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COME ALONG PONDSAnyways mandatory doctor who sliverAm I right guys?I know its late but I really think the world revolves around meMeowzers! Why does NRE have so many handsome cats?!DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHEDJudgement: Death PenaltyReady for Hate Week? Download the Glee Club’s “To Hell With georgia” track on iTunes!why is it sooooooo cold in the student center greenhouse?LE 9GAG ARMY XD lelelelelele!e RHA o"ce couch is the most comfortable place to sleep.RIP Ribs n Blues. 1792 - 2552 Goodnight sweet prince.IT’S MIDTERMS AND I BLOW IT. s*** s*** s*** s*** s***Are you eating cereal out of a solo cup?I can tell you’re checking out my girl. Stop that.I have entered the senior design cave. Whether or not I will emerge victorious remains to be seen.STFU or GTFO, kids in the library that are entirely too obnox-ious.Curly haired girl in the library: I know you are engaged, want alcohol at your wedding, that you bombed your senior design proposal and that you are not getting an MRS degree and I don’t even know your name... how, you may ask? BECAUSE YOU ARE SO FRd-rad: good riddanceNot a hole Keisha, a ValveDayna is o# tonight; he was murdered then set on $re while cel-ebrating his birthdayI like turtlesa sliver in the hand is worth two in the bushsymbioooosis symbiooooosissymbioooosis symbioooosiswhere are all the sliver boxes. this is ridiculous“guy with the angry birds beanie” is my man, and he looks sexy in it. #geto#
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Alana “Honey Boo Boo” Thompson, a U[sic]GA student idol, has been selected as the 2012 fall graduation ceremony speaker, being the youngest speaker in the world at any graduation ceremony.
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BY THE TECHNIQUEEDITORIAL BOARD
Technique • November 19, 2012 • 3 NEWS
A lot of things went on outside the bars of the University[sic] of Georgia in the past week. Here are a few important events for students that are occuring across the nation.
Donkey love story to be decided by courtThe hearing for Carlos Romero,
who is charged with having sexual intercourse with a donkey, has been delayed so that a decision can be made regarding the ability of the court to take legal custody of the donkey, and potentially put her up for adoption.The cause of this charge dates
back to August 15, when Romero was found standing behind the aforementioned donkey, nick-named Doodle by the accused, shirtless, with his pants down, and allegedly performing sexual acts on the 21-month-old female donkey.Romero claimed he was using
his fingers to clean between the donkey’s legs and to check for wood shaving and debris.Thirty-one-year-old Romero,
currently in protective custody, is attempting to retain custody of her, claiming his acts were a form of “husbandry,” common in live-stock farming communities.“I [just] want my donkey back,”
Romero said. “There’s got to be due process here. I paid $500 for her.”
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An inebriated U[sic]GA student fails an exam while a corgi classmate passes with !ying colors. A recent study con"rmed that this common sight was based on the now-scienti"cally proven fact that canine dogs are markedly more intelligent than U[sic]GA students.
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Code such as that above on the walls appeared across campus, leaving students stupe"ed in their midst. The “alien code” has yet to be understood.
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Tra#c cones, lanes and other paraphernalia now accessorize the outside of the new Terry School of Driving Under the In!uence.
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Students celebrate the ability to reuse red Solo cups, most of which have been recovered from trash cans from around campus. This study proves that these cups are, in fact, usable for one year.
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hottest fashion acces-sory. What better way to show how much you love that one night stand you drunkenly slept with? Don’t be sel!sh and spread the love this year.
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FINGER PAINTING
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University[sic] students claim they saw a squirrel attack their beloved mascot, coming at him with ninja-like agility as it swooped down out of the sky. Uga was helpless to defend himself.
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Students say they have seen squirrels plotting all around campus, dressed evilly in tiny top hats and villainous mustaches. Seriously.
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