my roman holiday
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(This is a test publication) This afternoon around 3 pm my mind had completely gone to mush over calculus problems, and my left hand was embedded with shiny grey graphite recently freed from a pencil that had scraped out a self-portrait. Earlier in the day I had started Roman Holiday... Little did I know that this day would not end how I had hoped.TRANSCRIPT
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McGuire 1
My Roman Holiday
This afternoon around 3 pm my mind had completely gone to mush over calculus problems,
and my left hand was embedded with shiny grey graphite recently freed from a pencil that had
scraped out a self-portrait. Earlier in the day I had started Roman Holiday while working out on
my rowing machine. I was about half an hour in, and I knew the movie was sitting unfinished in
my father’s Netflix queue, next to Helix, which my mother had been watching nonstop episodes
of for days. Before that the house was filled with screams from Lost, then Orange is the New
Black, then the food commentary of Walter in Fringe, then The Sopranos’ gunfire, then
Lost again, then Fringe again.
In my office there was a green plaid couch where I occasionally watched movies. Across
from the couch were two desks, a laptop and a widescreen TV. Most times I used the TV as a
computer monitor, but today it would serve what I considered its true purpose. My mother had
called me the other day while she was at the store asking me what I wanted for food, and I
remembered now that I had asked for cookies. I had a craving for something good, and a good
home baked cookie would, I thought, do the trick. I remember the whine in response to this
request, “Seriously? I’m not baking cookies. How about Chips Ahoy? No? Hm.” I remember
hanging up in the silence after that comment, because I couldn’t stand waiting for her to cave and
I had homework to do. She came home with a box of cookies from the bakery section of the
store, which seemed like a reasonable compromise for the two of us. I had the cookies and my
Library of Congress mug filled to the brim with milk to enjoy Roman Holiday with, as well as a
warming down comforter like a fluffy pile of whipped cream to top things off. Everything was
almost as perfect as could be this lazy Sunday afternoon, I couldn’t have asked for more, except,
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maybe rain would have been nice to set the mood. It did drizzle a little bit and it was overcast all
day, so I was happy with that much.
An hour later I was watching Gregory Peck stand in an empty hallway, alone, wishing Aubrey
Hepburn would show up from behind a corner and ride away with him on an Italian scooter into
the sunset. I waited patiently for the happy ending. I continued to wait. Greg waited with me,
perfectly still in the silence. I was beginning to get nervous. Any minute now, I thought, but
Audrey didn’t come. Soon the orchestra started up, and the giant script style letters appeared,
proudly presenting Greg’s dark profile in the empty hallway as “The End.” I stared blankly at the
regrettable scene.
What disrupted me the most about Greg’s despairing situation was not that he felt unhappy,
but that I didn’t have much sadness to share with him. I felt all over for some kind of emotion, be
it grief for him or perhaps happiness that I wasn’t him, something- anything. But I had nothing. I
escaped the disturbing electronic Roman Holiday hallway and took a moment to assess my own
situation. The room I sat in was dark, dreary, and empty. The cookie crumbs and milk swill on
one of the two paper littered desks were a cold reminder of the empty calories I had consumed
looking for some kind of pleasure. The comforter had become a congesting sauna; I felt almost
feverish under it now.
I felt physically ill, almost certainly worse than when I had started my “perfect Sunday
afternoon.” What had gone wrong? I knew for sure I had done this at least ten times before with
better results, when I was younger. What had changed? It must have just been a bad movie. I
didn’t like Gregory Peck that much, I preferred Humphrey Bogart, maybe that was all. My
mother just called over and said that if I was done with Roman Holiday she though I should try
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something by Alfred Hitchcock. But I don’t really have time for that; I have more calculus
homework to do.
- Idan