looking at hollywood with ed sullivan · 2009. 10. 14. · step andmounted itincircuitous fashion....

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Looking at Hollywood with Ed Sullivan Shearer trapped in a bluing room? Or Merle Oberon wres- tling to a finish with" the clutch- ing hand "? No, I'm afraid that the 1938 heroine is too, too ef- feminate. That goes for all of them, doggone it. Carole Lom- bard, product of the rough-and- ready Mack Sennett girls, is the only one left who could handle a custard pie. The softening of the movie heroines traces back to the door- steps of two estimable Iadles-> (1) Theda Bara and (2) Pola Negri. Miss Bara was a plush- lined heroine with ideas. Untll her entrance sex appeal was a rough-and-ready, slam-bang af- fair. Miss Bara reasoned that the half-nelson technique of her rivals was sllly. So Theda brought the Slink to pictures. The slink was a voluptueus walk or shuffie designed to bring the heroine from a spot ten feet away fro m the hero. Miss Bara's slink was .a deliberate process. Instead of slinking straight at the hero, she moved sort of on the bias. Agreeing with the mathematicians that the shortest distance between two points is a straight line, Theda traveled the long way, to build up the suspense. She'd fasten her eyes on the hero, you see, and then start for him on a zigzag route. There was plain or garden variety lust in her big brown eyes, mind you, and as she slunk forward. you could See the hero registering fear. You knew from his closeup that he knew he was a dead pigeon. He was right. and the novelty of it captivated audiences. They'd hiss Valen- tino the first time he made a pass at her, and then be heartlly sorry that Valentino was de- terred by Miss Ayres' pleas. Young America copied the Ayres defense for years; Agnes had every young Romeo of the country in a dither. Marlene Dietrich, of the mod- ems, simply streamlined the Theda Bara and Pola Negri tech- nique. As an additional asset, Dietrich's legs were more captl- vating, and when in doubt she'd lift the hem. of her skirt and ex- pose her supports, which were architecturally sound. But actu- ally Dietrich was a throwback to the Theda Bara slink and the Negri come-htther look. Hedy La Marr, who wlll be the newest sensation of the films, is also from the Theda Bara school, as you wlll see when you see ••Algiers." Evi- dently Theda and Pola had some- thing there, as the saying goes. Pola N~ recline. with a come·hither look. cmd BeaU Rathbone demon. •lrate. what happeDII when" A Womcm Co~cmda "--er 1832picture. Agile. Ayre. in a dariDO mood that belie. her .ure - fire clin9ing. yine atyle. What!! No Amazons Today? of stress, Theda was swaying in front of him. Being a gentleman of the old school, there was only one thing Mark could do. He breathed heavily, and Theda knew it wasn't asthma. Women are in- tuitive that way. The rest is celluloid history. The sIink scored its first important vie- tory, and from then on heroines stopped leaping to and from railroad trains and substituted the old allure. Pola Negri im.· proved a bit on the Theda Bara technique. Miss Negri brought the couch to the movie screens. She ~as a bobber and weaver, more' on the style of Dempsey, and she always bobbed and weaved to a couch, where she would collapse and eye the hero in speculative fashion. She was the first of the Come- Hither Look school, j ust as Theda Bara was the first of the Don't -Make-a·Move-Until-I-Get· There academy. The main dls- tinction between the two schools of thought was that Pola Negri was a counter- puncher and Theda believed that a great at- tack was the better strategy. They both did very well, so it is difficult to say which was more etrective. In contrast to their brazen- ness, Agnes Ayres brought to the movies the Clinging Vine appro ach. When Valentino made passes at her Agnes re- pulsed him coldly. His ruthless- ness was dismayed by her Aprll shower tears. She leaped like a cat from his embraces, threat- ened to commit suicide if "you so much as lay a finger on me, you beast." The movies had never seen this type of heroine, Today'. exponent of the lara·Negri "hool of c:ome.hither-Hedy·J.a Marr. Britannia Still Rules the Waves By ED SULIJVAN Hollywood, Cal. I N CONTRAsT to Pearl White, Ruth Roland, Mabel Normand, Agnes Ayres, and other hardy heroines of what might be described as the crino- line era or epoch of the silent .movtes, your 1938 movie heroine lives the life of Rellly, the fabled Gaelic gentleman whose life was so etrortless and pleasant that he has gone down into history as a synonym for lush leisure. It seems only yesterday, and perhaps it was, that Pearl White was jumping from speeding ratl- road trains, that Ruth Roland was being trapped in a burning tenement house, that Mabel Nor- mand was being hit in the eye with a custard pie, that Agnes Ayres was being pursued by mean camels across meaner des- erts. They were heroines cut from the whole cloth of adven- ture. Those were the days when the women of the movies had within them the same fierce flame that distinguished the plo- neer women who trudged along the Oregon trall and who mowed down Indian marauders with ~lat, if not downright aplomb. Survey your modern movie heroines and weep for the good old Amazonian days when the ladies of the cinema talked basso. Can you picture Luise Rainer leaping from a. rallway bridge to a speeding train? Or Norma (Continued from pUge one.) at the southern extremity of the Malay penlnsula, and tracing a zigzag line in a westerly direc- tion toward the canal, one will note in strategic positions the following cities: Rangoon in Burma, Trincoma· lee and Colombo in Ceylon, Bom- bay in India, Aden in Arabia, and Port Sudan in the Anglo- Egyptian Sudan. At all of these are British naval bases. Those at Colombo and Bombay are defended. In addition, out in the Indian ocean, also defending the approach to the eastern door of the Medlter- ranean, is a fortified British naval base at Port Louis on the island of Mauritius. There is a base at Suez, at the southern end of the canal, and another at Port Said, at the northern end. Planted squarely on the route from Suez to the east and com- .manding the mouth of the Gulf of Aden is the British-controled island of Socotra, which is pro- vided with several safe anchor- ages. It is conceivable t hat Great Britain might utilize this island as a naval base, so stra- tegic is its position. Little chance a hostile power would have of salling a fieet out of the Mediterranean by the way of the Suez canal, the Red sea, and the Indian ocean.: It would have to run too formidable a gantlet. Not only does Great Britain ~ntrol the approaches to the Mediterranean, but it also maln- tains a defended naval base on the island of Malta, almost in the middle of the sea that popu- lar opinion has been allotting to the domination of Italy. Whether or not Italy actually could control the Mediterranean in a war with Great Britain, however, is a debatable subject. Even two years hence, under the present building program, Italy will have only six capital ships in commission and two on the ways. By that time the British will have seventeen similar war vessels in service' and three under construction. In other types of craft Great Britain's navy today overshadows that of Italy in about the same proper- tant natural resources, petro .leum,iron ore, and wheat. These are resources that become dou- bly important in times of eon- flict, but they represent only three items in a long list of com- modities that a nation must pos- sess in order to wage a success- ful war. 011 is essential to the opera, tion of a modern navy. Iron Is the principal requirement of arms factories. Wheat is a food staple, the maln ingredient of bread for the feeding of the pop. ulatlon. Italy is almost totally deficient within its own territories in pe- troleum, copper, coal, cotton, rubber, nickel, chromite, and tungsten, all of which are neces- sary in war. It produces only 15 per cent of its requirements of manganese. Its iron produc- tion, although on the increase, still is far behind its needs. ·It is greatly dependent upon ror- eign lands for war materials of almost every kind, its gold re- 11.t±l:'f:'" serves are closely approaching the vanishing point, and where could it turn for credit? Obviously not to Germany, at the moment looked upon as its natural ally, for the Germans are not in a position to lend. In a war between the British and the Italians the first named, holding Gibraltar and the Suez canal, should be able to base alr fleets and destroyer and subma- rine fieets on the north coast of Egypt and harass Italian ship- ping in the direction of the Dar- danelles. To the west Italy would have not only Great Brit- ain jo contend with but also France, assuming, of course, that the British and the French would be allied in a war such as this. Even conceding t hat Italy might retain control of the Med· iterranean, which is doubtful, it still would be in a desperate 4itu. ation. The British, if necessary, could send their orient-bound commerce around the southern tip of Africa, a slow but safe route, completely isolate the Mediterranean, and slowly ren- der Italy destitute of the essen- tials of war. Where in this picture would be Germany, whose territory now touches t hat of Italy? There could be free passage of goods, arms, and men between Germany and Italy, but Ger- many on the north would be in a still tighter place as regards the sea than Italy on the south. Germany's fleet, which does not compare with its World war fieet, would have its hands full defending the Baltic. It could not go to the aid of Italy in the Mediterranean. Even during the great war, when the kaiser's navy was the world's second best, Germany's activities at sea, omitting the deadly submarine, were greatly restricted. The German fieet made an excellent showing at the battle of Jutland, but it never again dared accept the risk of a fight. Great Britain rules the waves of Europe today, .just as it did during those trying times of twenty years ago. The Th.dcr lara nraion of the c:ome·hither-a la Cleopatra. ee• In "Cleopatra" Theda Bara brought the slink to its highest common denominator. Brought to Mark Antony as a prisoner, Theda took one look and sized him up as qUicklyand accurately as Joe Louis diagnosed the weak- nesses of Max Schmeling. Her assignment, howe'lJ'er,was much more difficult, as Mark was stt- ting on his throne, three steps above floor level. My blood turns hot and cold at the recol- lection of her masterly strategy. She shuffied adroitly to the first step and mounted it in circuitous fashion. She side-slipped to the left, feinted' to the right, and now was on step two. It was the second down and one to go, Other teams might have tried a forward pass or a slice through tackle, but not Theda. She bust- ed right through center, and be- fore Mark Antony could say "Signor Jack Robinson," which was a phrase he used in moments Mabel Normcmd .uffen for her art with Fatty Arbuckle. Pearl White ahriDb from the yU. laiD'. iDIIidioua inYlte. (Acm. photo.) A Britah .ubmariDe of the newe.t type. V.i«:e .f .I.e ~.,..,ie F DD Letters published in this department should be written on one side of the paper_ If you wish a personal reply please inclose a stamped, self-addressed envelope, tions, and will continue thus to overshadow it in 1940. Only in submarines has Italy the greater number, but a large majority of these are small vessels construct- ed for coastal operations. By 1940 under present plans the British will have 39 large sub- marines and 33 small ones, While the Italians will have 11 large and 95 small undersea craft. ••Show Boat," who went completely insane in ••Theodora Goes Wild" and" The Awful Truth," How disappointing! There's Errol Flynn. (Every one else has been mentioning him, so I might as well, too.) The same chap who set the gals' pulses on fire in ••Captain Blood" and de- lighted the ••drahmer" loving audiences in ••Green Light" and ••The Charge of the Light Brigade." There he was, as somebody put it, capering around wrapped up in blankets In ••The Perfect SpecImen." How disgusting! There's Katharine HepbUrn, with" Little Women," If Morning Glory," and ••Stage Door," all jewels, to her credit, running around with the back gone from her eve- ning gown in "Bringing Up Baby," How . killingly funny! There are any number ot other ones, too, but for pity's sake why go on? When Laurel and Hardy or the Marx brothers or Jack Benny appear on the screen I settle down happily with the prospect of a funny evening in store, but when along comes a serious actor with a silly glint in his eye and intently bent on making a fool of himself, one can be pretty sure there'll be some illusions shattered before the lights come on again. Comedy itself is grand, but all I can say is, If I ever see Paul Muni or Norma Shearer or Herbert Marshall entering the comedy field--! Well, producers have been shot before. Sincerely yours, D. P. EVERETT. P. S .....:.Whentalking about comedies why always drag in the inane antics of Nelson Eddy on that Sunday night broadcast? You started it, Phillips. Editor's note: Guess I'd better keepout of tMs. Dear Miss Tin~: Could you tell us Norma Shearer's next picture and who she plays with? She was always our fav~lte ac- tress, Wonder if she is going to quit the movies? Thanks a lot. Yours sincerely, L. M. S. and W. H. S. P. S.-Could you squeeze this in your column, and squeeze. in a picture of Anita Lou i s e, Holly. wood's most beau- tifUl blonde? What is her next picture? Editor's note: "Mqne Antoinette" is the title of Norma. Shearer's ne~t film. Tyrone Power plays the male lead. Miss Shearer recently was ch08en to play the r~le Of Scarlett in "Gone with the Wind," which goes in production ne~t winter. Anita Louise's ne~t picture is "My Bm." Others in the cast are Kay Francis, John Litel, and Bonita GranviUe. friends who had seen It. More recently I have seen If The Baroness and the Butler," Annabella's first American-made picture. I have heard many say they thoroughly enjoyed Annabella In this vehicle (no or- fense to William Powell), so I wonder if the local theaters would give their patrons a break by showIng "Wil}gs of the Morn. ing" once again. I'm sure It would be their gain. Many thanks, Miss Tln~e, for your splen- did column. Sincerely, C. R. K. P. S.-I would appreciate It if you will find room for this article in your column. Editor's note: Happy to obligeyou with the ",'oom." Perhaps ezhibitor8 wiU do likewise with the picture. Thank YOU! ally detracts from Mr. Gable's popularity. Mr. Gable found success after much hard work, without the aid of being coupled with another who had already achieved fame. -Then, too, the two men are of such eon- trastlng types that it seems foolish to class them together. Hoping you'll let me try again, I am Yours truly, LOUISE RUSSER~. P. S.-Could you tell me if Jon Hall, who gave such a splendid performance in If Hur- ricane," is going to be in another picture, and when? Thank you. Editor's note: Indeed, 1 hope you win "try again!' JonHaU is 8cheduZed to play the maZelead in another romantic South SeaisZandfiZm-production to start some time nezt winte, . eee Italy is strong in the air, but so are Great Britain, France, Germany, and Russia. Italy's first ·.line airplanes, of which there are said to be approximate- ly 1,400, are more modern in the main than those of France, but scarcely as modern as those of Great Britain. France is said to have 1,500 first-line aircraft and Great Britain 1,.800. The aerial services of Germany and Rtissia are comparable with those of the other three powers, but various figures as to the air strength of the two last-named nations are extremely confiicting. Some re- ports go so far as to give Ger- many and Russia an appreciable edge in the air over the other European powers. Conceding that Italy is strong in the air, unbiased observers are compelled to admit that it is no match for Great Britain on the sea. And this is a story about the control of the sea rather than about the control of the air. The principal map on page one shows the general distribu- tion in Europe and in parts of Asia and Africa of three Impor- Dear Miss T1n~e: I have been reading and enjoying your Sunday columns for several years now, but as yet have not written to .you, because most of my ques- tlons have been answered by oth- er contributors. However, I have not seen any com- ment on my pet peeve, the Clark Gable and Robert Taylor comparl- son. Though I am no judge of act- ing abUity, I do believe that Mr. Gable is so far superior to Mr. Taylor that there is little comparison between the two. To claas the two together was evidently very clever publicity for Mr. Taylor, but in my opinion it seems unfair to underrate such a great star as Mr. Gable and compare him, sometimes almost unfavorably, to a man of far less experience and developed acting ability. It is unfair because It actu- ANITA LOUISE c.ll.d Hoilywood'i mOlt b•• utlful bfond•• My dear Mae Tfn~e: Ed Sullivan was right! The showing of Valentino pictures should stop now! Although I was glad to see him again, the comparative imper- fections of old movie mechanics hampered my enjoyment of the rest of the film. And I had known I must attend during a school morning when young people were not like- ly to be present. They are so afraid ot their emotions, these modern young! Once I dared to ask a young man who was laughing In the wrong place, "Why?" I knew! I won- dered If he did. He could only say, ••Be- cause I know it isn't real." The scene was an Indian scalping a man. Such scenes have been real. This lad couldn't face such realitles without his reassuring ridIcule that they are safely past. They can't face such undiluted sentiment as Valentino stood for,. either. They fear Its power to sway a growing recognition for the need of self-discipline. However poorly evidenced, this is a good sign. Thi!y are this much right-the past Is past. We should let Valentino keep his well earned place among fine traditions. SIncerely, MRS. BEULAH BARKER. Editor's note: 1wonder! Dear Mae T1n4e: What's all this con- troversy going on about the current trend toward zany comedies? Wait for me; I love an argument. So the Misses PhillIps and Dayton would like to do away with comedy aIto&,ether! They should remem- ber that all Muni and no Ritz make Johnny Q. Public a dull audience. A &,oodlaugh is &,oodfor us all. And also he's a noble fellow who devotes his lifoe to makina' this hanfed old world laugh. The main trOUble, hpwever, with this comedy cycle is that too many of the wrong people are doing it. Let's look at the record. There's the lovely Irene Dunne, the same one who gave u. Sabra in "Cimarron" and the ever- memorable Magnolia 10 JON HALL With Dorothy Lemour In "Th. Hurrle.n •••• Dear Miss T1n4e: Quite some time ago I had the good fortune to see a foreign· made picture entitled "Wings of the Morning," starring Annabella and Henry Fonda. I raved about it for weeks on end, but could not find any among my

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Page 1: Looking at Hollywood with Ed Sullivan · 2009. 10. 14. · step andmounted itincircuitous fashion. She side-slippedto the left, feinted' to the right, and now was on step two. It

Looking at Hollywoodwith Ed SullivanShearer trapped in a bluingroom? Or Merle Oberon wres-tling to a finish with" the clutch-ing hand "? No, I'm afraid thatthe 1938 heroine is too, too ef-feminate. That goes for all ofthem, doggone it. Carole Lom-bard, product of the rough-and-ready Mack Sennett girls, is theonly one left who could handlea custard pie.The softening of the movie

heroines traces back to the door-steps of two estimable Iadles->(1) Theda Bara and (2) PolaNegri. Miss Bara was a plush-lined heroine with ideas. Untllher entrance sex appeal was arough-and-ready, slam-bang af-fair. Miss Bara reasoned thatthe half-nelson technique of herrivals was sllly. So Thedabrought the Slink to pictures.The slink was a voluptueus walkor shuffie designed to bring theheroine from a spot ten feetaway fro m the hero. MissBara's slink was .a deliberateprocess. Instead of slinkingstraight at the hero, she movedsort of on the bias. Agreeingwith the mathematicians thatthe shortest distance betweentwo points is a straight line,Theda traveled the long way, tobuild up the suspense. She'dfasten her eyes on the hero, yousee, and then start for him ona zigzag route. There was plainor garden variety lust in her bigbrown eyes, mind you, and asshe slunk forward. you could Seethe hero registering fear. Youknew from his closeup that heknew he was a dead pigeon. Hewas right.

and the novelty of it captivatedaudiences. They'd hiss Valen-tino the first time he made apass at her, and then be heartllysorry that Valentino was de-terred by Miss Ayres' pleas.Young America copied the

Ayres defense for years; Agneshad every young Romeo of thecountry in a dither.Marlene Dietrich, of the mod-

ems, simply streamlined theTheda Bara and Pola Negri tech-nique. As an additional asset,Dietrich's legs were more captl-vating, and when in doubt she'dlift the hem. of her skirt and ex-pose her supports, which werearchitecturally sound. But actu-ally Dietrich was a throwbackto the Theda Bara slink and theNegri come-htther look.Hedy La Marr, who wlll be

the newest sensation of thefilms, is also from the ThedaBara school, as you wlll seewhen you see ••Algiers." Evi-dently Theda and Pola had some-thing there, as the saying goes.

Pola N~ recline. with a come·hither look. cmd BeaU Rathbone demon.• lrate. what happeDII when" A Womcm Co~cmda "--er 1832 picture.

Agile. Ayre. in a dariDO mood thatbelie. her .ure - fire clin9ing. yine

atyle.What!! NoAmazons

Today?

of stress, Theda was swaying infront of him.Being a gentleman of the old

school, there was only one thingMark could do. He breathedheavily, and Theda knew itwasn't asthma. Women are in-tuitive that way. The rest iscelluloid history. The s Ii n kscored its first important vie-tory, and from then on heroinesstopped leaping to and fromrailroad trains and substitutedthe old allure. Pola Negri im.·proved a bit on the Theda Baratechnique. Miss Negri broughtthe couch to the movie screens.She ~as a bobber and weaver,more' on the style of Dempsey,and she always bobbed andweaved to a couch, where shewould collapse and eye the heroin speculative fashion.She was the first of the Come-

Hither Look school, j u s t asTheda Bara was the first of theDon't -Make-a·Move -Until-I-Get·There academy. The main dls-tinction between the two schoolsof thought was that Pola Negriwas a counter- puncher andTheda believed that a great at-tack was the better strategy.They both did very well, so it isdifficult to say which was moreetrective.In contrast to their brazen-

ness, Agnes Ayres brought tothe movies the Clinging Vinea p pro a c h. When Valentinomade passes at her Agnes re-pulsed him coldly. His ruthless-ness was dismayed by her Aprllshower tears. She leaped likea cat from his embraces, threat-ened to commit suicide if "youso much as lay a finger on me,you beast." The movies hadnever seen this type of heroine,

Today'. exponent of the lara·Negri "hool of c:ome.hither-Hedy·J.a Marr.

Britannia Still Rules the WavesBy ED SULIJVANHollywood, Cal.

IN CONTRAsT to PearlWhite, Ruth Roland, MabelNormand, Agnes Ayres, and

other hardy heroines of whatmight be described as the crino-line era or epoch of the silent.movtes, your 1938 movie heroinelives the life of Rellly, the fabledGaelic gentleman whose life wasso etrortless and pleasant thathe has gone down into history asa synonym for lush leisure.It seems only yesterday, and

perhaps it was, that Pearl Whitewas jumping from speeding ratl-road trains, that Ruth Rolandwas being trapped in a burningtenement house, that Mabel Nor-mand was being hit in the eyewith a custard pie, that AgnesAyres was being pursued bymean camels across meaner des-erts. They were heroines cutfrom the whole cloth of adven-ture. Those were the days whenthe women of the movies hadwithin them the same fierceflame that distinguished the plo-neer women who trudged alongthe Oregon trall and who moweddown Indian marauders with~lat, if not downright aplomb.Survey your modern movie

heroines and weep for the goodold Amazonian days when theladies of the cinema talkedbasso.Can you picture Luise Rainer

leaping from a. rallway bridgeto a speeding train? Or Norma

(Continued from pUge one.)at the southern extremity of theMalay penlnsula, and tracing azigzag line in a westerly direc-tion toward the canal, one willnote in strategic positions thefollowing cities:Rangoon in Burma, Trincoma·

lee and Colombo in Ceylon, Bom-bay in India, Aden in Arabia,and Port Sudan in the Anglo-Egyptian Sudan.At all of these are British

naval bases. Those at Colomboand Bombay are defended. Inaddition, out in the Indian ocean,also defending the approach tothe eastern door of the Medlter-ranean, is a fortified Britishnaval base at Port Louis on theisland of Mauritius. There is abase at Suez, at the southern endof the canal, and another at PortSaid, at the northern end.Planted squarely on the route

from Suez to the east and com-.manding the mouth of the Gulfof Aden is the British-controledisland of Socotra, which is pro-vided with several safe anchor-ages. It is conceivable t hatGreat Britain might utilize thisisland as a naval base, so stra-tegic is its position.Little chance a hostile power

would have of salling a fieet outof the Mediterranean by the wayof the Suez canal, the Red sea,and the Indian ocean.: It wouldhave to run too formidable agantlet.

Not only does Great Britain~ntrol the approaches to theMediterranean, but it also maln-tains a defended naval base onthe island of Malta, almost inthe middle of the sea that popu-lar opinion has been allotting tothe domination of Italy.Whether or not Italy actually

could control the Mediterraneanin a war with Great Britain,however, is a debatable subject.Even two years hence, under thepresent building program, Italywill have only six capital shipsin commission and two on theways. By that time the Britishwill have seventeen similar warvessels in service' and threeunder construction. In othertypes of craft Great Britain'snavy today overshadows that ofItaly in about the same proper-

tant natural resources, petro.leum, iron ore, and wheat. Theseare resources that become dou-bly important in times of eon-flict, but they represent onlythree items in a long list of com-modities that a nation must pos-sess in order to wage a success-ful war.011 is essential to the opera,

tion of a modern navy. Iron Isthe principal requirement ofarms factories. Wheat is a foodstaple, the maln ingredient ofbread for the feeding of the pop.ulatlon.Italy is almost totally deficient

within its own territories in pe-troleum, copper, coal, cotton,rubber, nickel, chromite, andtungsten, all of which are neces-sary in war. It produces only15 per cent of its requirementsof manganese. Its iron produc-tion, although on the increase,still is far behind its needs. ·Itis greatly dependent upon ror-eign lands for war materials ofalmost every kind, its gold re-

11.t±l:'f:'" serves are closely approachingthe vanishing point, and wherecould it turn for credit?Obviously not to Germany, at

the moment looked upon as itsnatural ally, for the Germansare not in a position to lend.In a war between the British

and the Italians the first named,holding Gibraltar and the Suezcanal, should be able to base alrfleets and destroyer and subma-rine fieets on the north coast ofEgypt and harass Italian ship-ping in the direction of the Dar-danelles. To the west Italywould have not only Great Brit-ain jo contend with but alsoFrance, assuming, of course,that the British and the Frenchwould be allied in a war such asthis.Even conceding t hat Italy

might retain control of the Med·iterranean, which is doubtful, itstill would be in a desperate 4itu.ation. The British, if necessary,could send their orient-boundcommerce around the southerntip of Africa, a slow but saferoute, completely isolate theMediterranean, and slowly ren-der Italy destitute of the essen-tials of war.Where in this picture would

be Germany, whose territorynow touches t hat of Italy?There could be free passage ofgoods, arms, and men betweenGermany and Italy, but Ger-many on the north would be ina still tighter place as regardsthe sea than Italy on the south.Germany's fleet, which does notcompare with its World warfieet, would have its hands fulldefending the Baltic. It couldnot go to the aid of Italy in theMediterranean.Even during the great war,

when the kaiser's navy was theworld's second best, Germany'sactivities at sea, omitting thedeadly submarine, were greatlyrestricted. The German fieetmade an excellent showing atthe battle of Jutland, but it neveragain dared accept the risk ofa fight.Great Britain rules the waves

of Europe today, .just as it didduring those trying times oftwenty years ago.

The Th.dcr lara nraion of thec:ome·hither-a la Cleopatra.

e e •

In "Cleopatra" Theda Barabrought the slink to its highestcommon denominator. Broughtto Mark Antony as a prisoner,Theda took one look and sizedhim up as qUickly and accuratelyas Joe Louis diagnosed the weak-nesses of Max Schmeling. Herassignment, howe'lJ'er,was muchmore difficult, as Mark was stt-ting on his throne, three stepsabove floor level. My bloodturns hot and cold at the recol-lection of her masterly strategy.She shuffied adroitly to the firststep and mounted it in circuitousfashion. She side-slipped to theleft, feinted' to the right, andnow was on step two. It wasthe second down and one to go,Other teams might have trieda forward pass or a slice throughtackle, but not Theda. She bust-ed right through center, and be-fore Mark Antony could say"Signor Jack Robinson," whichwas a phrase he used in moments

Mabel Normcmd .uffen for her artwith Fatty Arbuckle.

Pearl White ahriDb from the yU.laiD'. iDIIidioua inYlte.

(Acm. photo.)A Britah .ubmariDe of the newe.t

type.V.i«:e .f .I.e ~.,..,ieFDD Letters published in this department should be written on one side of the paper_If you wish a personal reply please inclose a stamped, self-addressed envelope,

tions, and will continue thus toovershadow it in 1940. Only insubmarines has Italy the greaternumber, but a large majority ofthese are small vessels construct-ed for coastal operations. By1940 under present plans theBritish will have 39 large sub-marines and 33 small ones, Whilethe Italians will have 11 largeand 95 small undersea craft.

••Show Boat," who went completely insanein ••Theodora Goes Wild" and" The AwfulTruth," How disappointing!There's Errol Flynn. (Every one else has

been mentioning him, so I might as well,too.) The same chap who set the gals'pulses on fire in ••Captain Blood" and de-lighted the ••drahmer" loving audiencesin ••Green Light" and ••The Charge ofthe Light Brigade." There he was, assomebody put it, capering around wrappedup in blankets In ••The Perfect SpecImen."How disgusting!There's Katharine HepbUrn, with" Little

Women," If Morning Glory," and ••StageDoor," all jewels, to her credit, runningaround with the back gone from her eve-ning gown in "Bringing Up Baby," How

. killingly funny!There are any number ot other ones,

too, but for pity's sake why go on? WhenLaurel and Hardy or the Marx brothersor Jack Benny appear on the screen Isettle down happily with the prospect ofa funny evening in store, but when alongcomes a serious actor with a silly glint inhis eye and intently bent on making afool of himself, one can be pretty surethere'll be some illusions shattered beforethe lights come on again.Comedy itself is grand, but all I can

say is, If I ever see Paul Muni or NormaShearer or Herbert Marshall entering thecomedy field--! Well, producers havebeen shot before.Sincerely yours, D. P. EVERETT.P. S.....:.Whentalking about comedies why

always drag in the inane antics of NelsonEddy on that Sunday night broadcast?You started it, Phillips.Editor's note: Guess I'd better keepout

of tMs.

Dear Miss Tin~: Could you tell usNorma Shearer's next picture and whoshe plays with?She was alwaysour fav~lte ac-tress, Wonder ifshe is going toquit the movies?Thanks a lot.Yours sincerely,L. M. S. andW. H. S.

P. S.-Couldyou squeeze thisin your column,and squeeze. in apicture of AnitaLou i s e, Holly.wood's most beau-tifUl blonde?What is her nextpicture?Editor's note: "Mqne Antoinette" is

the title of Norma. Shearer's ne~t film.Tyrone Power plays the male lead. MissShearer recently was ch08en to play ther~le Of Scarlett in "Gone with the Wind,"which goes in production ne~t winter.Anita Louise's ne~t picture is "My Bm."Others in the cast are Kay Francis, JohnLitel, and Bonita GranviUe.

friends who had seen It. More recently Ihave seen If The Baroness and the Butler,"Annabella's first American-made picture.I have heard many say they thoroughlyenjoyed Annabella In this vehicle (no or-fense to William Powell), so I wonder ifthe local theaters would give their patronsa break by showIng "Wil}gs of the Morn.ing" once again. I'm sure It would betheir gain.Many thanks, Miss Tln~e, for your splen-

did column. Sincerely, C. R. K.P. S.-I would appreciate It if you will

find room for this article in your column.Editor's note: Happy to obligeyou with

the ",'oom." Perhaps ezhibitor8 wiU dolikewise with the picture. Thank YOU!

ally detracts from Mr. Gable's popularity.Mr. Gable found success after much hard

work, without the aid of being coupledwith another who had already achievedfame.-Then, too, the two men are of such eon-

trastlng types that it seems foolish toclass them together.Hoping you'll let me try again, I amYours truly, LOUISE RUSSER~.P. S.-Could you tell me if Jon Hall, who

gave such a splendid performance in If Hur-ricane," is going to be in another picture,and when? Thank you.Editor's note: Indeed, 1 hope you win

"try again!' Jon HaU is 8cheduZedto playthe maZelead in another romantic SouthSea isZandfiZm-production to start sometime nezt winte,·.

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Italy is strong in the air, butso are Great Britain, France,Germany, and Russia. Italy'sfirst ·.line airplanes, of whichthere are said to be approximate-ly 1,400, are more modern in themain than those of France, butscarcely as modern as those ofGreat Britain. France is said tohave 1,500 first-line aircraft andGreat Britain 1,.800. The aerialservices of Germany and Rtissiaare comparable with those of theother three powers, but variousfigures as to the air strength ofthe two last-named nations areextremely confiicting. Some re-ports go so far as to give Ger-many and Russia an appreciableedge in the air over the otherEuropean powers.Conceding that Italy is strong

in the air, unbiased observersare compelled to admit that itis no match for Great Britain onthe sea. And this is a storyabout the control of the searather than about the control ofthe air.The principal map on page

one shows the general distribu-tion in Europe and in parts ofAsia and Africa of three Impor-

Dear Miss T1n~e: I have been readingand enjoying your Sunday columns forseveral yearsnow, but as yethave not writtento .you, becausemost of my ques-tlons have beenanswered by oth-er contributors.However, I havenot seen any com-ment on my petpeeve, the ClarkGable and RobertTaylor comparl-son.Though I am

no judge of act-ing abUity, I dobelieve that Mr.Gable is so farsuperior to Mr.Taylor that thereis little comparison between the two. Toclaas the two together was evidently veryclever publicity for Mr. Taylor, but in myopinion it seems unfair to underrate sucha great star as Mr. Gable and comparehim, sometimes almost unfavorably, to aman of far less experience and developedacting ability. It is unfair because It actu-

ANITA LOUISEc.ll.d Hoilywood'i mOlt

b•• utlful bfond•• My dear Mae Tfn~e: Ed Sullivan wasright! The showing of Valentino picturesshould stop now! Although I was gladto see him again, the comparative imper-fections of old movie mechanics hamperedmy enjoyment of the rest of the film. AndI had known I must attend during a schoolmorning when young people were not like-ly to be present.They are so afraid ot their emotions,

these modern young! Once I dared to aska young man who was laughing In thewrong place, "Why?" I knew! I won-dered If he did. He could only say, ••Be-cause I know it isn't real." The scenewas an Indian scalping a man. Suchscenes have been real. This lad couldn'tface such realitles without his reassuringridIcule that they are safely past. Theycan't face such undiluted sentiment asValentino stood for,. either. They fear Itspower to sway a growing recognition forthe need of self-discipline. However poorlyevidenced, this is a good sign. Thi!y arethis much right-the past Is past.We should let Valentino keep his well

earned place among fine traditions.SIncerely, MRS. BEULAH BARKER.Editor's note: 1 wonder!

Dear Mae T1n4e: What's all this con-troversy going on about the current trendtoward zany comedies? Wait for me; Ilove an argument. So the Misses PhillIpsand Dayton would like to do away withcomedy aIto&,ether! They should remem-ber that all Muni and no Ritz make JohnnyQ. Public a dull audience. A &,oodlaughis &,oodfor us all. And also he's a noblefellow who devotes his lifoe to makina'this hanfed old world laugh. The maintrOUble, hpwever, with this comedy cycleis that too many of the wrong people aredoing it. Let's look at the record.There's the lovely Irene Dunne, the same

one who gave u. Sabra in "Cimarron"and the ever- memorable Magnolia 10

JON HALLWith Dorothy Lemour In

"Th. Hurrle.n ••••

Dear Miss T1n4e: Quite some time agoI had the good fortune to see a foreign·made picture entitled "Wings of theMorning," starring Annabella and HenryFonda. I raved about it for weeks onend, but could not find any among my