Nonsense Scene

A: Oo! What have you got there?

B: Nothing, I found it.

A: It looks like something special.

B: Of course it’s something special. It’s a gift.

A: Who gave it to you?

B: I don’t remember.

C: Hey! Where did you find that?

A: What? This?

C: Yeah, what is it?

B: I found it.

C: I wish I had one like it.

A: So do I.

B: Well you can’t have it.

C: Why not?

D: Because it’s mine.

B: Yours?

D: Yes, I asked you to hold it for me.

A: Oh yes, I remember now.

C: Everything makes sense now.

B: What is it, anyhow?

D: I don’t know. It was a gift.