News Reports 2012

“Naked cannibal killed by Miami police while chewing face of another

man”

“The guy just stood, his head up like that, with pieces of flesh in his mouth. And he growled.”

“Maryland man eats roommate's heart, brain, second zombie-like cannibal attack

within a week”

“He ate the victim's heart and part of his brain”

“Man stabs himself and throws intestines at police”

“Frantically stabbed himself all over his body, leaving more then 50 stab wounds - Threw some of his skin and intestines at officers”

“New York policeman in cannibal plot”

“A New York City policeman has been arrested for an alleged plot to kidnap women, rape and torture them and then cook and eat their body parts”

“Man Accused of Biting Off Chunk of Victim's Face”

“During the attack, the suspect bit a chunk of the victim's face off”

“Chinese cannibal attack caught on camera as drunk bus driver leaps on woman and

chews on her face”

“The recent terrifying spate of 'cannibal attacks' seems to have spread to China, as a drunk bus driver was caught on camera gnawing at a woman's face in a horrific random attack”

“Subway Biting Attack In China: Retired Teacher Apparently Gnaws On

Younger Man”

“The older man began gnawing on his victim's arm”

“CDC Denies Existence Of Zombies Despite Cannibal Incidents”

“The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention does not know of a virus or condition that would reanimate the dead (or one that would present zombie-like symptoms)”