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NEWSLETTER presented by
Sheryl Wadehra
IP Head
Hiral Arora
Editor-in-Chief
UNHRC
Chiraag, Anushka & Vinanti
Human Rights Can Wait
A new day had dawned on the committee,
and, like a marshal preparing his forces for
the worst, the co-chair told her committee
members that she would not be lenient, like
she had been the day before. However, she
was far from cold, as she was encouraging
the first time MUNners in the committee to
come up and speak, in an extremely friendly
a d ar a . This appare t stri t behavior was further evidenced by her
constant smiles and warm reception to
delegates who had just gathered the
courage to speak what they had prepared
for the agenda, pertaining to the Islamic
State of Syria and Levant.
The committee started off with the
delegate of Iraq restating all the issues that
had come in tandem with the ISIS(ISIL), but
the point of the moderated caucus the
committee had elected was to state
solutions for the issues, leaving the
delegate of Iraq flustered. The delegate of
Switzerland stated, however, that in
different circumstances, it could have been
the Islamic State of Switzerland. Delegate,
read up on the existence of this caliphate,
and then dream about those circumstances.
The caliph probably dislikes you now.
The delegate of Malaysia revealed her dark
side, by insinuating that she would not mind
civilian casualties if the terrorists were also
killed, while the delegate of Fiji stated that
The UN is ot suffi ie t e ough to ha dle su h a glo al issue . Delegate, pra do tell us how the UNITED NATIONS is a local
organization extending only till your nearest
bakery? This was further added to by the
Czech Republic, who stated that the ISIS did
ot ha e the orre t i terpretatio of the Quran, not realizing that interpretations are
subjective and therefore not subject to the
idea of right or ro g .
The committee took off for the better post
lunch, wherein delegates who had not been
an active part of committee for the last
three sessions had now decided that they
would indulge in active participation, while
the delegates of Egypt and China were
having their own war in a text rendered
ersio of “to e, Paper, a d “ issors . The delegate of Luxemburg wanted to send over
psychological help to the refugees via free
internet, leading to speculation that maybe
he would also wish to email feelings,
someday.
EB REVIEW
The Chair of the HRC, Sagar Rajpal, was the
heartthrob of the committee and many of the
OC members, as most found his boyish cuteness
and charm too irresistible to handle. This image
of his was mutated, however, when the Chair
became aggressive in order to force delegates
to partake in formal debate.
The committee ended off on a game, the
eo s old do-marry-kill , leadi g to confusion with a tinge of excitement
suddenly arising within committee once the
do-marry-kill- chits were circulated.
Ho e er, delegates did t u dersta d the meaning of do ( learl ore tha foreig policy research needs to be done before
attending a MUN) and therefore had to be
e plai ed. Ai t that so ethi g?
-
DAY 3
Even after a tiresome social night the
committee seemed to flow pretty well,
without any lethargic expressions being
displayed.
The committee began with the GSL, with
delegate of Russia being the first speaker
who spoke with such a speed that he was
named "The Rocket Man" by the
International Press.
The proceedings then moved forward with
the discussion of the working paper
introduced by the delegate of the United
States.
All of the authors started to explain the
working paper named "SISI", when the
delegate of Yemen raised an appreciable
point. While all of this was taking place in a
perfectly chronological manner, our dear
chair's orange socks were a highlight.
After being done with an appreciable
discussion of the working paper and
successfully passing it, the committee
started with a Special Speakers List because
the chairs realized that a few delegates
were inactive and wished to know their
stand on the agenda.
Delegate of Luxembourg, raised his placard
everytime a photographer was around. The
ebullient rat likes being clicked.
In no time we had reached the middle of an
unmoderated caucus where in the delegate
of Spain was spotted dancing and also
swearing in Spanish, by the chair. (Chair,
why so "Sirius"?)
Also, there was a phone auction in which
the Delegate of Spain had to bribe the chair
with a cake to get it back.
The committee started working on the draft
resolution, once they were back from lunch.
A motion for entertainment was raised by
the delegate of PRC, but declined by the
chair. (Chair, why so "Sirius?")
Sound Bite!
Chair HRC Sakshi Uniyal is a big time
racist! She also thinks Chair DISEC Karan
is a nigger.
She also loves Salman Khan <3
Judge, judge!
We lo e ou “akshi! Do t let “agar take all the attention \m/
Note: The orange socks had white stars
LOK SABHA
Rujula, Isha & Anushka
Ironically, Mamta Banerjee made her debut
speech on the SECOND day urging the
committee to discuss human rights
violations and ways to regain the i ilia s
trust. The committee obeyed, when Sitaram
Yechury, CPI expressed his fury towards the
committee for taking up his rejected motion
from yesterday, Is it not i porta t? he
asked, adding on his words dripping with
sarcasm he said to Narendra Modi, “a hi mein acche din laye hai aap e
With drama heavily layered through the
committee proceedings, we saw what we
had never expected when Rahul Gandhi
supported Narendra Modi. Manmohan
Singh was sticking well to his character
when he finally spoke up, however as t
quite audible in spite of using the mic.
Sushma Swaraj then went on to confidently
say that Prime Minister Narendra Modi has
visited 102 countries in the last year. After
being showered with laughter from
committee, he conveniently brought down
the number to 59, when our very esteemed
deputy Secretary General was heard to say,
You might as well have said 9!
It is said that the best is always saved for
the last; Lok Sabha ould t ha e pro e it better. Fruitful debates, passionate fighting,
a d hilarious o e-li ers – this committee
had it all.
"Arre yaaar" cried in Sushma Swaraj while
Manohar Parrikar spoke of amending Article
370 (bye bye party policy) and shrugged off
blame saying BJP cannot be responsible for
what everyone in their party. The
committee today spoke of apples, walnuts,
gems, and horticulture to boost economy.
IP Loves Poetry!
Sitaram Yechury to Narendra Modi-
Tujhse naraz nahi BJP, hairan hu main,
tere ironic claims se pareshan hu main
ATITHI DEVO BHAVA :
Both the guest delegates - All Party Hurriyat
Conference and Indian Mujjahadeen -
entered the committee with a fierce game
plan. APCH was adamant of his stance on
making an Azad Kash ir by revoking the
Article 370. The delegate of the Indian
Mujjuahadeen went a step further and
labelled the Indian Government to be
i o pete t and said that they not only
want to torture the people of Pakistan but
those of India as well. He ended by saying
that Indian parliament doesn t really know
what s happening in Kashmir.
ROK SABHA: WE NEED TIME TO STOP
LAUGHING AND START WORKING.
The committee was given 2 minutes to
research. Sushma Swaraj was overly
enthusiastic and Mr. Manmohan Singh
looked as lost as ever. He was asked to do
SOMETHING and at least look interested.
Committee proceeded; Rahul Gandhi
condemned poverty as Sushma Swaraj
quoted him from the past "Poverty is a
state of mind in which food and money
didn't matter" and implied through his
speech that the Lok Sabha belonged to the
Gandhi family and Rahul Gandhi has been in
the Lok Sabha since childhood. One might
think Mr.Gandhi was rendered speechless
BUT he indeed came up with "I was young
back then, and people evolve." Way to go
Lok Sabha.
While Manohar Parrikar and NaMo
sincerely made efforts to strengthen
economy, the Vice-Chair was more
interested to know if she could click selfies
with a DSLR.
The debate had pumped so much
adrenaline into the committee that,
surprisingly, they no longer desired lunch.
Sushma Swaraj interjected zealously
claiming that Rahul Gandhi did not know
about his own eduction, Mr.Sharad Pawar
FINALLY chimed in to the already stated
accusation of BJP violating party policy
regarding Article 370, Sashi Tharoor barked
at BJP saying "Vo bhappare de rahe hai!"
and the Chief of Army Staff complained that
Congress had been turned into Cartoon
Network as RaGa was called a child and the
BJP spread rumours of Sonia Gandhi and
Manmohan Singh having an affair much to
Sadanada Gowda's disapproval.
Meanwhile Rahul Gandhi went up in the
arms, yelling at the BJP, sa i g Ha e oil prices ka kar ae a! bolne se kuch nahi
hota The o ittee went absolutely
BALLISTIC.
CRISIS!
JUST IN: Man shot by a suspected
militant in North Kashmir.
BUSTED
Mr. Ravi Shankar Prasad and Sonia Gandhi
were caught watching movies and to the
Chair's utmost relief, it wasn't porn. The two
were asked to explain the content, give a lap
dance to each other or answer the
following:
Namit (To Mr.Ravi): Who's the prettiest
among the Vice Chair or the 2 IP delegates?
RSP: No one. (Ouch - OFFENSIVE!) (Later he
picked of the IP Delegates)
Namit (To Sonia Gandhi): If you were gay,
who from this committee would be your
partner?
Unsurprisingly, the delegate did not answer
(MAYBE because RaGa was just happily
watching his mother being declared
homosexual) Still unyielding, Ravi Shankar
Prasad was asked to either sing, dance or
"Give his Prasad to Mrs.Sushma".
Completely flushed, delegate of Sushma
Swaraj excused himself.
Obviously invigorated by the lunch, the
committee introduced two working papers
A h he di retur s the BJP a d Kash ir Masle ka Hal Co gress a d
allies. After substantial discussion and
criticism of both, it came down to voting for
one. THE COMMITTEE WENT ABSOLUTELY
BESERK. Delegates screamed into one
a other s ears to ote for their orki g paper and Sushma Swaraj took it upon
himself to throw up hands in the air and yell
BJP! BJP!
PHEW. With the Honorable Prime Minister
Modi seen in black suits, indiscriminate
violation of the right to bang tables,
hilarious accusations and emotional
outbursts and UTTERLY COMPLETE
MADNESS without having compromised the
quality of debate, this Lok Sabha simulation
perfectly captured the essence of the real
one (of course it did not pass a bill) and now
we all know why the Lok Sabha was the
I ter atio al Press fa orite o ittee.
DISEC
Tanvi, Sania, Jerusha and Aakashara
As is customary, the committee began with
the roll call followed by a GSL. The chair
apparently assumed the delegates to be
stude ts threate i g to pu ish the if they cross talked.
The delegate of USA is surely creative and
also seemingly inquisitive, naming the
orki g paper as KYA . This paper as signed by Iran, UK, PRC, France, Canada,
Bahrain, Afghanistan, Singapore, Jordan.
The sponsors were USA, India and
Malaysia.
The delegate of Syria certainly showed off.
You had to love his accessories - the
shocking pink notebook and the ponytail
were certainly eye-catching. Let us not even
e tio the da e o es… es, Upto fu k s go a gi e it to hi . Talki g a out songs, this committee sure as hell knew the
Billboard Top 100 pretty well.
OUR LITTLE CARTOONIST!
This is to appreciate our in-house
cartoonist. The illustrations you will
see in the newsletter have been
brought to life by here- Zara Rebello.
Agenda: Extremism in the Middle East
After the long LONG lunch break, a delegate
very aptly pointed out that the committee
basically consisted of USA and Russia trying
to out-argue each other. Resulting in a long
debate, which ended with the committee
going back to the GSL. Dear delegate of
Finland, we hope you learn how to
pronounce Scandinavia before your next
MUN. It is t "Caaa di i iaaa.
After a u oderated au us of minutes which quickly escalated into 20
minutes a version 2.0 of the working paper
as i trodu ed titled Save Islam 2.0 . We hope this working paper turns out to be
a good resolution and the committee finds
a solution for the first agenda.
DAY 3
Our dear self-obsessed Chair Karan did an
individual feedback session for everyone in
the committee, obviously with the intention
of fishing out compliments for himself in
the presence of the entire IP team. He
admitted that he was hoping that our
sincere photographer Sidharth would go
away instead of waiting (As EIC Hiral
specifically asked him to do!) for the motion
for entertainment, where he was coerced
to sing a Farhan Akhtar song.
Taylor Swift is the shiz!
The delegate of Russia: Band aids don’t fix bullet holes. The IP thinks that the delegate
was cute enough to fix anything! ANYTHING.
USA wasn't the one to be deterred though,
and promptly responded - NICE to know that
Russia considers Taylor Swift an
authoritative figure in International Politics!
Taylor should sure write a song for this cute
Russian delegate!
Side note: Chair Karan is a big fan
PRESS RELEASE
Joint Declaration- Syria, Russia, PRC, Iran
Noting the unfeasible nature of the
proposed body of the UNIRC and its
seeming self-declared mandate of educating
the great Islamic States Of The Middle
Eastern region about their own religion, the
nations of Russia, PRC, Iran and the Syrian
Arab Republic jointly denounced the
proposal of this body should it be formed by
the approval of the Draft Resolution 1.0. The
Syrian Arab Republic also states that it shall
refuse entry to representatives of the same
body within its own territory, both to
preserve their own lives and the security of
operatives in Syria and France.
The anonymous chits
session lead to people
wondering if Delegate
of Russia was gay.
Others found his
dimples cute!
He would be
sponsoring a Vodka
party. Cheers all!
Karan sang, Sidharth won best
photographer, and Hiral has enough data
now to blackmail Karan for life.
Karan singing Pichle Saat Dino Mein by
Farhan Akhtar. For full video, contact Hiral
or Sidharth.
UNODC
Parmeshwari & Shreya
Chair: But Delegates! You promised you'd
talk today! -This basically sums up the
proceedings.
Prosaic Poetry
New to the uncanny requirements of a
MUN, the delegate of Singapore managed
to offend the delegate of USA. The SecGen
attempt to spice up the situation by asking
the delegate to submit an apology with the
rhyming scheme 'abab'. The Singaporean
delegate hoped his statements did not
"effect their relationship".
Anonymous Confessions!
To Chair Karan:
If your left leg was thanksgiving and your
right leg was Christmas, noone should
come in between because you look like
you have an STD!
Where did you get the Kangaroo pin
from!
To IPC-Sheryl
I love the way you say Inner'national!
To Chair HRC Sagar:
I think Sagar Rajpal is hot!
~This chit was torn and thrown away
before Hiral could get her hands on it. In
a previous statement, Karan was heard
quoting- Sagar is my best friend, BUT
(There is always a butt), I hate him!
"Ye sab log subha subha kya phoonk kar
aaye hai?" - Shri Secretary General
Welcome Delegate of Ukraine: Our
Secretary General finally posed as the
delegate of Ukraine and instigated debate
by mentioning the role of Hawala trade.
DAY 3
The third day at the United Nations
Organisation for Drugs and Crime (UNODC)
got off to a tepid start, with delegates
answering the roll call as a hesitant after-
thought. The agenda was narcoterrorism,
but it seemed like the delegates i ds were running on the very substances they
were trying to regulate-reactions and
speech were sluggish at best.
The Ge eral “peaker s List trudged alo g slowly for most of the part, until an
interesting turn midway. The delegate of
Afghanistan spent his entire two minutes
berating Netherlands for their lax attitude
towards drugs, referring to supposed illicit
cafes in Amsterdam which featured dubious
e us a d Drugs of the Da . The Japa ese
delegate voiced his amusement at this,
pointing out that Afghanistan seemed to
have forgotten to address the problem of
their own drug-riddled nation. The delegate
of Netherlands was quick to dismiss the
claims, and used the opportunity to point
out the many benefits of legalizing drugs,
including enormous revenues in taxes.
The first motion to be passed was put forth
by the delegate of Japan: a Moderated
Caucus seeking to discuss the effects of
terrorism caused by the narcotics trade.
Blisteringly, the American delegate
presented chilling statistics without a paper
aid of any kind, taking committee through
the vast number of casualties that occur
every year due to drug trafficking. The
delegate of Mexico noted that the war on
drugs and the war on terror were, in
actuality, the same war being fought on two
different fronts. The Afghani delegate
agreed with Iran, insofar that the
government were lacking in the knowledge
of trade routes taken by black-marketers
through mountainous terrains like the
Himalayas, a fact exploited by terrorist
groups like the Al Qaeda and Taliban. While
delegates volleyed back and forth on these
insidious problems, the delegate of Brazil
appeared to be frying bigger fish, going by
the perturbed expression on her face as she
napped through the entire proceedings.
Working Paper:
USA- Uncontrolled Smugglers Association
The desperation of the Chair was evident
when he vehemently urged the delegates
to speak up and write working papers-
Kuch bhi banao yaar!
So they did. The Japanese bloc prepared a
working paper titled USA (Uncontrolled
Smugglers Association) which was
criticised for being vegue, abrupt and only
as good as a toilet paper. But then, Toilet
papers are necessary!
Apart from the happenings within
committee, the UNODC Chairperson was
seated outside with an unsteadily balanced
laptop and an even more unsteadily
flickering dongle, battling a failing internet
connection in the hopes of downloading a
decent draft resolution to show his
committee. What followed soon after was a
lesson in both paperwork and grammar- the
Executive Board gave an impromptu crash-
course on how best to frame working
papers, and advised delegates on the
various adjectives, verbs and adverbs to
either generously use or avoid.
Committee finally broke for an
Unmoderated Caucus, with various blocs
colluding to pass their resolutions and fail
e er o e else s. The Press a o l hope that the UNODC finds the motivation and
cohesiveness that it is sorely lacking, so that
delegates may shift from lack-luster to a bit
more muster.
SPECPOL
Jerusha, Aakshara & Tanvi
The committee commenced with a roll call
as per usual, followed by a GSL. The
delegate of Russia had an american accent
(the irony) and was rather poetic in his
speech.
The delegate of DPRK seemed pretty
famous in committee as his motion to
discuss the creation of a passive UN body to
look into drone strikes was passed by the
entire committee without a second
Q. On a scale of 1-10, how much does
this committee test your patience?
A. 6
Q. Describe your committee in 2 words
A. 48 idiots
ouch!
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
thought. Thus began a rather interesting
discussion when the delegate of Russia
said, The delegate of U“A a ot e er good at creating resolutions, he is only good
at shooti g the do . U“A, although quite fluent in debate, proved to have a
huge ego and superiority complex. Though
the delegate of DPRK clearly stated many
useful solutions that most of the committee
was in favour of, all the delegate of USA
ould sa as, DP‘K has ot pro ided a alid suggestio s. A d i sisted that the
stance that article 51 takes supersedes any
other article in the UN charter.
The delegate of USA kept droning on and
on.. (pun intended)
For the first working paper (V1), UK went up
to read it out. When asked whether he was
an author, his very prompt reply was - I' just sig i g it! ( ea i g he as a signatory). So much for rich British English.
The delegate of UK gently lulled every single
person in the committee into a deep DEEP
slumber as he read it out. His clear
enunciation and the stress he put on each
and every syllable de-stressed us all-
bringing wave upon wave of boredom upon
the committee. He was not very popular
amongst the others, we must say. Not very
surprisingly, this working paper failed to
pass. The delegate of Qatar was proving to
be a proverbial shepherd to the fresh and
unseasoned delegates, herding and
coercing them into becoming signatories on
the draft resolution..
Also the delegate of Russia assumed his
oversized suit jacket to be a tutu and
thought twirling in it would be a great way
to while his time away.
While attempting to pass the draft
resolution 1.0, there was a small issue of
op right i fri ge e t , lai ed the delegate of Bolivia. An apology was
demanded by our Secretary-General Rahul,
who happened to be present in committee
at the time. When the oh-so-eloquent
delegate of Russia gushed with apology, the
Sec-Gen cut him off with- We a ted a apolog , delegate, ot a allad. Ho e er, that did t see to deter the delegate of Russia from attempting to serenade his way
to the top.
The question-answer session discussing the
draft resolution was quite repetitive and
went around in circles, as one of our
authors, the delegate of PRC seemed to
realise. Wh else ould he sa re-irritated instead of reiterated?
CHATTING
WITH
CHAIRS
Feat. Nimish and Shreya
Feat. Nimish and Shreya
Committee: United Nations Human Rights
Council (UNHRC)
1. What is your name? Sagar Rajpal.
2. How old are you? 22. Then why are you still
MUNning? It’s last MUN, I’ shifti g to Boston.
3. Whe ou re ot a -sitting little kids
pretending to be world leaders, what do you
like to do? Reading. Mythology, mostly
I dia . I’ urre tl re-reading Jaya, by
Devdutt Patnaik. Eating, cooking (my Italian is
amazing). And I love Sula Vineyards.
4. Legalizing Maggi or legalizing LGBT rights
(and why)? Legalizing LGBT rights, because
that’s o ittee’s age da.
5. If you were a part of the current
government, which scam would you pull? The
urre t o es are too ori g, I’d ake o scams. Making all the dessert places vacant.
No dessert for anyone. Dessertgate.
Committee: Special Political and Decolonisation
Committee (SPECPOL)
1. What is your name? Gandhar Suryavanshi.
2. How old are you? 22. Then why are you still
MUNning? It’s fu .
3. Whe ou re ot a -sitting little kids
pretending to be world leaders, what do you like to
do? I like going for treks, and visiting different
restaura ts. I’ a foodie, a d I e jo the Himalayan terrain.
4. Legalizing Maggi or legalizing LGBT rights (and
why)? Maggi ut I’ ot agai st LGBT . It ser es the purpose of a people ho do ’t k o ooki g. This a , people do ’t die of star atio .
5. If you were a part of the current government,
which scam would you pull? The 4G scam.
6. How does it feel to be Special only because your
acronym says so? It feels i e. I’ the o l independent chair, all the other committees have
co-chairs.
6. Human rights or human wrongs? Human wrongs.
7. MUN ki baat? Rosé from Sula is on my mind.
Committee: Lok Sabha
1. What is your name? Rutwik Joshi
2. How old are you? 20. So why are you still
MUNning? Because I have to- I’ the Secretary General of the Nagpur International
MUN, and I love to MUN.
3. Whe ou re ot a -sitting little kids
pretending to be world leaders, what do you
like to do? I’ orki g for A a ki Asha, a
cultural exchange program where 10 Pakistani
delegates sat down with 20 Indian delegates,
out of whom 10 were Kashmiris. I also love
listening to music, and I play a lot of sports-
snooker, badminton, table tennis and squash.
4. Legalizing Maggi or legalizing LGBT rights
(and why)? Maggi, of ourse. I lo e Maggi, I’ e gro up ith it, a d it’s guardia . I personal opinion, Maggi has been banned to
pro ote Modi’s Make i I dia a paig .
5. If you were a part of the current
government, which scam would you pull? The
CAG scam.
6. How does it feel to be the only committee
without air conditioning? It feels realistic,
which is what the OC also mentioned. To give
it an even more authentic feel, we ought to
break a few chairs and tables.
7. MUN ki baat? I’ er happ ith committee, the Lok Sabha has surpassed all
my expectations.
Committee: United Nations Organization for Drugs
and Crime (UNODC)
1. What is your name? Kartikeya Lakhanpal.
2. How old are you? 20. So why are you still
MUNning? In Mumbai, 20 is a good age to be
MUNning. 23 or 24, like the Secretary General- not
so much.
3. Whe ou re ot a -sitting little kids
pretending to be world leaders, what do you like to
do? I work for an NGO, based in Ghatkopar,
Mu ai. We’re i ol ed i so ial entrepreneurship, teaching women to make bags
out of waste material and sell them.
4. Legalizing Maggi or legalizing LGBT rights (and
why)? Legalising LGBT. A friend of mine is lesbian,
and she’s ee through a lot of hardship.
5. If you were a part of the current government,
which scam would you pull? A Edu atio s a . I’d make tuitions mandatory for everyone, and then
demand 50% taxes from tutors.
6. How does it feel to be the recommended
committee for chronic insomniac? Great. Drugs are
really close to me, and knowing the other side is
great.
7. MUN ki baat? The world should get rid of clichéd
puns.
Committee: Disarmament and International
Security Committee (DISEC)
1. What is your name? Karan Patel.
2. How old are you? 21. So why are you still
MUNning? If you really want me to answer,
ou’re goi g to fill the e tire page. It’s a passio .
3. Whe ou re ot a -sitting little kids
pretending to be world leaders, what do you like
to do? I love watching movies, playing sports
a d tra elli g. I like getti g lost, a d I’ e e e been to a couple of countries alone. As long as
the place is new and accessible.
4. Legalizing Maggi or legalizing LGBT rights (and
why)? Maggi. I’ ot for LGBT rights ANY TIME
SOON (capitalization at request of interviewee).
5. If you were a part of the current government,
which scam would you pull? Chit fund scam.
6. As the official committee for disarmament,
what are you doing for the world amputee
situation? Nothing.
7. MUN ki baat? Whether or not I should ask that
girl to Socials.
Committee: International Press (IP)
2. How old are you? Why do you MUN?
S: 18. Well, almost. It’s a great lear i g e perie e. I come to have fun and learn new things from new
people. It’s a out seizi g the opportu it .
H: 20. I have just entered the scene and I like it.
3. Whe ou re ot a -sitting little kids pretending
to be journalists, what do you like to do?
S: I like to si g a d I’ i to art, ostl graffiti. Have
you vandalized any walls recently? … o?
H: I like to paint and write and read. I have my leg in
everywhere!
4. Legalizing Maggi or legalizing LGBT rights (and
why)?
S: LGBT all the way homie. Correction, homo. I love
gay people.
H: LGBT rights. I’ so tired of Maggi, I li e i a hostel.
5. If you were a part of the current government,
which scam would you pull?
S: No e as su h, I’ a er i e perso .
H: World Domination
6. Press head or press shoulders?
S: Head and shoulders. And knees and toes. But
head, I guess, e ause it feels like it’s goi g to combust. Lolzipu.
H: Shoulders I guess, because we have a lot of
responsibility on them right now.
7. MUN ki baat?
S: Although this MUN as stressful, it’s o i g together and I hope people have a good impression
of their Press heads. Sta tripp ’all.
1. What is your name?
S: Sheryl Wadehra
H: Hiral Arora
IT ALL ENDS
Hiral feat. the IP team
This MUN was a roller coaster ride, and as it
ends, we bring to you all the highlights,
maybe inconsequential to the proceedings,
but definitely things we would all like to
remember. That's what newsletters are for!
A huge, HUGE, chunk of our gratitude to the
OC, to begin with. Especially, the darling of
the EB, Sam! Everybody loves Sam. He is
our Chota Packet Bada Dhamaka. LITERALLY
the smartest 16 year old ever.
Excuse the picture quality but this selfie
means a lot!
A big shout out to all the other OC members
for making everything as smooth as it could
possibly be! Cheers to you!
(ʃƪˆ▿ˆ)
THE RAMP
One of the main reasons I love MUNs is all
the impeccably well dressed people talking
in parliamentary language absolutely gets
me going! So a short commentary on the
fashion goes here, as agreed by most of my
team!
ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK
Sources say, Chair Samrat's tie is borrowed
from a Clash of Clans teammate (his
username being Hercules, for your
reference). And my dear foot-model Sagar
flaunts these K3WL orange socks at the
closing ceremony. Sakshi choose Orange for
perfect selfies too, honestly, it is hard to
find her not posing!
CARICATURES
Now, I take immense pride in showing off
this talented girl Zara and her caricatures,
she ran around committees making EXACT
REPLICAS of everything. Check these
caricatures out!
Now!
Press Awards. Because writing this is not
easy as it looks.
And one for all of my press team, who
exceeded my expectations by leaps and
bounds. My editing brain cried out
everytime I had to leave anything out
because of space constraints. Cheers to
you!
Hope to see you all in the next edition of
Nashik MUN in an action-packed debate
experience.
I guess I will be hungover on this MUN for
quite a while. I hope you all also take away
good memories of these three days.
Special mention to Mulay sir, for making it
happen. His energy and spirit are
unmatched. A mentor like him is what every
student needs.
Best Reporters:
Nimish, Shreya and Tanvi Ghaisas
Best Photographers:
Riya and Sidharth