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Management Lessons - 1 Sure, why not Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long? To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up..

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Page 1: Management Lessons - 1 Sure, why not Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long? To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very

Management Lessons - 1

Sure,why not

Can I also sitlike you anddo nothing

all day long?

To be sitting and doing nothing,you must be sitting very, very high up...

Page 2: Management Lessons - 1 Sure, why not Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long? To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very

Management Lessons - 2

I would loveto be able toget to the topof that tree.But I haven’t

got the energy

Well, why don’t younibble on some

of my droppings.They are packedwith nutrients.

The turkey peckedat a lump of dungand found that itactually gave him

enough strength toreach the first

branch of the tree.The next day, after

eating some more dung,he reached the secondbranch. Finally after afortnight, there he wasproudly perched at thetop of the tree. Soon hewas promptly spottedby a farmer, who shotthe turkey out of the

tree!

Bullshit might get you to the top,but it won’t keep you there...

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Management Lessons - 3

1. Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy

A little bird was flyingsouth for the winter.

While it was lying there, a cow came byand dropped some dung on it. As the

frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung,it began to realize how warm it was. The dungwas actually thawing him out. He lay there all

warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under thepile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!

2. Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend3. And when you are in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!