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PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER
DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT
THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS
Clever Anagrams...
DORMITORY: When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM
SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME
ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S
A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters:
I'M A DOT IN PLACE
HP
Port Pirie Lifestyle Village News
MARCH, 2020 ISSUE 22
What is the reason for a leap year...
THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the
letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE
ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the
letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE
AND FOR THE
GRAND FINALE:
MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the
letters:
WOMAN HITLER
The Village Grapevine
SAVE THE DATES
MARCH 10TH 2.30PM AFTERNOON TEA WITH VISITING PORT AUGUSTA PEOPLE
APRIL 19TH (Sunday) 9 AM TO 1PM GIANT GARAGE SALE (Date changed due to Laura Folk Fair clash)
MAY 15TH PPLV 10 YEAR CELEBRATIONS
Flyers/RSVP’s with further information will be placed in
your letterboxes.
The simple reason for leap year is that the earth revolves around the sun in approximately 365.25 days, and so to make sure that a calendar year is the same as a
tropical year (which is the period of earth's revolution), there
needs to be an extra day added every 4 years.
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A trip to Port Augusta on 20th February proved very successful with a large number of locals attending a seminar on Lifestyle Living. Held at Ian’s Western Ho-tel, Brad, Gary, Annie and Kellie touched on all topics of Retirement Villages with the full attention of the patrons.
With many questions being asked, the most inter-esting feedback from the seminar was the current council rates they are paying. Some being as high as $100 a week for Council Rates alone.
ANOTHER POSITIVE FACT ABOUT LIVING IN OUR
LIFESTYLE VILLAGE
PORT AUGUSTA SEMINAR
OBITUARY
The mayor of New York has a daughter who's missing and in dan-ger. Detective Michael Bennett has a son who's in prison. The two strike a deal.
Bennett and the mayor have always had a tense relationship, but now the mayor sees in Bennett a discreet investigator with family worries of his own. Just one father helping another. The detective leaps into the case and sources lead him to a homicide in the Bronx. The victim has ties to a sophisticated hacking operation -- and also to the mayor's missing daughter, Natalie, a twenty-one-year-old computer prodigy. The murder is part of a serial killing spree, one with national security implications. And suddenly Bennett is at the cen-tre of a dangerous triangle anchored by NYPD, FBI, and a transnational criminal organization. Michael Bennett has always been an honourable man, but sometimes -- when the lives of innocents are at stake -- honour has to take a back seat. Survival comes first.
BOOK REVIEW
Page 2 PORT PIRIE LIFESTYLE VILLAGE NEWS
JOHN WOODLANDS - HAPPY 90TH IN HEAVEN
It is with much sadness we farewell our ‘gentleman’ of the village.
John passed away 4 days shy of his 90th birthday and will be remembered for his kind, gentle and caring nature.
He will be missed by his extended families at Wirrabara and here at our Village. Especially missed by his friends at the regular exercise class.
Condolences to John’s family and friends. May he RIP x
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NUMBERS AT PPLV:
UNITS OCCUPIED - 54
RESIDENTS - 78
UNITS READY FOR OCCUPYING - 4
READY TO BUILD - 1
POTENTIALS WAITING TO SELL - 6
CURRENT NUMBERS ...
Sausage Roll Muffins
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225g (1 1/2 cups) self-raising flour
120g (1 1/2 cups) coarsely grated
cheddar
1 carrot, peeled, coarsely grated
1 large zucchini, coarsely grated
1/4 cup finely chopped fresh chives
250ml (1 cup) milk
1 egg, lightly whisked
2 thin herb garlic beef sausages,
casings removed
Preheat oven to 200C/180C fan forced. Grease twelve 80ml (1/3 cup) muffin pans. Line the bases with baking paper. Sift the flour into a large bowl. Add the cheddar, carrot, zucchini and chives. Stir to combine. Make a well in the centre. Combine the milk and egg in a jug then pour into the well. Gently mix until just com-bined. Divide the mixture among prepared muffin pans. Cut each sausage into 6 even piec-es. Roll each piece into a ball. Press a meatball into the top of each muffin mixture. Bake for 20 minutes or until a skewer inserted into a muffin comes out clean. Set aside in the pans for 3 minutes to cool slightly before transferring to a wire rack. Serve warm or cold.
Please feel free to drop in your favourite
recipe for printing.
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"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old... "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!" he continued. "Ah, that's nothing'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you can't even poo any-more. You take laxatives, then you sit on the toilet all day and nothing' comes out!" "Actually," said the 80-year-old, "80 is the worst age of all!" "Do you have trouble peeing too?" asked the 60-year-old. "No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all." "Do you have trouble pooing?" asked the 70-year-old. "No, I poo every morning at 6:30." With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, "Let me get this straight. You pee every morn-ing at 6:00 and poo every morning at 6:30. So what's so tough about being 80?" "I don't wake up until 7:00"
Contact: Annie Oxford 0409 550 645 [email protected] Brad Perks 0409 692 418
Port Pirie Lifestyle Village 54 Wandearah Road Port Pirie SA 5540
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