofford Hts.

This information is sent to the Courier by thegroups listed. It is suggested that groups providea phone number in case interested individu-als need more information.

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Kern River Valley – the place for fun

Finding your way aroundIf you’re here in the Kern River Valley for the first

time, you may get a little confused. Don’t worry, we getconfused and we live here.

When you’re here, where exactly are you? You’re inthe Kern River Valley; but not really, because “KernRiver Valley” is not an official place name.

You may have come to “Lake Isabella.” But did youcome to the lake or the town? They’re both named thesame thing. And the town is not on the lakeshore.

OK, so now you’re driving around Lake Isabella

(hopefully not the lake itself) and suddenly you’re inBodfish. How did that happen? Where is the dividingline between Lake Isabella and Bodfish? (That is, thetown of Lake Isabella, not the lake.)

And why is the main road through Bodfish calledLake Isabella Blvd.? In Wofford Heights the main road isWofford Blvd. and in Kernville it’s Kernville Road, sowhy isn’t the main road through Bodfish called BodfishSomething?

Here are some other amusing inconsistencies here inthe Kern River Valley (oops, not an official name):

• Highway 155 is also known as Kernville Road inLake Isabella. Follow it and it goes to Wofford Heights,where it turns left and goes up to Alta Sierra (but notKernville).

• The portion of Highway 155 in Wofford Heights isalso known as Wofford Boulevard, except for the partthat’s also known as Evans Road.

• The road that goes from Wofford Heights toKernville is called Burlando Road, only it’s calledWofford Blvd. when you’re still in Wofford Heights. Itchanges somewhere along the way.

• When you enter Kernville, Burlando Road turns leftand the main road through Kernville becomes KernvilleRoad (but it’s a different Kernville Road than the one inLake Isabella – or is it?)

Please refer to this handy information when trying tofind your way around the valley.

See CALENDAR, Page 3

To be rescheduled

Friday, January 16, 2009 Kern River Courier Page 3

Rod MiddleworthKern River Courier Columnist

The other day as I was toweling offafter my shower, I noticed that thisrather ancient body of mine has anumber of scarsfrom accidentsand afflictionsaccumulated overthe years.

I decided totake an inventory,so that when theroll is called upyonder I canmake a good casefor trading thisbody for a new one. Here is what Ifound.

There is a black scar on the back ofmy left hand, caused by the sharp-ened end of a pencil which piercedthe skin, leaving a scar and a blacktattoo. It has been there for over 60years and is a kind of a badge ofhonor, so I just leave it alone.

On my left shoulder is a scar froma barbed wire cut that happened as Iwas creating a body bridge and mybrother on his bike misjudged, crash-ing into me and pushing me into thebarbed wire.

The scar on my left thumb is fromwhen I got it caught in an iron pipewhile chasing a lizard. The lizard gotaway, but I didn't. It took a hacksaw.

The brown scar on my left thighcame from a treble hook I managedto drag through my Levi’s and intomy skin. I had to ask the fishermannext to me to cut it out. He was no Dr.

Kildare, and it's a wonder I don't limp. The scar on the tippy top of my

head came from a dirt clod that wasflung at me during a dirt clod fight ina ravine 65 years ago. I lost.

The scar on my chin came as I wastrying to help a seagull, whose wingwas broken. He managed to take achunk of my chin skin to show hisappreciation.

The scar on my right knee hap-pened when I was waterskiing. I felloff my ski and hit a metal strap on thebinder. I was showing off for my wifeand crashed in front of her and all ourfriends.

The missing end of my rightthumb occurred when I was misusinga power saw and cut the wood andmy thumb at the same time.

The scar on my right eyebrowhappened while I was astride my bikeas it fell over, taking me with it andbouncing my head off the pavement.That was last year. That scar is myreminder that I am 76, not 12.

The scar on my right cheek is frommy bout with cancer (which I won). Iam told that the resulting three-inchscar gives me character. Fortunately,my character is covered partly by myglasses.

There are other rather minorscars, but all are part of my courtshipswith disaster over the years. Theymake me, me.

Wofford Heights resident RodMiddleworth, a retired security man-ager for Pacific Bell, is an instructor forthe local AARP Driver Safety Programand coordinator for the Lake Patrolvolunteers.

Middleworth

Scars tell a world of talesThings I Have Noticed...

KRV Chamber’s Man and Woman of Year awards dinner Jan. 26The Kern River Valley Chamber of Commerce will honor the Rev. Dr.

Charles White and Dr. Holly Spohn-Gross as their Man and Woman of theYear for 2009 at Paradise Cove on Monday, Jan. 26. The public is invited toattend and celebrate both honorees. There will be a social hour starting at5:30 p.m., with dinner being served at 6:30 p.m. Cost is $30 per person. Forreservations, contact the KRV Chamber office at (760) 379-5236.

BLM to hold workshop on Keyesville recreation Jan. 28The Bureau of Land Management will hold a public workshop Jan. 28 at

the Senior Center in Lake Isabella from 6 to 8 p.m. to discuss what the pub-lic thinks of recreational opportunities in the Keyesville area. For furtherinformation contact Peter De Witt at (661) 391-6000; email:Peter_DeWitt@ca.blm.gov

Free meal Jan. 31 sponsored by Kern Valley Churches of ChristThe Kern Valley Churches of Christ will be sponsoring an annual dinner

Saturday, Jan. 31 from 1 to 3 p.m. at the Senior Center in Lake Isabella.Times are tough. Need a hot free meal? Come join us and eat some goodhome cooking. No tickets needed; just come join us. For more informationcall Richard at 379-4884 or Glenn at 379-4792.

Whiskey Flat Days Cowboy Auction at Ewing’s Feb. 12A part of the Kernville Chamber of Commerce’s Whiskey Flat Days cel-

ebration (coming up President’s Day weekend, Feb. 13-16) is the CowboyAuction on Feb. 12 at Ewing’s On the Kern in Kernville (this is a changefrom the Elks Lodge in Wofford Heights). For information about this event,call the Kernville Chamber office at (760) 376-2629.

Whiskey Flat Days luncheon by KRV Woman’s Club Feb. 13The Kern River Valley Woman’s Club will be hosting a special luncheon

to celebrate the opening of Whiskey Flat Days on Feb. 13 at the Elks Lodgein Wofford Heights at 10 a.m. For more information, call Marian at (760)376-4578.

Whiskey Flat Days held on President’s Day Weekend Feb. 13-16Whiskey Flat Days is Kernville’s annual Old West celebration, during

which the picturesque mountain town returns to the years of the early1860s when it was called Whiskey Flat. Visitors from all over flock toKernville on President’s Day Weekend (this year Feb. 13-16) to see theGrand Parade and take part in the many activities. There are old-time con-tests, tours, costumes, a carnival, music, dancing, crafts, and much more,all in the bracing mountain air in Kernville. Sometimes there is rain orsnow, but that just adds to the winter mountain experience. The HonoraryMayor’s contest is just one of the many highlights of the event. For moreinformation, call the Kernville Chamber of Commerce at (760) 376-2629, orvisit the Chamber’s Web site at www.kernvillechamber.org.

REVA Co-op to put on Sock Hop Feb. 14There will be a Sock Hop on Feb. 14 at the Senior Center in Lake Isabella

from 6 to 10 p.m. to benefit a low cost spay/neuter clinic in the valley, beingorganized by Jesse Martinez of the REVA Co-op. This will be a non-alcoholevent. It’s a ‘50s/’60s Sock Hop Dance, with a live band. It’s a family affairfor ages 14 and up. Relive the past as the Kern Valley Hot Rod Assoc. putson a display of vintage cars. There will be prizes for hula hoop, limbo,dance contest and best era outfit. Get tickets by Feb. 10 for $8 or they are$10 at the door. Call 378-3101.

Kern Valley Hospital Foundation’s Heart Walk held in FebruaryThe Kern Valley Hospital Foundation holds a Heart Walk event in

February as a fund-raising event and a heart-healthy experience as well.Individuals or teams are encouraged find a sponsor and get out in the fresh

CALENDAR continued from page 2

See HAPPENINGS, Page 15

WildlifeGallery& StudioThe Rich Pelletreau

6700 Wofford Heights Blvd. Wofford Heightsph:760-376-1403 e-mail: rpgallery@msn.com

Mon., & Wed. thru Sat. 10am to 5pm Closed Sun. & Tue

See us for thatspecial artists gift• Custom Framing

(PPFA Member)

• Full Service Art &Crafts Store

• Studio Space Rental(Private & Long term)

• Art for Sale or Rent

Highlightingthe works

ofJill Iverson

Painter

Labor law update seminartakes place Tuesday, Jan. 20

In the ever-changing arena ofhuman resources and employer-employee relations, it is vital forsmall and large companies to stayup-to-date on issues that affect busi-ness. Learn about new laws andregulations taking effect in 2009 andensure compliance when theGreater Bakersfield Chamber ofCommerce presents the 2009 Laborand Employment Law Update onTuesday, Jan. 20, 11:00 a.m. to 1:30p.m. at the Chamber office, 1725Eye Street.

Providing an in-depth look at

new labor and employment laws isDan Klingenberger, attorney withDowling, Aaron & Keeler, Inc.Michael Doolittle, Safety & ClaimsConsultants, will focus onSafety/CalOSHA; and MichaelMarcks, attorney with Hanna,Brophy, MacLean, McAleer &Jensen, will review Workers' Compchanges.

Cost for this extended seminar is$20 per Chamber member, $30 pernonmember and includes a boxedlunch. Call 661-327-4421 to RSVP.

– GBCC

Parenting classes begin in MarchParenting classes begin on

Thursday, March 12. Classes will betwo hours in length, 10:00 a.m. to12:00 p.m., and run weekly for 10weeks ending on May 21 (there willbe no class during the week ofSpring Break; April 6-10).

All classes will be held at the KRVFamily Resource Center in LakeIsabella.

Participants will learn about con-trolling anger, seeking new behav-ior methods, talking to your chil-dren about problems, and how toprovide a safe and loving home.Charge is $55 for ten two-hourclasses. Course is limited to firstseven people to enroll. Weekly par-enting classes meet court and CPSrequirements.

Jack BustamanteKern River Courier Columnist

What a beautiful week ofweather and great fishing wehad in the Kern Valley last week.A fisherman’s paradise. Spring-like tempera-tures, accessto fishing onlya few minutesfrom home –what morecould we askfor? MaybeThumper?

Beautiful 1to 3 poundtrout are stillbeing caughtall around thelake. We had alittle lull dur-ing the fullmoon, catch-ing only oneor two a day,but now weare back to astronger bite.

If youhaven’t gottenyour newlicense yet,now is the time. The trout bite ison.

Mike Gideon and John

Merrick brought in a stringer ofbeauties caught on the northshore of Isabella Lake. Garlic andrainbow Power Bait were theirhot baits. Nice catch, guys.

Let’s go fishing!Photos courtesy E&J’s Tackle

and General Store. For braggingrights, bring your catch to E&J’s,6498 Wofford Blvd, WoffordHeights, near the WoffordHeights Post Office.

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LegendBoat Launch Ramps Camp Grounds Towns Hospital + Other Features

STATISTICSGeneral

Drainage Area 2,093 Square MilesCapacity, Gross Pool 570,000 Acre-Ft.Surface Area, Gross Pool 11,400Shoreline, Gross Pool 38 milesLength, Gross Pool 9 miles

Main DamMaximum Height 185 FeetLength at Crest 1695 Feet

Auxiliary DamMaximum Height 100 FeetMaximum Length 3,257 Feet

Lake ConstructionStarted March 1948Finished April 1953

WoffordHeights

Tillie CreekLive Oak

North Fork Marina

Boulder Gulch

Rich GulchHungry Gulch

West SideFrench Gulch

French Gulch MarinaPioneer Point

WoffordHeights

Park

LakeIsabella

to Ridgecrest

MountainMesa

Kernville

Southlake

M.L. Ludiker Artwork & Design

Lake Isabella

South Fork Recreation Area

South Fork Wildlife ParkingArea

ModelAircraftControllers

Robinson Cove

County Dump

Airport

Golf Course

Cyrus Canyon OHV AreaTarget Range

Hospital

ParadiseCove

Main DamKissack BayLI Visitor Center

Old Isabella RdAuxiliary DamEngineer Point

Wildlife Area

StineCoveCamp

9

Sierr

a Way

Moun

tain 9

9

To Baker

sfield

WaterSkiArea

Hanning Flat

Map courtesyMike Ludiker

www.kernvalley.com

Recreation InfoU.S. Forest Service

Lake Isabella office:4875 Ponderosa Dr. (enter from Hwy.

155 just over the hill from Hwy. 178)(760) 379-5646

Kernville Office:105 Whitney Rd. (around the corner

from the museum)(760) 376-3781(760) 379-5236

General KRV Info

Kernville Chamber of Commerce11447 Kernville Rd. KernvilleCorner Sierra Way & Kernville Road Toll Free: 866-KERNVILLELocal: (760) 376-2629

Kern River Valley Chamber ofCommerce

6404 Lake Isabella Blvd. Across from Senior Center

Emergencies - call 911Kern Valley Hospital

McCray and Laurel, Mt. Mesa(760) 379-2681

Kern Valley SubstationSheriff’s Department and CHP7050 Lake Isabella Blvd.(760) 549-2100Weekdays only, 9 a.m.-5 p.m.

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it has been a focal point of the Kern Valley since it was built in 1928. It is run by the California Department of Fish & Game. Originally it was

built by the Kern County Fish and Protective Game Association, but in 1929the DF&G took over the operation.

In the 1940s the Wildlife Conservation Board provided funds to expandthe hatchery to the third largest in the state.

In 1979 the DF&G changed the Kern River Hatchery to a Planting Base.At that time they decided to raise trout in a few central hatcheries in thestate and then ship them to the planting bases.

In 1994 after further budget cuts the base was about to be closed com-pletely. But happily it is still raising and planting trout for the enjoyment ofthe many anglers that come here to the Kern River Valley to fish.

The hatchery grounds include a recently built natural history museum,which features displays of angling artifacts and local wildlife. Included is adisplay of two stuffed California brown bears perched atop rocks.

The fish hatchery is located at 14400 Sierra Way, just opposite CampOwen, and is free to visit. For more information, call (760) 376-2846.

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Q: Can you please tell mewho sings the song about hav-ing a bad day on the NFL com-mercial for fantasy football? --Linda M., via e-mail

A: The song is called "Bad Day,"and it's by Canadian singer DanielPowter. It was asingle from hissecond album,"DanielPowter" (2005).The song grewin popularity inthe Stateswhen it wasplayed duringthe farewellvideo packageduring the fifthseason of "American Idol"; as con-testants were voted off the show,the song was played to a montageof memories of their time spent onthe show. Daniel, who turns 38 inFebruary, released his third album,"Under the Radar," in 2008.

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Harry P. Thal, M.A.Kern River Courier Columnist

I was sitting atPizza Barn beinggood and havinga salad bar andwatching the bigscreen television.A commercialwas on advertis-ing AARP andtheir health insur-ance plans. Theannouncer madea statement thatthe viewer should call an 800 numberand they would advise him/her on thevery best plan.

I got to thinking. If I were in themarket for a pickup truck, and walkedinto a Ford dealership, what are theodds that the recommendation wouldbe a Ford? Same would be for aGMC dealership or a Chevrolet.Typically, a salesperson is going toelaborate on the benefits of what theyare selling.

If you were to call up Blue Crossand want a Medicare HMO plan,would they tell you that in KernCounty, Aetna had better benefits? Ifyou were under 65 and looking for alower cost health plan with great bene-fits, would Blue Shield direct you towww.TonikCalifornia.com where youcan get a really good Blue Cross planonline?

However, if you went to an autobroker, they have all the car types avail-able to them, and at fleet prices. Samewith the independent health insurance

agent. You do need to ask if they rep-resent one, two or more companies.Some agents or brokers sell manytypes of insurance, home, auto, busi-ness as well as health, and thereforeneed to limit themselves to only a fewcompanies. By going online towww.NAHU.Org, and using their con-sumer "agent finder" you are able toseek out a health insurance profession-al who specializes in health insurance.The search is zip code specific, so youare able to find a local agent who isfamiliar with not only the insuranceplans, but also knows the local doctors,hospitals and other medical providers.

If I knew I wanted a Ford pick-up, Icould comfortably walk into a Fordshowroom and buy my vehicle. But, ifI really am seeking value and the mostbang for my buck, I am going to let aprofessional shopper advise me onwhich plan would fill my needs for thebest price.

Depending on your age, medicalconditions, and the type of coverageyou need, the monthly premiums forhealth insurance can easily exceed thepayments on a brand new car or truck.Shopping would be better than pickingup the phone and calling a toll free 800number where there is only one brandof product in their tool chest.

Harry P. Thal, MA, is a licensedinsurance broker. He is a member ofthe Kern Valley Hospital AdvisoryBoard, and President of the KernAssociation of Health Underwriters. Hemay be reached at 760-376-2100, e-mailharrythal@ aol.com or visit him on theweb at www.harrythal.com

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Brain aneurysm risk small if you are close relativeDEAR DR. DONOHUE: When

my brother was 47, he died of astroke caused by bleeding in hisbrain. He was fine one minute, andthe next he was in a coma. Anautopsy showed he had had ananeurysm that ruptured. I havefour other brothers and three sis-ters. Should we all be checked foran aneurysm? I am now 66. -- W.C.

ANSWER: An aneurysm is a weakspot on an artery wall. It looks like ablister. Aneurysms can develop on anyartery, but they are mostly found on theaorta and on brain arteries. Should theaneurysm break, bleeding can be cata-strophic.

Ruptured brain aneurysms accountfor 10 percent of strokes, and frequentlythey occur in younger people, ones notthought to be at risk of a stroke. Thestory is much like your brother's. A per-son, apparently in good health, com-plains of having the worst headacheever. Then he might lapse into uncon-

sciousness briefly. He might have aseizure. The mortality of a rupturedbrain aneurysm is high, more than 50percent.

First-degree relatives of a personwho had a brain aneurysm have anincreased risk of also having one, butthe risk is relatively small, about 1 per-cent to 4.7 percent. A first-degree rela-tive is a parent, brother, sister or child.The best way to detect a brainaneurysm is a special kind of scan calledmagnetic resonance angiography. It's amagnetic resonance imaging -- MRI --scan with dye injected into the arteriesto outline any aneurysm. Most authori-ties don't recommend screening first-degree relatives, because their risk issmall and the procedure carries anequally small danger.

The booklet on stroke explains thiscommon and sometimes crippling con-dition. Readers can obtain a copy bywriting: Dr. Donohue -- No. 902W, Box536475, Orlando, FL 32853-6475.

Enclose a check or money order (nocash) for $4.75 U.S./$6 Canada with therecipient's printed name and address.Please allow four weeks for delivery.

***DEAR DR. DONOHUE: I recent-

ly read that nausea and gas aresymptoms of pancreatic cancer. Ihave both. Could I have pancreaticcancer? I am 79. -- E.B.

ANSWER: Pancreatic cancer's aver-age age of onset is 65. The risk of com-ing down with it increases with age.About 34,000 new cases of it occuryearly in the United States. It is thefourth leading cause of cancer deaths.

What makes pancreatic cancer sucha peril is its lack of signs and symptomsin its early stages. Symptoms, whenthey do arise, include loss of appetite, adrop in weight, stomach discomfort orpain, nausea and a sensation of fullnessafter taking only a few bites of food. Asthe cancer grows, it blocks the drainage

of bile, and the skin and whites of theeyes turn yellow.

Your symptoms are common tomany things, and pancreatic cancer isnot high on the list. However, I havelearned one thing about medicine:When a person brings up a diagnosis, Ican't dismiss it, no matter how remotethe chances of having it are. See yourdoctor. You and I will sleep better if youdo.

***Dr. Donohue regrets that he is

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Friday, January 16, 2009 Kern River Courier Page 7

California JoeKern River Courier Columnist

Have we gonemad aboutmoney thesedays?

There’s thisTV show I sel-dom watch. It’scalled “AntiquesRoadshow.”Comes on PBSafter the eveningnews. Somenights with littleto do, I findmyself watching it. The camerashows the item and various expertsdiscuss the history of the item andwhat it’s probably worth now.People’s eyes light up when theyrealize what their stuff may beworth. The night I watched, therewas a slot machine worth maybe$50,000, a Tiffany lamp shade nowworth $25,000 and a golden vaseworth now maybe $200,000.

Speaking of big money, my sonjust called from golden Las Vegas.Since his mortgage company fold-ed last year (bad debts), he’s beenworking out of his house. Nowanother mortgage company maytake his house! He’s four months ormore behind on his mortgage pay-ment. (770 is now worth 400.)

Meanwhile, the evening TV con-tinues to pour out its relentless por-tion of bad news. Seems there’s this71-year old New York City brokerwho’s taken lots of folks for bigbucks. Been doing it for years.Seems for 30 years everyonerushed to give him all their savingsand this grandfatherly looking

schlemiel took every penny theyoffered.

Big shakers and movers whomyou would think know better didn’thestitate to hand him the keys totheir private money accounts.

They knew they could trust him.After all, ol’ Bernie was once thechairman of the Nasdaq stock mar-ket.

No one can believe the figure.“Big shot broker” Bernie may havelost fifty billion dolllars of every-one’s lifetime savings. That’s right,we’re talking fifty billion!

So where’s ole madcap Bernienow? He’s up there now in hisexpensive Manhattan penthouse onEast 63rd Street, under housearrest.

Meanwhlile, my real estate sales-man son in Vegas is trying to closea big commercial real estate dealfor a big shot broker inMinneapolis. The property in ques-tion is somewhere in the MiddleEast, probably Dubai. Isn’t thatwhere “big shot” ex-president BillClinton went to get a big handoutfor his presidential library?

When dionasurs roamed theearth I was announcing at a LakeCharles, La. radio station. We ranone commercial every 15 minutes.Today’s radio runs four.

And my money hungry LasVegas real estate son probably stillbelieves there’s a golden rule wecan all live by.

Maybe we all need to get ourheads straight!

California Joe is the storytellerpersona of Stevenson Phillips, anactor and singer living in Kernville.You may reach him atsscaljoe@aol.com.

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Matt FreemanKern River Courier Columnist

Ever get those annoying e-mails or phone calls thatpromise you the lowest inter-est rate everif you re-finance yourhome or fora new homepurchase?Or the adscurrentlyrunning forseveralbanks thatpromise a"no fee" re-fi? Themortgage industry is highlycompetitive, almost to thepoint of absurdity. There isalso a lot of fraud in the mort-gage industry, hence so muchgovernment regulation.Recently, in particular, a lot ofthat has come to light so Iwanted to clear up a fewthings about what usually getspeople into a bad loan or situ-ation in the first place – inter-est rate. With interest rates atnear 37 year lows it is good toknow what you are gettinginto when you get a mort-gage.

Interest rate is usually theend-all be-all for a mortgagebuyer; whoever gives the low-est gets the deal. Not a goodway buy a home or do a re-finance. First of all, in many

ways it is a myth that onebank has a lower rate thananother because all interest isbased off of the ups anddowns of the bond market,and in the case of re-fi's aselect list of economic index-es. Every bank basically startsout at par, the difference inrate is due to each bank’s ownunique fees, costs and poli-cies.

When getting a mortgage,the best way to go about it isto get a couple of quotes andcompare them. And get onefrom a mortgage broker andanother from a mortgagebanker. Big differencebetween the two. If you go inperson to, say, Bank ofAmerica, they only do retailloans out of their own branch-es now lending their ownmoney; that is a mortgageBanker. A mortgage broker isalso known as a loan origina-tor. They have contracts withmultiple banks, often hun-dreds of lenders that they cancompare and contrast interestrates with to find the bestdeal for the consumer. Theydo not lend their own moneybut find the best bank to lendyou the money to best fit yourneeds.

Matt Freeman is a Realtorwith Freeman’s LakesideRealty (760) 379-5915 or cell223-0880. His column is notintended to replace legaladvice.

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On November 18th, 2008,Brian Smith’s life

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On Sunday, January 18th, we are joiningBrian’s friends and family in an effort toraise money; all proceeds from dinnersales will go directly to Brian. Come onin to the Brewery at any time from 3 pmtill closing; enjoy a meal or a drink, ormaybe just drop a note of encouragement- you might be surprised what a differ-ence you can make...

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Almost Here!And the crowds already

know where our clients are.They have since 1995!

Whiskey Flat Mayor candidates

Bronco Bob (Bob Van Helden)

Saturday, January 17: Ron’s Kountry Kitchen, Wofford Heights, 4:30 to 8 p.m.One bribe with every Tri-Tip dinner.

Sunday, January 18: Cheryl's Diner, Kernville, breakfast. One bribe included withevery breakfast dish that includes meat.

Thursday, January 22: Nelda’s Diner, Lake Isabella, 6-8 p.m. One bribe includedwith anything off the Eat & Smile Menu.

Friday, January 23: Kern River Brewery, Kernville. Details to follow.Saturday, January 24: Moose Lodge, Lake Isabella. Tri Tip Dinner/Auction, social

5 p.m. , dinner 6 p.m. Tickets $10 each. Big auction follows dinner.Friday, January 30: Wallace School, Lake Isabella. Spaghetti dinner, $6 at door.

50/50 drawing, raffle. Fun for the whole family.Saturday, January 31: Kernville School, Kernville. Spaghetti dinner, $6 at door.

50/50 drawing, raffle. Fun for the whole family.

Gentleman Jim Dandy (James Crawford)

Schedule not received by press time. Send in your events, Jim!

Straight Shootin’ Carter Cash (Carter Pope)

Saturday, January 17: Family Day at Mt. Mesa Park, 11 a.m. to 2 p.m., bouncehouses, food, horse drawn carriage.

Sunday, January 18: Scotch Double Bowling Torunament, Mt. Mesa Lanes, reg-istration noon, games start at 1 p.m. Cash prizes.

Monday, January 19: Sierra Vista Restaurant, Weldon, Tri-Tip dinner. Advancetickets required, seatings at 4 and 7 p.m., contact Joy at Sierra Vista 760-378-2923.

Wednesday, January 21: Taco Del Mar, Lake Isabella, 5 to 9 p.m.Saturday January 24: Ron’s Kountry Kitchen, Wofford Heights, 4 to 8 p.m., Santa

Maria BBQ.Wednesday, January 28: Subway, Lake Isabella, 5 to 9 p.m.

Attend these fundraising events and be prepared to buy lots of $1 bribes (votes)for the Honorary Whiskey Flat Mayoral candidate of your choice. Schedules will be runeach week until Whiskey Flat Days (Feb. 13-16) for the candidates at no charge.Candidates, e-mail your updates to office@kernrivercourier.com each week byTuesday night. For information about Whiskey Flat Days, call (760) 376-2629.

Schedule of Events

Gina McCullaghdoes a sizzling ren-dition of “SecondHand Rose” at theWhiskey Flat DaysKickoff Dinner at theElks Lodge Fridayevening.

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Mike Ludiker, Master ofCeremonies, keeps thecrowd in stitches.

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The 2008 Whiskey Flat Mayorteam, Louisville Lisa andOutlaw Jerry James (Lisa Wylyand Jerry Sietsma.

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Archie Logsdon CarpentryDecks & Remodeling.

"Craftsmanship and Attentionto Detail." (760) 223-6624

losthills@communitymail.net

CUTEST EVER PUPSAdorable CKC Registered

Chihuahua puppies. (8 weeksand up. Teacups and Tiny Toys.

Current shots. Pad trained$200-$400 379-1403

POOL/SPA REPAIR SPECIALIST

20+ Years ExperienceCA. License #647258

(760) 376-4384 / (909) 210-3971

"FIREWOOD"Camping•Cooking•Home Heat

THE FIREWOOD GUY6400 Lake Isabella Blvd, #CLake Isabella, 760-379-8087

SPACES FOR RENTWofford Heights Mobile/RVPark Great Location! Quiet,mature trees, walk to lake, mar-ket, medical, park & theater.Free rent on the 6th month.Call Able 760-379-5479. After3pm & weekends, call Ralph @310-387-7136

Onyx Apartment - for rent in quietneighborhood. 2 bd, 1 ba. Close topark & store. $550/mo incls. water& trash.References required (661)477-7091__________________________Rent to Own - Nice 2bd/2badbl wide Mobile Home w/patio& deck + 2 car carport in quiet55+ park.$595/mo.Includes spacerent. + deposit. 760-379-2092_________________________

Southlake - 2 Bedroom Duplexw/garage, laundry room, fire-place, dishwasher, $600/mo +$600 security deposit. 378-3374_________________________

Wofford Heights - 1 BedroomApartment for rent. New interi-or, ceiling fans, new appliances,water & garbage paid $500/mo +deposit. (760) 223-1058_________________________

Wofford Heights - 2 bd, 1 baMobile. Newly renovated. 1shed. Immediate occupancy.Water paid. $650/mo, $300 dep.Call 376-6578_________________________

Weldon - Cozy 1 bd, 1 ba. Housenear Kelso Creek Road. Largefenced yard. Room for RV park-ing. All new interior. Gardner,water & trash paid. $597/mo +$597 deposit.Available now. CallMike @ (949) 645-4697 or (949)246-773_________________________

Weldon - 4301 CottonwoodLane,Weldon.2 bd,1 ba,2 ½ acrehorse prop. Inclds refrig, stove &water. $650 (negotiable) Call(760) 378-2538 or (760) 223-1529

DRESS ME UP6437 Lake Isabella Blvd. in thePost Office Shopping Center.

Mon-Fri 10-5, Sat 9-12. 379-8927Children's Clothing and More_________________________NEED INSTANT CASH?We buy gold & diamonds

JEWELRY MART - 379-6340Located next to ValleyOffice Lake Isabella

Cabin For Sale - Cabin on 1/3acre lot at 102 Hoebeck Bodfish.Cross street of Columbus, fixerupper for $80,000. 661-428-1108__________________________

Lake Isabella - Nice 2bd/2badbl wide Mobile Home w/patio& deck + 2 car carport in quiet55+ park, $25,000 or financingavailable. 760-379-2092

Residential Lot on AspenDrive in Bodfish. $30,000OBO, Call (661) 428-1108__________________________40 Acres Flat NevadaRanchland. 200 mi NE ofReno. Buildable horse proper-ty.Walk to river & store @ I-80.$399 down, $399/mo, $39,900sale price. Owner financing.No qualifying. 775-453-3724

We, at the Kern River Courierwant to help end the recession.So in the spirit of that, if youcan hire someone and wish torun a "Help Wanted" ad, wewill give it to you for free dur-ing January! Just submit it to us(our contact information is onpage 2) and we'll put it in forfree all during January.

WANTED: Bartender atDave's Sports Bar. Experiencepreferred. Will train if neces-sary. Apply in person @ 4108Lake Isabella Blvd. Bodfish.379-5384__________________________

HELP WANTEDOffice

HousekeeperMaintenance

GroundskeeperApply @ The Kernville Inn

11042 Kernville Road.M-F, 10:00am - 3:00pm.

30' Tahoe 1997 Travel Trailer.Front kitchen. Lots of closetspace. Tub w/shower, Skylight,New Microwave - Hot WaterHeater - Water Pump -Awning. $5,500. Call 378-2201__________________________Pair of Non-ProfessionalButcher Gloves for sale. CutAbove Brand. One five fingerright and one two finger left.Hardly used matched set forthe beginning meat cutter.__________________________Digital Converter Box for 10-key Olivetti Adding Machine.Make sure your calculator isdigital capable before the taxseason begins and the manda-tory switch to digital numbersin February.

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For Rent

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379-8144Largest pool table in town!

*bounce houses*water slides

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760-376-4KIDS(4543)www.kernkidspartyrentals.com

Spaces for Rent

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Ray's Painting & DecoratingInterior & Exterior Painting

Wall CoveringInstalled and Removed

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Specialty Shops

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Clarence Semonious, pastorPrince of Peace Lutheran Fellowship, Kernville

To offer comfort, Isearched for the word “atti-tude” in the KJ translation. Itwas not there. Instead, onefinds heart, spirit or mind.For my purposes, I stoppedat Philippians 2:5-8, “Havethis mind among yourselves,which is yours in ChristJesus, who, though he wasin the form of God, did notcount equality with God athing to be grasped, butmade himself nothing, taking the form of a ser-vant, being born in the likeness of men. Andbeing found in human form, he humbled him-self by becoming obedient to the point of death,even death on a cross.” An example of themind of Christ is given in 1 Peter 3:7, “Likewise,husbands, live with your wives in an under-standing way, showing honor to the woman asthe weaker vessel, since they are heirs with youof the grace of life, so that your prayers maynot be hindered.” Are you frustrated that itseems that your prayers are hindered? You maynot be alone.

Many bring discontent upon themselves byrefusing to have the mind of Christ Jesus. Goddescribed the mind of men in Isaiah 47:10, “Youfelt secure in your wickedness, you said, ‘Noone sees me’; your wisdom and your knowl-edge led you astray, and you said in your heart,‘I am, and there is no one besides me.’” andZephaniah 2:15, “This is the exultant city thatlived securely, that said in her heart, ‘I am, and

there is no one else.’ What a desolation she hasbecome, a lair for wild beasts! Everyone whopasses by her hisses and shakes his fist.”

With the mind of Christ, one may seekrefuge from loneliness in the name of theLORD. Zephaniah 3:17 promises, “The LORDyour God is in your midst, a mighty one whowill save; he will rejoice over you with gladness;he will quiet you by his love; he will exult overyou with loud singing.” A popular promise is inPsalm 23:4, “Even though I walk through thevalley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil,for you are with me; your rod and your staff,they comfort me.”

One promise that I recall often is Philippians4:5-7, “The Lord is at hand; do not be anxiousabout anything, but in everything by prayerand supplication with thanksgiving let yourrequests be made known to God. And thepeace of God, which surpasses all understand-ing, will guard your hearts and your minds inChrist Jesus.” Another is Isaiah 40:31, “theywho wait for the LORD shall renew theirstrength; they shall mount up with wings likeeagles; they shall run and not be weary; theyshall walk and not faint.”

Finally, Philippians 4:12-13, “I know how tobe brought low, and I know how to abound. Inany and every circumstance, I have learned thesecret of facing plenty and hunger, abundanceand need. I can do all things through him whostrengthens me.”

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KernvilleFirst Baptist Church of Kernville46 Valley View Drive, KernvilleSunday Services — 11 a.m. & 6:30 p.m. 376-6403Prince of Peace Lutheran Fellowship Center44 Big Blue Road, KernvilleSunday School 9 a.m.Sunday Service 10:30 a.m. 417-2014Kernville Foursquare ChurchKernville Chamber of Commerce11447 Kernville Road Sunday Services 9:30 a.m.223-6704Kernville United Methodist Church251 Big Blue Rd., Kernville Sunday Services 8:30 & 10:30 a.m.376-2751St. Peter’s Anglican Church11900 Sierra Way, KernvilleSunday Service 10:00 a.m. 376-6362St. Sherrian Episcopal ChurchOdd Fellows Hall, KernvilleSundays 10 a.m.

Lake IsabellaFirst Baptist Church of Lake Isabella 3701 Suhre, Lake Isabella Sunday Services 8:30 a.m., 11:00 a.m. Sunday School 9:45 a.m. 379-5615Fountain of Christ Church 5101 #A Lake Isabella Blvd, Lake IsabellaSunday Service: 9:45 a.m. and 5:30 p.m. Wed. 6 p.m.417-0793 Landmark Missionary Baptist Church2741 Mountain View Rd, Lake Isabella Sunday Services 9:45 a.m. & 5:00 p.m.379-5640Mt. View Southern Baptist Church2959 Erskine Creek Rd, Lake Isabella Sunday Services 8:30, 11:15 a.m. & 6:00 p.m. 379-4296Shepherd of the Hills Lutheran Church (LCMS)377 Highway 155, Lake Isabella Sunday Services 12:00 p.m. 379-2343Kern Valley Bible Church3920 Golden Spur, Lake Isabella Sunday Services 9:30 a.m. and 6:30 p.m.379-5482 Church of the Nazarene2931 Erskine Creek Rd., Lake IsabellaSunday Service 10:30 a.m. 379-2062Highland Chapel United Methodist 5301 LakeIsabella Bl., Lake Isabella Sunday School & Worship 9:30 a.m. 379-2120Lake Isabella Church of Christ3711 Golden Spur, Lake IsabellaSunday worship 11 a.m. and 5 p.m.Bible study Sun. 10 a.m., Thurs. 6 p.m.Kern River Valley Seventh Day Adventist 3801 Golden Spur, Lake Isabella Saturday Service 9:30 a.m. 379-3206Kern Valley Pentecostal LightHouse Church3730 Wagon Wheel Dr., Lake Isabella Sunday School 9:45 Services 10:45 a.m. Eve. 5 p.m. Wed. Service 6 p.m. 379-5819

Mt. MesaChurch of Christ Mt. Mesa6400 Dogwood Av., Mt. MesaSunday Services 9:30 a.m. & 10:30 a.m.379-4792Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints6400 Park Av., Mt. Mesa Sunday Services 10:00 a.m. 379-2904Grace Chapel12312 Mt. Mesa Rd., Mt. Mesa Sunday Services 9:45 a.m. 379-4093Christian Assembly12424 Mountain Mesa Rd., Mt. Mesa Sunday Services 10:30 a.m. & 6:00 p.m. 379-6377Victory Tabernacle (United Pentecostal Church)4324 Birch, Mt. Mesa Sunday Services 4 p.m. 379-6360

Southlake/WeldonKern Christian Church “The River”14900 Hwy 178, Southlake Sunday Services 8 a.m. and 10 a.m. 378-3780Weldon Baptist Church20674 Highway 178 Sunday Services 10 a.m. & 6 p.m.378-4964Weldon United Methodist Church20021 Hwy. 178, WeldonSunday Services 9 a.m. and 10:30 a.m.378-2321

Wofford HeightsFamily Life Center Foursquare Church 20 W.Panorama, Wofford Heights Sunday Service 10:30 a.m. 376-6719New Life Assembly of God25 Arden Av., Wofford Heights Sunday Services 9 a.m., 10:30 a.m. & 6 p.m.376-6402St. Jude Catholic Church86 Nellie Dent Dr., Wofford Heights Sunday Mass 7:00 a.m. & 9:00 a.m376-2416Calvary Chapel125 Sycamore Drive, Wofford HeightsSunday Services 9 & 11 a.m. & 6:30 p.m. 376-8789Christ Fellowship80 Evans Road, Wofford HeightsSunday Service 10:30 a.m.

MiscellaneousSGI - USA Buddhist Discussion Meetings - call 379-6162 for dates and times.Based on the Lotus Sutra.Salvation ArmyMon. 9 am — 1 pm. Service and applications at 6105 LakeIsabella Blvd., Lake Isabella. TSA feeds the hungry lunchMonday through Friday. Assistance is offered to personsor families who are having difficulties paying utility bills, inneed of food, clothing, spiritual and other counseling. 760-379-5100.

Churches of the Valley

Semonious

Voices of FaithPsalm 2 explains many things

The Kern River Courier encourages messages from all churches. E-mailthem to office@kernrivercourier.com

Super Crossword answers

aithFK E R N R I V E R

Psalms of the BibleThe Psalms: 4 (King James Version)

An Evening Prayer of Trust in God

1 Hear me when I call, O God of my righteous-ness: thou hast enlarged me when I was in distress;have mercy upon me, and hear my prayer.

2 O ye sons of men, how long will ye turn myglory into shame? How long will ye love vanity, andseek after leasing?

3 But know that the LORD hath set apart himthat is godly for himself: the LORD will hear when Icall unto him.

4 Stand in awe, and sin not: Eph. 4.26 communewith your own heart upon your bed, and be still.

5 Offer the sacrifices of righteousness, and putyour trust in the LORD.

6 There be many that say, Who will show us anygood? LORD, lift thou up the light of thy counte-nance upon us.

7 Thou hast put gladness in my heart,more thanin the time that their corn and their wine increased.

8 I will both lay me down in peace, and sleep:for thou, LORD, only makest me dwell in safety.

–– The American Bible Society

Bible Trivia by Wilson Casey1. Is the book of Habakkuk in the Old orNew Testament or neither?2. Joseph was buried in a plot of groundat Shechem costing how many pieces ofsilver? 1, 7, 30, 1003. Which metal, used to sharpen others,does Proverbs 27 compare to friends?Gold, Silver, Iron, Tin4. What is the middle chapter of the NewTestament (KJV)? Romans 13, Galatians

2, Ephesians 5, Titus 1 5. In Galatians 5, what is the first fruit ofthe Spirit? Faith, Love, Peace, Goodness6. From Ruth 1, who was Naomi's hus-band? Elimelech, Mahlon, Chilion,Malachi

ANSWERS: 1) Old; 2) 100; 3) Iron; 4)Romans 13; 5) Love; 6) Elimelech

(c) 2009 King Features Synd., Inc.

Answers to puzzles on pages 12-13:

For what is faith

unless it is to believe

what you do not see?

–Augustine

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See Page 11 foranswers to puzzles

Courier chuckle of the week:

“Accuracy to a newspaper is what virtueis to a lady; but a newspaper can alwaysprint a retraction.”

Adlai StevensonAdlai Stevenson

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Trivia TestBy Fifi Rodriguez

1. LANGUAGE: What does the Frenchphrase "entre nous" mean?

2. TELEVISION: What kind of "dinosaur"was the Flintsones' family pet Dino?

3. CHEMISTRY: What is the PeriodicTable symbol for silver?

4. MYTHOLOGY: Who was the Greekgoddess of the hearth and home?

5. GEOGRAPHY: In which city would youfind the famous Trevi Fountain?

ARIES (March 21 to April 19) Taking some time outof your usually busy social life could be just what youneed to help you focus on putting those finishing touch-es on your plans for a possible career change.

TAURUS (April 20 to May 20) A misunderstandingabout a colleague's suggestions could create a delay inmoving on with your proposal. But by week's end, allthe confusing points should finally be cleared up.

GEMINI (May 21 to June 20) You might feel over-whelmed by all the tasks you suddenly have to take careof. But just say the magic word -- help! -- and you'll soonfind others rushing to offer much-needed assistance.

CANCER (June 21 to July 22) Finishing a currentproject ahead of schedule leaves you free to deal withother upcoming situations, including a possible work-place change, as well as a demanding personal matter.

LEO (July 23 to August 22) Turn that fine-tunedfeline sensitivity radar up to high to help uncover anyfacts that could influence a decision you might bepreparing to make. Devote the weekend to family activ-ities.

VIRGO (August 23 to September 22) A state of con-fusion is soon cleared up with explanations from theresponsible parties. Don't waste time chastising any-one. Instead, move forward with your plans.

LIBRA(September 23 to October 22) You might feelobligated to help work out a dispute between family

members. But this is one of those times when youshould step aside and let them work out their problemson their own.

SCORPIO (October 23 to November 21) Your abili-ty to resolve an on-the-job problem without leaving toomany ruffled feathers earns you kudos from co-work-ers. You also impress major decision-makers at yourworkplace.

SAGITTARIUS (November 22 to December 21)Newly made and long-held friendships merge well,with possibly one exception. Take time to listen to thedissenter's explanations. You could learn somethingimportant.

CAPRICORN (December 22 to January 19) Be pre-pared to be flexible about your current travel plans.Although you don't have to take them, at least consid-er suggestions from the experts in the travel business.

AQUARIUS (January 20 to February 18) A prob-lem with a recent financial transaction could lead tomore problems later on unless you resolve it immedi-ately. Get all the proof you need to support your posi-tion.

PISCES (February 19 to March 20) Daydreamingmakes it difficult to stay focused on what you need todo. But reality sets in by midweek, and you manage toget everything done in time for a relaxing weekend.

BORN THIS WEEK: Your ability to reach out tothose in need of spiritual comfort makes you a much-revered, much-loved personin your community.

(c) 2009 King Features Synd., Inc.

Salome’s Stars

1. Privately, between us2. Snorkasaurus3. Ag4. Hestia5. Rome

Answers:

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Donna FitchKern River Courier Columnist

M-I-C- K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E.Remember the song; rememberthe cartoon? However, did any ofus give any thought to Mickey asan art subject?

This famousmouse has aninterestingpast.

• WaltDisney, whenhe was 26, andUb Iwerks, hiscollaborator,faced apredicament – the small blackanimal with a white face and bigears known as Oswald, the heroof their animated cartoons, legal-ly belonged to their film distribu-tor, who wanted to sever tieswith Disney.Self-defensefired MickeyMouse’s inven-tion.

• At Mickey’sdebut in 1928,during thedawning ofsound film, ournow illustriousmouse needed avoice. Extensiveauditions madeit clear to every-one only WaltDisney himselfcould intone themouse’s uniquefalsetto lines,and so it was for the next 25years.

Disney was responsible for astyle of film animation that brokethe mold. Action occurred by aseries of pictures (frames), allindividually hand drawn, eachshowing the next transition inmovement. When frames flippedquickly, in order, fluidity ofmotion in animation was born.More transitions translates tosmoother gestures. Framestoday are computer-generated,yet this technique continues todominate.

But Mickey himself is an artobject. Obviously, Walt and hisartists comprehended the activeinfluence of curved lines. Noticethat almost every line of MickeyMouse is curved and ready tomove into action. Walt Disney,who never drew a figure himselfafter 1926, left the drafting of thethousands of figures and scenes,

with the springylines, to his massiveteam of toilingartists. The Disneystyle took suchadvantage of thecurving action line;it challenges anima-tors to find anaction approach notderived from theDisney method.Mickey Mouseplayed more rolesthan one.

Donna Fitch is alocal artist. Forquestions or com-ments you can reach

her through the Courier,office@kernrivercourier.com.

Disney created new animationCreative Connection

Ron BolyardKern River Courier Columnist

The U.S. Navy, while doing routine magnetic surveys of thePacific and Atlantic Oceans in 1955, discovered that the sea floorwas spreading.

This fact was compatible with the theories of convection anddrifting continents. Thus, the pieces of the geo-logical puzzle were beginning to fit together.

I will discuss some of these concepts, indetail, in the weeks to come. Please retain allthe presented diagrams as I will be using themfor reference.

The diagrampresented thisweek might beextremely puz-zling to thereader. But Iwill let you offthe hook, as Iwill explain thesignificance ofthis display indetail, later.

Ron Bolyardis a retiredgeologist andhas developedan “acute inter-est” in the geol-ogy of thesouthern SierraNevada since hemoved here in1999.

Our Valley, Our Earth

Sea floor thought to be spreading

Bolyard

Death noticesLynn Ernestine BercierLynn Ernestine Bercier, 88, of Wofford Heights, passed away Jan. 9, 2009

at San Joaquin Hospital in Bakersfield. No services are scheduled.Arrangements by Lake Isabella Funeral Home, 6048-A Lake Isabella Blvd.Lake Isabella, CA 93240. (760) 379-5006.

Ronald James TownsendRonald James Townsend, 70, of Weldon, passed away on Jan. 10, 2009 at

Life House in Bakersfield. Burial will take place Friday, Jan. 16 at 1 p.m. atKern River Valley Cemetery in Wofford Heights. Arrangements by LakeIsabella Funeral Home, 6048-A Lake Isabella Blvd. Lake Isabella, CA 93240.(760) 379-5006.

Elena McLaughlinElena McLaughlin, 64, of Kern Valley, passed away on Jan. 11, 2009 at

Bakersfield Memorial Hospital. Services are pending. Arrangements byLake Isabella Funeral Home, 6048-A Lake Isabella Blvd. Lake Isabella, CA93240. (760) 379-5006.

Obituary noticeIlse Kriebs

Jan. 23, 23, 1928 – Jan. 11, 2009

Ilse suddenly joined Louie peacefully onSunday afternoon.

Ilse and Louie arrived in Kernville in 1984,after retiring from the City of Los AngelesPolice Department, where she worked forover 30 years.

Ilse loved her friends and enjoyed the RedHat Society and the Kern River ValleyWomen’s Club. She was secretary of theBurlando Heights Water District for manyyears.

She brought such fun and joy to all she did,and to all who knew and loved her.

By her request there will be no memorialservices.

Ilse, you’re always in our hearts and memories. We love you.

Fitch

Arrest reports werenot available from theSheriff’s Department bypress time this week.The reports will be print-ed in the Kern RiverCourier when they arereceived.

Arrest reportsA digest of arrest reports from

various public safety agencies in theKern River Valley area

There will also be an additional989 tagged trout worth from $20 to$1,000 each.

Applications with complete rulesand regulations for the Isabella LakeFishing Derby are available now.

Visit the Derby web site and down-load a form at http://derby.kern-rivervalley.com

For more information, call theKern River Valley Chamber ofCommerce at (760) 379-5236.

those worthy candidates. The winnerwill be announced at Whiskey FlatDays in February.

Each February Whiskey Flat Dayscelebrates the early days of Kernville.In the Gold Rush era of the early1860s, many prospectors came to theKern River diggings. An enterpris-ing man by the name of AdamHamilton set up a bar alongside theriver by laying a plank across twoboards. He sold the contents of acouple of barrels of whiskey that hehad brought over the mountains bymule. A town grew up around hisbar, which they called Whiskey Flat.

The name was changed to Kernvilleafter a few years, when it was decidedby the town’s new residents that the

original name was too wild and wooly. The original town of Kernville was

located near the old cemetery inWofford Heights. When the ArmyCorps of Engineers decided to put ina reservoir in the 1940s, Kernvillewas moved north a few miles to theold Burlando Ranch.

The Whiskey Flat Days festivalwas conceived in the 1950s, andannually brings thousands of visitorsto the valley in February. The festivalfeatures gunfight re-creations, aparade, a carnival, music, great food,contests and much more.

For more information aboutWhiskey Flat Days, call the KernvilleChamber of Commerce at 760-376-2629.

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FICTITIOUS BUSINESSNAME STATEMENT

Fictitious Business Name(s)DBA #1: WOFFORDHEIGHTS COMMUNITYASSOCIATION (2008-B7866) Street address of prin-cipal place of business: 6501Wofford Boulevard, WoffordHeights, CA 93285. REGIS-TRANT: Wofford HeightsCommunity Association, 6501Wofford Boulevard, WoffordHeights, CA 93285: E,Unincorporated Association.The date the business com-menced: 00/00/0000. The fil-ing of this statement does notof itself authorize the use inthis state of a fictitious busi-ness name in violation of therights of another under federal,state, or common law (Bus &Prof 14400 et seq. ThisFictitious Business NameStatement expires five yearsfrom the date it was filed in theCounty Clerk's Office.(11/26/2013) A new fictitiousbusiness name statement mustbe filed before that time.WOFFORD HEIGHTS COM-MUNITY ASSOCIATION.This statement filed on11/26/2008. ANN K. BAR-NETT, Auditor-Controller-County Clerk By B. Moore(34993)-Published by the KernRiver Courier December 262008, January 2, 9 and 16,2009.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESSNAME STATEMENT

Fictitious Business Name(s)DBA #1: BEBE NAILS &SPA (2008-B8335 ) Streetaddress of principal place ofbusiness: 6925 WoffordBoulevard, Wofford Heights,CA 93285. REGISTRANT:Jessica Nguyen, 1529 SouthCedar Street, Santa Ana, CA92707: A, Individual. The datethe business commenced:00/00/0000. The filing of thisstatement does not of itselfauthorize the use in this stateof a fictitious business name inviolation of the rights of anoth-er under federal, state, or com-mon law (Bus & Prof 14400 etseq. This Fictitious BusinessName Statement expires fiveyears from the date it was filedin the County Clerk's Office.(12/23/2013) A new fictitiousbusiness name statement mustbe filed before that time.BEBE NAILS & SPA. Thisstatement filed on 12/23/2008.ANN K. BARNETT, Auditor-Controller-County Clerk By G.Meza (34993)-Published bythe Kern River Courier

January 2, 9, 16 and 23, 2009.

FICTITIOUS BUSINESSNAME STATEMENT

Fictitious Business Name(s)DBA #1: PLN FINANCIAL(2008-B8212), Street addressof principal place of business:358 Burlando Road, KernvilleCA 92338. REGISTRANTS:Patricia Nash, 358 BurlandoRoad, Kernville CA 93238 andLauren Nash, 358 BurlandoRoad, Kernville CA 93238:H, Co-partners. The date thebusiness commenced:12/03/2008. The filing of thisstatement does not of itselfauthorize the use in this stateof a fictitious business name inviolation of the rights of anoth-er under federal, state, or com-mon law (Bus & Prof 14400 etseq. This Fictitious BusinessName Statement expires fiveyears from the date it was filedin the County Clerk's Office.(12/16/2013) A new fictitiousbusiness name statement mustbe filed before that time. PLNFINANCIAL. This statementfiled on 12/16/2008. ANN K.BARNETT, Auditor-Controller-County Clerk ByM. Rodriguez. (34993)-Published by the Kern RiverCourier January 9, 16, 23 and30, 2009.

NOTICE OF INTENTIONTO SELL REAL PROPER-

TY AT PRIVATE SALECASE NO.: S-1500-PB-537934CONSERVATORSHIP OF:

VIVIAN S. KEECH, CON-SERVATEE

NOTICE is hereby given that,subject to confirmation by thisCourt, on February 15, 2009 at5:00 p.m., or thereafter withinthe time allowed by law, theundersigned as Conservator ofthe Person and the Estate ofVIVIAN S. KEECH, will sellat private sale to the highestand best net bidder on theterms and conditions here-inafter mentioned, all right,title and interest that the estatehas acquired in addition to thatof the Conservatee, in the realproperty located in KernCounty, California, as follows:

AN UNDIVIDED fifty (50%)percent interest in and toimproved real property locatedat 2620 Steensen Street, LakeIsabella, more particularlydescribed as follows: Lot 78 ofTract No. 1950 in the unincor-porated area of the County ofKern, State of California, asper Map recorded May 17,1957, in Book 9, Pages 135and 136 of Maps in the office

of the County of Recorder ofsaid County.

EXCEPT all water and waterrights, minerals, oil, petrole-um, asphaltum, gas, coal, andother hydrocarbon substancescontained in, on and withinand under said land, togetherwith the right to develop andremove same by means ofwells, tunnels and other equip-ment located beyond said land,but without the right of entryupon surface of said land forany such purposes, as reservedin deed from Charles E. Silicz,et al, recorded April 22, 1953in Book 2072, Page 116 ofOfficial Records. A.P.N. 263-183-08 A.T.N. 236-183-08-00-5

THE SALE is contingent on thepurchase of the full one hun-dred percent (100%) interest.Any bid received must includea bid for the full entire onehundred percent (100%) inter-est, although only a fifty per-cent (50%) interest is subjectto confirmation of the court.

THE SALE is subject to currenttaxes, covenants, conditions,restrictions, reservations,rights, rights of way and ease-ments of record.

THE PROPERTY is to be soldon an "as is" basis.

BIDS or offers are invited forthis property and must be inwriting and will be received atthe Law Offices of Gelber &Anderson, LLP, Jamie P.Gelber, Attorney, located at6435 Lake Isabella Blvd.,Lake Isabella, CA, personally,at any time after the first publi-cation of this notice and beforeany sale is made.

THE PROPERTY will be soldon the following terms: Allcash, no less than ten percent(10%) of the amount of the bidto accompany the bid and thebalance due to be paid uponconfirmation of the court of thesale. Taxes, rents, operatingand maintenance expenses andpremiums on insurance accept-able to the purchaser shall beprorated as of the date of therecording of conveyance.Examination of title, recordingof conveyance, transfer taxesand any title insurance policyshall be at the expense of thepurchaser or purchasers.

CONSERVATOR AND ATTOR-NEY FOR CONSERVATORRESERVE THE RIGHT TOREFUSE TO ACCEPT ANYBIDS.

Published - Kern River Courier -January 9, 16 and 23, 2009

Legal Noticesair and participate. Awards will be given. The date for the 2009 event hasnot yet been determined. For more information, call Jeanette Rogers at(760) 376-4419.

Keyesville Classic for mountain bikers on weekend of March 15The annual Keyesville Classic is a mountain bike race put on each year

by the Southern Sierra Fat Tire Association in the beautiful hills of theKeyesville Recreation Area. For more information, see http://ssfta.com/

Sweet Adelines Friends & Family Night March 19The Kern Valley Sweet Adelines female barbershop harmony singing

group will be having their Friends and Family Night on March 19 at 7:30p.m. at the Senior Center in Lake Isabella. For more information, callCheryl at (760) 376-4124.

“Living Green in the KRV” event coming March 27-30Want to know how to reduce your “footprint” on the world? Learn about

living responsibly, protecting our environment and conserving ourresources at a new festival in the valley, “Living Green in the KRV.” This“expo”-like festival will have many booths and lots of information about liv-ing green. The location will be the Family Life Center in Wofford Heights.For more information, call Richard at (760) 333-4561 or go towww.krvr.org.

Isabella Lake Fishing Derby to be held April 4-6The Isabella Lake Fishing Derby attracts thousands of anglers from all

over to try to catch the tagged trout worth $10,000. This year, however,there will be ten $10,000 trout! And, in addition, to celebrate the 20thanniversary of the derby, there will be a $20,000 trout! And there aremultitudes of other prizes, including cash awards for 1,000 other taggedfish. You must be pre-registered to be able to win. The derby is put on bythe Kern River Valley Chamber of Commerce with major help from theKern River Valley Fish and Habitat Club and many national sponsors.Also, new this year is a 50/50 raffle to benefit the Kern River Valley YouthCenter. Call Dave at 376-4430 about the raffle. For derby information, goto http://derby.kernrivervalley.com/ or call the chamber at (760) 379-5236.

Kern River Festival whitewater races put on April 18-19The Kern River Festival has been going on since the 1960s and features

races by kayaks and rafts on the mighty Kern River in Kernville. It’s fun towatch, but you can participate as well. It is put on by the Kern Valley RiverCouncil. For more information, visit http://www.kernfestival.org/ or call(818) 340-3083.

Information for most items from the Kernville Chamber of Commerce. Toinclude your event in the Kern River Courier Calendar, just submit the infor-mation to the Courier (our addresses are on page 2) by Tuesday for Friday’sissue. Events must be open to the public and admission price, if any, must belisted.

HAPPENINGS continued from page 3

Financial Focus

Enjoy your year’s holidayEdward JonesSpecial to the Courier

If you are turning 70-1/2 in2009, you just got a gift fromyour UncleSam.

Specifically,Congresspassed legisla-tion thatallows you topostpone tak-ing requiredminimum dis-tributions, or RMDs, from yourtraditional IRA and your 401(K).

The IRS generally requiresyou to start taking RMDs in theyear in which you turn 70-1/2, orno later than April 1 of the nextyear. However, given currentmarket conditions, the value of

your IRA or 401(K) is probablyconsiderably lower than in earli-er years. So, if you were forcedto take distributions in 2009, youmight have to sell some invest-

ments when theirprice was down.

Under the newlaw, though, youwill now be able toput distributions offuntil the end of2010. So consultwith you tax advi-sor to see if you

can take advantage of this one-year "holiday".

This article was written byEdward Jones for use by Luz EPolcik, your local Edward JonesFinancial Adviser. Luz can bereached at 760-379-1722.

Heights from 4:30 to 8 p.m. Forevery tri-tip dinner you pur-chase, you will get a bribe thatcould win you a $500 shoppingspree in the valley.

• Whiskey Flat Mayor candi-date “Straight Shootin’ CarterCash” will be hosting a bigFamily Day In The Park at Mt.Mesa Park from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m.There will be Bounce Houses,food, horse-drawn carriages,and lots of other fun things.

(The candidate listings are inalphabetical order.)

• The Wofford HeightsCommunity Association will bebenefited by a screening of theclassic movie “Casablanca,” inoriginal black and white, onSaturday, Jan. 17 at 8 p.m. at theReel Cinema. $10 donation. Allticket and raffle sales go towardsa new Wofford Heights welcomesign. Tickets can be purchased atthe Rich Pelletreau Art Gallery at6700 Wofford Blvd., or call 223-1058.

• A fundraiser enchilada din-ner will be held Saturday Jan. 17at 5 p.m. at the Kern ValleyMoose Lodge in Lake Isabella,with door prizes and a raffle.Cost is $8. The event is to help aKVHS student, Clayton Huckaby,afford expenses after beingselected as a student ambassa-dor to China. Get tickets at theJames Sierra Gateway MarketSouthlake or the OnyxEmporium.

• The Compassion Caravanwill again tour the lake toreceive non-perishable fooditems to distribute to local foodbanks and pantries to help the

needy. Monetary donations alsoaccepted. Make checks payableto The Food Pantry, God’sStorehouse or The SalvationArmy – all 501(c)3 non-profitorganizations. Bring items toCircle Park in Kernville 10-10:30a.m.; Wofford Heights PostOffice 10:45-11:15 a.m.; SeniorCenter in Lake Isabella 11:30-noon; Mt. Mesa Market 12:15-12:45 p.m.; Sierra GatewayMarket Southlake 1-1:30 p.m.;South Fork Woman’s Club 1:45-2:15 p.m. Join or leave the car-avam at any stop! Be part of thesolution! Call Al at 376-1546 orHolly at 223-0269.

• Kawaiisu Chapter,Daughters of the AmericanRevolution, is offering agenealogical workshop onSaturday, Jan. 17 at the KernCounty Library in Lake Isabella,beginning at 10 a.m. If you areinterested in learning toresearch your family line, this iswhere you want to be. For fur-ther information, please callChapter Registrar Linda Clark at376-2559.

Sunday, Jan. 18• Come and have breakfast

with Whiskey Flat Mayor candi-date “Bronco Bob” at Cheryl’sDiner in Kernville. All breakfastdishes that include meat will netyou a bribe for Bronco Bob.

• Whiskey Flat Mayor candi-date “Straight Shootin’ CarterCash” will be having a ScotchDouble Bowling tournament atMt. Mesa Lanes. Registration at“High Noon.” Play starts at 1p.m. with cash prizes.

WEEKEND continued from page 1

“Given current marketconditions, the value ofyour IRA or 401(K) is prob-ably considerably lower.”

--Edward Jones

Page 16 Kern River Courier Friday, January 16, 2009

Bob BarnesKern River Courier Columnist

This is the third in a series onKern River Valley's seven wrenspecies.

A cascading song of clearwhistles,startingrapidlythen slow-ing to astop, dra-maticallyannouncesthe pres-ence of aCANYONWREN ona cliff faceor massiverocky areain theKern RiverValley.With itsbrightrufousoverallplumagesetting ofa snow-whitethroat,this 5.75in. longwren isunmistakable when well seen.

The Canyon Wren is both ayear-round resident and nestingspecies in the Kern River Valley.It is much less common thanthe Rock Wren, appearing to be

more habitat specific. Althoughthe Canyon Wren visits rockpiles, it mostly confines itself tomassive rock areas. CanyonWrens and Rock Wrens can befound together in the samearea.

Look forCanyonWrens,going inand out ofrockcrevices, inmany ofthe sameareas asRockWrens.Specificallytry theKern RiverstretchfromIsabellaDam to theend of thesmall rockygorge justbelow theHwy. 155bridge. Asample ofother KRVmassiverock andcliff areas

where Rock Wrens may befound include around IsabellaReservoir, at the end of KernRiver Preserve's MigrantCorner Trail, along Hwy. 178from Weldon to east of

Canebrake, in the lower andupper Kern River Canyon,along Kelso Valley Road, andalong Chimney Peak NationalBackcountry Byway.

The Canyon Wren is a bird ofthe western United States.Overall, its range extends fromsouthwestern British Columbiato southern Mexico.

#3 RECOMMENDED bird IDguide: "Birds of NorthAmerica" a Kaufman FocusGuide written by KennKaufman, 2000.

Until next week, happy and

productive birding.

Reprinted from the Kern RiverCourier, Jan. 20, 2006. BobBarnes, a well-known expert onbirding (and former president ofthe Kern River Valley Chamberof Commerce) now lives inRidgecrest and can be reachedat bbarnes@lightspeed.net

Our thanks to renownednature photographer Bob Steelefor allowing us to use his stun-ning photos. Visit his Web siteat www.bobsteelephoto.com.

Canyon wren is third in series of seven wren species exploredThe Kern River Valley’s Bird World

Bob Steele/Special to the Kern River Courier

The Canyon Wren is found in massive rock piles.

“A cascading songof clear whistles,starting rapidlythen slowing to astop, dramaticallyannounces thepresence of aCANYON WRENon a cliff face ormassive rocky areain the Kern RiverValley. ”

– Bob Barnes

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