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Men Are Better Than Women (.com). By Emily Adler. Meet (the) Dick. Dick Masterson is the creator of menarebetterthanwomen.com, a “funny” website dedicated to trashing women and praising men. - PowerPoint PPT PresentationTRANSCRIPT
Men Are Better Than Women (.com)
By Emily Adler
Meet (the) Dick
• Dick Masterson is the creator of menarebetterthanwomen.com, a “funny” website dedicated to trashing women and praising men.
• I’ve got to hand it to him, he comes up with some pretty incredible arguments…let’s get inside Dick’s head.
Behold: MABTW.com
Classic Dick: Why Women Hate Sex
• They’re lousy at it—just look at their magazines!
• ‘Ten Ways to not suck in bed’’ ‘Six Things to do to Your Man that aren’t Lay There Like a Futon’
• Guys, it’s not your fault-Don’t let your sympathetic male compassion get the better of you!
• Women = walls• sits there doing nothing like a lump on a log probably
thinking that it wants a new expensive coat of paint.
Every Woman is a Cheating Whore• Nothing like getting them on that treadmill!
• Getting a woman to cheat is like getting a duck to eat bread-just toss it in front of their face
• Fact: getting attention from men is a woman’s lifeblood.
• + Fact: Men are too manly to let opportunities go to waste
• = CHEATING!!!!• Men, be warned: they’re predators. Cheating is
like getting pregnant: it’s 100% a woman’s fault 100% of the time.
Every Woman is a Cheating Whore, Cont.
• Men, be warned: they’re predators! Like any virus, women are not content with ruining their own lives, no…
• they seek out the lives of decent, honest men and tempt and corrupt them until they appear to be cheaters as.
• Bottom line: cheating is like getting pregnant: it’s 100% a woman’s fault 100% of the time.
Feminism is a Business• Feminism is the idea that
women should be treated like children.
• Make that SPOILED children: Didn’t accomplish anything this time around, sweetheart? Take another shot after we bend the fuck out of the rules.
• Women shouldn’t consider themselves happy unless they enjoy the same things men do at ten times the volume.
Feminism is a Business, Cont.
• Ever seen a woman pretend to like business or sports?
• Can we all say “attention whore”? There isn’t a big screen on Earth that can drown out the “mating hoots” of a woman who’s convinced herself she likes basketball.
• Forget business! Women like getting shit for free based on looks.
• as long as feminism doesn’t teach that, it’s a scam and a con and a cult.
Pets Are Not Children
• If men are dogs, then women are drunken parrots with The Home Shopping on speed dial.
• That’s why men are better pet owners than women the only things women know how to do are squawk and peck.
• 3 strikes and women are out!
Pets Are Not Children, Cont.
• Strike 1: Women give a show-and-tell over their pet’s lifeline.
• No one gives a shit if your cat turns purple in the winter!
• Strike 2: Pets are not babies. • It hasn’t been brewing inside of you..get over it!
• Strike 3: Women can’t take care of things as well as they complain about them.
Space…the Male Frontier
• Wondering why women have never been to the moon?
• Women ruin everything.• “those are fake”, “you only think you’re funny”,
“cigarettes cause cancer”
• That’s why women will never go to the moon, because of their piss-poor, wet-blanket attitudes.
Women Would Vote for Hitler
• Women would vote for Hitler.
• because women are all fascists• Marriage is a fascist
dictatorship of oppression• so is any relationship with a
woman• Disagree? Prepare for
assault and oppression and withheld sex
• Hitler pulled the same bullshit
Top 10 Reasons MABTW
• 10. Men do not have Tourettes Syndrome• 9. Men are not sponges
• Women are social vampires
• 8. Women are racists• They hate everything but do nothing
Top 10, Cont.
• 7. Men live less than women• Burn out faster but set the night ablaze w/ manness
• 6. Men write illegiblyWriting is stupid
• 5. Jesus was a man• 4. Men wear watches
• ‘Move your man ass and take care of your fucking man business!’
Top 10, Cont.
• 3. Boys destroy things (paper, power)• We pop out of the man-womb and start tearing down
the Earth with our mighty, man-manly man-fists.
• 2. Marriage is stupid• and 100% the fault of women
• 1. Men have penises• ‘Hey. Look at me. I’m a man. I won’t fuck up whatever
it is that you’re trying to do.’
Random Dick
Random Dick, Cont.(Death and Shitting)
Size Matters
Dickline.com
Isn’t He Awesome????
• Thanks for enduring that guys!!!• All views in the powerpoint were 100% pasted
or paraphrased from Dick’s site• So please don’t hate me!!