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  1. 1. Each player will be given a penalty at the start of the game. The penalty will go harder and harder along the level of the board. Light colour = light punishment Dark colour= harder punishment. HOW TO PLAY START THE GAME! Roll the dice to move your token. The objective is to get to to the finish tile. The last last roll of the dice has to be the exact number according to the number of spaces left. When you land on a word tile, take a word card, and use this 2 irrelevant words to form a sentence within the word limit in the 30 seconds time limit. WORDS. When you land on a question mark tile, take a question card, read out the question then start the timer after you done reading the question, you have to answer the question within the 30 seconds time limit. QUESTION MARKS With these easy steps on this board game, no more boring party, and be a smarty. 29+1 seconds are you fast enough to win this game?
  2. 2. 1 WHAT CHEESE IS NOT YOURS? - NACHO CHEESE 2 CHAIR GOT 4 HOLES. WHICH HOLE THE FART CAME OUT? - ASS HOLE 3 WHAT GETS WETTER AND WETTER THE MORE IT DRIES? - A TOWEL 4 paul's height is 6 feet, he's an assistant at a butcher;s shop, and wears size 9 shoes. what does he weigh? - MEAT 5 WHAT KIND OF ROOM THAT HAS NO DOORS AND WINDOWS? - MUSHROOM 6 WHAT KIND OF TREE CAN YOU CARRY ON YOUR HAND? - PALM TREE 7 FEED ME AND I LIVE, YET GIVE ME A DRINK AND I DIE. - FIRE 8 TAKE OFF MY SKIN - I WONT CRY BUT YOU WILL! - ONIONS 9 WHAT CAN YOU CATCH BUT NOT THROW? -ICE 10 WHATS THE END OF A RAINBOW? - W QUESTIONs and answers
  3. 3. 10 WHATS THE END OF A RAINBOW? - W 11 WHAT OCCURS ONCE IN EVERY MINUTE, TWICE IN EVERY MOMENT, YET NEVER IN A THOUSAND YEARS? - THE LETTER M 12 HOW DO YOU MAKE THE NUMBER ONE DISAPPEAR? - ADD LETTER G 13 WHAT HAS TO BE BROKEN BEFORE IT CAN BE USED? - EGG 14 I AM A BOX THAT HOLD KEYS WITHOUT LOCKS, YET MY KEYS CAN UNLOCK YOUR DEEPEST SENSES. WHAT AM I? - PIANO 15 THEY MAKE A LIVING HARASSING WEALTHY, BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE. LADY GAGA SANG ABOUT THEM. - PAPARAZZI 16 YOU CAN HOLD IT WITHOUT YOUR HANDS OR ARMS. WHAT AM I? - PROMISES 17 WHAT HAS ONE EYE BUT CANNOT SEE? - NEEDLE 18 YOU PLAY WITH AT NIGHT BEFORE GOING TO SLEEP. YOU CANT GET FIDDLING WITH ME AT WORK. YOU ONLY LET A FEW SELECT PEOPLE TOUCH ME. WHAT AM I? - PHONE
  4. 4. 19 WHAT FOUR LETTER WORD THAT ENDS WITH K AND MEANS THE SAME AS INTERCOURSE? -TALK 20 I START WITH A P AND ENDS WITH O-R-N, AND IM A MAJOR PLAYER IN THE FILM INDUSTRY. WHAT AM I? -POPCORN 21 A WOMAN SHOOTS HER HUSBAND. SHE THEN PUTS HIM UNDERWATER FOR 5 MINUTES. FINALLY SHE HANGS HIM. 5 MINUTES LATER, THEY BOTH GO AND ENJOY A NICE DINNER. HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? - SHE IS A PHOTOGRAPHER 22 A MONKEY, A SQUIRREL, AND A BIRD ARE RACING TO THE TOP OF A COCONUT TREE. WHO WILL GET THE BANANA FIRST? THE MONKEY, THE SQUIRREL OR THE BIRD? - NONE OF THEM. BECAUSE YOU CANT GET A BANANA FROM A COCONUT TREE! 23 TEN BIRDS WERE SITTING IN A TREE AND A HUNTER SHOT ONE. HOW MANY BIRDS WERE THERE LEFT IN THE TREE. -NONE. AFTER ONE BIRD GOT SHOT THEY OTHERS FLEW AWAY. 24 WHATS THE LONGEST WORD IN ENGLISH LANGUAGE? -sMILEs.(Because there's a mile between the beginning and the end)
  5. 5. 25 SOME MONTHS HAVE THIRTY DAYS WHILE OTHERS HAVE THIRTY-ONE DAYS. WHICH MONTH HAS TWENTY-EIGHT DAYS? - ALL MONTHS HAVE 28 DAYS IN THEM. 26 HOW DO YOU WAKE UP LADY GAGA? -POKE HER FACE. 27 WHAT DO YOU CALL BEARS WITH NO EARS? -B. 28 WHY DOES TIGGER SMELL BAD? - BECAUSE HE ALWAYS PLAYS WITH POOH. 29 MARYS FATHER HAS 5 DAUGHTERS - NANA, NENE, NINI, NONO. WHAT IS THE FIFTH DAUGHTER? -MARY 30 WHAT HAS 4 EYES BUT CANT SEE? -MISSISSIPPI 31We see it once in a year, twice in a week, and never in a day. what is it? - Letter E 32 A FATHER AND HIS SON WERE TRAVELLING IN THE CAR, THEY HAD AN ACCIDENT. FATHER DIED ON THE SPOT. SON WAS TAKEN TO THE HOSPITAL. THE DOCTOR SAID I CAN'T OPERATE THIS BOY BECAUSE HE IS MY SON. WHO WAS THE DOCTOR? - HIS MOM 33 WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU CANT SEE AGAIN? - YESTERDAY
  6. 6. 34 WHAT INSTRUMENT CAN YOU HEAR BUT NOT NEVER SEE? - VOICE 35 IM SPREAD BEFORE IM EATEN. YOUR TONGUE GETS ME OFF. PEOPLE SOMETIMES LIKE TO LICK MY NUTS.WHAT AM I? - PEANUT BUTTER 36 ALL DAY LONG ITS IN AND OUT. I DISCHARGE LOADS FROM MY SHAFT. BOTH MEN AND WOMEN GO DOWN ON ME. WHAT AM I? - THE ELEVATOR 37 WHAT DO YOU CALL TWO GUYS FIGHTING OVER A SLUT? -TUG-OF-WHORE 38 WHAT IS BLACK WHEN ITS CLEAN AND WHITE WHEN ITS DIRTY? - BLACK CHALKBOARD 39 A CLERK AT A BUTCHER SHOP STANDS FIVE FEET TEN INCHES TALL AND WEARS SIZE 13 SNEAKERS. WHAT DOES HE WEIGH? -MEAT 40 WHAT GETS BROKEN WITHOUT BEING HELD? - PROMISES 41 WHAT HAS A FACE AND 2 HANDS BUT NO BODY? - THE CLOCK 42 A WOMAN HAS SIX DAUGHTERS AND THEY EACH HAVE A BROTHER. HOW MAN CHILDREN DOES SHE HAVE? - SEVEN
  7. 7. 43 WHAT LOSES ITS HEAD EVERY MORNING AND GETS IT BACK AT NIGHT? - PILLOW 44 IF A CHICKEN SAYS ALL CHICKENS ARE LIARS! IS THE CHICKEN TELLING THE TRUTH? - NOPE. CHICKENS CANT TALK! 45 What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters? - QUEUE 46 It is greater than God and more evil than the devil. The poor have it, the rich need it and if you eat it you'll die. What is it? - NOTHING 47 THERE WAS A GREEN HOUSE. INSIDE THE GREEN HOUSE THERE WAS A WHITE HOUSE. INSIDE THE WHITE HOUSE THERE WAS RED HOUSE. INSIDE RED HOUSE THERE WERE LOTS OF BABIES. WHAT IS IT? - WATERMELON 48 I NEVER WAS, AM ALWAYS TO BE. NO ONE EVER SAW ME, NOR EVER WILL. AND YET I AM THE CONFIDENCE OF ALL, TO LIVE AND BREATHE ON THIS TERRESTRIAL BALL. WHAT AM I? - TOMORROW/FUTURE 49 There's a 1 story house where everything inside and outside of it was PURPLE. So what color were the stairs? -There were no stairs because it was a one story house! 50 What happened when wheel was invented It caused a revolution.
  8. 8. 51 How can you lift an elephant with one hand? -It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand. 52 What goes up and down, but still remains in the same place? - Stairs. 53 What has a head and a tail but no body? - COINS 54 What goes up and never comes down? - YOUR AGE 55 How do you walk on water? - FREEZE IT FIRST 56 If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? -WET 57 What do men keep in their pants that their partners sometimes blow? - MONEY ; Your mind is basically a citizen of the gutter. 58 Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn? -THE MITTENS 59 What goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft? -CHEWING GUM 60 Whats long and hard and has cum in it? - cuCUMber.