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3/14

Wednesday, January 2nd.

WHYIS

ITUPSIDE

DOWN?

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4/14

Monday, Feburary 29th.

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You have an extra day to

wow me.


5/14

Friday, March 9th.

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I DONTWANTDARK

GRAY. IMLOOKING

FOR MOREOF A LIGHT

BLACK.

This is it!Get it right.

Not evenclose.


6/14

Tuesday, April 19th.

WAIT,THISISN

TRECYCLEDINK?

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7/14

Friday, May 11th

Look, my work

was featured inthe Biloxi Semi-Annual DesignReview in May

of 03. I thinkI know what Imtalking about.

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8/14

Wednesday, June 27.

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THESECOLORSARE

VIBRATING.MAYBE YOU

SHOULDSLOW DOWN

THE PRESS?


9/14

Friday, July 6th.

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This just doesnt sing to me.

Youre not feeling this yellow

the way I am.

This blue is too

royal. Make it more

pharaoh.

I said luscious. Say it

with me. Luscious.

Oh, darling. No.

This font is hurting

all of my feelings.

Luscious! Not

lustrous!

Make this red more vine-

ripenedless heirloom.

This isnt going to be

fabulous; its going to be

absolutely devastating.

Get this duotone away from me

its too melancholy.

Im just lookingfor that X-factor.

Icky!

Wrong.

Dead wrong.

When we get this right,itsheaded straight to Design Gods

Magazine.

Loves it.

Is that your bottle

of carob-infused

kombucha, or mine?

I want more

Bodhi tree, and not

so much fern.

Wow me.

Dont do it that way;

do it the right way!

Make it a touch

more serpentine.I need you all to

take my creation as

seriously as I do.Honey, we dont need

a swatch we have karma

to rely on.

Its alive!

Could you please get me a

shade-grown, fair-trade coee

with a splash of lentil milk?

Taste that burnt

umber. Mmmm.

Order me a macrobiotic

raw plate with a side of

enzyme tablets.

Have you tried Caustic Butter

Yoga? Well, you should.

Vroom vroom!

I put a lot of my

core strength into

my designs.

This takes me back to my

semester studying under

Hansel Fleurweiderveeden.

Be a peach and hold that

form up a bit closer for

mamma to see.This is overwhelming

like velvet.

Give me velveteen.

I know I said that,

but thats not what

I meant.

Make it glossy

like Jean Claude Van

Dammes freshly

waxed chest.

So, what is it you do?

Bellissimo!

Dont do it that way; do it

the right way!

Seduce me with those

earth tones!

Why is this so teak?

I said zebrawood.Rawr!

These textures

were inspired by

Tibetan throat singers

and white chion.

Why isnt this breathing?

Meow!

Yes. No.

I mean, yes.

Marvelous!

Oh heavens no!Ew.


10/14

Thursday, August 6th.

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11/14

Monday, September 3rd.

First run of the day.

7:50am Good morning!

8:14am Why are these all on the same page?

8:15am Turn down the magenta here.

8:45am Bump up the cyan overall.

9:30am This is too warm.9:50am Is your cyan working? Try blue.

10:00am Im pretty sure the cyan isnt working.

10:15am Not enough yellow.

10:30am I want to be able to taste this lemon!

10:45am Touch more yellow.

11:06am Soften the cyan.

11:15am Not so yellow.

11:40am Hmmm. Try again.

11:57am Turn down the cyan.

12:25pm I just cant feel it.

12:45pm Looks weird to you too right?

1:04pm Certainly less cyan.1:15pm Still too warm.

1:26pm What happened to all the skin tones?

2:00pm Bring the magenta up 4 points on key 6, 7 and 8

2:01pm Could someone get me a soda?

2:17pm You heard Diet, right?

3:15pm This black isnt anywhere near black enough.

3:26pm Too dark now.

3:29pm Soften the cyan.

4:00pm Bump up the cyan overall.

4:10pm Lets try bringing the water up.

4:35pm Sharpen the yellow.

4:25pm Not quite there. More cyan.4:45pm Less cyan overall.

5:15pm More cyan.

5:45pm Less cyan.

6:30pm I said more cyan.

6:32pm Less cyan!!!

7:45pm Better put on some coee.

8:30pm Bump up the cyan overall.

8:50pm Half the amount of cyan from last time.

8:56pm More cyan in this spot.

9:02pm Even more.

9:24pm More.

9:56pm Just a pinch less.10:00pm Can I see that rst sheet again?

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12/14

Friday, October 5th.

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Wednesday, November 21st.

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ONLY4 COLORS?

SHOULDNT YOU

HAVE LIKEA 100-COLOR

PRESS?


14/14

Wednesday, December 21.

Who cares?Just run it.Its the endof the world

anyways.

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