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CHEESEBURGER 8.25beef patty, cheese, red onions, pickles, lettuce, french’s mustard, ketchup

DEAD HIPPIE™ 9.252 x french’s mustard-fried beef patties, dead hippie sauce™, lettuce, cheese, pickles, minced white onions

BACON CHEESEBURGER 9.00beef patty, bacon patty, cheese, red onions, pickles, lettuce, french’s mustard, ketchup

GREEN CHILI CHEESEBURGER 9.00beef patty, cheese, spicy chili butter, red onions, pickles, lettuce, french’s mustard, ketchup

CHILI DOG 9.50smoked beef frankfurter, topped with beef chili, cheddar cheese, onions, jalapeños, french’s mustard

OUR BEEF BURGERS ARE COOKED SLIGHTLY PINK, PLEASE INFORM YOUR BURGERETTE IF YOU PREFER YOUR MEAT WELL DONE

BUFFALO WINGS 8.20chicken wings slathered in house-made buffalo sauce. served with blue cheese dip

MONKEY FINGERS™ 8.70 battered fillets of chicken breast slathered in house-made buffalo sauce. served with blue cheese dip

BRAAI WINGS 6.003 south african-style chicken wings, dry-rubbed with spices & char-grilled for a fiery kick. served with sour cream

CHICKEN PARMA BURGER 9.25fried chicken fillet with serrano ham, melted mozzarella, marinara sauce, dusted with italian cheese

DIRTY CHICKEN CHEESEBURGER 8.75fried chicken fillet, mayo, lettuce, cheese, red onions

BUFFALO CHICKEN BURGER 9.25dirty chicken burger slathered in our house-made buffalo sauce, lettuce, red onions, blue cheese sauce

TOWER BLOCK BURGER 9.50fried chicken fillet, cheese, hash brown, jalapeños, slaw, russian dressing

DEAD TRIPPIE 12.25the dead hippie™'s bigger, messier brother3x french’s mustard- fried beef patties, dead hippie sauce™, lettuce, cheese, pickles, minced white onions

TROUBLE BUBBLE 12.253 x beef patties, cheese, minced white onions, pickles french’s mustard, ketchup

POT OF SAUCE 1.00

dead hippie™ buffaloblue cheeserussian dressingsour creammarinara

ONION RINGS (V) 3.50big & fluffy

FRIED PICKLES (V) 3.75& blue cheese dip

DEEP-FRIED MAC‘N’CHEESE (V) 5.75crispy sticks of mac‘n’cheese served with marinara sauce

GREEK SALAD (V) 5.50my aunt’s recipe

SLAW (V) 3.00southern style

HASH BROWNS (VG) 3.25three crispy fried potato cakes

HOT MESS (V) 5.50hash browns with blue cheese sauce, jalapeños, house-made buffalo sauce & pickles

JÄGERMEISTER RIPPLE ICE CREAM 6.00a rich and creamy milk base with pure, unadulterated jÄgermeister rippled throughout

FILTH PIE 5.00oreos™, marshmallow, coconut & chocolate pie served warm with ice cream

EXTRASCHEESE 50PBEEF PATTY 3.00BACON & CHEESE 1.50

BURGALOO (VG) 7.50house-made spiced potato, beetroot & black bean patty, red onions, pickles, lettuce, ketchup

HALLOUMI MUSHROOM BURGER (V) 8.00halloumi, mushroom, red onions, pickles, lettuce, french’s mustard, ketchup

SATAN FINGERS (VG) 7.50battered mock-chicken (seitan) fingers, covered in chili sauce, served with garlic dip

BLACK BEAN CHILI FRIES (VG) 6.00topped with our black bean chili, onions, jalapeños, french’s mustardadd cheese for £1 (v)

FRIES (VG) 3.25not chips

CAJUN FRIES (VG) 4.25with a spicy cajun coating

HIPPIE FRIES (V) 5.75covered with grilled onions, dead hippie sauce™

CHEESE FRIES (V) 5.75smothered in melted cheddar cheese & minced white onions

CHILI CHEESE FRIES 7.25topped with beef chili, cheddar cheese, onions, jalapeños, french’s mustard

GREEN CHILI CHEESE FRIES (V) 6.00covered in green chili sauce, melted cheddar cheese & pickled jalapeños

BUFFALO FRIES (V) 6.50topped with crumbled blue cheese with our house-made buffalo sauce on the side

GRAVY CHEESE FRIES 6.25fries smothered in gravy & melted cheddar cheese

BURGERS CAN BE SERVED ‘RABBIT STYLE’: WITHOUT A BUN & WRAPPED IN LETTUCE LEAVES

FOR INFORMATION ON ALLERGENS PLEASE ASK

ALL OUR FOOD IS COOKED FRESH TO ORDER, SO PLEASE ALLOW 20 MINS OR SO FOR IT TO ARRIVE

BEFORE PANICKING

OUR BURGERS ARE MADE FROM 100% DRY-AGED BEEF, SOURCED FROM THE SCOTTISH HIGHLANDS

SIDES

SWEeTS

FRIES (NOT CHIPS)

VEGAN VEG &

chiCKen BURGERS

CHIcKENBEEF

cheeseburgerfries & a cawston press

juice water box(squirt your own sauce)

chicken finger sandwichfries & a cawston press

juice water box(squirt your own sauce)

beef hotdog

fries & a cawston press juice water box

(squirt your own sauce)

deep fried mac’n’cheese sticks with marinara sauce, fries

& a cawston press juice water box

ALL 7.50

GREEN CHILI CHEESEBURGER 9.00beef patty, cheese, spicy chili butter, red onions, pickles, lettuce, french’s mustard, ketchup

CHILI DOG 9.50smoked beef frank, topped with beef chili, cheddar cheese, onions, jalapeños, french’s mustard

CHILI CHEESE FRIES 7.25fries, beef chili, cheddar cheese, onions, jalapeños, french’s mustard

EAT ALL THREE IN UNDER TEN MINUTES & IT’S FREE.

A DISCRETIONARY 10% SERVICE CHARGE IS ADDED TO ALL BILLS. IF SERVICE HASN’T BEEN UP-TO-SCRATCH, PLEASE DON’T HESITATE TO ASK FOR IT TO BE REMOVED

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ESPRESSO MARTINI

(WAKE ME UP & F**K ME UP)

your choice of spirits

,

mr blacks coffee

liqueur, lavazza

espresso shaken

& served

straight up

9.00

FULL MOON PARTY 10.00bacardi oro, aperol, passion fruit, fresh lemon juice, topped with red bull tropical (or a sugar free red bull)

HOUSE GROG 9.50dangerous blend of sailor jerry, light & dark rums & a splash of overproof rum shaken with our secret grog mix, served long

GAME OVER 10.50vodka, gin, rum, tequila, triple sec, pisang ambon, absinthe, fresh lemon juice, served long & very dangerous, topped with red bull tropical

PARALYSER 9.505 white spirits, fresh lemon, sichuan pepper syrup, soda folk root beer

KAMMEL TOE (SERVES 4 OR MORE) 32.00kamm & sons, vodka, fresh strawberry & raspberry, fresh lemon juice, palm sugar, topped with fizz. served in a toe

ASK YOUR BURGERETTE FOR WHAT IS CURRENTLY IN STOCK.

SHOOTING FROM THE HIPcopper dog, luxardo sangue morlacco cherry liqueur, coke syrup (served

tableside from a giant hip flask)4.00

FALLEN ANGELITA 8.50ocho blanco tequila shaken with triple sec, sweetened with agave honey & cut with fresh lime, served with a tajin rim

DONKEY CRUNCH 8.25finlandia vodka, fresh lime juice, housemade ginger syrup & ginger beer, built over ice with an absinthe rinse

SURFERS ON ACID 9.50coconut rum served with fresh pressed pineapple juice & a jägermeister mini

YORKSHIRE T 8.50tea infused bombay sapphire gin, pink grapefruit juice, fresh lemon juice, topped with soda water

SILVER ANGEL 7.50finlandia vodka shaken with peach & passion fruit, served straight up, topped with fizz

THE CARTEL 7.75bacardi carta blanca rum shaken with fresh lime juice, campari & passionfruit. served straight up

ST. LAWRENCE 8.50woodford reserve shaken with maple syrup, fresh lemon juice & a dash of bitters with an orange twist

SPACE GIN SMASH 8.75bombay sapphire gin, fresh lemon juice, apple juice, elderflower cordial, mint & grapes

SUMMER OF LOVE 8.75grey goose citron vodka, fresh lemon juice, muddled ruby red grapes, passion fruit, savvy-b, served long

HENRIETTA FIZZ 8.25grey goose poire vodka shaken with pear, strawberry & fresh lemon juice topped with fizz

NEW CROSS NEGRONI 8.25(#meateasy classic) bombay sapphire gin stirred down with aperol & antica formula, served on a rock with a lick of orange

ACE OF SPADES(AKA “THE LEMMY”)equal measures of jack daniel’s & coke.6.75

PIPE DREAMS 6.00pernod absinthe, watermelon syrup, lemon juice, served in a pipe glass

TENNESSEE PICKLE BACK 6.00a double shot of jack daniel’s & a shot of pickle juice

JÄGERMEISTERminimeat 4cl bottle 6.00bowl of 5x minimeat 4cl bottles 25.00

DEER + BEER 8.00an estrella & a mini bottle of jägermeister

GLENFIDDICH IPA BOILER MAKER 9.00large shot of glenfiddich ipa & a can of hobo 3 hop lager

LITTLE DONKEY (CRUNCH) 4.00vodka shaken with lime & fresh ginger juice

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BEERS & CIDERS

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SHOTS & SHOoTErS

TREBBIANO, NESPOLI, ITALY house wine doesn’t need to taste like crap. nice & dry with a refreshing citrus finish, & won’t leave you feeling like arse the next day.

175ml 5.00 | bottle 19.00

CHARDONNAY, SANTA RITA HACIENDA chardy is the one. full bodied white wine for people with guts. tropical fruit flavours & crisp green apples. buttery & delicious.

175ml 5.50 | bottle 23.00 SAUVIGNON BLANC ‘QUICKIE’ SOME YOUNG PUNKS, AUSTRALIA make time for a quickie. tropical pineapple & pear, with a fresh & dry lemon sherbert kinda finish. a serious sauvignon blanc that doesn’t take itself too seriously.

175ml 7.00 | bottle 28.00

VINHO VERDE ROSÉ, CONDE VILLAR, PORTUGAL a rosé with a difference. super fruity with a nice candied strawberry & raspberry flavour. the hint of spritz makes it incredibly moreish.

175ml 5.50 | bottle 23.00

all wines served in 125ml, 175ml & 250ml measures

SANGIOVESE, NESPOLI, ITALY seriously sessionable red wine. bright cherries & a very easy drinking persona. not too heavy but not too light. just right.

175ml 5.00 | bottle 19.00

MALBEC, EL OSCURO everyone’s favourite red wine. big, juicy & bold flavours of blackcurrant & chocolate. like a really boozy mocha. the perfect liquor for your meat.

175ml 5.50 | bottle 23.00 SHIRAZ / MATARO, ‘NAKED ON ROLLER SKATES’ SOME YOUNG PUNKS, AUSTRALIA what can we say? just so f**king good. dense black fruits with a hint of pepper & sweet spice. a world away from the usual cheap crap aussie shiraz you buy down the offie.

175ml 7.00 | bottle 28.00

SOFT SHAKE 4.95ask your burgerette about our flavours

TENNESSE MAPLE 7.95maple syrup, jack daniel’s, vanilla shake*

WHITE RUSSIAN 7.95vodka, kahlua, vanilla shake*

THE HONEY SHAKE 7.95jack daniel’s honey, chocolate, vanilla shake*

BANOFFEE HI 7.95 pisang ambon, caramel, vanilla shake*

BLACK FOREST 7.95chocolate liqueur, cherry liqueur, chocolate, vanilla shake*

BROWN COW 5.50old fashioned root beer float

BLACK COW 5.50coke float

CREAMY COW 5.50cream soda float

JACK & BLACK 7.9525ml jack & coke float*

ROOT 56 7.95ginger beer & jägermeister float*

NO VEGETABLE OIL. NO UHT. NO CRAP. NO FUSS. JUST FRESH MILK & CREAM. MADE EXCLUSIVELY FOR US BY THE ICE CREAM UNION

MADE WITH ICE CREAM UNION’S TRADITIONAL VANILLA ICE CREAM

* H A R D S H A K E S / F L O A T S A D U L T S O N L Y

EXTRA SECCO, VAPORETTO, ITALY like prosecco, but extra delicious. all the usual apple & lemon flavours but with a finish that is ever-so-slightly sweet. the perfect party pop.

125ml 5.00 | bottle 25.00

FRESHLY SQUEEZED 3.50orange juicepink grapefruit

KARMA COLA & FRIENDS 2.00(250ml can) fairtrade & organic, #drinknoevilkarma cola / gingerella ginger ale lemony lemonade

SODA FOLK CREAM SODA /ROOT BEER 3.50made in the uk, don’t be a stranger

COCA COLA / DIET COKEFANTA / SPRITE ZERO & OTHER FIZZY STUFF 2.00

RED BULL / TROPICAL / SUGAR FREE 2.50

JUICE 3.00apple / pineapple / cranberryguava / tomato

CAWSTON PRESS 2.00JUICE WATER BOXESapple & mango apple & summer berriescloudy apple SPARKLING DRINKSelderflower lemonaderhubarb

CRISP TONIC WATER crisp bitterness with classic effervescence

LIGHT TONIC WATER a seamless blend of bright bitters & soft sweetness

QUENCHING CUCUMBER TONIC WATER thirst quenching fresh notes of cucumber

GOLDEN GINGER ALE a light mix of perfection, courtesy of a hint of ginger

SALTY LEMON TONIC WATER salty & citrusy notes merged with florals & aniseed

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