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AMERICAN WATER SPANIELS
Night hAWk keNNelS: American Water Spaniels AkC - CeRF & OFA Clearances, health guarantees, upland and water retrievers, excellent family dogs. 218-342-2411
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JUSt DUCkY keNNel: AWS pup-pies - AkC registered whelped 1/7/09 Pet and gun dog homes. Ready to go - some are fetching pigeons and swimming. Dewclaws removed, de-wormed and first shots $600.00 and up. Edgefield, SC, [email protected] Just Ducky kennel & Spaniel training Academy, 79 Wood Duck Drive - edgefield, SC 29824, 803- 637-2007
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BOYKIN SPANIELSJ & l BOYkiN SPANielS: For in-formation on upcoming litters, stud service, training or just want to talk about the “little brown dogs” just call Jan or larry hinchman, hammond, Wi 715-796-5251
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BRITTANYSCROiXDAle BRittANYS: Breeding Fld. Ch. kay-Cee Bandit bloodlines Since 1973. Contact Jim long, 208 W. Ash St, Roberts, Wi 54023 715-749-3158
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DOUBle D’s BRittANYS: Pups, Breeding Ban-Dee and Brandy’s Bullet Bloodlines thru Ramarda’s trademark, 94 & 95 Nat’l Proven gun Dogs Parents OFA Certified MN State health guarantee. 8931 hamilton Ave Ne, Monticello, MN 55362 763-295-3801
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lONe StAR BRittANYS: James Morris, Midland, tX 432-559-1037
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QUAil hOllOW keNNel: Steve Del Rossi Salem, NJ 856-935-3459
www.quailhollowkennel.com
tAiNteR CReek BRittANYS: AkC, OFA Breeding Stock; hunted on Ruffed grouse, Woodcock, -Pheasants and Quail; Pups and Stud service. Bruce & Sue Ristow, Soldiers grove, WI 608-624-3296, [email protected]
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tiMBeRlAND BRittANYS: Selec-tively breeding top personal gun dogs for the upland hunter. Pups, started dogs, stud service and training. Ar-gonne, Wl 715-784-0222
www.timberlandranch.com
DRAhThAARSVDD group North America: See our display adv on page 26. Brighton, il 618-372-3156
www.VDD-gNA.org
ENGLISh COCKERSkeRYgMA COCkeRS: puppies available August 15th, Availability update - 1 female (white and liver) 4 males Randall Jahnke, Dodge City, kS, 620-227-6179
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ENGLISh SETTERSBeRg BROS SetteRS: Scott Berg St Cloud, MN 763-421-4778
www.settersunlimited.com/bergbros
BUCkeYe keNNelS: Professional trainer and breeding since 1955. See our dogs and our training products on our website. Dick geswein, Waterloo OH 740-643-0148 [email protected]
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DeCOVeRlY keNNel: ken Alexan-der, Factoryville, PA 717-378-3357
www.decoverlykennels.com
FlANAgAN SPRiNgS keNNel: Ryman and Pinecoble lines, loring Daugherty, Winchester, kY 859-745-2702
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hAVelOCk SetteRS: Marian & kerry Schorsch, New england, ND 701-579-4703
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JiM’S eNgliSh SetteRS: Jim and eva Bailey, 377 gose Branch Road,West liberty, kY 606-743-4257
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lAke hOllOW SetteRS: JeRRY kReBS, Caldwell, iD 208-459-0545
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leSUeUR RiVeR keNNel:We strive to produce bird dogs that have good looks, bird sense, are pleasant to work and have style.tom & Melissa Bau-man Waseca, MN 507-835-7643
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OAKY POINT KENNELS: [email protected], Brian Sullivan, Dillion, SC 843-752-9351
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SetteR DOgS: Jim gourley, Bev-erly, kS 785-478-2887
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SetteR hillS gUNDOgS: Jan turner, Willmar, MN 320-231-2507
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FRENCh BRITTANYSPlUM CReek keNNelS: See our display adv on the page 17. Bill & kathy Dillion, Armour, SD 605-724-2358
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Marketplace
FLYING O RANChBrittanys for saleFor a quality quail hunt.
Quality Brittanys and Point-ers, training available.
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eddie & Betty OrmsOre City, tX 903-762-2148
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GERMAN ShORThAIRED
POINTERSAUtUMN BReeze keNNelS: See our display adv on page 06. Call ed 320-679-8218 (MN)
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BARNiCk keNNelS: taking depos-its for upcoming litters. Call george & Sharon, edison, NJ 908-412-6592 [email protected]
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hUNteMUPkeNNelS: Cap An-derson, el Dorado kS & Az 316-644-8161
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MORNiNgStAR ShORthAiRS: Bill Paul Waterford, Ct, 860-444-6486www.morningstarshorthairs.netkennel.
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OUtBACk gUN DOgS: kirby Rust 785-476-2488 kensington, kS
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PAleRMO RANCh keNNelS: ger-man Shorthair Pointers home of 2004 NgSPA National Field Champion tonelli’s Rising Sun at stud. Pups, started dogs. Also labrador Retriev-ers Douglas Stocks (530) 532-1833 or visit us at
www.palermoranchkennels.com
SilVeR DOllAR keNNel: tom Ruby, Mayville, Mi 989-795-207
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t.t. gUNDOg’S: tommie thompson, McPherson, kS 888-655-3910 See our display ad on page 27.
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thOMAS ShORthAiRS: german Shorthair Male Completely Finished Steady Natural Retriever. Will turn six in November 2009. AkC Registered does it all $1,500.00 Boone, NC 828-2644-252 [email protected]
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thUNDeRheAD gSPS: Ron & Debbie Stott, green Bay, Wi, 920-434-5545
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VAlhAllA keNNelS: Russell Ma-clennan, Bennett, CO 303-644-5141
www.valhallahuntclub.com
VAN hORN keNNelS: We special-ize in breeding, training, and selling quality german Shorthair Pointers; puppies and starter dogs are most always available. Crosby, MN 218-546-7018
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WiNDWAlkeR keNNel: Phillip & Anne Mathiowetz, goodhue, MN 651-923-4348
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GERMAN WIREhAIRED POINTERS
CAN-AM keNNelS: Alisons gwp’s. 30 plus years proven breedings, hunt-er companions, outstanding national ability, upland game and waterfowl, pups and started dogs. Silver harycki, N 16734 tieman Ave, thorp Wi 54771 715-669-3001
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CAPtAiNS keNNelS: german Wire-hair Pointers, Champion bloodlines, OFA and health guarantee. Please call Don erlandson, St Croix Falls, Wl 715-488-2217
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get MY POiNt keNNelS: easy go-ing, versatile, upland and waterfowl hunting dog. Pups available, call for info John Faskell, New london Wi, 920-982-5436
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RAVeN ROAD keNNelS: if you are looking for the ultimate hunting dog, an extremely loyal family member, and a pet with personality, then you have come to the right place. kevin and Julie Studnicka, Belle Plaine, MN 952-873-6802
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GOLDEN RETRIEVER
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WilDFiRe gOlDeNS: Roz Wilson/Pat Murphy, Montgomery, MN,507-744-4245, Field golden Puppies and Started dogs.
www.wildfiregoldens.comGORDON SETTERS
MelROSe gORDON SetteRS: Breeding gordons for 25 years, our gordons are classy, hard hunting bird dogs with outstanding personalities, making great companions. Full guar-antee. Russ guevel, Bates City, MO 816-633-7364
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IRISh WATER SPANIELSARACeN iRiSh WAteR SPANielS: OFA, thyroid, CeRF/eyes, VWD Bob Deihl and Susan Sarracino-Deihl, N84 W19194 Menomonee Ave, Menom-onee Falls Wi 53051 Phone: 262-255-3639
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LABRADOR RETRIEVERS
BeNtWOOD lABRADOR’S: two new litters Chocolate, Black and Yel-low labrador Retrievers in North Carolina for Field trialing, hunt test and hunting for 25 years. Jessie and helen Crisp, Moyock NC 252-232-2478
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BROWNS SPRiNg RiVeR RetRieV-eRS: Available soon a great litter with 48 champion titles in these two dogs combined pedigrees. Both are extremely intelligent, driven, hunting machines.Carla Brown, Monett, MO 417-235-8241
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CAROliNA tARheel RetRieVeRS: Our goal is to breed healthy retrievers for hunting and hunting tests, or just a long lasting friend. keith & Julie Jordan, Creswell, NC 252-797-5326
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high VOltAge RetRieVeRS: Julie Mach, harris, MN 651-674-1808
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Kansas Gun Dogslicensed, professional training and trained dogs for sale. Classy elhew-bred english Pointer puppies and adults for sale. Outstanding ger-man Shorthaired Pointer
puppies and adults from nationally known bloodlines available. Year-round training of all breeds at reasonable rates.
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kansas gun Dogs, Mike koehn, 15425 SW 72nd, hal-
stead, kS 67056 316-830-2755
kiRBY lABRADORS: Breeding and training of labrador retrievers for hunting, hunt testing, and field trials. See our litters on our website. gene kirby, high Point, NC 336-869-5527
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lABRADOUgheRtYS: home of gMhR Reverand Wichita thunder. Offering lab pups of all colors. John & Roc Dougherty, Corry, PA 814-664-7964
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lABS OF COttONhOllOW: Choc-olate and Yellow labs. Our dogs are selected and bred for temperament, hunting ability and field trial/hunt test stock. kirk & Sally geisler, Rigby, iD 208-745-6798
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OBX ChOCOlAte heAVeN: tim Warren, Jarvisburg, NC 252-619-1921
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ReD ROCk gUN DOgS: tim & Staci galeazzi, knoxville, iA 515-321-9629
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ROliDA keNNelS: Dave Dahlberg Wheatridge CO 303-232-0456
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SWiFt CReek lABRADORS: American,British, and pointing labs. OFA/CeRF/DNA/NFC bloodlines.Field bred labs that hunt with the best. Paul Swift, harrisburg, MO 573-874-6065
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tROUt CReek RetRieVeRS: Qual-ity labrador puppies and started dogs from field trial and hunting lines. litters available throughout most of the year. Superb natural abilities and good looks. Joe and Mary Wohlleber, Rhinelander, Wi 715-282-5471
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LLEWELLIN SETTERSBONASA BROOk lleWelliNS: Jim thomas, kewanee, il 309-852-0611
www.bonasabrookllewellins.com
BUFFAlO lleWelliNS: llewel-lin setter pups, DNA certified, FDSB registered. 8 weeks old 4/01/09. Parents natural hunters/pointers. top bloodline. Sire from kentucky, Dam from Tennessee. $400 each. Ken Barnes 828-758-4564
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hiCkS lleWelliN SetteRS: Jud hicks, Borger tX 806-274-9035
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lleWelliN SetteR PUPS/StARt-eD PUPS/StUD SeRViCe. Classic New england grouse dogs. Natural hunting abilities. Foot hunters ulti-mate bird dog. Wonderful tempera-ments. experienced Breeder. Alton, New hampshire. 603-875-8804. [email protected]
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ShAlgO SetteRS: george or Jackie Tate 540-892-5646 or e-mail [email protected] goodview, VA
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WilliAMS-ChAPMAN lleWel-liN: Wilbur Williams, lincoln, il 217-732-2237
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POINTERSBAileY FARMS: Nard Bailey, Alturas, CA 888-233-3102
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PhilliPS’ hONeYS: “home of the Best Bred Bitches in America” My dogs are all broke to wing and shot and i expect them to handle.Dr Bobby M Phillips, Jonesborough tN 423-477-7098
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POINTING LABRADORS
JiMSANNik POiNtiNg DOgS: Jim helm, Ord, Ne 308-728-7926
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SNAke RiVeR POiNtiNg lABS: Producing excellent hunting, Point-ing, Retrieving Pups for Upland and Water Fowl. All Sires and Dams are hunted avidly! AkC, APlA, CeRF, OFA. “Money Back Pointing guar-antee” and owners can keeP the DOg, NOt RePlACe it. Max Fowler, heyburn, iD 208-678-9224
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tURkeY CReek lABRADORS: Bradley Brockhouse, lake Benton, MN 507-368-4306
www.turkeycreeklabradors.com
Labrador Puppies BoardingStarted Dogs TrainingGun Dogs Training Facilities
Steve & Carrie Raney(760) 782-048427627 Mesa Grande Rd. craney@
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RED/IRISh SETTERS
CeltiC FARMS & keNNelS iNC: the best Field irish Setters in the World. three year unconditional warranty. Dogs are AkC and FDSB registered. Paul Ober, Reading, PA 610-378-0121 800-428-0993
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ROettgeR RiDge keNNelS: “english Springers, english Cockers and training grounds” Upcoming litters and started dogs available. tony Roettger, 7104 360th St, North Branch, MN 55056 651-674-0431 [email protected] MN
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VAlleY CReek keNNelS: Field Bred english Springers: Puppies, started, excellent temperaments, health guaranteed FC-NFC blood-lines. Scott or laurie eckstein 920-836-2928, larsen, Wi
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VIZSLASBUSCh keNNelS: Jim and linda Busch, home of DC AFC Askim, Win-nebago, il 815-335-7673
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MeSteR VizSlAS: VizSlA PUP-PieS. they are happy and healthy, ready to go.Parents came from hungary, champion blodline. excellent hunters, perfect family members 406 587-6392
ROzANek keNNelS: home of the ReBel ROUSeRS. hunters, field trialer, and family disposition. 1-402-352-8769 hank Rozanek, Schuyler, Ne
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WIREhAIRED POINTING GRIFFONS
DeJAC PiNe keNNelS: De Jac’s Wire haired Pointing griffons 7 X NAVhDA Breeder Award kennel have socialized, stressed pups from NAVhDA proven hunting lines. hip and health contract/guarantee. Dave & Julie Carlstrom email [email protected] 715-421-3227 Bancroft Wi
www.dejacpinekennels.comGAME BIRDS
DeWitt’S gAMe FARM: See our display ad on page 38. Chris DeWitt, ellerbe, NC 910-997-1023
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gAMe BiRDS for sale: Flight con-ditioned Bobwhite Quail, Ringneck Pheasants, Chukar Patridges. Pickup at the farm, Darwin laitenberger, Minn. lake, MN 507-462-3589
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Maximus Deadly Duck 2-Man por-table blind. Be in the hOt Spot with quick assemble panels. Shoot from sitting for increased success. 2 way trap door. ez-FAB Mesh is excellent concealment with natural vegetation. Works on late season Mallards. 509-545-8000
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Sand Prairie Quail Farm
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QUAil - ChUkAR ChiCkSQuail-37¢ Chukar-81¢ (with a 1000 order)
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GuNSBill hANUS gUNS: See our display adv on page: 15 Bill hanus, Newport OR 541-265-7433
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huNTSBig SPUR lODge: See our display adv on page 23. Bill and kathy Dillon 605-724-2358
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gRANtS CAMPS: hunt for grouse and Woodcock in the commercial forest of Western Maine. Fly fishing available in October. Upscale dining facilities and cabins. Serving Sports-man continually since 1905. grant’s kennebago Camps, inc. PO Box 786, Rangeley, Me 04970 1-800-633-4815
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PARk FAllS WiSCONSiN: See our display adv on page 15. 800-762-2709
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PheASANt CReek hUNtiNg: Dick Smith, Vivian, SD 888-225-4326
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ROCkY BAY keNNel & hUNt ClUB: We can help start pups at our Pine City, MN hunt Club - We now also offer sporting clays! Call Al or Val Berg, Rocky Bay kennels & hunt Club, Pine City, MN 55063 320-629-1094
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SetteR DOgS: Jim gourley, Bev-erly, kS 785-478-2887
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WeSteRN gUiDiNg SeRViCeS: Dave Molloy empress, Alberta 403-565-3775
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WilD WiNg: See our display adv on page 29 Sturgis, kY 270-965-0026
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TRAILERS/BOXESAlUM-liNe iNC: Dog boxes and trailers. the best in style, comfort and value. Durable aluminum con-struction. Many standard and custom models available. Cresco iA, 800-446-1407
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CANiNe CARgO CARRieR: a new concept in dog, AtV, snowmobile and cargo transportation. John Faskell 920-427-7774 email: [email protected]/getmypointkennels/
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DeeR CReek: Dog Boxes 888-294-6582. See our display ad on page 33.
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JONeS tRAileR COMPANY: Patsy Jones, Woodson, tX, 800-336-0360
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TRAINING
Big SPUR lODge: See our display adv on page 23. Bill & kathy Dillion 605-724-2358 [email protected]
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high FlY’N keNNelS: greg/Carla Fryar, elko, MN 612-840-8013
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kiRBY MOUNtAiN keNNelS: We have developed a no nonsense and ef-fective way to train dogs. John hayes, Burke, Vt 802-626-5282
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MileS AND MileS DOg tRAiN-iNg: Daniel Miles, gladstone, MO 64118 816-436-2310
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liON COUNtRY SUPPlY: #1 tri-tronics, innotek & D.t. Systems dealer. Complete gundog training supplies since 1973. Mailorder or online. Free Catalog 800-662-5202
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The Last Laugh
That’s it for this issue... see you again in a few
weeks...
The hunting DogChester and earl are going
hunting. Chester says to earl, “i’ll send my dog out to see if there are any ducks out in the pond. if there aren’t any ducks out there, i’m not going hunt-ing.”
So he sends the dog out to the pond. the dog comes back and barks twice. Chester says, “Well i’m not going to go out. he only saw two ducks out there.”
earl says, “You’re going to take the dog’s barks for the truth?” earl doesn’t believe it, so he goes to look for himself. When he gets back he says, “i don’t believe it where did you get that dog? there really are only two ducks out there!”
Chester says, “Well, i got him from the breeder up the road. if you want, you can get one from him, too.”
So earl goes to the breeder and says he wants a dog like the one his friend Chester has. the breeder obliges and earl brings the dog home, tells it to go out and look for ducks. Minutes later the dog returns with a stick in it’s mouth and starts humping earl’s leg.
Outraged, earl takes the dog back to the breeder and says, “this dog is a fraud. i want my money back!”
Life lessons learned from a dog
1. if you stare at someone long enough, eventually you’ll get what you want.
2. Don’t go out without iD.
3. Be direct with people; let them know exactly how you feel by pissing on their shoes.
4. Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it.
5. leave room in your sched-ule for a good nap.
6. Always give people a friendly greeting. A cold nose in the crotch is most effective.
7. When you do something wrong, always take responsibil-ity (as soon as you’re dragged shamefully out from under the bed).
8. if it’s not wet and sloppy, it’s not a real kiss.
the breeder asks earl what the dog did. So earl tells him that when he sent the dog out to look for ducks, it came back with a stick in its mouth and started humping his leg.
the breeder says, “earl, all he was trying to tell you was that there are more f---ing ducks out there than you can shake a stick at!”
Dog Jokes 01
Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
A: Because you can’t bury them in trees!
Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
A: he was trying to make both ends meet!
Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A: A collie-flower!
Q: Why do dogs wag their tails?
A: “Because no one else will do it for them!”
Q: Why didn’t the dog speak to his foot?
A: Because it’s not polite to talk back to your paw!
Q: What is the dogs favorite city?
A: New Yorkie!
Q: Who is the dogs favorite comedian?
A: growlcho Marx!
Q: What did the cowboy say when the bear ate lassie?
A: “Well, doggone!”
Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
A: he stole the show!
Q: how can if you have a stupid dog?
A: it chases parked cars!
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