never mind the degree. part three
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Never Mind The Degree-Part Three
In which a compelling
conclusion is reached and happily ever
afters are more than possible.
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Hello one and all. I am, of course, Donna
Havar, the youngest of the Havars to escape the main
homestead and head to college.
I did actually spend two years in a dorm before coming here, to the family Greek House, but nothing
interesting happened, so I decided not to
document it (aka Alice was too lazy to take pictures). Due to
the crazy way time works around here, I have now caught up with Admes and the
quads, and we are all now entering out
third year at college.
Weirdness.
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We have a new house, much more
awesome than the last two. This is Milky Jack*, our mascot.
Our house is obviously called
Alpha Beta Detonator, and is the
best (and only) Greek House on campus.
Now, shall we get on with the drama?
*{Milky Jack is actually the name of
one of my cartoons. It started off as me
trying to draw Milky Joe from The Mighty
Boosh, but it ended up looking like a
cross between Milky Joe and Jack the
Pumpkin King from The Nightmare
Before Christmas. Hence Milky Jack The Coconut King
was born. (If none of that made sense to
you, look up The Mighty Boosh and
Tim Burton, two of the most awesome
things ever.}
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The phone rings. Boring. No one even
bats an eyelid as Brian gets up to
answer. It's probably Mum or Dad...more
likely Dad, or possibly Emmett
being Emmett. However, when Brian
begins shouting and cheering, we all listen
in extra carefully.
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Slamming the phone down, he runs to the
fridge, pulls out a bottle of champagne
and hustles us all into the library.
'What is it?' Admes asks, scowling and
straightening his dishevelled hair.
When Alex arrives in a similar state of
distress, I choke back a giggle. Not hard to
guess what was interrupted.
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'Fay gave birth! We have a perfect baby
girl!'
Straight away any irritation at Brian is
forgotten, as we fight to congratulate him.
'Little Bella Verte-Havar.'
Our glasses chink as we toast. Brain's grin
does not fade throughout the entire
affair.
'I'm a dad!' Gulping his drink, he runs for the door. 'I'll be back later. I have to go see
her.'
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After finishing our own drinks, we disperse
back to our previous activities. I'm heading back to the pool table when Rootie pulls me
aside. I'm slightly alarmed. Sure, she's my
sister, but I barely know her. We never
really talk.
'Listen, Donna. You're a lot like Carrie, right?
You like to fight just for the sake of
fighting?'
Shrugging slightly, I agree. 'Sure I do.'
'Well, Brian'll be busy with his baby now, and Carrie's got that whole mess of stuff going on
in her life.'
'Yes,' I say nervously, not liking where this is
going.
'Well...Bennie is still a problem...well, Tamara
is. Brian and Carrie were going to deal with
it, but now...'
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'Oh. You want me to?'
Shyly she nods. 'It's not that I don't think you have a busy life,
Donna. I know you do. But...Tamara's an evil bitch and no one else could take her. I
would, but I'm too bloody nice. Admes and Alex can't keep their hands off each other for more than
five minutes and Trix is..Trix.'
'I have a plan that might work. No
worries Root. This woman sounds evil,
and no one gets to be more evil than me in
this family.'
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'Bennie?'
It takes a few days for the situation to arise,
but I soon find myself alone with Bennie,
taking in a rare day of late sunshine.
'Donna?'
'I was talking to the others...'
'Yes.'
'About Tamara.'
Straight away his face falls. 'Oh.'
'Bennie, I'm worried. I know you love her and
all, but she's so mean to your family. Sure, I agree with the stuff
about Brian, he does look a bit like a rent boy at times, but it's okay for me and you and the others to say
that, because we know him and we're joshing
around. She's vindictive. Targeting
Admes and Rootie because they're gay?
Bennie, I have a girlfriend too! What
does she say about me?'
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He doesn't answer, just stares up at the
sky.
'I understand that you care about her, but we care about you. We're
your family Bennie, and we can see that
this woman is no good for you. You
deserve better than an intolerant shrew.
You're a great guy and you can't keep
letting women screw you over like this.
First the cheerleader, now this? You're just like Dad, only Mum
isn't even this bad. She has a soft side,
but I don't think Tamara does.'
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'You have no idea what you're talking
about. You don't even know her.'
I sigh, grinding my teeth angrily. 'Denial,
original. For Ra's sake, Bennie. Wake
up and see what she's doing to your family!
She may be your fiancé, but we were
your family first, and we've always been
there for you and we always will be. But if
you do marry her, I don't know if we'll be able to stay with you.
I don't know how many of us will be
able to take her and her cruel comments.'
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I can see that I've touched him. Wiping at his face, he stands
and stalks away, pacing the decking.
'Donna, I love her.'
'I know you do.'
'I can't...'
'Bennie, I love Jeanie the way you love
Tamara. But if she started bad mouthing
you guys the way Tamara does, that
would be the end.'
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Standing, I leave him there to think. It
needs time to settle in before stage two of
my plan is launched.
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Besides, I have a lot of work to do.
College is not easy, people! Luckily I'm
the smartest Havar to date, according to
Alice, so it's easier for me than others.
This is one of the rare times that I'm
actually glad Alice ruined our childhoods
by making us skill.
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Term paper done, I get impatient. I'm not
the kind of person who can just wait for
the pieces to fall together. I want to
jam them together as quick as possible and
get it over and done with.
With Bennie busy on the phone, I sneak
off, back to my old dorm, to get the ball
rolling.
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'Are you sure about this Donna?'
For the five hundredth time I roll
my eyes and groan. 'Marsha, of course I
am. He is going to love you. Just ignore his engagement ring
and go get him.'
She hesitates, frowning slightly.
'But...I don't want to ruin his relationship.'
'Marsha, listen, you're just going to go and
talk to Benjamin, okay? If anything
else happens, so be it, but for now, talking is
good.'
She nods. 'Okay then...I guess.'
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I have to practically push her out the door,
but she complies.
Marsha is one of my best friends. We met on my first day and
have pretty much been thick as thieve
since. She is the sweetest person to
ever walk the planet. The kind of girl who rather than swatting at a fly will open a
window and herd it out.
Basically she is the perfect woman for
Bennie. He just needs to see that.
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'Hi, I'm Marsha...one of Donna's friends.
You looked lonely, so I decided to come and
talk to you.'
Pressed against the window, I watch with
bated breath for his reaction.
He smiles hugely. 'That's really kind of
you. I'm Benjamin, but everyone calls me
Bennie.'
Smiling shyly in return, her head bobs.
'Hey Bennie.'
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Okay, I'm shocked. I expected it to be
harder than this to get him to come out of
his shell.
'Your ears are really cute!'
I watch, amazed, as a blush creeps up his
jaw. 'My parents are Elves. My whole
family is.'
Eyes like saucers, she mouths a "wow". 'I've
never met an Elf before. My uncle was a Vamp...until he was
staked. That's pretty much it for my
family.'
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Hours pass, and I start to get sleepy. It's
past midnight, and their still chatting. At
some point they got into the hot tub,
kicking out a visiting mascot.
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I have to go for a toilet break, and
when I return Brian and Trix have both
taken my place.
'What is it?' I ask, batting them aside.
'WOW!'
Bennie's there with his arm tight around
her waist, smiling the goofiest smile ever as she strokes his chest. Their eyes are fixed
on each others. They look hypnotised.
'Donna, you're a genius,' Brian hisses
into my ear.
Beaming I turn to him and laugh. 'I
really am.'
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'I really should be going,' Marsha says sadly, getting out of the tub. 'It's quite a
walk back to my dorm.'
Bennie quickly follows her,
grabbing her hand and pulling her
back. 'Then don't go. You can stay here.'
Then he bends down and...
Shut me up before I swear!
'Can you believe it?' Trix breathes beside
me.
'No,' Brian says, just as awed. 'I spent
years trying to make this happen, and Donna does it in
under a week.'
Grinning, I leave them too it. I have a phone call to make. It's about time I met
this Tamara.
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It's not hard to guess where Bennie and
Marsha go when my back is turned.
{I would like to add in here, that this was
a totally ACR romance. I had
something totally different planned for
Bennie, but fate is fate and he chose
Marsha.}
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'BENJAMIN HAVAR!'
I feel slightly bad as I listen to Tamara
shrieking at my brother, but it's for the best. At least I
waited until he and Marsha were finished
before I sent the monster up there. I
deserve a medal for that. With Trix off somewhere, it was only Rootie, Brian
and me, also known as, to use Tamara's
affectionate names, the Dyke, the Rent
Boy and the Whore. It seems I've taken
Carrie's place as the family slut, despite
my long-term monogamous
relationship with my Jeanie.
Let it never be said that Tamara was a
reasonable, logical woman.
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'How could you do this to me? Cheating
on me with some little slut!'
He snaps. I have never seen or even
heard of Bennie snapping. He's not
the type. Like Dad, he's more of a
passive being, rarely even complaining.
'How could I? Maybe because Marsha doesn't call my sisters whores!
Maybe because she has never made my brother cry! Maybe
it's because I have never heard her
repeating racial slurs about my mother! I
dunno, Tamara, maybe it's because
she doesn't make me want to vomit every
time she opens her mouth!'
Go Bennie!
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I hear a bang, but I'm too scared to open
the door to see what's happening.
'You cannot talk to me like that!'
'Just get out of here. The wedding's off
and we are over. Tamara, you're a bitch and I'm not
going to take it anymore.'
'You can't dump me, Benjamin Havar!'
'Funny, I think I just did.'
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Everything goes quiet. During the
ruckus, Marsha slipped out, eyes red. Poor thing. She's far
too nice for this.
'Go away Tamara.'
Stomping ensues, and we all quickly
dart into rooms, pretending to be
busy. There's a lot of banging and
shouting, and then finally the front door
slams.
{Yes, Bennie is such a neat freak that he started making his
bed in the middle of an argument.
Weirdo}
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'Are you okay?'
I start as Bennie appears from
nowhere. I had been taking Marsha to the kitchen for a glass of
milk to calm down. When I see Bennie stroking her cheek
tenderly, I slip away discreetly.
'I feel really bad,' she admits in her timid
little voice. 'You got in trouble because of
me.'
He laughs. 'It was worth it, and it
helped me see just how evil she is.
Thank you, Marsha.'
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They continue the gooey stuff until the air
is thick with it. Gagging, Trix and I try
to distract ourselves with pool.
'Are you sure about her? She's not going to be
another Tamara, right?'
‘Trix, Marsha is one of the nicest people I've ever met who wasn't
Rootie. She’s gotten me through a lot of hard
times. Trust me, she will never be like Tamara.'
'Can you believe those comments she made
about Mum?'
I shake my head, disgusted. 'Some people
are just petrified of anything different to
themselves. Most people only have one group they target, but
Tamara seemed to discriminate against
anything and everything possible, from race to
sexuality. It’s sick!'
'I'm glad she's gone. I dunno how much more
Admes could have taken.'
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As we continue to bitch about Tamara
and how glad we are that she's
disappeared, Bennie and Marsha slip
outside. It's so sweet. They really don't
seem as though they only met this
afternoon. This is perfect, and what Bennie deserves.
Though I am slightly worried about the
engagement ring that he still hasn't
removed. I sense that things aren't going to
be as easy as we hoped.
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'I told you I'd fix Bennie.'
Trix scoffs. 'You? Donna did it! You can take credit for Rootie and maybe
even Carrie, but Bennie was Donna's
victory. She's a smart girl.'
Smugly I smile. It's not often that anyone
compliments me on anything more than
my looks. It's nice to have my brains
appreciated as well as my beauty and
brawn.
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It wasn't only Bennie who was grossing us
out with public displays of affection.
With graduation approaching, Jerry would often come
over to discuss wedding plans with
his fiancé. At this rate there won't even
be a cake, as they never seem to get
much planning done.
'Trix, Mum's here!'
She ignores me, typically. Rolling my
eyes, I lob a pebble at her head. Starting
up to shout at me, she sees Mum and
flushes crimson.
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In a rather lame attempt to distract
Mum, Trix runs her hands over our
youngest sibling, cooing.
'Do you know how many it is?'
Mum laughs. 'Just the one, thanks to that
alien kid your dad had.'
'How is Gienah? And Lix and the triplets?'
'All fine. Lix is the cleverest kid we've had
since Donna and the triplets are making
friends with everyone...other than
Emmett, who's making "contacts". And
Gienah's pretty sweet.'
From Mum that's a compliment. She must
really like the alien. While that stings a
little, as she barely gets along with her own
kids, it's nice that she isn't, and pardon the
pun, alienating Gienah.
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Leaving me to distract Mum, Trix
pulls Jerry up to her room for makeovers
and fun times.
She's so lucky. I can't remember the last
time I got to see my Jeanie. Between
classes and my crazy family, I've barely
had five minutes to myself.
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But it's worth putting up with my crazy
family for moments like this. Bennie
finally starting to act like our brother
again.
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It's more than two weeks before I am
able to call up Jeanie and invite her over.
Everyone assumed that I was going to be
like Carrie, sleeping around and avoiding commitment, and it
did seem that way when I was younger. But I moved into the
dorm and met Jeanie, and I never wanted anyone else. She's
perfect for me, and a welcome break from the general havoc of
my family.
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We've been dating for over two years,
but she was still adorably surprised
when I got down on one knee.
'Really Donna?'
'Of course. I love you Jeanie and I want to spend the rest of my
life with you.'
When she said yes...well, it's the best feeling in the
world. I never understood it before, why people feel the need to get married,
but I get it now.
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Things settle into a nice, predictable
routine, and for a few months there's no
drama at all.
Then the hush is broken as one day in the summer Bennie
settles down for a game of poker with Marsha and another
of our friends, and sees a familiar face
across the table.
'Lindsay? What are you doing here?'
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Battering her eyelashes, she
smiles. 'What are you talking about, silly? I'm playing poker.'
His lips thin. 'You know what I mean.
Why are you here?'
Gently she shrugs, fingering her cards.
'Can't I drop in on an old friend?'
'We were never friends, Lindsay.'
'Oh, you're so silly sometimes Bennie!
Of course we're friends...at the very
least. You can't deny your feelings for me.'
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Marsha snorts quietly. Like a snake,
Lindsay snaps her head round, appraising.
'Something funny?'
'Yes,' Marsha admits. 'The idea of Bennie having feelings for
you.'
Laughter erupts around the room and
Lindsay flushes angrily. 'And I
suppose you think he likes you, walking
around his house in your underwear like a common whore?'
'I would get dressed, but my clothes are a
bit wet. He could barely wait for me to
take off my shoes, earlier, before
throwing me in the hot tub and...well, you get the picture
I'm sure.'
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Bennie smiles. 'That was fun.'
'What?' Lindsay snaps. 'You're
actually...involved with this little
twerp?'
'Involved and happy to be so. Tough luck
Lindsay.'
'It won't last,' Lindsay says, a smug
smile on her lips. 'You'll wake up one day and realize that she's not what you
want.'
'Don't count on it.'
Her eyes flash and she turns back to
Marsha. 'You don't deserve him.'
Marsha smiles, shoulders lifting.
'Maybe not, but I'm lucky enough that he
doesn't seem to realize.'
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'Looks like you loose, Lindsay,'
Phoebe says, smirking as Bennie
leans Marsha against the table. 'He's really
not that in to you.'
Fuming she gets up and slams off. I don't like her expression as
she leaves. It's too much like plotting.
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With us all paired up, Rootie was the only
single sibling left. Admes and Alex.
Bellatrix and Jerry. Benjamin and
Marsha. Brian and Faydra. Carrie and
Seth. Me and Jeanie.
When I saw her outside with Crystal, I was weary. The fact
she is a cheerleader sent of alarm bells,
but it quickly became obvious that Crystal
is nothing like Lindsay.
Apparently they've been secretly dating
for a while. Root was too scared to tell us about her, after the
whole Barbera thing. She wanted to make sure that she hadn't
made another mistake before telling us all.
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While she was introducing Crystal to us all, I could see how nervous Rootie
was. When we all voiced our
encouragement and approval, it was
amazing. The tension seemed to just fall
away. She smiled and we all saw just how
happy she was.
They disappeared up to Rootie's room just
after they arrived, and haven't emerged
since. We can still hear them though.
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Rootie proposes that night. None of us
were surprised. Sure, we hadn't expected
her to get back on the horse so soon after
Barbera, but after seeing her with Crystal, it was
obvious that was where things were
heading.
All of us are engaged now...other than
Bennie, though he still hasn't taken off
his engagement ring from Tamara. I'm starting to worry
about that.
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The drama continues into the autumn, when
I walk onto the decking to see Brian
in the hot tub with some blonde draped
over him.
In shock, I hide in the shadows. Neither of
them heard me arrive, too caught up in what
they're doing.
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Sickened I watch as he stuffs his tongue
down her throat. I know I should stop
them, but I can't. It's like I'm frozen and
can't do anything to prevent it from
happening.
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I stand there watching for what
feels like an eternity, before they get out of
the tub. Then it all comes flying out. I
run over to him and slap him round the
head with all the strength I have.
'Donna!' he complains, rubbing
the sore spot. 'What's the matter with you?'
'Me?' I shriek. 'Me? What's the matter with you? Forgot
about Fay did you? What about Bella.
Your DAUGHTER!'
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He swears loudly, hands moving to
cover his face. 'Oh my God! What did I do?' His voice rises
higher and higher in his distress.
'You screwed up, Brian. That's what
you did. How could you do that to her?
Fay is at home in that hovel of a flat taking care of your two year
old daughter, and what are you doing?
Gods, Brian! I wouldn't even expect
that from Carrie!'
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He just stands there, staring at me, hands
on his head.
'You have to tell her.'
That snaps him out of it. 'What? How
can I tell her? Hey honey, how's the kid,
oh, by the way, I cheated on you the
other day. So, shall I get takeaway or shall
we leave Bella with Mum and go get a
proper meal? I can't tell her!'
'Then someone else will. She deserves
better than this, Brian.'
He turns away. 'I know.'
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Walking into the house, I pace. What
am I going to do? Fay needs to know,
but I can't tell her. We barely know each
other. I could get someone else to do
it, but do I really want to embarrass
her anymore by telling more people
about it?
Crap. Looks like I'm going to see my
niece.
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'Who's the cutest little girl in the whole world?'
'Bewwa is!'
I laugh as my little niece grins at me.
'Yes you are, aren't you? The prettiest
little baby in the world.'
'Stop it Donna,' Fay scolds tiredly. 'I have
enough problems with her father without Bella
developing an ego from hell as well.'
Laughing I wink at Bella. 'She's my first
and so far only niece, and the only kid I've ever met that I didn't
hate. I'm going to spoil her.'
Fay sighs, but concedes defeat. 'At
least someone does.'
Oh dear.
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'Wanna play hide and seek Bella?' I ask, tipping her upside down. Her happy
screams fill the room.
'Yah! Yah I do Auntie Donna!'
'Then you go hide, and I'll count to ten.'
Giggling excitedly she toddles off
towards the bedroom, and I go and sit beside Fay.
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'You okay?'
Her eyes roll. 'Why are you here Donna? We're not friends and
you hate children.'
'Taking care of her own your own can't
be easy, I know Fay, but snap at me again and you'll regret it. I know that we aren't friends and I know
that I'm not the most maternal person, but
it's my duty as an aunt to stop by every
now and then.'
Her eyes narrow. 'Brian cheated on me,
didn't he?'
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I stare, shocked. 'What?'
Lips thinning over her teeth, she scowls.
'I'm not stupid, Donna. I knew he would do it. I just
imagined it would be Trixie or Carrie
who'd tell me about it.'
'No one else knows. I’m the only one who saw him and I didn’t
tell anyone else.'
'Auntie Donna!'
Groaning I look down at the little girl at my feet. 'I was just
coming Bella.'
'Kay!' Placated, she leaves again.
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'Donna, I knew that after I had the baby he would cheat. After I had Bella,
I...well, we grew distance. He's a typical
guy and couldn't understand why I wasn't
ready to be intimate right away. I accepted that he
would cheat on me until I was ready again.'
'But, Fay, you don't have to put up with that! He
loves you and if you explained everything to
him, I'm sure it'd be fine. If he thinks you’re just
being cold then he’s going to get confused.
He’s only male.’
That raises a smile. ‘I expect so. Once he
graduates and moves in with Bella and me, that’s the end. He’ll be faithful
or else. But, for now, I understand that he needs to do this, and I love him
enough to let him.’
I shake my head. ‘I couldn’t do that. If Jeanie
cheated on me I’d die.’
She shrugs. ‘I don’t like the idea of him with other women, but what else can
I do?’
I have no answer, so leave, finding Bella
hiding under Fay’s bed.
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'Your parents are crazy, you know that
little one?'
Her green eyes light up. 'Yes.'
Gently I kiss her forehead. 'I have to go now. I'll see you
later, kay Bella.'
'Pwomise?'
'Of course. Someone has to keep you
normal in this crazy family.'
Fay laughs. 'Thanks for coming Donna.'
'Sure. And you can always talk to me, okay Fay? I'm not
the most emotional person, but I can listen if the need
arises.'
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I had hoped that would be enough
drama until graduation, but less
than a week after the incident with Fay
and Brian, disaster struck again in the
form of Tamara.
'What are you doing here?' Bennie spits.
We all gather on the porch, ready to step
in.
'Is that any way to greet me?'
His arms cross defensively over his
chest. 'Get lost, Tamara. No one
wants you here.'
Her lip curls. 'I see you're still wearing
our engagement ring. Not ready to move
on.'
'How I deal with my problems isn't your
business, is it Tamara?'
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'You love me Benjamin.'
We all gasp as he charges up to her.
Even Tamara winces back. 'No I don't! I
did, maybe, but you manipulated me and made me ignore my
own family! I love Marsha now, and
that's that!'
'It won't last.'
He turns back to the house. 'People keep
saying that, but I don't agree.' Pulling
it off of his finger, he throws his
engagement ring over his shoulder.
'It's over.'
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'Are you okay Bennie?' Marsha asks
as soon as we all troop back into the
house. 'I heard shouting but didn't
want to disturb you.'
He smiles, we all do, at her sweetness.
Almost tripping over his own feet in his
haste to run over to her, he drops to his
knee in front of her. 'Marsha, I love you
so much, and I never want to be apart.'
Her eyes go huge. 'I love you too Bennie.'
'Will you marry me?' He pulls a small box
out of his pocket. 'I saw this the other
day and knew it was for you.'
'Oh my gosh!' she screams, snatching it
up. 'It's beautiful!'
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'Is that a yes?' he asks as she leaps up
to kiss him.
'Duh!'
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Autumn comes early this year and we're
all set to graduate in a few weeks.
With so little time left at college, I
really had hoped that the drama would
abate and we'd have a calm final hurrah!
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Wishful thinking.
'Donna?'
'Yes Trix?'
'I think I broke my bottom!'
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With Bennie's life back on track, leave it to the other male
Havar quad to mess with everyone's
calm...or rather just my calm, as again
I'm the only one to see him.
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'Brian!' I complain later, once his newest
bimbo has gone.
'What now?' he sighs, oblivious as
ever.
'For a guy who spends most of his time protecting his family, you sure do
know how to break a woman's heart.'
'WHAT? You told her?'
I scowl. 'No, she guessed. I was going
to tell her, but she guessed that was
why I went to visit her.'
His arms cross defensively. 'Donna,
I can't believe you were going to tattle
on me!'
'Tattle? We're not kids anymore Brian. You cannot treat Fay and Bella like this.'
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'I'm not hurting anyone!'
I sigh and push past him. 'Are you sure about that? When
was the last time you spent time with
Bella? Or even spoke to Fay? Trix, Carrie and I speak to your
fiancé more than you do. I remember whenever Mum
would come and visit you, just after you
met Fay, she would come home talking about how in love
you looked, how happy you were.
What happened?'
I don't wait for an answer, because I
know I won't get one. Brian's not Brian
anymore. He's not the big brother I used
to love and admire. He's gone all wrong.
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As predicted, he ignores me and
continues to seduce any woman to walk
into the house. We all watch with gritted
teeth, knowing that mentioning it won't help, but none of us
are happy. He's throwing away so
much and for what?
I really will have to persuade Fay to kick
his arse, at least a little bit.
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Despite Brian distracting us all, we do all graduate with the highest honours.
To celebrate we throw one last party
in the house, inviting the entire family.
A nice end to a hellish four years.
{And yes, the entire Havar family, the
blood family that is, were present, other
than Gienah, who was still a toddler at this point. You can't
see everyone, but they were all there. It
was nice}
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Admes and Alex remained together through the entire
thing, being the most sickeningly sweet three bolt couple
ever. They’re now married, and plan to
start a family right after their tours of
the Bon Voyage destinations, which I
will be filming and releasing soon.
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Beatrix married Crystal and they are
preparing for the first part of Rootie’s
Queen Bee challenge, Never
Mind the Bee Sting, which I will be very
stupidly starting soon. What kind of moron plays both a
26 pregnancy challenge and a
Queen Bee challenge in the same
neighbourhood? Me apparently.
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Bellatrix stayed with Jerry, despite their
problems, and they are very happy together
with their only child, little Ruby. They had a
small wedding, looking at it as more
of a formality than anything else. They’ve
been together so long it barely mattered.
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Benjamin and Marsha are still happy together,
married and with three kids. The twins Jack and Elena, who
are currently teens, and Benjamin’s
mistake in space, little Avalon. Avalon is the sweetest little thing ever, and the twins are awfully
cute. Elena is in my opinion the cutest
sim I’ve ever bred in game.
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Fay chewed Brian out about the
cheating, and he’s now faithful as the
day is long, not even looking at other women without
Fay’s permission. Bella is now a very
independent teen, taking after her
mother in looks and temper, and Fay is
pregnant with their second and hopefully
last child.
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Donna married Jeanie and they live
alone in a small house with no plans
on filling it with screaming kids at all.
They’re happy just being alone for once, rather than in a house
of crazy relatives.
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And that’s that. But no worries. I enjoyed making Never Mind the Degree so much
that it will be back soon, with Edward,
Emmett, Emery, Felix and Gienah.
Not for a little while though, but there will
be other Havar related escapades to
keep you amused. Never Mind the
Nooboos will be updated soon, as will
Never Mind the Legacy, and both
Never Mind the Tour Guide and Never
Mind the Bee Sting will be starting soon.
Laters all. Love Alice.