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Mon Petit Villain ©Exobubz 2014 Mon Petit Villain Chanyeol is a super human. Baekhyun is his husband and Shadow is his anti-hero. Oddly enough, he never sees the two in the same room. It was happening again. As he was promptly cutting vegetables in the kitchen that were to be thrown into a steam pot, Baekhyun heard the cracking of their front door and his husband’s quiet “Shit,” when he realized what he had done. Used to the situation time and time again, Baekhyun sighed and dropped his activity. Striding over to the front of the apartment, he wiped his hands on his apron before taking it off and setting it on a counter top. “Chanyeol, is that you?” he asked rather routinely. “Hi, Baek,” Chanyeol said as Baekhyun turned a corner and saw him standing near their cracked and newly broken door. “I didn’t mean to.” “I know, I know,” Baekhyun replied as he walked over. “You never do.” Standing on his toes, he craned upwards and pressed his lips hastily on Chanyeol’s lips. “How was work today?” “Completely fine,” Chanyeol sighed as he allowed Baekhyun to loosen his tie. “There hasn’t been any crime going on in the city lately.” “Oh, that’s not good,” Baekhyun commented while he moved onto the buttons on the top of Chanyeol’s white shirt. Slanting his shoulders, Chanyeol nodded as he watched Baekhyun. “I know—I’ve been pent up. I don’t want to be, but I just am.” “Hasn’t Shadow been around?” Baekhyun asked, grabbing Chanyeol’s hand and beginning to guide him to the living room. “No! God knows where that bastard’s been,” Chanyeol groaned. “I feel like he’s going to do something drastic.”

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Mon Petit Villain

“Chanyeol is a super human. Baekhyun is his husband and Shadow is his anti-hero. Oddly

enough, he never sees the two in the same room.”

It was happening again.

As he was promptly cutting vegetables in the kitchen that were to be thrown into a

steam pot, Baekhyun heard the cracking of their front door and his husband’s quiet

“Shit,” when he realized what he had done. Used to the situation time and time again,

Baekhyun sighed and dropped his activity. Striding over to the front of the apartment, he

wiped his hands on his apron before taking it off and setting it on a counter top.

“Chanyeol, is that you?” he asked rather routinely.

“Hi, Baek,” Chanyeol said as Baekhyun turned a corner and saw him standing near their

cracked and newly broken door. “I didn’t mean to.”

“I know, I know,” Baekhyun replied as he walked over. “You never do.” Standing on his

toes, he craned upwards and pressed his lips hastily on Chanyeol’s lips. “How was work

today?”

“Completely fine,” Chanyeol sighed as he allowed Baekhyun to loosen his tie. “There

hasn’t been any crime going on in the city lately.”

“Oh, that’s not good,” Baekhyun commented while he moved onto the buttons on the

top of Chanyeol’s white shirt.

Slanting his shoulders, Chanyeol nodded as he watched Baekhyun. “I know—I’ve been

pent up. I don’t want to be, but I just am.”

“Hasn’t Shadow been around?” Baekhyun asked, grabbing Chanyeol’s hand and

beginning to guide him to the living room.

“No! God knows where that bastard’s been,” Chanyeol groaned. “I feel like he’s going to

do something drastic.”

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“That wouldn’t be very good,” Baekhyun said as he settled Chanyeol on the couch. “Do

you want some water? It’s going to take a while for me to finish cooking.”

Chanyeol began to shake his head, but then decided that he was feeling somewhat

parched. “Yeah—That’d be nice.”

“One glass of water for Seoul’s best super hero coming right up,” Baekhyun said,

chuckling.

While he walked back to their kitchen, Chanyeol plopped down on the couch cushions.

“What good of a super hero am I if I have nothing to do? All I do is accidentally break

things when nothing’s happening. It’s like I become the city’s villain when everyone’s

gone—I break things!”

“Don’t say it like that,” Baekhyun argued gently from the kitchen. “You just need

someone to fight against. You have Shadow, don’t you?”

All the way from the kitchen, Baekhyun could hear Chanyeol bitterly laugh. “Baek, I

don’t know where he is right now. He’s probably off taking some sort of vacation! Argh,

he’s so confusing.”

“And why’s that?”

Rolling on his back, Chanyeol stared up at the ceiling. “I don‘t know. It’s like he only a

causes chaos when he wants to. He‘ll give me headaches for two weeks straight and

then cause a pandemic, and the next thing I know, he’s gone for two months.”

Coming back with a glass of icy cold water, Baekhyun leaned over the back of the

couch and held the glass out for Chanyeol, who took it with great thanks. Baekhyun

watched as Chanyeol sat up and took a sip before returning back to his gloomy cloud.

“Maybe you can go out for a fly tonight? Exert some of that extra energy, maybe?”

Baekhyun suggested.

Chanyeol thought about it for a while. “Maybe I should jump off the Namsan tower…”

“What?”

“Well, if Shadow’s taking a vacation, I might as well do something fun instead of waiting

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around and waiting for something to happen,” Chanyeol reasoned.

Moving around the couch, Baekhyun took a seat next to Chanyeol. “Well, I guess if you

pull up and fly back up within three hundred meters from the ground, then—”

“That’d be playing it safe,” Chanyeol said, waving Baekhyun’s thought off. “How about

one hundred feet?”

“You’d be smacking your face on the gravel if you waited that long to pull yourself back

up,” Baekhyun pointed out.

“Yeah, but it’d be more exciting, wouldn’t it?”

Crossing his arms, Baekhyun gave Chanyeol a disapproving look. “Yeol, the last time

Shadow left and you got bored, you nearly knocked a building off its foundation. And the

time before that? You went on an extreme fishing trip, which got me a husband with a

large cut on his arm.”

“I heal quickly!”

“But if you die from doing something stupid, you can’t bring yourself back to life,”

Baekhyun said.

Chanyeol opened his mouth to brashly refute, but then thought about it. “Well, see, we

don’t know that yet.”

Rolling his eyes, Baekhyun shook his head. “If you think I’m going to have sex with your

undead dick after you’re done killing yourself, the answer’s no.” Pushing himself off the

seating, Baekhyun gently patted Chanyeol on the cheek. “Fly around the city or

something. Do something safe, alright?”

“Safe’s not exciting,” Chanyeol pouted.

“Shadow might come back soon, though,” Baekhyun said optimistically as he left.

“Maybe he’ll have something in store for you.”

“I don’t know when that’ll be.” Chanyeol ruffled his hair and stood up, deciding to follow

Baekhyun to the kitchen. Once there, he sat on a stool and watched as Baekhyun

continued to cook. “So I’ll try not to be so reckless this time. I promise.”

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Baekhyun rolled his eyes, but gave Chanyeol a small smile. “You always make

promises. You never keep them though.”

Chanyeol frowned. “Hey, that’s not true. I promised I’d marry you, didn’t I?”

Laughing, Baekhyun nodded. “I forgot about that one.”

Chanyeol snorted. “Of course, you did. Of course you’d forget, especially with that

diamond ring on your ring finger screaming out my love for you every day,” he said with

a voice that was dripping with sarcasm.

Baekhyun glanced down at his hand and grinned. “Right. The ring you forged yourself.”

“Damn right.”

“Alright,” Baekhyun said, trying to rephrase his previous statement. “You always

promise to refrain from doing stupid things, but you end up coming home looking like

you’ve been messing around with dangerous stuff.”

“You know I get pent up and bored,” Chanyeol sighed. “I guess you wouldn’t

understand. You’re only human—literally.”

Baekhyun slanted his lips as he turned away from the stove to face Chanyeol, who sat

just over the kitchen island counter. “I’m only human, I know, but I know you more than

you think. Listen, just wait a couple days, alright? Something might happen. There’s

going to be a masquerade ball held by the city soon, right?”

“Yeah, the mayor invited us to it as honored guests,” Chanyeol mumbled.

“Then we’ll go and hope that something tragic and terrifying ensues.”

Chanyeol gave Baekhyun a look. “You want something terrible to happen?” he scoffed.

“That’s a little twisted, don’t you think?”

“If it keeps you from killing yourself and making me go into widow status, then so be it. I

hope Shadow comes back and fucks the entire place up,” Baekhyun chuckled, throwing

his hands up in front of him.

“I don’t know whether to kiss you for caring,” Chanyeol said with a small smirk, “or to

punish you for wanting tragic things to happen around the city I live on a day to day

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basis to try and protect.”

“How about you do both later tonight?” Baekhyun smirked.

“You mean sex?”

“It’s a great way to use some of that energy, Yeol,” Baekhyun hummed.

“Maybe for humans,” Chanyeol said. “I’m super human, remember?”

“Then we’ll be up twice as long than normal couples. Simple as that.”

Chanyeol chuckled. “Simple as that, I guess.”

Nothing was more upsetting and frustrating to Baekhyun than overhearing Chanyeol’s

superhero activities at work. Having a career in the journalism line gave no room for

Chanyeol to keep any secrets in terms of his activities and all its wonderful turn outs.

As he stood in the copy room waiting for the dinosaur machine to turn on and start, his

ears caught word that Chanyeol had flown right into a bridge column and seriously

damaged the infrastructure. The looks that he got around the bustling office made it

obvious that people were curious as to what he had to say about his husband’s

dangerous activities, but Baekhyun carried on, smiling to the world as if he didn’t want

to smash Chanyeol’s super thick skull against a wall for being so reckless.

Later that night, Baekhyun refused to talk to Chanyeol despite the giant’s attempts to try

and coax him into speaking. There wasn’t much Baekhyun could do to try and stop

Chanyeol’s impulsive behavior. It was all out of his own humanly power. The best he

could do was give the giant the silent treatment in hope that it would help to some

degree.

“I’m sorry!”

“I didn’t mean to!”

“I didn’t see it in time!”

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“I helped them fix it, Baek!”

“Look at me, Baek, I’m sorry…” Chanyeol said, putting his hands on Baekhyun’s waist

as the smaller tried to nudge him away. “I promise—”

“Don’t you dare start, Park Chanyeol,” Baekhyun said, finally breaking his silence. “This

is like the millionth time that you’ve—”

“I know, I know,” Chanyeol quickly said, pulling Baekhyun’s back against him and

rocking their bodies from side to side to try, calming the smaller male. There was a knife

in Baekhyun’s hand, and Chanyeol didn’t want to end up in pieces like the vegetables

on the cutting board. “I’m sorry…”

Sighing, Baekhyun gave up, setting aside all sharp objects and pushing Chanyeol

slightly away. “I swear to god, Chanyeol…” he sighed, shaking his head. “If you don’t

learn to control yourself and quit making me worried all the time, then…”

Chanyeol frowned. “Then what?” he asked cautiously.

Pursing his lips, Baekhyun narrowed his eyes. “Then I’m leaving you….”

A silence passed as they kept their eyes locked. After a while, Baekhyun bit his lips and

looked away, convincing Chanyeol that his bluff was actually the truth. When he tried to

move elsewhere, Chanyeol caught him by the forearm, eyes tight on him with an

expression on his face that made Baekhyun question whether he went too far with the

bluff.

“No.” Chanyeol’s jaw locked just as his grip on Baekhyun’s arm tightened. “You won’t...”

When Baekhyun said nothing, Chanyeol pulled him back. “Don’t say stuff like that.”

Holding his chin up high, Baekhyun grimaced. “Well, I don’t want to live a life where all I

do is constantly worry!”

Suddenly, it was Chanyeol who was on the offensive. Letting Baekhyun go, he took a

step back and curled his hands into fists. “You knew it wasn’t going to be an easy life

with me, Baek,” Chanyeol snapped. “I’m not even human, for crying out loud! Can

normal people do this!?”

Snapping his fingers together, Chanyeol created a small flame on his index finger that

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quickly escalated, growing bigger and bigger until Baekhyun was left with his jaw open

and eyes glued to the blackening ceiling.

“Park Chanyeol, you’re going to burn down our apartment!” he screamed at the giant.

“Stop it! We’re going to get fined!”

Chanyeol conceded to Baekhyun’s barks and vanquished the flame. “I don’t know what

you expected when you decided you wanted to marry me…” he mumbled before slowly

moving out of the kitchen.

Baekhyun stood and watched as Chanyeol left. He tried to go back to cooking, but soon

found that his mind was too preoccupied by their little clash. Sighing, he decided he

couldn’t continue on cooking while Chanyeol was somewhere in the apartment

emotionally dead by his simple little white lie. Taking off his apron and turning off all gas

appliances in use, he quickly washed his hands and made his way from room to room

until he found Chanyeol curled up in their bed.

Quietly walking inside the bedroom, Baekhyun flipped the lights on and cocked his head

at the sight of Chanyeol covering himself under the sheets. With a gentle look on his

face, Baekhyun set a knee on the foot of the bed and began crawling his way to the

large lump. Once he reached his husband, he began to poke the body and tug on the

sheets.

“Chanyeol,” Baekhyun hummed. “Open up the sheets and let me in, please.” When

Baekhyun received no response, he straddled Chanyeol and continued to try and

provoke him. “Chanyeol, I’m pregnant,” he cooed, “your alien cum created a child inside

of me. Come out here and be a father.”

Underneath the sheets, Chanyeol groaned and tried to wriggle Baekhyun off of him, but

to no avail. “Get off.”

Raising his brows, Baekhyun stopped moving. “I said I was sorry, Yeol,” he said softly,

continuing to try and pry himself forgiveness from the giant.

A passive silence ensued before Chanyeol flipped the covers off his face, meeting

Baekhyun by the eyes. “Even if you were to leave me, I wouldn’t let you go that easily,”

he said, giving Baekhyun a serious look.

Smiling, Baekhyun chuckled. “No. You wouldn’t.”

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“I mean, you can try and run—I’d even give you a ten minute head start, but I’ll always

catch you.”

“Of course.”

“And you can’t even fly away by plane, because I can fly faster than that, too.”

“I know you do. I’ve seen you.”

“Plus, where would you find someone else as handsome as me?” Chanyeol asked.

Baekhyun thought about it. “Maybe in Italy I can find someone as handsome as y—”

“Trick question,” Chanyeol cut in. “There’s no one else so don’t even try.”

Laughing, Baekhyun leaned over and pulled the rest of the covers away from

Chanyeol’s face. Laying himself atop the giant, Baekhyun placed a quick kiss on

Chanyeol’s lips and grinned. “I wasn’t planning to.”

Chanyeol took the gesture, but remained silently watching Baekhyun for a few seconds.

Then he said, “I’ll be more careful… I mean it this time.”

“That’s all I’m asking for,” Baekhyun said in return as he rolled off of Chanyeol and lied

beside him, grabbing and holding onto the giant’s hand.

They let the silence engulf them for a few minutes, not bothering to crack the comforting

silence. However, the moment was broken the moment Chanyeol’s stomach made its

announcement that he was hungry. Softly laughing, Baekhyun untangled his fingers

from Chanyeol’s despite feeling the resistance by his husband.

“I’m going to finish up cooking,” Baekhyun told him as he slid off the bed. “Come on.”

“You’re not going to give me the silent treatment anymore, are you?”

“Only if you don’t help,” Baekhyun grinned.

Raising his brows, Chanyeol sat up on the bed and threw the covers off. “I’ll help then.”

Sensing the seriousness in Chanyeol’s voice, Baekhyun was taken aback. “I was

kidding—”

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“The last time you were ‘kidding’ you threatened to leave me, so excuse me for not

wanting to take any chances,” Chanyeol said, sticking out his tongue as he stumbled off

the bed, almost tripping on the bed sheets.

Baekhyun waited for Chanyeol to reach him, and when he did, Baekhyun lead the way

out the door. “Like I said, I wasn’t being serious, okay?”

Shaking his head, Chanyeol snorted as he threw his arm around Baekhyun’s shoulder,

pulling him in closer as they walked. “I can risk my life for other people, Baek, but

believe me. I wouldn’t risk anything if it meant losing you, alright?”

“Okay.”

“I mean it.”

“I know.”

Baekhyun knew he had to do something.

If women had that time of the month, Chanyeol also had his, except in his case, it

always happened whenever nothing exciting challenged him to his full potential;

therefore all his stored energy is used up by doing careless things, which Baekhyun was

convinced was the reason why he was so stressed at times.

As he listened to Chanyeol’s heavy breathing and felt the giant’s arm around his waist,

Baekhyun stayed up all night thinking about his options once again. It was around one

in the morning when he decided that it was time to plan things once again to give

Chanyeol his daily dose of criminal activity.

Standing up on his toes, Baekhyun quickly placed a kiss on Chanyeol’s lips, teasingly

refusing to give another when Chanyeol stretched his head down for more.

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“Come on, Baek,” Chanyeol pouted as Baekhyun fixed his appearance for him.

“It’s punishment, you large oaf,” Baekhyun hummed, glancing upwards and giving

Chanyeol a smirk. “Just for this morning.”

Dissatisfied, but unrelenting, Chanyeol exaggeratedly slumped his shoulders. “Alright.”

Baekhyun stepped back as he watched Chanyeol turn around, reaching for the door. He

waited for a few convenient seconds before piping up about his plans for the day, trying

to seem as casual as he could about it.

“I forgot to tell you!” he quickly said, causing Chanyeol to stop and look at him. “I have

the day off so Jongin’s coming over.”

“Is he going to drop off some work again?” Chanyeol asked.

“Same as always,” Baekhyun said, shrugging.

Chanyeol sighed. “You know, there’s a reason why these are called days off, Park

Baekhyun. You should really take the purpose seriously.”

“I’ll take it easy,” Baekhyun assured with a smile.

“I’d rather you pamper yourself on these days,” Chanyeol suggested as he pulled open

the door. “But if you want to work, then I guess that’s fine, too. Just don’t overwork

yourself.”

Walking Chanyeol out, Baekhyun leaned against the door. “I won’t,” he replied as he

continued to give his skeptical husband a smile that refused to falter. “The same goes

for you. Don’t do anything stupid. Please.”

“I won’t.”

They stood frozen for a second before Chanyeol thought what the hell and stooped

down to steal another kiss from Baekhyun’s lips. “One for the road,” was his reason.

And when he disappeared and went off, Baekhyun rolled his eyes, chuckling as he

closed the door, not bothering to point out that the idiot didn’t even use the road.

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“Password?”

“Baek, come on.”

“Fine.”

Undoing the locks to the front door, Baekhyun pulled it open and stepped aside when

Jongin let himself in. As the latter looked around the apartment as if to see if Chanyeol

was really gone, Baekhyun fixed the welcome mat outside and closed the door.

“You know, this was really under short notice,” Jongin commented, following Baekhyun

to the bedroom.

“I should’ve called you days ago. I don’t know why I kept pushing the issue aside,”

Baekhyun confessed. When he reached the hallway, he flipped the lights on.

“Well, I hope you’ve been using your time wisely,” Jongin sighed as glanced up at the

light fixtures.

“I’ve been thinking—as usual.”

Reaching his office, Baekhyun pushed inside and immediately headed to the walk in

closet. Jongin followed soon after and watched as Baekhyun scrambled to carry box

after box out of the room. “Doesn’t Chanyeol ever wonder why you clean the rest of

your house, but not this cluster fuck of shit?” he muttered, bearing witness to the

multitude of papers lying around.

“He does, but he doesn’t bother me about it, because he knows I don’t like it when he

asks,” Baekhyun chuckled as he went deeper and deeper until he found the box he was

looking for. “It’s pretty helpful though,” he grunted as he made his way back. “He doesn’t

come in here to rummage around.”

“Imagine the surprise he’d get if he found out what you like to do as a hobby.”

“The things I do for love,” Baekhyun sighed.

Setting the large brown box in between them, Baekhyun crouched down and began to

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pull items out. First out in the open was a pair of dark black jeans and a cloak followed

by a mask and a pair of black gloves.

“Lately, the jeans have been feeling a bit tight,” Baekhyun mumbled as he continued to

pull things out until he decided to just ultimately dump it all on the floor. “Chanyeol says

he likes how my butt feels though, so I’m conflicted about whether or not I should go on

a diet…”

“I’m not here to talk about your ass and your love life,” Jongin scoffed, “so put on your

game face.”

Baekhyun smirked and ran a hand through his hair. “If you say so, my beloved

sidekick.”

Rolling his eyes at the term, Jongin ignored the remark and watched as Baekhyun

pulled out a couple of devices. “How many left over hand grenades do you have?” he

asked.

“I think I have about ten left,” Baekhyun mumbled as he looked for more, setting aside

the five that he found. “Chanyeol managed to take half of the ones I made the last time

we had an encounter with him. I think he figured out that they’re dissolvable with water.”

“You make it too easy for him to foil you,” Jongin commented.

“I like to be environmentally efficient while I’m trying to entertain my husband, alright?”

Baekhyun replied after finding only seven. “Should I make more?”

“That depends,” Jongin said as he took a seat on the floor. “When’re we doing this?”

“There’s a masquerade ball coming up,” Baekhyun said as he took out a Taser gun.

“Chanyeol and I are honored guests at the event—is this too bland of a weapon?”

“That’s just in a few days,” Jongin said, laying his eyes on the buzzing weapon that

Baekhyun was putting dangerously close to him. “I can—stop that— I can build some

bombs that we can stick to the walls again. I have nothing on my schedule since

Kyungsoo wants me to stay home and take care of this new dog that we got.”

“Perfect,” Baekhyun said, licking his bottom lip. “Don’t make them too intense. I don’t

want to cause too much damage. Chanyeol always ends up offering to help fix things

and I’d rather have him home.”

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Jongin reached over and took the coiled copper wires. “Are we going to be doing

anything with electricity?”

“Yeah, but you just need to infiltrate the power box in the venue’s basement and shut

the systems down for a few minutes.”

“Should I just control the system with my computer so we can time the shut down when

you plan to start?”

“That’s an even better idea,” Baekhyun hummed. When he spotted a small box and a

wireless microphone, he remembered something. Reaching for the item, he said,

“Before I forget, we need to get this voice box fixed.”

“What’s wrong with it?” Jongin asked as he took the black box from Baekhyun’s hand.

Turning on the device, he tested it out. “Hello? Hello?” He looked at it. “It seems fine to

me.”

“It’s not fine,” Baekhyun insisted taking the device back. “Listen.”

Putting the earpiece on and positioning the small microphone near his mouth, Baekhyun

cleared his throat. “Hello,”he tested. “I’m Shadow. Fear me.”

Giving Baekhyun a skeptical look, Jongin quirked his lips. “I don’t hear anything wrong

with it?”

Grunting, Baekhyun took off the device and held it in front of Jongin’s face. “You can

clearly hear my voice. It’s not deep enough.”

“It’s fine!” Jongin persisted, pushing Baekhyun’s hand back.

“No, no,” Baekhyun denied, shaking his head. “It needs to be fixed.”

“Really?” Jongin said as if he was in disbelief over Baekhyun’s paranoia.

“Please.”

Giving into the demands of his unrelenting friend, Jongin took back the device and set it

aside, making a mental note to take it with him. “Okay, fine. I’ll see what I can do.”

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Baekhyun smiled. “I’m so lucky to have you as a sidekick.”

“I’m not your sidekick,” Jongin scoffed, giving Baekhyun a glance as he rose to his feet.

“This is just fun every once in a while.”

“It’s kind of like a boys night out.”

“Except we go around trying to kill your husband,” Jongin pointed out. “He burned me

last time, you know.” Pulling up the sleeve of his jacket, he took a moment to show

Baekhyun the small, but noticeable scar on his forearm. “I had to tell Kyungsoo that it

happened when I was trying to bake.”

Baekhyun frowned as he touched the scar. “We need to fix your suit then…” he

mumbled before looking up and meeting Jongin’s eyes. “Have the sleeves be longer.

Then make the entire thing fireproof like mine.”

“Yours is fireproof?”

A silence followed.

“You’re kidding, right?”

Jongin gave him a blank look. “Are you seriously telling me that all this time, I didn’t

even have to worry about getting burned to dust by your husband if I had a suit like

yours?”

“Do you really think I’d be cocky five feet away from him if I didn’t have that thing?”

Groaning, Baekhyun slapped a hand on his forehead, slowly dragging it down on his

face. “Just get yours tailored. I’ll give you the number of the guy who made mine.”

Grumbling things near the lines of “All this fucking time,” and “God, damn it, I’m banned

from the kitchen because of this,” Jongin found a plastic bag around the room and

tossed Baekhyun’s voice box inside it as well as one of the homemade grenades, taking

it upon himself to make more.

After Baekhyun set everything back in the box and made sure nothing had been

accidentally set off, he left the room first before locking it after Jongin stepped out as

well. Just as he was about to speak, the two of them heard Baekhyun’s cellphone

ringing.

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Apologizing, Baekhyun left Jongin to walk to the living room without him as he rushed to

the bedroom and unplugged the cellular device from its charger. After seeing

Chanyeol’s name flash up on the screen, he took the call without hesitation.

“Hey,” he greeted in a bright tone as if he wasn’t being a diabolical spouse a few

minutes before. “What’s going on? Why’re you calling?”

“I just wanted to check up on you,” Chanyeol replied before asking, “why do you sound

like you’re breathless?”

“Hm? Oh, I just got done running over here to answer the phone,” Baekhyun replied,

rubbing his forehead. “I was working.”

“Take it easy,” Chanyeol reminded him.

Nodding as if Chanyeol could see him, Baekhyun hummed in agreement. “I know, I

know. You take it easy, too.”

“It’s been too easy lately, Baek,” he heard Chanyeol sigh. “I need something other than

saving a few cats here and there.”

Pursing his lips, Baekhyun listened as Chanyeol spoke of his boredom and struggle to

contain himself. “Maybe something will happen soon,” Baekhyun said once again, trying

to keep Chanyeol’s hopes up.

“Oddly enough, I hope so.”

Pausing for a few seconds, Baekhyun took in a breath and attempted to pull the mood

back up. “Anyways, I set up an appointment for you tomorrow at the tuxedo store for a

fitting. I’ll go with you, of course. We need to get our costumes in gear for the ball—and

by that, I mean we need to get our masks.”

“Can we get matching masks?”

“If you want,” Baekhyun said, smiling.

“Well, I have to go now. There’s a fire on the other side of the city,” Chanyeol sighed,

sounding tired and bored, “but I’ll see you tonight.”

“Okay, I love you.”

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“I love you, too.”

After hanging up, Baekhyun was left to stare at his home screen for the longest time,

contemplating on how Chanyeol sounded during the entire call; weary. Biting his lips, he

gripped the phone in his hand before turning his head and shouting for Jongin.

Plans needed to be changed and heightened to something a little more dramatic and

drastic.

“Things happen, plans change. I’m going need you to reconfigure the sprinkler system

inside, too.”

“So that any remnants of the bomb doesn’t catch anything on fire?”

“That, plus it’ll keep certain things in check.”

The venue was as flashy as Baekhyun expected it to be. The city had their own red

carpet event, which he had to drag Chanyeol to for appearances sake despite the taller

not wanting to bother with the flash photography. Holding Chanyeol’s hand, Baekhyun

took his time bowing and greeting a few people until Chanyeol decided that the public

had enough photos and began to pull him in towards the large building.

Nothing was spared in decorating the palace-like insides of the venue and as Baekhyun

put on his mask after helping Chanyeol put on his, he looked about to see if all the

objects that Jongin and he had placed a few days before were present.

The security cameras around seemed perfectly fine to those who never paid attention

much, but to Baekhyun’s eye, he could see the bugs that Jongin planted the night

before. When Chanyeol asked what he was smiling about, Baekhyun only laughed.

“It’s just really nice in here. I can tell it’s going to be a good night.”

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“Let’s say that people are going to get hurt—”

“Jongin, when has someone ever gotten hurt?”

“Baek, it’s only because of your husband that no one ever does.”

“Exactly. Now place a detonator on the glass ceiling.”

“I swear to god, we’re going to blind someone.”

To no surprise, the appetizers going around on the trays were delicious as always.

Baekhyun had no issue eating and laughing with Chanyeol as the two of them moved

past many people to hunt for the better ones, but it was right along Baekhyun’s fifth or

sixth jumbo shrimp that he remembered that his outfit was beginning to tighten. Instead

of ruining the mood by refusing to eat anymore, Baekhyun played it off and shoved the

shrimp in Chanyeol’s mouth, cooing at him to eat it.

“Sometimes I think about hiring people.”

“Why don’t you?”

“This gig is kind of a secret.”

“Then let’s make people.”

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Falling into the urge, Chanyeol hooked his two fingers on collar of his suit and began to

tug. “This is really uncomfortable, Baek.”

Baekhyun gave him a look before looking around. The two of them stood out like two

sore thumbs in the midst of a crowd that was very social. But it wasn’t soon until they

moved from people to people, making small talk along the way.

The entire ball was supposed to be anonymous, but everyone already knew who was

behind the masks that they wore. Chanyeol’s height and voice gave it away, and by

default, the smaller male beside him was obviously his husband.

Having plans to destroy everyone’s night didn’t mean that Baekhyun couldn’t have fun

while he still could. After deciding that they had socialized enough, he pulled Chanyeol

to the dance floor, smiling at the grateful giant and interlocked their fingers.

The music changed for the better—in Baekhyun’s opinion. It went from slow and

classical to something a little more classically raunchy, which was a good enough

excuse for him to dance against Chanyeol with his back up against the giant’s chest,

subtly moving his hips and moving away when he felt Chanyeol becoming needy.

“What’re you doing?” Chanyeol huskily asked against his ear when he held him by the

waist and drew him back in. “This isn’t the time to be a little vixen.”

“Hmmm,” Baekhyun hummed, placing his hand on top of Chanyeol’s, slowly prying his

hold off his waist. “I’m not doing anything.”

“Of course you’re not,” Chanyeol quietly scoffed as he turned Baekhyun to face him.

Smirking down at the male, Chanyeol took notice of how the mask helped showcase his

husband’s eyes. “You wouldn’t do something as evil as trying to get me aroused at a

public event, right?”

Grinning, Baekhyun shook his head as he laughed. “I’m nowhere near that evil.”

I’m above and beyond.

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Baekhyun and Shadow are two people that are never at the same place at the same

time. And for that, Baekhyun is glad his husband wasn’t sharp enough to pick up on the

fact.

As the ball dragged on, Baekhyun waited for the large clock bearing over the venue’s

grand staircase to ring at ten before he made his move. He worked the suspense as he

danced with Chanyeol, faking gradual illness until Chanyeol had to pull them aside.

Cupping Baekhyun’s face, Chanyeol looked worriedly at him with his features strict. “Are

you okay? What’s wrong? Do you feel sick?”

Baekhyun bit his lips for effect and began to breathe heavily before closing his eyes.

Shaking Chanyeol’s hands off, he took a step back, placing a hand on his forehead.

“I…I think I need to go to the bathroom,” he mumbled.

“I’ll go with you—”

“No,” Baekhyun said quickly, furiously shaking his head. “Stay here. You’re the guest of

honor. I think they’re going to announce some sort of award for you soon. I’ll be fine.”

“Baekhyun,” Chanyeol said sternly.

“I’ll be fine!” Baekhyun insisted, trying to smile.

For a second, Chanyeol remained stoic before he hesitantly relented. “If you’re not back

in five minutes, I’m going in the restroom. I don’t want you accidentally fainting.”

“I’m sure someone will find me if that ever happened,” Baekhyun grinned as he began

to move again, leaving Chanyeol in the middle of the dance floor.

“That wasn’t funny!” Chanyeol called out.

As he watched Baekhyun’s figure disappear, Chanyeol pursed his lips and slumped his

shoulders, internally worrying for the smaller man. However worried he was, he was

forced to set his feelings aside for the meantime as he was asked by a young beautiful

lady for a dance.

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Walking past the bathroom, Baekhyun took a door that lead to the bustling kitchen of

the event. Ignoring the looks that he got, he made his way to the back kitchen exit

where he found Jongin waiting for him.

His jet black pants were skin tight, sticking onto his thighs perfectly as they shaped his

legs. Baekhyun didn’t just make sure that the pants were fireproof. He made sure they

were fashionable as well. One couldn’t rave chaos looking like a homeless man.

After his slender hands glided into his gloves, which were fire and water proof for safety

reasons, Baekhyun picked up the sleeves to his one piece suit and began to put on the

upper part of the uniform. Once his arms were slipped in, he turned his bare back to

Jongin, who was fully dressed and ready to go.

“Get off the bed and come zip this up.”

Jongin sighed, complying with the order. “Maybe you should get a costume that’s easier

to put on by yourself.”

“Then what’s a sidekick for?” Baekhyun chuckled as he worked on putting on his dark

helmet.

“Everything else.”

Chanyeol liked to credit himself for being sharp when it came to his duty, so while

Baekhyun was gone, he paid close attention to the details of the room to make sure that

nothing was amiss. Every person that he talked to, he made sure to be cautious until he

was sure that they were just normal class citizens excited to meet him.

Just when he was sure that everything was clear for no misdoings, the darkness hit the

ballroom faster than Chanyeol could curse.

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Piercing through his ears were the screams of all the people that he was just

associating with minutes before. The first thought that came through his mind was

Baekhyun. He was still in the men’s room and Chanyeol cursed himself for not checking

up on the male after his five minutes was due.

Instinctively he tried to pull away from his current dance partner at the time, but found

that they would not let go. Initially, Chanyeol that they had frozen in fear and couldn’t

bear to let the one person that they had a grip to go, but then he realized that unlike the

people around them, his dance partner wasn’t screaming in fear.

Before he could logically debunk the reason as to why, the speakers were put to use,

hurting everyone’s ears as the sharp frequency lasted a few painful seconds. Along with

everyone else in the dark, Chanyeol waited for an announcement— some sort of

excuse for the complete black out— but instead heard the voice of someone who had

been missing for quite some time.

“Testing, testing, can all of you hear me?”

Shadow.

“Oh, perfect.”

Gritting his teeth, Chanyeol tried to pull away again, but just as his last attempt, he

failed, feeling his partner gripping so tightly on his sleeve that he was worried it would

tear. “Let go,” he sternly muttered, not wanting to be loud. But his partner didn’t heed.

“I hope you all had a nice little ball, because really, this venue was lovely.” There was

the sound of shuffling as Shadow fixed his microphone’s position. “However, it’s a little

dark in here…Too dark.”

Blind but still capable of hearing, Chanyeol read the thudding of boots that were

distinctive in the room that had hushed silent the moment the villain began to speak.

“Isn’t Park Chanyeol present here tonight?” Shadow asked, chuckling.“Where are you,

love? Aren’t you going to come light this place up? Don’t you want to see me? I am your

favorite anti-hero, aren’t I?”

Chanyeol kept silent, letting the villain ride out his remarks. But then he figured what the

hell and switched his sight to night vision. Moving his head around, he tried to search for

an individual that stood out and soon spotted a person who was pacing back and forth

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on the balcony above the grand staircase.

“Well, this is a shame, Park Chanyeol.” Shadow sarcastically sighed. </i>“I guess I’ll

have to light this place up myself.”</i>

The first scream came from his right. The second Chanyeol heard was from behind him.

Soon, it was everywhere. From every direction, he heard the splashing of liquid and the

terrified cries of people. Just as he was looking around, two glowing circles caught his

eye.

He didn’t know why he never picked up on it before, but his partner’s eyes were

glowing. Not in a romantic way.

Chanyeol’s attention went to his arm. Finally, he tried using one of his own hands to

push the grip away, but found that his female partner had the grip of steel. And that’s

when Chanyeol realized he messed up.

The woman only let him go when she needed both of her hands to catch a weapon that

was thrown to her by another female who had the exact same glowing eyes. When

Chanyeol saw that it was a makeshift flame thrower, he was taken aback with the

instinct to immediately confiscate it.

But he wasn’t quick enough.

An innocent man who looked as if he was doused with water blindly pushed his way

around the crowd, having the unfortunate luck to stumble on the woman Chanyeol was

standing in front of.

Pointing the device at the man, the woman showed no mercy as she flamed him from

top to bottom.

In a panic, the man ran flailed his arms in the air, desperately crying and rolling on the

floor in his attempt to put himself out of his fiery misery.

In the midst of all the chaos and as the number of burning people increased, Chanyeol

heard the villain laughing as if it seeing people burn away was the funniest thing in the

world.

“You wouldn’t light up the room, so I did it for you,” Shadow cracked, leaning against the

balcony as he laughed and watched as it became possible to see in the room. “This is

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beautiful. It’s like a bonfire, but with people instead of logs.”

Never had Chanyeol seen Shadow do anything as drastic as burning people. The villain

had attempted to blow up main bridges and destroy monumental buildings and

skyscrapers, but never had he had the guts to douse people in gasoline and set them

on fire.

Wherever Shadow had been for the last few months, Chanyeol knew that it wasn’t spent

just being idle.

Taking action, Chanyeol made a grab for the woman’s weapon. If she was human, he

wouldn’t have used his super strength, but the moment that it clicked in his mind that

she was not, he didn’t hesitate. Curling his hands in a fist, he grabbed the weapon and

pulled it forward, ultimately pulling the woman close enough to smash her face in.

The metal against his knuckles proved Chanyeol’s suspicion. Beneath the synthetic

skin, Chanyeol knew what was beyond the appearance was nothing more than advance

mechanics.

As the female robot malfunctioned on the floor, Chanyeol turned his attention to the

frantic citizens. “Get out!” he yelled as loud as he could. Grabbing men from the crowd,

he instructed them the basic directions out of the dark.

Knowing that it was near impossible for many to find their way out of the chaotic room,

Chanyeol made the choice to sacrifice some of the decorations. Shooting a spark of fire

in four directions, he engulfed four decorative drapes that hung on the walls in flames,

immediately making it possible for everyone to see.

Again, he shouted commands, telling people to evacuate. Once a flow began to head

towards the front, Chanyeol focused on the people who still found themselves

overwhelmed in flames. Throwing flares up towards the ceiling, Chanyeol triggered the

water system.

As the water began to drench everyone and everything in the room, Chanyeol checked

the ones on fire and froze in his place. Once the fire was put out, he saw that none of

the people who were set aflame were burned or injured. He was just as baffled as they

were. Just as the victims checked themselves for burn marks, Chanyeol did the same,

going over every feature, but reaching the same conclusion as them.

Then the fizzling sound of machinery caught his ears’ attention once the fire victims

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snapped out of their trance and ran out of the venue along with all the others. Turning

around, Chanyeol witnessed as the robotic wenches began to malfunction under the

falling water and dropped to the floor.

Snapping his eyes upwards, Chanyeol glared, fixing his attention at the villain who was

nonchalantly leaning against the railing, watching as the venue cleared, leaving him

alone with his failed efforts and mechanical henchwomen.

“I should’ve made them waterproof,” Shadow drawled, moving his hand in slow

motions. “Whoops.”

Whoops?

Of all the things that villain could’ve done—scream, yell or curse in frustration— he said

whoops?

Chanyeol never knew what angle the anti-hero was playing from. In the past, his attacks

always had flaws. The grenades that he had confiscated half a year ago were

dissolvable by water. It was unfortunate for the villain seeing as how he decided to plot

against Chanyeol on a bridge that was right above water.

He didn’t know if Shadow was stupid and careless or if he liked watching Chanyeol go

into a frantic frenzy trying to protect everyone from defective weapons. Either way, the

villain’s cocky attitude jerked the hero the wrong way. He was always acting as if he

was the puppet master of the entire situation and Chanyeol was yet again one of his

toys.

But Chanyeol was never a fan of Shadow’s games.

By the time that the water system had finished dousing the entire ballroom with water

and the lights had conveniently flickered back on, Chanyeol was soaked wet from head

to toe compared to Shadow whose helmet and waterproof suit kept him dry.

“It’s like you drained the blood out of this party,” Shadow sighed, pushing himself

upright. “Did you really have to evacuate everyone? Where’s the fun in that?”

Clenching his fists, Chanyeol stood authoritatively against the villain who stood above

him. “What the hell do you think you’re doing?”

“I missed you. I thought I’d come and pay you a visit. However, you didn’t have to drive

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everyone else away.”

“Get out of here,” Chanyeol sternly demanded.

When Shadow laughed, the ballroom echoed the sound through the speakers. “But I

just got here and you already evacuated everyone.”

“Shadow—”

“Well, not everyone,” Shadow said slyly, causing Chanyeol to pause and evaluate what

the mischievous villain had up his sleeves. Before Chanyeol could question the male,

Shadow hummed as he teasingly balanced on his heels back and forth.

“Where’s your husband?”

The question instantly struck fear right into Chanyeol’s core. In the midst of everything,

he had forgotten his husband.

“You really slipped up, didn’t you? Leaving him alone for that long—Actually, you know

what? It was really easy kidnapping him,” Shadow boasted. “You should’ve heard him

screaming for you. He’s too cute, Park Chanyeol. Especially when he—”

Lifting off from the ground, Chanyeol launched himself straight up in the villain’s

direction. As if expecting it, Shadow spun out of the way, laughing as Chanyeol missed,

crashing into the wall down the hallway, past the balcony.

“Are you angry, hero?” the villain chided. “Are you upset that I have your husband?”

Pushing himself out of the rubbles, Chanyeol growled. All he saw was red—absolutely

furious and afraid at the same time. “You better not hurt him!” he screamed. “I will end

you if I find one scratch on him!”

“You could’ve ended me a long time ago, so you’re just bluffing,” Shadow shrugged.

Watching Chanyeol begin to recompose himself, Shadow threw his hands up in front of

him. “But if it makes you feel better, I’ll let you hear him.”

Instantly, there was a loud screech through the sound system and Chanyeol winced at

the pain that it brought to his ears. It didn’t last a full five seconds before he could hear

Baekhyun’s terrified voice.

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“Y-Yeol?”

With his breathing cut uneven, Chanyeol frantically looked around him as if he could

trace the source of his husband’s voice. “Baek!?”

“Yeol, help me…Please…”

“Baek, where’re you!?”

As Chanyeol broke down in a mental panic, Shadow leaned his back against the

balcony, facing the hero who was sure to kill him just to find where his husband was

being kept. Unbeknownst to the giant, Shadow was quietly imitating sobs under his

helmet.

“I-I don’t know… it’s dark in here, Yeol…I’m scared. I’m—”

Then the connection cut and that was all it took for Chanyeol to fully snap.

More than afraid for his husband, Chanyeol opened his palm and created a fire ball,

thrusting it quickly and aiming at Shadow’s cocky figure. “Where the hell did you put

him!?”

Letting the fire ball hit him, Shadow chuckled as minimal heat passed through his suit,

only warming him. “Now where’s the fun in telling you?”

“I’m not going to play this type of fucking game with you!”

“Then that’s too bad! Because we’re playing until I’m satisfied with y—”

It came as a surprise and it was something that Shadow never expected Park Chanyeol

to ever have the guts to do.

Picking up a large heavy piece of what was once a wall, Chanyeol hurled the heavy

object in Shadow’s way. Impacted hard on the chest, the villain fell backwards over the

balcony railing, hitting the hard ballroom floor loudly.

Within seconds, he didn’t even have time to recover from the fall. Chanyeol had jumped

off after him and landed right on top of the male. Before Shadow could maneuver out

from under, Chanyeol grabbed him by the front of his stretchable suit and pulled him

back up momentarily only to smash him back down on the floor.

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“Where is he?” Chanyeol growled dangerously, trying to control himself from killing the

villain right then and there.

Struggling to breath from Chanyeol’s grip, Shadow knew he needed something to

distract that male only for a second. In a broken voice, Shadow whispered a command

in his headpiece to his right-hand man and soon after an explosion was heard from far

away, breaking Chanyeol’s attention just enough for Shadow to make a move.

Using all of his strength, Shadow pushed Chanyeol on the chest just enough to roll off

to the side and quickly crawl to his knees. When the hero tried to make a grab for him,

Shadow made the decision to kick his leg up, hitting the giant right on the chest and

causing him to stumble back behind.

“I’m sorry for cutting this show short,” the villain breathlessly laughed as he limped

himself back on his feet, “but I should leave you be. You do have a husband to search

for.”

When Shadow tried to make an escape by making a sprint for the nearest hallway in the

grand ballroom, Chanyeol wouldn’t have it. However, the anti-hero knew that the giant

wouldn’t let go so easily.

Reaching into the pockets hidden by his cloak, Shadow pulled out a grenade, triggered

it, and thrusted it in Chanyeol’s direction.

Acting quickly, Chanyeol deflected the hand grenade by thrusting it upwards towards

the glass ceiling. Shadow didn’t know why, but he stopped running as his eyes followed

the object and watched its detonation.

When the bomb exploded, it burst just before it hit the physical glass ceiling itself.

However, Baekhyun’s eyes caught the sight of another bomb that he had forgotten

Jongin planted on his order. Although the grenade’s shockwaves weren’t powerful

enough to destroy the anything, it did damage crucial parts of the ceiling bomb’s

mechanical configuration due to the explosive and dangerous level of vibration.

Within seconds, Shadow knew that the ceiling would fall.

The moment that Chanyeol sensed Shadow’s body language tense and freeze after the

explosion, he paused as well, unsure of what was happening. Then, before he knew it,

a second explosion happened and the villain was screaming and running towards him.

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The first thought that came to mind was that the male was making an offensive attack.

But the minute that Chanyeol felt himself shouldered out of the way and away from

where he was standing, he knew it was something else.

Then he heard a sharp yelp before Shadow’s connection to the main sound system was

slashed off.

Slowly rising from the ground, careful not to put pressure on any sharp foreign objects

as he pushed himself up, Chanyeol staggered to stand, trying to piece together what

had happened. When he figured it out, it was too late to do anything about the groaning

male that had taken the hit of one of the steel arches that held the glass ceiling

together.

A second after Chanyeol decided to move towards the injured male, another figure in

black appeared running into the torn ballroom and swiftly detonating a flash bomb along

with a can unleashing smoke from both sides.

The flash bomb rendered Chanyeol disoriented, temporarily ruining his vision and

hindering him from stopping the figure from moving through the smoke, ultimately taking

the injured anti-hero away. Chanyeol hated that fact that he recovered too slowly for his

liking.

When nothing appeared like a disoriented blur any longer, Chanyeol held onto his

senses and scouted the area full of rubble and mess. His eyes shot to the place where

he had last seen Shadow whimpering in what sounded like pain, but the only remnants

of the villain that he saw were drops of blood and one streak of the red fluid marking the

marble floor.

Jongin kicked the bedroom door open, uncaring for how hard the barrier hit the wall

behind it. Hurriedly, he carried Baekhyun over to the bed and gently placed him on the

mattress before quickly unlatching the helmet. After he pulled it off the elder’s head, he

tossed it to the floor, letting it clank as impacted.

Once the mask was off, Jongin could see that Baekhyun was biting his lips to try and

keep his mind away from the wound on his right side caused by the sheer sharpness of

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the steel frame. Cursing under his breath, Jongin continued as he unclicked the latch

that held the male’s cloak in the middle. Once he rid of the material, he turned

Baekhyun on his left side and began to pull the zipper in the back down.

When the male hissed in pain, Jongin winced for him. “I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry,” he

whispered in sincerity knowing Baekhyun was in excruciating pain. Once the back was

undone, Jongin made a decision that he knew would bring the male more hurt. “Baek,

sit up. Come on, here.”

Nodding, Baekhyun wrapped his arms around Jongin’s neck, using his body to sit up.

He almost cried out from the sharp pain that came afterwards, but he knew he needed

to get out of his suit. Drawing his eyes down, he could feel his stomach twist at the sight

of seeing his own flesh cut into.

Jongin hurried and pulled the upper part of the suit down to Baekhyun’s waist, just

enough to detach the suit from the actual wound itself.

“The cabinet underneath the sink?”

Knowing that Jongin was asking for the first aid kit, Baekhyun nodded as he tried to

even his breathing. When the male came back with the box and a few towels, the first

thing he did was pull out the disinfecting alcohol. Flipping the cap open, he warned

Baekhyun first before dousing the wound completely, stinging Baekhyun’s right side.

“Fuck!” Baekhyun yelled the moment the first wave of the liquid hit him. Gritting his

teeth, he shut his eyes and tried to contain himself. “It’s burns.”

“That’s good,” Jongin muttered as he doused it a little bit more before setting the bottle

down and reaching for a hand towel. “This wasn’t supposed to happen.”

“You think?” Baekhyun dryly laughed.

Wiping the blood around the wound, Jongin nodded. “What exactly happened?”

“He threw a wall at me,” the elder replied, holding his breath with every dab of the towel.

“I fell off the balcony and he just—argh, this really hurts, Jongin.”

“It’ll be over soon,” Jongin shushed. Replacing the towel with a cotton ball, he soaked it

with alcohol and started to clean around the wound some more. “The fact that he went

crazy over you, though…”

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“It was nice to see him that way,” Baekhyun admitted, curling his fingers. “I just wish he

didn’t push me off the second story.”

Finding it in him to laugh, Jongin shook his head at the foolishness. “You were asking

for it.”

Baekhyun smiled. He stayed silent, bearing the pain for a few minutes before asking,

“When are you going to take that mask off?”

Realizing that he was still fully suited, Jongin paused for a moment before continuing

on. “It’s okay. You need my attention first.” After a while, he asked, “When do you think

Chanyeol’s coming home?”

“Not until he finds me,” Baekhyun replied.

“He still thinks you’re at the venue,” Jongin pointed out.

“I’ll just text him to tell him I’m alright.” After thinking about where he put his cellphone,

Baekhyun remembered just as Jongin was pulling out the gauze. “My cellphone’s in the

back pocket of my suit.”

Quirking his lips, Jongin nodded. As Baekhyun tried successfully to pull out the device

from behind, Jongin could see that the male was trying to maintain the pain level in his

body at the moment. Minding his business for a second, he carefully wrapped

Baekhyun’s abdomen with the gauze.

“He called me a bunch of times…”

Glancing up momentarily, Jongin smirked. “What a worried husband.”

“He called just a few minutes ago.”

“He must not have realized that this is all just a wild goose chase for him.”

There was a silence on Baekhyun’s part for a few ominous seconds before Jongin

looked up once again to see Baekhyun’s worried face. “What? What is it?” When

Baekhyun didn’t answer, Jongin prodded. “Baekhyun—”

“I forgot.”

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Jongin blinked. “Forgot what?”

“I forgot to turn off my GPS locator…”

Freezing in place, Jongin looked at him and understood what made Baekhyun feel as

though he had made a grave mistake. “Baek, he could use that to find out where you

ar—”

“Baek?”

The deep baritone voice that came from the door way stopped the two. Baekhyun’s jaw

dropped as he tried to find the words appropriate to say. But when he tried to stand up,

he immediately winced and dropped back down on the bed.

The sight of blood seeping through the two layers of gauze that had already been

applied set Chanyeol off at the black figure standing in front of his husband. In that

moment, he didn’t think. All he knew was that Baekhyun was hurt and an unknown man

was in the room.

Without any thought, Chanyeol charged for Jongin, catching his body and driving both

of them against the wall. In a daze, Jongin was unaware of anything before he felt

Chanyeol lay a fist on his face. Instinctively, the male threw his arms and hands in front

of him, trying to block out the attacks.

Despite being seriously injured, Baekhyun couldn’t just stand by and watch as his

husband wrongly pummeled his friend. A rush of adrenaline ran through his body and in

a split second, Baekhyun was off the bed and on his husband’s back, hitting and

pounding on him with his own fists.

“Stop it!” Baekhyun cried, hitting Chanyeol by the arm and crazily slapping at his head.

“Get off of him!”

“Stay out of this, Park Baekhyun!” Chanyeol commanded, momentarily turning around

just to push Baekhyun away from Jongin and him.

“Don’t you dare tell me what to do, you oaf!” Baekhyun growled, immediately returning

and jumping on the giant’s back.

Before Chanyeol had the chance to do anything about the husband who had taken the

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mystery man’s side, he felt himself falling backwards.

Finding that Chanyeol was distracted, Jongin took the opportunity to kick the giant away

from him. Hitting him square in the chest, Jongin felt some sort of satisfaction from his

efforts. But within a second, he knew that he had made a mistake.

Chanyeol fell backwards with Baekhyun still clinging on his back.

Baekhyun’s scream was heard throughout the apartment. His head just hit the edge of

the foot of the bed, but it was enough to render him unconscious before he could feel

himself temporarily crushed between his husband and their bedroom floor.

Knocked out cold, Baekhyun never felt Chanyeol immediately roll off of him and yelling

at him to wake up, nor did he hear the thud Jongin’s helmet made when the sidekick hit

the hero on the head, screaming at Chanyeol to get his shit together.

The moment Baekhyun felt himself awakening, he could still feel the pain on his right

side, but felt that the applied pressure on it helped subside the pain. He moved his

fingers ever so slightly, but was not expecting a hand to immediately grab him and grip

them into a tight squeeze.

“Baek?”

Baekhyun heard the small, tight voice calling his name even before he could open his

eyes fully. Resting his eyes for a few more minutes, Baekhyun tried to quickly recap in

his foggy mind what had happened. Bits and pieces slowly began to resurface before

eventually putting the entire picture together. He bit his tongue before he gathered the

strength and courage to gradually open his eyes.

“Yeol?”

Although the smaller male’s voice cracked in the process, Chanyeol could feel his soul

rejoice at the fact that Baekhyun had regained consciousness. “You’re awake,” he said,

letting the words slip past his lips, “thank god you’re awake.”

When Baekhyun tried to fix his position on the bed, Chanyeol shook his head and put a

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hand on his chest, keeping him down. “No. Stay still or else you’ll reopen the wound.”

“Reopen?” Baekhyun asked, confused.

Chanyeol nodded. “I had a doctor come in and fix you up. Jongin’s not a doctor, Baek.

You needed professional help with that gash. I told him that you got hurt in all the chaos

at the ball so it’s alright.”

Taking his husband’s word for it, Baekhyun nodded. “Okay…” Then something clicked

in his mind. “You said Jongin.”

Chanyeol looked perplexed, but he nodded, confirming the thought. “Yes— the guy who

was in our bedroom when I walked in. And he was the same guy who took Shadow

when he was injured. He left already, though.”

Baekhyun’s shoulders tensed. “He was just…He was…”

“You’re Shadow, aren’t you?”

Words were caught up in his throat and Baekhyun didn’t know what to do. There was no

possible lie that made sense in his mind. Not even the most logical excuse could sway

his husband’s statement. Baekhyun knew that it was over.

Reluctantly nodding, he confessed. “I am…”

“You were never kidnapped…”

Shaking his head weakly, the male sighed, slanting his shoulders. “No…”

Baekhyun could feel Chanyeol grip his hand tighter. “Then why did you let me think that

you were? I didn’t know you were that cruel, Baek.”

“I’m not,” Baekhyun responded softly. “I was doing it for you.”

Locking his jaws, Chanyeol gave Baekhyun a hurt look. “I was scared to death, Baek! I

thought that Shadow had you! I can bear getting hurt over crime, Baek, but losing you

would’ve destroyed me.”

“I was going to tell you I was fine in an hour or two,” Baekhyun told him as if it would

make everything slightly better. Pushing himself against the mattress even more,

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Baekhyun closed his eyes for a second before reopening them. “I just needed you to

wear yourself out.”

A moment of silence happened before Chanyeol asked, “This is about my recklessness,

isn’t it?”

“Hasn’t it always been?” Baekhyun said, laughing for an instant before he felt a small

sharp pain run through him.

Chanyeol grew angry with himself despite the fact that he should’ve been angry at his

husband for wreaking havoc in the city. “God damn it! This is my entire fault then!”

“No, it’s—”

“No, Baek!” Chanyeol cut in. “It’s my fault that you felt like you needed to entertain me

by dressing up and acting like a villain— not to mention that it’s my fault you’re injured!”

“Hey!” Baekhyun said, raising his voice. “This was all my decision so quit taking the

credit for everything. I put myself in this suit and I was the one who took the hit with that

frame, so you can just stop it, Park Chanyeol.”

“Baek—”

“Can’t you just applaud me?” Baekhyun said, putting a small smile on his face. “I was a

pretty good villain wasn’t I? Now that you know, you should praise me, you giant.”

Chanyeol paused, narrowing his eyes at the tired looking male. “Praising you is beside

the issue, Baek. There are other matters on my mind right now and I—”

“Just praise me, Chanyeol,” Baekhyun slightly scoffed. “I deserve it.”

“I can’t,” Chanyeol mumbled, rolling his eyes before meeting Baekhyun’s.

“Why not?”

“You’re the worst super villain I’ve ever encountered.”

Baekhyun smile dropped and was replaced by a sarcastic look. “Excuse me?”

“Water dissolvable grenades? Fire that doesn’t really do any harm? Malfunction robotic

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women?”

“Well, did you want me to hurt people?” Baekhyun inquired.

“No, but—”

“My schemes are orchestrated in the best way to have fun, Yeol,” Baekhyun explained

as Chanyeol listened on. “It’s not just pointless attacks. It’s to keep you active trying to

solve the puzzles.”

Shaking his head, Chanyeol chuckled despite knowing how much of a serious issue the

topic was. “Baek, don’t do this again, please,” he said with solemn eyes. “I don’t want

you getting hurt again. I mean, look at you now. You got hurt because of me.”

“By accident—”

“I don’t care. More accidents could happen,” Chanyeol strongly asserted, making sure

Baekhyun knew that he was practically pleading. “I don’t want you endangering yourself

and other people ever again, do you hear me?”

“Chanyeol,” Baekhyun said sternly.

“Baekhyun,” Chanyeol said, defeating Baekhyun in authority. “Listen to me.”

Baekhyun pouted. “But playing the anti-hero was fun.”

“We can play other games—preferably in bed where I’d rather have these fights with

you,” Chanyeol sighed, reaching over and caressing Baekhyun’s cheek with his free

hand. “Just stop doing this for my sake.”

“Then I’m going to have to find other ways to satisfy your restlessness.”

“That’s fine!” Chanyeol exclaimed. “Having sex with you drains me just as much as

fighting crime, you know.”

With his face flushed, Baekhyun pursed his lips. “You’re stupid…”

Chanyeol smiled, standing up from his seat and leaning down, placing a kiss on

Baekhyun’s lips. “I’m just suggesting a different form of activity,” he whispered before

pulling back. “But for now, you’re still hurt. We’ll discuss this on a later date. You need

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rest.”

Baekhyun nodded, slowly untangling his fingers from Chanyeol’s. “I was doing it for you,

Chanyeol, but nothing was ever your fault, alright?”

Chanyeol bit his lips and Baekhyun knew that the giant was still having trouble coming

to terms on whose fault his injury really was. “Okay. Now go back to sleep. I’ll make

dinner and come back when it’s done.”

“Sounds good.”

Just as Chanyeol was heading to the door, a question that was prodding at Baekhyun’s

mind found its way out of his mouth. “Yeol, how did you find me?”

“I followed my heart.”

Baekhyun laughed at the response. “Seriously, though. Was it because of—”

“Your GPS wasn’t turned off,” Chanyeol simply explained as he reached the door. “You

forgot to turn it off, didn’t you?”

“Yes.”

“Like I said, worst villain I’ve ever encountered.”

Over the few days that ensued, Baekhyun requested time off of work for his injury.

Under the impression that Baekhyun was a victim of Shadow, he allowed time for

Baekhyun to heal.

Once he was well enough to walk, Baekhyun walked in on his office being sparkly

clean. The only thing that stood out were the boxes in which he kept all his suits and

spare devices. Chanyeol was on the floor going over everything when he walked in.

They shared eye contact for a second before Chanyeol gave him a look and Baekhyun

rolled his eyes and walked out.

Chanyeol had apologized multiple times for throwing a piece of wall at him, but the

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giant, however, was still upset at the fact that Baekhyun tore his heart open by

pretending to be kidnapped when he really wasn’t.

Baekhyun’s secrets spilled out as he knew that Shadow was no longer going to make

an anti-hero comeback. He explained how the liquid that he doused the fire victims in

acted more like a protective layer between the fire and them. The robotic women

weren’t prototypes either. They were simply built to malfunction with water on purpose.

As it turned out, Baekhyun had other plans for the glass ceiling bomb, but the fact that

Chanyeol reflected the grenade’s detonation right next to it threw everything off course.

When Baekhyun found himself injured, he told his husband that in that moment, he

knew he had to pull the plug.

Chanyeol learned that Baekhyun planned on telling him he was alright once Jongin

fixed him back up. The male’s excuse would’ve been, “Shadow manipulated my voice to

say those things”. If Chanyeol didn’t know, he would’ve found that lie believable.

Once, Chanyeol asked, “What would you have done if I said I wanted sex? I mean,

you’d have a cut on your body. I would have noticed.”

To this, Baekhyun simply shrugged. “I would’ve told you that I didn’t want to have sex.

Simple as that.”

No crime was to ever go unpunished.

When Jongin went home with a black eye that night, he faced Kyungsoo’s worried fury

and received an entire week of the cold treatment, which was enough for the male to

call it “torture”.

Baekhyun, on the other hand, had it less kindly.

Chanyeol forced his husband to do a hundred hours of community service for damaging

city property. And although Baekhyun tried to argue that every time he destroyed

something, he helped the city fundraise for its repairs, Chanyeol couldn’t have any of it.

In the end, Baekhyun was practically a city worker, picking up trash and running errands

for the city.

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It was only logical to think that community service was his only punishment.

But one morning, Baekhyun woke up groggily to the sight of his husband standing over

his side of the bed. Smiling, Baekhyun stretched his arms up. “Good morning,” he

yawned.

“Good morning, Baek,” Chanyeol said with a grin on his face. “Did you have a nice

sleep?”

Nodding, Baekhyun hummed. “Yes, thanks for asking.”

“Good.”

Then Baekhyun heard a click and felt metal around one of his stretched hands. When it

occurred to him that Chanyeol had handcuffed him, he stopped smiling. “What’re you

doing?”

Holding the other cuff in his hand, Chanyeol held his ground as Baekhyun tried to pull

away. “You did commit crimes, Baek.”

“But I already did my service—”

“I know you did, but I don’t think it’s all that fair,” Chanyeol said, setting a knee on the

bed. “Criminals shouldn’t be allowed to get away as easily as you, right?”

“So you’re turning me in?” Baekhyun asked, confused as to what Chanyeol was doing.

He thought that the giant said he would keep law enforcements out of their business,

but suddenly, he was afraid that his husband might go back on his word.

Initially, that’s what he thought—that Chanyeol was going to hand him over to the

authorities. But then something happened.

“I’m going to turn you inside out if that’s what you mean,” Chanyeol smirked, proud of

himself for his play on words.

Catching onto the giant’s drift, Baekhyun raised his brows and smiled along with him as

Chanyeol settled in between his legs after clicking the other hand cuff on the bed post.

“Oh,” Baekhyun said teasingly. “Then do whatever you see fit, hero.”

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As he ran his hands up Baekhyun’s shirt, Chanyeol trailed kisses from his neck until he

reached his husband’s lips and brushed against them with his. Taking the challenge,

Chanyeol smirked, meeting Baekhyun’s eyes before he quickly pecked his mouth.

“You bet I will, my little villain.”