life’s journey through the absurd told with sophistication and wise-ass humor
DESCRIPTION
David's stories are engaging, entertaining, and full of both true and embellished historical facts. Growing up during the depression as a Jewish boy with an Arabic-sounding name, in what he describes as a dysfunctional family environment, gave him a ton of fodder for his stories.TRANSCRIPT
Life’s Journey Through the
Absurd Told With Sophistication and
Wise-Ass Humor
BACK TO THE FUTURE
“NO I Haven’t Changed a Bit In FIFTY Years!”
BOLD ENDEAVORS
“This Began My Career as a Collector’s Item…
CRIME & PUNISHMENT
DIAMOND MEMORIES
The Towhead Was Me
EAT YOUR HEART OUT
DONALD TRUMP
FRAUD ON THE HIGH SEAS
FROM CRANIAL TO ANAL RETENTION
HONESTY IS THE WORST POLICY
HYPOCHONDRIACS OF THE WORLD UNITE
JUST BITCHING & MOANING
“The shortest
distance between
two points is a
straight line”
LORD OF THE ZINGS
MOUTH SANS BRAIN
ODE TO NERDHOOD
PLAGUE WITHOUT LOCUSTS
RESTAURANT ROWS
And More Stories Like:
THE PENIS DIALOGUES
STRANGER AT THE DOOR
SEMITES IN ¾ TIME
THE ADVENTURES OF MARCO SAHUD
And Even MORE…
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