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The magazine for LEDLI/adolescents students

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  • pimp my mind!

    Sponge bob confessesI didnt know english but

    !- ... ...

    HELLO! I AM

    TEENAGER

    true lifestories you

    wont feel aloneanymore

    ....belive or notyou have anintelligencefind how to useit

    ...

    !

    admire the beutyof yourbuldingstouristic guidefor dummies

    ..

    !

    is your teacher teaching see what can you do... ?is your teacher teaching see what can you do... ?

    belive or notyou have anintelligencefind how to useit

    ...

    !

    true lifestories you

    wont feel aloneanymore

    ....

    admire the beutyof yourbuldingstouristic guidefor dummies

    ..

    !

  • REFERENCES:

    Glossary

    Information

    Images

    http://www.uri.edu/artsci/msc/cadences.htmlhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_cadencehttp://www.lukeswartz.con/nrotc/cadences.htmlhttp://www.yourdictionary.com/nonsensehttp://www.thefreedictionay.com/nonsensehttp://www.merriam-webster.com/netdict/nonsensehttp://www.yourdictionay.com/mutterhttp://www.macmillandictionary.com/dictionay/british/mutterhttp://www.ldoceonline.com/dictionary/mutter://www.pianored.com/federic-chopin.htmlhttp://www.thomasarmstrong.com/multiple_intelligences.php

    http://www.mexicodesconocido.com.mx/notas/http://www.visitadurango.com.mxhttp://www.thomasarmstrong.com/multiple_intelligences.phphttp://www.mit.edu/~afrotc/wing/ig/mk_database/cadet_know/jodies.htmlFull Metal Jacket (movie quotes)

    http://www.google.com.mx/imghp?hl=es&tab=wihttp://www.atractivosturisticos.com/durango/durango_teatro_ricardo_castro.jpghttp://es.niceviews.org/wiki/Archivo:Catedral_durango.jpg

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  • P. 3----- The Bilingual SpongeSpongebob Squearepants confesses!

    P. 4---- Find your intelligence!!Belive it or not... you have one... or more!

    P. 5---- Did you know that?things about buildings in your city.

    P. 6---- Is your teacher.... teaching?The perfect teacher for the perfect student.

    P. 7---- T.L.S.(True Life Stories)You wont feel alone anymore...

    P. 8---- What you mean?questions? find them in the Glosary.

    What do we have here?....1 2

  • EVERYBODY THINKS THAT I HAVE ALWAYS SPOKENENGLISH AS MY FIRST LANGUAGE,-JI JI JI- BUT NO.MY FIRST LANGUAGE WAS THE KRUSTISIAN KRABSTISIAN,THE NATIVE LANGUAGE FROM BIKINI BOTTOM; MY HOUSE BY THE WAY!WHEN I WAS A LITTLE SPONGE, LESS INTELLIGENTAND MORE WEAK BUT THE CUTEST........

    HEY PATRICK WAIT FOR ME! HERE IS MY BEST FRIEND PATRIC,I M SORRY, I WAS TELLING YOU THAT KRUSTISIANIS MY FIRST LANGUAGE. SO WHEN THE OCEAN BROTHER S COMPANY,HIRED ME AS THE SUPER STAR OF IT -JIJIJI- I HAD TO LEARN ENGLISH

    TO APPEAR IN MY SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS CARTOON. IT WASN T EASY. I HAD TOUNDERSTAND PATRICK! UFF...THAT WAS THE HARDEST PART OF IT.

    WHILE PATRICK WAS SAYING;HI BOB, HOW ARE YOU DOING? I HAD TO REPEAT THE PHRASE EXACTLY HOW I HEARD IT, LIKE FOR

    HOURS -JIJIJI- JUST THINK ABOUT IT FOR A BIT; -JIJIJI- JAO ARR LLU DUING? AND AGAIN JAO ARRLLU DUING? AND AGAIN, UFF.... THAT WAS HORRIBLE!. THAT WAS THE MOMENT WHEN MY TEARS FELLDOWN AND I REALIZED THAT I SHOULD LEARN ENGLISH WHEN I WAS THE CUTEST SPONGE IN THE WHOLE

    OCEAN, YES WHEN I WAS LITTLE!

    SO IF YOU ARE READING MY STORY, DON T THINK TO MUCH, NOW I KNOW THAT ENGLISH IS MYTREASURE, WELL BESIDES SQUIDWARD TENTACLES, PATRICK, SANDY CHEEKS, GARY, EUGENE KRABS AND

    ALL MY LOVELY FRIENDS! AH AH AH............

    EVERY HUMAN OUT THERE SAYS THAT THEY HAVE THE ABILITY TO LEARN A SECOND LANGUAGE SINCETHEY WERE BORN, SO...... I GUESS SO! UHM! BEFORE I FORGET, I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT WITH THE SOUND

    OF THE SEA S PARTIES , THIS THING OF LEARNING ENGLISH WAS GREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT! OH! I MSORRY,

    SQ TACLES TELLS ME ALL THE TIME THAT I MUST BE CALMED EVERY TIME YOU GUYSR SE DAYS. THE BIG WATERING SECRET WAS THE INTERACTION WITH ALL MY LOVELY

    FRIENDS, TRYING TO IMITATE THEIR SOUNDS,

    BUT....KRABSTISIAN

    ,

    CREATING MY OWN AND REPRODUCING EVERYTHING THATI HEARD, LIKE, UNDER THE SEA, UNDER THE SEA, UNDER THE SEA, UNDDDDD........ UFF I TWISTED MY SPONGE

    TONGUE TOO MUCH.ELL THAT S ALL FOR THE MOMENT, MY BOSS EUGENE IS CALLING MEEEEEEEEEEEEE! TO GET BACK TO

    W K; BY THE WAY IF I HADN T LEARNED ENGLISH I WOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN WORKING IN THE KRUSTYKRAB RESTAURANT, TALK TO YOU SOON!

    UIDWARD TENEMIND ME THO

    WOR

    THE BILINGUAL SPONGE!3

  • Am I intelligent?what kind of intelligence am I?

    Instructions:Please, mark from sentence number 1 to sentence number 8,only one of the aspects that describes you the most, thenfrom sentence 9 to sentence number 15 choose the aspectthat you hate the most.

    1.- Enjoy talking to people2.-Enjoy writing letters3.- Enjoy working in different places4.- Enjoy classifying information5.-Enjoy listening to music and

    understand it6.-Enjoy giving sequence to numbers and events7.- Enjoy working by yourself8.- Enjoy the sound of the nature9.- Hating be alone for long time10.- Hating only listening and talking in class11.- Hating be sit all the time in the same place12.- Hating only text and no pictures in books13.- Hating only write and read and no rhythm14.- Hating predict the contents of a text using pictures15.- Hating talking in front of people16.- Hating pollution and people who does it.

    After you are done with the marking, please check the numberof the chosen sentences, and discover what kind of smart guy

    you are.

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  • IF YOU MARKED..1 9

    interpersonal intelligence

    Mahatma Gandhi.

    linguistic intelligence

    Octavio Paz.

    a kinesthetic intelli

    Robin Hood.

    spatial intelligence

    Javier Aguirre.

    musical intelligence

    Kurt Kobain

    intelligence

    Einstein.

    intrapersonal intelligence:

    Iron man

    naturalistic intelligence

    Javier A la Torre.

    Buddy, you must have an :that means, that you love been with people and you learnthings from others just like.

    2 10Buddy, you must have a : thatmeans, that you are good analyzing texts and explainingthem. Just like

    3 11Buddy, you must have gence:that means, that you are able to learn while you are inmovement. Just like

    4 12Buddy, you must have a : thatmeans, that you are good with diagrams, orderingthings and manage organization.Just like

    5 13Buddy, you must have :that means, that you are excellent listener and good at soundsthat makes you feel in the moon to do things better.Just like the famous

    6 14Buddy, you must have logical-mathematical :that means, that you are good at numbers and good to follow steps andsequencers. Just like our famous

    7 15Buddy, you must havethat means, you are a loner who solves his doubts internally.Just like .

    8 - 16Buddy, you must have : thatmeans, you love the nature and everything that has to deal with theenvironment. Just like

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  • In this section, you will know something else about Durango, in our city wehave nice and beautiful buildings you would like to know betterFor young people like you, maybe all these constructions are part of thetown , but there are more than that, and you will see whyHere are someexamples for you. Take a look at them!!

    This is the correct name for the actualbuilding of Banamex. Do you knowwhere it is? It is located at the cornerof 5 de Febrero and Francisco I.Maderostreets. It was built in the 18 century .This building shows us the prosperityof the State on that time. It has twostyles: and thesetwo names could sound a littleweird for you , but both are very common in our city. As an extrainformation, it is the most beautiful colonial building in the northernterritory inMexico. Interesting, don't you think so?

    It is located in Constitucin street,between 5 de febrero and 20 deNoviembre. Next to a very expensive store,It was built in 1596 under the name ofSan Ignacio de la Compaa de JessCollege amen . This is actually thebuilding of themain offices of the UJED, it

    was constructed in the second half of the 18 Century. The front of thebuilding has a style, and here has more s that in theinteriors.

    Don't miss the opportunity to watch more carefully this nice building.

    th

    TH

    rococo baroque,

    baroque ornament

    HOUSE OF THE SUCHIL COUNT

    UJED CENTRAL BUILDING.

    DIDYOUKNOWTHAT?7

  • It is located in 20 de Noviembre streetbetween Zaragoza and BrunoMartnez.Its style is , in the centralbalcony , it has the image of

    , have you noticed it?This theater is dedicated to themusician and pianist fromNazas,Ricardo Castro. It has lots of French ornaments, typical on that time. In theinteriors it has murals and beautiful lamps . I know you will really like tosee!!

    Started to be built in 1695 finishing in1844, ( wow! it lasts almost 150 years itsconstruction! ) the architect's namewasMateo Nuez.

    It has a baroque style too, lots of theStone work was developed by BenignoMontoya, and also all the angels that arearound it (watch carefully and you willfind them, there are lots at the top!! ) .

    Also Pedro de la Huerta worked on it, on the doors on each side of thecathedral. It has cool work on the stone. As you can see our Cathedral is agreat building youmust see , if you are dating with someone.

    Hey dude , we have finished the tour for today, I hope you enjoyed it, ifyou got crazy with some words , check the glossary at the end.

    neoclassical

    Federico Chopin

    RICARDO CASTRO THEATER

    CATHEDRAL

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  • WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW, WHAT KIND OF TEACHER DOYOU HAVE?

    Through this quiz, you will discover it and understand why your teacheracts like that, here's what you have to do. Read each one of thestatements carefully and circle the number from the scale, remember,you could use this quiz for all your teachers, be cool and