misery 2.0
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THE AUTHOR
NAME: STEPHANIE QUEEN.BIRTH PLACE: MAINE (USA).
BIOGRAPHY: She is the great promise of the american literature. After leave the university she worked as gardener, clown, nurse, and secretary until publishing his first novel , a huge success.In his short career he has already achieved fame capricious and troubled author .
MISERYV. 2.0HOMAGE TO
STEPHEN KINGwith:
Amanda SeyfriedJulianne Moore
Opus nigrumTHE CHARACTER
Her fame, prestige ( and money ) are due to Misery
Potter saga, starring a courageous young orphan and apprentice alchemist who lives adventures and misadventures in Medieval
Europe .
¡AAAAAH!I'll be the first to
read...
When it came up for sale my last volume ....
Yes, that's me , a real bestseller . My fans are crazy about me.
MISERY is my favorite saga
Is it possible? mine too! ... Laura, I think we're made
for each other.
My books have thrilled a lot of people, but now I want to write something different. ….So I killed Misery, that's the end of my last
novel. HA HA HA , it's nothing personal, .. And this no one knows , not even ....
Stephanie, the time is over !, we need
the original manuscript as soon as possible or we're
all in trouble
Can not you send the manuscript by
courier ?
…. my editors, who just yesterday called me very urgently by videoconference to discuss it.Damn ungrateful parasites ... without me they would be ruined !
Are you crazy?, I never
separate myself from my manuscripts .
¡AY, CARAMBA!
And so, now I am on a foggy road, driving a little drunk from the wood cabin where I find the inspiration to the city to deliver my precious manuscript ...
Mmmmm, I have a bad feeling ...
BUM!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRG
GGGGGG!, ¡SHIT!
Okay, I'm not on the road , I am now driving among the trees ...HA HA HA ,I'M GONNA DIE!
Do not panic Stephanie , my name is Carrie and I am the greatest of your fans.
think we were destined to meet us because you crashed your car near
my hotel...
My isolated winter hotel
with no coberture...
I really appreciate your help, but I
have to go to the city to deliver my
very latest book, is urgent.
Impossible. You need to rest. You're
wounded.Also,I have medical
knowledge.
EHEM, Is Your manuscript in that bag?
Yeah, emmh, do you want to
read it?
It's the less I can do for you and
your cures.
Misery dies???!Oh, no way, if she does'nt change it, I'm gonna kill her
Of course she could not resist the temptation.But when she reached the last chapter.... ¡Killer eyes!
Misery IV
STEPHANIE, WE
SHOULD TALK,
BITCH!!!!
I'll write..I'll write..
What the hell do you mean with “realistic ending”? Write another and burn the original,
or you will kwow what suffering is!
Ehem, do you like it?
Oh, yes, Misery lives and finds the true love with the runaway monk.
It's pefect!
Tac tac tac tac...
She treated me like nobody before.After a whole day of exhausting work , the last chapter was rewritten ...
Toshiba
GLUPS!
Tac tac tac tac...