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KRAKKING THE KRABBY-PATTY SECRET FORMULA

byAylaandErikLaPort

SpongeBob: Sponge,brightyellow,wearssquarepants.

Disposition: Naive,energeticandalwaysoptimistic.Livesinanunderwaterpineapple.

Eats: KrabbyPatties.

Friends: SeaSnail(Gary),bestfriendsPatricktheStarfishandSandytheSquirrel.

Pastimes: Jellyfishing,bubbleblowing,singing,karateandmakingkrabbypatties.

SpongeBobistheonlyguyIknowwhocanhavefunwithajellyfish,fortwelvehours.

History

of

the

Krabby

Patty

TheKrabbyPattythemostmouthwatering, appetizingfoodinthesevenseas.

Startoff

with

apatty,

grilled

and

juicy,

crisp

undersea

veggies

and

cheese,

and

topped

off

with

secret

sauce

and

some

bun.

Voila!TheKrabbyPatty.

AKrabbyPattyisaburgersoldattheKrustyKrab.ItisthebestknownfoodintheKrustyKrab,andthemostfamous

sandwichinBikiniBottom.Itis,quitesimply,thetastiestsandwichinthesea.Therehavebeenmanyversionsofthe

KrabbyPatty,andtherealformularemainsamystery.ItisrevealedinPattyCaper,thatthesecretingredientseems

tobefromthelettersRtoZ.StartingfromRawandtothelastletterofZ.Itissaidtheingredientisan"S",andis

SecretSauce. NothinggivesSpongeBobmorejoythanmakingtheKrabbyPattyattheKrustyKrabrestaurant.The

followingversionsoftheKrabbyPattyandmanymorehaveappearedinvariousepisodes:

TheOriginalPattyinventedbyMr.Krabs.Ablueprintwasrevealed,whichwehaveacquiredandisshownbelow!

JellyPattyinventedbySpongeBobcontainsjellyfishjelly*asaspecialingredient.

Pretty

Patties

invented

by

SpongeBob

are

just

like

the

Original

Patty,

but

with

food

coloring.

TheKuddlyKrabPattywasn'tevenaKrabbyPatty,ItwaslettuceandtomatoSaladinventedbyPearlKrabs.

KrabbyOMondaysPattyinventedbyCarl,butlittleelseisknownaboutit.

ChumPattyinventedbySheldonJ.Plankton,owneroftheKrustyKrabsmaincommercialrivaltheChumBucket.The

basicrecipeis1)topbun,2)chum,3)bottombun.

Note*: JellyfishJellyissimplyjellyproducedbyJellyfish.SpongeBobwilloccasionallycollectsome,butonlyafulljar.JellyfishJellyis

edible,anditcanbeusedforaPB&JsandwichsubstituteinBikiniBottom(ThepeanutbutterisreplacedwithSeaNutButter).Thejelly's

coloristhecolorofthejellyfish.Noname(renamed"Friend")hasbluejellysquirtedonaKrabbyPattybecauseheisabluejellyfish.Also,

jellyfishproducedifferentflavorsofjelly,dependingonthecolor.Intheepisode:JellyfishJam,itisrevealedthatallJellyfishesarepotty

trainedwhilereadinganewspaper.

IntheGreatPattyCaperepisode,Mr.KrabsgivesSpongeBobtheonlykeytothevaultholdingtheKrabbyPattySecret

Formula,andSpongeBobvowstoguard it.However,assoonasSpongeBobandPatrickboardtheOceanicExpress

traintoretrievetheformula,thekeymysteriouslygoesmissing.Whocouldhavestolenthekey?Wasitthesneaky

Plankton?or

was

it

the

"butler"?

It

was

areal

mystery

with

atwistery!

When

SpongeBob

and

Mr.

Krabs

make

anew

batchofKrabbyPatties,theyrevealthefirstfewingredientsoftheformula,whichareflour,barnacleshavings,sea

saltandturmeric.

NothinggivesPlankton,evilgeniusandowneroftherivalrestauranttheChumBucket,more frustrationthannot

knowingthesecretrecipe.PlanktonspendshiswholeexistenceattemptingtofindouttheKrabbyPattyrecipeand

thatcovetedsecretingredient.Muchhilarityensues,whenhedoeseventuallystealtherecipeonlytofindoutthat

theingredientsarebuns,onions,acupoflove,andfourpoundsofgroundplankton!!!

Thankgoodness,itturnsoutthatthisrecipewasafakejusttoconfusePlankton,andthesecretwasstillsafeuntil

nowthatAylaandErikhavecrackedtherecipethatis!


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Krabby Patty DNA Blueprint

Fluffy Top Seaweed Seed Bun contains flour, barnacle

shavings,seasaltandturmericandseaweedseeds(codefor

flour,spinach,

seaweed

and

sesame

seeds)

Maritimemustard, krusty ketchup, sea tomato, onion and

cheese(cheddarisbest)aregarnishessurprisinglysimilarto

thekindLandLubbersuseontheirburgers.

Sealettuceissecretcodeforoakleafspinach.

TopSecretKrabbyPattyformulabelow...

TopSecretSeaweedSeedBunformulabelow

Top-Secret Seaweed Seed Bun formula(alwaysmadefirst)

30g butter

2tsp sugar

300ml milk

1tsp driedyeast

Bigbunch

oak

leaf

spinach

Atinybit turmericandsesameseeds(countthem!)

Pinch stillnotsurewhetherseasaltorlandsalt,norwhatorderthesaltandturmericgoin!

1tsp grounddriedseaweedflakes(kelpfries)

450g strongwhiteflour

Adusting cornmeal,fordustingthetable(oryoucanuseflour)

1.

Throwinalltheingredientstomakethedough.Putthemixtureintoamixerandaddtheflourandsalt.Keepinthemixer

foragood10minutes.

2.

Then,leaveyourdoughtorestinanicewarmplacefor30minutes.Whenitsrisen,justadmirethegreenfleckeddough

forawhile.

3. Then,dustyoursurfacewithcornmealandstretchthedoughout;youwantitabouthalfaninchthick.

4.

Sprinklesesame

seeds

and

more

cornmeal

on

top

of

the

dough

and

using

around

cutter

cut

out

the

muffins.

5. Heatafryingpanuntilhotthendryfrythemuffinsfor5minutesoneachsideuntiltheyarecrispandgolden.


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Top-Secret Krabby Patty Formula

Mr.KrabshastheKrabbyPattySecretFormulawrittendownonapieceofpaper.

Hekeepsthepaperrolledupandinsideabottle.Thehiddenlocationofthebottlechangesconstantly.

ThisisbecauseMr.KrabsneedstokeeptheFormulahiddenfromPlankton.

OncePlanktondiscoversthelocationoftheFormula,Mr.Krabsneedstochangeit.

Originallycalledthe"BarnacleBurger"orthe"KrustyPatty",theKrabbyPattysecretformulaisentrustedonlytothose

whoareloyalenoughtohideitfromevildoerslikePlankton.Intheepisode"KrustyKrabTrainingVideo,"bylooking

attheKrabbyPatty,youcouldseeitsingredients.Thereislettuce,cheese,abeefpatty,andatomato.However,in

thecartoonversion,itshowsonions,twobeefpatties,andtwoslicesofcheddarcheese,mustard,ketchup,lettuce,

andatomato.Althoughmostofthetimeitjustshowsabeefpattyandlettuce.

Intheepisode"Plankton!theorderoftheingredientsis:Bun,Patty,Cheese,Pickles,Lettuce,Tomato,Onions,Top

Bun(Thisisthefirsttimethelistofingredientsismentioned).

Intheepisode"Pickles",theorderisBun,Patty,Ketchup,Mustard,Pickles,Onions,Lettuce,Cheese,Tomato,TopBun.

TheactualSecretFormulaforaKrabbyPattyhasneverbeenrevealed,butfouringredients(fortheSeaweedSeed

Bun)wasrevealedin"TheGreatPattyCaper:Flour,BarnacleShavings,SeaSaltandTurmeric,althoughSpongeBob

andMr.

Krabs

can't

remember

what

order

the

salt

and

the

turmeric

get

put

in.

In

episode

"Friend

or

Foe",

apinch

of

chumwasadded.Theotherproblem is that theycan't figureout if it is sea saltor land salt.Anotherconfirmed

ingredientislove.TheKrabbyPattyisusuallyorderedwithKelpFriesandasoda.

kilogram crabmeat(imitationisOKbyMr.Krabs),withapinchofchum(mashedshrimp)

2slices wheatbread

1egg beaten

1tbsp homemadegarlicmayonnaise

1tbsp Dijonmustard

pinch stillnotsurewhetherseasaltorlandsalt

pinch groundpinkpeppercorns

1tsp Worcestershiresauce

2tbsp butter

1tsp grounddriedseaweedflakes(kelpfries)

Thesecretingredient:Love(andsecretsauce!)

1.

Putyourcrabintoabowl,beingcarefulnottobreakupthemeattoomuch.

2. Addinthemayonnaise,mustard,salt,pepper,Worcestershiresauce,seaweedflakesandegg.

3.

Mixthoroughly;Shapeintopatties,squeezingouttheexcesswater.

4.

Chillinthefridgefor30minutes.

5.

Useadrizzleofoilandaknobofbutterandfryonbothsidesfor5minutes.


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Secret ingredient Secret Sauce, a.k.a. Tangy Sponge Sauce

(Thesecretingredient,aliquidinthebottlemarkedX,ismostlikelythesecretsaucebelow)

120ml peanutoil

120ml extravirginoliveoil

2eggs (butonlytheyolks)

1clove garlic

1tsp salt(stillnotsurewhetherseasaltorlandsalt!)

some milledblackandpinkpeppertotaste

1tsp redwinevinegar

1. Whiskyoureggs,garlic,andsaltandpeppertogether.

2. Addtheoil,dropbydrop,whiskinginbetween.

3.

Keepaddinguntilalltheoiliscombined.

4.

Ifitgetstoothick,addinsomeofyourvinegartothinitout.

Seaweed Sauce

(InepisodeFriendorFoe,Mr.KrabsrevealsoneoftheingredientsbysayingtoPlankton

"Itwasyouwhoputontoomuchseaweedsauce",indicatingthatthisisaningredientinKrabbyPatties)

3cloves garlic(large)

2cups freshcilantro

cup freshflatleaf(Italian)parsley

cup redwinevinegar

cup oliveoil

optionalpinch driedchiliordropoftabasco(volcanosauce)

WARNING:ifonedoesnothaveaKrabbyPattyafteranextensiveperiod,he/shewillsufferfromKrabbyPattyWithdrawal.If

onedoesnoteataKrabbyPattyduringthewithdrawal,he/shewillmumbleaboutitforthenextthreeandahalfminutes.Krabby

Pattywithdrawal isduetothinkingoftheKrabbyPatty,whichcausesseveretummyaches.DonteventhinkabouttheDeluxe,

DoubleDeluxe,TriplePattyDeluxeorMonsterversionsoftheKrabbyPatty!Thesehavebeenknowntocausedisorientationorthe

consumerwillgetveryfatinthethighareaandexplode.ThishappenedtoSquidwardin"JustOneBite"episode,whenhebroke

intothePattyVaultandatetoomanyKrabbyPattiesatonce.SmalleatersshouldstaywiththeKrustyKidsMealorPipsqueak

Patty.

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