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laugh It UP

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: There were :. .

: three men on a:I

: hill with theirI

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: first man threw lI

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:down the hill and it broke. :. .I I

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.The second man threwi his watch down the hillI

:and broke it.

:The third man threw his:watch down the hill,I

:walked all the way to the:bottom and caught it.

:The other two men wereI

:puzzled and asked the:third man how he did it.I

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:The third man said, "Easy, ::My watch is 5 minutes:SIOW!"I

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"Agood time to laugh is any time youcan." '"Linda Ellerbee-

Submit your jokes!Hyou would like to submit clean &

family friendly jokes to be placed in the Laugh It UpSection of the OgdenSun. Please email them to ogdencommunitycenter@ogden-ks.gov or

bring them by the Ogden Community Center by the 15th of each month!

There were three fathers to be in ahospital waiting room, waiting for theirbabies to be born.

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The first nurse comes out and tells the '~.-/". ..,,-J

I first father, "congratulations you're the father of twins!"He sais, "Great! I am the manager for the MinnesotaTwins."

The second nurse comes out and tells the second fa-ther, "Congratulations you're the father of triplets!" Hesays, "That's cool! I work for 3M."

The third nurse comes out and asks, "Where's the thirdfather?"

One of the fathers said, "Oh he jumped out the window."

The nurse asks, "Why?"

He replied, "He works for Seven Up!"

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