BulletinCycle: #226Spring 2021

League ChampionIMT: The Masked Pervert(48-34-4) *6 $370,900 … #98 or 501

TV ChampionTBABIT: The Loose Cannon(166-62-12) *6 $477,500 … #178 or 502

Central Plains ChampionIMT: “Captain Redneck” Gerald Robinson(35-25-7) *11 $106,600 … #119 or 503

East Coast ChampionIMT: “The Deranged One” Gerald Robinson #16(24-54-10) *9 $100,700 … #168 or 504

Great Lakes ChampionIMT: “Captain Charisma” Gerald Robinson(56-29-22) *14 $121,900 … #126 or 505

Mid-Atlantic ChampionIMT: “Captain HUSTLE” Gerald Robinson(12-16) *5 $115,100 … #130 or 506

Northeast ChampionIMT: “The Cruncher” Gerald Robinson(41-62-9) *18 $118,000 … #179 or 507

Pacific Northwest ChampionIMT: “The Crippler” Gerald Robinson(28-26-5) *10 $91,000 … #180 or 508

Rocky Mountains ChampionORDER: Sundog Tazer(15-3) *4 $93,300 … #97 or 509

Southeast ChampionIMT: RC Savage(292-84-17) *10 $1,123,900 … #175 or 510

Southwest ChampionLPPF/LOTTERY: Hawk(147-128-20) *17 $716,400 … #75 or 511

West Coast ChampionMailcount Man(3,791-964-339) *39 $8,094,800 … #66 or 512

League Tag-team Champions * win 5 free matchesIMT: “Captain Charisma” Gerald Robinson and “Captain HUSTLE” Gerald Robinson#126 & #130 or 789

TV Tag-team ChampionsORDER: Sundog Razor and Sundog Tazer#96 & #97 or 987

League Six-man Champions * win 5 free matchesORDER: Zeepo The Clown, Meepo The Clown, and Beepo The Clown#111, #113, & #123 or 789

TV Six-man ChampionsTBABIT: “Weeping” Willow, Bill Bonham, Jr., and Rock “Paper” Scissors#127, #138, & #148 or 987

Battle Royal WinnerLPPF/LOTTERY: Trojan Surprise(65-91-6) *5 $369,200 … #159

NEW BLOOD LEAGUE

2 NBL Rankings

1. IMT: Mr. Justice Trace Tensen (322-82-18) *9 $1,088,800................................#48

2. TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn (938-259-34) *20 $1,773,900#28

3. TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley (659-149-25) *16 $1,676,000............#91

4. TBABIT: “The Intellectual” Cornelius Crowley (497-189-49) *21 $1,469,200 #118

5. TBABIT: Solomon “the Strongman” Crowley (408-140-39) *16 $1,435,500. .#147

6. ORDER: Zoink the Clown (226-18-4) *3 $321,300..........................................#132

7. IMT: “The Charismatic Enigma” Gerald Robinson

(164-43-14) *16 $246,200..............................................................................#189

8. ORDER: Z (89-5-2) *1 $137,000......................................................................#143

9. COT: Archangel Michael (84-4-2) *2 $95,300.................................................#100

10. LPPF/LOTTERY: Buzzard (217-141-38) *29 $1,214,200...................................#184

11. COT: Archangel Sandalphon (79-4-19) *6 $135,400.......................................#154

12. TBABIT: “Weeping” Willow (97-28-3) *6 $369,400........................................#127

13. ORDER: Tioneb (69-13-4) *1 $94,000.............................................................#160

14. TBABIT: Manute “the Chucker” Bol (103-72-9) *9 $341,300.........................#105

15. IMT: “The Butcher” Gerald Robinson (76-45-14) *15 $57,400........................#83

16. ORDER: Fliporito (41-13-2) *1 $72,500..........................................................#128

17. TBABIT: Amazing Fred (77-50-7) *7 $337,000................................................#135

18. TBABIT: Broski Bradley (60-33-4) *8 $374,000...............................................#122

19. IMT: “Do It To It” Gerald Robinson (58-33-14) *9 $138,500..........................#165

20. ORDER: Meepo The Clown (49-27-1) *9 $302,200........................................#113

21. TBABIT: Bearer of Palls (87-66-14) *10 $521,300...........................................#117

22. IMT: Terrence Super Bad Boyd (41-21-3) *4 $316,000...................................#152

23. IMT: “The Clawmaster” Gerald Robinson (54-36-12) *10 $130,100..............#187

24. IMT: “The Devious One” Gerald Robinson (38-21-6) *7 $68,700...................#167

25. IMT: “The Instant Classic” Gerald Robinson (79-66-11) *18 $103,200............#35

26. TBABIT: Luke Warm (51-38-6) *5 $272,600....................................................#120

27. ORDER: Zeepo The Clown (46-33-18) *18 $295,800......................................#111

28. ORDER: Sundog Razor (16-3) *4 $84,400.........................................................#96

29. TBABIT: Beatrice (22-11-3) *4 $155,000.........................................................#137

30. ORDER: Mack Truck (18-8-2) *1 $46,200........................................................#142

31. IMT: “The Dirtiest Player” Gerald Robinson (37-29-6) *7 $53,000................#166

32. TBABIT: Debate Club Captain (85-78-9) *9 $344,500.......................................#24

33. TBABIT: Rock “Paper” Scissors (47-41-7) *6 $298,900...................................#148

34. COT: Archangel Gabriel (7-2-2) *1 $71,300......................................................#62

35. IMT: “The Demon of the Deep” Gerald Robinson (37-33-9) *8 $68,100.......#169

36. COT: Archangel Raguel (7-4-1) *3 $23,500.....................................................#157

37. COT: Abraham (7-4-1) *1 $32,500..................................................................#104

38. TBABIT: Bill Bonham, Jr. (38-36-11) *6 $293,500...........................................#138

39. TBABIT: Alexandria (13-11-5) *3 $118,200.....................................................#134

40. COT: The Fourth Seal (6-4) *1 $20,300.............................................................#81

41. ORDER: Beepo The Clown (32-31-3) *7 $263,400..........................................#123

42. COT: Archangel Ariel (6-5) *1 $30,800..............................................................#95

43. COT: The Third Seal (5-4-2) *1 $26,300............................................................#87

44. COT: Noah (6-6) *1 $29,400............................................................................#116

45. COT: The Second Seal (5-5-1) *1 $26,200.........................................................#93

46. COT: Archangel Raziel (5-5-1) *1 $25,000.........................................................#41

47. COT: The Seventh Seal (5-5-1) $19,000.............................................................#18

48. IMT: “DA MAN” Gerald Robinson (50-51-12) *16 $79,400............................#177

49. TBABIT: “Hot Tag” Jerry Zag (47-48-5) *8 $176,500.......................................#150

50. COT: Moses (10-11-5) *2 $44,900..................................................................#115

51. COT: Archangel Chamuel (5-6) *2 $21,100.......................................................#92

52. COT: Archangel Zadkiel (5-6) $65,400...............................................................#68

53. IMT: “DefinitionOfTechnician” Gerald Robinson (54-56-11) *15 $64,400.....#170

54. IMT: “The Cornfed Colossus” Gerald Robinson (55-58-7) *14 $70,800.........#183

55. IMT: “Daredevil of Extreme” Gerald Robinson (61-68-17) *16 $90,000........#172

56. The New Age: Marshall Von Erich (12-19) $10,700........................................#131

57. COT: The Fifth Seal (10-19-2) *1 $39,100.........................................................#63

58. Taz the Mobster Jr. (2-11) $1,300...................................................................#153

59. IMT: “The Dr. of Desire” Gerald Robinson (29-39-3) *11 $101,900...............#163

60. COT: Archangel Jophiel (8-18-1) *2 $73,200.....................................................#34

61. COT: The First Seal (8-18-2) $33,700.................................................................#94

62. IMT: “The Dastardly One” Gerald Robinson (47-59-8) *16 $81,100..............#171

63. COT: Archangel Uriel (9-21) *2 $50,300.........................................................#155

64. COT: The Sixth Seal (7-22-1) *1 $32,200...........................................................#52

65. COT: Archangel Azrael (5-21-3) *2 $42,100....................................................#156

66. LPPF/LOTTERY: Mad Mike Eaves (128-145-12) *14 $730,100........................#176

67. IMT: “Creation of Devastation“Gerald Robinson (32-49-8) *15 $76,200.......#181

68. COT: Archangel Raphael (5-22-3) *1 $38,500.................................................#106

69. IMT: ‘Your Mother’s Man” Gerald Robinson (7-25) *3 $69,000.....................#151

70. COT: Archangel Metatron (14-33-1) *2 $59,400...............................................#39

71. COT: Archangel Haniel (6-25-1) *1 $43,200....................................................#101

72. COT: Archangel Jeremiel (5-24-1) *1 $35,400..................................................#32

73. LPPF/LOTTERY: Vulture (225-247-31) *32 $1,470,900...................................#182

74. LPPF/LOTTERY: Trojan Surprise (65-91-6) *5 $369,200..................................#159

75. IMT: Bobo Cuba (16-51-3) *4 $317,100............................................................#99

NBL Rankings 3

76. IMT: “Confederate Currency” Gerald Robinson (38-74-16) *15 $43,600.......#186

77. LPPF/LOTTERY: Crow (154-195-32) *19 $1,023,000.......................................#185

78. IMT: “The Doctor of Style” Gerald Robinson (20-72-5) *6 $90,300...............#162

79. Kaptain Kryptonite (14,108-2,271-659) *46 $48,586,000................................#13

80. Preacherman (3,742-1,062-312) *34 $8,393,100............................................#78

81. All + All Man (3,454-929-290) *39 $8,313,700.................................................#67

82. The Lumberjack (2,422-728-248) *34 $6,359,800...........................................#77

83. The Human Jackhammer (2,378-723-240) *34 $6,382,400.............................#76

84. Nite Rider (1,973-634-192) *30 $5,493,500...................................................#112

85. Korporal Kryptonite (1,927-603-192) *34 $5,498,200...................................#108

86. Kaptain Midnite (1,785-601-183) *30 $4,876,000.........................................#109

87. Brisco McDaniel (1,359-332-117) *25 $4,485,500...........................................#89

88. Sir Geldborg (932-69-17) *4 $1,164,100........................................................#174

89. The Prophet (608-37-14) *4 $762,100...........................................................#173

90. IMT: Mr. Fantastic Jake Hetfield (270-70-20) *9 $1,132,600............................#64

91. SOS/PERFECT: Feng Shui Al Saputra (211-20-4) *7 $381,800.........................#110

92. SOS/PERFECT: The GOAT Al Saputra (98-35-11) *11 $378,300........................#37

93. SOS/PERFECT: Vincenzo Virtus (75-28-3) *13 $173,900...................................#22

94. SOS/PERFECT: Ike the Tyke (82-41-5) *14 $281,700.........................................#86

95. SOS/PERFECT: Miles Mayhem (53-13-6) *11 $142,200..................................#136

96. SOS/PERFECT: Thor Tron (67-31-8) *15 $235,000............................................#65

97. SOS/PERFECT: Errik Ether (53-31) *12 $263,900..............................................#61

98. SOS/PERFECT: Justice Jones (53-33-7) *13 $180,100.......................................#21

99. SOS/PERFECT: The Goat (74-70-7) *14 $236,900...........................................#144

100. SOS/PERFECT: Bitcoin King Al Saputra (59-56-10) *10 $180,100.......................#3

101. SOS/PERFECT: Thrasher A. Saputra (18-30-9) *7 $76,000................................#45

102. SOS/PERFECT: Jadezilla A. Sap (20-37-3) *10 $116,000.................................#107

103. SOS/PERFECT: Samuel Swagger (18-35-2) *8 $100,500...................................#25

104. SOS/PERFECT: Xavier X (27-46-4) *8 $148,500.................................................#31

105. SOS/PERFECT: B.O.N.E.S. (24-43-7) *8 $106,900............................................#103

106. SOS/PERFECT: Lucas Legend Lee (16-35-1) *7 $99,400....................................#44

107. SOS/PERFECT: KoKo A. Sap (29-49-9) *9 $160,700...........................................#57

108. SOS/PERFECT: Henny N. Coke (35-57-10) *13 $246,900................................#102

109. Awesome Sean MCA (15-47-6) *4 $149,700....................................................#17

110. Hector Marinaro (30-1,578) $238,800..............................................................#29

111. “Gun-Toting” Benny Sherrif (13-1,597) $223,400...........................................#54

112. Luke Bartson (9-1,603-1) $239,000..................................................................#53

113. Jay “The Man of Wonder” Awesome (15-1,655) $139,600.............................#47

114. Carl Rhinestone (2-1,646) $128,100.................................................................#56

115. Jerry Vitallio (3-1,664) $233,400......................................................................#50

116. Gustav Steinburger (44-1,722-1) $229,500......................................................#46

117. Buggawabble the Voodoo Prince (28-1,708) $351,100....................................#49

118. l337 h4x02z (33-1,720) $261,700.....................................................................#43

119. Grumbles the Clown (49-1,775) $554,100.......................................................#38

120. Mr. Bogus (20-1,820) $329,000..........................................................................#1

121. Major Payne (9-1,844-1) $242,300...................................................................#51

122. Doc Chapman (20-1,860-1) $235,800...............................................................#30

123. Bling Dogg (15-1,873-1) $406,800....................................................................#55

124. “The Rock Fox” Sly Creed (2-1,894) $220,100..................................................#59

125. Wesley Swipes (8-2,204) $371,100...................................................................#33

126. Horace the Horrible (0-27) $4,200..................................................................#161

127. The Nobody (0-27) $2,600..............................................................................#158

128. “The Sniveling Whiner” Carl Braxton (0-82) $9,900.......................................#129

129. Razzle Dazzle (0-134) $17,400........................................................................#133

130. Ricky the Wannabe King (0-135) $25,600......................................................#141

131. Ultimate Manthing (0-135) $14,200...............................................................#140

132. New Blood Jobber Jergins (0-135) $11,000........................................................#6

133. Job McJobberton (0-135) $10,400..................................................................#121

134. Abraham Buster (0-136) $13,100.......................................................................#9

135. Tattooed Drunken Sailor (0-136) $11,700.........................................................#90

136. Sexy Jesse Flexx (0-136) $9,100........................................................................#69

137. Timbob Wrestlepants (0-137) $15,900...........................................................#114

138. Marvin the Bruiser Cruiser (0-139) $17,100...................................................#145

139. Ultra Dazzle (0-149) $23,900..........................................................................#139

140. Full Nelson Andrews (0-149) $12,000...............................................................#79

141. Earthworm Jem (0-152) $17,800......................................................................#82

142. Hal the Walking Disease (0-154) $9,100.........................................................#149

143. Shaun the Custodian (0-155) $600...................................................................#85

144. Paul the Flash (0-162) $19,900.........................................................................#42

145. IMT/EXILE: Immortal Thor (0-168) $10,900....................................................#188

146. IMT/Exile: Immortal Zeus (0-183) $15,300.......................................................#74

147. FOE: Masked Brawler #6 (0-207) $7,600........................................................#164

148. Zack Waddlehead (0-260) $11,400...................................................................#70

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4 NBL Matches

Card 1: Held in Denver (Attendance: 20,860)

TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn bested New Blood Jobber Jergins at 2:50 (Hammerlock) by 95.

TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn bested FOE: Masked Brawler #6 at 7:41 (Hammerlock) by 30.

IMT: RC Savage over Sexy Jesse Flexx at 15:35 (Count Out) (non-title).TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley over Shaun the Custodian at 5:33 (Count

Out).ORDER: Meepo The Clown annihilated COT: Archangel Azrael at 15:00 (Funhouse

Flop) by 7.COT: Archangel Sandalphon overpowered Ultra Dazzle at 4:16 (Turnbuckle Smash)

by 109.IMT: “Do It To It” Gerald Robinson overpowered ORDER: Tioneb at 27:54 (Superplex)

by 1.ORDER: Zeepo The Clown*, Meepo The Clown, and Beepo The Clown destroyed

COT: Archangel Jophiel, Archangel Zadkiel*, and Archangel Chamuel at 27:48 (Funhouse Massacre) by 2.

Main event: IMT: Mr. Justice Trace Tensen overpowered IMT: RC Savage at 43:57 (Justified) by 2.

Card 2: Held in Akron (Attendance: 25,803)

TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley annihilated New Blood Jobber Jergins at 5:14 (Hammerlock) by 95.

TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn decked IMT/EXILE: Immortal Thor at 10:41 (Hammerlock) by 47.

IMT: “The Charismatic Enigma” Gerald Robinson overpowered Sexy Jesse Flexx at 5:26 (Cross-Armbar) by 74.

COT: Archangel Sandalphon bested Shaun the Custodian at 3:21 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 67.

COT: Archangel Sandalphon over Timbob Wrestlepants at 3:20 (Disqualification: pushed ref).

IMT: RC Savage overpowered Ultra Dazzle at 3:10 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 106 (non-title).

Northeast title: IMT: “The Cruncher” Gerald Robinson destroyed ORDER: Tioneb at23:54 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 9.

TBABIT: “Weeping” Willow, Bill Bonham, Jr., and Rock “Paper” Scissors* decked COT:Archangel Jophiel, Archangel Zadkiel*, and Archangel Chamuel at 28:40 (Camel Clutch) by 2.

Main event: IMT: Mr. Justice Trace Tensen overpowered ORDER: Mack Truck at 29:31(Justified) by 4.

Card 3: Held in Durban (Attendance: 21,015)

COT: Archangel Sandalphon pinned New Blood Jobber Jergins at 1:21 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 100.

TBABIT: Luke Warm outmuscled Hector Marinaro at 6:50 (Hammerlock) by 96.COT: The Fourth Seal defeated Zack Waddlehead at 1:44 (Shoulder Breaker) by 126.IMT: RC Savage bested Shaun the Custodian at 3:38 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 64 (non-

title).IMT: RC Savage annihilated Timbob Wrestlepants at 3:36 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 97

(non-title).IMT: “The Charismatic Enigma” Gerald Robinson over Ultra Dazzle at 15:24 (Disqual-

ification: tied opponent up).IMT: RC Savage beat Horace the Horrible at 0:32 (Crescent Kick) by 125 (non-title).ORDER: Zeepo The Clown*, Meepo The Clown, and Beepo The Clown pinned COT:

Archangel Metatron, Archangel Raphael*, and Archangel Uriel at 19:18 (Fun-house Massacre) by 11.

Main event: IMT: Mr. Justice Trace Tensen defeated ORDER: Zoink the Clown at 31:19 (Justified) by 6.

Card 4: Held in Nashville (Attendance: 31,312)

IMT: RC Savage overpowered New Blood Jobber Jergins at 4:27 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 97 (non-title).

TBABIT: Alexandria defeated Hector Marinaro at 5:00 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 91.COT: The Third Seal won over Zack Waddlehead at 1:14 (Flying Dropkick) by 132.IMT: “The Charismatic Enigma” Gerald Robinson annihilated Shaun the Custodian at

7:03 (Cross-Armbar) by 61.IMT: “The Charismatic Enigma” Gerald Robinson beat Timbob Wrestlepants at 1:44

(Cross-Armbar) by 94.COT: Archangel Sandalphon over Ultimate Manthing at 8:31 (Count Out).TBABIT: The Loose Cannon annihilated IMT: “The Doctor of Style” Gerald Robinson

at 28:46 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 3.TBABIT: “Weeping” Willow*, Bill Bonham, Jr., and Rock “Paper” Scissors defeated

COT: Archangel Metatron, Archangel Raphael, and Archangel Uriel* at 13:06 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 12 (Guest Referee: Hal the Walking Disease).

Main event: IMT: Mr. Justice Trace Tensen beat ORDER: Fliporito at 37:05 (Justified) by 5.

Card 5: Held in Marseilles (Attendance: 33,417)

IMT: “The Charismatic Enigma” Gerald Robinson decked New Blood Jobber Jergins at 3:37 (Cross-Armbar) by 94.

TBABIT: Bill Bonham, Jr. over Hector Marinaro at 4:04 (Disqualification: razor in boot).

TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley over Zack Waddlehead at 6:16 (Count Out).TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley outmuscled Tattooed Drunken Sailor at 3:16

(Hammerlock) by 78.COT: Moses outmuscled TBABIT: “The Intellectual” Cornelius Crowley at 28:56 (The

Ten Commandments Tombstone) by 3.IMT: RC Savage destroyed Ultimate Manthing at 3:57 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 88

(non-title).IMT: RC Savage overpowered FOE: Masked Brawler #6 at 8:50 (Turnbuckle Smash)

by 32 (non-title).COT: Archangel Raziel, Archangel Ariel*, and Archangel Raguel tied ORDER: Zeepo

The Clown*, Meepo The Clown, and Beepo The Clown at 2:48 (Double Count Out).

Main event: IMT: The Masked Pervert won over IMT: Mr. Justice Trace Tensen at 58:23 (Perversions) by 1.

Card 6: Held in Pretoria (Attendance: 30,357)

TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn outmuscled Abraham Buster at 6:18 (Hammerlock) by 95.

COT: Archangel Jeremiel beat Zack Waddlehead at 1:09 (Palm Strike) by 128.COT: Archangel Chamuel over Zack Waddlehead at 16:56 (Count Out).COT: Archangel Sandalphon overpowered Tattooed Drunken Sailor at 1:54 (Turn-

buckle Smash) by 83.COT: Moses tied ORDER: Fliporito at 7:24 (Double Disqualification).IMT: “The Charismatic Enigma” Gerald Robinson outmuscled Ultimate Manthing at

6:34 (Cross-Armbar) by 85.IMT: “The Charismatic Enigma” Gerald Robinson over FOE: Masked Brawler #6 at

4:27 (Count Out).COT: Archangel Raziel, Archangel Ariel*, and Archangel Raguel drew TBABIT: “Weep-

ing” Willow, Bill Bonham, Jr., and Rock “Paper” Scissors* at 10:07 (No Contest).Main event: IMT: The Masked Pervert defeated ORDER: Tioneb at 28:04 (Perver-

sions) by 7.

Card 7: Held in Johannesburg (Attendance: 22,846)

TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley beat Abraham Buster at 4:49 (Hammerlock) by 95.

NBL Matches 5

COT: Archangel Jophiel annihilated Zack Waddlehead at 1:04 (Flying Dropkick) by 128.

COT: The Second Seal beat Zack Waddlehead at 1:59 (Palm Strike) by 132.IMT: RC Savage overpowered Tattooed Drunken Sailor at 6:20 (Turnbuckle Smash) by

80 (non-title).COT: Moses defeated ORDER: Zoink the Clown at 28:45 (The Ten Commandments

Tombstone) by 1.COT: Archangel Sandalphon destroyed Ricky the Wannabe King at 6:54 (Turnbuckle

Smash) by 96.TV title: TBABIT: The Loose Cannon decked IMT: RC Savage at 28:41 (Scorpion

Deathlock) by 2.ORDER: Zeepo The Clown*, Meepo The Clown, and Beepo The Clown pinned IMT:

Mr. Justice Trace Tensen, Mr. Fantastic Jake Hetfield*, and RC Savage at 27:38 (Funhouse Massacre) by 4.

Main event: IMT: The Masked Pervert pinned TBABIT: The Loose Cannon at 48:06 (Perversions) by 1.

Card 8: Held in Algiers (Attendance: 22,644)

COT: Archangel Sandalphon outmuscled Abraham Buster at 0:44 (Turnbuckle Smash)by 100.

ORDER: Mack Truck beat IMT: “The Instant Classic” Gerald Robinson at 29:13 (The Hit & Run) by 1.

COT: The First Seal defeated Zack Waddlehead at 1:22 (Shoulder Breaker) by 132.IMT: “The Charismatic Enigma” Gerald Robinson pinned Tattooed Drunken Sailor at

2:13 (Cross-Armbar) by 77.ORDER: Mack Truck overpowered COT: Moses at 29:39 (The Hit & Run) by 1.IMT: RC Savage pinned Ricky the Wannabe King at 2:39 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 93

(non-title).IMT: RC Savage overpowered IMT/EXILE: Immortal Thor at 6:48 (Turnbuckle Smash)

by 49 (non-title).TBABIT: “Weeping” Willow, Bill Bonham, Jr., and Rock “Paper” Scissors* beat IMT:

Mr. Justice Trace Tensen, Mr. Fantastic Jake Hetfield*, and RC Savage at 27:45 (Camel Clutch) by 4.

Main event: IMT: The Masked Pervert outmuscled IMT: Terrence Super Bad Boyd at 46:26 (Perversions) by 3.

Card 9: Held in Lincoln (Attendance: 23,851)

IMT: RC Savage over Abraham Buster at 5:07 (Disqualification: manager in ring) (non-title).

COT: Archangel Metatron decked Zack Waddlehead at 2:43 (Flying Dropkick) by 125.COT: Archangel Ariel destroyed Zack Waddlehead at 1:29 (Mounted Punches) by

132.IMT: The Masked Pervert defeated TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley at 27:39

(Perversions) by 3.TBABIT: Solomon “the Strongman” Crowley outmuscled COT: Moses at 29:22 (Short

Arm Clothesline) by 2.IMT: “The Charismatic Enigma” Gerald Robinson pinned Ricky the Wannabe King at

4:42 (Cross-Armbar) by 90.Pacific Northwest title: IMT: “The Crippler” Gerald Robinson pinned TBABIT: The

Loose Cannon at 27:06 (Superplex) by 2.ORDER: Zeepo The Clown*, Meepo The Clown, and Beepo The Clown bested COT:

The Sixth Seal, The Fifth Seal*, and The Fourth Seal at 18:58 (Funhouse Mas-sacre) by 9.

Main event: IMT: The Masked Pervert destroyed COT: Moses at 47:21 (Perversions) by 6.

Card 10: Held in Calais (Attendance: 28,710)

IMT: “The Charismatic Enigma” Gerald Robinson won over Abraham Buster at 3:03 (Cross-Armbar) by 94.

COT: Archangel Raziel destroyed Zack Waddlehead at 1:09 (Back Elbow Smash) by 132.

COT: Archangel Michael destroyed Zack Waddlehead at 2:32 (Palm Strike) by 135.TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley bested Timbob Wrestlepants at 3:26 (Ham-

merlock) by 95.COT: Moses overpowered ORDER: Tioneb at 29:28 (The Ten Commandments Tomb-

stone) by 1.ORDER: Mack Truck annihilated COT: Archangel Azrael at 28:20 (The Hit & Run) by 5.TBABIT: The Loose Cannon beat LPPF/LOTTERY: Buzzard at 7:57 (Scorpion Deathlock)

by 19.TBABIT: “Weeping” Willow, Bill Bonham, Jr., and Rock “Paper” Scissors* bested COT:

The Sixth Seal, The Fifth Seal*, and The Fourth Seal at 23:32 (Camel Clutch) by 9.Main event: IMT: The Masked Pervert decked COT: Archangel Azrael at 30:19 (Per-

versions) by 10.

Card 11: Held in Boise (Attendance: 22,169)

COT: The Seventh Seal pinned Zack Waddlehead at 0:42 (Palm Strike) by 129.TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley defeated Paul the Flash at 6:12 (Hammer-

lock) by 99.COT: Archangel Haniel decked Zack Waddlehead at 2:11 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 126.TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley won over COT: Moses at 29:57 (Diving Elbow

Drop) by 3.COT: Moses drew IMT: “The Dirtiest Player” Gerald Robinson (Time Limit).LPPF/LOTTERY: Trojan Surprise won over ORDER: Mack Truck at 27:15 (Scorpion

Deathlock) by 1.IMT: “The Charismatic Enigma” Gerald Robinson defeated IMT/EXILE: Immortal Thor

at 4:34 (Cross-Armbar) by 46.ORDER: Zeepo The Clown*, Meepo The Clown, and Beepo The Clown beat COT:

Archangel Gabriel, Archangel Michael*, and Archangel Sandalphon at 29:25 (Funhouse Massacre) by 3.

Main event: IMT: The Masked Pervert overpowered Mailcount Man at 58:47 (Per-versions) by 2.

Card 12: Held in Elrodville (Attendance: 24,398)

Mailcount Man beat TBABIT: Debate Club Captain at 27:45 (Mailcount Mayhem) by 5.

COT: Archangel Sandalphon won over Paul the Flash at 2:57 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 104.

COT: Abraham bested Zack Waddlehead at 2:17 (Mounted Punches) by 128.TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley pinned Job McJobberton at 6:49 (Hammer-

lock) by 91.Southeast title: IMT: RC Savage outmuscled COT: Moses at 28:22 (Savage Kick) by

3.ORDER: Mack Truck tied IMT: “DefinitionOfTechnician” Gerald Robinson at 0:30

(Double Disqualification).IMT: Mr. Justice Trace Tensen and Mr. Fantastic Jake Hetfield* bested COT: Archangel

Jophiel* and Archangel Raziel at 21:49 (Demon Drop) by 8.TBABIT: “Weeping” Willow, Bill Bonham, Jr., and Rock “Paper” Scissors* annihilated

COT: Archangel Gabriel, Archangel Michael*, and Archangel Sandalphon at 27:56(Camel Clutch) by 3.

Main event: IMT: The Masked Pervert won over TBABIT: Solomon “the Strongman” Crowley at 30:43 (Perversions) by 4.

Card 13: Held in Green Bay (Attendance: 20,902)

IMT: The Masked Pervert annihilated TBABIT: Debate Club Captain at 23:16 (Perver-sions) by 7.

IMT: RC Savage decked Paul the Flash at 2:59 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 101 (non-title).COT: Archangel Raphael decked Zack Waddlehead at 2:50 (Mounted Punches) by

125.

6 NBL Matches

TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley decked ORDER: Zoink the Clown at 28:31 (Cross-Armbar) by 3.

COT: Moses drew LPPF/LOTTERY: Vulture at 0:37 (Double Disqualification).COT: Archangel Sandalphon outmuscled Marvin the Bruiser Cruiser at 1:40 (Turn-

buckle Smash) by 105.IMT: Mr. Justice Trace Tensen* and RC Savage bested COT: Archangel Jophiel* and

Archangel Raziel at 18:30 (Justified) by 12 (Guest Referee: ORDER: Fliporito).ORDER: Zeepo The Clown*, Meepo The Clown, and Beepo The Clown defeated COT:

The Third Seal, The Second Seal*, and The First Seal at 27:06 (Funhouse Mas-sacre) by 4.

Card 14: Held in Jericho (Attendance: 22,084)

ORDER: Mack Truck won over TBABIT: Debate Club Captain at 28:23 (The Hit & Run) by 2.

IMT: “The Charismatic Enigma” Gerald Robinson destroyed Paul the Flash at 4:39 (Cross-Armbar) by 98.

COT: Noah outmuscled Zack Waddlehead at 2:57 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 129.TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley decked Razzle Dazzle at 5:15 (Hammerlock)

by 87.IMT: “The Cornfed Colossus” Gerald Robinson defeated COT: Moses at 29:13 (Super-

plex) by 1.IMT: RC Savage won over Marvin the Bruiser Cruiser at 2:23 (Turnbuckle Smash) by

102 (non-title).IMT: Mr. Fantastic Jake Hetfield* and RC Savage destroyed COT: Archangel Jophiel*

and Archangel Raziel at 10:45 (Demon Drop) by 15.TBABIT: “Weeping” Willow, Bill Bonham, Jr., and Rock “Paper” Scissors* overpow-

ered COT: The Third Seal, The Second Seal*, and The First Seal at 29:56 (Camel Clutch) by 4.

Card 15: Held in Kincaid (Attendance: 21,206)

IMT: Terrence Super Bad Boyd annihilated TBABIT: Debate Club Captain at 29:31 (Ghetto Dope) by 4.

IMT: Mr. Justice Trace Tensen outmuscled Zack Waddlehead at 2:38 (Headbutt) by 132 (non-title).

The New Age: Marshall Von Erich bested Zack Waddlehead at 3:44 (Leg Sweep) by 92.

TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley defeated Ultra Dazzle at 1:37 (Hammerlock) by 104.

ORDER: Fliporito pinned TBABIT: “The Intellectual” Cornelius Crowley at 27:56 (Kamikrazie Headbutt) by 3.

IMT: “The Charismatic Enigma” Gerald Robinson overpowered Marvin the Bruiser Cruiser at 5:42 (Cross-Armbar) by 99.

TV Tag-team titles: ORDER: Sundog Razor and Sundog Tazer* defeated COT: Archangel Jophiel* and Archangel Raziel at 7:47 (Every Dog Has Its Day) by 17.

ORDER: Zeepo The Clown*, Meepo The Clown, and Beepo The Clown destroyed IMT: The Masked Pervert, Bobo Cuba*, and Terrence Super Bad Boyd at 22:45 (Funhouse Massacre) by 6.

Card 16: Held in Juneau (Attendance: 29,187)

TBABIT: Debate Club Captain decked COT: Archangel Azrael at 28:52 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 3.

TBABIT: Broski Bradley bested Major Payne at 2:03 (Cross-Armbar) by 148.ORDER: Mack Truck destroyed Zack Waddlehead at 2:20 (Back Elbow Smash) by

131.TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley decked Ultimate Manthing at 4:02 (Hammer-

lock) by 86.TBABIT: “The Intellectual” Cornelius Crowley overpowered COT: Archangel Azrael at

27:39 (Thought Drop) by 1.

TBABIT: Solomon “the Strongman” Crowley bested ORDER: Tioneb at 28:23 (Cross-Armbar) by 3.

IMT: “Captain Charisma” Gerald Robinson* and “Captain HUSTLE” Gerald Robinson outmuscled IMT: “The Instant Classic” Gerald Robinson* and “The Butcher” Ger-ald Robinson at 15:13 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 10.

TBABIT: “Weeping” Willow, Bill Bonham, Jr., and Rock “Paper” Scissors* pinned IMT: The Masked Pervert, Bobo Cuba*, and Terrence Super Bad Boyd at 24:43 (Camel Clutch) by 6.

Card 17: Held in Hermosillo (Attendance: 23,712)

TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn beat Paul the Flash at 5:26 (Hammer-lock) by 99.

TBABIT: Amazing Fred over Major Payne at 6:08 (Disqualification: used belt to hit opponent).

Taz the Mobster Jr. over Zack Waddlehead at 6:13 (Count Out).TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley annihilated Ricky the Wannabe King at 2:49

(Hammerlock) by 91.ORDER: Tioneb decked TBABIT: “The Intellectual” Cornelius Crowley at 28:30 (Whip

Snap) by 2.IMT: RC Savage annihilated TBABIT: Solomon “the Strongman” Crowley at 27:24

(Savage Kick) by 1.IMT: “Captain Charisma” Gerald Robinson* and “Captain HUSTLE” Gerald Robinson

over Zack Waddlehead and FOE: Masked Brawler #6* at 6:39 (Count Out).ORDER: Zeepo The Clown*, Meepo The Clown, and Beepo The Clown overpowered

TBABIT: Bearer of Palls, Luke Warm, and Broski Bradley* at 27:19 (Funhouse Massacre) by 1.

Card 18: Held in Joliet (Attendance: 27,064)

Mailcount Man overpowered TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn at 29:40 (Mailcount Mayhem) by 2.

TBABIT: Rock “Paper” Scissors outmuscled Major Payne at 0:38 (Fallaway Slam) by 148.

COT: Archangel Sandalphon over Zack Waddlehead at 3:53 (Count Out).TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley over Marvin the Bruiser Cruiser at 3:25

(Count Out).Central Plains title: IMT: “Captain Redneck” Gerald Robinson defeated ORDER:

Mack Truck at 28:43 (Superplex) by 2.COT: Archangel Sandalphon defeated Hal the Walking Disease at 3:35 (Turnbuckle

Smash) by 92.ORDER: Sundog Razor and Sundog Tazer* drew IMT: “Captain Charisma” Gerald

Robinson* and “Captain HUSTLE” Gerald Robinson at 6:48 (No Contest).ORDER: Zeepo The Clown*, Meepo The Clown, and Beepo The Clown tied TBABIT:

“Weeping” Willow, Bill Bonham, Jr., and Rock “Paper” Scissors* (Time Limit).

Card 19: Held in Norwalk (Attendance: 22,122)

TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn defeated Sexy Jesse Flexx at 2:12 (Hammerlock) by 75.

COT: The Sixth Seal defeated Zack Waddlehead at 1:15 (Flying Dropkick) by 126.COT: Archangel Uriel over Zack Waddlehead at 3:51 (Count Out).TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley over Hal the Walking Disease at 9:22 (Dis-

qualification: hit ref).COT: Archangel Sandalphon over Job McJobberton at 3:28 (Disqualification: loaded

elbow pad).IMT: RC Savage bested Hal the Walking Disease at 4:39 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 89

(non-title).IMT: “Captain Charisma” Gerald Robinson* and “Captain HUSTLE” Gerald Robinson

annihilated IMT: The Masked Pervert and Bobo Cuba* at 15:10 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 12 (Guest Referee: Abraham Buster).

NBL Matches 7

ORDER: Zeepo The Clown*, Meepo The Clown, and Beepo The Clown outmuscled TBABIT: Alexandria, Amazing Fred, and Beatrice* at 17:33 (Funhouse Massacre) by 7.

Card 20: Held in Compton (Attendance: 31,457)

TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn over Zack Waddlehead at 5:31 (CountOut).

TBABIT: Bearer of Palls overpowered Luke Bartson at 3:05 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 111.

COT: Archangel Raguel over Zack Waddlehead at 9:28 (Count Out).TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley drew IMT: Terrence Super Bad Boyd at 4:00

(Double Count Out).IMT: RC Savage bested Job McJobberton at 6:28 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 93 (non-

title).IMT: “The Charismatic Enigma” Gerald Robinson bested Hal the Walking Disease at

3:03 (Cross-Armbar) by 86.IMT: “Captain Charisma” Gerald Robinson* and “Captain HUSTLE” Gerald Robinson

pinned IMT: The Masked Pervert* and Terrence Super Bad Boyd at 27:58 (Scor-pion Deathlock) by 5.

TBABIT: “Weeping” Willow, Bill Bonham, Jr., and Rock “Paper” Scissors* defeated TBABIT: Bearer of Palls, Luke Warm, and Broski Bradley* at 29:53 (Camel Clutch) by 1.

Card 21: Held in Huntsville (Attendance: 34,839)

TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn decked IMT/Exile: Immortal Zeus at 5:04 (Headbutt) by 60.

TBABIT: “Weeping” Willow destroyed Luke Bartson at 0:56 (Palm Strike) by 104.ORDER: Tioneb annihilated Zack Waddlehead at 2:58 (Back Elbow Smash) by 131.TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley destroyed COT: Archangel Azrael at 22:26

(Diving Elbow Drop) by 7.IMT: “The Charismatic Enigma” Gerald Robinson decked Job McJobberton at 3:11

(Cross-Armbar) by 90.IMT: Terrence Super Bad Boyd defeated TBABIT: “Hot Tag” Jerry Zag at 27:07

(Ghetto Dope) by 5.IMT: “Captain Charisma” Gerald Robinson* and “Captain HUSTLE” Gerald Robinson

outmuscled IMT: Bobo Cuba* and Terrence Super Bad Boyd at 27:06 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 4.

TBABIT: “Weeping” Willow, Bill Bonham, Jr., and Rock “Paper” Scissors* won over TBABIT: Alexandria, Amazing Fred, and Beatrice* at 16:47 (Camel Clutch) by 7.

Card 22: Held in Homewood (Attendance: 26,047)

TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn decked Full Nelson Andrews at 3:32 (Hammerlock) by 93.

TBABIT: Beatrice pinned Luke Bartson at 3:04 (Back Elbow Smash) by 106.IMT: RC Savage overpowered Zack Waddlehead at 0:37 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 132

(non-title).TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley bested FOE: Masked Brawler #6 at 9:32

(Hammerlock) by 30.Great Lakes title: IMT: “Captain Charisma” Gerald Robinson annihilated ORDER:

Fliporito at 15:28 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 8.TBABIT: “Hot Tag” Jerry Zag pinned COT: Archangel Azrael at 27:48 (Scorpion

Deathlock) by 2.IMT: “Captain Charisma” Gerald Robinson* and “Captain HUSTLE” Gerald Robinson

won over IMT: “Captain Redneck” Gerald Robinson and “The Deranged One” Gerald Robinson #16* at 15:34 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 6.

TBABIT: “Weeping” Willow, Bill Bonham, Jr., and Rock “Paper” Scissors* outmuscled LPPF/LOTTERY: Vulture, Buzzard*, and Crow at 17:42 (Camel Clutch) by 13.

Card 23: Held in Bangkok (Attendance: 30,278)

TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn bested Earthworm Jem at 4:08 (Ham-merlock) by 121.

COT: Archangel Gabriel overpowered Zack Waddlehead at 1:06 (Back Elbow Smash) by 135.

IMT: “The Charismatic Enigma” Gerald Robinson bested Zack Waddlehead at 2:48 (Cross-Armbar) by 129.

TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley won over IMT/EXILE: Immortal Thor at 10:47 (Hammerlock) by 47.

TBABIT: Solomon “the Strongman” Crowley outmuscled ORDER: Fliporito at 29:39 (Cross-Armbar) by 3.

IMT: ‘Your Mother’s Man” Gerald Robinson annihilated ORDER: Tioneb at 29:05 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 4.

IMT: “Captain Charisma” Gerald Robinson* and “Captain HUSTLE” Gerald Robinson defeated COT: Archangel Jophiel* and Archangel Raziel at 12:21 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 17.

Card 24: Held in Stow (Attendance: 27,036)

TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn over Shaun the Custodian at 5:56 (Count Out).

COT: The Fifth Seal outmuscled Zack Waddlehead at 2:26 (Mounted Punches) by 126.

TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley destroyed IMT/Exile: Immortal Zeus at 5:57 (Headbutt) by 60.

ORDER: Sundog Razor pinned TBABIT: The Loose Cannon at 28:22 (Wreckingball Neckbreaker) by 2.

ORDER: Fliporito decked TBABIT: “Hot Tag” Jerry Zag at 27:58 (Kamikrazie Headbutt)by 2.

IMT: Terrence Super Bad Boyd overpowered COT: Archangel Azrael at 18:33 (Ghetto Dope) by 7.

IMT: “Captain Charisma” Gerald Robinson* and “Captain HUSTLE” Gerald Robinson defeated IMT: ‘Your Mother’s Man” Gerald Robinson* and “The Doctor of Style” Gerald Robinson at 24:23 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 8.

Card 25: Held in Mentor-on-the-Lake (Attendance: 27,753)

TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn decked Tattooed Drunken Sailor at 3:56 (Hammerlock) by 78.

Mailcount Man defeated TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley at 29:44 (Mailcount Mayhem) by 1.

COT: Archangel Sandalphon won over IMT/Exile: Immortal Zeus at 8:56 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 43.

Rocky Mountains title: ORDER: Sundog Tazer annihilated IMT: Terrence Super Bad Boyd at 27:59 (Tombstone Tag) by 5.

IMT: “Daredevil of Extreme” Gerald Robinson pinned ORDER: Fliporito at 27:10 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 1.

IMT: Terrence Super Bad Boyd defeated IMT: “The Dr. of Desire” Gerald Robinson at 27:13 (Ghetto Dope) by 2.

IMT: “Captain Charisma” Gerald Robinson* and “Captain HUSTLE” Gerald Robinson bested IMT: “The Dr. of Desire” Gerald Robinson* and “The Dirtiest Player” Ger-ald Robinson at 24:28 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 10.

Card 26: Held in Echo (Attendance: 31,545)

IMT: The Masked Pervert overpowered TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn at 28:17 (Perversions) by 4.

Mailcount Man outmuscled TBABIT: Manute “the Chucker” Bol at 19:30 (Mailcount Mayhem) by 8.

IMT: RC Savage beat IMT/Exile: Immortal Zeus at 8:34 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 40 (non-title).

8 NBL Matches

IMT: The Masked Pervert outmuscled COT: Moses at 18:20 (Perversions) by 6 (non-title).

ORDER: Fliporito decked LPPF/LOTTERY: Mad Mike Eaves at 28:40 (Kamikrazie Head-butt) by 2.

IMT: Terrence Super Bad Boyd tied IMT: RC Savage at 6:34 (No Contest).IMT: “Captain Charisma” Gerald Robinson* and “Captain HUSTLE” Gerald Robinson

decked IMT: “Do It To It” Gerald Robinson and “The Charismatic Enigma” Gerald Robinson* at 15:06 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 10.

Card 27: Held in Maidstone (Attendance: 33,540)

TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn destroyed Timbob Wrestlepants at 5:47 (Hammerlock) by 95.

Mailcount Man pinned TBABIT: “The Intellectual” Cornelius Crowley at 22:01 (Mail-count Mayhem) by 7.

IMT: “The Charismatic Enigma” Gerald Robinson over IMT/Exile: Immortal Zeus at 6:25 (Count Out).

IMT: The Masked Pervert pinned ORDER: Fliporito at 22:15 (Perversions) by 6 (non-title).

IMT: RC Savage outmuscled “The Sniveling Whiner” Carl Braxton at 3:13 (TurnbuckleSmash) by 104 (non-title).

IMT: Terrence Super Bad Boyd overpowered IMT: “Creation of Devastation“Gerald Robinson at 29:39 (Ghetto Dope) by 1.

IMT: “Captain Charisma” Gerald Robinson* and “Captain HUSTLE” Gerald Robinson pinned IMT: “The Devious One” Gerald Robinson* and “The Demon of the Deep”Gerald Robinson at 18:09 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 8.

Card 28: Held in Sioux City (Attendance: 21,356)

TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn decked Job McJobberton at 6:42 (Hammerlock) by 91.

Mailcount Man outmuscled ORDER: Beepo The Clown at 29:15 (Mailcount Mayhem)by 3.

IMT: The Masked Pervert bested LPPF/LOTTERY: Hawk at 27:54 (Perversions) by 1.Mid-Atlantic title: IMT: “Captain HUSTLE” Gerald Robinson pinned IMT: The

Masked Pervert at 28:58 (Superplex) by 1.TBABIT: Alexandria defeated The New Age: Marshall Von Erich at 6:38 (Palm Strike)

by 56.IMT: Terrence Super Bad Boyd destroyed LPPF/LOTTERY: Vulture at 27:10 (Ghetto

Dope) by 3.IMT: “Captain Charisma” Gerald Robinson* and “Captain HUSTLE” Gerald Robinson

won over IMT: “DefinitionOfTechnician” Gerald Robinson* and “The Dastardly One” Gerald Robinson at 20:50 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 10.

Card 29: Held in Wheeling (Attendance: 30,177)

TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn destroyed ORDER: Zoink the Clown at29:14 (Cross-Armbar) by 3.

Mailcount Man decked TBABIT: Solomon “the Strongman” Crowley at 29:09 (Mail-count Mayhem) by 2.

Southwest title: LPPF/LOTTERY: Hawk bested COT: Archangel Azrael at 19:29 (Superplex) by 9.

IMT: The Masked Pervert outmuscled TBABIT: “Hot Tag” Jerry Zag at 23:36 (Perver-sions) by 8.

The New Age: Marshall Von Erich annihilated FOE: Masked Brawler #6 at 23:58 (The VE-5) by 10.

IMT: “DA MAN” Gerald Robinson decked Taz the Mobster Jr. at 8:28 (Fallaway Slam) by 39.

IMT: “Captain Charisma” Gerald Robinson* and “Captain HUSTLE” Gerald Robinson outmuscled IMT: “Daredevil of Extreme” Gerald Robinson* and “DA MAN” Ger-ald Robinson at 21:03 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 10.

Card 30: Held in Tulsa (Attendance: 23,827)

TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn defeated Razzle Dazzle at 5:25 (Ham-merlock) by 87.

Mailcount Man destroyed TBABIT: “Hot Tag” Jerry Zag at 21:43 (Mailcount Mayhem)by 6.

TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley won over Full Nelson Andrews at 3:53 (Ham-merlock) by 93.

IMT: The Masked Pervert won over IMT: RC Savage at 29:42 (Perversions) by 3 (non-title).

ORDER: Zoink the Clown decked ORDER: Z at 27:02 (Funhouse Chokeslam) by 1.COT: Archangel Sandalphon bested FOE: Masked Brawler #6 at 8:52 (Turnbuckle

Smash) by 35.IMT: “Captain Charisma” Gerald Robinson* and “Captain HUSTLE” Gerald Robinson

tied IMT: “The Cruncher” Gerald Robinson* and “The Crippler” Gerald Robinson (Time Limit).

Card 31: Held in Sarasota (Attendance: 34,798)

TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn pinned Ultra Dazzle at 1:29 (Hammer-lock) by 104.

Mailcount Man defeated COT: Archangel Azrael at 23:14 (Mailcount Mayhem) by 8.COT: Archangel Sandalphon annihilated Full Nelson Andrews at 3:09 (Turnbuckle

Smash) by 98.IMT: The Masked Pervert destroyed IMT: “DA MAN” Gerald Robinson at 19:22 (Per-

versions) by 6.East Coast title: IMT: “The Deranged One” Gerald Robinson #16 destroyed ORDER:

Zoink the Clown at 29:03 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 5.COT: Archangel Sandalphon beat IMT/EXILE: Immortal Thor at 5:56 (Turnbuckle

Smash) by 52.IMT: “Captain Charisma” Gerald Robinson* and “Captain HUSTLE” Gerald Robinson

outmuscled IMT: “Creation of Devastation“Gerald Robinson* and “The Cornfed Colossus” Gerald Robinson at 16:58 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 8.

Card 32: Held in the Bronx (Attendance: 31,026)

TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn decked Ultimate Manthing at 2:35 (Hammerlock) by 86.

Mailcount Man decked IMT: “The Demon of the Deep” Gerald Robinson at 27:07 (Mailcount Mayhem) by 2.

IMT: RC Savage annihilated Full Nelson Andrews at 2:56 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 95 (non-title).

ORDER: Tioneb overpowered IMT: Bobo Cuba at 14:05 (Whip Snap) by 13.IMT: “The Dastardly One” Gerald Robinson pinned ORDER: Zoink the Clown at 28:48

(Superplex) by 1.IMT: “The Devious One” Gerald Robinson pinned COT: Archangel Azrael at 23:01

(Scorpion Deathlock) by 7.IMT: “Captain Charisma” Gerald Robinson* and “Captain HUSTLE” Gerald Robinson

bested IMT: “Confederate Currency” Gerald Robinson* and “The Clawmaster” Gerald Robinson at 15:25 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 8.

Card 33: Held in Accra (Attendance: 31,611)

TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn overpowered Ricky the Wannabe King at 3:22 (Hammerlock) by 91.

Mailcount Man bested LPPF/LOTTERY: Mad Mike Eaves at 22:04 (Mailcount May-hem) by 6.

IMT: “The Charismatic Enigma” Gerald Robinson won over Full Nelson Andrews at 6:34 (Cross-Armbar) by 92.

TBABIT: The Loose Cannon destroyed IMT: Bobo Cuba at 11:57 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 19.

IMT: RC Savage defeated ORDER: Zoink the Clown at 29:50 (Savage Kick) by 4.

NBL Matches 9

IMT: RC Savage bested COT: Archangel Azrael at 22:05 (Savage Kick) by 7.ORDER: Zeepo The Clown*, Meepo The Clown, and Beepo The Clown outmuscled

COT: The Seventh Seal*, Archangel Jeremiel, and Archangel Haniel at 21:57 (Fun-house Massacre) by 8.

Card 34: Held in Everglades City (Attendance: 26,243)

TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn over Marvin the Bruiser Cruiser at 5:14 (Count Out).

Mailcount Man outmuscled LPPF/LOTTERY: Crow at 24:51 (Mailcount Mayhem) by 8.

TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley won over Earthworm Jem at 2:40 (Hammer-lock) by 121.

COT: Moses pinned TBABIT: Manute “the Chucker” Bol at 28:07 (The Ten Command-ments Tombstone) by 4.

ORDER: Zoink the Clown overpowered LPPF/LOTTERY: Buzzard at 15:46 (Funhouse Chokeslam) by 13.

TBABIT: The Loose Cannon bested COT: Archangel Azrael at 20:39 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 9 (non-title).

TBABIT: “Weeping” Willow, Bill Bonham, Jr., and Rock “Paper” Scissors* annihilated COT: The Seventh Seal*, Archangel Jeremiel, and Archangel Haniel at 19:18 (Camel Clutch) by 8.

Card 35: Held in Vancouver (Attendance: 33,248)

TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn over Hal the Walking Disease at 3:30 (Disqualification: refused to break choke).

Mailcount Man outmuscled IMT: “The Clawmaster” Gerald Robinson at 28:12 (Mail-count Mayhem) by 2.

COT: Archangel Sandalphon destroyed Earthworm Jem at 1:11 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 126.

ORDER: Zoink the Clown outmuscled TBABIT: Manute “the Chucker” Bol at 27:20 (Funhouse Chokeslam) by 3.

IMT: “The Charismatic Enigma” Gerald Robinson decked ORDER: Zoink the Clown at 27:42 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 2.

COT: Archangel Azrael tied LPPF/LOTTERY: Crow at 6:27 (Double Disqualification).ORDER: Zeepo The Clown*, Meepo The Clown, and Beepo The Clown outmuscled

COT: The Seventh Seal*, Abraham, and Noah at 23:30 (Funhouse Massacre) by 8.

Card 36: Held in Greensboro (Attendance: 34,964)

IMT: Terrence Super Bad Boyd beat TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn at27:01 (Ghetto Dope) by 1.

COT: Archangel Zadkiel overpowered Zack Waddlehead at 1:53 (Palm Strike) by 128.IMT: RC Savage won over Earthworm Jem at 4:35 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 123 (non-

title).TBABIT: Manute “the Chucker” Bol drew COT: Archangel Azrael (Time Limit).COT: Archangel Sandalphon outmuscled Razzle Dazzle at 4:04 (Turnbuckle Smash) by

92.IMT: “Confederate Currency” Gerald Robinson annihilated COT: Archangel Azrael at

24:30 (Scorpion Deathlock) by 7.TBABIT: “Weeping” Willow, Bill Bonham, Jr., and Rock “Paper” Scissors* defeated

COT: The Seventh Seal*, Abraham, and Noah at 15:30 (Camel Clutch) by 8.

Card 37: Held in Managua (Attendance: 28,616)

TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn beat COT: Archangel Azrael at 20:54 (Plant Killer) by 6.

TBABIT: “The Broken” Keegan Crowley destroyed Sexy Jesse Flexx at 4:57 (Hammer-lock) by 75.

IMT: “The Charismatic Enigma” Gerald Robinson destroyed Earthworm Jem at 2:36 (Cross-Armbar) by 120.

ORDER: Tioneb defeated TBABIT: Manute “the Chucker” Bol at 27:20 (Whip Snap) by3.

IMT: RC Savage beat Razzle Dazzle at 2:19 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 89 (non-title).IMT: RC Savage destroyed The Nobody at 1:48 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 95 (non-title).TBABIT: Bearer of Palls*, Luke Warm, and Broski Bradley decked Hector Marinaro*,

Major Payne, and Luke Bartson at 7:57 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 73.

Card 38: Held in Pierre (Attendance: 34,646)

TBABIT: “The Vicious Vegan” Vortimer Vaughn outmuscled ORDER: Tioneb at 27:54 (Cross-Armbar) by 3.

COT: Archangel Sandalphon won over Sexy Jesse Flexx at 2:22 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 80.

IMT: “The Butcher” Gerald Robinson drew ORDER: Zoink the Clown at 5:33 (Double Disqualification).

ORDER: Zeepo The Clown drew COT: Moses at 15:00 (Double Count Out).IMT: “The Charismatic Enigma” Gerald Robinson outmuscled Razzle Dazzle at 3:54

(Cross-Armbar) by 86.LPPF/LOTTERY: Trojan Surprise drew IMT: “The Demon of the Deep” Gerald Robin-

son at 15:24 (Double Disqualification).TBABIT: Alexandria*, Amazing Fred, and Beatrice outmuscled Hector Marinaro*,

Major Payne, and Luke Bartson at 3:29 (Turnbuckle Smash) by 67.

Battle Royal

Held in Matamoros (Attendance: 21,340)

IMT: Bobo Cuba picked up $1,000 when he was tossed out by LPPF/LOTTERY: Buz-zard.

LPPF/LOTTERY: Buzzard was given an imaginary $1,100 when LPPF/LOTTERY: Vultureand IMT: Mr. Justice Trace Tensen threw him into the audience.

IMT: Mr. Fantastic Jake Hetfield grabbed a cool $1,200 after IMT: Terrence Super BadBoyd catapulted him out of the ring.

LPPF/LOTTERY: Crow earned $1,300 after LPPF/LOTTERY: Trojan Surprise and LPPF/LOTTERY: Mad Mike Eaves catapulted him out.

LPPF/LOTTERY: Mad Mike Eaves grabbed $1,400 in imaginary money when he got flipped out of the ring by IMT: The Masked Pervert.

IMT: Mr. Justice Trace Tensen picked up a cool $1,500 when he was hurled into the audience by IMT: Terrence Super Bad Boyd.

LPPF/LOTTERY: Vulture was awarded $1,600 in imaginary money when LPPF/LOT-TERY: Hawk threw him over the turnbuckle.

IMT: The Masked Pervert grabbed $1,700 after LPPF/LOTTERY: Trojan Surprise hurled him outside the ring.

IMT: Terrence Super Bad Boyd pocketed $1,800 when LPPF/LOTTERY: Trojan Surprisetossed him onto the announcer’s table.

IMT: RC Savage was paid $1,900 after LPPF/LOTTERY: Trojan Surprise hurled him onto the concrete floor.

LPPF/LOTTERY: Hawk gained $2,000 when he was flipped out by LPPF/LOTTERY: Tro-jan Surprise.

LPPF/LOTTERY: Trojan Surprise was the winner of the NBL battle royal and the $30,000 prize.

NBL Report

Hello NBL fans, here we go again I do have to congratulate Archangel

Sandalphon for winning New Blood World Championship last cycle. This cycle he

will defend against someone but who Gerald Robinson that's who. So Good Luck to

both of you. The time has come for Battle next cycle we will see a little something

new a little something I like to call Bloody Lottery it's basically a Lethal Lottery. So

Good Luck 64 Wrestlers will be randomly chosen to compete. That's all I have for

you this cycle so stay safe and dismissed.

NBL Commisioner

Lucky Stars

The Man Behind The curtain of DOD/ORDER

My Father has been in the IWA for so long he asked that I stay anonymous.

But the time behind the shadows comes to an end. Me and my Father Catfish

Rob you know him as. Well I'm Catfish Tim have you noticed all the new

moves and old moves mixed. Well those new moves were taught by me I have

also been managing all these people. The Disciples of Doom I plant little ideas

in their heads. Anytime anything violent happens they get to say so from me.

That means if somebody gets brutally attacked by of the DOD members it

doesn't happen without my say so. I teach the wrestlers of DOD new school

training and Catfish Rob teaches old school training. Me and my Father have

been working together this whole time. And I agree with what he said we should be tearing it up and that's

exactly what we're going to do. Even if that means I have to put on a pair of boots and wrestle whoever oppose

us. The time has come for the New and Old school to coexist. Who says wrestlers can't do both it is time to start

taking Championships. Our boys and girls are spread all over the place and we will win every time even when

we lose. But our guys will see you all real f*cking soon.

Catfish Tim

“It’s So Hard To Say Goodbye To Yesterday” is playing, and the crowd is cheering and crying, as The New Age Von Erich: Ross Von Erich walks out on the stage. The women and the teenage girls are trying to kiss The New Age Von Erichs: Ross Von Erich on the lips. R.V.E. walks down the ramp, enters the ring, and grabs a microphone. R.V.E. speaks: “Who are these three pucks that keep attacking my little brother Marshall? I called them pucks because they hide their faces with paint and masks. Why don’t they take them off? Take off your face paint, your masks, and sign with the New Blood League and get your ***es kicked by The New Age Von Erichs…If you’re

men enough! The other major announcement this cycle to us from manager Michael L. As you ‘should’ know, players in both the Top 10 League with the best average strategy total and the World Champions League have had the between paying our regular prices, taking advantage of two matches for one dollar. The problem Michael brought to our attention was that the two for one pricing was a poor option for managers who wanted to send more on matches. That’s because we created the special price a long time ago, when our prices were higher than they are today. How many companies can make that claim? Am I That Damn Good!!!”

Wrestler Name: Marshall Von Erich Height: 6’4” Weight: 250 lbs. Maneuver: The Von Erich’s-5 (The F-5) Theme: The Von Erich’s Theme (“World Class Wrestling”) Quote: “Don’t Mess With Texas!” Wrestler Name: NECW: The New Junk Yard Dog Height: 6’2” Weight: 255 lbs. Theme: Tommy Dreamer’s theme (“ECW”) Maneuver: Caneing (Hitting opponents with a wooden cane) Quote: “This beer drinking, chain smoking dog will eat you alive!” Wrestling Attire: White T-shirt, blue jeans, black leather boots, a wooden cane that the Dog put in his corner until he’s ready for it. Wrestler Name: The Black Mobster Height: ? Weight: 273 lbs. Hometown: South Irving, Texas Maneuver: The Mobster Slam (The Full Nelson Slam) Theme: Welcome to Texas Quote: “Feel the Power of The Black Mobster!”

1. Ankle Lock..................262. Arm Drag Takedown...21

3. Arm Wrench...............214. Atomic Drop...............22

5. Back Elbow Smash.....276. Bear Hug.....................17

7. Big Boot......................208. Bodyslam....................19

9. Bulldog.......................2210. Catapult......................13

11. Chair Shot...................1512. Chickenwing...............24

13. Chokeslam....................614. Clothesline.................16

15. Crescent Kick..............3016. Cross-Armbar.............27

17. Double Axehandle......1418. Dropkick.......................2

19. Eagle Split...................1020. Elbow Smash................6

21. Enzuigiri........................522. European Uppercut......7

23. Eye Gouge....................924. Face Rake...................12

25. Fallaway Slam.............2926. Flying Body Press.........9

27. Flying Dropkick...........2528. Flying Elbow Drop......10

29. Forearm Smash............430. Full Nelson...................8

61. Atomic Leg Drop.........4262. Backbreaker...............43

63. Big Splash...................4064. Boston Crab................41

65. Brainbuster.................4566. Camel Clutch..............45

67. Cobra Clutch...............4268. Cradle Suplex..............38

69. Cutter.........................3970. DDT.............................44

71. Death Valley Driver....3772. Diving Headbutt.........38

73. Figure Four.................4074. Gorilla Press Slam.......37

75. Gourdbuster...............3976. Guillotine Choke.........33

77. Hurricanrana..............3678. Moonsault..................33

79. Neckbreaker...............3580. Piledriver....................36

81. Powerbomb................3282. Powerslam..................35

83. Scorpion Deathlock....4484. Sleeper.......................32

85. Slingshot Suplex.........3486. Spear..........................31

87. Spinebuster................3488. Stunner.......................41

89. Sunset Flip..................3190. Superplex...................43

31. Hammerlock...............2832. Headbutt....................28

33. Headlock....................1834. Hip Toss......................24

35. Irish Whip...................1936. Knee Drop..................18

37. Knee Lift.....................1738. Knife-Edge Chop.........23

39. Lariat..........................2040. Leg Sweep..................13

41. Low Blow....................1442. Mongolian Chop.........16

43. Monkey Flip................1544. Mounted Punches......26

45. Palm Strike.................2946. Pumphandle Slam......11

47. Rear Naked Choke........748. Rib Breaker.................12

49. Rope Burn....................450. Savate Kick...................1

51. Shoulder Block.............352. Shoulder Breaker.......25

53. Side Slam....................2354. Snapmare.....................2

55. Spinning Back Fist........856. Step-Over Toe Hold......5

57. Suplex...........................158. Tree of Woe Kicks.......11

59. Turnbuckle Smash......3060. Wristlock......................3

Count Out: 18

STEEL

Disqualification: 29