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There’s nothing like a good laugh to pass the time on a long road trip. Tell these super awesome jokes to amuse your family, and give your funny bone a workout!Jokes

QUESTION: Why was 6 scared of 7? ANSWER: Because 7, 8, 9

QUESTION: What do elves learn in school? ANSWER: The elf-abet

QUESTION: Why do bananas have to put on

sunscreen? ANSWER: Because they might peel

QUESTION: Why couldn’t the pony sing himself a lullaby? ANSWER: He was a little hoarse

QUESTION: Why did the tomato blush? ANSWER: Because it saw the salad dressing

QUESTION: What sound do echidnas make when they kiss? ANSWER: Ouch!

QUESTION: What did the ocean say when it saw the storm coming? ANSWER: Nothing, it just waved.

QUESTION: What happens if it rains cats and dogs? ANSWER: You need to watch for poodles.

QUESTION: What kind of dog keeps the best time? ANSWER: A watch dog

QUESTION: What did the pencil say to the other pencil? ANSWER: You’re looking sharp.

QUESTION: Why did the computer go to the doctor? ANSWER: Because it had a virus.

QUESTION: What is the tallest building in the world? ANSWER: The library – it has the most stories!

QUESTION: What has one head, one foot and four legs? ANSWER: A bed

QUESTION: What did the candle say to the other candle? ANSWER: I’m going out tonight.

QUESTION: What has four wheels and flies? ANSWER: A garbage truck

QUESTION: Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep? ANSWER: So he could have sweet dreams

QUESTION: What music are balloons scared of? ANSWER: Pop music

QUESTION: Why did the cookie go to the hospital? ANSWER: It felt crummy.

QUESTION: Why did the M&M go to school? ANSWER: It wanted to be a Smartie

QUESTION: Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants? ANSWER: In case they get a hole in one

QUESTION: What did one plate say to the other? ANSWER: Dinner’s on me.

QUESTION: What pet makes the loudest noise? ANSWER: A trum-pet.

QUESTION: How do you fix a broken tomato? ANSWER: Tomato paste

QUESTION: What do you call a bear with no teeth? ANSWER: A gummy bear.

QUESTION: Where do cows go for entertainment? ANSWER: The moo-vies.

QUESTION: What do you call a pig who knows karate? ANSWER: A pork chop.

QUESTION: Why do bees have sticky hair? ANSWER: Because they use honey combs.

QUESTION: Why did the maths book look so sad? ANSWER: Because it had so many problems.

QUESTION: Which dinosaur knows the most words? ANSWER: The thesaurus

QUESTION: What did the spider do on the computer? ANSWER: Made a website