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Visit us online at www.fwmedia.com/catalog for additional resources.

ISBN: 9781440579080 UPC: 045079579088 $13.99 (CAN $15.99) Paperback 5½ x 7½, 176 pages 4-color World Rights #T2249

December

C. Coville Syracuse, NYcscoville .comC. Coville is a columnist and regular contributor at Cracked, where her writing has accumulated many millions of hits. These days you can usually find her digging out from the snow in Syracuse, New York, or at www .cscoville .com if that’s your thing.

The Internet’s most ridiculous product reviews

•Features hundreds of user-generated critiques for popular ecommerce products, including a Laparoscopic Gastric Bypass Kit, Magical Unicorn Mask, and Emergency Underpants

•The witty notes and snarky replies from humor books like Passive Aggressive Notes and F in Exams have triggered hundreds of thousands of laughs

•There are nearly 425 million Google hits for “funny reviews,” indicating that people love reading customers’ clever critiques

“This BIC Cristal for Her Pen is perfect for those days when your prose is suffering from that not-so-fresh feeling.”

Sometimes, products are so ridiculous that the only choice customers are left with is to unleash the snark in a scathing review. For the first time ever, these unique evaluations are compiled into one hilarious collection for all to take in. From comedic gems like Abe Lincoln’s honest assessment of Ford’s Theatre to the deep literary critiques of How to Avoid Huge Ships, these candid thoughts are truly masterpieces in their own right.

So why wait? Buy One-Star Reviews now—after all, ten out of ten customers agree that it will triple earnings in no time!

One-Star Reviews

The Very Best Reviews of the Very Worst Products C. Coville

Humor