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S Original Material Suitable for Gang Shows Item Code BR120161 (103478) April 2012 Edition no 5 0845 300 1818 The Scout Association Gilwell Park, Chingford, London, E4 7QW. Tel + 44 (0)20 8433 7100. Fax + 44 (0)20 8433 7103. Email [email protected] www.scouts.org.uk Introduction This directory provides a list of material that can be used in Scout Shows with information on the copyright holder and the type of item concerned. All information is as supplied by the authors. The Scout Association does not currently hold copies of this material (although plans are afoot) so, for now, please contact the author or agent directly. Any further revisions will be made known via the usual communication channels. Contents Title of the item; type of item (e.g., song, sketch, monologue etc); description e.g., comedy, serious, finale etc; casting suggestion (age range guide); suggested staging; music available (e.g. piano score, full score, etc); author‟s notes; Author; contact; publisher; charge. Copyright All items are the copyright of the author, unless he or she has specifically given or sold the copyright to another person (or to a publisher or a Gang Show). The copyright holder‟s permission is required before: a) an item is performed b) a copy is made of the script or music c) any alteration is made to the script or music Where a publisher is listed for the item the copyright is usually held by the publisher, who should be approached for the necessary permission. If you wish to use an item from this list, the contact addresses are published at the back of the factsheet. This will usually be the name of the author, unless otherwise indicated in the notes for the items. All items used in the performance must be acknowledged in the programme with full title, and the author‟s name. User-friendliness NB it is recognised that this document is particularly unwieldy in paper format. Should you require it in „sortable‟ MSExcel format, please e-mail [email protected] . Caveat Over half the material listed suggests that the item is suitable to be cast for adults. Given that we are a youth-led movement, we would encourage you to look at the material, and if it is at all possible for the item to be performed by Explorer Scouts, or Network members, then please try to do so. (See comments made throughout FS 120164 Scout Shows Setting The Standard).

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Page 1: Original Material Suitable for Gang Shows S · 26 BAKED BEANS AND BANGERS Song Comedy Scout Front Cloth A song about how everything is possible on a diet of baked beans, bangers and

S Original Material Suitable for Gang Shows

Item Code BR120161 (103478) April 2012 Edition no 5 0845 300 1818

The Scout Association

Gilwell Park, Chingford, London, E4 7QW. Tel + 44 (0)20 8433 7100. Fax + 44 (0)20 8433 7103. Email [email protected] www.scouts.org.uk

Introduction

This directory provides a list of material that can be used in Scout Shows with information

on the copyright holder and the type of item concerned. All information is as supplied by the

authors. The Scout Association does not currently hold copies of this material (although

plans are afoot) so, for now, please contact the author or agent directly. Any further

revisions will be made known via the usual communication channels.

Contents

Title of the item; type of item (e.g., song, sketch, monologue etc); description e.g., comedy,

serious, finale etc; casting suggestion (age range guide); suggested staging; music

available (e.g. piano score, full score, etc); author‟s notes; Author; contact; publisher;

charge.

Copyright

All items are the copyright of the author, unless he or she has specifically given or

sold the copyright to another person (or to a publisher or a Gang Show). The

copyright holder‟s permission is required before:

a) an item is performed

b) a copy is made of the script or music

c) any alteration is made to the script or music

Where a publisher is listed for the item the copyright is usually held by the publisher,

who should be approached for the necessary permission.

If you wish to use an item from this list, the contact addresses are published at the

back of the factsheet. This will usually be the name of the author, unless otherwise

indicated in the notes for the items.

All items used in the performance must be acknowledged in the programme with full

title, and the author‟s name.

User-friendliness

NB – it is recognised that this document is particularly unwieldy in paper format.

Should you require it in „sortable‟ MSExcel format, please e-mail

[email protected].

Caveat

Over half the material listed suggests that the item is suitable to be cast for adults.

Given that we are a youth-led movement, we would encourage you to look at the

material, and if it is at all possible for the item to be performed by Explorer Scouts, or

Network members, then please try to do so. (See comments made throughout FS

120164 Scout Shows – Setting The Standard).

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List No.

Item Title Item Type Description Suggested Cast

Suggested Staging

Music Availability Author's Notes Author Available From

Published by

Charges

1 A DEADLY BUSINESS

Sketch Cub Age Half with street

backcloth

Music required easily available

Burke and Hare are on the loose in Edinburgh town. A plague has hit the city, but in the morning, not a body can be found, so the Town Council endeavours to find who is stealing the bodies – with surprising results!.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

2 A PROBLEM LIKE MARIA!

Musical sketch Comedy Male Leaders Front Cloth The “Nuns” are performing “The Sound Of Music”, but Nun Maria is not happy. She wants to play Maria in “West Side Story”!

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

3 ALADDIN AND HIS WONDERFUL DIXIE

Sketch Comedy Scout Full Sketch about the trials of Scout camp written in rhyming couplets. Most of the comedy is based on adverts.

Jim Foote Drew Elliot

4 ALADDIN'S LAMP Sketch with Music

Comedy Cub Full Piano Score Length of item 15-20 minutes.

Ron Meyer Ron Meyer Copying only

5 ALFRED AND THE CAKES

Sketch Comedy Scout Half King Alfred burns the cakes.

John R. Hughes

John R. Hughes

Donation for postage

6 ALFRED THE GREAT

Monologue Comedy Adult (M) Front Cloth Comedy variation on King Alfred burning the cakes, etc.,

John R. Hughes

John R. Hughes

Donation for postage

7 ALICE Sketch with Music

Comedy Cub Full A mini-musical of 7 minutes based on 'Alice in Wonderland' for approx. 50 Cubs and Brownies.

John R. Hughes

John R. Hughes

Donation for copying & postage

8 ALL FOURS Sketch with Music

Comedy Cub Full Melody + Chords Mums and babies visit the clinic. Babies have a surprise for mums. Four songs plus dialogue.

Carol Marshall & Roger J.

Farrington

Carol Marshall

£4.00 per copy

9 ALL GOD'S CHILDREN

Song Serious Adult & Scout Full Piano Score Written as a 'Fragile Earth' or 'Green Environment' number.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

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10 ANGELUS I II III IV Mime Comedy Adult & Scout Half These four items should be strategically placed throughout the show. Copy tape of the Gregorian chant plus some sound effects available on request.

Peter McElhinney

Peter McElhinney

£1.00 per copy

11 ANOTHER OPENING

Song Opening Adult & Scout Full Piano Score Guy Churchouse

Guy Churchouse

S.A.E. + £1.00

12 ANY WORM Monologue / Sketch

Comedy Adult Half Boxing Day in the Court House and the prisoner makes excuses for his Christmas Day behaviour. Rhyming monologue.

Colin F. Charlick

Colin F. Charlick

No performance

fee

13 ARE WE DOWNHEARTED?

NO!

Sketch with Music

Comedy Scout / Cub Half Melody + Chords Redundant workers take up jogging. Involves on-stage strip. 2 songs + dialogue.

Carol Marshall & Roger J.

Farrington

Carol Marshall

£4.00 per copy

14 ARISE SIR KNIGHT Sketch with Music

Comedy Cub Full Piano Score A large helping of corn on the castle!

Mike Willis Mike Willis

15 ARRANGEMENTS (THE)

Sketch Comedy Adult (M) Half Written to compliment Ralph Reader's 'Visiting Time', which should be in the first half of the show, with 'The Arrangements' in the second.

John Kirby John Kirby None

16 ARTHUR GOES TO CUB CAMP

Monologue Comedy Adult & Scout Half No (see notes) Thin boy is taken to Cub Scouts to see if that will build him up - He goes to Cub camp with disastrous results! Music and songs can be added as required.

Wendy Cummins

Wendy Cummins

£1.00 per copy

17 AT THE STEAMIE Sketch Comedy Adult (M) Front Cloth Drag item. Four "ladies" discuss their everyday lives at the local "steamie".(played by male adults)

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

18 AUGUST IS A VERY GOOD MONTH

Song Comedy Adult & Scout Full Available Scouts, Vicars, Traffic Wardens, Bookies, Ice Cream Men and Landladies sing of their views on August.

Colin F. Charlick

Colin F. Charlick

Performance fee

19 AUSTRIAN FOLKBORE!

Sketch with Music

Comedy Adult (M) Front Cloth Stein Song' music required. A line-up of Austrian male dancers. Performed 1981.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

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20 BABES IN THE WOOD

Sketch with Music

Comedy Cub Full 8 minute mini-pantomime for approx 50 Cubs and Brownies.

John R. Hughes

John R. Hughes

Donation for copying & postage

21 BABY TALK Sketch Comedy Scout / Guide Front Cloth Cot conversation between four 'babies'.

Woolwich Gang Show

Matthew Butterfield

Woolwich District Scout

Council

£2.00 per copy

22 BACK FROM CAMP Sketch with Music

Comedy Cub Full Piano Score Cubs with 1 adult. Cubs back from camp with Akela. "Brownies” appear to go to their camp - Akela costume change to Brown Owl.

Mike Willis & Allan Pollitt

Mike Willis Photocopy & postage

23 BACK IN BUSINESS Song & Dance Opening Adult & Scout Full Piano Score Up-beat Opening song with half - chorus 'Jazz Waltz' dance interlude.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. Cassette

24 BACK IN TOWN Song Opening Adult Full Piano Score Tony Burns & Ken

Hossick

Tony Burns £3.00 incl. cassette

25 BACKSTAGE TAKE A BOW!

Patter Song Comedy Adult (M&F) Front Cloth Piano Score Line-up of Gang Show backstage personnel trying to present a united front amidst an undercurrent of petty jealousies.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

26 BAKED BEANS AND BANGERS

Song Comedy Scout Front Cloth A song about how everything is possible on a diet of baked beans, bangers and mash.

Colin F. Charlick

Colin F. Charlick

Performance fee

27 BARFLIES Patter Song Comedy Adult (M) Front Cloth Piano Score Line-up of bar regulars. Includes parody song 'We've Just Had A Shandy', an original audience participation song and dialogue.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

28 BASH STREET KIDS (THE)

Sketch with Music

Comedy Cub Full Piano Score Cubs with 1 adult. Based on the comic strip characters with teacher, other pupils and the Blob Street School boys.

Mike Willis & Allan Pollitt

Mike Willis Photocopy & postage

29 BATS Sketch Comedy Adult Half Batman and Robin visit a psychiatrist.

Colin F. Charlick

Colin F. Charlick

Performance fee

30 BE PART OF OUR GANG!

Song Opening Adult & Scout Full Piano Score Up-beat Opening song with 'Stop Chorus' interlude.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

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31 BE PATIENT Sketch Comedy Adult & Scout/Guide

Half Another day at the surgery but does the Doctor really know what she is doing?

Martin Bray Martin Bray No charge by email.

SAE please by post

32 BE PREPARED...... Sketch Comedy Adult (M), Drag, Scout &

Guide Age

Full Amend to Hitler/Stalin/Saddam as appropriate

R. J. Wilcox R. J. Wilcox £1.00 total order

33 BEAUTIFUL DAY Patter Song Comedy Scout Front Cloth Piano Score Line-up of youngsters as tramps.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

34 BEFORE THE CUP FINAL

Sketch Comedy Front Cloth Dundee and Dundee United are in the Cup Final! Two sets of friendly rival supporters tease each other about the outcome of the match, but a Celtic supporter has other ideas! Present day costume with football 'favours' on display.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

35 BENCH IN THE PARK (A)

Sketch Comedy Adult (M&F) Half Present day costume. Four old men watch the world go by. Performed 1974/1985.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

36 BEST! Patter Song Comedy Scout & Guide

Front Cloth Piano Score Boys/girls battle of the sexes using historical examples to prove their case.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

37 BIG BROTHER Song Comedy Adult & Scout Half Piano Score Malcolm A. Lycett

Malcolm A. Lycett

£2.00 per copy

38 BILLY'S TOYS Sketch with Music

Comedy Cub Full Piano Score Length of item 15-20 minutes.

Ron Meyer Ron Meyer Copying only

39 BLAZER OF OUR SCHOOL (THE)

Patter Song Comedy Scout Front Cloth Piano Score Ron Meyer Ron Meyer Copying only

40 BLOW! Song Serious Adult (M) Full Piano Score Full-throated North Sea oil production platform number, developed from, and with grateful thanks to Ralph Reader's 1936 song.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

41 BLUEBELLES (THE) Sketch with Music

Comedy Adult (M) Front Cloth Drag item. A line-up of Scottish 'girls'. Popular Scottish music required. Performed 1988. (Played by male adults).

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

42 BOY SCOUTS ARE MARCHING

Song Comedy Adult (M) Front Cloth Piano Score Performed by eight `aging' Scouts wearing the `old' uniform.

Mike Willis Mike Willis

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43 BRAGGART! Sketch Comedy Male & Male (D)

Front Cloth The famous detective investigates a murder discovered backstage during a local Scout Gang Show! Present day costumes.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

44 BRAND NEW SHOW

Song Opening Adult & Scout Full Piano Score Up-beat Opening song introduces the cast setting stage and lights, and going from rehearsal into the final production.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

45 BRAVEHEART - THE MUSICAL

Sketch with Music

Comedy Adult & Scout Half Piano Score Colin Smith Colin Smith £1.00 per copy

46 BRAVEHEARTS Dialogue/Songs Story Beavers/Cubs Full Suggested songs – generally available

Time-out from „Braveheart‟ film set, wee Scots discuss a musical version. (10mins.)

Graeme Cole

Graeme Cole

No charge by

email.SAE please by

post

47 BREEZE ALONG! Song Geographical Adult & Scout Any Piano Score Jaunty-type song extolling the outdoor life. Suitable for back packers, canoeists, etc. Play it as 'Five Go Mad In......!'

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette/CD

48 BRITISH EXPEDITION TO

AFRICA! (A)

Sketch with Music

Comedy Scout & Cub Half Insert music as required. The British set off for darkest Africa and are captured by the natives. Performed 1974.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2,00 per copy

49 BROWN OWL IOLANTHE

Sketch with Music

Comedy Adult (M&F) Full A Gilbert & Sullivan based item with revised words to songs.

John R. Hughes

John R. Hughes

Donation for copying & postage

50 BROWNIE (THE) Patter Song Comedy Cub Half Piano Score Parody on 'The Sparrow'. Permission to perform item given by the copyright holder.

Peter Denton

Peter Denton

See note £1.50 per copy

51 BROWNIE BLUES Monologue Comedy Adult (M) Front Cloth An adult male (late teenage - mid twenties) has joined the Brownie Guides and is still there. N.B. This is not a drag item. Includes female walk-on part.

Colin F. Charlick

Colin F. Charlick

Performance fee

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52 BUNNY GIRLS Patter Song Comedy Adult (M) Drag

Front Cloth Piano Score & Script

Includes parody songs 'Spread A Little Happiness' and 'I'll Be Your Bunny Tonight' plus original audience participation song and dialogue.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

53 BUTCHER JOE Monologue Comedy Adult (M) Front Cloth Butcher's boy visits the big city. Optional part for a young lady.

John R. Hughes

John R. Hughes

Donation for postage

54 BUTTERCUP! Patter Song Comedy Any Front Cloth Piano Score Short audience participation-type song about a special cow, written for a „Jack and the Beanstalk‟ pantomime.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

55 C.S.L. PINAFORE Sketch with Music

Comedy Adult (M&F) Full A Gilbert & Sullivan based item with revised words to songs.

John R. Hughes

John R. Hughes

Donation for copying & postage

56 CALL OF THE WEST

Sketch with Music

Comedy Cub Full Piano Score Length of item 15-20 minutes.

Ron Meyer Ron Meyer Copying only

57 CAMP WONDERFUL

CAMP

Patter Song Variety Scout/Guide Age

Front Cloth Piano Score. Orchestrations

available on application to suit the set up of your orchestra. These are for purchase

only

Setting : Campsite backcloth or plain tabs. Costumes : All dressed in scruff as if at Scout or Guide camp, except for one person who is well dressed immaculate. This person is the character who runs on and off stage passing the messages from the PL.

Harry Dougan

(Edinburgh Gang Show)

Gordon T. Blackburn

GTB Rights

Holders

£3.00 per item

58 CAMPERS Patter Song Comedy Adult Front Cloth Piano Score Over-aged 'Cubs'. Includes the parody song 'The Things You Do In Camp', an original audience participation song and dialogue.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

59 CAMPFIRES KEEP BURNING

Sketch with Music

Nostalgia/Modern Mixed Age + Fellowship

Front Cloth/FS

Not needed A versatile sketch which gives a plug for Fellowship and uses your own favourite camp fire songs.

Larraine Eastwood

Larraine Eastwood

No charge by email

60 CARIBBEAN CRAWL

Song Geographical Any Any Piano Score Gentle 'Calypso' type song suitable for inclusion in a West Indies setting Production number.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

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61 CARNIVAL! Song & Dance Geographical Adult & Scout Full Piano Score South American up-tempo song written as scene setter for a Latin American number.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

62 CAROL SERVICE (THE)

Sketch with Music

Comedy Adult & Scout Full or Half John Kirby John Kirby None

63 CARROTS Sketch with Music

Serious Adult & Scout Full Piano Score Although basically serious, there are light hearted moments. "Carrots" is a boy who persuades Dr Barnardo to do something for the urchins of London.

Peter McElhinney

Peter McElhinney

£1.00 per copy

64 CARRY ON UP THE BEANSTALK

Sketch Comedy Adult & Scout Full or Half This is a potted pantomime in rhyme and lasts approximately 10 minutes. Any combination of cast can be used.

Christine Wright

Ken Wright £4.00 per copy

65 CASUALTY Patter Song Comedy Adult Front Cloth Piano Score Casualty patients. Includes the parody song 'Who Could Ask For Anything More?' an original audience participation song and dialogue.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

66 CAT BURGLARS Patter Song Comedy Adult Front Cloth Piano Score Includes the parody song 'Why Haven't We Done You?' an original audience participation song, 'Here, Kitty, Kitty' and dialogue.

Tony Burns Tony Burns £3.00 incl. cassette

67 CEPHALOPODS - THE MIGHTY

OCTOPUSSES

Song Comedy Scout / Cub Front Cloth or Half

Melody + Chords Carol Marshall & Roger J.

Farrington

Carol Marshall

£2.00 per copy

68 CHANSON DE SEINE

Song Geographical Adult (M&F) Any Piano Score Insert song for a Parisian production number with waltz time street accordian effect, reminiscent of those boulevards.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

69 CHARLIE GREY'S INVENTION

Monologue Comedy Adult (M) Front Cloth Queen Victoria takes to the air with Charlie Grey's clothes dryer invention.

John R. Hughes

John R. Hughes

Donation for postage

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70 CHARMEN Song & Dance Comedy Adult (M&F) Half Comic opera based on 'Carmen' set in a modern day office with a chorus of office cleaners! Lyrics available but not 'Carmen' Score music. Performed 1975.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

71 CHECK OUT Song Comedy Scout Full Melody + Chords Groups of different shoppers push trolleys and sing their way round in the mad frenzy of a busy supermarket.

Carol Marshall & Roger J.

Farrington

Carol Marshall

£2.00 per copy

72 CHELSEA PENSIONERS

Patter Song Comedy Adult (M) Front Cloth Piano Score Tearaway 'Chelsea Pensioners' who are a bit past it! Includes the parody song 'Ain't Misbehavin', an audience participation song and dialogue.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

73 CHICKEN Monologue Comedy Adult (F) Front Cloth A large chicken tells us why she would rather not be.

Colin F. Charlick

Colin F. Charlick

Performance fee

74 CHINA TEAS(E)! Sketch Comedy Adult & Scout Front Cloth Costumes - Present-day suits and two Chinese waiters. Performed 1988.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

75 CHOIRBOYS Patter Song Comedy Adult (M) Front Cloth Piano Score Line-up of 'Choirboys'. Includes parodies 'I'm A Choirboy' (I'm A Lumberjack'), 'The Ashgrove', an original audience participation song and dialogue.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

76 CHRISTMAS AT THE ORPHANAGE

Monologue Comedy Adult Front Cloth Typical Victorian-style monologue.

Colin F. Charlick

Colin F. Charlick

Performance fee

77 CHRISTMAS CAROLS

Musical Play Comedy Adult & Scout Full A 1 hour musical play based on Dickens 'Christmas Carol' with commercial songs.

John R. Hughes

John R. Hughes

Donation for copying & postage

78 CHRISTMAS TIME IS HERE

Song Serious Adult & Scout Full Piano Score Malcolm A. Lycett

Malcolm A. Lycett

£2.00 per copy

79 CHRISTMAS TIME IS HERE

Song Seasonal Adult & Scout Any Piano Score Cheerful two verse Christmas song.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

80 CINDERELLA Sketch with Music

Comedy Cub Full 9 minute mini-pantomime for approx 50 Cubs and Brownies.

John R. Hughes

John R. Hughes

Donation for copying & postage

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81 CINDERELLA Sketch with Music

Comedy Cub Full Piano Score Length of item 15-20 minutes.

Ron Meyer Ron Meyer Copying only

82 CINDERELLA IN ONE MINUTE

Sketch with Music

Comedy Any Any Piano Score available

Charge - £5.00 per copy. Any combination of casting or staging.

David Carlton

Ken Wright See notes

83 CINDERELLA? Sketch Comedy / Fantasy

Adult (M&F) Full Comedy sketch pantomime-style, including a T.V. repair man.

Woolwich Gang Show

Matthew Butterfield

Woolwich District Scout

Council

£2.00 per copy

84 CITY OF LIGHT Song Gospel Adult & Scout Full Piano Score Salvationist-type song for variety of settings from the Pilgrim Fathers to the 1920's Prohibitionist Era. It can link with songs like 'Happy Land'.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

85 CIVIC OCCASION Sketch Comedy Adult & Scout Full The opening of the new swimming pool.

Jim Foote Drew Elliot

86 CLEAN UP SPACE Sketch with Music

Comedy Cub Full Piano Score Costumes available. Peter Denton

Peter Denton

£1.50 per copy

87 CLEAR THE TRACK Song Opening Adult & Scout Full Piano Score Train theme Opening number song giving opportunity for passenger/luggage cameos and perhaps dancing porters!

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

88 CLIMB EVERY BEANSTALK

Sketch with Music

Comedy Mixed Age Half Piano Score.Cassette/CD available. 3 songs

+ army chant

Song and comedy Panto. Jack and the Beanstalk all done in 12 minutes. Suitable for mixed cast. Originally used adults for main cast and kids for the villagers for songs and general boo-ing the bad guys, but suitable for any mix. Characters include Jack and Jill, Panto Dame, Fairy and two wicked debt collectors. Oh…and a Giant.

Dave Hermitage

Dave Hermitage

Only SAE for postal

but available via email

89 CLIMBERS Sketch Comedy Scout Front Cloth The boys prepare for a tough climb.

John R. Hughes

John R. Hughes

Donation for postage

90 COLD COMFORT Sketch Comedy Adult & Scout Half Sketch about 'The Titanic'.

Colin Smith Colin Smith £1.00 per copy

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91 COME DANCING Sketch with Music

Comedy Adult Full or Half John Kirby John Kirby None

92 COME SPINNING TODAY!

Song Movement Any Any Piano Score Waltz-time „spinning around‟ song for insert into a Games/Weather/Dance Production number. Remember to spin both ways to avoid falling down!

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

93 CONVINCE COMBINE CO-

OPERATE

Song Finale Full Melody + Chords The impossible can be achieved!

Carol Marshall & Roger J.

Farrington

Carol Marshall

£2.00 per copy

94 CORNELIUS ORVILLE NUTT

M.D. (JUST CALL HIM CON FOR

SHORT)

Patter Song Comedy Adult & Scout Full Piano Score Written as insert for 'Rodeo!' (see elsewhere in list). Quack 'Doc' peddles his fake potions in the Bad Ol' West.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

95 COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS

Sketch with Music

Comedy Adult & Scout Half Piano Score A Scout thinks he's a failure... Leaders tell him otherwise and convince him he is a star. Ends up in a clown sequence.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

96 COURT OF HONOUR

Sketch Comedy 1 Adult, 1 Girl & Scouts

Half Uniform sketch regarding Girls in Scouting

John Kirby John Kirby None

97 CRACKERS Sketch Comedy Adult (M&F) Front Cloth A collection of very short sketches designed to follow each other.

Woolwich Gang Show

Matthew Butterfield

Woolwich District Scout

Council

£2.00 per copy

98 CRITICS (THE) Sketch Comedy Adult (M) Front Cloth Available Drag item. Written as the penultimate number. Proud mothers meet the local newspaper reporter after a Gang Show.

Colin F. Charlick

Colin F. Charlick

Performance fee

99 CROWN THAT WOULDN'T FIT

(THE)

Sketch with Music

Comedy Cub Full Piano Score Length of item 15-20 minutes.

Ron Meyer Ron Meyer Copying only

100 CUB CAMPING MUSICAL

Parody Song Medley

Comedy Cub Half Five song parodies to well known tunes from the musicals in medley form, with the opportunity for group and solo singing.

Tony Burns Tony Burns £3.00 incl. cassette

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101 CUB MUSICAL : CROOKS

Musical Play Comedy Cub Half Piano Score Three small crooks, three large policemen, assorted judiciary and jury tell the story of Sammy Wag with musical interludes.

Tony Burns Tony Burns £3.00 incl. cassette

102 CUB SCOUT REJECTS

Song Comedy Cub Front Cloth Available Cub Scouts who would rather not leave the pack tell us what they are going to do now.

Colin F. Charlick

Colin F. Charlick

Performance fee

103 CUB SCOUTS PRESENT

Sketch with Music

Comedy Cub Full Piano Score Length of item 15-20 minutes Old-time Music Hall.

Ron Meyer Ron Meyer Copying only

104 CUBS GOODNIGHT Patter Song Finale Cub Front Cloth Piano Score Wistful pre-Finale song for cub cast who believe they are not to appear with the Gang in the Finale of the show.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

105 CURTAIN CALL Song Finale Adult & Scout Front Cloth Piano Score Written as an introductory song leading into a Finale song parade.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

106 CUSTARD Sketch Comedy Adult (M) Full Chaos as 'Custer's Last Stand' is acted out by a group of thespians who would rather be doing something else, not helped by back-stage errors.

Colin F. Charlick

Colin F. Charlick

Performance fee

107 CUSTOMS CUSTOMERS

Sketch Comedy Adult (M&F) Front Cloth Performed in 1974. Strange happenings at the Customs as a group of people return home after a cruise.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

108 CUTE, CUTE, CUTE!

Song Comedy 3 Boys/3 Girls (Young)

Front Cloth Piano Score Youngsters patter song berating the missing of their obvious talents because 'Mr Producer' only wants a "cute" line-up.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

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109 DANCE TRANCE Dance Adult (M&F) Full Written and sequenced for 16 M&F dancers in modern "club" style with heavy bass and drum line. Spectacular number, with great opportunity for imaginative lighting and special FX. No written music available. CD available for hire.

Chris Pettitt Ewan Murray

CPMS £10.00 for hire of CD

110 DECORATORS Sketch Comedy Scout Front Cloth Sketch written for 6 girls but can be altered to suit 6 boys or a mixed group.

John R. Hughes

John R. Hughes

Donation for postage

111 DEEP IN THE JUNGLE

Sketch Comedy Cub Half Can be performed with a large cast of extras.

Peter McElhinney

Peter McElhinney

£1.00 per copy

112 DESERTED SONG (THE)

Sketch with Music

Comedy Scout & Cub Half Insert music as required. Riffs, Foreign Legion and the Black Shadow all in the fun of the desert. Performed 1975.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

113 DICK WHITTINGTON

Sketch with Music

Comedy Cub Full A seven minute mini-pantomime for approx. 50 Cubs and Brownies.

John R. Hughes

John R. Hughes

Donation for copying & postage

114 DOCTOR DOCTOR Sketch Comedy Scout Half Corny jokes in doctor's waiting room and surgery. Ends with the song 'Spoonful Of Sugar'. Contact Mike Willis for script.

Allan Pollitt Mike Willis Photocopy & postage

115 DOCTOR, DOCTOR!

Sketch Comedy Scout / Guide Front Cloth A collection of traditional 'Doctor, Doctor' jokes in sketch form.

Woolwich Gang Show

Matthew Butterfield

Woolwich District Scout

Council

£2.00 per copy

116 DOME(ING) PIGEONS!

Sketch Comedy Adult Half Two pigeons pass the time of day down at the Millennium Dome.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£2.00 per copy

117 DON'T DO IT! Patter Song Historical Scout / Guide Half Piano Score Youngsters in Waxworks Museum sing about five different historical 'characters' on plinths, depicted by adult cast members.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

118 DON'T LET THE GRASS GROW UNDER YOUR

FEET

Song & Dance Serious Adult (M&F) Full Piano Score Peter McElhinney

Peter McElhinney

£1.00 per copy

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119 DON'T STAND TOO NEAR CHARLIE MA

(HE'LL HAVE A BATH NEXT YEAR)

Song Comedy Adult (M&F) Front Cloth Piano Score A Hill Billy-type song. John R. Hughes &

Marie Tough

John R. Hughes

Donation for copying & postage

120 DOWN THE RAINBOW TRAIL

Pageant Comedy & Serious

Cub Arena Piano Score Originally performed at Gilwell Park in 1986. Full sound tape available.

Ron Meyer Ron Meyer Copying only

121 DOWNTOWN HAMLIN

Sketch with Music

Comedy Scout/Guide/ Cub/Brownie

Half Piano Score This is a revamped version of the Pied Piper. It includes 5 original songs.

Harold Dickinson &

Peter McElhinney

Peter McElhinney

£1.00 per copy

122 DREAMY FELLOW Song Fantasy Adult Any Piano Score Quiet scene-setting solo to introduce a 'Space Theme' number.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

123 DRIVEN TO DISTRACTION

Sketch with Music

Comedy Scout / Cub Half Melody + Chords Various groups of drivers accused of motoring offences boast of their driving skills. 2 songs + dialogue.

Carol Marshall & Roger J.

Farrington

Carol Marshall

£4.00 per copy

124 DUM - DI - DUM SONG

Song Variety Adult or Scout Half Piano Score Strolling pace song which builds from a solo, duo or trio through three verses to a final three way harmony singalong.

Tony Burns Tony Burns £3.00 incl. cassette

125 EAGER BEAVERS Patter Song Comedy Adult Front Cloth Piano Score Line-up of over-age 'Beavers'. Includes parody 'Nothin' Like A Game!' and original songs, 'Grown Up Now' & 'Eager Beavers'.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

126 EASTER BELLS Song Serious Adult & Scout Any Piano Score Theo Smith Jaquie Brown

None

127 EASTER PARADE Sketch Comedy Adult & Scout Full or Half John Kirby John Kirby None

128 EGYPT Patter Song Comedy Scout Front Cloth Piano Score Ron Meyer Ron Meyer Copying only

129 EIGHT LITTLE CUBS

Song Comedy Cub Front Cloth Available Eight little Cubs who for various reasons have to leave the stage.

Colin F. Charlick

Colin F. Charlick

Performance fee

130 ELEPHANT STOMP Patter Song Comedy Adult & Scout Front Cloth Piano Score Full body suits costume available. Best taped in advance.

Peter Denton &

John White

Peter Denton

£1.50 per copy

131 ELIZABETHAN SERENADE

Patter Song Comedy Adult (M&F) Front Cloth Piano Score & Tape

A comedy patter song about the members of this travelling Elizabethan song group.

Woolwich Gang Show

Matthew Butterfield

Woolwich District Scout

Council

£2.00 per copy

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132 EMPIRE (THE) Monologue Comedy & Serious

Adult (M) Front Cloth An (apparently) military man remembers The Empire. Rhyming monologue.

Colin F. Charlick

Colin F. Charlick

Performance fee

134 END OF THE PIER Song Historical Adult & Scout Full Piano Score 1920's/30's period piece with Punch & Judy booth, photographer's cut-out and prom railings. 'Let's Go Swimmin' used as insert.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

133 END OF THE PIER Dialogue/Songs Story Beavers/Cubs Full Suggested songs – generally available

Pier to be demolished. Reminiscing of use of pier past to present. (11 mins)

Graeme Cole

Graeme Cole

No charge by email.

SAE please by post

135 EVERY PICTURE TELLS A STORY

Monologue Comedy Adult & Scout Half The story the "Ancient Mariner" is telling the boys in the painting "The boyhood of Raleigh”. Rhyming monologue.

Colin F. Charlick

Colin F. Charlick

Performance fee

136 EXECUTIVE MEETS (THE)

Training Comedy Adult Comedy sketch showing how not to run a V.S. Exec. meeting. Originally written for Derby County Training Team as an aid for V.S. Exec. training sessions.

John R. Hughes

John R. Hughes

Donation for postage

137 FAIRIES Patter Song Comedy Adult (M) Drag

Front Cloth Piano Score Adult males in tu tu's. Comprises two parody songs, an original audience participation song 'Fairy 'Nuff' and linking dialogue.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

138 F-AIRY TALE! (A) Sketch with Music

Comedy Scout & Cub Half Insert music as required. Set in Fairyland - The King & Queen of Hearts search for their missing son.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

139 FAMILY OF SCOUTING

Song Finale Adult & Scout Full Piano Score Malcolm A. Lycett

Malcolm A. Lycett

£2.00 per copy

140 FATE OF SIR WALTER RALEIGH

Sketch Comedy Scout Half Historical comedy sketch.

John R. Hughes

John R. Hughes

Donation for postage

141 FELINE FRRRRISKY!

Sketch Comedy Adult (M) Front Cloth/HS

Three „cats‟ pass the time in banter in a Veterinary Surgery Waiting Room……approx 5 minutes running time.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£2.00 for script

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142 FETE Sketch Comedy Adult (M&F) Half The Village Ladies Group discuss their contribution.

John R. Hughes

John R. Hughes

Donation for postage

143 FILLING THE GAP Patter Song Comedy Scout Front Cloth Piano Score John Kirby John Kirby None

144 FIREMEN ARE OFF ONCE MORE (THE)

Song Serious Adult & Scout Full Piano Score A tribute to the Fire Service.

Ron Meyer Ron Meyer Copying only

145 FIRST CLASS Sketch Comedy Adult & Scout/Guide

Half Just another history lesson looking at music and the Royal Kings! Miss Take struggles through with an unenthusiastic class, but who is the weakest link?

Martin Bray Martin Bray No charge by email.

SAE please by post

146 FIRST DATE Monologue Serious Scout (M) Front Cloth A natural follow-on to Ralph Reader's 'Fall In Love'.

Colin F. Charlick

Colin F. Charlick

Performance fee

147 FLING IN THE HIGHLANDS (A)

Sketch with Music

Comedy Scout & Cub Half Popular music readily available. Performed 1989. Costumes - Kilts & lots of tartan. Story - Highlanders trying to escape Redcoats.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

148 FLOWER SELLERS Sketch with Music

Comedy Adult (M) Front Cloth Drag item. Music required "Wouldn't it be luvverly" Costumes - old lady outfits. Performed 1989. (played by male adults).

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

149 FLY AWAY Song Serious Adult (M&F) Any Piano Score Ballad suitable for Principal Boy/Principal Girl-type characters.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

150 FLY IN THE SOUP (A)

Song Comedy Scout Front Cloth Piano Score Little Black Bag' type item with waiters and a chef.

Mike Willis Mike Willis Photocopy & postage

151 FLY WITH ME Sketch Comedy Adult (M) Drag

Two handed sketch based at any airport featuring two air hostesses. Place names can be changed.

Derek Gardiner

Derek Gardiner

No charge for copying

and postage

152 FOND OF BOND Song Fantasy/Spoof Adult Any Piano Score Failed contender as a possible anthem for the James Bond Appreciation Society!

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

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154 FOUR DUNDEE SCHOOLGIRLS!

Patter Song Comedy Male (D) Front Cloth Song 'Bonnie Dundee' (easily

available)

Four schoolgirls wearing school uniform sing and tell the audience what they hope to be when they grow up. Only when they remove their uniform do we see what they really turned out to be! School uniform consists of identical hats and raincoats concealing the “final” costume..

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

153 FOUR! Patter Song Comedy Adult/Scout Front Cloth Piano Score Line-up of four members of cast in one large costume, who are Siamese quadruplets!

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

155 FRED & G! Song & Dance Comedy 3 Male & 3 Male (D)

Front Cloth Music is 'Let's Face The Music

And Dance'.

One couple is about to perform a song & dance number as Fred Astaire & Ginger Rodgers! Only one thing is wrong – so do another two couples, and there is disagreement amongst them! All ends happily as they perform together. Requires three identical dance dresses & three white tie and tails.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

156 FRED'S CABBAGE Sketch Comedy Adult / Scout Front Cloth or Half

Local gossips find out about Fred's hospitalisation.

Carol Marshall & Roger J.

Farrington

Carol Marshall

£2.00 per copy

157 FUNDRAISING Sketch Comedy Scout Age One Third A group of Scouts getting ready for the village fete, hoping to raise funds for the Troop. Or so they think!

Martin Bray Martin Bray No charge by email.

SAE please by post

158 FUN-MAN ONE MAN BAND

Patter Song Comedy Adult Front Cloth Piano Score Line-up of 'One Man Band' characters. Includes parody song, and original audience participation song and linking dialogue.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

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159 GARDEN GNOMES Patter Song Variety Scout/Guide Age

Front Cloth Piano Score. Orchestrations

available on application to suit

set up of orchestra. For purchase only.

Cast on stage with one of them fishing into the orchestra pit bringing up comedy items.

Gordon T. Blackburn

Gordon T. Blackburn

GTB Rights

Holders

£3.00 per item

160 GHOSTLY CAPERS Sketch with Music

Comedy Cub Full Piano Score Length of item 15-20 minutes.

Ron Meyer Ron Meyer Copying only

161 GIRL TALK Monologue Comedy Scout & Adult (F) or (M)

drag

Front Cloth Three girls in line in the style of 'The Rivals'.

Colin F. Charlick

Colin F. Charlick

Performance fee

162 GIRLS! Sketch Comedy Scout Front Cloth 4 boys 2 girls. John R. Hughes

John R. Hughes

Donation for postage

163 GIVE A HAND TO YOUR BROTHER

Song Serious Adult & Scout Full Piano Score Uniform tribute-type song.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

164 GLASNOST Song Serious Adult & Scout Full Piano Score Malcolm A. Lycett

Malcolm A. Lycett

£2.00 per copy

165 GNOMES Patter Song Comedy Adult Front Cloth Piano Score Parody songs 'Gnometown' and 'Terribly Gnomes In Gardens' plus an original audience participation song and dialogue.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

166 GNOMES Patter Song Comedy Adult (M) Front Cloth Piano Score Peter McElhinney

Peter McElhinney

£1.00 per copy

167 GO WEST! Song Geographical Adult & Scout Full Piano Score Up-tempo song for gold prospectors, cowpokes, good time girls and settlers making that arduous trek West!

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

168 GOING HOME Sketch with Music

Comedy Scout Front Cloth Piano Score John Kirby John Kirby None

169 GOLDEN YEARS Song Finale Any Full Piano Score/parts* A tear jerker, written for a male and female soloist and full cast, the lyrics of which strike a note with all who are involved with Gang Shows. Lyrics may be changed for suitable occasions with prior permission (eg. GS anniversary or even Queen's Golden Jubilee.)

Ewan Murray

Ewan Murray

Mint Condition

Music

£5.00 per copy / £5.00

for hire of parts

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170 GOOD FRIENDS? Sketch Comedy Adult (M&F) Half Red Riding Hood, Cinderella, Pinocchio and Jack of Jack and the Beanstalk fame kick their heels at a Panto audition.

Tony Burns Tony Burns £2.00 per copy

171 GOOD QUEEN BESS

Sketch Comedy Scout Half Historical comedy sketch.

John R. Hughes

John R. Hughes

Donation for postage

172 GOODBYE! Song Comedy Front Cloth One singer attempts to sing this well-known song from 'White Horse Inn'. He never does get to sing it, as he is continually interrupted by a motley crew of Foreign Legionnaires, desperate to get in on the act!

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

173 GOODNESS GRACIOUS!

Sketch with Music

Comedy Cub Half Melody + Chords Wicked demons are conquered by the sole-surviving Fairy Queen and helpers. 4 songs plus dialogue.

Carol Marshall & Roger J.

Farrington

Carol Marshall

£4.00 per copy

175 GOODNIGHT Patter Song Finale Adult & Scout Front Cloth Piano Score John Kirby John Kirby None

176 GOODNIGHT Song Finale Adult & Scout Any Piano Score Reflective Finale song. Kennedy Thomson & Jim Reith

Tony Burns £3.00 incl. cassette

174 GOODNIGHT Song Finale All Cast Stage as Finale

Sheet Music Copy Finale type song with a prayer type final verse.

Neil Williams

Neil Williams

NW Music SAE for copy

177 GRANDAD‟S LOFT Dialogue/Songs Story Beavers/Cubs Full Suggested songs – generally available

Two boys searching loft find characters and items in loft come alive. (12 mins)

Graeme Cole

Graeme Cole

No charge by email.

SAE please by post

178 GREASE Sketch with Music

Comedy Adult (M&F) Half Our' version of 'Grease'. Music used from 'Grease' song album. Performed 1988.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

179 GREAT ESCAPE (THE)

Sketch Comedy Scout Full or Half John Kirby John Kirby None

180 GREEN (THE) Musical Play Comedy & Serious

Full Melody + Chords Villagers unite to save their Common from the developers. Full length musical play. 20 songs 3 acts.

Carol Marshall & Roger J.

Farrington

Carol Marshall

£10.00 per copy

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181 GREEN GROW THE RUSHES OH!

Sketch with Music

Comedy Adult & Scout/Guide

Age

One Third Traditional tune for 'Green Grow The

Rushes Oh!

Scouts around campfire surrounded by low bushes with old Scouter leading singing. Verses sung by Scouts/Guides popping up from bushes waving or wearing relevant props. Includes jolly hikers crossover. Gets funnier the more the props go wrong!

Dave Hermitage

Dave Hermitage (Margate

GS)

Require SAE for post but available

via email

182 GUIDE COMMISSIONERS

Sketch with Music

Comedy Adult & Scout Front Cloth Music & lyrics fit Ralph Reader's 'Great Outdoors'. 2 Guide Leaders discuss their jobs as Commissioners and are joined by young 'Girl' Guides. Performed 1977.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

183 GUNFIGHT AT THE OK CORRAL!

Sketch Comedy Cub Age Half Doc Holliday, the Clantons and the Twerps are ready for a showdown at the OK Corral. But a Baker and a Law Officer have different ideas, and show what really happened in history! Backcloth of a Western town street. Cowboy costumes.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

184 GUY FAWKES Sketch Comedy Scout Half John R. Hughes

John R. Hughes

Donation for postage

185 HAMLET - THE DOLEFUL DANE

Sketch Comedy Adult (M&F) Front Cloth or Half

Performed 1978.Strange goings-on in Ellsinore Castle.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

186 HAPPY DAYS AT BLACKPOOL

Song Comedy Adult & Scout Front Cloth Song with jokes. Family having a picnic on Blackpool beach. Good lead-in to full stage item of sea-side songs etc.,

Mike Willis Mike Willis Photocopy & postage

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187 HARD TO BEAR! Musical Sketch Comedy Comedy Team & Cubs

Front Cloth Goldilocks and Mummy and Daddy Bear have 'lost' Baby Bear. All are due to appear on stage with the Cubs in a Gang Show sketch, so he must be found, but he is literally hiding beneath their noses! The Cubs and Baby Bear end the sketch with a plaintive song. Cub uniform, three bear costumes and a Goldliocks costume required.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

188 HAREM SCAREM ARABS

Sketch with Music

Comedy Cub Full Piano Score Length of item 15-20 minutes.

Ron Meyer Ron Meyer Copying only

189 HARK TO THE GYPSY

Song Serious Adult & Scout Any Piano Score Mood-setting Romany song.

Tony Burns & Ken

Hossick

Tony Burns £3.00 incl. cassette

190 HASBEENS (THE) Sketch Comedy Adult (M&F) Front Cloth Costume - Scout uniform. Sketch for older Leaders who are about to be thrown out of the Gang Show! Performed 1987.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

191 HEADLINES Sketch Comedy Any Front Cloth And now across to the studio for a news update. From problems with London buses to Arnie‟s new film, our news team brings us the latest headlines. (Originally performed by Cubs and Brownies, but could be any age or mix.)

Martin Bray Martin Bray No charge by email.

SAE please by post

192 HEARTS ARE TRUMPS

Sketch with Music

Comedy Cub Full Piano Score Length of item 15-20 minutes.

Ron Meyer Ron Meyer Copying only

193 HEAVEN-SENT! Sketch Comedy Adult (M) Front Cloth/HS

Three characters meet up outside the „Pearly Gates‟, awaiting admittance.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£2.00 for script

194 HELLO Song Opening Adult & Scout Full Piano Score Malcolm A. Lycett

Malcolm A. Lycett

£2.00 per copy

195 HELLO SAILOR Sketch with Music

Comedy Cub Full John Kirby John Kirby None

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196 HELLO STYLE Song Comedy Scout Front Cloth Piano Score Malcolm A. Lycett

Malcolm A. Lycett

£2.00 per copy

197 HEN NIGHT! Sketch Comedy Adult (M) Drag

Front Cloth/HS

Three „Ladies of a certain age‟ get set for a Hen Night out on the town!

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£2.00 per copy

198 HERE IN DINGLE DELL!

Song Pantomime Opener

Any Any Piano Score Pantomime scene-setting song for chorus

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

199 HERE'S TO SHOWTIME

Song Finale Any Half / Front Cloth

Piano Score & Tape

Slow Finale song idea to start item. Includes Counter Melody.

Woolwich Gang Show

Matthew Butterfield

Woolwich District Scout

Council

£2.00 per copy

200 HERRING Song & Mime Serious Adult & Scout Full Piano Score Opportunity to tackle a serious subject combining part singing, mime and dance in a depiction of a 19th century fishing tragedy.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

201 HI - JACK! ( A TALE OF AMPLE REWARD )

Sketch Comedy Adult (M&F) Half Dastardly goings-on at the Black Boar tavern. A case of mistaken identity, unrequited love and swashbuckling highwaymen.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£2.00 per copy

202 HIGGINS LEARNS A TRADE

Sketch Comedy Adult (M) Half Cast of three on a bench-type sketch.

Colin F. Charlick

Colin F. Charlick

Performance fee

203 HOLD THE MOMENT

Song Serious Adult & Scout Full Piano Score Written as a tribute song for 21st birthday of Venture Scouts but can be used in many other situations including Show Finale.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

204 HOME Song Serious Adult & Young

Any Piano Score Nostalgic song suitable for a variety of occasions.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

205 HOME FOR A GNOME

Song Comedy Any Any Music – Home On The Range

Part of a comedy item of the little mystical people of the woods. See also PIXIE-LAND.

Mark Bendell & Michelle Young

MarkBendell

Available SAE/email

206 HONOUR OF THE REGIMENT

Sketch Comedy Adult (M) Half The Officers Mess in Victorian times.

John R. Hughes

John R. Hughes

Donation for postage

207 HOORAY HENRYS Patter Song Comedy Scout Front Cloth Piano Score Line up number of 'Upper Class Twits' in the best Bertie Wooster tradition!

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

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208 HOUSES OF BAKER STREET

Sketch with Music

Comedy Scout & Cub Half Insert own music. Cockney London and Sherlock Holmes looking for Jack the Stripper. Performed 1984.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

209 HOW THE WEST WAS FUN!

Sketch with Music

Comedy Adult & Scout Half Insert own music as required. All the fun in a Western saloon - until gold is discovered! Performed 1981.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

210 HUMPTY DUMPTY Sketch with Music

Comedy Cub Full Piano Score John Kirby John Kirby None

211 HYMN FOR THE FUTURE

Song Serious Adult & Scout Full Piano Score Serious hymn for full company.

John R. Hughes &

Frank Smith

John R. Hughes

Donation for copying & postage

212 I AM LOVE Song Serious Adult Any Piano Score Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

213 I AM TOMORROW Song Serious Adult & Scout Any Piano Score Serious song, which can be the vehicle for a variety of staging possibilities.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

214 I DON'T LIKE Monologue Comedy Adult & Scout Front Cloth John Kirby John Kirby None

215 I FEEL A SONG COMING ON

Song Serious Adult Any Piano Score Ballad-type solo song as a Front of Cloth filler or as an introduction into a general musical theme number.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

216 I LIKE CUBS Monologue Comedy & Serious

Cub Front Cloth Small Cub. Ken Wright Ken Wright £2.00 per copy

217 I LOVE MARCHING Song Comedy Cub/Scout Age

Any Piano Score Short Front of Tabs filler or insert into a Toys or Services Production number.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

218 I PROMISE... Song Serious Scout Front Cloth Piano Score Front tabs initially. Eventually whole uniformed cast and music & audience + printed/OHP words. Background music - the Scout Hymn.

R. J. Wilcox R. J. Wilcox £1.00 per copy

219 I SEE A STAR Song Serious Scout Full Piano Score Malcolm A. Lycett

Malcolm A. Lycett

£2.00 per copy

220 I SEE THE FUTURE Song Serious Adult (F) Front Cloth Piano Score Dramatic solo for a witch.

John R. Hughes &

Frank Smith

John R. Hughes

Donation for copying & postage

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221 I WANNA RATTLE! Song Insert Any Any Piano Score Rock „n‟ Roll song for a line-up of Skeletons. Could be part of a UV item.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

222 I WISH I KNEW… Song Serious Adult (M or F) Any Piano Score Sentimental love song for either a male or female soloist. Possible insert into a 'Love Theme' item.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

223 IF YOU BELIEVE Song Finale Any Full Piano Score/parts* Written for a male and female soloist, a mixed group (say 16) and full cast. Builds up from a quiet solo to a rousing ending, from piano to full orchestra, from a cappella to full cast with "gospel-esque" clapping. Use as very last song of show.

Ewan Murray/Chri

s Pettitt

Ewan Murray

£5.00 per copy / £5.00

for hire of parts

224 I'LL BE SIOUXING YOU

Sketch with Music

Comedy Scout & Cub Half Set in Red Indian camp, this tells the story of Golden Arrow contest among Chiefs and local Sheriff - with disastrous results. Insert own music. Performed 1976.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

225 IN AT THE DEEP END!

Sketch Comedy Adult (M) Front Cloth Three men go along to the new Sports & Leisure Centre to go swimming, but a painter has other ideas! Backcloth and special signpost required.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

226 IN MY DREAMS Sketch with Music

Serious Adult & Scout Full Piano Score Script required. John Kirby John Kirby None

227 IN THE EYES OF A CHILD

Song Serious Adult Any Piano Score Serious solo, group or cast song for inclusion in any production number which centres on aspects of childhood.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

228 IN THE PARK Sketch Comedy Adult & Scout Full or Half Couple on a date are constantly bothered by people wanting money. The junior parts can be rehearsed as separate units and be played by Scouts / Cubs.

Colin F. Charlick

Colin F. Charlick

Performance fee

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229 IN THE REAL WORLD

Song Serious Any Any Piano Score Resolution or Finale song for a Pantomime or similar

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

230 IN THE STALLS Song Comedy Scout Full Piano Score Malcolm A. Lycett

Malcolm A. Lycett

£2.00 per copy

231 INTERRUPTION Sketch / Mime Open 2nd Half Adult & Scout Front Cloth or Half

The show is interrupted by a Trading Standards Officer after some of the boys have advertised stars in the show. They try to prove celebrities are taking part.

Colin F. Charlick

Colin F. Charlick

Performance fee

232 IT'S A GREAT GAME!

Song Sporting Adult & Scout Full Piano Score A three-verse rousing football song to give you the 'feel-good' factor, however badly your team has performed!

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

233 IT'S A GREAT NIGHT TO BE

HERE

Song Opening Adult & Scout Full Piano Score Bouncy Opening song. Ken Wright Ken Wright £3.00 per copy

234 IT'S A KIND OF MAGIC

Sketch Comedy Any Half Tommy Cooper - type magic sketch.

Woolwich Gang Show

Matthew Butterfield

Woolwich District Scout

Council

£2.00 per copy

235 IT'S A LIE Patter Song Comedy Any Front Cloth Piano Score John Kirby John Kirby None

236 IT'S A LOVELY DAY IN MY HEART!

Song Weather Adult & Scout Any Piano Score Jaunty song extolling the benefits of a shower of rain. Suitable on its own, or as part of a 'Weather Theme' item.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

237 IT'S ALL A LOAD OF BOWLS!

Sketch Comedy Adult (M) young or

Scout 15+

Front Cloth Tongue -in -cheek history of the game of bowls with Sir Walter Raleigh. Cast of four.

John Miles John Miles None

238 IT'S BEEN GREAT Song Finale Adult & Scout Front Cloth Piano Score Written as a pre-finale item prior to the main finale.

John R. Hughes &

Frank Smith

John R. Hughes

Donation for copying & postage

239 IT'S BEEN TERRIFIC

Musical Play Comedy & Serious

Adult & Scout Full Piano Score Full-length musical play. Ron Meyer Ron Meyer Copying only

240 IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME ONCE MORE

Carol Seasonal Adult & Scout Any Piano Score Christmas Carol-type song with counter chorus.

Tony Burns Tony Burns Woolwich District Scout

Council

£3.00 incl. cassette

241 IT'S EASTER Song Serious Adult & Scout Full Piano Score Malcolm A. Lycett

Malcolm A. Lycett

£2.00 per copy

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242 IT'S GONNA BE A WONDERFUL DAY!

Song Opening Adult & Scout Full Piano Score Black and white costumed number where the pessimists end up joining the optimists. Includes an 'Umbrella Waltz'.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

243 IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU

Song Opening Full Melody + Chords Carol Marshall & Roger J.

Farrington

Carol Marshall

£2.00 per copy

244 IT'S JUST THE START

Song Opening Adult & Scout Full Piano Score Malcolm A. Lycett

Malcolm A. Lycett

£2.00 per copy

245 IT'S NO LAUGHING MATTER!

Sketch Comedy Cubs Songs easily available

James Bond, Premium Bond, Brooke Bond and Pipe Bond join forces to thwart the plans of evil Professor Walter Nutcase and the New York Mafia. Who willl succeed in owning the deadly Laughing Bomb? New York backcloth required.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

246 IT'S PARTY TIME Song Opening Adult & Scout Full Piano Score A Jive - type opener. John R. Hughes &

Frank Smith

John R. Hughes

Donation for copying & postage

247 IT'S THE MELODIES

Song Opening / Finale Adult & Scout Melody + Chords The ingredients of a hit musical show.

Carol Marshall & Roger J.

Farrington

Carol Marshall

£2.00 per copy

248 IT'S TIME TO SAY GOODBYE

Song Finale Any Any Piano Score Finale number. Ken Wright Ken Wright £3.00 per copy

249 JACK AND THE BEAN STALK

Sketch Comedy Adult (M&F) Full Pantomime-type sketch with a variation on the theme.

Woolwich Gang Show

Matthew Butterfield

Woolwich District Scout

Council

£2.00 per copy

250 JACK INTO SPACE Sketch with Music

Comedy Cub Full 8 minute mini-pantomime for approx 50 Cubs and Brownies.

John R. Hughes

John R. Hughes

Donation for copying & postage

251 JACK'S BEANSTALK IN

THE MILLENIUM

Mini - Panto Fantasy Cub/Brownie Full Jack and the Beanstalk panto into space in the 21st century. 'Another Planet' fantasy.

John R. Hughes

John R. Hughes

Donation for copying & postage

252 JAMBOREE SHOW Song Serious Piano Score Same tune as "Jubilee Show" by same authors.

Roger C. Kirk & H. A.

Porter

Roger C. Kirk

50p per copy

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253 JANUARY S(AILS)! Sketch Comedy Adult (M) Front Cloth Drag item. A group of assorted characters queue up at night outside a store for the opening of its January Sale. (Played by male adults). Performed 1980.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

254 JEWEL IN MY HEART

Song Serious Principal Boy Any Piano Score Solo song suitable for any occasion when the Principal Boy is in peril!

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

255 JILTED Monologue Comedy Adult (F) Front Cloth A slightly seedy bride has been left at the altar.

Colin F. Charlick

Colin F. Charlick

Performance fee

256 JOEY GOES TO SEA

Monologue Comedy Cub Full No ( see notes ) Sea Scout goes to sea to try to sail around the world in 80 days - He only gets 11 miles! Own music can be chosen.

Wendy Cummins

Wendy Cummins

£1.00 per copy

257 JOGGING FEVER Song Comedy Scout Full Piano Score Malcolm A. Lycett

Malcolm A. Lycett

£2.00 per copy

258 JOIN THE CIRCUS TODAY!

Song Fantasy Adult & Scout Full Piano Score Up-tempo 3 verse opener to a 'Circus Theme' number.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

259 JOKER OF THE CUB SCOUT PACK

Patter Song Comedy Adult (M&F) & Young

Front Cloth Piano Score & Tape

He's always up to no good. Stories of mischief.

Woolwich Gang Show

Matthew Butterfield

Woolwich District Scout

Council

£2.00 per copy

260 JOLLY ROGER (THE)

Sketch with Music

Comedy Cub Full Piano Score Length of item 15-20 minutes.

Ron Meyer Ron Meyer Copying only

261 JUBILEE SHOW Song Serious Piano Score Same tune as 'Jamboree Show' by same authors.

Roger C. Kirk & H. A.

Porter

Roger C. Kirk

50p per copy

262 JUNGLE JINKS Sketch Comedy 3 Adult Males Half Three British explorers, Smithers, Junior and Jungle Jim „chill out‟ in the jungle.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£2.00 per copy

263 JUNGLE JUICE Sketch with Music

Comedy / Farce Adult (M&F) Full Common Song Way down deep in the jungle, some explorers discover a convenience store run by Tarzan.

Woolwich Gang Show

Matthew Butterfield

Woolwich District Scout

Council

£2.00 per copy

264 JUST IN CASE! Sketch Comedy Adult Front Cloth & Aud.

Item 2 position sketch for a couple of members of cast who have arrived late, and are blissfully ignorant the show has started.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£2.00 per copy

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265 JUST ONE PERSON

Song Serious Adult & Scout Full Piano Score Solo voice develops to whole company singing, as glimmer from one candle (torch) builds to sea of light. Great visual theatre!

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

266 JUSTICE WILL BE DONE

Sketch Comedy Adult & Scout Half No performance fee. Two judges are charged with the same offence and have to try each other.

Colin F. Charlick

Colin F. Charlick

267 KEEP FIT Sketch with Music

Comedy Adult (M) Front Cloth Piano Score Drag item. John Kirby John Kirby None

268 KEEPING THE FLAME ALIVE

Song Finale Adult (M&F) / Young / Any

Full / Half / Front Cloth

Piano Score & Tape

Finale song on the theme of keeping Ralph's Gang Show tradition alive. Includes Counter Melody.

Woolwich Gang Show

Matthew Butterfield

Woolwich District Scout

Council

£2.00 per copy

269 KID COMES TO TOWN (THE)

Sketch Comedy Adult & Scout Full Western sketch. The day "the kid comes to town". (Possibly with drag).

Colin F. Charlick

Colin F. Charlick

Performance fee

270 KIDS Song Comedy Cub Front Cloth Piano Score Naughty little boys admonished first by schoolteacher then Mothers and Fathers.

Mike Willis Mike Willis Copying & postage

271 KIND OF GOT THAT FEELING AGAIN

Song Serious Scout Front Cloth Piano Score Malcolm A. Lycett

Malcolm A. Lycett

£2.00 per copy

272 KING ARTHUR AND HIS ROUND TABLE

Sketch Historical / Farce Scout / Guide Half King Arthur needs a new table, and is having trouble with his knights too!

Woolwich Gang Show

Matthew Butterfield

Woolwich District Scout

Council

£2.00 per copy

273 KING WENCESLAS REVISITED

Patter Song Comedy Any Front Cloth Sung (or spoken) to the tune of 'Good King Wenceslas'. A modern king visits the 'poor man'.

John R. Hughes

John R. Hughes

Donation for copying & postage

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274 LADIES CHORAL SOCIETY

Sketch with Music

Comedy Adult (M) Front Cloth All tunes used are well known hymns

A good number for the old males of the cast dressed in women‟s clothing befitting a choral society. Choirmaster conducts throughout. Original lyrics tell the scandals of the choristers with the last verse ending with the choir winning the lottery, with a twist in the tail!

Dave Hermitage

Dave Hermitage (Margate

GS)

Require SAE for post but available

via email

275 LATE KNIGHT SHOW

Sketch Comedy Scout Front Cloth Written for 5 girls but could be adapted by the author for boys.

John R. Hughes

John R. Hughes

Donation for postage

276 LATECOMERS Patter Song Comedy Adult or Scout / Guide

Front Cloth Piano Score Item 2 slot for half a dozen members of cast explaining somewhat unconvincingly why they missed 'The Opening'. Can be „localised‟ to your own surroundings with prior agreement/input of the author.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

277 LEGEND OF THE WAXWORKS

Sketch with Music

Comedy Cub Full Piano Score Length of item 15-20 minutes.

Ron Meyer Ron Meyer Copying only

278 LET'S GO SWIMMIN'

Patter Song Comedy Scout Full Piano Score Old-fashioned 'Dandies' with hooped bathing costumes, boaters and the ability to 'pose are required.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

279 LIBERATION AND EQUALITY

Sketch with Music

Comedy Scout / Cub Half Melody + Chords Downtrodden Mums insist on role-reversal with chauvinist Dads culminating in amicable co-operation. 3 songs + dialogue.

Carol Marshall & Roger J.

Farrington

Carol Marshall

£4.00 per copy

280 LIFEBOAT (THE) Song Serious Adult Full Available A tribute to the R.N.L.I. Colin F. Charlick

Colin F. Charlick

Performance fee

281 LIFE-LONG FRIEND Song Serious Adult & Scout Any Piano Score Modern religious/evangelical number.

Theo Smith Jaquie Brown

None

282 LIKE A CANARY Sketch Comedy Adult (M) Front Cloth Two 'Prohibition Era' hoods catch up on the street talk in 1920's New York.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£2.00 per copy

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283 LIKE A ROCK Song Duet Comedy Adult (M&F) Any Piano Score A 'spoof' Rock 'n Roll ballad which can be used as a filler, or as an introduction to a '50's number.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

284 LITTLE CHIEFS Patter Song Comedy Scout & Cub Front Cloth or Half

Piano Score This is a Red Indian item song.

Peter McElhinney

Peter McElhinney

£1.00 per copy

285 LITTLE JIMMY JENKINS AND HIS

SUPER SPACE SHIP

Song Fantasy Beavers/ Cubs

Front Cloth Piano Score Simple four verse song about little Jimmy Jenkins and his daydreams.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

286 LITTLE LADIES Patter Song Comedy Adult (F) / Guide

Front Cloth Piano Score A demure, plaintive piece which develops into a determined challenge to any male standing in the way of the 'Little Ladies!'

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

287 LITTLE THINGS Sketch Comedy Adult (M&F) Front Cloth Adult 'school girl' meet a plain-clothes policeman in the park.

Colin F. Charlick

Colin F. Charlick

Performance fee

288 LOOKING FORWARD

Song Finale Full Melody + Chords Carol Marshall & Roger J.

Farrington

Carol Marshall

£2.00 per copy

289 LOST IN HOLLYWOOD

Sketch Comedy Adult & Scout Half Local lad stumbles upon the Hollywood Superhero Exchange, and encounters well known Superheros.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£2.00 per copy

290 LUCKY CHARMS Song Serious Adult & Scout Full Piano Score Malcolm A. Lycett

Malcolm A. Lycett

£2.00 per copy

291 MACMINTS Sketch with Music

Comedy Cub Half Melody + Chords Two fierce Scottish clans clash in battle. The sons of the chiefs bring about reconciliation. 3 songs + dialogue.

Carol Marshall & Roger J.

Farrington

Carol Marshall

£4.00 per copy

292 MAD SCIENTISTS Patter Item Comedy Adult Front Cloth Piano Score White coated Frankenstein boffins. Includes parody 'Start All Over Again', an original audience participation song and dialogue.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

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293 MAGIC RING Sketch Comedy Adult (M&F) Front Cloth n/a Requires three adults. Old man finds a magic ring and is granted a wish to make his wife better looking. The results are not what the genie intended, but the old man is delighted. This is an easy 3 minute filler.

Dave Hermitage

Dave Hermitage (Margate

GS)

Require SAE for post but available

via email

294 MAID OF ORLEANS Sketch with Music

Serious Adult & Scout Full Piano Score Length of item - approx 20 minutes. Story of Joan of Arc.

Ron Meyer Ron Meyer Copying only

295 MAIN STREET Song & Movement

Adult & Scout Full Piano Score Up-tempo song depicts a day in the life of Main Street, Anytown, Anywhere, as seen through the eyes of various local groups.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

296 MAKE THE CHANGE

Song Gospel Adult & Scout Full Piano Score Up-tempo Revivalist song to get the feet and the tambourines tapping. Includes a counter chorus.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

297 MANNERS MAKETH NO MAN!

Sketch Comedy Adult (M&F) Front Cloth Costume - Present day. A comedy of errors. Performed 1969/1986.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

298 MARATHON MAN(IAC)!

Sketch Comedy Adult (M) Front Cloth A runner in the London Marathon mistakes an ordinary chap on a Thames-side bench for an official drinks station.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£2.00 per copy

299 MARY'S REVENGE Sketch Comedy Scout Half Mary Queen of Scots comedy.

John R. Hughes

John R. Hughes

Donation for postage

300 ME AND MY IMAGINATION

Song Serious Adult (M&F) & Young

Full Piano Score Dad and lad are fishing. The song is about dad's ambitions as a boy. Scenes appear behind screen, adding counter-melodies to chorus.

Peter McElhinney

Peter McElhinney

£1.00 per copy

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301 ME TARZAN! Sketch Comedy 3 Male . 1 Male (D) 2

Ape characters

Front Cloth Deep in the African jungle there is discontent! There are two Tarzans, each insisting to the other that he is the true Tarzan! Enter one effeminate Big Game Hunter looking for Jane! When Jane finally arrives on the scene, the problem is solved! Jungle backcloth required.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

302 MEANWHILE BACK IN THE WOODS

Sketch Comedy Cub Full Cub item with any number in cast. Depends on having look-alike brothers available.

Colin F. Charlick

Colin F. Charlick

Performance fee

303 MELODRAMA Sketch Comedy Scout (Drag) Full All-male cast includes Mary the heroine who is being thrown out of her cottage by 'Sir Jasper'. Her problems are increased by mistakes made by stage crew.

Colin F. Charlick

Colin F. Charlick

Performance fee

304 MEMORIES Song Serious Adult (M) & Scout

Half Piano Score Serious reminiscence song sung by male adult and two/three boys. Could be vehicle for gauze tableau.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

305 MEMORIES Song Opening / Finale Adult / Scout Melody + Chords A tribute to friends who are no longer with us.

Carol Marshall & Roger J.

Farrington

Carol Marshall

£2.00 per copy

306 MEN OF THE R.N.L.I.

Song Serious Adult & Scout Full Piano Score Performed in 1975.Tribute number to the R.N.L.I. As the number progresses, it ends up with the great sea hymn - "Eternal Father Strong to Save".

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

307 MEN OF THE R.N.L.I.

Song Serious Adult & Scout Tribute to the RNLI. Theo Smith Jaquie Brown

None

308 METER MAIDS Patter Song Comedy Adult (M) Drag

Front Cloth Piano Score Lady' Traffic Wardens. Includes parody song 'You Naughty Motorist You', an original audience participation song and dialogue.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

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309 MILLENNIUM CHIMES

Song Finale Any Full Piano Score & Tape

Classic Finale tune with Counter melody.

Woolwich Gang Show

Matthew Butterfield

Woolwich District Scout

Council

£2.00 per copy

310 MODERN HIKERS Sketch Comedy Adult & Scout/Guide

age

Half n/a A story of Scouts hiking, trying to navigate using modern technology. They meet a country bumpkin and ask for help. Costumes etc. as per script.

Dave Pretty Dave Pretty Large stamped

addressed envelope

311 MONK(EY) BUSINESS

Sketch with Music

Comedy Adult (M) Front Cloth Comedy line-up of monks. Music required - own choice. Performed 1982.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

312 MONKEY BUSINESS

Song Comedy Adult (M) Front Cloth Piano Score Malcolm A. Lycett

Malcolm A. Lycett

£2.00 per copy

313 MONOLOGUE Sketch Comedy Adult (M) Front Cloth Ron Meyer Ron Meyer Copying only

314 MOTHER Patter Song Comedy Adult & Scout Front Cloth Piano Score John Kirby John Kirby None

315 MOTHER'S LITTLE DARLINGS

Song Comedy Adult, Scout & Guide

Front Cloth Piano Score Adults with their child horrors.

John R. Hughes &

Marie Tough

John R. Hughes

Donation for copying & postage

316 MOVIE THEME Song Historical Adult & Scout Front Cloth Piano Score Up-tempo song by cinema ushers/usherettes on the stage apron and out in the aisles to introduce a 'Silent Movie' number.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

317 MOVING Sketch with Music

Comedy Cub Half Melody + Chords Cavemen and women find that brains can beat brawn. 2 songs plus dialogue.

Carol Marshall & Roger J.

Farrington

Carol Marshall

£4.00 per copy

318 MR. SNOWMAN Song & Dance Serious Adult & Scout Full Piano Score Peter McElhinney

Peter McElhinney

£1.00 per copy

319 MURDER AT THE GRANGE

Sketch Comedy Adult (M&F) Any David Carlton

Ken Wright £3.00 per copy

320 MURDER, MYSTERY & SUSPENSE

Sketch Comedy Scout / Guide Front Cloth What have the Scouts found, and where did it come from?

Woolwich Gang Show

Matthew Butterfield

Woolwich District Scout

Council

£2.00 per copy

321 MY BROTHER Song Comedy Scout Front Cloth Piano Score Malcolm A. Lycett

Malcolm A. Lycett

£2.00 per copy

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322 MY DAD'S THE GREATEST

Patter Song Comedy Scout Front Cloth Woolwich Gang Show

Matthew Butterfield

Woolwich District Scout

Council

£2.00 per copy

323 MY GANG Song Serious/Poss. Finale

Adult & Scout Full Piano Score Two verse song featuring young soloist joined during the number by his/her 'Whole Gang'. Can refer to the 'Gang Show' gang, or the wider 'Fellowship of Scouting'. Suitable for Finale piece or as part of a 'Scout Theme' item.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

324 MY RED SCARF Song Finale Adult & Scout Front Cloth Piano Score Malcolm A. Lycett

Malcolm A. Lycett

£2.00 per copy

325 MY SISTER Monologue Comedy Scout Front Cloth John Kirby John Kirby None

326 N.F.L. (THE) Song Sporting Adult & Scout Full Piano Score Up-tempo American football chorus number complete with stadium vendor calls. Get those shoulder pads looked out!

Tony Burns & Ken

Hossick

Tony Burns £3.00 incl. cassette

327 NAPOLEON AND JOSEPHINE

Sketch Comedy Scout Full Historical sketch. Jim Foote Drew Elliot

328 NAPPY DAYS! Sketch Comedy Scouts and Nanny (M or

F)

Front Cloth Strange goings-on and baby talk in a nursery full of young 'babies'. Nursery backcloth. Costumes are large nappies and bonnets for the Babes and nurse's uniform for the Nanny.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

329 NEIGHBOURS! Sketch Comedy Males (D) Front Cloth A group of 'wifies' are gossiping in the street about life going on around them. Masie is anxiously looking up and down the street for the Postman. Why? The ladies soon find out! Backcloth with street scene.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

330 NELLIE'S WELLIES Monologue Comedy Adult (M) Front Cloth Aunt Nellie leaves her wellies in her will.

John R. Hughes

John R. Hughes

Donation for postage

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331 NELSON'S FAREWELL

Sketch Comedy Adult (M) Front Cloth Tribute to the everlasting memory of Nelson. Cast of two.

Colin F. Charlick

Colin F. Charlick

Performance fee

332 NEVER AGAIN Sketch Finale Scout Front Cloth John Kirby John Kirby None

333 NEWS BLUES! Sketch Comedy Adult (M&F) Front Cloth Two television news readers and a weather man/girl form the cast of this spoof news bulletin.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£2.00 per copy

334 NICE TRY! Sketch Comedy Adult (M) Half Irving Berlin's imaginary first attempt at writing the world famous classic song 'White Christmas'.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£2.00 per copy

335 NIGHT AT THE CINEMA (A)

Sketch Comedy Adult (M&F) Front Cloth Performed 1979. A queue of assorted characters outside a cinema waiting for admittance.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

336 NIGHT PATROL Sketch Comedy Adult (M) Front Cloth Short comedy filler about an army patrol.

David Carlton

Ken Wright 3

337 NIGHTS OF KING ARTHUR

Sketch Comedy Scout Half John R. Hughes

John R. Hughes

Donation for postage

338 NIL POINTS... Sketch Comedy Adult or Scout Half Famous musical composers in 1840's Europe gather to assess a new writer for membership of the BBC (the Body of Brilliant Composers!)

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£2.00 per copy

339 NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS

Song Finale Adult & Scout Full Piano Score Malcolm A. Lycett

Malcolm A. Lycett

£2.00 per copy

340 NO ONE SHOULD BE LONELY AT

CHRISTMAS

Song Serious Scout Full Piano Score Malcolm A. Lycett

Malcolm A. Lycett

£2.00 per copy

341 NO TALENT Patter Song Comedy Adult or Scout / Guide

Front Cloth Piano Score Line-up of reluctant Gang Show recruits suddenly realise that they do have 'talent for the stage'.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

342 NO TICKET Filler Comedy Adult Front Cloth John Kirby John Kirby None

343 NOT MUCH ADO Rhyming Sketch

Comedy Cub Front Cloth Warm-up number spoken in rhyme, which pits the biggest cub against the smallest. Guess who comes out on top?

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£2.00 per copy

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344 NOT PREPARED Sketch Comedy Scout Half Covered table and chair, rope, guns, matches & flag. One 'Dictator' and 3/4 stooges of quasi-military appearance. No other props or scenery required.

R. J. Wilcox R. J. Wilcox Photocopy & postage

345 NOT QUITE RIGHT Sketch Comedy Scout Half There is an element of slapstick in this sketch.

Peter McElhinney

Peter McElhinney

£1.00 per copy

346 NOT WORTH A SHOUT!

Sketch Comedy Adult (M) Drag

Front Cloth Three middle aged 'women' are eagerly awaiting the appearance of their favourite pop singer at the stage door.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£2.00 per copy

347 NOTHING (IS) Song Serious Adult & Young

Full Piano Score Serious song suitable for inclusion in a war/famine/holocaust scenario.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

348 NOTHING TO DO Song Possible Insert Any Any Piano Score Strolling pace 'take it easy' type song

Kennedy Thomson & Jim Reith

Tony Burns £3.00 incl. cassette

349 NOW IS THE TIME Song Serious Any Any Piano Score Working together for a better world.

Ken Wright Ken Wright £3.00 per copy

350 NOWHERE Song Serious Adult Any Piano Score Reminiscence song looking back to the place of one‟s birth, suitable for a solo or group.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

351 NURSERY RHYMES UP TO

DATE

Monologue Comedy Any Front Cloth Six nursery rhymes with a comedy up-to-date base.

John R. Hughes

John R. Hughes

Donation for postage

352 OH BLOW! Sketch Comedy Adult Front Cloth or Half

Short sketch for two adults, one tuba and a chair. Character B, while not quite Mensa standard, is slightly more rational than A.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£2.00 per copy

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353 OH DEER, WHO NOSE!

Sketch Comedy Cub Age Half Insert own choice of songs

It is Christmas Eve and Jack Frost has stolen Rudolf the Reindeer's red nose! Fairy Starlight comes to the rescue to allow Santa and his Elves to get the presents delivered in time for Christmas day! Interior old-fashioned cottage backcloth. A large Christmas tree will also help create the festive scene.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

354 OI'LL BE SEEING YOU

Comedy Adult (M) Front Cloth Malcolm A. Lycett

Malcolm A. Lycett

£2.00 per copy

355 OLD FRED BEAR Song Comedy/ Nostalgic

Adult/Explorer age

Any Piano Score „Teddy Bear‟ solo, bemoaning the fact that it has been left forgotten in a cupboard for ages!

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

356 ON ME KNEE Song 344 Adult & Scout Front Cloth Piano Score Malcolm A. Lycett

Malcolm A. Lycett

£2.00 per copy

357 ON THE BENCH Sketch with Music

Comedy Adult (M&F) Half Available A traffic warden and policeman meet on an illicit date on a park bench.

Colin F. Charlick

Colin F. Charlick

Performance fee

358 ON THE GREAT BIG SILVER SCREEN!

Song Fantasy Adult & Scout Full Piano Score Up-tempo multi verse 'Hollywood Extravaganza' taking a fond look at the golden days of the 'Great Big Silver Screen'.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

359 ON THE SETTEE Sketch Comedy Adult (M&F) Half It's funny what you find down the back of the settee when you start to look!

Woolwich Gang Show

Matthew Butterfield

Woolwich District Scout

Council

£2.00 per copy

360 ONE OF THE GANG Patter Song Serious Scout Front Cloth Piano Score Malcolm A. Lycett

Malcolm A. Lycett

£2.00 per copy

361 OOH LA! OOH LA! Sketch with Music

Comedy Scout & Cub Half Insert own music if required. Sketch based on 'Allo, Allo'. Everyone is after the Madonna with the big rubies. Performed 1988.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

362 ORIENTAL GENTLEMAN

Patter Song Comedy Adult (M) Front Cloth Piano Score Peter McElhinney

Peter McElhinney

£1.00 per copy

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363 ORPHAN ANNIE Sketch with Music

Comedy Adult (M) Half Music required - 'Annie' vocal score. In this version, Annie is looking for her Mum and Dad and finds them!

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

364 OSTRICH KICK (THE)

Song & Dance Comedy Adult (M) Front Cloth Piano Score Malcolm A. Lycett

Malcolm A. Lycett

£2.00 per copy

365 OUR BIRDS Sketch Comedy Scout Front Cloth No 3 of a Kind type item. Peter Denton

Peter Denton

£1.50 per copy

366 OUR FIRST YEAR Sketch Comedy Scout / Guide Front Cloth Sketch written to compliment Ralph Reader's song of the same title.

Woolwich Gang Show

Matthew Butterfield

Woolwich District Scout

Council

£2.00 per copy

367 OUR FRIENDSHIPS SHALL REMAIN

Song Finale Adult & Scout Full Piano Score Evocative three verse full cast Finale song, which can feature several young soloists.

Tony Burns Tony Burns £3.00 incl. Cassette

368 OUR NIGHT OF NIGHTS

Song Finale Cub Front Cloth Piano Score Bright Finale introduction song for the youngsters expressing in several different ways what a great time they have had.

Tony Burns Tony Burns £3.00 incl. cassette

369 OUR NUMBER ONE SHOW

Song Finale Any Front Cloth Piano Score & Tape

Ideal first song in the Finale.

Woolwich Gang Show

Matthew Butterfield

Woolwich District Scout

Council

£2.00 per copy

370 OUR TEAM Patter Song Comedy Scout Front Cloth Piano Score Tit for Tat rival football supporters song where everyone ends up friends.

Tony Burns & Ken

Hossick

Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

371 OVER THE RAINBOW

Sketch with Music

Comedy Cub Full A 7 minute mini-pantomime for approx. 50 Cubs and Brownies.

John R. Hughes

John R. Hughes

Donation for copying & postage

372 PACK HOLIDAY Sketch with Music

Comedy Adult (M&F) Full A Stephen Foster based item with revised words to songs.

John R. Hughes

John R. Hughes

Donation for copying & postage

373 PACKAGE HOLIDAY

Sketch Comedy Adult (M&F) Front Cloth Four ladies seek a package holiday after a bingo win.

John R. Hughes

John R. Hughes

Donation for postage

374 PANTOMIME DAMES

Songs & Dialogue

Comedy Adult males (Drag)

Front Cloth Piano Score A line-up of half a dozen assorted Pantomime Dames. Includes 2 original songs (one for audience participation) and linking dialogue.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

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375 PARALLEL LINES Song Serious Adult/ Explorer Age

Any Piano Score Serious song continuing the theme of bullying/domestic violence dealt with in YOU DON‟T KNOW (see elsewhere on list) but bringing some resolution.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

376 PARTY'S OVER (THE)

Song Finale Adult & Scout Any Piano Score John Kirby John Kirby None

377 PATROL Sketch Comedy Scout Front Cloth For six juniors plus one adult.

John R. Hughes

John R. Hughes

Donation for postage

378 PEACOCKS Patter Song(s) Comedy Adult Front Cloth Piano Score for Original Song

Motley line-up of ' past their sell by ' peacocks. Includes the parody song 'Brother, Look At Us Now!', an original audience participation song and linking dialogue.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. Cassette

379 PEEK IN ON PEKIN! (A)

Sketch with Music

Comedy Scout & Cub Half Set in China in the days of the Emperor. The Emperor's nightingale is missing... Performed 1981. Insert own music as required.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

380 PENGUIN SHUFFLE Patter Song Comedy Adult & Scout Front Cloth or Half

Piano Score Full body suits costume available.

Peter Denton &

John Burton

Peter Denton

£1.50 per copy

381 PEOPLE OF THE PANTOMIME

Patter Song Variety Mixed Age Half Piano Score Orchestrations

available to suit set up of orchestra.

For purchase only.

Setting : Pantoland. Costumes : Traditional Panto and Nursery Rhyme. Can be a very spectacular item. There are a surplus of verses to suit different characters, dependant on the cast you have available. The chorus link the verses. Has proved very popular both as a small or large item.

Harry Dougan

(Edinburgh Gang Show)

Gordon T. Blackburn

GTB Rights

Holders

£3.00 per item

382 PERFORATION SONG

Patter Song Comedy Adult & Scout Front Cloth Words Only Adaptation of the traditional 'Hole In my Bucket' song, where the respondent never uses one word where twenty will suffice!

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

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383 PERISHING PERISHER OF PERSIA! (THE)

Sketch with Music

Comedy Scout & Cub Half Insert own music as required. Performed 1978. The perishing perisher Mustapha Sneeze - outwits the robber band in true Ali Baba style.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

384 PETER PAN Sketch with Music

Comedy Adult & Scout Half Music used is Disney's "Peter Pan" song album. Costumes - elves, gnomes & pirates. Performed 1989.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

385 PIED PIPER Pantomime Comedy Adult & Scout Full Written for Scouts and Guides as a village hall show with a mixed-age cast of about 50. Approx. 2hr duration with interval. 2 main sets. Uses commercial songs.

John R. Hughes

John R. Hughes

Donation for copying & postage

386 PIED PIPER (THE) Sketch with Music

Comedy Cub Full Piano Score John Kirby John Kirby None

387 PIED PIPER OF HAMELIN (THE)

Sketch with Music

Comedy Cub Full Piano Score Length of item 15-20 minutes.

Ron Meyer Ron Meyer Copying only

388 PIGEON POST Sketch Comedy Adult Half Two racing pigeons take a break in France, and bump into one another on top of the Eiffel Tower.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£2.00 per copy

389 PIGEON TO(W)ED! Sketch Comedy Adult Half Two unkempt and bedraggled racing pigeons drop in on Nelson's Column in Trafalgar Square.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£2.00 per copy

390 PIRATE GOLD Sketch with Music

Comedy Cub Full Piano Score Length of item 15-20 minutes.

Ron Meyer Ron Meyer Copying only

391 PIXIE-LAND Song Comedy Any Any Music - Dixieland Part of a comedy item of the little mystical people of the woods. See also HOME FOR A GNOME.

Mark Bendell & Michelle Young

Mark Bendell

Available SAE/email

392 PLACE WHERE I WAS BORN

Song Geographical Adult & Scout Front Cloth Piano Score 3 soloists sing the praises of their locality. Suits any area. Opportunity to welcome visiting Groups or Gangs during chorus.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

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393 PLAYGROUND ROCK

Song Dance / Movement

Scout/ Explorer Age

Full Piano Score Feel-Good Rock „n‟ Roll-style number for the fitter members of cast!

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

394 PLEASE CAN YOU HELP US? (CUB SEARCH SONG)

Patter Song Comedy Cub Full Piano Score Cub number written as variation on "Ten Little Wolf Cubs".

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

395 POETS AND PEASANTS

Mime to Music Farce Adult (M&F) Full Orchestra sketch with many funny goings-on.

Woolwich Gang Show

Matthew Butterfield

Woolwich District Scout

Council

£2.00 per copy

396 PREHISTORIC SCOUTS

Patter Song Variety Scout/Guide Age

Front Cloth Piano Score, Orchestrations

available on application to suit

set up of orchestra. For purchase only.

Costumes : Stoneage type versions of old fashioned Scout uniforms with big hats.

Harry Dougan

(Edinburgh Gang Show)

Gordon T. Blackburn

GTB Rights

Holders

£3.00 per item

397 PRE-JUDGED! Sketch Comedy 2 Adult + walk on

Front Cloth Two „unfortunates‟ pass the time while awaiting the return of their respective juries.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£2.00 per copy

398 PRESENTATION Opera Comedy Adult & Scout Full Various popular classics. Troop meeting is set to music in attempt to bring yet another dimension to training. It is the night when ADC(S) makes a presentation.

Colin F. Charlick

Colin F. Charlick

Performance fee

399 PRIDE IN SCOUTING

Song Finale (Serious) Adult & Scout Full Piano Score Malcolm A. Lycett

Malcolm A. Lycett

£2.00 per copy

400 PRINCIPAL BOY (THE)

Song Comedy Adult & Scout Front Cloth Piano Score Part 1 - intro to pantomime (may be cut); Part 2 - line of Principal Boys with other panto characters.

Mike Willis Mike Willis Photocopy & postage

401 PRINCIPAL BOYS Patter Song Comedy Adult (M) Front Cloth Piano Score Parodies of 'It's A Fine Life' from Oliver, 'Give A Little Whistle' from Pinocchio and an original audience participation song plus linking dialogue.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

402 PROBLEM SOLVED Sketch with Music

Comedy Scout / Cub Half Melody + Chords Schoolboys solve their homework problems with the aid of microchips. 4 songs plus dialogue.

Carol Marshall & Roger J.

Farrington

Carol Marshall

£4.00 per copy

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403 PRUNES Monologue Comedy Scout Front Cloth 12 days of Christmas

Parts for "tinkers", "tailors" etc as a boy explains the fortune telling properties of prune stones.

Colin F. Charlick

Colin F. Charlick

Performance fee

404 PUNCHLINE Sketch Comedy Scout Front Cloth Piano Score Malcolm A. Lycett

Malcolm A. Lycett

£2.00 per copy

405 QUEST OF THE EAGLES

Musical play Comedy Adult & Scout Full Piano Score Full length musical play. Ron Meyer Ron Meyer Copying only

406 RACE DAY Sketch Comedy Adult & Scout Half Scouters in search of funds make a book on the scout sports.

Colin F. Charlick

Colin F. Charlick

Performance fee

407 RAIDERS OF THE LOST CHART!

Sketch with Music

Comedy Scout & Cub Half Insert own music into sketch. The British against the Germans in Egypt in 1941. Performed 1987.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

408 RAISE THAT CURTAIN!

Song Opening Adult Any Piano Score Up-tempo three verse Opening number with waltz time dance & movement interlude.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. Cassette

409 READY, TEDDY, GO!

Sketch Comedy Adult (M) Front Cloth Two Teddy Boys pass the time while waiting for their 'dates' in 'pre-Beatles' Britain.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£2.00 per copy

410 RECOGNITION Filler Comedy Adult Front Cloth John Kirby John Kirby None

411 RED HOT CINDERS Sketch Comedy Adult & Scout Half John Kirby John Kirby

412 RED RIDING HOOD Sketch with Music

Fantasy Adult (M&F) Full Red Riding Hood is lost in the wood, but her friends are there to help. (Performed in rhyme).

Woolwich Gang Show

Matthew Butterfield

Woolwich District Scout

Council

£2.00 per copy

413 RED RIDING HOOD 2000

Sketch with Music

Comedy Adult (M&F) Two Thirds All music in this mini panto well known tunes

Unofficial title "Red Riding Hood Meets Star Trek". 10 minute tongue in cheek mini panto in rhyming couplets. Adults play main parts with Cubs/Brownies as 'motley singing crew'. Red Riding Hood is rescued by Capt. Kirk, Spock and Uhuru. Main scene forest backdrop with seat and Granny's cottage.

Dave Hermitage

Dave Hermitage (Margate

GS)

Require SAE for post but available

via email

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414 REHEARSAL Sketch Comedy Scout Front Cloth Sketch for 5 girls. John R. Hughes

John R. Hughes

Donation for postage

415 REPRESENTING THE GUIDES

Sketch Comedy Scout/Guide Front Cloth Four Guides in a village parade hope to meet the Scouts.

John R. Hughes

John R. Hughes

Donation for postage

416 REST IN PEACE! Sketch Comedy Adult (M&F) Half Man pretending to be ill finds he never does get peace and quiet, as an assortment of characters interrupts his tranquillity.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

417 RHYTHM Song Serious Scout Full Piano Score Malcolm A. Lycett

Malcolm A. Lycett

£2.00 per copy

418 RHYTHM OF THE RAIN

Song Possible Insert Adult & Scout Any Piano Score Cheery song about the rain. Possible insert into a general 'Weather' production number.

Kennedy Thomson & Jim Reith

Tony Burns £3.00 incl. cassette

419 RIGHT HERE! Song & Mime Fantasy Adult & Scout Full or Half Piano Score Up-tempo action with cast singing and miming musical instruments, as they 'Toot-A-Root' and Tum-Ti-Tum' Right Here!

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

420 RING (THE) Sketch Comedy Cub Full Involves the finding of a magic ring and a trip to Fairyland for the wedding of the Painted Doll.

Colin F. Charlick

Colin F. Charlick

Performance fee

421 ROBIN HOOD Sketch Comedy Adult Full A shooting match between Robin and the Sheriff of Nottingham for the hand of Maid Marion is the high spot of the sketch.

Colin F. Charlick

Colin F. Charlick

Performance fee

422 ROBIN HOOD Sketch with Music

Comedy Cub Full Piano Score John Kirby John Kirby

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423 ROBIN HOOD THE PANTO

Sketch with Music

Comedy Adult (M&F) Half All traditional readily available

tunes

The traditional story of Robin Hood v Sheriff of Nottingham with more laughs played on a simple forest backdrop with log seat and throne. Optional audience participation 'sing song‟. Requires OTT "actors". Includes all the usual characters and Baron Hardupp. Running time approx. 12 minutes.

Dave Hermitage

Dave Hermitage (Margate

GS)

Require SAE for post but available

via email

424 RODEO! Song Geographical Adult & Scout Full Piano Score Wide Screen' song, filling the stage with cowpokes, ranchers, Indians' good time girls and anybody else from the 'Good Ol' West'.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

425 ROMEO AND JULIETTE

Sketch Comedy Scout/Guide Age

One Third Used as a lead into the song „Brush Up Your Shakespeare‟ from Kiss Me Kate. Scenery is kept simple. Low wall for Romeo to climb over, tearing his tights en route, and a low balcony which Juliette can stand behind on a box!

Dave Hermitage

Dave Hermitage

Only SAE for postal

but available via email

426 RUMOURS Patter Song Comedy Scout Front Cloth Piano Score John Kirby John Kirby None

427 RUN FOR IT! Sketch Comedy Adult (M&F) Front Cloth A sketch about a running team with an idea to push a piano around the London Marathon.

Woolwich Gang Show

Matthew Butterfield

Woolwich District Scout

Council

£2.00 per copy

428 RUN LIKE HELL! Patter Song Comedy Cub Half Melody + Chords Chant and chorus of Cubs on Pack night.

Carol Marshall & Roger J.

Farrington

Carol Marshall

£2.00 per copy

429 SAD AND SENTIMENTO

Sketch with Music

Comedy Cub Half Melody + Chords 3 miserable boys are persuaded to join the band. Trio plus marching song.

Carol Marshall & Roger J.

Farrington

Carol Marshall

£4.00 per copy

430 SAGA OF FAGASH LILL

Monologue Comedy Adult (M) Front Cloth Lil is lost on the moor. John R. Hughes

John R. Hughes

Donation for postage

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431 SCARECROW'S HOLIDAY

Sketch with Music

Comedy Cub Full Piano Score Length of item 15-20 minutes.

Ron Meyer Ron Meyer Copying only

432 SCOTLAND FOR EVER

Sketch Comedy Adult (M&F) Front Cloth Things are not quite what they seem for tourists to Scotland. Performed 1968.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

433 SCOURGE OF THE SEVEN SEAS!

Patter Song Comedy Cub / Brownie Half Piano Score Five verse group reprise song from the bloodthirsty 'junior pirates' who terrorised the Seven Seas and took no prisoners, including their own Captain!

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

434 SCOUT HYMN Song Serious Adult (M) Scout/Guide

Age

Front Cloth Piano Score on the sheet requested

Explains Law & Promise. Can be serious soloist or „rap‟.

Ralph Reader/R.J.

Wilcox

R.J.Wilcox The Socut Associatio

n

£1.00 total order

435 SCOUTING BLUES Song Comedy Adult (M) Front Cloth Improvised Blues Guitar

Cub Scout to Leader blues item.

Colin F. Charlick

Colin F. Charlick

Performance fee

436 SCOUTING FAMILY Song Serious Any Any Piano Score Slow number about being a member of Scouting. ( with counter melody ).

Ken Wright Ken Wright £3.00 per copy

437 SEASIDE LANDLADIES

Songs & Dialogue

Comedy Adult Males (Drag)

Half Piano Score for original song

Sketch, parody song and original audience participation song by three seaside „landladies‟ of different „social standing‟.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

438 SEASIDE RIVALS Sketch Comedy Cub Front Cloth Ideal insert for item on seaside.

Peter Denton

Peter Denton

£1.50 per copy

439 SECRETS OF SHAKESPEARE

Sketch Comedy Scout & Guide

Half How Shakespeare wrote 'Hamlet'.

John R. Hughes

John R. Hughes

Donation for postage

440 SEE YOU IN RIO! Song Geographical Any Full Piano Score Up-tempo Latin American scene-setting song with a samba beat.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

441 SEEING THE FOREIGN SIGHTS

Sketch Comedy Adult & Scout Front Cloth This sketch extends the theme of "Seeing the Sights" by Ralph Reader.

Peter McElhinney

Peter McElhinney

£1.00 per copy

442 SEEING THE NATURAL SIGHTS

Sketch Comedy Adult (M&F) & Young

Front Cloth Teacher takes his class on a nature ramble with 'Ambrose' once more up to his tricks.

Peter McElhinney

Peter McElhinney

£1.00 per copy

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443 SEEING THE ZOOLOGICAL

SIGHTS

Sketch Comedy Adult & Scout Front Cloth This sketch extends the theme of "Seeing the Sights" by Ralph Reader.

Peter McElhinney

Peter McElhinney

£1.00 per copy

444 SERVANT PROBLEM (THE)

Sketch Comedy Scout Half The ever-willing "waiter" takes the full treatment when Lord and Lady Higgins fall out. Best performed on a small stage.

Colin F. Charlick

Colin F. Charlick

Performance fee

445 SH BOOM Sketch with Music

Comedy Adult (M&F) Front Cloth Sh Boom' available Running jokes whilst someone is trying to sing.

Woolwich Gang Show

Matthew Butterfield

Woolwich District Scout

Council

£2.00 per copy

446 SHOW WITHOUT A HEART

Song Opening Adult & Scout Full Piano Score Bare stage Show Opener where rehearsal, props, costume and scenery all come together to build to the final polished effect.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

447 SHOW'S ON THE ROAD AGAIN (THE)

Song Opening Adult & Scout Full Piano Score Bouncy Opening Song. Ken Wright Ken Wright £3.00 per copy

448 SIGNING OF THE MAGNA CARTA

Sketch Comedy Scout Half More early history. John R. Hughes

John R. Hughes

Donation for postage

449 SING ALL OVER THIS LAND

Song Opening Adult & Scout Full Piano Score Written as an Opening number with blue, white, green and red tee-shirted colour groups representing Scotland, England, Ireland and Wales.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

450 SING GONDOLIER SING

Song & Dance Variety Adult (M&F) Full Piano Score. Orchestrations

available to suit set up of orchestra.

For purchase only.

Setting : Venice Harry Dougan

Gordon T. Blackburn

GTB Rights

Holders

£3.00 per item

451 SIX LITTLE BIRDIES

Patter Song Comedy Scout Front Cloth Piano Score Full set of costumes available.

Peter Denton &

John Burton

Peter Denton

£1.50 per copy

452 SIX-A-SIDE Sketch Comedy Adult & Scout Front Cloth Sketch for 6 Scouts plus 1 adult.

John R. Hughes

John R. Hughes

Donation for postage

453 SLAVE GIRLS OF THE BIZARRE

Sketch with Music

Comedy Adult (M) Front Cloth Drag item. Music required 'Old Bazaar in Cairo'. Costume - Belly dancers and Arab costumes. Performed 1989. (played by male adults).

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

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454 SLEEPER Sketch Comedy Adult Half The Sleeper awakes after forty seven years to find that very little has changed.

Colin F. Charlick

Colin F. Charlick

Performance fee

455 SNOW WHITE AND THE 99 DWARFS

Sketch with Music

Comedy Cub Half Melody + Chords A comic update on the old story, comprising 4 songs plus dialogue.

Carol Marshall & Roger J.

Farrington

Carol Marshall

£4.00 per copy

456 SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVENTY

DWARFS

Sketch with Music

Comedy Cub Full Piano Score John Kirby John Kirby

457 SO WE HAVE TO LEAVE YOU NOW

Song Serious Scout Front Cloth Piano Score Malcolm A. Lycett

Malcolm A. Lycett

£2.00 per copy

458 SOCCER MAN Sketch with Music

Comedy Adult (M&F) Full A Gilbert & Sullivan based item with revised words to songs.

John R. Hughes

John R. Hughes

Donation for copying & postage

459 SONS OF THE SONS OF THE

PIRATES

Patter Song Comedy Scout Front Cloth Peter McElhinney

Peter McElhinney

£1.00 per copy

460 SORE FEET Song Serious/Insert Adult/Older Explorer Age

Any Piano Score Cardboard City-type song in soft shoe shuffle style from (a) „street‟ dweller(s).

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

461 SOUND OF MUSIC - 50 YEARS ON!

Song Comedy Adult (M&F) Full Music from 'Sound of Music'. Costumes - Nuns and von Trapp children. It's the 'Sound of Music' with the same cast 50 years on! Performed 1984.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

462 SOUTH PATHETIC! Sketch with Music

Comedy Scout & Cub Half Present day music can be inserted. Based on 'South Pacific'. The Seekers are looking for some nice girl to replace Blooming Mary! Performed 1982.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

463 SPACE DREAMER Song Serious Scout Half Piano Score Written as a solo song for a youngster with dance or movement by "space creatures" behind a gauze.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

464 S-PAIN IN THE NECK (A)

Sketch with Music

Comedy Scout & Cub Half Insert own music to suit. Sketch set in Elizabethan times with impending invasion of the Armada. Sir Francis Drake has to stop the invasion! Performed 1983.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

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465 SPANISH TALE OF LOVE

Sketch with Music

Comedy Scout Full Piano Score Peter Denton

Peter Denton

£1.50 per copy

466 SPIES Patter Song Comedy Adult Front Cloth Piano Score Trench coated deep brim hatted secret agents. Includes the parody song 'MI5 Ways', an audience participation song 'Spies-R-Us' and linking dialogue.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

467 SPIRIT OF THE WIND

Song Serious Adult Any Piano Score Song of an imaginary traditional American Indian tribe.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

468 SPONSORED WALK

Sketch Comedy Scout Front Cloth Sketch for 4 Scouts and 4 Brownies.

John R. Hughes

John R. Hughes

Donation for postage

469 SPRING IN THE PARK

Song Possible Insert Adult (M&F) Full Piano Score Bouncy, scene-setting song for a 'day in the park' number with a half chorus dance section.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

470 ST. NICHOLAS Song Finale Adult & Scout Front Cloth Piano Score Reflective song to introduce a Show Finale. The title refers to author's city church, but other church names (same number syllables) can be substituted.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

471 STAND PROUD Sketch Serious Scout/Guide Age

Front Cloth A Scout and Guide try to hide the fact from their friends that they‟re in the Movement. Having nothing better to do, the friends join them at their respective troop nights. Both have a great time, so proving to the Scout and Guide they don‟t have to keep it a secret but „stand proud‟.

Martin Bray Martin Bray No charge by email.

SAE please by post

472 STARCHASER Song Fantasy Adult Any Piano Score Lilting solo or duet intro-type song to a 'Stars/Space Theme' number.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. Cassette

473 STATELY HOME Sketch Comedy Adult (M&F) Half Trail of disaster when the Lord of the Manor goes away for the weekend.

Colin F. Charlick

Colin F. Charlick

Performance fee

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474 STATELY HOME Sketch Comedy Adult (M&F) Half A tour of the 'Big House'.

John R. Hughes

John R. Hughes

Donation for postage

475 STAY AT HOME Song Comedy Any Front Cloth Available Audience participation song about the glories of Britain including North Sea oil rigs, Norfolk Broads quicksands, the weapons testing range at Maplin and the Anglesey village with all those letters!

Colin F. Charlick

Colin F. Charlick

Performance fee

476 STICKY PROBLEM (A)

Sketch Comedy Adult (M&F) Half Character gets his toe stuck in the bath tap. The Army, Navy and Air Force arrive to release him. Performed 1968.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

477 STONE CIRCLES Sketch Comedy Adult & Scout Front Cloth Colin Smith Colin Smith £1.00 per copy

478 STRAWBERRIES & CREAM

Patter Song Comedy Adult Front Cloth Piano Score Full set of costumes available.

Peter Denton &

John Burton

Peter Denton

£1.50 per copy

479 STRIFE ON THE OCEAN WAVE (A)

Sketch with Music

Comedy Scout & Cub Half Insert own music as reqd. Based on 'HMS Pinafore'. First Lord of Admiralty visits ship and finds long-lost son among sailor characters. Performed 1977.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

480 STRIKER! Sketch Adult (M&F) Front Cloth The Rovers are an all-girl football team, and they have a new striker - A man!

Woolwich Gang Show

Matthew Butterfield

Woolwich District Scout

Council

£2.00 per copy

481 STYLE Patter Song Comedy Scout / Guide Front Cloth Piano Score Line-up of youngsters as road sweepers or refuse collectors.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

482 SURGICAL SPIRITS Sketch Comedy Adult (M) Front Cloth Drag item. Present day costumes. Strange goings-on in a doctor's waiting room. Performed 1969/1985. (played by male adults).

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

483 SWAP Sketch with Music

Comedy Cub Full Melody + Chords Spaceship lands. Men from Outer Space give bored boys enthusiasm for future. 4 songs + dialogue.

Carol Marshall & Roger J.

Farrington

Carol Marshall

£4.00 per copy

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484 SWEENEY TODD Sketch Comedy Adult (M&F) Half The 'Demon Barber' in action.

John R. Hughes

John R. Hughes

Donation for postage

485 TALE OF ROBBING HOOD (A)

Sketch with Music

Comedy Scout & Cub Half Insert own music. Sketch is a tale of Robin Hood in Sherwood Forest - combined with a Wild West sheriff. Performed 1985.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

486 TALE OF SHERWOOD (A)

Sketch with Music

Comedy Cub Full Piano Score Length of item 15-20 minutes.

Ron Meyer Ron Meyer Copying only

487 TALKIES ARE IN! Sketch with Music

Comedy Cub Half Melody + Chords 4 Warner Brothers (main parts) and their auditioning cast (all rest) realise that Talkies are "in"! 3 songs + dialogue.

Carol Marshall & Roger J.

Farrington

Carol Marshall

£4.00 per copy

488 TELLY TOYS Sketch with Music

Comedy Any Half Piano Score Sketch based around favourite television toys of a bygone age.

John Kirby John Kirby None

489 TERRORS OF ST. TINA'S

Sketch Comedy Scout Front Cloth Sketch for 5 girls. (Could be altered to suit boys or mixed group by author).

John R. Hughes

John R. Hughes

Donation for postage

490 THAT WAS A LONG TIME AGO!

Song Nostalgia Adult Any Piano Score Gentle strolling-pace patter song for a small group of dare I say it 'middle-aged' cast members looking back fondly to the Sixties.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

491 THAT‟S NOT OURS TO KNOW

Song Serious Adult Any Piano Score Serious song about „love gone wrong‟. Can be used on its own, or for a „Love Moods‟ type item.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

492 THAT‟S SCOUTIN‟ ALRIGHT

Song Comedy Any Any Theme from „Auf Wiedersein Pet‟

Use any number from say five to full cast. Can also substitute Guidin‟ or Campin‟ if required.

Mark Bendell & Michelle Young

Mark Bendell

Available SAE/email

493 THAT'S TRICKY! Sketch Comedy Adult (M) Half Two strangers are waiting for a bus. One,' Marvo the Magician', decides to pass the time by showing the other a trick......

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£2.00 per copy

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494 THE ADVENTURE TRAIN

Song Geographical Adult (M&F) Full Piano Score Up-beat 'Train up to London' song with dance & mime choruses to depict some of the tourist sights of a great city.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

495 THE BENCH Sketch with Music

Comedy Adult (M) Half The Stripper with a twist!

Woolwich Gang Show

Matthew Butterfield

Woolwich District Scout

Council

£2.00 per copy

496 THE BOABBIES! Sketch Comedy with music (not supplied)

Male (D) & Female

Front Cloth Police uniforms. Scenery street backcloth or tabs.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

497 THE BUS STOP Sketch Comedy Adult (M&F) Front Cloth 4 adult hikers (plus 2 others) are waiting for a bus that doesn't come. With references to scouting activities including 'The 4 Inns Walk'.

John Miles John Miles None

498 THE CAMPING CAROL

Song Melody Joan Plant & Douglas G. Topham

Joan Plant & Douglas G. Topham

499 THE CLEANERS Sketch Comedy Adult (F) Front Cloth They think the show's over and start to clean up whilst talking about the Gang Show.

Woolwich Gang Show

Matthew Butterfield

Woolwich District Scout

Council

£2.00 per copy

500 THE CURTAIN'S FALLING

Song Finale Any Full Piano Score Rousing Finale number. Ken Wright Ken Wright £3.00 per copy

501 THE DUEL Sketch Comedy Adult (M&F) Half / Front Cloth

This sketch was written following the directions of Ralph Reader's original mime. Set in period costume.

Woolwich Gang Show

Matthew Butterfield

Woolwich District Scout

Council

£2.00 per copy

502 THE DUNDEE DINGERS!

Sketch Comedy Males (D) The scene is a working men's club, and the MC announces a special act – Mel and her Bells! But this bell ringing act is not quite what it seems! Mel and he Belles are a sophisticated ladies choir! Sketch ends in a song sheet for the audience.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

503 THE FETE COMMITTEE

Monologue Comedy Adult (M or F) Front Cloth Comedy version of a village Committee organising their Fete.

John R. Hughes

John R. Hughes

Donation for postage

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504 THE FOUR OLD SCOUTERS

Sketch Comedy 4 Adult (M) & one Girl

Any Four of our more senior colleagues “discuss” how Scouting was in older days.

Mark Bendell

Mark Bendell

Available SAE/email

505 THE GANG SHOW MARCH

Song Opening Any Full Piano Score & Tape

Up-beat Opening number. Insert the name of your show.

Woolwich Gang Show

Matthew Butterfield

Woolwich District Scout

Council

£2.00 per copy

506 THE GNOMES Sketch with Music

Comedy Adult (M&F) Front Cloth Piano Score It's night time, and the gnomes by the pond come out to play!

Woolwich Gang Show

Matthew Butterfield

Woolwich District Scout

Council

£2.00 per copy

507 THE GREAT MANDOZA

Sketch Comedy Scout / Guide Front Cloth Magic from the Far East.

Woolwich Gang Show

Matthew Butterfield

Woolwich District Scout

Council

£2.00 per copy

508 THE GREAT MURDER MYSTERY

Sketch Comedy Adult (M&F) & Scout

Full Featuring the well-known detectives.

Colin F.Charlick

Colin F.Charlick

Performance fee

509 THE GUIDERS Sketch Comedy 4 Adult (F) or possibly (M)

Front Cloth Four Guide Leaders relax at the end of a day in camp over cocoa and cake, and cut toe-nails.

Mark Bendell

Mark Bendell

Available SAE/email

510 THE GUNNERS Sketch Comedy Adult Half N/A Comedy sketch about artillery training school. Confusion reigns as instructions upside down. Finally fire gun and spear at passing chicken. Prop cannon required.

David C. Stagg

David C. Stagg

50p postage/em

ail free

511 THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME!

Sketch with music

Comedy Cub Age Insert musical songs of your

choice

The scene is set outside the great Cathedral of Notre Dame. There is great consternation because someone has stolen the famous bells! Quasimodo and Esmerelda and a host of comic characters are continually interrupted from playing this famous tale, because a Cub keeps looking for his lost sandwiches! Period backcloth required.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

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512 THE INDIANS Patter Song Variety Scout/Guide Age

Front Cloth Piano Score, Orchestrations

available to suit set up of orchestra.

For purchase only.

Setting : Indian encampment or Front Tabs. Costumes : Traditional Red Indians with war paint and tomahawks etc., Great little number for mixed cast of boys and girls. Lots of pace, gives younger members of the Gang a chance to sing a little solo verse.

Harry Dougan

(Edinburgh Gang Show)

Gordon T. Blackburn

GTB Rights

Holders

£3.00 per item

513 THE IRATE PIRATE! Sketch Comedy Cub Age Half Insert music of your own choice

Blackbeard the Pirate, and other strange pirates, plus Cookie and the Governor of Jamaica and his daughter are on board ship in the Spanish Main. Blackbeard is angry because he wants a shark steak and there is none available! The end result is a surprise! Backcloth shows the deck of a galleon ship.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

514 THE JOKER OF THE CUB SCOUT

PACK

Song Comedy Adult (M&F) & Scout

Front Cloth Stuart Gammon

Matthew Butterfield

£2.00 per copy

515 THE LAND OF OZ Sketch with music

Comedy Cub Age Half Two songs easily available

It's the Australian Outback, and there are strange goings-on as the Ozzie characters are all involved in a search for gold! Backcloth to show desert landscape.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

516 THE LAW Patter Song Comedy Adult Front Cloth Piano Score Line-up of 'Boys (or girls) in Blue'. Includes the parody song 'Learn The Rules Of The Road', an original audience participation song and linking dialogue.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

517 THE MARCHING SONG

Song Comedy Cub/Scout/ Brownie/Guid

e

Any Piano Score Written for Pantomime, but can be used as a show filler in many different situations

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. Cassette

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518 THE MONTYS Patter Song Comedy Adult (M) Front Cloth Piano Score Line-up of reluctant 'strippers'. Includes the parody song 'The Clothes Song' an original audience participation song and linking dialogue.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

519 THE NAKED TRUTH Sketch with music

Comedy Cub Age Font Cloth to Half

Songs to suit situation

The Cubs reveal (pardon the pun!) what really happened when Lady Godiva made her famous ride through Coventry, Period backcloth.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

520 THE OCTOBER SONG

Patter Song Comedy Adult (M or F Solo)

Any Piano Score „Noel Cowardesque „ lament regarding the lack of songs extolling the month of October.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

521 THE OLD CODGERS

Sketch Comedy 2 Adult Apron Comedy sketch about two old men who meet and confuse each other by not listening. Old man make-up and bench prop required.

David C. Stagg

David C. Stagg

50p postage/em

ail free

522 THE OTHER HALF Song Comedy Adult (M) or (M&F)

Front Cloth Piano Score Line-up of cast, each dressed half male/half female (depending on which way they turn), singing both sides of the eternal „Battle of the Sexes!‟

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music

£3.00 incl. cassette

523 THE PAYMENT Sketch Comedy Adult Half Comedy sketch about who paid the rental money to the TV man, and the ensuing recriminations.

David C. Stagg

David C. Stagg

50p postage/em

ail free

524 THE PLANNING COMMITTEE

Sketch Comedy Adult (M&F) One Third/Front

Cloth

n/a Planning Committee Meeting sketch for seven adults. Requires table and chairs. If you have been on a Gang Show Production Committee, it will be very familiar. Written after many threats to reveal the truth about our Committee!

Dave Hermitage

Dave Hermitage (Margate

GS)

Require SAE for post but available

via email

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525 THE SCHOOL TECHNOLOGY

PROJECT

Sketch Comedy Scout/Guide age

Half n/a A girl invents a time machine as a school tech. project. Goes back in time and visits Shakespeare. This sketch involves an on-stage illusion, details available from the author.

Dave Pretty Dave Pretty Large stamped

addressed envelope

526 THE SHOWER AT THE TOWER

Sketch Comedy Adult & Scout / Guide

Front Cloth A Beefeater showing an imaginary tour party round the Tower of London faces constant interruption from a group of Scouts and Guides.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£2.00 per copy

527 THE THREE FIVERS

Sketch Comedy Adult or Scout Half Imaginary conversation between Carreras, Domingo and Pavarotti prior to the curtain rising on the 2nd Act of a Gala Concert.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£2.00 per copy

528 THE TRAINEE Sketch Comedy Adult (M&F) Full Slapstick cooking sketch. (messy!)

Woolwich Gang Show

Matthew Butterfield

Woolwich District Scout

Council

£2.00 per copy

529 THE TREE Musical Mime Serious Adult & Scout Full Piano Score Five musical scenario mimes chart the changes, which occur during the lifetime of a tree from Victorian times to the present day.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

530 THE TRIO RETURNS

Sketch Comedy Scout/Guide Front Cloth Sequel to 'The Trio'. The Trio reach Venture Scout / Ranger age.

John R. Hughes

John R. Hughes

Donation for postage

531 THE TROOP REUNION

Sketch Comedy Adult Half Based on the ever popular „Two Of A Kind + One‟ format, this sketch involves three old Scouts at a Troop Reunion reminiscing about the Good Old Days‟.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£2.00 per copy

532 THE TRUE STORY OF TREASURE

ISLAND

Sketch Farce Adult (M&F) Full Very funny sketch about Jim Lad, Captain Smollett, Robinson Crusoe and a surprise guest!

Woolwich Gang Show

Matthew Butterfield

Woolwich District Scout

Council

£2.00 per copy

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533 THE WAITING ROOM

Sketch Comedy Adult (M&F) + small boy

Half Problems in a doctor's waiting room. Contact John R. Hughes for script.

Hazel Winson

John R. Hughes

Donation for postage

534 THE WILD FRONTIER

Sketch Comedy Scout / Guide Half Comedy sketch about the wacky way of life Out West.

Woolwich Gang Show

Matthew Butterfield

Woolwich District Scout

Council

£2.00 per copy

535 THEIRS TO LIVE Song Serious Scout Full Piano Score Malcolm A. Lycett

Malcolm A. Lycett

£2.00 per copy

536 THERE‟S SOMEONE THERE FOR EVERYONE

Song Friendship Scout/ Explorer Age

Any Piano Score Up-beat song on the bullying/friendship theme.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

537 THINGS (THE) Song & Dance Serious Adult & Scout Full Piano Score Peter McElhinney

Peter McElhinney

£1.00 per copy

538 THINK OF US TOMORROW

Song Finale Adult & Scout Front Cloth or Full

Piano Score An opening Front of Curtain number leading into a Finale.

John R. Hughes &

Marie Tough

John R. Hughes

Donation for copying & postage

539 THIRTEEN Monologue Comedy Scout Front Cloth The "number thirteen" in a football team who never gets a game. Rhyming monologue.

Colin F. Charlick

Colin F. Charlick

Performance fee

540 THIS CITY MINE Song Geographical Adult & Scout Full Piano Score Written originally for a 'London' number, but can be applied to any large city.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

541 THIS IS THE DAY Song „Spoof' Serious Adult (M&F) Any Piano Score „Spoof' grandiose Graduation Ceremony song with student chorus singers and a soloist who has suffered from the socialising of the night before…

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. Cassette

542 THIS ISN'T CALM A LOT!

Sketch with Music

Comedy Scout & Cub Half Insert own music as required. King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table set out to discover the identity of a thief with disastrous results! Performed 1979.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

543 THIS NIGHT Song Serious Adult (M&F) Any Piano Score Boy/girl love song, which can be used in a variety of situations. Typical Pantomime fare.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. Cassette

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544 THREE OF THE BEST!

Sketch Comedy Adult Front Cloth/HS

Based on the ever popular „Two Of A Kind + One‟ format, this sketch involves a High Court Judge, a Criminal Lawyer and a striped-jumpered Crook.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£2.00 per copy

545 TIME OF OUR LIVES

Song & Dance Opening Adult & Scout Full Piano Score Up-tempo Show Opener, with cast in blocks of red, amber & green (traffic light colours). Includes soft shoe dance interlude.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

546 TO MAKE A SHOW Song Opening Full Melody + Chords Musicians, costume ladies, stage hands, cast etc. all combine to produce the show.

Carol Marshall & Roger J.

Farrington

Carol Marshall

£2.00 per copy

547 TODAY! Song & Dance Possible Opening

Adult (M&F) Full Piano Score Up-tempo 'I wanna be on the stage' type song. Should be fronted by good boy or girl singer/dancer.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

548 TODAY'S A WONDERFUL DAY

Song Opening Any Any Piano Score Light Opening number. Ken Wright Ken Wright £3.00 per copy

549 TOMMY Sketch with Music

Serious Adult & Scout Full Available Last night of a boy's first camp and a leader's last.

Colin F. Charlick

Colin F. Charlick

Performance fee

550 TOTALLY BANANAS!

Sketch Comedy Adult Half Two characters, one of whom may be an escaped lunatic, an alien from Outer Space, or perhaps neither!

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£2.00 per copy

551 TOYS Sketch with Music

Comedy Adult (M&F) Full Piano Score Eight worn-out toys in an attic sing of their plight.

Peter McElhinney

Peter McElhinney

£1.00 per copy

552 TRADITIONAL (CAMP FIRE)

SONGS & MORAL JOKES

Song / item insert

Serious/Variety Adult (M&F) mixed age

Front Cloth/Aren

a

Sufficiently well known to need little

accompaniment

Eg. She‟ll be coming round the…..

Anon R.J.Wilcox £1.00 total order

553 TRAMPS Song Comedy Scout / Guide Half Piano Score Written as an insert for a 'Day in the Park' type production number.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

554 TREASURE ISLAND Sketch with Music

Comedy Cub Full Piano Score John Kirby John Kirby

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555 TREASURES IN A BOX

Song Serious Nostalgic Adult/ Explorer Age

Any Piano Score A nostalgic ballad with a serious message. Useful for insert into a number on the topical subject of recycling instead of throwing things away.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

556 TREFOIL & THE FLEUR DE LYS

(THE)

Song Opening Adult & Scout Any Piano Score Theo Smith Jaquie Brown

None

557 TRIO Sketch Comedy Scout Front Cloth 1 Scout 1 Guide 1 Cub Scout.

John R. Hughes

John R. Hughes

Donation for postage

558 TRYING MOMENT Sketch Historical/Comedy

Scout / Guide Half The trial of Guy Fawkes.

Woolwich Gang Show

Matthew Butterfield

Woolwich District Scout

Council

£2.00 per copy

559 TUDOR ENSEMBLE Patter Song Historical/Comedy

Adult (M&F) & Young

Front Cloth Piano Score Requires four Tudor minstrels with four small beheaded characters to match.

Peter McElhinney

Peter McElhinney

£1.00 per copy

560 TUT TUT Sketch Comedy Scout Half This sketch has an Egyptian setting.

Peter McElhinney

Peter McElhinney

£1.00 per copy

561 TWELVE DAYS OF CAMP (THE)

Song Comedy Scout Half 12 days of Christmas

Lots & lots & lots of items are piled around a boy whose patrol give him lots of things to clean etc.

Colin F. Charlick

Colin F. Charlick

Performance fee

562 TWO TO TANGO! Sketch Comedy Adult (M&F) Half Deirdre is 'into' Ballroom Dancing - Clint is not. Could tonight mark the end of a beautiful friendship?

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£2.00 per copy

563 U.S.S. AIN'TSURPRISED!

Sketch with Music

Comedy Scout & Cub Half Insert own music. Based on "Star Trek". Costumes - all weird space costumes. Space uniforms for space crew. Performed 1986.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

564 UNDER THE SILVERY SEA

Song Fantasy Adult & Scout Full Piano Score Take a fantasy voyage to the bottom of the ocean, and meet all manner of marine life on the way!

Tony Burns Tony Burns £3.00 incl. Cassette

565 UP THE JOLLY ROGER

Sketch with Music

Comedy Cub Full Piano Score Cubs with 1 adult. Sailors on board ship with Captain attacked by pirates

Mike Willis & Allan Pollitt

Mike Willis Photocopy & postage

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566 V.I.P. VISITOR (THE)

Sketch Comedy Adult & Scout Front Cloth Costumes - present day Scout uniforms etc. Tells story of the Chief Scout coming to see the Gang Show with a funny let-down at conclusion. Performed 1989.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

567 VENTURE SCOUTING

Song Comedy Adult (M&F) Front Cloth Piano Score Guy & Godfrey

Churchouse

Guy & Godfrey

Churchouse

S.A.E. + £1.00

568 VERA Song Comedy Adult (M&F) Front Cloth Piano Score Victorian melodrama sketch.

John R. Hughes

John R. Hughes

Donation for copying & postage

569 VISIT OLD NEW YORK TODAY!

Song & Dance Geographical Adult Half or Full Piano Score Jaunty three verse & dance chorus in the best Vaudeville tradition!

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

570 WAITING FOR THE BUS

Sketch Comedy Adult (M&F) Front Cloth Modern day costume required. Mayhem in a bus queue. Performed 1973/1983.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

571 WALL STREET Song & Dance Geographical Adult Full Piano Score Up-beat song & dance number set in the cut-throat world of US stocks, shares and high finance.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

572 WAS IT A DREAM Musical play Comedy Cub Full Piano Score Full length musical play for Cubs only.

Ron Meyer Ron Meyer Copying only

573 WATERLOO Sketch Comedy Cub Half Peter McElhinney

Peter McElhinney

£1.00 per copy

574 WAY-OUT DAY-OUT

Musical play Comedy Melody + Chords PTA day trip to the seaside means laughs and unexpected co-operation between parents, teachers and new friends from outer space. Full length musical play. 18 songs

Carol Marshall & Roger J.

Farrington

Carol Marshall

£10.00 per copy

575 WAYS AND MEANS Song Comedy Scout / Cub Half Melody + Chords Advice from people who have made their fortune.

Carol Marshall & Roger J.

Farrington

Carol Marshall

£2.00 per copy

576 WE ARE THE BEAVERS

Song Comedy Beavers (Possibly

Adult)

Front Cloth Beaver song. Colin F. Charlick

Colin F. Charlick

Performance fee

577 WE LIKE GIRLS Patter Song Comedy Scout Front Cloth Piano Score Written with the young 'poseurs' of the cast in mind!

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

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578 WE WON'T SAY GOODBYE - JUST

AU REVOIR

Song Finale Adult & Scout Any Piano Score Theo Smith Jaquie Brown

None

579 WE'RE FLYING HIGH

Song Opening Adult & Scout Full Piano Score A full-cast opener. John R. Hughes &

Frank Smith

John R. Hughes

Donation for copying & postage

580 WE'RE GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT

Song Opening Adult & Scout Full Piano Score Bouncy Opening song. Ken Wright Ken Wright £3.00 per copy

581 WE'RE HERE AGAIN

Song Opening Adult & Scout Full Piano Score Godfrey Churchouse

Godfrey Churchouse

S.A.E. + £1.00

582 WE'RE NOT ALONE Song Serious Any Any Piano Score Scouting helping to make the world a better place.

Ken Wright Ken Wright £3.00 per copy

583 WE'RE NOT ALONE Song Finale Any Full Piano Score/parts* Written for 3 soloists pus full cast. Builds up as solo, then duet, then trio, then full cast, with trio singing the verse over the top of cast singing chorus.

Ewan Murray

Ewan Murray

Mint Condition

Music

£5.00 per copy / £5.00

for hire of parts

584 WET „N‟ WILD Sketch Comedy Scout/Guide Age

Front Cloth A group of girls are not so happy with their idea of going on a hike. Fed up and wet, they just want to go home, but Rebecca has other ideas! (Written as all girls, but could be for boys or a mix)

Martin Bray Martin Bray No charge by email.

585 WE'VE GOT A SHOW (OPENING)

Song Opening Adult & Scout Full Piano Score Malcolm A. Lycett

Malcolm A. Lycett

£2.00 per copy

586 WE'VE WAITED OH FOR AGES

Song Opening Cub Melody + Chords Carol Marshall & Roger J.

Farrington

Carol Marshall

£2.00 per copy

588 WHAT (A) RECITAL?

Sketch Comedy Adult (M&F) Front Cloth or Half

Four 'musicians' meet to form an orchestra. The plot is purely a vehicle for trotting out a host of very bad musical jokes.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£2.00 per copy

589 WHAT A GREAT NIGHT IT'S BEEN

Song Finale Adult & Scout Full Piano Score Bouncy final song. Ken Wright Ken Wright £3.00 per copy

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587 WHAT A MISS(HAP)!

Sketch Comedy Male Leaders,

Scouts (and one female

Scout)

The Scout Leaders are up in arms! They are told that girls must be admitted to the Scout Troop! The Leaders are against this, but the young Scouts are all for girls joining! When the Girl Scout turns up, there are surprising revelations! Costumes are all Scout uniform.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

590 WHAT A STATE! Sketch Comedy Adult (M&F) Half Two British lads, a loud-mouthed Texan and his wife, and a 'camp' cabin steward are airborne between L.A. and Dallas.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£2.00 per copy

591 WHAT THE WINDOW SAW

Song Comedy Adult & Scout Half Piano Score Malcolm A. Lycett

Malcolm A. Lycett

£2.00 per copy

592 WHAT‟S THE MATTER WITH

BOYS?

Patter Song Comedy 4 Girls (Young)

Front Cloth Piano Score Up-beat song featuring four young girls bemoaning the lack of sophistication and social skills of their male contemporaries.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

593 WHEN AM I GOING TO HAVE FUN?

Song Insert Adult/ Explorer Age

(F)

Any Piano Score Insert song for a Cinderella-type Principal Girl

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

594 WHEN IN ROME Sketch Comedy Adult & Scout Half A day in the Forum with Doric the slave. The cast includes Cleopatra, Julius Caesar and a break-dancing Centurion...

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£2.00 per copy

595 WHERE THERE'S A "WILL" THERE'S A

WAY

Musical Play Comedy Adult & Scout Full Piano Score Full length musical play. Ron Meyer Ron Meyer Copying only

596 WHERE THERE'S A WILL

Sketch Comedy Adult (M&F) Half John Kirby John Kirby

597 WHERE‟S MY VALENTINES?

Song Comedy Adult (M) Drag

Any Piano Score Ugly Sisters or Pantomime Dame-type song.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

598 WHO'S FOR ADVENTURE NOW!

Sketch with Music

Comedy Cub Full Piano Score Length of item 15-20 minutes.

Ron Meyer Ron Meyer Copying only

599 WILD WILD WEST Sketch with Music

Comedy Cub Full A 7 minute mini-musical for approx. 50 Cubs and Brownies.

John R. Hughes

John R. Hughes

Donation for copying & postage

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600 WILLOW PATTERN SONG

Song Serious Adult & Scout Full Piano Score This is the story of the willow pattern plate. The mime is by the characters on the plate.

Peter McElhinney

Peter McElhinney

£1.00 per copy

601 WIZARD OF A PARTY

Song & Dance Serious / Fantasy Adult (M&F) & Young

Full Piano Score Musical number with a cast of wizards. It can be U.V. with an insert of a magician performing tricks.

Peter McElhinney

Peter McElhinney

£1.00 per copy

602 WIZARD OF OZ (THE)

Sketch with Music

Comedy Adult & Scout Half Music required from 'Wiz of Oz' score. Costumes - Elves for Cubs. Lion, Tin Man, Scarecrow and Dorothy for adults.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

603 WORKOUT Patter Song Comedy Adult (M) Drag

Front Cloth Piano Score Drag item. Comedy line-up of male Ventures/Leaders in leotards. Includes a parody song, an exercise routine and an audience participation slot.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

604 WORLD OF FESTIVALS

Sketch Comedy Cub Front Cloth No Peter Denton

Peter Denton

£1.50 per copy

605 WORLD WIDE TRAVEL

Patter Song Comedy Scout Front Cloth Piano Score Peter Denton

Peter Denton

£1.50 per copy

606 WOTCHER! Patter Song Comedy Scout Front Cloth Piano Score Line-up of two sets of football fans singing a funky-type tit-for-tat song.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

607 WOULDN'T IT BE NICE TO BE MEN?

Patter Song Comedy Adult (F) Front Cloth Piano Score Tongue-in-cheek revenge song as the ladies parade their 'better halves' faults for all to see!

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

608 WRONG ARM OF THE LAW

Sketch Comedy Adult (M&F) Front Cloth or Half

A character is arrested and has to take part in an identity parade with an odd assortment of people. Performed 1970.

Roger D. Buist

Roger D. Buist

£2.00 per copy

609 YELLOWCOAT FEVER

Song Comedy Scout Front Cloth Piano Score Malcolm A. Lycett

Malcolm A. Lycett

£2.00 per copy

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610 YOU DON‟T KNOW Song Serious 2 (F)Adult/ Explorer

Any Piano Score Serious two-person ballad dealing with issues of bullying/domestic violence etc., and the problem of not opening up to others.

Tony Burns Tony Burns GWB Music Ltd

£3.00 incl. cassette

611 YOUR SONG Song Finale Full Melody + Chords If your worries weigh you down - sing them away!

Carol Marshall & Roger J.

Farrington

Carol Marshall

£2.00 per copy

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Original Material Suitable for

Gang Shows

Item Code BR120161 March 2012 Edition no 5 (103478) 0845 300 1818

The Scout Association

Gilwell Park, Chingford, London, E4 7QW. Tel + 44 (0)20 8433 7100. Fax + 44 (0)20 8433 7103. Email [email protected] www.scouts.org.uk

First Name Surname Address 1 Address 2 Address 3 Postcode Home tel Mobile e-mail

Mark Bendell 52 Elliot Close Pennsylvania Exeter EX4 5ED 01392 677334

07979 813788

[email protected]

Gordon Blackburn 4 Fair a Far Cramond Edinburgh EH4 6QD 0131 312 6644

[email protected]

Martin Bray 10 Oakland Park South Barnstaple EX31 2HU 01271 328775

[email protected]

Roger Buist 5 Bayfield Gardens West Ferry Dundee DD5 1AX 01382 739743

[email protected]

Tony Burns 17 Wellbrae Terrace Aberdeen AB15 7YA 01224 321066

07989 869752

[email protected]

John Burton c/o Peter Denton

Matthew Butterfield 145 Woodbrook Road Abbey Wood London SE2 0PB 020 8855 7923

[email protected]

David Carlton c/o Ken Wright

Colin Charlick

Guy & Godfrey

Churchouse

The Chestnuts, The Avenue

Collingham Wetherby 01937 572775

[email protected]

Graeme Cole 150 Sopworth Crescent Wimborne BH21 1UA 01202 887831

[email protected]

Wendy Cummins 3 Belmont Terrace Causeway Beer EX12 3LE 01297 23040

Peter Denton 16 Frances Ville Choppington NE62 5ST 01670 510777

Harold Dickinson c/o Peter McElhinney

Harry Dougan c/o Gordon Blackburn

Larraine Eastwood 6 Harrow Road Fleetwood FY7 7HD 01253 873559

[email protected]

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First Name Surname Address 1 Address 2 Address 3 Postcode Home tel Mobile e-mail

Drew Elliot 66 Alexandra Gardens North Shields NE29 0SH 0191 257 7049

[email protected]

Roger Farrington c/o Carol Marshall

Jim Foote c/o Drew Elliot

Derek Gardiner 77 Stratherrick Road Inverness IV2 4LL 01463 235607

[email protected]

Liz Haldon c/o Drew Elliot

Dave Hermitage 81 Princess Margaret Avenue

Palm Bay Margate CT9 3EF 01843 225741

[email protected]

Ken Hossick c/o Tony Burns

John Hughes 19 Gascoigne Drive Spondon Derby DE21 7GL 01332 662104

John Kirby 14 Yeats Close Cowley Oxford OX4 2RG 01865 452457

[email protected]

Roger Kirk 16 Ashbank Avenue Ladybridge Bolton BL3 4PX 01204 411361

Malcolm Lycett 18 Southlands Avenue Newcastle under Lyme

ST5 9JL 01782 638736

Carol Marshall 4 Station Road Alsager Stoke-on-Trent ST7 2PJ 01270 882003

Peter McElhinney

14 Sycamore Court 180 Carrington Lane Ashton-under-Mersey

M33 5UN 0161 973 0814

[email protected]

John Miles 49 Redmires Drive Chellaston Derby DE73 1XF 01332 704671

[email protected]

Ewan Murray 37 Gaping Lane Hitchin SG5 2JE 01462 451281

07968 898074

[email protected]

Chris Pettitt c/o Ewan Murray

Joan Plant c/o Douglas Topham

Alan Pollitt c/o Mike Willis

Dave Pretty 27 The Spur Slough SL1 6EU 01628 603616

[email protected]

Jim Reith c/o Tony Burns

Frank Smith c/o John Hughes

Colin Smith 6 Randolph Court Stirling FK8 2AL 01786 472328

[email protected]

Theo Smith c/o Jacquie Brown 20 Ardsheal Close Worthing BN14 7RP 01903 522669

David Stagg 51 Chichester Road Cleethorpes DN35 0HY 01472 601602

[email protected]

Kennedy Thomson c/o Tony Burns

Douglas Topham 44 Earl Street Grimsby DN31 2LZ 01472 345932

Marie Tough c/o John Hughes

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First Name Surname Address 1 Address 2 Address 3 Postcode Home tel Mobile e-mail

John White c/o Peter Denton

John Wilcox 6 Chanterelle Gardens Penn Wolverhampton WV4 5SH 01902 330198

Neil Williams 74 Nutgrove Hall Drive St Helens WA9 5PU 01744 815090

[email protected]

Mike Willis c/o Graham Lysaght 7 Acrefield Court Prenton CH42 8LD [email protected]

Hazel Winson c/o John Hughes

Ken Wright 9 Enfield Close Batley WF17 8DZ 01924 475406

Christine Wright c/o Ken Wright

Michelle Young c/o Mark Bendell