november 2013

SPECTRUMMAIMONIDES SCHOOL STUDENT NEWSPAPER

Vol. III Issue 4

TRAGEDY AT FORT HOOD

Army Psychologist Charged | 5

ANIMAL BYPRODUCTS

Okay to Eat? | 6

In early November, a

small group of seniors and

juniors traveled to Washing-

ton, D.C. to attend an AIPAC

High School Conference.

AIPAC, the American Is-

rael Public Affairs Commit-

tee, is an interest group that

lobbies Congress in support

of a strong relationship be-

tween America and Israel.

Contrary to popular belief,

AIPAC is not a traditional

political action committee

(PAC) since it is bipartisan

and does not endorse can-

didates who run for office.

When the Maimonides

delegation arrived at the

majestic Washington Grand

Hyatt, they picked up their

name tags and ran to the

conference’s main meet-

ing room just in time to

catch the end of the open-

ing remarks. They soon

learned that the delegations

there included people from

states including Michigan,

Florida, California, New

York, New Jersey and Mary-

land. Overall, there were

over 400 other high school

students, all eager to learn

what AIPAC was about.

When Maimonides stu-

dents received their name

tags, they also received

a schedule that told them

they would be hearing lec-

tures on topics ranging from

‘Understanding AIPAC’s

Mission and Mandate’ to

‘Iran and the Bomb.’ For

the first day and a half, the

Maimonides delegation was

divided into groups based

on their name tags. The

first speeches were mostly

about AIPAC’s mission and

why it is important. Also

After fighting through five ag-

gressive games, the Maimonides

boys’ soccer team boasted an impres-

sive 4-1 record. With a growing fan

base and a four game winning streak,

morale soared. Coach Borkow kept

his M-Cats in tip-top shape with at

least five rigorous practices a week

supplemented by daily sets of push-

ups. Assistant Coach Barbosa used

his years of soccer experience to

share powerful plays and innovative

game day strategies. As a team, the

M-Cats were poised to meet any chal-

lenges their schedule held in store.

In game six of the season, Mai-

monides faced Matignon High

School. Just a week before, Matignon

and Maimonides had battled it out in

true warrior fashion. Despite a late

game comeback by Matignon, Mai-

monides escaped with a 4-3 victory.

As they left the field, it was clear that

Matignon was hungry for revenge.

Everyone knows that eating in the

library is forbidden, yet people con-

tinue to do it anyway. It states in the

Upper School Handbook: “No food

or drink (except water) is allowed in

classrooms, in the library, or in the

shul” (Section 3-School Rules: Food

Outside Permitted Areas). This rule

has been in use for eighteen years. So

why doesn’t everybody follow it? Why

is it a rule to begin with? Has this rule

turned into a joke that no one wants to

adhere to? To answer this last ques-

tion, I first had to find out why stu-

dents eat in the library to begin with.

I believe I found my answer when I

interviewed sophomore Tess Niewood.

When I asked her opinion about the

prohibition of food in the library, she

was hesitant to respond. Ultimately, she

did agree that the rule “makes sense.” I

asked her if she thought that it was fair

that students disregarded the rule. She

answered that it’s not fair, but it’s not

something that is likely to change. The

library is a place where students hang

out; there are few other places to go.

The student lounge is very small, and

mostly used by juniors and seniors. The

A Capital Good Time

Road to the

State

Tournament

The Law of the LibraryBy Ariela Greengart

Continued on pg.5

By Ben Niewood

In This Issue:

Scheduling Woes: A Maimo student takes a stab at the schedule, offer-ing a proposal to solve his personal angst......page 2

Robben Island: Sarah Ricklan goes to a former Prisoner of War

camp and lives to tell the tale................page 2

Bombs Away:�e US gets tired of wars on Earth and decides to bomb the moon..............page 7

�e Cartoon:Sick of waiting for �e

Spectrum Poll to return, Eli Portman makes a timely one

of his own............page 8

Culinary Corner:Sarah Robinson teaches you how to make a �anksgiving

pie.....................page 11

Continued on pg.7

By Daniel Lasman

Continued on pg.5

November 2009

Student outlaw munching in the library

Maimonides students at the Capitol

Vol. XX Issue 4 November 2013 / Kislev 5774 WWW.MAIMOSPECTRUM.COM

In This Issue:

Seniors enjoy a camping trip without

camping...Page 7

Schoenberg argues for fruit in the

vending machines...Page 3

Cohen expresses skepticism over Iran’s

recent “acts of friendliness”

...Page 4

Sosis describes the situation in Syria and

the history of chemical weapons

...2

Update from the Student Council

Presidents...Page 2

Recently, a Charedi demonstration in Beit Shemesh resulted in violence and lawsuit. As Yediot Aharonot reports, a Border Po-lice soldier assaulted Gadi Raz, a twenty-four-year-old Chare-di, who was involved in the protest.

There were plans for a new neighbor-hood to be construct-ed in Beit Shemesh, but according to Cha-redim, it was going to be built on top of ancient Jewish tombs. The Charedim object-ed to the plans and organized a protest

against the construc-tion of the neighbor-hood. During the demonstration, one of the Border Police officers present as-saulted Gadi Raz. Before the assault, Raz had been arrested and was sitting in a Border Police cruiser. The police attacked Raz when he opened the door of the cruiser without permission. According to Raz, he opened the door in order to get a hat that another Charedi man had dropped. Accord-ing to the police how-ever, Raz opened the

Assaulted Charedi Sues Israel

High School Activities Fair is a Success

by BENNY STRACHMAN ‘14

The penny is a dead weight on our economy. The penny is a coin with no buying power and therefore does not effectively work as money. The penny also costs more than it is worth to make, according to the US Mint. This, too, drags our economy down. One might say that this would cause inflation. The United States mint also used to make a half cent coin, but this was discontinued for being worthless and didn’t hurt the United States econ-omy.

Let us start with the penny’s buying power. Once upon a time, the pen-ny would be able to buy things. Now, due to infla-tion, the one cent coin is useless. When was the last time you entered a store

and bought all your gro-ceries with pennies? Prob-ably never, because if you had twenty dollars in pen-nies they would weigh ap-proximately eleven pounds. Also, the store probably would not even accept the money because they would spend hours counting the hundreds of pennies. You also probably cannot cal-culate the sales tax in your head. This means that if you spend the time to get exact change for the cashier you take up everyone’s time. If you want to spend the pen-nies in a different way you would have to find a ma-chine that takes pennies. Vending machines will not and parking meters also do not take pennies. Neither does any reasonable ma-chine. The reason for this is

by ADERET LISS ‘14

Continued on page 10 Continued on page 5

Death to the Penniesby DANIEL RAMATI ‘16

Continued on page 7

Fantasy Football Is

Back ...p. 4

Anti-Zionism in Colleges...p. 10

The Bruins Can

Go Far...p.9

You know that school is in full swing when the Maimonides club leaders crowd into the auditorium and set up balloons, trays of can-dy, attractive posters, and sign-up sheets for their student-run clubs. On Thursday, October 10, it was once again time for the Club Fair. All club leaders presented their clubs for the rest of the school to

learn about and join. There were over thirty options of clubs to join this year, ranging from Model UN to Mock Docs to Drama club and everything in be-tween. There was an enthusiastic buzz throughout the auditorium, as students tried to convince oth-ers that their club was the best. There was friendly competition in

Interview with an Interesting Alumnus

Dr. Matthew Levitt, Maimonides alumnus ’88, is currently the director of The Washington Institute’s Stein Program on Counterterrorism and Intelligence. He previously served as a counterterrorism intelligence ana-lyst at the FBI and as deputy assistant secretary for intelligence and analy-sis at the U.S. Department of the Treasury. On October 10, Dr. Levitt spoke to the eighth grade about his work and experiences in counterter-rorism and sat with Spectrum for an interview. Spectrum: To start off, what do you think has changed here at Maimo since you were here? Dr. Levitt: First of all, the building. There’s been a lot of changes: The shul is magnificent. It was a very small, dark room, and [now there’s] a huge ceiling, and it’s very bright. [Maimonides is] just bigger; there are more opportunities. We had a basket-ball team and that was it when I was here. In fact, at one point when I was in high school, they were just build-ing the gym, and our P.E. class with Mr. D … was Ping-Pong. They’d roll Ping-Pong tables into one of the classrooms in the high-school wing, and we played Ping-Pong until the gym was built. Spectrum: From a position in the U.S. government, have you had the opportunity to help Israel fight ter-rorism there? Dr. Levitt: Look, the U.S. and Israel are close allies, so they help each other, and terrorism is an area of close cooperation. [There are] lots of groups that want to target America, and lots of groups that want to tar-get Israel. My job in the U.S. gov-ernment was doing U.S. government business, but that can include help-ing allies prevent terrorism in their countries, or targeting their civilians elsewhere. [This] includes Israel and many other allies. Spectrum: Do you remember any in-teresting stories or difficulties about being a religious Jew in the govern-

by GABRIELLA JACOBSON ‘17

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Letter from the Editors

Letter from the PresidentsThe Spectrum Staff

Editors-in-Chief: Daniel Schwartz ’14 and Beni Snow ’14

Assistant Editor-in-Chief: Davey Schoenberg ’15

Chief Copy Editor: Ari Schild ’14Assistant Copy Editor:

Caleb Jacoby ’15Chief Layout Editor:

Eli Cohn ’14Assistant Layout Editor:

Sarah Pomeranz ’15Health & Science Editor:

Baram Sosis ’14 School Editor: Shira Krinsky ’14

Arts & Entertainment Editor: Hannah Stanhill ’15

Opinion Editor: Chaiel Schaffel ’15 HaMedina Editor: Eitan Kaplan ’14

Photography Editors: Daniel Smits ’16

Technology Supervisor: Evette Ronner ‘14

Staff Writers: Aderet Liss ‘14, Akiva Jacobs ‘17,

Aleeza Schoenberg ‘17, Ariana Gewurz ‘17, Baram Sosis ‘14, Benny Strachman ‘14, Charlotte Guedalia

‘16, Daniel Ramati ‘16, David Solooki ‘14, Debbie Baskir ‘15,

Doron Cheses ‘14, Eitan Jeselsohn ‘17, Eli Cohn ‘14, Gabriella

Jacobson ‘17, Jeremy Crocker ‘17, Jonathan Cohen ‘16, Jordan Cohen

‘16, Joseph Solomont ‘14, Leah Feder ‘15, Marc Nechmad ‘16, Talia

Bessler ‘15, Uriya Durani ‘17 Faculty Advisors:

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November 2013

Hey All,The school year is now in

full motion and the Student Council has been work-ing hard on several issues. One of our goals as Student Council presidents was to re-establish the chesed committee. We are so happy to achieve this goal. Under the leadership of Rachael Hirsch, Shoshana Katz, and Rena Weinberg, the chesed committee will look for ways to create awareness on important issues, as well as providing chesed oppor-tunities for students to per-form. We are thrilled with the amount of student in-terest in this committee. If

you are interested in partic-ipating in the chesed com-mittee but did not sign up at the club fair, please speak with the club leaders. They will be pleased to show you how you can help.

As you all know, this last month was National Bully-ing Prevention Month. At Maimo, we celebrated it as Unity and Kindness Month. From orange Unity Day to contributing in the assem-bly, the Student Council has worked with Leslie O’Brien and Sara Bellin to organize several events to promote kindness. We would like to thank Leslie and Sara for all of their help in making Uni-

ty Month a success. The Student Council

has also begun to work on the chanukah banquet. We firmly believe that, due to our early planning efforts, the banquet will be a huge success. We are so proud for the achievements the student council has already accomplished, and are very excited for everything yet to come.

-Adam Katzman and Eitan Kaplan

Dearest readers,

Another month gone by, an-other issue of Spectrum. We hope you enjoy November, with all the delicious turkey and days off of school that Thanksgiving brings. And we hope you get into col-lege if you are a senior. We think that this issue of Spectrum is re-ally top notch, thanks to our cre-

ative writers and diligent editing staff. But we need you to write to keep Spectrum excellent. Yes, you! With the colored clothing on and the hobby and the various interests! You know that thing that you have feelings about? Write about it!

Shout-out to our newest layout editor, Sarah Pomeranz, on an ex-

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Why Maimonides Should Add Fruit to the New Vending Machines

November 2013

When students entered school on the first day of classes, there was an empty space where the vending machines used to be. Word spread quickly that the

school would be replacing the old vending machines with new ones. These new machines would include a variety of healthy options for students and faculty to

buy.In mid-September, the

school finally installed the new “HealthyVend” ma-chines. The options included healthy and appealing foods kept in the HealthyVend’s built-in refrigerator. Initial-ly, people were excited to buy these new snacks. The excitement however, faded as soon as they took a closer look at the prices. “It should not be called HealthyVend,” commented freshman Lau-ren Koralnik. “It’s more like HealthySpend.” In the new HealthyVend machines, a bag of chips that cost $1.00 in the old vending machine now costs $1.50. A Luna bar that costs a little over a dol-lar in a store costs a full two dollars from the machine. A student who wants a quick, inexpensive snack would not want to buy any of these.

Each of the items in the machine is useful, but each has its own flaw. The Greek yogurt is healthy and tasty, but costs a lot of money. It is more of a lunch than a snack because it has to be eaten with a spoon while sitting down, and is really messy. Although a Luna bar is tasty, healthy, and not very messy, it costs a lot of money. Therefore, many people would not buy it on a regular basis. Some bags of chips cost one dollar, but they are not healthy and they do not contain many chips.

There are healthy snacks that cost less than the cur-rent occupants of the HealthyVend machines. Fruit, for example, costs very little when bought in bulk, but it also lasts for a reasonable amount of time

when kept in a refrigerator. According to www.eatby-date.com, apples last six to eight weeks, while oranges can last a few months re-frigerated. These two fruits are very nutritious and are a popular on-the-go snack for students. Therefore, the obvious course of action would be to add fruits to the machines.

Many people do not want to spend so much money on snacks. They only want quick, inexpensive snacks, and thus do not buy any-thing at all. Davey Schoen-berg ’15 said, “There is nothing in the vending machine right now that ap-peals to me. If the school added fruit, I might actually buy something—as long as it’s not too expensive.” The school does not profit from having only expensive

Immediately when daven-ing ends, students spill out of the shul and head directly to the cereal laid out in box-es in the lunchroom. Im-mediately, the Honey Nut Cheerios box is pillaged, and in usually less than five minutes the box is empty. Students that reached the breakfast table too late will look into the empty Hon-ey Nut Cheerio box with gloomy disappointment, while other students that immediately reached the box will happily take away two or even three packages of Honey Nut Cheerios. Then, while students are starting to sit down with their friends, people that came early to davening are rewarded with sugar ce-reals. However, only the students who went to the Ashkenaz shul early get the

sugar cereals; those who daven in the Sephardic shul early are stuck with plain, boring cereals that everyone can eat. These are just some of the problems that plague breakfast at Maimonides, and I think changes need to be made to make sure that breakfast is fair for all.

There should be enough Honey Nut Cheerios at breakfast so every student can enjoy at least one pack-age of Honey Nut Cheeri-os in the morning. There is always enough regular Cheerios and Raisin Bran at breakfast. If Maimonides replaced some Raisin Bran or regular Cheerios with Honey Nut, more people would be able to start the day off happily. Also, if every student was allowed only one package of Honey Nut Cheerios, it would help

solve the large disparity in Honey Nut Cheerio distri-bution. The easiest solu-tion for all parties would be to simply buy more Honey Nut Cheerios, ensuring ev-ery student a good start to the day. If these changes were implemented, even students that daven slowly would be able to enjoy the sweet honey taste of Honey Nut Cheerios.

Maimonides has an incen-tive system for coming early to davening at the Ashkenaz shul. Students that come to davening before 9:00 a.m. or within three minutes of arrival are rewarded with sugar cereals like Cinna-mon Toast Crunch. This incentive seems like the perfect plan to get students to come early to shul. How-ever, there is one problem: the incentive system is not

implemented in the Sep-hardic shul. As a person that attends the Sephardic shul regularly, I can testify that the minyan is plagued by chronic lateness. The Sep-hardic shul routinely starts about five minutes later than when it is supposed to be-gin. The reward of sugar ce-reals could help push more people to come early to the Sephardic minyan, so it can start on time.

In addition, on Rosh Ch-odesh in the past, fresh Tru-Moo chocolate milk would be waiting for people at breakfast. In the past couple of years chocolate milk has been mostly absent from the Rosh Chodesh break-fast. Chocolate milk at Rosh Chodesh breakfast is another change that would make breakfast at Mai-monides more enjoyable.

In the end, Maimonides is a challenging school with a curriculum that is anything but easy. Every one of its students deserves to have a good start to the day, and we can begin to give ourselves that start by making break-fast fair for all.

Breakfast at Maimonides: Fair for All, not Free for All

by ALEEZA SCHOENBERG ‘17

by JORDAN COHEN ‘16

Page 3

Opinion

Continued on page 13Adding fruit to the vending machines would be a valu-able addition.

Students enjoy their waffle breakfast, but shouldn’t everyone have access to better breakfasts?

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OpinionNovember 2013

Despite all the serious issues that the United States of America is dealing with as I am writing this ar-ticle, it is clear that the most crucial dilemma in need of a solution is the one in Iran. The reason for this is simple, yet also extremely impor-tant: protection of human lives is everyone’s first priority. It does not matter whether the Muslim Broth-erhood is rebelling against Middle Eastern governments and causing thousands of civilian deaths, or even whether our own American government has shut down due to fiscal crisis, the first priority goes to preventing the threat of Iran creat-ing a nuclear bomb. I hope Barack Obama and the United States of America realize that Iran’s recent acts of friendliness are just a ploy and another step in their quest for nuclear arms. I hope that they will deal with this situation cautiously, but also with a sense of aggressive-ness and urgency.

Benjamin Netanyahu has recently been under extreme scrutiny for do-ing what seems logical and natural when you hear that one of your en-emies, who has vowed to wipe you from the face of the earth, is likely constructing a nuclear bomb. It is even worse when you hear that your greatest ally seems to be handling this situation leisurely and without the necessary panic and urgency. According to the New York Times,

in his speech at a United Nation’s meeting, Netanyahu essentially stated that Iran’s new president, Hassan Rouhani, and his recent act of kindness directed at the United States was a sham and that because America was not immediately tak-ing action, Israel felt like they were standing alone. While to some Ne-tanyahu may have been overreact-ing, I believe Netanyahu is com-pletely justified in, one, thinking that Rouhani is fraudulent, and two, feeling this sense of panic and iso-lation.

First of all, I must explain why Netanyahu and many others feel that Rouhani’s act of kindness was not genuine. The one question that best explains this assumption is, why now? Why, after so many years, does Iran wish to finally communi-cate with the United States? The only logical reason would be to gain some sort of leverage or advantage that would benefit their country, or in this case, their nuclear program. The advantage that they are seek-ing out is time. Time, materials, and protection are the only resources needed in developing an immense program like their nuclear one. The New York Times reports that Iran has enough uranium to produce a bomb. The two resources they are short of are time and protection, and these are exactly what Iran is trying gain by negotiating with the United

States. Until some kind of deal is struck or America decides to take initiative by investigating Iran’s nu-clear program, these two resources are stockpiling every day that they continue the ongoing negotiations.

The same reasons given above answer a more concrete issue. How can we even assume Iran has a nu-clear weapons program? After all, didn’t America also believe that Iraq was developing weapons of mass destruction? It is true that we are not entirely sure Iran has a nu-clear program, but I believe it is safe to assume that they do for two rea-sons. The first reason is the same as I stated before; why the sudden acts of kindness? It must be that there is some crucial goal the Iranians need to achieve, but can only do so by stalling, or by reaching some sort of beneficiary deal. The second rea-son provides a much less obscure and satisfying answer than the first. Why not let America or the UN in-vestigate this nuclear program? If Iran was truly doing nothing illegal, what could they possibly be hiding? You could say that perhaps they do not want foreign troops investigat-ing in their territory, but this is not a sufficient reason for prohibiting the public from knowing whether or not you possess a weapon of mass destruction. If Iran ends up not hav-ing a nuclear program, it would be better to know and sacrifice a rela-

tively small amount of lives, than to not know and have Iran end up dropping a nuclear bomb and kill-ing an incredible amount of people.

We see here that if Iran has a nuclear weapons program, which is quite certain, the way in which America is dealing with the situa-tion is in fact harming the world. There is an extremely low chance that these negotiations between America and Iran will actually get Iran to yield the nuclear device that they probably have, so I, along with Netanyahu, strongly suggest that America take a different approach. This approach should involve less passiveness and more urgency and demand. The United States needs to take instant initiative, whether it be through an investigation or a demand for Iran to forgo its nuclear program. Taking these steps would ensure that Americans, along with the Israelis and anyone else under immediate threat can feel a little safer and a lot less anxious.

Editors’ note: information for this article was taken the web-site of The New York Times.

Iran: The Most Imperative Issue Today

by JONATHAN COHEN ‘16

The new Iranian president Hassan Rouhani has promised a new era of improved relations with Israel and the West.

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OpinionNovember 2013

Continued from page 1

Retire the Penny

A Few Thoughts on Status Symbols

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People will often invest lots of money to buy objects that perform the same job as a less expensive object. Examples of this principle are often present with cars, watch-es, clothes, and electronics. People will buy a fancy, expensive sports car that has four wheels and an engine just like a cheaper car. A cheap, ‘junky’ watch from Walmart conveys minutes and seconds just as well as any Rolex watch does. These luxury items are just used to promote the social status of the owner. In other words, certain peo-ple define themselves and their so-cial status by the objects that they can afford, and hope that others will see them as more important or well-off. Why do people use these status symbols? Why do they resort to certain objects to make it apparent to society what type of person they are, or how much money they have? Usually, the people who constantly buy status symbols to form an iden-tity are not actually the people that they seem to be. A person buys a status sym-bol because they feel that they have no other way to make clear who

they are, or rather, who they want to be. Perhaps there is a person who wants to be known for something, but does not actually possess the qualities to show they are that type of person. He or she might want to buy a status symbol that shows off this personality for them. On the other hand, we have a person who actually is of a certain type, and is proud of it. That person will not need to buy a status symbol be-cause the person’s esteem will al-ready be apparent in his or her per-sonality, or attitude. Another reason why people buy status symbols is that they feel too socially insecure to show who they are in any other way. For instance, if someone is feeling insecure about their social status, they might be more inclined to buy a status symbol. We will use a fancy sports car here as an exam-ple of a status symbol. While it is true that some cars are more expen-sive than others because they have better performance, others are more expensive simply because they look fancier, even if they are not as reli-able and perform worse than a less expensive, perhaps slightly uglier,

car. Imagine a person who does not feel accepted among his friends. He might buy an expensive sports car because he thinks people will respect him for it. He hopes they will associate him with how good his car is, rather than with his per-sonality. Sadly, as more and more luxury consumer goods are released each day, people have the opportu-nity to act out this delusion much more often, and in many varied ways. When there are more objects of a certain type, it gives more room for people to promote their different social statuses through the objects rather than through who they really are. Another common use of status symbols is in clothing. If one person wears a t-shirt with a picture of blood and gore all over it, and another person wears a shirt with a picture of a giant smiley face on it, these two people will be viewed very differently, regardless of who they are or how they behave. This could be one reason for why many schools, such as Maimonides, have a dress-code: in order for people to

be judged based on who they are, not just what they wear. Almost all people are guilty of using status symbols, even if we do not realize it. Some people will buy a status symbol after they already have a reputation that they admire. This, in my opinion, is much better than buying a status symbol to create a reputation for yourself, because a reputation that is developed through one’s actions is more authentic than one created by certain objects. The objects themselves, though, are not entirely bad things. Without them, there would be more conformity, which usually leads to unhappiness and societal collapse (think of the Soviet Union). My opinion is that there should be a balance. People should make their own decisions on what status sym-bols they use. Society would work a lot better if people were more conscious about status symbols that they buy. People need to ask them-selves this question: am I creat-ing the image of who I want to be through using objects, or am I act-ing out who I really am?

any reasonable machine. The reason for this is that it is not worth the time and money to count, pack, and ship the pennies. All this is because the penny has no buying power at all. The penny is worthless not only because of its lack of buying power, but for many more reasons, including its cost. According to the U.S. Mint, the penny costs 2.41 cents to make. The U.S. Mint manufactures over four billion pennies a year. In total we waste seventy-six million dollars a year on a coin that almost no machine will accept. With one bill, we could help solve the debt problems that the United States currently has. Now, you could say that by abolishing the penny, prices will rise and donations to charitable funds will drop, but that is a false assump-tion. The US has stopped making coins be-fore. One instance is the half cent coin, which was discontinued in 1857 for having no buy-ing power. This coin was worth around ten cents in today’s currency. This shows that the list of possible coins to abolish is bigger than we thought. Another idea that this shows is that even if we do not abolish the nickel, we

should definitely abolish the penny. The pen-ny does nothing but drag the economy down and raise national debt. All this leads to one conclusion: abolish the penny. We can see that it has no buying power, because almost no one will accept the penny. We can also see that it costs too much to create, and that nothing all that bad will happen to the United States if we abol-ish the penny. As was mentioned, we have abolished coins in the past. It is no great sin to abolish the penny. Editors’ note: Information for this article was taken from the New York Times, the US Mint, coincollectingenterprises.com, and youtube.com.

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SchoolSeniors Enjoy Simchat Torah in Brookline

by ELI COHN ‘14

A Shabbat to RememberbyARIANA GEWURTZ ‘17

While many Maimonides stu-dents spent the chagim, Simchat Torah in particular, with their im-mediate families, the class of 2014 spent it together as a grade in Brookline. They split their time between the Maimonides congre-gation and Young Israel of Brook-line. The seniors’ stay in Brookline was enjoyable for all. “Three day Yomim Tovim are always difficult, but spending the time with friends made this one pass by a little too quickly,” Beni Snow ’14 said.

On Wednesday afternoon, Hosha-nah Rabbah, the guests made their way to the hosts’ houses, where they would spend the next three days. That night, the seniors davened Mincha and Maariv at Young Israel and then ate dinner in the Young Israel sukkah with the Alge family. The next day, after another daven-

ing at Young Israel, the Sanders family graciously hosted the entire senior class for lunch. There was “incredible food” that put one se-nior in a “meat coma.” The seniors hung out with friends that afternoon and then met up at Maimonides for davening, hakafot, and dinner. The hakafot were spirited, and everyone was involved—locals and guests—although the seniors led most of the singing and dancing. Simchat To-rah is the birthday of the Class of 2014’s favorite pair of twins, Ader-et and Noam Liss, which made the night even more of a celebration.

All of the seniors, as well as the six YU Torah Tours members, en-joyed a light dinner at Maimonides after an exhausting and exciting evening. Many of the Maimonides students got to learn more about Ye-shiva University, as well as about

Yeshivot and seminaries in Israel. According to Shira Krinsky ‘14, “The Torah Tours were amazing! It was great to dance, eat lunch, and sing with them. They really inspired me to want to go to Stern.”

On Shabbat Morning, the seniors went to the teen minyan—a spe-cial event, as it was the first time that the Maimonides congregation hosted the teen minyan, which usu-ally meets at the Young Israel of Brookline. While for some it was “weird” to be davening where they go to school, Joseph Solomont ’14, whose family is part of the Mai-monides congregation, said that it was a “great” experience to have his “grade in [his] shul.”

While the food over the chag was amazing, the ruach was far great-er. The Maimonides senior class achieved its goals of bringing ruach

to the Brookline community as well as strengthening itself as a grade. The grade was able to show itself and the greater Orthodox commu-nity that it possesses the responsi-bility and ability to lead two com-munities over a three-day Yom Tov. Spending three days with one group of people—eating meals and daven-ing together—can be hard, but ev-eryone enjoyed it. The grade bond-ing was priceless as well. That the grade reps, Julia Wiener and David Solooki, did a good job planning everything made it all the more en-joyable. According to one senior boy, the whole chag was run “seam-lessly,” with everything “organized and executed without fail.”

On Friday October 11th, the freshman did not go to class, they did not learn, they did not study and they did not do work. Instead, after dav-ening they boarded a bus going to Camp Ramah, where they would have a great weekend filled with ruach, singing, dancing, learning, and a lot of grade bonding.On Friday morning, the ninth graders arrived at the camp excited to begin the weekend. They were welcomed by Rabbi Soskil and ten pounds of rubber bands. Rabbi Soskil threw the rubber bands all over the field and split the grade up by classes. They then had thirty minutes to gather as many rubber bands as possible; the class that created the longest chain would win a prize. In the end, all three classes had extremely long chains, but the Accelerated class was able to pull their chain just a little bit lon-ger and won. Rabbi Sokil wished the classes congratulations for winning his love and admiration. Afterwards, the freshmen had free time to play sports together. Some kids played catch, while others played an intense game of basketball, and then it was time to get ready for Shabbat. After doing their nails, hair, and makeup, the freshman girls gath-ered outside for a fun-filled photo shoot, taking pictures in the beautiful nature. Finally it was Shabbat, and the cameras were turned off. Everyone was nicely dressed, and the grade gathered together for a Kaballat Shab-bat filled with dancing, singing, and joy lead by Uriya Durani. Following ma’ariv and a delicious meal catered by Andrew’s, everyone played an entertaining game of the Newly Weds, where the objective of the game is to see how well you know your partner. Then the ninth graders had free time, where they explored the camp and hung out together as a grade. Af-terwards, the teachers sent the ninth graders off to bed, or so they thought: the freshman had a great time eating junk food, laughing together, and in some cases even singing and dancing on the porch of their bunk until they were forced to go inside their bunks and to sleep for real. Once the chaperons were able to get the ninth graders up and out of bed (with the help of a lot of tugging and pulling), it was time to get dressed, eat breakfast, and go to davening. After davening, which included a nice Torah reading by Ethan Frankel, the freshman class enjoyed a kid-dush filled with cookies, brownies, and cinnamon buns. There was then an “Ask the Rabbi” session, where the ninth graders had the opportunity to ask Rabbi Soskil anything that they wanted. There was lunch, again catered by Andrew’s, and then the ninth graders had free time to social-ize, and just have a good time together doing whatever they wanted. Next

came the Amazing Race, which was just like the television show. The ninth graders were split up into random groups, and they had to run from station to station, where they had to compete in a series of challenges in order to get their next clue, such as playing hacky sack and getting it to touch six different people’s feet (which by the way is a lot harder than it seems), or setting a table for Shabbat. This time the winners actually re-ceived a prize, an in-school pizza party for lunch. The ninth graders then davened mincha and went to seudat shlishit and ma’ariv. After ma’ariv came the best part of the weekend, a beautiful havdala. The freshman class all gathered together in a circle, arms around each other (it was shomer of course!) as they all gazed at the beautiful havdalah candle casting a bright light over the dark woods. They sang together and enjoyed the last few moments of Shabbat united as one, before their crazy high school week would begin again, and they sent Shabbat out in the best way possible. Unfortunately, after that, the freshmen had to go back to their bunks to pack up. Getting on the bus to go home, they all felt a little sad deep down in their hearts, because all the ninth graders knew they would never have a weekend like this again. This was a weekend to remember. “We were amazed by how mature the ninth graders were; they were able to be silly and goofy, but at the same time they could be serious when needed. We really had a great weekend with them,” remarked the shlichot for this year, Adi and Inbal. All of the ninth graders agree, it truly was a great weekend.

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SchoolThe Senior class of 2014

woke up the morning of Sunday, October 6, eagerly awaiting their camping trip. Once they were awake, however, and began going through their usual Face-book and email checks, they were disappointed to see big letters in their inbox proclaiming, “CAMPING TRIP CANCELLED DUE TO RAIN.” This crushed the spirit of the seniors who had been looking forward to going on the camping trip since last year’s seniors re-

turned from theirs. After it came to the Student Coun-cil and Administrations re-alization that there would be no weekend to resched-ule the trip, they put a full weatherproof contingency plan into effect.

Through the hard work of Rabbi Huff, Sara Bellin, Julia Weiner, and yours tru-ly, the plans for “camping” drastically changed. Instead of leaving at 2:00 p.m. for a camping site two hours away, the seniors kicked off their event at Maimonides at

5:30 p.m., where grills were fired up, and David “Grill-Master” Glass, with help from others, led the cooking of hot dogs and hamburg-ers. Senior Josh Jacobson said that arriving after the Boy’s Varsity Soccer team had defeated Cristo Rey 1-0 was “perfect timing,” as he was “starving and ready to eat.” After the food had all been prepared and every-one had arrived, the entire senior class sat together to enjoy a delicious meal.

After dinner, the seniors

all crossed the street and snuggled up in their sleep-ing bags to enjoy a motion picture on the enormous HD projector in the Brener gym. They chose to watch the Dark Knight, which was a big hit amongst students. Rena Weinberg claimed, “it was really fun laying in our sleeping bags and watching the Dark Knight.”

Once the Dark Knight ended, around 11:00 p.m., the next instruction the se-niors were given was to report to the Shul Balcony

for a kumtzitz. They sang a variety of songs ranging from “K’chu Imachem” to “I Wanna Talk About Me,” an eighth grade classic. Al-though the students were ready to sing all night long, at midnight the grade deans decided it was enough fun for one night and sent the girls and boys to the library and gym, respectively.

When the girls went to the library, grade representative Julia Wiener said, “While some worked on college essays, others ate obscene

Rain Changes Plans for Senior Camping Trip

Spectrum: Do you remember any interesting stories or difficulties about being a religious Jew in the govern-ment?

Dr. Levitt: Most of the stories I have about being a religious Jew in the government are good ones. People re-spected me for being a person of faith. I think they respected the fact that, while I am a person of faith, I wasn’t judging anybody else, Jewish or oth-erwise, if they were or were not—it’s a very personal decision. I did get sometimes when people would make assumptions: this is a Jewish guy, or a very Jewish guy … In the way they were thinking, maybe there would be bias. I did have one instance in the FBI where someone questioned my loyalty, and it did not fare well for that person, not because I made life difficult for him, but because everyone else did. Because, you know, I’m a patriotic American and I’m very proud of it. But the vast majority of instances and experiences I’ve had have been posi-tive ones—minus the complications of going out to dinner with everybody and not being able to eat anything oth-er than salad and drink beer, but I’ve found out that man can live on salad and beer alone.

Spectrum: What was your most in-teresting experience overall in work-ing in counterterrorism?

Dr. Levitt: Well, I guess that has to be 9/11. 9/11 was the largest terror attack we’ve ever had. It was horrific obviously, but once it happened, take it as I mean it…we were grateful to be there working it. It’s human nature to want to do something, and when 9/11

happened, I was there and was able to do something about it, whereas every-body else was left just watching the planes crashing into the buildings over and over, so that was an amazing ex-perience.

Spectrum: Did anything here, when you were here at Maimo, inspire you or help you in your career path?

Dr. Levitt: Lots of things, and things I … didn’t appreciate at the time. I don’t know if it still is, I hear it’s not quite as much, but it was a real pres-sure-cooker when I was here. You know, you really had to justify if you were not applying to an Ivy League school. I had to explain to people that I was only applying to Yeshiva Univer-sity and Brandeis, and that I was quite happy with that. But I was prepared re-ally well, both in general studies and in limudei kodesh. For example, I do a lot of writing now, and I’m certainly not the world’s best writer, but even when I was in college and had to take English Composition and Lit. courses, and you were required to take these grammar quizzes and do all this gram-mar stuff, I was just leagues beyond everybody else in understanding, and having an appreciation for, the rules of grammar. Ms. Steiff, she should rest in peace—she was here for many, many years—she was an unbeliev-able teacher. We felt that she banged grammar into our heads with a sledge-hammer, and maybe she did … but we know grammar … [There] are many other cases like that, whether it’s ac-tual courses or just teachers who were inspiring—whether it’s Rabbi Wohlge-muth in limudei kodesh or Mr. Cohen

Activities Fairwas the best. There was

friendly competition in the air, as each club worked hard to make sure that its sign-up sheet was the most full.

The Yachad club table was crowded with students eager to sign up for the mitzvah of doing activities with children with special needs. Sopho-more Rachel Green and other club leaders stood ready to tell everybody how rewarding it is to make these kids smile and to help them have a good time. “It’s not just fun for the kids,” said one senior. “It’s reward-ing for you.” Yachad garnered dozens of names and emails.

A brand new club called What Is Israel? caught the at-tention of many students. The club was designed to connect the students with AIPAC and to discuss important political issues and other Israel-related issues. Curious and opinion-ated students were drawn to this club table.

Another cool club that set up a booth was Current, the Liter-ary Magazine. Danni Lovich ’14 talked to the students about what being an editor of LitMag meant and showed samples of past booklets, which were very impressive. While not a new club, Current does have a new faculty advisor. After the

departure of Mr. Hartt this past summer, Dr. Farren graciously agreed to take over.

Along with the fresh new clubs and advisors, plenty of the old ones resurfaced this year—to name a few, High School Sports, Book Club, Kol Isha, Kol Dodi Dofek, Kol Hamayim, Soup Kitchen, Ro-feh, Spectrum (Editors’ note: The best club there is!) and Play—but each had a fresh new angle. Everybody had a cool new way of presenting their information this year that invigorated the newcomers and re-inspired the old mem-bers to sign up again. All of the students immensely en-joyed seeing how much their fellow peers had to offer and a great time hemming and haw-ing with the persistent club leaders.

Overall, the Club Fair was a success. At Maimonides the students know that their school pride and success does not just magically appear. It takes hard work and effort to succeed and the school clubs are great ways to show what you are good at and help reinforce love for Maimonides. They are also a great way to have a laugh, re-lax, learn, meet other kids, and do what you enjoy.

Dr. Levitt: Counter-terrorism Analyst and Maimo Graduate

by DAVID SOLOOKI ‘14

by GABRIELLA JACOBSON ‘17

by BENNY STRACHMAN ‘14

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The New England Patriots have

experienced an identity change this season. They are not playing like the high-scoring Patriots offenses of the past. Instead, they have become a team in which the defense carries most of the load and the offense has to do just enough to keep the team in the game. We saw this new identity in action during the first few games of the season, when the Patriots of-fense did not score as many points as fans have come to expect.

In the first few games of the sea-son, the Patriots offense looked out of sync. This came as a result of sev-eral problems related to the team’s offensive line. The team’s offensive coordinator/quarterback coach Josh McDaniels has been calling vanilla plays for quarterback Tom Brady to run. Additionally, the receivers are not the catching passes that they should be catching.

On the whole, the Patriots’ of-fensive woes are bound to be short-lived. Once the team gets into the routine of playing every week, a few things should start to fall into place for Tom Brady’s offense. The receivers are paid to catch the ball,

and they surely will as their early-season jitters fade away. Look for Josh McDaniels to start to open up the playbook more and run four and five receiver sets. Once this starts to happen, Tom Brady will be able to produce a rhythm with the offense and will be able to put more points on the board.

A factor in the lack of offensive power that the Patriots cannot con-trol, however, is the absence of tight end Rob Gronkowski. Rob has been out since the beginning of the season with an array of injuries. He was ex-pected to return to the team in week six, but due to a plaguing injury to his left forearm, Gronkowski did not return as expected for the sixth game of the season. When he does finally make his 2013 debut, how-ever, his presence will be widely felt, especially in the red zone. So far, the red zone has been a point of struggle for the Patriots, the team ranking among the bottom seven in this category in the NFL. After Gronkowski’s return, the Patriots red area production should improve immensely.

Considering the Patriots started this season 5-1 despite these of-

JOEY’S GIGANTIC WORLD OF SPORTSPatriots Offense Should Improve

by JOESEPH SOLOMONT ‘14

Unlike many recording artists’ albums, Pink Floyd’s are never just a bunch of songs thrown together. Their albums are more like a sym-phony; after you listen to them, you feel like you understand the true meaning of life. Each note from each instrument is meticulously and perfectly played. I cannot recall a single time that I have listened to their album Wish You Were Here and thought that any aspect could

be improved. My favorite track on the album

is “Shine On You Crazy Diamonds Parts I-V”. In my opinion, it is the perfect track to start off the album, because it really gets across the theme and mood of Pink Floyd’s music.

During the first four minutes of “Shine On You Crazy Diamond Parts I-V”, you hear a soothing psychedelic electronic sound that

sounds like a string orchestra. Over that sound is a horn playing differ-ent melodies that increase in notes as more time passes by. Around two minutes in, the horn turns into an electric guitar. Two minutes later, an ominous four-note guitar riff is sounded. The first time you hear it played, it seems interesting. The second time it is played, you get ready for something awesome to happen. Finally my favorite mo-ment in the history of music occurs: you hear the chord for the fifth time. When that note is played the whole song comes together.

The track continues and has a two-minute guitar solo, a one-minute synthesizer solo and another one-minute guitar solo. By this point, the music has gotten you ready for Roger Waters, the lead singer, bass-ist, lyricist, and composer for Pink Floyd. His voice sounds soothing and almost drugged. You really ap-preciate his singing then, because you have already grasped the main theme of Pink Floyd’s music. In to-

tal, this first track lasts thirteen min-utes and forty seconds.

The next track on the album, “Welcome to the Machine”, is also abnormal, but it is weird in a dif-ferent way. An acoustic guitar and a whining, sharp electric sound play as Roger Waters sings the lyrics. The music of this second track has an almost frightening quality to it. The next two songs, “Have a Ci-gar” and “Wish You Were Here”, are more traditional songs, with standard verses and choruses. The last song on the album, Shine on You Crazy Diamond Parts VI-IX, is based off of the first track, but the sound is less ominous.

Overall, this album is a beautiful work of art, and choosing not to lis-ten to it would be a mistake. This album will open you up to an alien kind of music, and you will want more. Luckily, there is so much more where Wish You Were Here came from.

The Perfect Album: A Review of Wish You Were Hereby AKIVA JACOBS ‘17

fensive problems, they should be in good shape to go far. Once the offense kicks into gear, the Patriots will become the strong, consistent-ly competitive team we have come to expect over the past few years.

With some luck, we may even see them at the 48th Super Bowl at MetLife Stadium this winter.

Even years later, Pink Floyd still deserves to be listened to.

Brady and the Patriots offense have struggled this year.

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The Bruins Are Ready to Go

Fantasy Football Returns

After an excruciating loss to the Chicago Blackhawks in last year’s Stanley Cup finals, the Boston Bruins are back in ac-tion. The Bruins traded away center Tyler Seguin and defen-seman Andrew Ference over the summer, in addition to los-ing right wing Nathan Horton. Despite these losses, the Bru-ins strengthened their roster by acquiring some new and fresh players.The Bruins promoted goalie

Niklas Svedberg from the AHL, and also picked up three new forwards over the offseason: Loui Eriksson, Reilly Smith, and Jarome Iginla. Loui Eriks-son played as a left wing for the Dallas Stars from 2006 un-til last season. In that time, he scored a total of 154 goals and made 212 assists. Reilly Smith played with him on the Dallas Stars from 2011 until 2013. He has scored a total of three goals and nine assists. Jarome Iginla has finally made his way over to the Bruins after some bumps along the way. Last season, Iginla was about to sign with the Bruins, but then changed his mind and signed with the Pitts-burgh Penguins. Boston ended up sweeping Iginla and the Pen-guins in four playoff games en route to the Cup finals. Before the Penguins, Iginla played on the Calgary Flames from 1996

until mid 2013. That time does not include the 2004-2005 sea-son, when he did not play due to a lockout. Iginla then played for Pittsburgh until the end of the 2013-2014 season. He has scored a total of 562 goals and has 605 assists in his NHL ca-reer.

There have been many pre-dictions about what Iginla and Eriksson will do this season to help the Bruins, but a general consensus has been reached: Eriksson and Iginla will likely score at least a combined fifty points in the regular season, and should have a very positive im-pact on this team.

The Bruins have already started off the 2013-2014 regu-lar season strong. Chris Kelly, Torey Krug, Zdeno Chara, Iginla, and Eriksson all made early contributions to the team. Goalie Tuukka Rask seems to be in good physical condition this season, and we can expect much progression from him this season.

The Bruins also have to com-pete within the new division-al structure of the NHL. The league reorganized all of the hockey teams into four new divisions, starting this season: Atlantic, Metropolitan, Central, and Pacific. The Bruins are in the Atlantic Division along with the Toronto Maple Leafs, the

Detroit

BY LEAH FEDER ‘15

BY EITAN JESELSOHN ‘17Football season has returned and with it comes

fantasy football. Between the months of Sep-tember and December, there will be a lot of talk about fantasy football in the hallways, as it is an interesting subject that makes for great conversa-tion. You might not know what fantasy football is, but it is surely worth your while. The Chicago Tribune reported that fantasy football “is now played by 13% of Americans”. It is definitely gaining popularity in the world of sports fans.

NFL.com describes fantasy football as a game in which each person decides what type of league they want to be in, acquires a set of play-ers for their roster, and sets up their lineup each week during the regular football season. Then, as touchdowns, field goals, sacks, interceptions, and other plays are made in real games, you gain or lose fantasy points for your team. Your spot on the leader-board is determined by how well you maximize the talent on your roster each week.

The process of choosing your team at the be-ginning of the season is called the draft. Dur-

ing the draft, you must decide which players you want on your team. You do this by deciding which players you believe will have outstanding seasons, and which players might have terrible seasons. When asked why the drafting process is so fun, Jonathon Cohen ‘16 replied, “It puts you in a manager’s shoes: you have to create your own team.”

Following the draft, you decide which play-ers to start every week. In a standard league, you start one quarterback, two running backs, two wide receivers, one tight end, one flex (which can be either a running back or a wide receiver), one kicker, and a defense. Over the course of the season, you can add and drop players based on their performances. You can also trade with oth-er competitors to improve your team, although that can also end up making your team worse. These week-to-week decisions further a fantasy football player’s feeling of stepping into a man-ager’s shoes.

Fantasy football forces you to know which

players are doing well in the real season, so that you can acquire them for your fantasy football team. It also forces you to know who is play-ing poorly so that you can drop those players or trade them away. When asked why he likes fan-tasy football, Charlie Kramer ‘17 answered, “It enhances your knowledge of football, and you can even win money.” One may seem to need a broad knowledge of football in order to get started. Do not despair: there are plenty of online resources that can help you with these decisions.

Although fantasy football can be stressful, the satisfaction of winning is worth it. Whether you are playing for bragging rights, for pride, or, as Charlie said, for money, fantasy football is defi-nitely a good use of your time. This year will be my fifth year playing, and I am confident that ev-ery minute I have spent playing fantasy football has been worthwhile.

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Red Wings, the Tampa Bay Lightning, the Ottawa Senators, the Montreal Ca-nadiens, the Florida Panthers, and the Buffalo Sabers. The Bruins look to be the dominant team in that group.

The biggest question is whether the Bruins make the long, hard journey back to the Stanley Cup. I think they have a very good shot at it this year, as long as they work as hard as they did last sea-

son, and incorporate all the new players into their team. If they do, they should be among the strongest teams in the NHL. It is still too early in the season to truly determine the fate of the Bruins, but we all hope to see these guys back in the Stanley Cup finals this spring.

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According to the police how-ever, Raz opened the door in order to help one of his friends escape custody.

A bystander recorded a video of the entire debacle, posted it, and the video subse-quently went viral. In the clip, the soldier chases after Raz, drags him down, and beats him mercilessly and repeat-edly. Raz claimed that the of-ficer continued attacking him “while he was helpless” until other soldiers finally arrived to break up the assault. The first officer punched Raz in the face once again while other officers restrained the Charedi and forced him back into a Bor-der Police cruiser. At the very end of the video, Gadi Raz sits in the police car, his face and hands bloody.

Raz was rushed to a hospi-tal, yet when he got there, he refused treatment. Raz claims that he was then “threatened” and then put in jail for “no rea-son,” despite his condition. He also complained that he was forced to undress before be-ing jailed. When he was finally

treated, he had bruises on his face.

As a result of the assault, Raz sued the State, the Border Police soldier, and the Israel Prison Service for assault and mistreatment. He has filed a lawsuit for NIS 200,000, ap-proximately $57,000. His law-yer, Attorney Itamar Ben-Gvir, said, “I’ve no doubt that if the Border Guard officer would have attacked a Tel Aviv resi-dent, all the established would have sprung up until he was suspended, and rightly so. The feeling is that because these are Charedim, everything is allowed —there is no judge and no justice. You can dis-agree with the protesters, but you can’t brutally assault a citizen whose only crime was protesting grave demolition.”

This was just one small struggle in the ongoing con-flict between the Charedim and the soldiers. Each side has started a fight countless times. Something must be done soon about the violence in the na-tion before it gets even worse.

Charedi versus Israel

by ADERET LISS ’14College application season is under-

way at Maimonides, and words like “academics” and “student life” domi-nate the college discussions. While these things are certainly important, there is surprisingly little talk of the various colleges’ anti-Israel senti-ments. There are a few important buzz-words that are vital to understanding a campus, including an alphabet soup of pro and anti-Israel organizations and terms: IAW, SJP, ADL, BDS, and JVP. IAW stands for Israel Apartheid Week and is a week during which anti-Israel groups such as Students for Jus-tice in Palestine (SJP) criticize Israel as an apartheid state, according to the Anti-Defamation League (ADL). The Anti-Defamation League is a pro-Isra-el group that aims, in its own words, “to stop the defamation of the Jewish people and to secure justice and fair treatment for all.”

BDS stands for “Boycott, Divest-ment, Sanctions.” This movement pro-motes boycotting Israeli companies, divesting from those companies, and putting sanctions on the State of Israel. To date, the BDS movement has “very little to show in the way of success regarding sanctions or divestment,” according to the Jerusalem Center for Public Affairs. The movement’s mini-mal success is limited to its “cultural boycott” of Israel. The BDS move-ment is also counterproductive to its own cause, as many of the companies that it boycotts for the supposed ben-efit of Palestinians actually employ Palestinians. Veolia is a company that invested money in the consortium that built the Jerusalem light rail sys-tem. According to the Commentator, “in every case [in which] a political campaign was waged to pressure lo-cal” authorities to boycott Veolia, the campaign failed, and Veolia’s decision to take their money out of the consor-tium was made “purely on commer-cial grounds.”

Other anti-Israel groups on college campuses include Jewish Voice for Peace (JVP), which supports the BDS movement, and Breaking the Silence, a group that, according to the organi-zation’s website, aims to “expose the Israeli public to the reality of every-day life in the Occupied Territories.” Breaking the Silence, however, often uses anonymous soldier reports that are not backed up by other soldiers. Captain Barak Raz of the IDF Spokes-persons Unit wrote that Breaking the

Silence does “nothing” other than cre-ate a “smear campaign” targeted at the IDF. Capt. Raz also wrote that the IDF has called (sometimes even publicly) for the organization to provide the IDF with materials so that the question-able events can be investigated, and the perpetrating soldiers prosecuted. In addition, it is a rule in the IDF that if an officer orders his soldiers to do something illegal, they are obligated to immediately report the incident to a higher authority and not to engage in the illegal activity. Capt. Raz ques-tions why the soldiers would report the illegal acts to Breaking the Silence instead of reporting them to IDF of-ficials. Reporting illegal activities to an organization that strives to smear Israel on the campus square seems to be against a soldier’s interest.

While many groups try to demonize Israel or hold it to a higher standard than any other country in the world, it is our obligation to defend the State of Israel and correct inaccuracies when someone writes or says them. While the majority of the Modern Orthodox community knows most of the facts, in a college setting, many students are simply uninformed. These students are easily influenced by the arguments of the above groups, as well as of anti-Is-rael professors who spout misinforma-tion in college classes and the public square. Israel is the one small piece of land that we can call our own, and we must defend it from those who want to destroy it. While many people would feel uncomfortable being on a college campus where anti-Israel sentiment is especially high, sometimes it is those colleges that need advocates for Israel the most.

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For approximately the last ten years, various National Religious parties have ex-isted in Israel, all of which were very similar, yet had insisted on keeping them-selves separate. It appears that the end to this quarrel-ing will come in the form of The Jewish Home (Habayit Hayehudi).

For many years there were two major National Reli-gious parties, The National Union (HaIchud Haleumi), and The National Religious Party (Mafdal). The Nation-al Union was slightly more right wing than the latter. In anticipation of the 2009 Knesset elections, they merged to become The Jew-ish Home. Before the elec-tion, however, Aryeh Eldad and Uri Ariel—leaders of the National Union—split off to form the Hatikvah party and the Tkuma party, respectively. Then, Moledet and Eretz Yisrael Shelanu—

the National Union sub-par-ties that had remained part of the Jewish Home—also broke off.

Once Tkuma, Hatikvah, Moledet, and Eretz Yisrael Shelanu had broken off from The Jewish Home, they merged to re-form the National Union. This left only the (former) Nation Religious Party in the Jew-ish Home. Ultimately, after all that reshuffling, only The National Union and the Jewish Home remained, essentially an identical situation to that before the original 2008 Jewish Home merger.

In the 2009 elections The National Union won 4 seats and the Jewish Home won 3, suggesting that split-ting up the party made both parts weaker. In the leader-ship elections of The Jew-ish Home in 2012, Naftali Bennett unexpectedly beat Zevulun Orlev. Part of his

vision for the party was uniting it with the Nation-al Union and having one strong National Religious party. Aryeh Eldad, The National Union leader, re-sponded by saying that The Jewish Home was not right wing enough. He combined his Hatikvah party with Eretz Yisrael Shelanu to form Otzma LeYisrael. The other two sub-parties in The National Union, Moledet and T’kuma, decided to not join Eldad and instead tem-porarily merged with The Jewish Home.

Otzma LeYisrael is so far right that it encourages things like the immediate resettlement of Gaza and moving all Palestinians back to Jordan. The Jew-ish Home on the other hand supports the eventual re-set-tlement of the West Bank, but devotes itself to more worthwhile pursuits—such as providing funding to

Hesder Yeshivot.In the 2013 elections,

Otzma LeYisrael did not win any seats, while the Jewish Home won 12. Given the success of the combined Jewish Home-T’kuma tick-et in the 2013 elections, Uri Ariel of T’kuma is now ac-tively working with Naftali Bennett of the Jewish Home to permanently merge their parties. Part of the deal of the temporary merge for the 2013 elections was that the two parties would eventu-ally permanently unite. This merger, to be completed soon, will end the tensions between the various Nation-al Religious parties and cre-ate a strong party once and for all.

Soon after the 2013 elec-tions, the Knesset decided that for the 2017 elections, the new threshold for en-try into the Knesset is 4%, which is 5 seats. This new rule will cause more tempo-

rary mergers to become per-manent in fear of small par-ties losing out on any seats in the Knesset. It will force the Arab parties including Balad, Hadash, and United Arab List to clarify their stances and unite in fear of being totally left out of the 20th Knesset. This consoli-dation trend, started by The Jewish Home, will lead to the overall stability of Israe-li Politics for years to come.

Editors’ Note: Informa-tion for this article was tak-en from the websites of the Jerusalem Post, the Jewish Press, and the Times of Is-rael and israelnationalnews.com.

Tensions Mount Between Egypt and GazaHaMedina

By “[Hamas] Officials voice un-precedented ultimatum to Cairo to stop ‘media incitement,’ ” reports Elhanan Miller of the Times of Is-rael. The current situation marks yet another level of escalation in the tension between the new govern-ment of Egypt and the Hamas-run terrorist government of Gaza.

It has been only a few months since the Muslim Brotherhood was in control of Egypt. Their religious fundamentalist government—headed by Mohamed Morsi—had replaced former president Hosni Mubarak. Then in July of this year, after a very bloody revolution and a military coup, Morsi was deposed. In Morsi’s place until the upcom-ing elections, which are scheduled to take place in a few months, is a military man named Adly Mansour.

An important difference between the governments of Morsi and Mansour is their relationships with the terrorist leadership of Hamas in Gaza. Morsi allied himself with Hamas, but Mansour took an entire-ly different approach. Mansour and his current government have as little

Habayit Hayehudi and T’kuma Merger

by CHARLOTTE GUEDALIA ‘16

sympathy for Hamas as they had for the Muslim Brotherhood’s govern-ment that they replaced. In fact, the current Egyptian government would like to destroy the terror threat that Hamas continues to pose to Egypt itself.

After recent aggression by Hamas on Egyptian soil, Mansour wants to attack Gaza and its terrorist govern-ment on their land. Hamas is furi-ous at Mansour for making these threats, and it is threatening revenge if he dares to fulfill them. The for-mer Fatah leaders in Gaza, on the other hand, who were never happy with Hamas ruling them, do not seem to be unhappy about the idea of Egypt harassing Hamas.

Egypt certainly does not want to cause harm to the civilians of Gaza, but—as Elhanan Miller of the Times of Israel pointed out—the Egyptian foreign minister, Nabil Fahmy stat-ed that Egypt is willing to respond forcefully if it feels that “Hamas or other elements are trying to harm Egypt’s national security.” The cur-rent government in Egypt hopes that they can put an end to the days

sessed the] military threat.” As ten-sions rise and both Egypt and Gaza prepare, we do not know how this will end.

Editors’ note: Information for this article was taken from the web-sites of the Jerusalem Post and the Times of Israel.

when Hamas and other Islamic ex-tremist terror organizations were able to control Egypt through acts of violence.

Meanwhile—according to Re-uters—following Thursday’s bombing on Egyptian soil, “Egypt [tightened] Sinai security and [as-

by DORON CHESES ‘14

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As terrorist attacks in Africa in-crease, only one consistent cause can be found: Islamist terrorists. Many attacks in Africa can be traced back to an extremist inter-pretation of the Islamist concept of jihad. In an interview with National

Geographic, Maher Hathout, au-thor of Jihad vs. Terrorism, defined jihad as “a range of activities all based on the Arabic meaning of the word ‘exerted effort.’” While the primary meaning of the word is self-improvement, some inter-

pret the Quran’s allowance of self-defense as a mandate to kill non-believers. Hathout emphasized that even in cases where foreigners have invaded Muslim lands, “you only fight those who fight.” The target-ing of civilians and infrastructure carried out by many modern-day terrorists was not endorsed by the Quran. Despite this, many groups use jihad as a justification for acts of terror. While previously confined primarily to the Middle East, in re-cent times these attacks are becom-ing more common in Africa as well.

There are several terrorist groups in Africa, many linked to al-Qaeda. The most prominent one is al-Sha-bab. Al-Shabab was responsible for numerous attacks, including the 1998 bombings of the US embas-sies in Kenya and Tanzania, and the recent Westgate Mall attack in Kenya. According to the Huffing-

ton Post, this attack was retaliation against Kenya’s push into Somalia, where al-Shabab is based. The at-tack began with the violent entrance of terrorists into the mall, where they threw grenades and fired at civilians. The terrorists seized the perimeter of the mall and grabbed hostages; a 48-hour standoff with the local Kenyan military followed. As helicopters roared over the mall and the military issued orders to re-lease the hostages, representatives from al-Shabab said that the Ke-nyan rescue effort was harming the chances of those stuck in the mall. Among the sixty-eight people killed were Kenyan president Uhuru Ke-nyatta’s nephew and his fiancée.

Another clash with Islamist ter-rorists in Africa occurred on Janu-ary 16th, when 36 armed Islamist extremists took over a Saharan gas plant near In Amenas and took

Terror Across the Sahara


Chemical Disarmament in Syriaby BARAM SOSIS ‘14

by DEBBIE BASKIR ‘15

November 2013

This year’s winner of the Nobel Peace Prize is the small and obscure Organization for the Prohibition of Chemical Weapons, or OPCW. The group was given the prestigious award for its work in eliminating chemi-cal weapon stockpiles in Syria. In August, the OPCW accused the Assad regime in Syria of using chemical weapons against its civilians, killing an estimated 1,400 people. Although the government denied the allegations and blamed the attack on Syrian rebels, the threat of American interven-tion led to an agreement to eliminate the country’s chemical weapons. The OPCW’s mission in Syria is complicated by the extensive civil war there. As UN secretary-general Ban Ki-moon said, “Heavy artillery, air strikes, mortar barrages and the indiscriminate shelling of civilians [sic] areas are commonplace and battle lines shift quickly.” Despite these dan-gers, the international team has begun disassembling the bombs and mis-siles designed to deliver chemical weapons and some production facilities. Destruction of all chemical stockpiles and factories is to be completed by June 30th, 2014 under the OPCW’s ambitious timetable.So far, the Syrian government has fulfilled its obligations to the agreement and has collaborated with the inspectors. The government has complied with the international deadline to declare its chemical weapon sites. Some allege, however, that the Assad government has not been entirely honest in dealing with the international team. Zaher al-Sakat, a defected Syrian general, told CNN that Syria is currently funneling some of its chemical weapons to Iraq and Lebanon. The commander of the Free Syrian Army corroborated his claims, although Iraq and Lebanon have denied them. Notwithstanding these accusations, the Syrian rebels have been less coop-erative with the OPCW than the government has, especially in areas con-trolled by the al-Nusra Front, the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant, and other Islamist factions within the Syrian opposition. According to Rami Abdulrahman of the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights, these groups “don’t believe in anything called the international community.” The rebels in Syria are highly fragmented, ranging from the mainstream Free Syrian Army receiving aid from America to radical groups financed by individu-als in Kuwait and the Gulf states. One diplomat in the Middle East said, “However divided the opposition might be it would look very bad if the government were seen to cooperate fully while inspections were held up because of problems with the opposition.”

Although much attention has focused on the human rights violations of the Syrian government, the opposition’s record is not clean either. The Hu-man Rights Watch said in a report that rebels killed around 190 civilians and took over 200 hostages in villages composed mainly of members of President Assad’s Alawite sect. The international group interviewed over thirty people, including survivors of the attack and combatants. According to the organization, “Eight survivors and witnesses described how oppo-sition forces executed residents and opened fire on civilians, sometimes killing or attempting to kill entire families who were either in their homes unarmed or fleeing from the attack, and at other times killing adult male family members, and holding the female relatives and children hostage.” Joe Stork, Middle East director for the Human Rights Watch, says the killings were a “coordinated, planned attack on the civilian population in these Alawite villages,” and “not the actions of rogue fighters.” Although the groups involved in the massacre were not Western-backed, the Free Syrian Army did participate in the attack. This highlights the trouble coun-tries such as the US face when trying to fund only pro-Western opposi-tion groups. Continued on page 15

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Would You Genetically Engineer your Child?

Science & Technology

by URIYA DURANI ‘17

Page 13

Before I begin, I would like to clarify what it means to ge-netically engineer our bodies. Genetic engineering simply means modifying genes in or-der to make an organism func-tion better. If you were to manipulate the genes in your body, they could potentially be inherited by your offspring. This is begin-ning to happen throughout the world. Although it is illegal in most countries to genetically engineer humans, genetic en-gineering is starting to affect people. But before it becomes a widespread practice, we need to ask ourselves if we really want it. Do we want a whole planet full of genetically engi-neered humans? Do they even count as people?There are many reasons why genetic mutation could be de-sirable. For starters, it could make some diseases a thing of the past. Many illnesses occur when there is a dysfunctional section of one’s DNA. The er-ror affects certain parts of the body and causes an illness. Ac-cording to a study done in 2011 by The World Health Orga-nization, the leading cause of death in developed countries is ischaemic heart disease, which is partially affected by genet-ics. By genetically mutating your child, you could prevent many such illnesses. Every parent wants their child to live a good healthy life without dis-ease.Genetically engineering hu-mans could possibly increase the average life span to 100-150 years old. People would have more time to enjoy life. People would not have to hurry to do all the things they wanted to do. And seeing as they would be genetically modified, they would have stronger bones and a healthier body. This could al-low them to do everything they dreamed of, at almost any age. Giving people the chance to do something they always wanted to do at almost any point in their life is an amazing gift. All of this sounds incredible, and extremely positive. You could live a long life with no

disease. So what is the down-side? Why doesn’t everyone do this? Some people say that by genetically engineering hu-mans, scientists are “playing God.” The argument is that God created us a certain way, and that is how we should be. Scientist should not be able to change His decisions. But if God did not want us to change our DNA, why did He make it possible? Why did God give us the knowledge and tools to potentially modify our DNA if He never wanted us to? Is it a test of our willpower, or maybe of our devotion to Him? There are many reasons why genetically modifying you and your child could be wonderful. I did a small, informal survey, and learned that most parents would be willing to genetically modify their child if they knew it was safe, and if it would cause a reduced chance of dis-ease. All parents want what is best for their child. If geneti-cally modifying your child is the best way to give your child a good life, then that is what they want to do. But maybe a good life is a life with disease, which makes you appreci-ate God’s power to keep you healthy. Maybe living a long life is not so good. In my opin-ion, a good life is one where you do not know if you are go-ing to die today, or in a couple of years. It causes you to live each day as if it was your last. God gave us the knowledge and technology to do this be-cause He knows not everyone wants it. He knows that part of life is the hardships and the struggles, and that is why He is giving us the choice. We have the tools; the question is: do we want to use them?Editors’ note: Information for this article was taken from who.int and brighthub.com.

Add Fruit to the Vending Machines

snacks, because people buy the snacks less often. Students in a hurry cannot always buy these snacks, because they often need to borrow money to pay for them, which takes time, and is usually not worth the effort. Instead, students are left hungry and unhappy.More students will want to buy from the school’s vending machine if fruit is of-fered. The school could test these new selections with very little cost. If they put a row of fruit in the machine and it sells, they could see how much fruit they need for a given amount of time.

The success of this experiment would show the school that they have provided an enjoyable, inexpensive, and healthy food to the students.The HealthyVend offers great food. Yet sometimes, the options are not what people are looking for. At those times, a person wants something with fiber, nutrients, and a low price. If the school sells fruit in the HealthyVend, all of this can be accomplished. Students, faculty, and Maimonides School as a whole would benefit from the addition of fruit in the healthy vending machines.


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amounts of Nutella, but most just hung out casually until around 2:00 a.m.” The boys, on the other hand, had a little bit of a different nighttime experience. Until around 2:00 a.m., the majority of the time was spent playing basketball and soccer while listening to music. After that, people hung out and started to go to sleep, while the select few who stayed awake got to patrol the school with Rabbi Huff. Aaron Marks re-ported, “Our late night expedition with Rabbi Huff was totally worth only get-ting 2 hours of sleep.” Many boys were determined to watch the sunrise, but unfortunately were just short and fell asleep at around 5:30 a.m. Right before falling asleep, however, Josh Solomon stated that this trip was “way more awe-some than camping would have been, because this way we [were] more com-fortable and it [wasn’t] way buggy.”When the seniors woke up, they pro-

ceeded to clean up their belongings and head straight to davening. After Shacharit, the seniors were able to make a special breakfast and prepare lunches in order to go canoeing. Canoeing was one of the best experiences that they were able to share as a grade. Noam Liss said, “Canoeing was a lot of fun, a great bonding experience, and the water fights were pretty insane.” The num-ber one targeted canoe was probably the one occupied by newbie shlichot, Adi and Inbal, accompanied by Daniel Schwartz.Michal Alge summed up, “although we missed out on the actual camping you could tell that everyone was having a great time.” Overall, the senior event at school proved to be a great substitute for the “traditional camping trip,” and is something future classes should never rule out.

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Spectrum is delighted to continue the new Middle School section! This semi-autonomous section is written exclusively by middle school students and is free from any high school editing. Any articles written by middle school students, whether about the middle school or not, can be published here. Questions regarding the new section should

be sent directly to Ms. Wright at [email protected].

September 7,1999 (CONTINUED)I just awoke from my day-time nap.

I am thankful to Mr. Bast that he gave me the day off. However, I know that the real reason I didn’t have to work today is because Mr. Bast (Mr. Beast: as I call him sometimes) took the op-portunity of this setting to have some kind of motive for keeping me out of the store today. I hope Brian isn’t too bored without me there to watch. Anyway, back to the courtroom. After I saw Ms. Nable look at me, the judge left the room and a man told us to wait until the judge decided on his deci-sion. This was a very irritating period of my life for me. I was literally on the brink of destruction. A few minutes passed by, but they felt like hours. I started playing with my fingers, and it looked like I was playing on some sort of invisible device, which is a normal habit for me when I have been wait-ing too long in the same area. I heard the squeak of a door opening, and my head abruptly went up and my eyes went straight to the auburn colored door. At first no one’s voice invaded the silence, and the level of the anxi-ety rose dramatically, but dropped once more as the judge, whose name was Judge John Jocklay, which I came to be informed of later on, slowly en-tered the courtroom. Everyone stood, including myself, for who knows what

reason, and their eyes all followed Judge Jocklay as he climbed the stairs to his seat. He told us to sit down, and so we did, as if we have been brain-washed by his presence. Judge Jock-lay loudly announced his decision...I was decided innocent! He later gave a brief speech on why he has decid-ed to go this way. He included how Ms. Nable should have referred to a staff member that could have made a smart choice, and that her life being put in danger was most likely her be-ing less focused than she should have been at that moment while cooking. The Judge’s answer was unpredict-able and left Ms. Nable and I speech-less. All we could do as we left the courtroom was shake hands bitterly. As we shook hands the hatred in her eyes toward Judge Jocklay’s decision and myself could not be explained in our simple terms. The severe dislike and disapproval that she felt for me was shown in her eyes. It was like I have pressed the gas on this danger-ous vehicle that could head for my life at any minute. I think I’ll head to the store now and confirm my plans to go out with Brian tomorrow night to a special fiesta.

-Nate Vill

Septtember 8,1999 Today was an interesting day

for me. Mr. Bast didn’t seem to hate me anymore and did not give me any problems through the whole day. Its about eight in the evening right now and I am about to got to the fi-esta with Brian. First I’ll write about today at work. I came to the store around five in the morning. I helped Brian stack some of the new ropes that were delivered to us earlier this morning. The store opened around a quarter to seven in the morning.

Surprisingly, some customers did pass through our department, and actually purchased some ropes. Mr. Bast also traveled by our section, however didn’t make any of his usual remarks to me, but just snickered in a mischievous way. I wondered if yes-terday’s sales were outstanding and he was in a good mood, or possibly another reason. At around eleven in the morning, Brian and I walked to the nearest Starbucks and had our brunch. Before I knew it it was twelve thirty in the afternoon. I only had thirty more minutes left of working. I persuaded myself to be on my best behavior, hoping tomorrow would bring another day of no insulting implications from my tiny manager. Anyway, Brian and I usually leave at the same time, however he told me he would stay another hour or so and would meet me at my driveway

at nine thirty in the evening to walk over to the fiesta together. He told me I should probably sleep for a little while, since the party would go until two thirty tomorrow morning. I took his advice and took a two hour nap. I had a sustainable and healthy lunch by myself and just played with what-ever I could find in my cottage. I’m pretty bored right now. Oh! There’s a knock at the door... It’s Brian. He came a little early to use the restroom. He was wearing a blue backpack full of first aid things. He is always prepared! While he is letting everything in his system out I’ll write one more thing. I have no idea what’s going to happen tonight! I guess I’m in for a surprise. This party might be good, like I am taking a shower that washes away my old self and brings in a new kind of character in me, or bad, like I was go-ing back in time to the reign of Napo-leon. Hopefully I’ll take that shower. I’ll make sure I don’t drink too much. Oh, the reason I’m so nervous right now about this party is because it’s on the other side of town. I definitely want to live as long as I can in happi-ness. However, I am pretty optimistic that I won’t be going back in time to the reign of Napoleon.

-Nate Vill

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Chemical Weapons

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tries such as the US face when try-ing to fund only pro-Western oppo-sition groups.Chemical weapons like those the OPCW is dealing with in Syria were first used during World War I, when tens of thousands of soldiers were killed or maimed by toxic chemi-cals. Although they have not been used on such a large scale since, chemical weapons were stockpiled extensively during World War II and the Cold War. More recently, Iraq used chemical weapons both in its war with Iran and against Kurds living in northern Iraq. They were also used in two terrorist attacks in Japan, and there is a risk that in the chaos of the Syrian conflict terror-ists could acquire some of the Assad government’s stockpiles. Israel is one of only six nations that have not ratified the Chemical Weapons Con-vention, which regulates chemical armaments, accompanied by such countries as Egypt and North Korea.Chemical weapons are brutal tools

of warfare, horribly disfiguring those they fail to kill. That the world responded to the use of chemical arms in Syria so rapidly and vig-orously is a testament to how far the world has come since 1915. If all goes well, the OPCW’s mission in Syria could become a shining example of the success of interna-tional diplomacy in the midst of the confusion of the Syrian conflict. Editors’ note: informa-tion for this article came from the websites of al-Jazeera, The BBC, The Chicago Tribune, CNN, The OPCW, and Reuters.


Terror in Africaaround 650 workers as prisoners. In Amenas is a city in eastern Algeria, bordering Libya. The Economist notes the worry of many Western countries that conflicts in the Sahara Desert and in the Sahel region along its southern border are becoming more connected. The attack on the gas plant could have been launched from Libya, supported by groups in Mali, and helped by other rebels throughout the continent. Many of these groups are tied to Al-Qaeda in the Islamic Maghreb, or AQIM, an older organization which accord-ing to the Jerusalem Post is trying to “spread terrorism throughout the countries bordering the Sahara.”In many African countries, govern-mental stability and quality of life are low. These countries’ deplor-able conditions are only hurt by the great Islamic threat many of them are facing. Growing terrorist groups have an especially power-ful presence in countries like Libya, Tunisia, Algeria, and Egypt. West-

ern countries and other African countries need to take heed of the increasing acts of terrorism, and, if possible, prevent any more from happening. The growing presence of terrorist groups is increasingly becoming a major problem in Afri-ca. It is the job of the entire world to do everything in its power to coun-teract these efforts.


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Julia’s JokesWhat happens when you put nutella on salmon? you get salmonella! Just kidding, nothing can go wrong with nutella.

All the mistakes my orthodontist made we acciDENTAL.

Knock Knock! Who’s there? From. From who? Actually, it’s from whom.

Knock Knock! Who’s there?Broken Pencil. Broken pencil who? Nevermind, this joke is pointless.

Why did the fish get kicked out of school? He was caught with seaweed.

My fake plants died because I forgot to pretend to water them.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

What happens when a frog’s car breaks down? It gets toad.

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? Yeah, he pasta way.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? Because he ate pizza before it was cool.

Why did the duck go to jail? Because he was selling quack.

What do you call a snail who likes to sail? a snailor!

I used to be addicted to lunch meat. I quit cold turkey.

Why was the computer cold? It left it’s Windows open!

What did the big chimney say to the small chimney? You’re too young to be smoking!

Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? The survivors were marooned.

What is a cow’s favorite holiday? Moo-years!

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course? He was perfecting his swing!

Litigious cats have clawsuits.

Why do shoemakers go to heaven? They have good soles.

Why was it hard for the geometry teacher to walk? She broke her angle.

Why did the banana leave the cinema? The film didn’t appeal to him.

What kind of fish is made of two sodium atoms? 2Na.

The Culinary CornerThis recipe comes from the magazine Jewish Action. I just tasted it over Rosh Hashanah, and it has quickly become one of my favorite chicken recipes. The basil lends a unique flavor to this dish, and it blends perfectly with the other ingredients to create a sauce that is both sweet and savory. One note about using salt and pepper: unless a chicken dish uses salt elsewhere, always put salt and pepper on both sides of the chicken, and under the skin. This will add an extra “oomph” to your chicken.HONEY BASIL CHICKENYields 8 to 10 servings2 chickens, cut up2 medium onions, slicedSalt, pepper and paprika to taste3 or 4 cloves garlic (1 tablespoon minced)1/4 cup lemon juice2 tablespoons olive oil1/2 cup honey1 teaspoon dried basilRinse chicken pieces well and pat dry with paper towels. Trim off excess fat.Scatter onion slices in a large greased roasting pan. Arrange chicken in a single layer over onions and season with salt, pepper and paprika.In a small bowl, combine the garlic, lemon juice, olive oil, honey, and basil. Mix well. Drizzle the mixture on top of the chicken and onions to coat thoroughly. Sprinkle with additional paprika. Cover and marinate in the refrigerator for any-where from one hour to two days. Preheat oven to 350°F. Roast the chicken, uncovered, basting occasionally, for about one and a half hours or until the skin is golden. Note: This keeps up to three days in the refrigerator. Reheats and freezes well.

by TALIA BESSLER

november 2013

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