One Ugly PieEpisode 14

No Need for Wishes

Jill, “Welcome home, Gargamel.”Gargamel, “You startled me.”Jill, “I didn’t mean to.”Gargamel, “It’s alright.”

Jill, “What are you watching?”Gargamel, “A boxing match.”Jill, “What are the names of the fighters?”Gargamel, “Don’t know. Just turned the television on.”

Jill, “How was your day at work? Collect any new artifacts for study?”Gargamel, “No. Nothing like that. I got a promotion.”Jill, “Fantastic. What’s your new position?”Gargamel, “I’m a pirate now.”Jill, “Sounds exciting.”Gargamel, “I suppose it does.”

Gargamel, “It gets me one step closer to being a Space Pirate.”Jill, “You don’t sound too enthralled about it.”Gargamel, “…”Jill, “Is there something wrong?”Gargamel, “I just don’t see how it will help.”Jill, “Help with what exactly?”

Gargamel, “Bringing you back.”

Jill, “But I’m sitting right here beside you.”

Gargamel, “No. You’re not Jill.”

Genie, “Greetings, master. I am the, you know, let’s just cut to the chase. Three wishes, what do you want?”

Gargamel, “I have only one wish.”

Genie, “Well I’ll see to it that it is granted. Tell me now, what is your wish?”

Fin