my celebrity crushes
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My Celebrity CrushesAccording to my brother (16 years old)
DylanMe (Racheal)
I WANNA BE RED!!!Fine then…YAY!
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Aiden TurnerI like his hair. His name is Aiden Turner?yesTimmy Turner…No…think HobbitHe’s not a hobbit, he’s a dwarfI KNOW THIS!
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Andrew ScottI don’t know himIs he gay?YesThen why do you have a crush on him?Just look at his smile! What woman wouldn’t fall in love?You can never have him…I know
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Benedict Cumberbatch
*Stares for a long time*Spock kicked his ass…
…This is true
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Chris Pine
SPOCK KICKED HIS ASS TOO!!!
*falls out of chair laughing*
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Colin O’DonoghueI don’t know him, but I like his beard. Recognize him?Is this one gay too?NoWho is he?Captain Hook!Racheal, that show makes no sense… kind of like Lost
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Darren CrissI don’t know him eitherHe’s in StarKidWhat’s StarKid?It’s a theater–Never mind. He looks like Ted.From How I Met Your Mother?How many other Teds do you know?
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David TennantLooks like he’s serial killerHe’s not.*Walks Away*Come back! You’re not done!Fine. What is he on?Doctor Who…You’re trying my patience.And Harry PotterOoh, ooh, I know this! He has a dad!Yes! Yes!Barty Crouch Jr. And the DoctorWhatever
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Dominic MonaghanPot head.HeroinWhatever.His death was sad…Wasn’t it though?Especially since you knew it was coming…Awww, Dylan, do you miss Charlie?…move on, it’s too painful
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Jamie Campbell Bower
That’s a womanNO IT’S NOT!But the hair and the cleavage!What cleavage?Oh, wait facial hair. That is a dude.Thank you.
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Lee PaceTHE PIE MAKER! *pokes me really hard in the arm* YOU’RE DEAD!OW!!!! That’s not how it works!I WANT PIE!
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Orlando BloomPrince of TroyReally? He’s been Will Turner, Legolas, and Romeo, and you’re going with Prince of Troy?He was good in Troy…Accurate
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Sam ClaflinWho is he?Don’t you recognize him? We just watched him in a movie!NoFINNIK!Oh…whatever. Are we done? No
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Sebastian StanI like his hair, but I have no idea who he is. Racheal this is stupid!He’s the Mad Hatter! Bucky Barnes! Oh, the Winter Solder?YES!I don’t care
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Tom Hiddleston
He’s really silly lookingThat’s Hiddles!His smile is stupid. Who is he?Loki!Loki is stupid!*whispers* the internet would kill you.What?Nothing.
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Zachary Levi He looks like a lovable nerd.That’s exactly who he is!He should be on that nerdy show you and mom like.Which one?Chuck*rolls eyes*He should host all of Comic Con. His smile is infectious. What can he do?…Act…What else?…Sing…He should be a Disney Prince.…Are you messing with me?(not lying) What? No.You don’t know who he is?Wait…is he Chuck?YES!He should have been a Disney Prince instead.But he is a Disney PrinceHAHA! Nice try, Racheal! *rolls eyes*