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  • 7/24/2019 November 9, 1989

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    CROSSING

    THE

    IVIDE

    he opening

    of

    the Berlinwall symbolically

    arks the end

    of

    an era, that of revolution from

    above and from abroad.

    I t

    foreshadows the dis-

    ppearance

    of

    the great divide separating two

    alves of E urop e and two conflicting social sys-

    ems. This prospect, however, depends on he

    issolution

    of

    Eastern and Western blocs and

    ofNATO and theWarsaw Pact. Only when

    hat occurs can G erman reunification be put o n

    raw up the alance sheet and ponder the onse-

    rejoice at the crumbling

    f the wall under popular pressure.

    Those who take the occasion to celebrate the

    un eral of so cialism show their ign orance of its

    rinciples. In

    1953

    a workers uprising in Berlin

    remark bitterly that if people disagree with

    is to dissolve the

    Modrow,

    new East German PrimeMinister, argued

    that

    y deprived of popular supp ort does not de-

    to

    rule. AlthoughMo drow is obviously

    wept along by the tide of events, while the m en

    sent in the tank s were mo re firmly in com -

    nd , he s much closer to socialist principles

    they ever were, b ecause effective socialism

    Those who would dig the grave for socialism

    at its identification with

    m and then w ith imported revolution has

    To

    be resurrect-

    to

    be partly reinvented.

    an epoch heralds a

    of events in East

    lution there are plenty of Bastilles

    be stormed.

    FORMULA FOR PROFITS

    HEATINGUP

    THEBOTTLE

    BATTLE

    FRANK

    A.

    OSKI

    Early this year millions

    of

    viewers

    of Wheel of

    Fortune

    and oth er network television programs

    began seeing commercials starring a bmonth-

    old baby happily guzzling a new infant formula

    from the Carnation Com pany called Good Na-

    ture

    H . A .

    In October Gerber Products served up

    Nursing Mother, a thirty-second spot hat

    shows

    an

    infant sucking contentedly at

    her

    moth-

    ers breast. T he voice-over concedes tha t

    mothers

    milks the most complete baby

    food

    but

    quickly adds, Nothing comes closer

    to

    your

    own milk than Gerber Baby Formula.

    The slickness

    of

    these commercials may be

    nothing new, bu t their appearance in living rooms

    all

    over the coun try signals a major change in

    how infant formula

    is

    marketed. Until last yeat,

    formula manufacturers advertised exclusively to

    physicians abo ut he virtues of their prod ucts

    and hoped that these pediatricians

    and

    family

    doctors would counsel parents to start feeding

    their ba bies formu la sooner rather han ater.

    But now Carnation and Gerber have decided

    to

    make their pitch directly to Mom and Dad in

    multimillion-dollar advertising campaigns

    on

    television and in print.

    Nearly 60 percent of

    all

    mothers

    in

    the United

    States initially breast-feed their babies, yet the

    infant formu la industry enjoys annua l sales

    of

    1.6

    billion. This seeming paradox

    is

    due to the

    fact

    that less than

    20

    percent of mothers breast-

    feed foras long as

    s x

    months, even though it is

    beneficial to d o

    so

    for at

    least that long. More-

    over, when breast-feeding

    Continued

    on

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    Volume 249, Number 19

    Crossing the Divide

    Tet in Salvador

    ModeratesDay?

    Haiti Goes Back

    UncivilLiberties

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    Formula for Profits:

    Heating Up the Bottle Battle

    Freedom nEastGermany:

    Opening Up

    a

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    Moving to the Next Stage

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    November 16.

    in Salvador

    e Salvadoran poetRoque Dalton once wrote that

    his country was afflicted with cancers peels, dan-

    druffs, crud, sores, fractures, shakes,stenches.

    That was before the United States got involved;

    4 billion in U.S. aid has turned El Salvador into hell, Since

    f Alfred0 Cristiani took office in June,

    here was for dissent has vanished. The

    death squads run wild; participants

    in

    the most innocuous

    civic activity once more risk being draggednto the dungeons

    of

    the Treasury Police,aped, hooded with the capuchafiled

    with quicklime. Once suchhings stirredpassionsonCapitol

    Hill; now Senator Christopher Dodd, who passes for the

    liberal conscience of the Democratic Party in such matters,

    says Cristiani is our best bet in El Salvador.

    This latest pattern of outrages escalated on October 31

    with the bombing of the Fenastras union offices, which

    moved Assistant Secretary

    of

    State

    for

    Inter-American Af-

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    fairs Bernard Aronson to hop on a lane to San Salvador to

    ask the far ight to cool it. The answer came that same night

    when Salvad oran roops murdered two organizers of the

    center-left Popular Social Christian Movement. Army to

    Aronson:Takea hike. Sma rter han its paymasters, the

    army knows that human rights scruples no longer impede

    the flow of dollars.

    Th e guerrillas of the F.M .L.N. responded tohe

    Fenastras bombing by breaking off peace talks with the

    government and by launching, on November 11, their

    largest offensive

    of

    the ten-year war. Whatever its outcom e,

    the offensive was an extraordina ry show of force, involving

    great risks, and its goal seems to have been, at a minimum,

    to

    force the government back to the negotiating table, ac-

    knowledging once andfor all tha t no settlement will be

    possible without the rebels acquiescence.

    The logic of this war has never varied. The only result of

    building a shield for democra cy-as the Kissinger com-

    mission termed it in

    1984-

    has been to subordinate all

    civilian authority to the military thug s. W here is Cristiani?

    Whos running the country? the ebels ask repeatedly over

    Radio Venceremos. Even if we gran t that he represents a

    business class sick of war because it interferes with making

    profits, the fact is that Cristiani has no more room for inde-

    penden t action than is predecessor, JosC Napo leon Duarte .

    When army officers showed up for the first time at the Oc-

    tober peace talks in San JosC, Costa Rica, they appeared to

    believe that the purpose was to negotiate the terms of a n

    F.M.L.N. surrender.After he November offensive, that

    self-delusion is no longer tenable.

    But the Salvadoran right wing has always been a n incar-

    nation of hum an evil in its purest form, and rem oving the

    capaclty for self-delusion from such people does not

    necessarily inspire a capacity for reason. Instead, it has

    reduced them to their most obscene instincts. Slum areas are

    strafed and rocketed; even as we go to press, news comes

    that six Jesuit priests, their cook and her teenage daughter

    were dragged from their beds at 3 A.M. by soldiers and

    killed. Among the dead was Ignacio Ellacuria, rector of the

    Central A merican University, who had been for years El

    Salvadors most dogged advocate of a peaceful settlement.

    The army has served notice tha t it will no longer tolerate

    such voices. This is now a war to the death.

    The U.S. response to these events has been to step up

    arms shipments and lie about the source of th e guerrillas

    strength.There is, as usual, the obliging truckloa d of

    Soviet-bloc arms, allegedly intercepted in Honduras last

    month. Maybe there was such a truck; maybe it came

    through from Costa Rica and the Nicaraguans failed to

    in-

    tercept it; mayb e some helpful c o n t r a in Hondu ras fitted it

    up; maybe it never existed. The question in the end is aca-

    demic. The Administrations pitiful fictions about what

    is

    happening in El Salvador may serve a larger purpose. As the

    Yalta-to-Malta summit draws near, Secretary of State

    James Baker accuses the Soviet Union of supporting acts

    of terror in Central America. In the Salvad oran offensive,

    the Administration may hav e fou nd its pretext for remain-

    ing immobile o n the entire spectrum

    of

    East-West issues.

    At one side of the table in Malta will sit a statesma n; t

    other seat will be occupied by a

    man who

    calmly bankro

    the murderers of priests.

    Moderates

    Day?

    T

    e election of four black candidates to high off

    in impo rtant localities on the same day should

    dicate that a new progressive politics is develop

    around the country. If so the indications ha

    been largely ignored. Even before voters went to the polls

    the scattered off-off-year elections, Democratic politici

    and media commentators were straining to put a very d

    ferent spin o n the predicted victories of David Dinkins

    New York, L. Douglas Wilder in Virginia, John Dani

    in New Haven and Norm Rice in Seattle. The conventio

    wisdom quickly produced the line that black moderate

    won precisely because of their moderation, which in t

    case meant catering to w hite racial fears, keeping Jesse Ja

    son atmore han arms length, stroking anxious Jew

    voters andontributors,nd avoiding the progress

    political agenda like the plague.

    A

    few days after his squeak er win a re-coun t m ay follo

    Wilder told a meeting

    of

    the centrist Southern-based De

    ocratic Leadership Council that utur e Democratic pr

    idential candidates should heed the lessons of his elect

    and emb race the values of the overwhelming majority

    the people in this country . In D.L.C. terms, that enta

    running o n a platform of high military budgets, cold w

    foreign policy, reduced social spending and tax ab atemen

    Virginia Senator Charles Robb , one of Wilders predeces

    as gove rnor, seconded Wilders suggestions and condemn

    the liberal fundamentalism of progressive Democra

    activists and interest groups wh o exercise dispropo rtion

    influence over the partys nom inating process. Wh eneve

    Democrat with national aspirations starts condemning

    nominating process, it must mean that his ambitions

    about to takea giant leap.

    Not for the first time, the prophets

    of

    the center are d

    regarding history and reality in their eagerness to rational

    their own interests. The success of African-American c

    didates was a direct result of the most far-reaching soc

    mobilization in this century he campaign to enfranch

    blacks who by law or custom had been excluded fiom

    political process. Th at drive began in the red-dirtcounties

    the Deep South in the early 196Os, and it continues to t

    day in the ghettos of the North. In its most recent form

    mobilization has been led by Jesse Jack son , wh o not o

    helped register millions of new voters but injected enormo

    energy and a sense of possibility into black commu nities

    over the nation. The resulting empowerment provided

    base that led directly

    to

    the victories

    of

    the f our candidat

    and many others less publicized, in November.

    From the beginning, the mobilization hada politi

    dimension as well as a racial one. It is imp ortan t that bla

    be visible in positions of pow er, but the symbols must ha

    substance. Too many times, a peoples representative o

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    in power ignores the needs of the people-wom en, labor

    unionists, farmers or any other struggling community that

    Chuck Robb et al. disparagingly callspecial interests.

    Becauseneedy commu nities rarely have enough electoral

    power to install their own members in office if they did,

    theywouldntbe struggling), they form coalitions with

    group s hat have similar political needs-and hus give

    lasting, institutional substance to the symbols.

    The Rainbow Coalition hat produced Jesse Jacksons

    presidential primary victories in almost every major city of

    the country last year became the base for many of the local

    black and progressive) candida tes this time. In New York

    City, the vast majority of Dinkinss suppo rt -in campaign

    work as well as votes- came from the same area as the

    Jackson rainbow. Thls sup port is in no way automatic.

    A

    candidate who could not make a commitment to the coali-

    tion, even tacitly, would surely lose the election.

    The problem comes when the candidate goes further and

    seeks votes and social legitimization, in the orm of press en-

    dorsements and big contributions, from those who are op-

    posed to everything the coalition stands for. Dinkins did

    some of that; W ilder did a lot more. Daniels and Rice do

    not fit the catchall black moderate label attached to

    them.) By doing so they make it all the mo re ikely that they

    will remain merely symbolic figures, that they will sacrifice

    the needs of their broad base-for economic investment,

    social restructuring and extended empow erment o the

    demands of the few outside the coalition who m ay have put

    them over the top.

    Dinkins got less than 30 percent of the so-called white

    vote. Of that, a significant minority

    was

    already in the pro-

    gressive coalition that promoted his candidacy in the first

    place. H e got very little suppo rt from the white ethnics he

    spent

    so

    much time reassuring about crime, drugs, taxes

    and whatever else his pollsters cam e

    up

    with. Perhaps that

    was what hehad to do his time. But soon another candidate

    will be able to extend the coalition right into that constituen-

    cy with economic, class and em powerment issues. Neither

    politics nor so ciety is static, as the Robb /Wilder theo ry

    holds. The point

    of

    politics is to change society, and thus

    move from symbol to substance.

    Haiti

    GoesBack

    T

    e government of Gen. Prosper Avril, the Presi-

    dent of Haiti, has decided to put all pretense aside

    an d get down to the business of governing in the

    style to which Haitian dictators have become ac-

    customed. For mon ths, soldiers and g overnment officials

    in the countryside have been interrupting

    or

    forbidding

    meetings

    of

    opposition activists, suppressing demonstra-

    tions and arresting, bea ting, torturing and sometimes killing

    members of democratic or peasant organizations. All this

    has become routine,

    and

    is done o n the qulet, at least as far

    as the international news media are concerned, while Avril

    announces to the world that he 1s proceed ing relentlessly

    toward democratic elections. This talk has also quieted his

    most vocal critics among the likely presidential candidates.

    On October 30

    a

    grou p of hirty-three popu lar demo cratic

    organizations held a press conference in Port-au-Prince

    to protest the deteriorating hum an rights situation an d to

    declare amonth of nonviolent resistance to he regime,

    to culminate in

    a

    Day of Refusal march on November

    29

    the second ann iversary of Haitis aborted elections. Appa r-

    ently this was too much for Avril.

    On

    the evening of

    November

    1

    a truckload

    of

    soldiers

    from

    the Presidential

    Guard arrested three

    of

    the best-known leaders from the

    press conference: Evans Paul, a former journalist who was

    jailed by Jean-Claude Duvalier and is now the head

    of

    the

    Confederation of Democratic Unity; Jean-Auguste Mesyeux,

    co-director of the Auton omo us Haitian Wo rkers Federa-

    tion, Haitis largest labor union; and Etienne M arineau, a

    former sergeant from the Presidential Guard who

    was

    one

    of

    the soldiers who helped bring Avril to power in Septem-

    ber 1988 and was later dismissed.

    The next night, at prime time on the state-run television

    station,Maj.Leopold Clerjeune, of the newly baptized

    Anti-Gan g Service formerly Recherches Criminelles, the

    political police), read an announcem ent: T he three men had

    been arrested b ecause they w ere planning a terrorist action

    against the government, in which the President and all the

    officers

    of

    the armywere to be assassinated along with cer-

    tain civilians, and

    a

    popular militia would be installed

    to

    run the country.

    As Clerjeune spoke, the camera kept panning off to his

    left. There stood the three accused, on exhibit like the ar-

    rested students in China: Evans Paul, his face swollen

    almost beyond recognition, his white shirt bloodied; next to

    him was Marineau , his right eye wollen shut; finally,

    Mesyew, a bandage across the top of his head, his face

    bruised. They were not allowed to speak.

    For a

    week the three men were held incommunicado. O n

    November 9 they were brought into court and formally ac-

    cused. Their physical app earance was shocking. The three

    said they had been beaten by a contingent of forty men

    while n custody and that the charges against them were

    false. They were then rem anded to the penitentiary.

    The phony conspiracy propagan da was not unusual from

    a regime that has been crying commu nist for mon ths as it

    sets about decimating the opposition. Wh at is more ominous

    is that the government to ok its repressive violence to a new

    level by exhibiting its victims on television. Avril has thus

    put he governments

    seal

    of approval on the orture of

    political prisoners and sent a warning to the oppo sition tha

    protests will not be tolerated.

    A full week after the men were shown on television, the

    State Departm ent issued this weak and cynical statement:

    The U.S. government urges the government of Haiti to en-

    sure that any detainees are treated in strict accord ance with

    Haitian law and with respect for their civil and human

    rights. At the same time, we urge all factions in Hati LO

    forgo violence. We believe that

    free

    and cledlble elections

    leading to the inauguration

    of

    a clvllian government is an

    essential step in finding so lutions to Haitis problems. T he

    U.S.

    Adm inistration still stands by

    its

    earlier conclusion tha t

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    Avril sHaitisbest chance

    for

    demo cracy, and by urging all Duvaliers, father and son, who neverheld elections;

    factions to forgo violence, it implicitly endorses the Haitian

    1987,

    Gen.HenriNam phy, who preceded Avril in

    governm ents charges against the three men. Bu t thats no presidential palace and helped mastermind the massacre

    surprise, since the outgoing Am erican Am bassado r, Brun- voters thatstopp ed elections dead.The prospects for f

    son M cKinley, told a U.S. hum an rights delegation to Haiti and fair elections are no brighter under the current regim

    no t long ago, I dont see any evidence of a [Haitian] policy It is time for the

    U.S.

    governm ent to recognize a simp le fa

    against hum an rights, any more than they have

    a

    policy abou t Dictators have no interest in demo cracy. AM YWILE

    anything else.

    . . .

    ts been the law

    of

    the jungle out there.

    TheStateDepartment habitually suppo rts he wrong man

    my

    Wilentzs book,

    The Rainy Season: Haiti Si

    for he job in

    Haiti:

    from the

    1950s

    to the

    1970s

    the Duvalier, was

    published in June by SlmonandSchuster.

    UNCIVIL LIBERTIES.

    CALVIN TRILL

    My dentist weeney To dd , D.D.S.

    had his receptionist phoneme to say

    that I should come in for an appoin t-

    ment. I figured Sweeneywas having

    cash-flow problems again.

    What is it this time? I asked the

    receptionist.

    H e says that he was looking at your

    X-rays, and you need a crown in the

    lower left something

    or

    oth er, she said.

    I

    dont mean w hat is it with me, I said. W hat is it with

    him? Did th e kids college tuition bill just com e in? Wife

    redecorate the rumpus room? Would you mind just shout-

    ing back there andasking him how much he owes for what?

    Id like to get myself p repared.

    I

    cant, the receptionist said. Hes in the Caribb ean un-

    til next Tuesday.

    I

    was afraid

    of

    something like this,

    I

    said.

    Before he left he gave me a list of patients to call, she

    said. H e told me thathel l need you for an hou r on theirst

    appointment.

    An

    hou r on the first appointment? I said. Sounds like

    Jamaica. Or maybe Antigua. This

    is

    definitely no cheapie

    to

    the Bahamas. Th at time he went to the Bahamas he

    only

    needed me for a half-hour session with the dental hygienist.

    May

    I

    ask

    if he took the wife and kids?

    And his in-laws, the receptionist said.

    Erghh,

    I

    said, with some feeling.

    I

    think were talking

    gold crown here. Maybe even root canal. That mother-in-

    law

    of

    his lives high

    off

    the hog.

    I

    showed up for the hour appointment anyway. Whats

    thealternative?

    I

    dont think Im

    u p to

    auto-dentistry. I

    cant imagine myself bellying up to he mirror, opening my

    mo uth w ide, and saying, Is it just my imagination, or does

    that bicuspid look a little shaky?

    I

    could sw itch dentists, of co urse, but Ive become

    sort

    of

    used t o old Sweeney . If you listen closely while hes wo rking

    on yo ur teeth -you have to listen closely because, being

    rather clumsy, he makes

    a

    lot of noise banging around the

    instruments- you can hear him mumbling about whatever

    expense in the To dd amily it was that got you into thechair

    in

    the first place. After years of tha t,

    I

    suppose Id feel

    something wasmissing

    if

    a dentist didnt accompany his

    drilling with a lot of talk about how much electricians

    charge

    for

    a simp le rewiring jo b these days.

    Besides,

    I

    dont know any other dentists. I dont adm

    that to Sweeney To dd, D.D.S.,

    of

    course. In fact, Ive be

    telling him for years that some friends

    of

    mine are alw

    singing the p raises

    of

    the dentist they all go

    to

    -a relativ

    recent arrival from

    Kyoto

    known to his grateful patients

    Magic Fingers Yam amoto.

    They say hes

    got

    the ouch

    of

    an angel,

    I

    said

    Yamamoto, as

    I

    settled into the chair and prepared mys

    for the assaults

    of

    a deeply tanned Sweeney To dd, D.D.S

    had to raise my voice a bit, since Sweeney, in his effort

    recover a mirror he had dropped, had knocked the rest

    his instruments on to the floor.

    Open w ide, please, Sweeney said. H e has never been

    fected in the slightest by talk

    of

    Magic Fingers Yamamo

    Also,Yamamoto belongs to some Buddhist sect th

    believes the exchang e of large sums

    of

    money corrupts t

    soul,

    I continued. For crowns and bridges, he do

    wonders with the same material used fo r the com mon pap

    clip. His fees, of course, ar e nomi nal. Basically, he seeks

    rewards in inner fulfillment. He spits on money-

    o r

    would

    if

    he werent so polite.

    Spit, please, Sweeney said.

    Sweeney had stopped his banging arou nd and was stan

    ing next to his instrument cabinet peering at some X-ra

    What do you ee there, Sweeney? I asked. A n

    transmission for your BMW? A long weekend with

    missis

    in the Adirondacks?

    Sweeney held the X-rays up to h e window to get a bet

    look. Wontbe able to get away for the nextfewweek

    ends, Sweeney said. W ere oing an add ition to the kitche

    You never cease to amaze me, Sweeney,

    I

    said. I

    seen those television commercials that show doctors see

    all sorts

    of

    little bitty doo dads hrou gh he miracle

    C A T scans r not seeing them , really, because all of

    patients in those comm ercials tur n ou t to be

    O.K.

    -b

    youve got to be the only medical man who can look

    at

    X-ray with your naked eye and see an addition to yo

    kitchen. Whats your secret?

    I

    have a better X -ray machine, Sweeney said, knocki

    over a water

    g l s s as

    he turned toward me. But its exp

    sive. Very expensive. Op en wide, please.

    Copynght

    1989

    by Calvrn Tnllln Dlstributedby Kmg Features

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