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Everybody’s Talking!Anonymous winner: When someone wins a lottery, it’scommon for pictures of the lucky person to be taken and pub-licized. But a Jamaican woman decided she didn’t want to berecognized after she won $1.4 million (USD) in a lottery.During the presentation of her large check, the woman, knownas N. Gray, donned an enormous, round, yellow, smiling emojimask, complete with a winking eye. There is no way anyonewould ever recognize her! The woman, who won the money ina Super Lotto game, told organizers that she plans to carry onwith life as usual. She won’t quit her job, but she may go on acruise just for fun.Saving the child: A brave ex-soldier from Huaihua, HunanProvince (China), completed a daring civilian rescue after hesaw a child in danger on a fifth floor window of an apartmentcomplex. Zhang Xin used window grill bars to climb to thechild, who was dangling precariously, while worried onlookerswatched from below. Some of the onlookers managed to get atarp in place beneath him in case he fell, but he didn’t! Uponreaching the fifth floor, he managed to push the crying toddlerback into the apartment. Furry baby: When fully grown, a bear is unlikely to be mistakenfor a dog. But what about when they are babies? A man fromYongsheng County, Yunnan Province (China), did just that.When he was out looking for wild mushrooms, he came across alittle puppy, or so he thought. He took the pup home andlooked after it, but must have realized something was amisswhen the puppy grew into a very large Asian bear, which is aprotected species. The man kept the bear in a cage, but tookgood care of it. Someone reported him, and authorities claimedthe bear. The man was not fined because he was cooperativeand the bear was in good health.Escaped pigs: A security camera revealed that, in the middle ofthe night, two pigs appeared at a gas station in Upper Coomera,Queensland (Australia). When the sun came up, the porky beastsgreeted amused customers and staff, many of whom took photos.The pigs spent several hours checking out people and cars.They also enjoyed rutting around in a garden before taking anap. It turns out that the friendly, but mischievous, pair had gottenaway from their owner’s home, located not far from the gasstation. The owner soon arrived on the scene to pick up thetwo curly-tailed beasts.
Quoteable Quotes“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but alsodream; not only plan, but also believe.” —Anatole France“Inspiration never arrived when you were searching for it.”
—Lisa Alther
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Trivia1. In radio, what do the initials FM stand for?2. William Shakespeare was born in Essex or Stratford-upon-
Avon in England?3. What is the term for a firecracker that hisses?4. In the TV series Mayberry RFD, what was the name of
Sheriff Taylor’s boy?5. Regarding signs of the Zodiac, which character represents Leo?
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Everybody’s Talking!Anonymous winner: When someone wins a lottery, it’scommon for pictures of the lucky person to be taken and pub-licized. But a Jamaican woman decided she didn’t want to berecognized after she won $1.4 million (USD) in a lottery.During the presentation of her large check, the woman, knownas N. Gray, donned an enormous, round, yellow, smiling emojimask, complete with a winking eye. There is no way anyonewould ever recognize her! The woman, who won the money ina Super Lotto game, told organizers that she plans to carry onwith life as usual. She won’t quit her job, but she may go on acruise just for fun.Saving the child: A brave ex-soldier from Huaihua, HunanProvince (China), completed a daring civilian rescue after hesaw a child in danger on a fifth floor window of an apartmentcomplex. Zhang Xin used window grill bars to climb to thechild, who was dangling precariously, while worried onlookerswatched from below. Some of the onlookers managed to get atarp in place beneath him in case he fell, but he didn’t! Uponreaching the fifth floor, he managed to push the crying toddlerback into the apartment. Furry baby: When fully grown, a bear is unlikely to be mistakenfor a dog. But what about when they are babies? A man fromYongsheng County, Yunnan Province (China), did just that.When he was out looking for wild mushrooms, he came across alittle puppy, or so he thought. He took the pup home andlooked after it, but must have realized something was amisswhen the puppy grew into a very large Asian bear, which is aprotected species. The man kept the bear in a cage, but tookgood care of it. Someone reported him, and authorities claimedthe bear. The man was not fined because he was cooperativeand the bear was in good health.Escaped pigs: A security camera revealed that, in the middle ofthe night, two pigs appeared at a gas station in Upper Coomera,Queensland (Australia). When the sun came up, the porky beastsgreeted amused customers and staff, many of whom took photos.The pigs spent several hours checking out people and cars.They also enjoyed rutting around in a garden before taking anap. It turns out that the friendly, but mischievous, pair had gottenaway from their owner’s home, located not far from the gasstation. The owner soon arrived on the scene to pick up thetwo curly-tailed beasts.
Quoteable Quotes“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but alsodream; not only plan, but also believe.” —Anatole France“Inspiration never arrived when you were searching for it.”
—Lisa Alther
What’s Happening
Trivia1. In radio, what do the initials FM stand for?2. William Shakespeare was born in Essex or Stratford-upon-
Avon in England?3. What is the term for a firecracker that hisses?4. In the TV series Mayberry RFD, what was the name of
Sheriff Taylor’s boy?5. Regarding signs of the Zodiac, which character represents Leo?
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Everybody’s Talking!Anonymous winner: When someone wins a lottery, it’scommon for pictures of the lucky person to be taken and pub-licized. But a Jamaican woman decided she didn’t want to berecognized after she won $1.4 million (USD) in a lottery.During the presentation of her large check, the woman, knownas N. Gray, donned an enormous, round, yellow, smiling emojimask, complete with a winking eye. There is no way anyonewould ever recognize her! The woman, who won the money ina Super Lotto game, told organizers that she plans to carry onwith life as usual. She won’t quit her job, but she may go on acruise just for fun.Saving the child: A brave ex-soldier from Huaihua, HunanProvince (China), completed a daring civilian rescue after hesaw a child in danger on a fifth floor window of an apartmentcomplex. Zhang Xin used window grill bars to climb to thechild, who was dangling precariously, while worried onlookerswatched from below. Some of the onlookers managed to get atarp in place beneath him in case he fell, but he didn’t! Uponreaching the fifth floor, he managed to push the crying toddlerback into the apartment. Furry baby: When fully grown, a bear is unlikely to be mistakenfor a dog. But what about when they are babies? A man fromYongsheng County, Yunnan Province (China), did just that.When he was out looking for wild mushrooms, he came across alittle puppy, or so he thought. He took the pup home andlooked after it, but must have realized something was amisswhen the puppy grew into a very large Asian bear, which is aprotected species. The man kept the bear in a cage, but tookgood care of it. Someone reported him, and authorities claimedthe bear. The man was not fined because he was cooperativeand the bear was in good health.Escaped pigs: A security camera revealed that, in the middle ofthe night, two pigs appeared at a gas station in Upper Coomera,Queensland (Australia). When the sun came up, the porky beastsgreeted amused customers and staff, many of whom took photos.The pigs spent several hours checking out people and cars.They also enjoyed rutting around in a garden before taking anap. It turns out that the friendly, but mischievous, pair had gottenaway from their owner’s home, located not far from the gasstation. The owner soon arrived on the scene to pick up thetwo curly-tailed beasts.
Quoteable Quotes“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but alsodream; not only plan, but also believe.” —Anatole France“Inspiration never arrived when you were searching for it.”
—Lisa Alther
What’s Happening
Trivia1. In radio, what do the initials FM stand for?2. William Shakespeare was born in Essex or Stratford-upon-
Avon in England?3. What is the term for a firecracker that hisses?4. In the TV series Mayberry RFD, what was the name of
Sheriff Taylor’s boy?5. Regarding signs of the Zodiac, which character represents Leo?
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Everybody’s Talking!Anonymous winner: When someone wins a lottery, it’scommon for pictures of the lucky person to be taken and pub-licized. But a Jamaican woman decided she didn’t want to berecognized after she won $1.4 million (USD) in a lottery.During the presentation of her large check, the woman, knownas N. Gray, donned an enormous, round, yellow, smiling emojimask, complete with a winking eye. There is no way anyonewould ever recognize her! The woman, who won the money ina Super Lotto game, told organizers that she plans to carry onwith life as usual. She won’t quit her job, but she may go on acruise just for fun.Saving the child: A brave ex-soldier from Huaihua, HunanProvince (China), completed a daring civilian rescue after hesaw a child in danger on a fifth floor window of an apartmentcomplex. Zhang Xin used window grill bars to climb to thechild, who was dangling precariously, while worried onlookerswatched from below. Some of the onlookers managed to get atarp in place beneath him in case he fell, but he didn’t! Uponreaching the fifth floor, he managed to push the crying toddlerback into the apartment. Furry baby: When fully grown, a bear is unlikely to be mistakenfor a dog. But what about when they are babies? A man fromYongsheng County, Yunnan Province (China), did just that.When he was out looking for wild mushrooms, he came across alittle puppy, or so he thought. He took the pup home andlooked after it, but must have realized something was amisswhen the puppy grew into a very large Asian bear, which is aprotected species. The man kept the bear in a cage, but tookgood care of it. Someone reported him, and authorities claimedthe bear. The man was not fined because he was cooperativeand the bear was in good health.Escaped pigs: A security camera revealed that, in the middle ofthe night, two pigs appeared at a gas station in Upper Coomera,Queensland (Australia). When the sun came up, the porky beastsgreeted amused customers and staff, many of whom took photos.The pigs spent several hours checking out people and cars.They also enjoyed rutting around in a garden before taking anap. It turns out that the friendly, but mischievous, pair had gottenaway from their owner’s home, located not far from the gasstation. The owner soon arrived on the scene to pick up thetwo curly-tailed beasts.
Quoteable Quotes“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but alsodream; not only plan, but also believe.” —Anatole France“Inspiration never arrived when you were searching for it.”
—Lisa Alther
What’s Happening
Trivia1. In radio, what do the initials FM stand for?2. William Shakespeare was born in Essex or Stratford-upon-
Avon in England?3. What is the term for a firecracker that hisses?4. In the TV series Mayberry RFD, what was the name of
Sheriff Taylor’s boy?5. Regarding signs of the Zodiac, which character represents Leo?
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Everybody’s Talking!Surprising scene: Residents of the town of Neuwied,Rhineland-Palatinate (Germany), got the shock of their lives whenthey were confronted by an African elephant wandering downa city street. The completely out-of-the-ordinary occurrence wasquickly reported to police. When they arrived, they found theelephant’s keepers, who worked for a circus that was visitingthe area, were already on the scene using their animal trainerskills to corral the large pachyderm, whose name is Kenia.Everything turned out well. There was no property damage, noone was hurt, and a calm Kenia was led back home. Beautiful cakes: An artistic woman named Elena Gnut ofKaliningrad, Russia, uses her considerable talents to make anddecorate cakes, and in the process has become a renownedpastry chef. Her often-whimsical designs are so beautiful that it’shard to imagine destroying them by eating them. Designsinclude intricate bouquets of flowers, models of fictional charac-ters, a stork carrying a baby wrapped in cloth, and an angelperched on a cloud. Her tricks include molding into differentshapes and using edible dyes of different colors to paint charac-ters and scenes on her creations. Mmmm, good!Pet mix up: A woman from Jinzhong, Shanxi Province (China),was really enjoying her new pet, but after a while she wondered ifsomething might be wrong with the Japanese Spitz puppy shehad purchased from a pet store. For instance, her pooch did notbark, and it wouldn’t eat dog food. As it grew, its tail became longand fluffy, and its face became pointed. Other dogs were afraid ofit. Eventually, she took the animal to the Taiyuan Zoo where anexpert revealed that her pet was not a dog at all, but a domesticatedwhite fox. Astonished by the news, the woman gave the fox tothe zoo so it could receive proper care.Bad voice: If you are going to be an opera singer, it’s best ifothers like the sound of your voice. Such is not the case forHeather Webb of Norwich, England. The would-be singercaused such a disturbance with her practicing that neighborsin her apartment building went to the authorities. One manlikened her screechy voice to that of a drowning cat. It tookover three years, but a judge finally banned her from singingwhile at home. It didn’t take long for Webb to disobey theorder and once again cause her neighbors to fume. This time,however, she was arrested for her noncompliance.
Quoteable Quotes“Happy is the house that shelters a friend.”
—Ralph Waldo Emerson“When we have a good balance between thinking and feeling...our actions and lives are always the richer for it.”
—Yo-Yo Ma
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Trivia1. One third of one half equals what?2. What is a geoduck?3. Finish this line: “Ready, willing, and….”4. The otoscope is used to examine which part of the human
body?5. “Sticky wicket” is a term used in what sport?
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Everybody’s Talking!Anonymous winner: When someone wins a lottery, it’scommon for pictures of the lucky person to be taken and pub-licized. But a Jamaican woman decided she didn’t want to berecognized after she won $1.4 million (USD) in a lottery.During the presentation of her large check, the woman, knownas N. Gray, donned an enormous, round, yellow, smiling emojimask, complete with a winking eye. There is no way anyonewould ever recognize her! The woman, who won the money ina Super Lotto game, told organizers that she plans to carry onwith life as usual. She won’t quit her job, but she may go on acruise just for fun.Saving the child: A brave ex-soldier from Huaihua, HunanProvince (China), completed a daring civilian rescue after hesaw a child in danger on a fifth floor window of an apartmentcomplex. Zhang Xin used window grill bars to climb to thechild, who was dangling precariously, while worried onlookerswatched from below. Some of the onlookers managed to get atarp in place beneath him in case he fell, but he didn’t! Uponreaching the fifth floor, he managed to push the crying toddlerback into the apartment. Furry baby: When fully grown, a bear is unlikely to be mistakenfor a dog. But what about when they are babies? A man fromYongsheng County, Yunnan Province (China), did just that.When he was out looking for wild mushrooms, he came across alittle puppy, or so he thought. He took the pup home andlooked after it, but must have realized something was amisswhen the puppy grew into a very large Asian bear, which is aprotected species. The man kept the bear in a cage, but tookgood care of it. Someone reported him, and authorities claimedthe bear. The man was not fined because he was cooperativeand the bear was in good health.Escaped pigs: A security camera revealed that, in the middle ofthe night, two pigs appeared at a gas station in Upper Coomera,Queensland (Australia). When the sun came up, the porky beastsgreeted amused customers and staff, many of whom took photos.The pigs spent several hours checking out people and cars.They also enjoyed rutting around in a garden before taking anap. It turns out that the friendly, but mischievous, pair had gottenaway from their owner’s home, located not far from the gasstation. The owner soon arrived on the scene to pick up thetwo curly-tailed beasts.
Quoteable Quotes“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but alsodream; not only plan, but also believe.” —Anatole France“Inspiration never arrived when you were searching for it.”
—Lisa Alther
What’s Happening
Trivia1. In radio, what do the initials FM stand for?2. William Shakespeare was born in Essex or Stratford-upon-
Avon in England?3. What is the term for a firecracker that hisses?4. In the TV series Mayberry RFD, what was the name of
Sheriff Taylor’s boy?5. Regarding signs of the Zodiac, which character represents Leo?
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Everybody’s Talking!Anonymous winner: When someone wins a lottery, it’scommon for pictures of the lucky person to be taken and pub-licized. But a Jamaican woman decided she didn’t want to berecognized after she won $1.4 million (USD) in a lottery.During the presentation of her large check, the woman, knownas N. Gray, donned an enormous, round, yellow, smiling emojimask, complete with a winking eye. There is no way anyonewould ever recognize her! The woman, who won the money ina Super Lotto game, told organizers that she plans to carry onwith life as usual. She won’t quit her job, but she may go on acruise just for fun.Saving the child: A brave ex-soldier from Huaihua, HunanProvince (China), completed a daring civilian rescue after hesaw a child in danger on a fifth floor window of an apartmentcomplex. Zhang Xin used window grill bars to climb to thechild, who was dangling precariously, while worried onlookerswatched from below. Some of the onlookers managed to get atarp in place beneath him in case he fell, but he didn’t! Uponreaching the fifth floor, he managed to push the crying toddlerback into the apartment. Furry baby: When fully grown, a bear is unlikely to be mistakenfor a dog. But what about when they are babies? A man fromYongsheng County, Yunnan Province (China), did just that.When he was out looking for wild mushrooms, he came across alittle puppy, or so he thought. He took the pup home andlooked after it, but must have realized something was amisswhen the puppy grew into a very large Asian bear, which is aprotected species. The man kept the bear in a cage, but tookgood care of it. Someone reported him, and authorities claimedthe bear. The man was not fined because he was cooperativeand the bear was in good health.Escaped pigs: A security camera revealed that, in the middle ofthe night, two pigs appeared at a gas station in Upper Coomera,Queensland (Australia). When the sun came up, the porky beastsgreeted amused customers and staff, many of whom took photos.The pigs spent several hours checking out people and cars.They also enjoyed rutting around in a garden before taking anap. It turns out that the friendly, but mischievous, pair had gottenaway from their owner’s home, located not far from the gasstation. The owner soon arrived on the scene to pick up thetwo curly-tailed beasts.
Quoteable Quotes“To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but alsodream; not only plan, but also believe.” —Anatole France“Inspiration never arrived when you were searching for it.”
—Lisa Alther
What’s Happening
Trivia1. In radio, what do the initials FM stand for?2. William Shakespeare was born in Essex or Stratford-upon-
Avon in England?3. What is the term for a firecracker that hisses?4. In the TV series Mayberry RFD, what was the name of
Sheriff Taylor’s boy?5. Regarding signs of the Zodiac, which character represents Leo?
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Everybody’s Talking!Miracle dog: Gaspar is being called a miracle dog after heescaped from the cargo hold of an airplane. Janis Cavieres,the dachshund’s owner, put her pet in a proper carrier, whichwas then placed in the hold of a flight from Santiago toIquique, in northern Chile. The carrier fell out and broke openbefore the plane took off, and Gaspar escaped. The little dogwandered around in the Atacama Desert for several daysbefore he was found via a search the owner organized onsocial media. A veterinarian said the dog was malnourishedand underweight, but was going to be okay.Jail bird: Some people never learn and Patrick Ryan, whohails from Accrington, Lancashire (England), is one of them. Thissexagenarian started breaking the law when he was 14 years oldand has been in and out of jail numerous times since then. To beexact, he has been convicted 468 times for 667 offenses. Policemay be reluctant to print out his criminal record because it’sabout 100 pages long. He’s been caught many times dining anddashing, and has gone to jail for other thefts, too. Ryan may bethe person with the longest criminal record in all of Britain,which makes his activities costly for taxpayers. News junkies: James Eubanks couldn’t figure out why hisneighbors’ newspapers were ending up in his yard—until he setup a night vision camera. The Winston-Salem, North Carolina(US), man discovered the culprits were three foxes who, at thatpoint, had delivered 10 torn copies of the local newspaper andnine chewed-up phone books to his yard. He says his footageshowed the foxes not just dropping the papers, but also draggingthem around and playing with them. One thing they did notappear to be doing with the papers was making nests for them-selves. And one can assume they weren’t reading them, either. Ugly to beautiful: The Recycled Island Foundation is anorganization in the Netherlands that takes ugly trash and makes itinto something beautiful, while fighting river pollution at the sametime. The Foundation collects litter from the Maas River inRotterdam and uses it to make beautiful, floating public parks.Litter traps collect junk in the river that is then sorted. The recycledmaterials are used to create hexagonal floating platforms. The liveplants on the landscaped platforms serve as shelter and breedinggrounds for microorganisms and fish. The first completed parkboasted 139.35 square metres (1,500 sq. ft.) of habitat.
Quoteable Quotes“The life given us by nature is short, but the memory ofa well-spent life is eternal.” —Cicero “Enlighten the people generally, and tyranny and oppressions of the body and mind will vanish like evil spirits at the dawn of day.” —Thomas Jefferson
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Trivia1. What does the term Old Glory refer to?2. Which has larger ears, the African elephant or the Indian
elephant?3. Who is known as “the father of medicine”?4. Is the length of a day the same on all planets—Y/N?5. What was a former name of the Hawaiian Islands?
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Everybody’s Talking!Miracle dog: Gaspar is being called a miracle dog after heescaped from the cargo hold of an airplane. Janis Cavieres,the dachshund’s owner, put her pet in a proper carrier, whichwas then placed in the hold of a flight from Santiago toIquique, in northern Chile. The carrier fell out and broke openbefore the plane took off, and Gaspar escaped. The little dogwandered around in the Atacama Desert for several daysbefore he was found via a search the owner organized onsocial media. A veterinarian said the dog was malnourishedand underweight, but was going to be okay.Jail bird: Some people never learn and Patrick Ryan, whohails from Accrington, Lancashire (England), is one of them. Thissexagenarian started breaking the law when he was 14 years oldand has been in and out of jail numerous times since then. To beexact, he has been convicted 468 times for 667 offenses. Policemay be reluctant to print out his criminal record because it’sabout 100 pages long. He’s been caught many times dining anddashing, and has gone to jail for other thefts, too. Ryan may bethe person with the longest criminal record in all of Britain,which makes his activities costly for taxpayers. News junkies: James Eubanks couldn’t figure out why hisneighbors’ newspapers were ending up in his yard—until he setup a night vision camera. The Winston-Salem, North Carolina(US), man discovered the culprits were three foxes who, at thatpoint, had delivered 10 torn copies of the local newspaper andnine chewed-up phone books to his yard. He says his footageshowed the foxes not just dropping the papers, but also draggingthem around and playing with them. One thing they did notappear to be doing with the papers was making nests for them-selves. And one can assume they weren’t reading them, either. Ugly to beautiful: The Recycled Island Foundation is anorganization in the Netherlands that takes ugly trash and makes itinto something beautiful, while fighting river pollution at the sametime. The Foundation collects litter from the Maas River inRotterdam and uses it to make beautiful, floating public parks.Litter traps collect junk in the river that is then sorted. The recycledmaterials are used to create hexagonal floating platforms. The liveplants on the landscaped platforms serve as shelter and breedinggrounds for microorganisms and fish. The first completed parkboasted 139.35 square metres (1,500 sq. ft.) of habitat.
Quoteable Quotes“The life given us by nature is short, but the memory ofa well-spent life is eternal.” —Cicero “Enlighten the people generally, and tyranny and oppressions of the body and mind will vanish like evil spirits at the dawn of day.” —Thomas Jefferson
What’s Happening
Trivia1. What does the term Old Glory refer to?2. Which has larger ears, the African elephant or the Indian
elephant?3. Who is known as “the father of medicine”?4. Is the length of a day the same on all planets—Y/N?5. What was a former name of the Hawaiian Islands?
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Quoteable Quotes“The life given us by nature is short, but the memory ofa well-spent life is eternal.” —Cicero “Enlighten the people generally, and tyranny and oppressions of the body and mind will vanish like evil spirits at the dawn of day.” —Thomas Jefferson
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favor Sagittariuswinners with the luckiest number being 9.
Did You Know...Tree paper: Many species of birch trees have white barkthat peels off like paper. It can be harvested and crafted intomany different items, such as baskets and bowls.Camel’s eyelids: Humans wear goggles to protect theireyes, but camels rely on their own natural method. They havethree eyelids, two of which have long, curly lashes to protecttheir eyes from blowing desert sands. Thick, bushy browsshield their eyes from the sun.Flying female: Amelia Earhart, the famous Americanfemale aviator, was born in 1897. When she flew solo acrossthe Atlantic Ocean from Newfoundland (Canada) to Ireland in1932, she was the first female pilot to do so. Challenging puzzle: No wonder the Rubik’s Cube is so hard tosolve. The standard 3x3 puzzle has 43,252,003,274,489,856,000possible configurations. Pretty polish: Dressing up fingers and toes became popularwith the invention of nail polish in China, around 3000 BCE.It once was made by mixing beeswax, egg whites, gelatin,vegetable dyes, and gum arabic.
On the Lighter SideHow cold was it? It was so cold the snowman kept trying toget into the house.
Teacher: “This is the third time I’ve had to discipline you thisweek! What do you have to say about that?”Pupil: “Thank goodness it’s Friday.”
What gets bigger and bigger as you take more away from it?A hole.
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Trivia answers: 1. The U.S. flag 2. African elephant3. Greek physician Hippocrates 4. No 5. Sandwich IslandsARIES(March 21 - April 20)
You may be able totake on challenges witha sense of joy and play.Your physical energyand vitality could bevery high. This may be
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You might strive forpersonal excellence inyour professional endeav-ors. You may be able toaccomplish importanttasks that require con-
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You may be feeling warm-hearted and devoted to-ward your loved ones andfamily members. Be sureto set aside some timenow to demonstrate your
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Your power and ability toinfect others with enthu-siasm may be workingvery well. Now could bethe time to make thatpitch and to sell that idea
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LIBRA(Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)
You can let go of old,outmoded beliefs. Youmay even want to re-examine your future, inlight of recent discoveriesthat have opened up new
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You may have an abun-dance of physical energyand self-confidence. Youmight be able to easilytake on new challengesand feel less dependent
on the approval of others. LuckyNumbers: 10, 13, 16, 20, 22, 35.SAGITTARIUS(Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)
Your charm may workas a kind of personalmagnetism. You mightbe ext ra sk i l l fu l inrelationships. Let theopenness of your heart
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You may be very cre-ative right now, butunable to stick with yourold routine. You mightlearn to use your uniquetalents to come up with
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This may be a good timeto deal with situationsthat require your naturaldiplomatic skills. Yourcharming nature couldhelp you discover what
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