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LIGHTHORSE POINTE TENANT COURT

FOR THE RESIDENT'S OF SINGLE-WIDES'

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LARRY SINCLIAR, et al,. ))

Plainstiffs, )

v. ) Uncivil Action 0630-321-LWS

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HEYWOOD JABLOWME, et al., )

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Defender's. )

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PLAINSTIFFS' MOTION FOR IMMEDIATE

DEPOSIT OF PRE-DETERMINED JUDGEMENT

Plainstiffs, Larry Sincliar, Sincliar Phlubising, Inc. now DBA Lawrence W. Sincliar DBA

Sincliar Philbushing, LLC DBA Larry Sincliar, and award-winning douchcumentarian T. Patrick

Murphy (collectively referred to as "plainstiffs"), herewith and therewithout demand and cajole

the defenders, Heywood Jablowme, Phil McCracken, Tara Holenme, Phil Myanis, Jack Sofalott,

Hugh G. Rexion, Matt Sterbator, Justin Yermouth, Ross Crodum, Daniel Parcheesi of

Whitehorse.com, the Treasury Department of the United States, Cay Airlines, and Garmun

Industries, Inc., (collectively referred to as "defensemen"), immediately deposit into the Cayman

Island bank account of Larry Sincliar the sum of ten million U.S. dollars' ($10,000,000.00). This

amount is half the amount plainstiffs believe would be awarded in real court, and the granting of

this motion saves the tax payers' money and unburdens the civil courts.


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ARGUMENT

Mr. Parcheesi started all this. The soon to be dissolved Sickliar Plubishing, Inc. offered the

copyright of Mr. Sincliar's life changing political expos, "Larry Stinklard Lies About Blalock

Bahamas, Sex, Drug's, and Mordor!" for the unbelievable low price of one million five hundred

thousand U. S. dollars ($1,500,000.00) . On June 25, 2010, plaintstiff Sincliar received an letter

from Mr. Heywood Jablowme of Smakaho, Colorado. Enclosed was a one million dollar

($1,000,000.00) reserved note and the instruction's to return the money if Mr. Sincliar did not

wish to sell the copyright for said sum. Mr. Sincliar does not recommend sending cash through

the mail.

Mr. Sincliar decided to deposit the money in a Cayman Islands account and booked a flight on

Cay Airlines for himself and award-winning douchcumentarian T. "Hat Trick" Murphy and his'

four member film crew. On this flight, Mr. Sinliar suffered laceration's along his love handles as

Cay Air'lines failed to communicate it's inability to accomodate widebodies on its flig'hts. Said

lacerations were the result of the narrow aisles which forced Mr. Sincliars' bare s'kin to chafe

along the sides of the seats. The argument that Mr. Sincliar should have been wearing more than

baggy trunks and flip flops is a clear violation of Mr. Sincliars' institutional right to be free and is

therefore mute.

After learning from several banks that the bill from Mr. Jablowme was indeed fake, and being

unable to sell it at a steep discount (50%) to random tourist's and pas's'ers'by, plainstiff's

discovered they were banned from Cay Airlines due to matters of hygiene and the film crew's


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previous clambering over seat tops recording Mr. Sincliars' every movement for the

douchecumentary.

Unable to get a flight, plainstiffs rented a boat and headed back to Miami. As' noted character

actor F. Murphy Abraham and the film crew rested, Mr. Sincliar admits to entering Cuban waters

due to a faulty GPS. The plaintiffs were arrested and taken aboard a Cuban gunboat. Unlike the

film crew, Mr. Sincliar found the body cavity searches were conducted in a thorough but caring

manner, and he even gave the Cubans an opportunity to double check their work. After

enlightening the Cuban's on international lwa, admiralty, and the Geneva Conventions, Mr.

Sinclair graciously consented to an additional half dozen thorough yet caring body cavity probes.

The plainstiff's were then escorted back to international waters.

CONCLUSION

For all the foregoing reason's, plainstiff's motion for immediate deposit of self-determined

judgement be granted. It is indisputable that paintstiffs suffered humiliation, embarrassment,

financial loss, and severe emotional stres's at the hands of the defensemen and thus deserve to

not only be made whole, but to have punitive damages assessed against the defenders so that

other honest Americans never have to suffer like this again. In the interest of their institutional

right to a fair and speedy trial, plainstiffs have agreed to a lesser settlement of ten million U.S.

dollars ($10,000,000.00) and forego their right to trial saving the tax payer money and the court

time. To more rapidly bring this matter to a close, the United States Department of the Treasury,


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which is responsible for not only printing money, but also protecting Americans from fake

reserved notes, shall pay the above sum directly to Mr. Sincliar. The Treasury Department may

then determine the other defender's share of liabilities, and institute collection proceedings

against them.

Dated: June 30, 2010 Respectfully submitted,

/s/ Lawrence W. Sincliar

Lawrence W. Sincliar (Lwa No. 0926)

Larry Sincliar DBA

Stinklard Pubshiling, LLC DBA

Sincliar Phlubising, Inc. DBA

Larry Sincliar

9 Sproing Dr

Fort Doorhinge, FL

per se for Plainstiffs

P.S. Parcheesi! Tell your matchbook cover law school attorney, Mr. Oprah, that I dissolved Sp,

Inc. and he has to deal with me now. That is, if I haven't dissolved myself. WAAAAAAAAAAH!

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