MAHINDRA INVENTS CARTHAT RUNS ONMOTIVATIONAL QUOTES

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TECHNOLOGY

While almost all automobile companies are working towards developing effi-

cient electric vehicles, the Indian multina-tional car manufacturing corporation Ma-hindra & Mahindra has invented a unique car that runs on motivational quotes.

A team of 2 IITians and one ITI person from the R&D team of Mahindra & Ma-hindra has invented the novel car that uses motivational quotes as fuel. Talking about their invention, the team explained: “Moti-vational quotes on WhatsApp are generally considered a waste. So we thought if differ-ent kind of waste material can be used as fuel why not this be it? Thus it inspired us to design an engine that runs on motivational quotes.”

Reportedly, the car is set to launch on 1st April 2020. The car is designed to accommo-date two drivers at any point of time, one to read out the motivational quotes while the other one gets motivated to pedal the car faster. The drivers have an option to swap their positions when one of the drivers stops

getting motivated.Congratulating the team, Chairman of

Mahindra Group, Anand Mahindra said: “We shouldn’t get too complacent and start using Bollywood scripts too. Let’s face it, they are a waste of time, money and paper. But they cannot be used to fuel car engines. Given the amount of garbage quotient in them, they can maybe replace rocket fuel instead.”

ENTERTAINMENT

Husband Beats Up Wife While Watching Kabir Singh; Calls It A 4D Toxic Masculinity Experience

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On Friday, the much-awaite d

movie Kabir Singh starring Shahid Kapoor hit the cinema screens and reportedly, it did not just hit the cinemas but a few fem-inists too. The movie which turns out to be an unapologetic cel-ebration of toxic masculinity shows Shahid Kapoor in a much different light than what he was portrayed in movies like Vivah and Jab We Met, where he played far submissive roles. In a few scenes, Shahid Kapoor can be even seen beating up or dis-playing aggression towards his maid and another woman.

A majority of men loved the movie and made sure that their wives loved it

too. In Noida, an incident was reported where a

husband beat up his wife during a show of Kabir Singh after his wife asked them to leave the the-atre midway during the movie owing to the unbear-able toxic mas-culinity. The

husband, who experienced an

adrenaline rush while watching the

movie beat his wife up in order to satiate a long

standing fantasy he had.

Currently, the man has been taken under custo-

dy and is being interrogated. According to police, he show-

ing no signs of being apologetic for beating his wife and is defend-

ing himself saying that he was just giving his wife

a 4-D experience of the movie.

JUNE 2019

Fathers hold a special place in our lives as they help us grow stronger,

but unfortunately, they are often over-shadowed by mothers. But this father’s day stories coming up from different parts of the world will make you go Aww.

One such story came from the na-tional capital of India, Delhi where a responsible son surprised his father in a very unique way. Kaushik 34, a res-

Responsible Son Brings Back His Father From An Old Age Home For Father’s Day

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ident of South Delhi took a leave from work on the eve of father’s day and visited the old age home at Gurga-on, where his parents have been living since Kaushik got married. Upon reaching the old age home Kaushik blindfolded his father from

the behind and made him sit in his car which after about an hour long drive reached a rather surprising desti-nation. Yes, you guessed it right, it was Kaushik’s house.

Kaushik decorated his home similar to an old age home, with all his friends

Madhya Pradesh BJP MLA Akash Vijayvargiya, who is the son of

veteran party leader Kailash Vijay-vargiya thrashed a civic worker in Indore with a cricket bat in full pub-lic glare. The way he was thrashing the officials did look correct in the technicality of cricket. But the God of cricket disapproves. Sachin Tendulkar

Sachin Criticizes Akash Vijayvargiya For Not Holding The Bat Correctly

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wearing masks of old men, so that his father doesn’t quite feel homesick. Kau-shik then spent the entire day with his father talking about how he helped him ride a bicycle for the first time, and how he contributed in his education, and also in getting married to the girl of his choice. The same day late night Kaushik dropped his father back to the old age home safely be-

fore the gates closed and promised to see him again soon.

The story has gone viral and Kaushik has become a star overnight. Kaushik has announced that he’s penning down the experience in a book which will be called “Rich Son Poor Dad” and which shall be released by the next father’s day.

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INTERNATIONAL

School AuthoritiesGet Furious OverTerrorist Who BargedInto Library WithoutA Silencer On His Gun

In one of the rarest of rare events, a terrorist

barged into the library in a school in Pakistan. Its being considered as rarest of the rare case not because a terrorist en-tered the school’s library but because of the exis-tence of the school itself. In a country like Pakistan where numerous ma-drassas exist, a school’s

presence with a func-tioning library and stu-dents is a feat on its own.

Yesterday morning at around 10 AM, an un-named terrorist of the JeL extremist group, in an attempt to meet his daily shooting targets entered the school in Biril village. While shooting in and around the premises, he entered into the library silencer on his gun be-

fore entering the library.Huzaifa said

to The Fauxy:“I am working here for 27 years. I have seen so many terrorists walk-ing into the library and shooting randomly at students. But never in my entire tenure of ser-vice, I have seen such a mannerless terrorist who doesn’t even know that a library is a place where silence is to be main-tained. He should have

used silencer while open-ing fire in the library.”

Huzaifa escalated this incident to the school authorities. In a meet-ing held today, it was unanimously decided that this incident was unfortunate and the en-tire school management condemned it. The man-agement strongly advised the JeL group to man-datorily use a silencer in the library thereafter.

section of the school. The librarian Huzaifa Khalid along with some stu-dents who were present in the library reeled with

shock after witnessing this dreadful incident. Huzaifa lost her temper over the terrorist because he forgot to attach the

thinks that Akash is not holding the bat properly while thrashing people.

Sachin Tendulkar who has recently acquired the skill of advising people has come out and said that Akash was not hold-ing the bat properly. He said, “A batsman should try to play in the ‘V’, but Akash was playing across the line and there is a problem with his grip also. Akash needs to train under a coach to

improve his stance and other technicalities of his batting. He should look at the videos of me and Rahul Dravid and learn the art of batsmanship”

Sachin was recently seen advising Dhoni to play a little faster after which he was trolled by Mahi fans on social media. It would be in-teresting to see how his comments on Akash are received by social media.

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