THE LEGAL JOKE SUB -COMMITTEE PRESENTS

ALL SCIPTS WRITTEN AND DEVISED BY THE CAST WITH ADDITIONAL FxATERIAL FBOM : Kate Smallwood David Prentice Andrew Maj Michael Colder Dominic Hickey Sue 01b Tim Hartnett Mark Williams

LAW REVUE 1984

DIRECTED m ALAN PENTLAND Melbourne University Law Revue 1984 UNION THEATRE Proudly Sponsored by COOPERS NATURALLY BREWED ALES AND STOUTS .

THE BOLTS r Directed lay ALAN PENTLAND Produced DEIRDRE OSBORNE'& TOM GLEISNER Publi c i t y hy MARTIN KARAFPA Musical Direction liy MICHAEL WESTLAKE Choreography by DEIRDRE OSBORNE Stage Manager LIZ PAIN Lighting designed by STEPHEN HOWELL Sound by CARL SORGER Films by TOM JORDAN Set Design by ANTHONY DIMASE Set Construction by BRBNDON KENNEDY Costumes designed and constructed by KAYLENE LADD & DEIRDRE OSBORNE (Artwork by DANNI GALVIN ) Props by KATE SMALLWOOD

THE SHIFTER SPANNERS : Mick Hartnett Tim Hartnett Richard H i l l Ben K i l l e r b y James Bathurst Simon Capp David Cherry Mark Daniell Andrew Edwards Paul Hayes (Pro j e c t i o n i s t ; Martin Karaffa )

FRONT -OF -MADHOUSE : Angela Bakopanos Vas Eliades Lee Formica Maria Hehir Peter Keogh Andrew Maj Helen Mason Peter Nankivell Sue 01b Prue Sligo Kate Smallwood Rosalyn Walker

ACT ONE ACT TWO

REJECTS -Dominic , Justine SWAT SQUAD-The Cast IT*S SO PREDICTABLE -David SCREWLOOSE -The Cast EXCUSES , EXCUSES -Deirdre .Dominic SCOTTISH ACCENTS -Con ,Magda* jon FAMOUS FIVE-Libbi , Andrew M. Dominic

Justine ,Fiona Mc POLICE PUNK -James ,Jon , Fiona Mc

Tom EAHTH SNAP -Andrew P. Andrew M. NORTH COBURG SHAKESPEARE -Con ,Dominic ,Deirdre ,

Tom C.E.S LIMBO -Clare ,Andrew P. STAR CBOOK -Jon ,James , Andrew M.

Dominic ,Libbi BABIES -Fiona Mc ,Con OBLIGATORY COOPERS AD -Jon .Andrew M.

Dominic SUITCASES t . -*!argie .Andrew P. LOVE MB LOVE MY BAG -Magda .Clare SUITCASES 2. - Margie , Andrew P, DUET FOR ONE -David .Libbi HANDSHAKE JIVE -Jon .Dominic SUITCASES 3. ^laxgie .Andrew P. ALLO -Jon .Fiona S, THEATRE BUFF - Andrew P. BACK POCKET -Tom ROMAN PUNISHMENT -Libbi .Con .Jon

Dominic .Andrew M. CARNIVORE -Deirdre .Andrew P. James SMASH-A-MATIC -Jon LORD I S MY SHEPHERD -Margie .Fiona S.

Justine .Libbi . Clare .Andrew P.

THE GOOD .THE BAD . & THE ITALIAN SOLE DANCE -The Cast (Music-G.Woront-DIRECTOfiS -The Cast schak.)

WELCOME -David THE GRAND YABBIE -Con .Justine .Fiona S

Deirdre FALL-OUT SHELTER - Jon .Clare .Justine

Andrew P. Libbi . James, ^"argie

LIBERAL PARTY LEADERS -Libbi .Dominic Con .Andrew M.

TESTAMONIAL 1.-James .Andrew P. KHARMIC CLEANSER -Jon .David MONSTER MOVIE - Film ON THE COUCH - Tom .Justine ROMAN OARSMEN -Jon .Andrew P. Clare HOOKED ON BOOKS -Magda TIP -TOE -The Gals . BELIEF IN,,.. -Tom .Clare .Dominic MONSTER MOVIE 2. - Film ON THE COUCH 2. - Tom .Justine TESTAMONIAL 2, - David ,Jon VIGO AND RICHARD - Deirdre .Tom WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP SINGLES - Con .Margie .Dominic SOME KINDS OF LOVE -Magda INITIATION -James .Deirdre and The Cast YABBIE RAP -The Cast (Original music by George Worontschak )

.THE BANDSAWS,

SYNTHESIZERS : Michael Westlak* PIANO : Matthew Hicks BASS : Michael Roe DRUMS : B i l l Wall GUITAR : Charles TRUMPET : Peter Knight TENOR SAX : Grant Beard

•Jnterval of 15 minuteg* ,THE NUTS,

JONATHAN CARAPETIS CLARE FLORENCE DAVID GIBSON TOM GLEISNER LIBBI GORR JUSTINE HANCOCK CON KELIAS MARGARET KIRBY

FIONA McCLEOD JAMES LANGLEY ANDREW MOYLE DEIRDRE OSBORNE ANDREW PLANT FIONA SKINNER MAGDA SZUBANSKI DOMINIC TRINDADE

WITH SPECIAL THANKS TO : Sue 01b ,George Worontschak Recording Studios , Mr and Mrs P. Walker , Tim Hartnett ,Peter Keogh ,

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